I have seen it a million times. A child star gets famous really quickly. He crashes and burns only to end up as a one season punch line on Saturday Night Live. Ten years go by and he finally starts to make a name for himself again, and then it strikes. He is a forehead biter. In court today, more details were reported by the NY Post about the incident involving Anthony Michael Hall and his former girlfriend Diana Falzone. Apparently when Hall began banging on the door late one night and she let him in, Hall pushed her against the wall of her apartment and bit her forehead. Really? I'm trying to imagine how someone would do it and why that would be the place they would think of to bite first. This guy needs help and it sounds incredibly scary for her. I mean being shoved against the wall and the guy starts to take a bite out of your forehead? He also pushed and shoved her in addition to making her call him Farmer Ted.
I guess she didn't call the police or didn't have bite marks or something because Hall was questioned by police but no charges were filed. Really? So, from now on anyone can feel free to bite the forehead of another person?