Thursday, November 12, 2009

Josh Duhamel Still Sending Texts To Stripper


Josh Duhamel is an idiot. Either that or he knows that no matter what he does Fergie is going to keep him. Nicole Forrester was on Extra and she went on there to apologize to Fergie and also of course to get some more publicity and money out of all this, but she also did have some more great stuff to share.

"I thought, 'Nobody's gonna find out. It's not gonna hurt anybody. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I didn't think of it at the time like I think of it now."

Well stuff your sorrys in a sack Mister. Yeah, I said it. That was a great Seinfeld episode. I think it was the backwards one where they went to India.

Forrester says that Josh wasn't very good in bed. The people at Extra didn't ask if he was well endowed. She says she hasn't stripped since the news broke and won't now because her kids know what she was doing and they are embarrassed and ashamed.

Through all of this though, Josh keeps sending her text messages. One she shared with Extra said, "Wow, UR scared?" Oh, that Josh, he is a charmer isn't he? She replied back to him that she didn't want any part of all this. Uh huh. That is why she keeps going on shows.

23 comments:

shelly_bean said...

one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes!

so, um, I know Fergie is kind of a butterface (sorry, but that's the nicest way I could think to say it) but this chick looks like she's been working the graveyard shift at 7-11 for a few years! yuck

sunnyside1213 said...

Wondered when we would hear from her again. Not so good in bed. Great looking guys never are. They don't have to be.

Pookie said...

"Well stuff your sorrys in a sack Mister". i've never watched seinfeld (i really did try once, but js is so irritating)...so i thought that quote was yours. damn. it's so funny! i may have to catch a rerun sometime.

re josh...sigh. why are the hot ones always the stupid ones? damn, damn, damn.

Maja With a J said...

Seriously. What the hell is wrong with people? If she didn't "want any part of all this", she wouldn't have let him put his dick in her in the first place. But, fine. Mistake. But then, she could have chosen NOT to go to the media (because I have a feeling Duhamel didn't leak this). Or if media contacted her, she could have said "no comment" and left it at that. But no. She had to do radio and TV. But she wants no part of all this. Uh-huh indeed.

Sinjin said...

Sunnyside and Pookie, I must have had some luck because I had an incredibly hot Spaniard for two years. Though a jock, he is neither stupid nor bad in bed. In fact, quite sensational :-)

Sinjin said...

BTW, does anyone else wonder what famewhores used to DO before there was internet and entertainment tv to go on? Because THIS, is getting out of control. They're everywhere!

MISCH said...

SHE SURE IS MILKING HER 15 MINUTES...

Choice said...

If you wanna see if Josh Duhamel is endowed or not, there is a photo floating around the web.

Linnea said...

Wait, I guess I am the only one not quite getting what the h-- that text means? Is he asking her if she is scared? Why?

Miss Bitch said...

Josh and Fergie are a couple of skanks that deserve each other.

goldenpuppy said...

Umm no way is he sending her texts. She went on the insider of some other trashy show with her original texts supposedly from Josh, and they traced them to a disconnected phone.

So, either there is an imposter pretending to be Josh, or she is such a psycho liar she is forget her own stories.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Josh must have low self esteem based on his whorrendous taste in women.

Lolita Breckenridge said...

Ok, I gave her a break on the radio show appearance. Now she's just milking it. I think it's part of fame whoring 101 course to say, while talking to the press, that they didn't want any part of this. I'm talking to you, Gosselins.

RocketQueen said...

That was absolutely my favourite Seinfeld episode. Lol @ Elaine and the Schnapps vault-opener!

Thisisridiculous said...

Wasn't Josh shitfaced? that would explain his "performance" in bed. no?

Cheryl said...

Josh and Fergie were doomed from the start. Cute + Butterface = problems.

Dead Angel said...

...her kids know what she was doing and they are embarrassed and ashamed.

I'd be ashamed if my mother was a stripping hooker too. It's clear she doesn't care about her children who will feel the brunt of her going on TV to talk about screwing a married man and that she takes patrons home - I wonder what else or how many times the kids have had to endure her tricking from the club to their home? The Dad's need to move against her, yes multiple baby daddies.

She's a real dirtbag who is genuinely hurting her children. I think Fergie is going to dump Josh.

figgy said...

oh man, SHE is the butterface.

I don't get stripping. Seriously, she couldn't do anything else? And like her kids wouldn't find out eventually anyway?

Clearly she's hoping for a reality show.

Unknown said...

Whatever. Do we really need to hate on her? She boned a hot famous dude. She didn't do anything wrong. He's the ho. Obviously, she doesn't have many options if she was stripping. Let her make money however she needs to. She has a kid to support.

Mango said...

I don't find Josh that hot. Guess his type doesn't flip my switch. I googled for his nekkid pic and this is what I found:
http://nudegaycelebs.blogspot.com/2009/06/josh-duhamel-nude.html?zx=be8ca402ea9a29ba

Sporky said...

Thisisridiculous: that was my first thought, too - "brewer's droop"!

Anyway I'm sick of hearing about this...they're all disgusting, as far as I'm concerned. He's cute but not THAT cute.

Goodgrief said...

I think Jon Gosselin should forget about Hailey and go after this chicky. They would make a great couple.

shakey said...

Looks like someone hired themselves a PR person.

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