Thursday, December 03, 2009

Jermaine Jackson Is The Perfect Witness


Have you ever been caught red handed at something and wish you had some one to stick up for you and say you didn't do it? Have you ever needed a witness in court who will always take your side? Well, if you have a couple of bucks and need a guy with the best hair piece on the planet you might want to call Jermaine Jackson. TMZ has a video of him on their site. A photographer asked Jermaine if he thought Tiger Woods could rebound from this whole thing and have people love him again. Jermaine's answer? "He didn't do anything."

You have to love a guy who will deny deny deny. He probably thinks Tiger will slip him a couple of bucks or let him perform at some Tiger event. Even Tiger has said he did things so Jermaine obviously doesn't keep up or he is just willing to take your side no matter what.

23 comments:

MizCaramel said...

I'm stuck between a god awful picture of Jermaine and that flashing light... hell on earth I say!

MontanaMarriott said...

JJ is an idiot which his nasty ass painted on hair, ewwww

linnea said...

or, he doesnt think cheating constitutes "doing anything"

Nikki said...

jermaine jackson looks like a ken doll with a mold of plastic hair.

angelina said...

wow, who knew he was an idiot?

Sylvia said...

I really can't stand this idiot.

Melody said...

Please, somebody make the Jacksons go away again! Nobody cared about them until Michael died and now they're everywhere, looking like they matter when they don't.

If I see that reality show commercial one more time, I may be forced to kick something. Hard.

Syko said...

For some reason this reminds me of the old Eddie Murphy routine where the man is actually caught cheating and says "wasn't me".

BlahFrickinBlah said...

He is a close second to being the biggest piece of shit in that family.

allisonshine72 said...

Why on earth is anyone even asking Jermaine Jackson for his opinion. I know it was a TMZ photographer, but seriously. Who the hell cares about this Jackson and what he thinks?

lutefisk said...

I finally figured out what his hair looks like--the little helmets on the Lego or Playmobil people.

MommaBear said...

Yes, for the low, low price of $29.95 (plus shipping and handling), he'll be there for you too. Cash only please.

melanie said...

Why would they ask him about Tiger Woods anyway? I wish some real news would happen so people can stop talking about Tiger. An athlete cheats on his wife....shocking.

Mooshki said...

Melanie, I figured out a couple of days ago that what we really need is a real Brangelina breakup. That could keep the gossip machine going for a good few months.

AnnMarie said...

Jermaine Jackson likes to speak of himself in the third person, and is referring to his career of the last 20 years.

AnnMarie said...

@Angelina - the biggest clue for me was that he named one of his children Jermajesty. Jerfreakingmajesty.

SkittleKitty said...

I saw an ad for the upcoming A&E show "The Jackson Dynasty" or something with the brothers. Yech.

Michael's dead? Let's make a buck. Double-yech.

Sydney in Wonderland said...

He probably thought they were asking about Michael's next comeback tour.

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ny emerald said...

@AnnMarie - oh. my. god. Between that fact (Jermajesty!??!) and Jaimee Golddigger Grubbs talking about Tiger's calves, I don't know how much more gossip I can handle today.

sunnyside1213 said...

The only thing that would top a Brangalina breakup would be Brad and Jen getting back together.

Lana's Blog said...

I really hate how the other Jacksons are benefiting from Micheal's death.

Anonymous said...

This speaks volumes about Jermaine. And his statement is totally unsurprising.