Over the past few days my internet has been atrocious, but the first thing that does pop up invariably involves Charlie Sheen. When all you can read is headlines it is pretty easy to spot the forces of Charlie Sheen Inc at work. All the stories talk about how Brooke was jealous of Charlie's daughter Sam. If you have ever read any of Denise's accusations about Charlie I'm not sure that is really a positive for Charlie, but whatever. Oh, there is of course the rumor that Charlie and Brooke are fine and they won't be divorcing and it was just a misunderstanding that he pulled knife on her and that it is utter nonsense that he had done it previously.
As for Brooke? Well she is not one to stay in and be quiet. US Weekly says she left the twins at home with a nanny and went out partying with Gerard Butler and Paris Hilton over at Caribou Club in Aspen.