Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Kardashians Keep It Klassy


Yes, I know how you spell classy, but for this post it just made more sense to use it with a K. You do realize of course that the Kardashian clan makes more in a year then most of us will earn in a lifetime right? I just wanted that nice cheerful thought in your head for a minute. Oh yeah, I'm drinking. It is 930am on a Wednesday but the booze machine is fired up. And by fired up I mean that the coffee maker is going and I am combining a shot of whiskey to each glass. Hello Thanksgiving.

Anyway, some TMZ camera guy who was probably hoping to have sex with a porn star asked Lisa Ann if she was seeing anyone. You know the guy was hoping she would say no and then fall madly in love with him or at least give him a quickie in the TMZ van while Harvey watched and cheered them on.

But she said she was seeing someone. Who? Robert Kardashian. Yes, the same Robert Kardashian who used to have a squeaky clean image and then went through the Cheetah Girls and now is Joe Francis' wingman. How is that for moving down the respect for women ladder. "Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree. He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things."

Lisa Ann is best known for portraying Sarah Palin in Who's Nailin' Paylin? After the Thanksgiving meal the family can sit around and watch Kim in her porno and then watch the newest member of their family Lisa Ann in hers. I love the holidays.

19 comments:

Sporky said...

*giggling like a schoolgirl @ "Nailin' Palin"

empyrios said...

nothing to say about the Kardashians cuz i loathe them so...

but i do want to say Happy Thanksgiving to Enty and all the Americans on CDAN. (i know it's officially tomorrow but i won't get to post then.)

hope everyone enjoys their holiday!

Cheers!
e.

juicy said...

ugh, she has sequins or something on her jeans. now THAT is high-class.

Sporky said...

Thanks empyrios!

Katie said...

he slept with all the cheetah girls?

Pookie said...

i love drunk enty, bring it!

eeep, her boob job is way too overdone, but they did a good job on the lipo.

anyhoo...how proud is momma kim right now? so many winners to choose from in that family.

looserdude said...

From cheetahs to cougars. Heehee.

notachance said...

WHY oh WHY are the Krapashian's famous? WHY do we keep giving them the time of day by talking about them?

.robert said...

I wonder what Bruce Jenner thinks about his life choice now.

Mooshki said...

.robert, his brain is too numb from all the botox to even notice.

Jasmine said...

@ .robert~ he cant think too hard on the subject as his brain(and rest of his body) has been soaking in formaldehyde for the last several years. Seriously, I googled his picture from when he appeared on playgirl and I couldnt believe he used to be hot! Thats the biggest tradgedy coming out of this entire family

Jasmine said...

well that, and khloe

NotSoAnonMom said...

Ewwwwwwwwww .... bleah!

RocketQueen said...

lol @ Jasmine's comment!

I'd also like to wish all the Yanks a happy Thanksgiving - we had our lovely wishes from you last month - your turn and enjoy the long weekend!

Karmen said...

Klassy with a K. Makes me sad my name is Karmen with a K when all these stupid Karadshians run around giving this letter a bad name!

Porn star reunion for Thanksgiving? Ha, awesome.

RocketQueen said...

@Karmen - my real-life initials are KK - just like Kim's. Colour me doubly unhappy.

Karmen said...

@RocketQueen - sorry to hear your awesome initials are making you sad as a result of these stupid famewhores.

Mango said...

Oh puke!

I am ashamed to say that I have watched their train wreck of a show at times (and have sat their wondering why?). I feel badly for the younger girls because they are being groomed to be fame-whore sluts just like their big sisters. UGH.

chihuahuense said...

Yes, I'm a K, too...I hate their stupid un-kouth-iness effin up my letter.