Friday, December 18, 2009

Robert Pattinson & The Fan With Swine Flu


The National Enquirer has a funny story in their edition this week about Robert Pattinson. Well, they don't make it sound funny, but it comes across as funny.

Apparently Robert Pattinson was walking down a street minding his own business when a girl jumped out of a car, ran over to him and kissed him on the lips. She then told him, “My mom wouldn’t pull the car over to let me out because I’m just getting over the swine flu… so I jumped out at the red light just to see you.”

Well, this caused Rob to push the girl away, turn and start running while at the same time yelling, “You have the SWINE FLU?!… What the hell are you doing kissing anyone?”

He then went to a store, bought some Listerine and tried to kill the germs. He then yelled at his bodyguards about keeping fans away from him.

OK. If this is true, then these are the worst bodyguards ever. They let some girl hop out of a car at a light, run across the street, over to Rob, get close enough for a kiss on the lips all without moving. Seriously?

14 comments:

.robert said...

I'd be pissed if someone with any flu kissed me on the mouth. Dunno on the bodyguards though.

Mango said...

I would like to jump from a car, run over to him... and shave his head. Worst.Hair.Ever.

Shmooey said...

"He then went to a store, bought some Listerine and tried to kill the germs."

LOL

Sporky said...

I'd kick that girl's ass if she gave me the swine flu.

bumblebee said...

Gossip Cop debunked this yesterday.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Mango said...

I would like to jump from a car, run over to him... and shave his head. Worst.Hair.Ever.


Eyebrows could use a trimming, too.

captivagrl said...

sounds like a bunch of bull malarkey.

Shmooey said...

And his eyes are a bit wonky.

Idiot Watcher said...

Whether true or not, I'm cracking up at the thought of RP running down the street trying to get away from the crazy obsessed fan with swine flu. Priceless, and I refuse to believe it's fake. It makes my whole Friday.

Sylvia said...

Read the same thing at Gossip Cop not being true. They were also criticizing idiot Perez H. LOL

DJ said...

i just don't see what it is about this guy that makes people swoon?!?!?!

angie said...

I don't get it either...

sunnyside1213 said...

He was what Lainey calls a summer crush last year, but now on to Chris Pine. In the deleted scenes for Diary of a Princess, the engagement or whatever, he does some very funny imitations. Yum. Sorry Robert. I am just over you.

watcher said...

I don't know if the story is true.

What if he has a medical condition which puts him at risk of getting H1N1, or if he has regular contact with a friend or family member with an underlying condition.

Did you hear the story about actress Gene Tierney? In the 1940s, her daughter Daria with Oleg Cassini was born severely brain damaged because Gene caught German measles during pregnancy.

Apparently, when Daria was still a baby, a female fan approached Gene at a social function saying how she [the fan] had broken quarantine from German measles in order to see Gene at a public appearance at the Hollywood Canteen.

Here's couple of links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Tierney
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleg_Cassini

I remember Renee Zellweger saying she didn't want to shake hands with fans who approached her while in the ladies toilet - they had not washed their hands first!!