Monday, December 07, 2009

Ten And Counting For Tiger Woods

I don't know if Trojan is one of Tiger Woods' sponsors but whatever brand he uses they really need to get on this train. I'm guessing he might be one of the biggest individual users of condoms in the world. That is if he is using condoms. I hope he is and was right?

The latest count for Tiger Woods and his mistresses is nine. Now, these are not one night stands. I am sure there were plenty of those. These are nine women he saw on a regular basis and it sounds like none of them knew about the other. They all thought he was faithful to them. Well considering he wasn't faithful to his wife I don't know how you could expect him to be faithful to you.

From rough calculations he saw someone almost every weekend and during the week was with his wife except for when he was with a few of his Florida based woman. OK, so at this point I'm guessing Elin must have known. You just can't hide sex with different women every night while you are married. I wonder if what set her off was the fact this Rachel Uchitel was maybe in line to become the new wife. No matter how much money one guy has I don't see how he can hide this many women for this length of time including women coming to his house without his wife knowing. It would be the greatest juggling act ever. Anyway, here is a rundown of the people he was f**king. I don't know who he is f**king now, but if you work for him you better move fast. Just saying.

The wife -

#1 - Jaimee Grubbs - We know about her. Blah, blah, blah.
#2 - Rachel Uchitel - Maybe in line to be a wife. Definitely thought she was the only mistress.
#3 - Kalika Moquin - This is the most questionable mistress. Life & Style says it only happened one weekend last month.
#4 - Mindy Lawton - Worked as a waitress and then manager in a Perkins restaurant down the street from Tiger's house. They have been seeing each other every two weeks for about three years. According to The News Of The World, Elin and Tiger would come in for breakfast and then Mindy would follow Tiger back to his place.
#5 - Jamie Jungers - Could be the longest tenured. She has been his main local girlfriend for about five years and he actually started dating her while engaged to Elin.
#6 - Cori Rist - Cocktail waitress. Met her in New York. Shuttled her all over the country for sex.
#7 - Holly Sampson - Porn star#8 - VIP Club Hostess - Two year relationship with Tiger in Orlando. She has a corporate job now and has been paid off to be quiet.

#9 - British TV Broadcaster - This name will be public as soon as The Sun decides to share it with The Post. They have not published it there but she was Tiger's mistress for all UK events.

#10 - Cougar - More British tabloids say Tiger had one older woman he would see during the hours his British TV Broadcaster was working. Apparently he couldn't go very long without.

70 comments:

O said...

All I have to say is, "Good Lord". Juggling women must have been Tiger's part-time job.

0 said...

How the hell did he find the time to play golf with all these skeezers around?

looserdude said...

Wow! I'm sorry for his family, but he has totally lost my respect.

__-__=__ said...

Another for Dr. Drew's Sex Rehab!

Syd said...

I kind of hope that Elin did beat his ass pretty good.

empyrios said...

looks like the wife gets cosmetic tips from Goopy.

sunnyside1213 said...

OMG...#4 would follow him home and Elin never noticed? There is something fishy here.

Mr Hump said...

FYI: The British television presenter is Kirsty Gallacher, daughter of the former Ryder Cup captain Bernard Gallacher, so she knows all about handling golf balls.

valerie said...

Why in the world would you ever meet a guy while he was engaged and then continue to see him after he got married, for *5 years*?! No guy is that good in bed!

Tiger sure has some ugly taste in women. You have to admire his stamina, though!

empyrios said...

Mr. Hump: golf balls or golfer's balls? :D

bloodonthescreen said...

I was convinced there was a pattern with all these ho-bagz being brunettes but I guess I was wrong. Dang! Number 4 needs to be wearing a Winnie-the-Pooh tank top instead of that sexy velvet shirt from 1994.

Krips said...

According to Mindy Lawton's sister, he does NOT use condoms!!!

'He talked very little about anything. She said he never wore condoms. That really broke me up. I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous. But Mindy was in love with him. I think she thought he was faithful to her.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233559/Tiger-Woods-8-hour-diner-waitress-deal-kept-affair-news.html#ixzz0Z1nRhQNf

bloodonthescreen said...

My mama predicts love children to surface soon.

m said...

I think we'll learn about Tiger's "sex addiction" pretty soon. I think that's how he'll spin it in a primetime interview.

I do believe sex addiction exists, but I'm not so sure if Tiger is a sex addict.

Susan said...

Word to your mama, bloodonthescreen.

ITA.

looserdude said...

Why did Tiger get married in the first place if he likes to screw around so much? Screwing around outside of marriage is pretty sleazy but at least it isn't cheating.

kris said...

This pretty much puts Letterman to shame...

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Carrie L. said...

The woman who would go to his house talked about all the rooms they had sex in, except Tiger & Elin's bedroom, of course. How thoughtful of Tiger. Now the other rooms such as the entertainment room where I'm sure the kids spent some time was totally ok.

I actually don't think Elin knew. Because of his responsibilities I'm sure it was quite easy to lie to the wife about where he was while she stayed at home with the kids.

Speaking of the kids, I feel the most sorry for them. They are completely innocent here, and now they will have to spend their life with a dad who is - at least currently - one of the biggest man-whores in the country. What a great example to his children.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Doesn't use a condom?
There are gonna be children surfacing soon, unless this is like what happened with Anna Nicole, where everyone and his brother claimed to have been Danielle's biological.
Shtupping some of these women, I can understand. (Number of, that is)
However, there's just no way possible though for him to have managed golf at his level of play and all these women and not been a zombie.

whole_lotto _luv said...

At this point, Tiger Woods is considered a whore, so anyone coming out as a "mistress" will be believed without much proof. I'd be willing to bet most of these women were maybe two-night stands, or maybe a couple times a year, and in that scenario, this many women (or more) would be pretty manageable. For a whore, at least.

figgy said...

Looserdude, my question exactly! Jeez, why not wait to get married till you're middle aged in that case?

What makes me sick is thinking about what he might have brought home to his wife. Who, incidently, is the best-looking of the whole bunch. Which is ironic.

Sporky said...

I'm going to have bumper stickers made: "Honk if you've bumped fuzzies with Tiger Woods!"

swedishfish said...

wholelottoluv, I was thinking that this morning. I've never seen Tiger Woods in person, but I could claim to be his mistress (past, present, maybe future) and people would believe me at this point.

Cheryl said...

First the sex tapes, then Tiger Jr. and maybe Tiger III.

Eli said...

I read the reason the wife went cuh-razy is because there is a lil tiger on the way among these mistresses. Not sure which one but that's the word on the street.

MommaBear said...

I always kind of thought he looked like Mr. Potato Head, apparently he has the brains of a Potato Head as well. He's just a sad, creepy pervert.

littleoleme said...

Tiger Woods is a giant asshole. No doubt about it. He deserves what he gets. That being said, these woman are awful and stupid. They deserve what they get.

littlemouse said...

wow, almost enough mistresses for a 2010 swimsuit calendar.

jme said...

The British tv persente is Kirsty Gallacher, her father was a famous British golfer Berdanrd Gallacher OBE

Nosey Parker said...

I agree with Carrie L. I don't think Elin knew. In the phone message to Jaimee Grubbs he's concerned because his wife found his phone.

lutefisk said...

How could he touch any of them without a condom? Does he have not one shred of respect for Elin? Who knows what he brought home to her.

bloodonthescreen said...

What if he already gave Elin something in the STD category and that is why she flipped.... just a theory.

Sylvia said...

You know one mistress their was a chance of the marriage working out but 9 mistresses their is no way in hell this marriage will work out.

It looks like he likes boobs LOL.

clara said...

official name change: Tiger Woody
I hope this is how his name appears from here on out

Pookie said...

and yet, none of these hos hold the even the most remote candle to the gorgeousness that is elin.

what a putz.

Ice Angel said...

Can one of you supersleuths help me??? I remember a blind from a loooong time ago about a sports star agreeing to be featured on a men's fitness magazine in exchange for word of an affair being leeked. Everyone at the time pretty much agreed it was Tiger. I think it was here that the blind was originally in...anybody remember this???

The reason I ask is that the news reported this exact same story and showed Tiger on the cover of some fitness magazine that he would have never otherwise been on and said that it was in exchange for being caught by a reporter.

West End Girl said...

Cheers Mr Hump for the heads up, she's a surprise to be honest as there are far more obvious ones that sprang to mind.

Tiger's a bloody mess and the kids really are the innocents in all this.

Harriet Hellfire said...

What a glorious parade of skankrags. Run, Elin, run!

KR said...

TigerSlut Mindy Lawton was one who was filmed by Natl. Enquirer in church prkng lot @6am--not in car, but up against Caddy,while cameras were rolling. Same one who followed him home in Tiger's fav red panties, for hair pulling/spanking--provided most graphic details yet--fetishes/penis size...Tigers wreckless...i thought i was bad...whew!

kimmypie1 said...

Ice Angel, Enty confirmed that blind to be him a few days ago :)

I agree with whoever said maybe the marriage can be saved after one mistress. But non NINE and counting.

How in the world did Elin not know? I read that he spent so much time in a private lounge (surrounded by women) at a local Florida bar that they named it "Tiger's lounge".

I will never, NEVER look at him the same again.

Goodgrief said...

He is taking the phrase "Go get um Tiger" to new heights. What a peice of scum.

mygeorgie said...

Thank you Enty for putting this visual compilation together. I was getting so confused with just the names.

This long list has taken Tiger from last week's bit-of-a-douchebag-but-still-likely-to be-sponsored-and-forgiven sports celeb, to all out KING SLEAZEBALL DICKWAD. If his sponsores still support him, I would be amazed.


I can't even imagine the little slime ball holding a presser now. He must be on suicide watch.

Now would be a good time for Oprah & Clooney to come outta the closet.

Ice Angel said...

Hey KimmiePie...thanks for that...but that was the blind about a world famous golfer that cheats on his wife regularly. But there was another one, I think even farther back, about the whole National Enquirer thing. It was a much more detailed blind about a magazine making a deal to put him on the cover of a men's fitness magazine in return for keeping quiet. That blind has now been revealed by my above posted link. Anyone else remember this one???

sunnyside1213 said...

As fanatically private as Tiger is, he probably is on suicide watch. This has to be really painful for him. Good.

pomme said...

he's healthy as f**ker and his wife was naive

libby said...

Tiger spent all day, every day on the golf course, practicing. That's how Elin didn't know. She trusted him when he said he was golfing.
That is Tiger's schtick about staying so good b/c he just wants it more and practices constantly.
He sold that image in a 60 Minutes interview a few years ago.
How easy is it to pay your caddy well to be quiet, and steal away for several hours. Every day.

I feel for Elin b/c I'm very trusting, also. You feel like such a jackass when you realize that everybody knew but you.

Ice Angel said...

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/07/ny-daily-news-blind-item_31.html

OK...whew!!! Finally found it. I did read it here, but it was originally a NY Daily News blind item. Interesting that Tiger was my guess back then too! Now I know why Ent couldn't reveal this one...it wasn't his blind item.

juicy said...

I can't believe no one has mentioned the chick from Perkins... PERKINS??! That's like half a step up from Denny's! I have a hard time believing that one.

Ella B. said...

I remember right after the accident, some source reported that Tiger had trouble sleeping and went to the gym to work out at all hours of the night. And then I read how no one on the tour knew Elin except to say hello to her.

That led me to believe Tiger a absolute control freak and Elin was totally programmed to be the dutiful wife who didn't question him and all his b.s. stories. If he had his peeps setting up meetings with the side dishes, he probably had other peeps keeping the little lady distracted. And he didn't want her being friends with other golf wives, because he feared someone would tell her what a poonhound he is.

However, I agree that some of these women probably never met him, but they're using his man-whore status to get attention. Hell, if the woman who played Granny Clampett were still alive and she said she did Tiger, people would probably (at least at this point) believe it.

libby said...

Serial philanderers and sex addicts usually Fuck lower social class and/or uglier women than their wives. It ensures they don't fall in love.

Tiger kind of hit the lotto w/ poor Elin -- great looking, in love w/ him, and very naive.


I think there have been cases like this--gross philandering, when a pre-nup was declared void. I hope Elin gets what she deserves for her kids and her embarrassment.

Paisley said...

Does anyone know Elin's US citizenship status?

jax said...

i liked what Wanda Sykes did on her show..she was dressed as Elin, swinging a club and yelling "WHORRRRRE!" instead of fore..lol.

these really are all useless and pathetic Daddy issued skanks. and Mindy...she ugly to boot.

Mango said...

What a pig.

nancer said...

i won't have much company here but i'm STILL a huge fan----of his golf. of his focus and his skill at playing golf.

shit, we think we know these people as people. we don't. i'm sad for his family, but then i don't know THEM either. maybe this marriage WAS for show. who knows? not me. that's why if he plays golf again, i'll be watching and i'll be rooting for him just like i always have since the first time i saw him play.

classalpha said...

... wh0re #5's the cutest (Jamie J.?). I would've *stuck* (pun "Em"tended) w/ her.

ardleigh said...

So instead of a hole in one, it's now a whore in nine?

So this is what Tiger meant when he said he was hanging around the back nine.

Tiger gives new meaning to a nine hole range.
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Wow,what a classless ass he has turned out to be.

Quintessential Southerner said...

i'm with you nancer.

Kimberly said...

Tiger might be humiliated because he's supposedly a private person. One cannot be that private when one flies women around the country and the world to fuck.

I agree with the person who thinks there might be a half Cablasian/half skank baby on the way out there.

In my opinion, no chance for a reconciliation with 9 mistresses. One would get me into counseling. Nine would have me secretly hiding money, checking the holes in my pre-nup, and plotting a return to Sweden.

Sex addict my ass. He's simply an asshole who'll keep all his endorsements because women generally don't watch golf.

RocketQueen said...

lol @ ardleigh! That's going to be my FB status tomorrow.

genesis said...

i knew there was a reason i never liked him

Caroline said...

I guess Elin has left:

Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' Wife, Has MOVED OUT Of Woods' Home, Report Says RadarOnline.com reports that Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, has moved out of their residence. According to the article, she has moved to a house near Woods' Windermere, Fla. home.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/07/elin-nordegren...

Caroline said...

I call BS on #s 4 and 7.

But I can tell you right now there are a hell of a lot more than 10.

jax said...

hey i only care becasue when companies pay out the $$$$$$ to him for endorsements,where you think it's coming from? our pockets wth raised prices,cut coners and shitty service.

he knows he's fucked when it comes to the dreaded 'morals clause' in his contracts.

Lila said...

This has sex addict written all over it. I think Elin knew something was up, likely figured it would be with just ONE woman. His carelessness in getting caught and contracting an STD is classic sex addict behavior. What gets me the most is the arrogant holier-than-thou attitude he was known for. Yeah prick, you are far from perfect, more along the lines is the biggest scum on earth, aren't you?

Lila said...

sorry, last sentence should be more along the lines OF.

Kim's World said...

I agree with nancer and whose to say Elin didn't know about all of it anyway and the only reason it hit the fan is because other ppl started asking her about or it was about to be public. I'm not going to portray her as a victim though because with all these women and at her home she knew something.

mygeorgie said...

As of Tuesday morning:

"An unidentified blonde woman was transported by ambulance to a nearby hospital, according to the reports.

According to Orlando's WESH, the adult woman initially refused transport, then was rushed to the hospital "on advanced life support."





http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10492710/Report:-Emergency-response-at-Tiger's-house?GT1=39002

quin browne said...

i love mindy's classy photo from wal-mart.

Sophia said...

Although I may sound paradoxically surreal for a woman who has suffered a lot due to her ex husband's infidelities, I will dare to stand by this "contemporary major sinner's" side in this case. Not because I find his attitude applausible but mainly because I believe that being part of those who throw stones at him, will only add some butter to his wife's bread and facilitate her towards ripping him off his fortune, career future and dignity. I'll back my position with a series of arguments I challenge you all to confront. There is a lot of "social hypocrisy" lying behind our greed to devour whatever we may see through Tiger Wood's bedroom keyhole. Many call his kids innocent victims, others call him a "whore". The reason? He dared to exercise his birthright to pleasure. He dared to manage his body as he liked. None of us, his judges, is sin-free and very few of us would have acted differently had been in his shoes. But apparently, it feels good to throw in the mud a brilliant name. Ancient Greeks had a saying :"every man lumbers an oak once it's fallen". His wife -I don't recall her name...-being his wife gave her a new entity and brought her under the light of the "publicity sun"- could have fed her hurt ego with a divorce, and there are very few sorrows one can't drown with some millions of dollars. Humiliating him and contributing to his personal exhaust indicates that she never really loved him, all she cared about was her ego. I don't see their kids as victims at all. Thanks to his hard efforts to build his status, they'll never suffer from financial insecurity, and that's the third greatest gift a parent can offer, next to love and education. The deeply hurt "wife" will soon console herself with a new companion amidst the luxuries offered by Tiger's years of efforts and achievements. I believe that, subconsciously, what Tiger was craving for, was true love which was not offered by his "superficially impeccable" ...wife. He is not "a sick sex maniac", he is a healthy man who can't even cough without being publicly exposed. In the faces of the women he shared intimate moments with, he was seeking the true colors of caring and love...a source of reassurance and powerful inspiration, so necessary for his performance as an athlete. In their bodies, he looked for the warmth of acceptance and admiration. As much as we all "little social zeroes" want to put him under our soles, we can't erase his talent, his achievements and his true essence. I really hope Tiger Woods will soon put himself together and find his own unique pace in golf tournaments and life. The best gift one could give him, is a pair of ear plugs. It's hard to be at the top and stay human at the same time. If I was his wife, I would give him a second chance -given the scandal's dimensions- and would divorce him only if he relapsed, and once he'd be standing strong on his feet again.
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