Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Jesse James Goes After His Ex


Jesse James is doing his best to make sure that his ex-wife and mother of his five year old daughter stays far, far away from their child until Janine can prove she is fit as a mother. Jesse's ex wife is Janine Lindemulder who is a porn star. I would say former porn star, but I think once you have been in a few hundred porn movies you pretty much are always a porn star. She claims that all she does now is work as a set designer for porn films. Umm, I think that means she is responsible for changing the sheets and keeping the couches stain free if you know what I mean.

Anyway, Janine is currently in a halfway house after serving six months in federal prison for tax evasion. Janine will be eligible to apply for shared custody next year but in court papers filed by Jesse he wants to Janine to prove that she isn't hanging around "pornographers, drug addicts, guns and firearms, felons and other unsafe environments.”

Wow, what was she doing before she went to prison? Oh yeah, she was a porn star. It makes you wonder why Jesse didn't say anything before. Maybe his current wife Sandra Bullock is getting him to think straight and realize that the environment his daughter was in before wasn't necessarily the best environment for a small child.

24 comments:

Quintessential Southerner said...

he must've been thinking with the wrong head the first go round.

f said...

I cannot believe it! Michael Lohan is on the Maury show (my teenager is out og control!) to talk about Linday and her problem!

f said...

Please excuse my horrible spelling, but I had to share this in a hurry.

lilbitsolo said...

I remember watching that show Jesse used to have on a few years back. It was around the time he married that Janine, and they were a volatile couple. I think she was pregnant and arrested for assaulting him? Anyway, I love me some Sandy Bullock, they seem good together. I hope the ex gets her life straight and can be a good mother to her child.

Lil said...

It does sound like Sandra's having a good influence on Jesse's parenting. Good for her and good for his daughter.

Pookie said...

jailbird porn star exes...eep. wth.

Patty said...

I bet he once thought it was 'effen amazing that his wife was a porn star. Now that she's an ex-wife and mom, not so much.

Sylvia said...

I thought I read on another website that they were going to fight for full custody of the kid.

lutefisk said...

I'm confused--was she a porn star, before, during, or after the marriage? Or all three?

Isabel said...

@Lutefisk: All three. What a catch, right?

lutefisk said...

Isabel--lierally quite a catch--who knows what she is infested with that he may have caught during their marriage.

jbeebs said...

I read somewhere that Jesse is pissed because Janine married some ex felon she met at the her half way house,hence the unsafe environment issue. It sounds like a messy situation and I hope the child best interest is in mind.

Sporky said...

Poor kid. And by kid, I mean Sandra.

figgy said...

What the hell was he thinking marrying a porn star? And what does that say about him?

And how How HOW could Sandra Bullock marry a guy who married a porn star? I don't care how nice he is, I mean, ick to the nth degree.

Ms Cool said...

Gee. Didn't he know what she was when he decided to reproduce with her?

Majik said...

"I think that means she is responsible for changing the sheets and keeping the couches stain free if you know what I mean."

*snort* Good one!

sunnyside1213 said...

I hope Sandra is a good stepmother.

pomme said...

who want to be married with a porn star and have a child with her? it's an oxymoron for me

trogdor said...

I think he met her at some show. I used to watch his show on the discovery channel, the first one back in 2000/01. He doesn't drink or do drugs and donated alot to charities. His very first wife, karla, used to run the shop and if I recall they started having problems when the shop started doing badly and she ended up leaving him. He has two kids with her. Then when the show ended and he had gotten popular is when he met Janine. Eh, it happens. Nice dude, has a little money, hung out with a pornstar. Did the smart thing by leaving her.

ardleigh said...

Well at least he's stepping up now.
Good for him. He or someone has to do what is best for that little girl.

B626 said...

Jesse knew she was a porn star, effed her, married her, had a child with her, don't know WHAT order that is. Hope him and Sandy don't demonize the mom in front of the unfortunate 5 year old. Will have opposite effect.
Check back in 15 years to see what kind of book will be written about this celebrity stepmother...

c17 said...

Hypocrite much?

I'd be willing to be you've watched some porn in your day (yesterday, perhaps), possibly hers - and yet you're passing judgment on whether or not she should keep her child. By consuming her product you have no reason to judge her in any capacity at all. It's like Elliot Spitzer all over again.

And what makes JJ a "better" parent? The fact that he lucked into marrying a "legitimate" actress? I'm guessing you think Jenna Jameson's kids should be taken away as well - after all, SHE'S a porn star and EVERYONE knows that porn stars can't possibly be good parents....

Unless you're being sarcastic, 'cause that doesn't travel over teh Intarwebs well. So, yeah.

Jerry said...

Enty, you had a chance to put up a picture of a porn star and you didn't do it? The man card police are on their way to your office right now.

amanda rae said...

Ugh, I couldn't marry a guy who has been with a porn star. It's just gross...and nope, I don't watch porn, never bought it, I have seen some once or twice but at someone's house and I just walked away because nothing is more uninteresting to me than watching people have sex. Sandra must be a better person than me, that's for sure, and I'm glad that she's trying to take care of her stepdaughter, because it's not the kid's fault that her mother is a porn star.

Also, the fact of the matter is that most porn stars AREN'T good parents. Not all, but the vast majority are damaged due to abuse, etc., and very few of them actually address their issues. IMO, being a porn star isn't really a sign of good mental health, but that doesn't mean they can't be good parents. I think the issue is that this PARTICULAR porn star is obviously unfit, so I applaud JJ and SB for trying to keep that child away from that lifestyle.