Star Magazine says that Chris Martin is cheating on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. For those of you who thought Kate had sunk her claws permanently into Alexander Skarsgard I guess you can take a breath. For now. I mean Kate is circling her prey right now and I'm not sure she is done with Alexander unless of course she can get Chris.
Star is kind of mum on the details because they want you to buy it when it hits newsstands tomorrow. Don't they realize that no one is actually going to buy it? We will all just stand there and find the story and read it and set it back. The only people who actually buy Star are those who can't read fast enough in the checkout line. Oh, or if you are going on an airplane. Flying and gossip go really well together.
Apparently Chris went to a U2 concert and took along Kate.
"I couldn't believe my eyes," an eyewitness tells Star in our Nov. 16 issue. "There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!"
The source must have been sitting really close because Kate Bosworth looks just like everyone else in town. I love the part about coming up for air. That was so written by the reporter and not the source.