Friday, December 11, 2009

No More Jon Gosselin For Awhile


A Maryland judge ordered Jon Gosselin yesterday to stop making media appearances until a trial in the middle of April. That means for the next four months the world will be almost entirely Jon Gosselin free. Kate Gosselin doesn't have an order over her and she can continue to be TLC's poster child when they need her to be.

The very interesting point here is how will Jon earn a living? For the next four months if he can't make any media appearances and that includes getting paid for showing up at events where media will be present, then how will he live? I'm sure he could get work at an Ed Hardy store and tell all the kids how cool he used to be while he rings up their purchases and they all laugh at him.

Jon needs to figure out a way to make TLC happy in a hurry.

28 comments:

Mooshki said...

Happy Chanukah and Merry Early Christmas to us!!!!!!!!

Mooshki said...

(Or whatever other higher power may have sent this blessing.)

f said...

Now THAT is som seriously good news!

RocketQueen said...

Sweet relief!

It's amazing how his douchiness shows through every picture he's in. I can almost actually HEAR him trying to impress the ladies in this picture. Yuck!!

GladysKravitz said...

I just got home from work and I have to say that this made me even happier than walking in my front door! Seriously. Welcome to Reality--not the show.

Merlin D. Bear said...

YAY!
Now if we could just remove April from the calendar.

juicy said...

ed hardy and axe body spray stock just plummeted.

Cheryl said...

Jon and Michael Lohan could open a chain of Douches "R" Us stores.

Sporky said...

Hahaha @ juicy.

I agree, this is one hell of a great Christmas present. Thanks TLC!!

Boriqua said...

I say we start a wish list of other people we want to be banned from making media appearances. I'm starting with Kim Kardashian (hell, and her whole family), Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton.

Beth said...

Hallelujah! It's a Christmas miracle.

austinrob said...

Love your idea Boriqua!! Can we also include Britney? I mean, I she's OK (I'm being generous) but those pics of her & her increasingly horrendous weave pics have been hurting my eyes!

sunnyside1213 said...

TLC as a higher power. Love it.

Sylvia said...

Ahhh poor thing LOL

whole_lotto _luv said...

I LOVE the classy outfit on that chick -- bikini top with half-on/half-off shorts and hooker heels.

Miss said...

I am just shocked that with all the money from the show that he wouldn't have enough money to live comfortably on for the next few years.. okay I am not so shocked ..easy come easy go I guess!

DJ said...

oh i'm sure jon will have something up his sleeve. perhaps, "this year for christmas, i'm going to allow my kids to be back on camera since they miss the crew so much.....oh and by the way, in exchange i'd like a full and final release of lawsuits btwn me and tlc"

Harriet Hellfire said...

Hopefully when the restraint is over, no one will remember who he was.

pomme said...

here,someone explained me who he's this guy but yet forgot!

Karmen said...

This is why Maryland is awesome. Timely Hanukkah present and early Christmas present!

Pookie said...

while this is great news...i have a sneaking suspicion that we may not be done w/ him yet. there just might be another douche out there, a lá audigier, who'll hire him to hawk something.

Anya said...

Are they wearing the same outfit?

Anya said...

Are they wearing the same outfit?

mngddess said...

I could care less about Jon. He'll fade away on his own. It's Kate that needs to be thrown in jail on child abuse charges. Bitch.

Paisley said...

I think TLC is trying to back him into a corner so he'll agree to let the kids be filmed for Kate's new show. TLC is evil.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Now that the airing of grievances is done I wonder when they will be holding the feats of strength! I love Festivus!!!!

ardleigh said...

I would have LOVED to have seen his face when he was told that he couldn't make $$$ from appearances.

Bet you could have heard his jaw drop on the floor.

c17 said...

Thanks Santa!