The National Enquirer has a funny story in their edition this week about Robert Pattinson. Well, they don't make it sound funny, but it comes across as funny.
Apparently Robert Pattinson was walking down a street minding his own business when a girl jumped out of a car, ran over to him and kissed him on the lips. She then told him, “My mom wouldn’t pull the car over to let me out because I’m just getting over the swine flu… so I jumped out at the red light just to see you.”
Well, this caused Rob to push the girl away, turn and start running while at the same time yelling, “You have the SWINE FLU?!… What the hell are you doing kissing anyone?”
He then went to a store, bought some Listerine and tried to kill the germs. He then yelled at his bodyguards about keeping fans away from him.
OK. If this is true, then these are the worst bodyguards ever. They let some girl hop out of a car at a light, run across the street, over to Rob, get close enough for a kiss on the lips all without moving. Seriously?