Friday, October 16, 2009

Jimmy Kimmel Is Very Shady


So what to do when you are in love with when of your staffers and her boyfriend also works on your show? Well, if you are Jimmy Kimmel you kick the boyfriend off your show and get him a job on another show. Meanwhile since he is on another show he is not invited to the staff only parties at Jimmy's house every week which the girlfriend must go to because she is on the staff.

According to Radar, Jimmy also may have been dating Molly McNearny while he was dating Sarah Silverman. In fact he may have gone out on double dates with Sarah and Molly and her boyfriend while seeing Molly also.

Who knew Jimmy Kimmel was such a player? You do realize that if he was not on television he would never get laid. OK, well sometimes he would. He would just have to pay for it.

22 comments:

kathryn said...

Jimmy Kimmel is about as attractive as a mildewed
lawn chair.

shazzzba said...

WITH TORN CUSHIONS....

faithy said...

He might get laid but not by anyone even 1/3 as attractive as Sarah S. or this Molly girl.
What a pig.

sunnyside1213 said...

Sarah is well rid of him.

canadachick said...

he looks like our PM Stephen Harper...haha

Sylvia said...

Why would anyone want to screw this guy LOL

linnea said...

Yeah, or watch him screw someone... remember that sex tape? What happened to that?

.robert said...

What a sleaze.

Sara Bellum said...

What a sleeze. The fame really got to him because he had a very lovely, albeit normal-looking wife and two children before he cheated on her with Sarah Silverman and divorced her.

Joanne said...

I remember that, normal blonde housewife that he left for Sarah, he was on some home improvement show with her on HGTV remodelling their kitchen.

Jace said...

Is anyone surprised that Jimmy is a douchebag. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

cageykiwi said...

Hmmmm. Do you think that's why she wrote & recorded "I'm f**king Matt Damon"? LOLZ!

sunnyside1213 said...

cageykiwi, you may have something there.

Anonymous said...

does it bother anyone who reads this shit that none of it is true? or is it more fun just to assume that it is despite the damage it does to the lives and reps of others?

figgy said...

Anonymous: no, not at all. That's why we read gossip sites. Duh.

What about the fact that Molly is clearly a skank too? It's not like her forced her. Two to tango.

amanda rae said...

Eww, I wouldn't touch Jimmy Kimmel if his dick were made of diamonds. Seriously, what is wrong with women who screw men just because they are rich, famous and/or powerful? How can you have self-respect when you do stuff like that? Or does a bunch of overpriced designer clothes, shoes and handbags make it all better? UGH!

sillylittlefreak said...

http://www.gossipcop.com/radars-jimmy-kimmel-exclusives-are-laughable/

RocketQueen said...

I'd still hit it before I hit Lil Wayne. And that's a fact.

Elle Kaye said...

I always used to think the gossip was all lies but then I noticed whenever they claim a couple is "on the rocks" and then said couple denies their relationship sucks, it ends a few months later.

odocoileus said...

I'd still hit it before I hit Lil Wayne. And that's a fact.

Li'l Wayne is all broken up over that, 'cause he loves plus sized white girls.

B626 said...

Anybody bettah tha Silverman Jimmy you have my 'permisso'.

Wil said...

@ Kathryn - ROTFLMFAO!!

@ Sara Bellum - beat me to it!

So .. given his history .. I guess being a sleaze and cheating should pretty much be expected.