Friday, November 27, 2009

Today's Message From Courtney Love


Courtney was busy this morning.

#1 - wow holy fucking wierd thanksgiving, two members of Spears FAMILY found me , watch this shit, Brit i think i may have just FREED your ass, you owe me a good forensic workover, fo ryourself as well and we need to destroy the pboc ill show you this post when you get out . im sorry noone else stuck thier necks out for you.

#2 - NOW you other little rockstars some have been lovers some are friends, look at this shit watch this weekend and wonder why the hell we call ourselves Friends if we arent a community of people who help each other. CHRIST its fun to be the brave one. pats back.

#3 - NO edward i do NOT want to have this discussion in public in answer to your text not by any means last i checked you had a "roomful of kenyans" and then you were "running the marathon with Alanis Morissette" i love you man but business is business besides wich bloggy asswipes apparently called me a crackhead in a ...shopping cart ,they love to write me off, you KNOW that, its thier favourite pasttime with me,

#4 - FEMINISM is on my mind.

30 comments:

Firstname said...

What?

Quintessential Southerner said...

if poppa spears does not sue through the court system, we know that she was on to something. getting on tv and disputing those claims is not the same btw.

littlesunshine said...

Wow! Is alcohol dementia contagious? 'cause I think I just got from reading her posts.

lutefisk said...

I never realized how deep Courtney was--wow!

warmislandsun said...

I love her comments to Edward, especially the "roomful of Kenyans". lol There are minute moments of truth in her posts.

Eli said...

i absolutely enjoy her crackheaded rants!! they are entertaining and should be made into a remix of some sort...with her voice! ha

shakey said...

I would just like to add Eli is a genius. I'd buy it.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I love her and follow her religiously every day *LOL*. She says her updates are not wacky, but "brilliantly coherent" as long as you don't mind the typos!

Mooshki said...

I believe Britney may have been molested, but I really don't think it was her father. I just don't see it at all.

Anonymous said...

can you imagine sitting down for martinis with Courtney??

Jaysus that'd be fun.

GladysKravitz said...

All of my friends on FB (who aren't CDaN followers) have been asking me why I'm following her. I just keep posting her status updates and I think they understand now. Thank you Enty for showing me the way to one of the greatest shows on Earth. God bless her screwed up little soul.

RocketQueen said...

First one is interesting but which I knew what a "pboc" is.

2nd one is boring

3rd one is ridiculous - if you don't want to have this discussion in public, then why are you doing just that?!

RocketQueen said...

*WISH I knew.
Damn - shit's contagious.

pomme said...

even Ted C blind items are more clear/comprehensible than Courtney Love's writing

chestnut-red said...

pomme -
*lol* I hadn't thought about it, but Ted C BIs aren't half this loopy! Okay...maybe half...

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Vitriol said...

Courtney Love and Punctuation. Two ships passing in the night. A third vessel could possibly be Steve Coogan's Cleveland Steamer?

Merlin D. Bear said...

I admit it. I couldn't resist the opportunity to Fan her page on Facebook.
I know I'm going to Hell for doing it, but it's like passing a car wreck on a freeway. You just can't help but look.

Pookie said...

uh....what?

she needs to be institutionalized. we've got front row seats to the train wreck that is her life and it breaks my heart.

Adventurous Kate said...

FANNED.

Check her out on FB (Courtney Love Cobain, not Courtney Love). She's adding more and more about Britney...and she actually replies to what some people post to her.

sunnyside1213 said...

LOL.... crackhead in a ...shopping cart. That's probably where she will end up. Bag lady with a cart. What a mess. Must check out the FB page. Might be something new to keep me awake at work.

Char said...

It's hard to tell without actually speaking to her but I'm pretty sure that she is a paranoid schizophrenic. And she's deteriorating. She needs help, desperately. As for the person who said that Poppa Spears should sue, seriously? If I was him, I would ignore this completely. As if anyone would take seriously the ramblings of a woman completely out of her mind. He's best just to ignore this, and not give it any media time. Doubt there's any substance to it, not necessary considering him, but just considering the source.

empyrios said...

OMG i actually ALMOST spit out my wine reading Vitriol's comment...

oh, thank you for that!

seriously though, everyone who's commented above about Courtney has something enlightening to say

she's just an open book waiting to be scrutinized and ridiculed

Jasmine said...

All I have to say is this is like the chicken and the egg, was Courtney messed up before alllllll the drugs or did her brain just fry from all that mess?
Honestly, this is why, though I have done a few things in my time, I have NEVER EVER touched hallucinagenics (totally spelled wrong)
Stuff like acid, shrooms, etc will fuck you up for life.
I have a friend who took ONE HIT of acid 10 yrs ago and sometimes now when she is in the grocery store she swears she has a flash back and the toasters start breathing at her.
One friend seriously thought about killing the dog with a butter knife. I mean yowza- I just think I feel reeally sorry for her because she did have talent and this is the brain of a now middle aged rock star and her incoherent ramblings.
Its sad

Jasmine said...

saying all that for sho i am off now to go on fb and add that crazyed bitch as a friend~ lol

City Councilman Doug said...

I'm gonna have to friend her RIGHT NOW. Lay off people, I'm drinking.

Anonymous said...

@Jasmine

i totally agree. never did the hallucinogenic drugs really and, although i don't judge others for doing so, i'm glad i didn't. (although i did all sorts of others).

it really can shape people. in good ways and in bad....i think it wasn't such a good choice for Courtney, lol.

dbfreak said...

I have to admit that I fanned her on FB too. I do like that she's not a polished PR machine - everything that enters her mind goes straight out her mouth (or fingers in this case lol). I got guff for fanning her too, but she actually does have some good points buried in the typos and lack of punctuation. I think she's crazy...like a fox ; )

MikeCann said...

PBOC is Private Bank of California, see http://MikeCann.net for what she is referring to. Search Courtney Love..