Yeah, yeah, Nicole Richie is getting a shot at an ABC network deal. That is great and I'm sure the pilot will be picked up, and that her acting is Emmy caliber. The thing that stuck out for me in reading the Variety article about the deal from the network that loved Chris Brown until a flood of e-mails and calls came in, is this sentence. "Separately, Richie is working on her second novel, as well as the debut of her clothing collection and shoe line. "
By all accounts her shoes and clothes are doing ok. Second novel? When the hell was the first? Did I miss it? Was it any good? Then I remembered. It was that book called like Truth About Diamonds or some nonsense. It sold like five copies and the only thing that was fiction about it were the names of the leads in the book. Do you remember the book? It was about some girl named Chloe (Nicole) who got hooked on drugs and then started making reality commercials with her friend Simone (Paris). When it was released Nicole said it was being made into a television show and she was going to write and produce and star in it. Hey, that is the same thing she said about her current show.
So I'm guessing the second book starts out with Chloe driving the wrong way on the highway and she realizes she needs to change. She finds a rock star and gets pregnant a couple of times while her friend Simone stays in the party life and has a sex tape hit the internet and talks about getting f**ked up the butt for coke. Wow, I could write the novel for Nicole. It really just writes itself.