Thursday, December 10, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This D list funny guy/B list television actor got his first Botox recently. It was at the insistence of his A list television actress girlfriend who said she was tired of going out with a guy who looks 100. The funnyman went reluctantly but since the first didn't need any prompting to return for his second. It doesn't really matter anyway though since the relationship is going to be toast about a week after Christmas presents are pretended to be exchanged.

35 comments:

Z said...

jamie kennedy

rtsew said...

Is Jamie a B-list actor though?

Ellen said...

I like the Jamie Kennedy guess, but I hate to think of Jennifer Love Hewitt as A-list anything!

NotSoAnonMom said...

Does he already have the Cartier bracelet?

pomme said...

@ellen:agreed with you for all

RocketQueen said...

Dax Shepherd (King of the Hill) - throwing it out as another guess. I don't think J. Love is A-list, but it might just be me.

Ice Angel said...

Jamie Kennedy is a b-list actor?

Ice Angel said...

Jamie Kennedy is a b-list actor?

Pookie said...

is jlove a-list?

what's more awesome interesting here is why the relationship will be toast...is there something juicy in there? come ON, enty.

dude should've gone to mariah's botax dr...her's looks GREAT.

rose said...

I don't J Love & Jamie fit for either of those descriptions.

I can't think of anyone though. I'd rather know why they're breaking up.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Since the Breast Whisperer has been on 5 seasons now, I imagine that makes Jennifer L-H tv A list, and Kennedy tv B list by virtue of being a regular. How else to explain how a D list comedian could be a B list tv actor?

This must be his last season on the show.

rtsew said...

I don't think this is Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt because of the grading, except for the D-list funnyman thing. Other than that, it could be them.
Who are some more D-list funny guys?
I think enty doesn't like Dane Cook, but except for comedy central showcases, he doesn't have a t.v. show or a famous girlfriend that I know of.
Is Seth Greene's girlfriend an actress. I know he still looks 12 but I can't stand Robot Chicken (it's all fart jokes) I don't know how popular that show is but it just isn't funny to me.

sunnyside1213 said...

This one should be easy, but I have nothing.

white lorelei said...

Absolutely J-Love and Jamie. She's A-list by TV standards -- she's TV commercials, she's the star of a long-running show, she's doing voices of animation and being a headliner in them ... just because she's not all that likeable by us CDAN types, the average joe on the street knows who she is.

Char said...

I generally judge A-list by whether or not my parents (who are totally celebrity challenged) would know who they are, and unfortunately I'm pretty sure if I said "They girl on the Ghost Whisperer show" they'd know who I was talking about, and maybe even say, "Oh yah she's in some hair or makeup or something commercials too right?". So yah, I would put her at A list. And definitely think this is them.

nancer said...

i refuse to believe she's A list by any standards. and i don't see him as a B list actor either.

Dianne P said...

Kristen Bell and whatever his name is?

Brainy Pirate said...

Wouldn't they both also be movie actors? The Scream and Last Summer franchises were big enough to at least mention them alongside their television work....

Moxie said...

love Kristen Bell, but don't think she's A-list. My parents wouldn't have a clue who she is, not by sight or name. Unfortunately I do think they'd recognize JLH, because of that ghost show and being in tv commercials for different brands.

DK said...

What about John Krasinski and Emily Blunt???

rose said...

I don't think Kristen would be listed as an A list tv actress. More like B list TV & film actress. Dax has been in more movies than TV as well.

Judi said...

Thought of Blunt and Krasinski, too, but Blunt not an A-list tv actress.
I guess JLove is A-list because she carries GW on her own.

A said...

what's his name from SNL (he plays Barack Obama) and the woman from MadMen that plays Peggy

or

what's his name from Arrested Development and his girlfriend. omg, am going senile i cant remember people's names anymore :P

chihuahuense said...

Jlove is definitely A-list. This fits, except I agree: why didn't he say a list tv and movie? Maybe he thinks "a-list for tv, but not for movie" but doesn't he usually mention it?

I can't think of anyone else though.

LiinaH said...

david cross & amber tamblyn?

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Tia C said...

I like the David Cross and Amber Tamblyn guess. She is definitely an A-list TV actress, unlike JLH.

libby said...

Enty is good friends w Amber Tamblyn. IF he doesn't like David Cross for some reason, Enty would not have included the snark about the relationship at the bottom. And he would never ever hurt AT by telling her personal business in a blind item.

AT is permanently safe, sorry. And DC is more like Bminus List. Steady work, everybody recognizes him, even if they don't know his name. AND he was in Mr. Show and Arrested Development, and he's always hilarious, so DC is a BIG STAR to many, many fans.

Harriet Hellfire said...

"and the woman from MadMen that plays Peggy" - not A-list since none of us can remember her name *L*

Mooshki said...

Enty's definition:

"...A list television actor (definition=someone who has had their own show or been the star of a television show for more than 5 years combined or 3 years on one show.)"

empyrios said...

if Jamie Kennedy is B list then this is he and JLH for sure.

He definitely looks 100, lol.

and Mooshki: update your blog lady! I'm in need of some funnies ;)

sunnyside1213 said...

Mooshki has a blog. I going there right now.

Cancan said...

Char, that is *exactly* how I define A list as well -- if my septuagenarian dad knows who they are, they're A list.

I am sure JLH reads this site and I bet she went to bed last night hugging herself murmuring, "I'm A list! I'm A list! I'm A list!"

Mooshki said...

I have a massive work deadline in about a week, and I am swamped beyond belief, so don't expect any blog updates soon, sorry. :(

empyrios said...

that's cool Mooshki

there's lots of archives to go through ;)