Jennifer Lopez's attorneys won a battle to stop the release of her so called sex tape. I say so called because what was reported yesterday isn't exactly the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Yesterday I spoke to someone who has actually seen the footage. I don't know if they saw all 11 hours worth, but if it is anything like the "sex" portion it would be the most boring footage of all-time. Apparently the sex part is nothing more than Jennifer standing in front of a mirror on her wedding night standing in a bra and panties while she assumes various poses and positions. Think Paris Hilton sex tape without the nudity and the horrible night vision.
The last thing I want to see is Jennifer Lopez admiring herself in a mirror. Well, unless it is shortened to about a minute and played with some really cheesy music and interspersed with some of her most awful bombs of movies. Then, it might be kind of funny.