Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Nicole Kidman Not Pregnant!!!!!


Holy crap, who comes up with this stuff. Did I fall asleep on Sunday and just wake up now? US Weekly is reporting that Nicole Kidman's rep is saying Nicole is not pregnant. Did anyone here think she was? I have read and read and I haven't seen anyone say she was. This is all a set up job by the ass kissers at US Weekly because they probably want some exclusive pictures of the family during Thanksgiving or something.

According to US, the rumor started because Nicole had the audacity to take pictures on the red carpet holding her stomach with her hands. In what was a planned move for sure. Anyway that led to speculation she was pregnant which her rep denied today. OK, I don't remember anyone saying she was pregnant. Were you speculating she was pregnant? I think that is what she wanted people to say and then she would respond. The thing is I don't think anyone cares what Nicole does and they sure don't like to imagine her having sex despite what she may think. I am still not entirely convinced that Sunday Rose was not immaculately conceived or grown for nine months elsewhere and showed up one day in Nicole's arms.

So, if you have been on pins and needles all week about Nicole's pregnancy, she isn't and please get a life. Oh, and one more thing. I HATE how at every event Nicole goes to with Keith she lays her head on his shoulder or leans in like she is going to kiss him. It is such garbage. Every event? It ticks me off so much I went and found one from the AMA's. It happens at every event.

40 comments:

West End Girl said...

I think Lainey mentioned her maybe pregnancy, or rather the notion of the pillow again.

Still, it's Kidman. Who cares?

NotSoAnonMom said...

That FACE!

Cali Girl said...

nicole purposefully posed with her hands on her belly hoping it would cause speculation in a desperate attempt to be relevant. And to make the nite all about her - a nite that celebrates music. I can't stand her.

linnea said...

oh yeah, that was the obvious " im pregnant" pose!

RocketQueen said...

Lainey mentioned that she was purposefully cupping her stomach - hinting that she thought it was for publicity, too. I don't think Kidman can be bothered growing another baby in her sister - it takes a lot of work to hide it!

deleted by authority of the Governor said...

you know she does it purposefully. pathetic cry for attention. i'm surprised she doesn't carry her oscar around. the academy should be ashamed. and for tha marissa tomei thing, too.

chihuahuense said...

Now that I think about it, one of the commenters on here said she looked like it....lemme go find it

libby said...

There's also a picture, i shit you not, that has her cradling her belly while making a 'shhh' finder looking DIRECTLY at the camera.

She is just tragic. No one looks 28 forever, and no one stays right on top forever. Time for Nicole to let go.
She looks terrible. The botox made her forehead super-high. With those horrible lip implants. Ugh.

genesis said...

Caption: "Are they looking? Tell me are they looking, pipsqueak, dont make me squeeze your hand harder."
Keith thinking...omg shes gonna kill me.

chihuahuense said...

found it:

Kat said...
I wish people would leave Kidman alone. She's a beautiful woman and she's no more abusive with botox than any other aging actress. I say pick on someone who merits the snark.

Plus, anyone else think she's pregnant?


Is Kat on here other times, or is she Nicole's publicist?

RocketQueen said...

lol @ chihuahuense! That is an EXCELLENT theory!

Middle-aged Diva said...

Yeah, i don't get the snark about Nicole either. Although I do suspect sunday did not emerge from her loins, and I do think the name is stupid.

Lola said...

Perez Hilton was speculating that she was pregnant. But like you said, who gives a shit?

Tara said...

It must kill Kidman that after trying to establish her own identity away from her first husband she more and more is only being seen because of her more successful second husband

Cheryl said...

Lola: Perez also claims to have exclusive knowledge of Fidel Castro's death.

Urban Myths said...

Here are the pics you were referencing libby...

http://x17online.com/celebrities/nicole_kidman/shhhhh_dont_say_anything_about_nicoles_bump-11222009.php