Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tony Romo Engaged - Doesn't Have Ken & Barbie Party To Celebrate



I don't know if this report is true, but Candice Crawford who has been dating Tony Romo since he broke up with Jessica Simpson was spotted wearing a diamond ring on her ring finger at the game on Sunday. Because of this, the entire world now thinks she and Tony are engaged. While a better sign then the hand on the stomach for pregnancy rumors, it isn't that much better. If Tony and Candice are engaged though this would probably crush Jessica Simpson and send Joe Simpson on a crying jag. I feel sorry for Jessica most of the time but this would put pity on a whole other level. Oh, wait what would make it worse is if Tony proposed to Candice on the boat Jessica bought him right before they split. That would be the ultimate.

32 comments:

Alice D Millionaire said...

That top photo makes her look like she is passing gas or something.

Tony Romo is a dork and that ring is not that great. Good luck to the both of them if this is true...I am sure they will be together forever.

That sad thing is that it will bother Jessica and he isn't worth it. I wish she was a little brighter but at least she isn't mean spirited.

kimmypie1 said...

doubt it, that doesn't look like the 'standard' engagement ring. Although some women have different tastes than others....

Adventurous Kate said...

Tony Romo is still an ass either way.

Sporky said...

Alice - the bottom picture looks like someone passed gas ON her.

I agree with Adventurous Kate - he is an ass, I always thought he looked like a retarded elf.

RocketQueen said...

@Alice - agreed. She looks like she's been riding a horse for a long time (and I won't give Romo that much credit) and/or has a masculine build.

redhotpepper said...

She has man hands and I'd be pretty disappointed if that's all he could come up with for a ring.

selenakyle said...

If this is true and THAT is all Romo gave this chick for an engagement ring, well...EFF HIM!

Yes--that is a shallow thing to say--but DAYUM, how chincy can you get for chrissakes? Even MY husband did better than THAT.

Also, this chick is BUILT! Looks like she can prolly kick ol' homeboy's azz.

MISCH said...

YUP....THIS IS NOT SERIOUS, IF IT WAS THE RING WOULD HAVE BEEN MEANINGFUL INSTEAD OF BARELY VISIBLE....

Mango said...

Man hands! LMFAO! Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode.

The chick in the top pic doesn't even look the same as the chick in the pink raincoat. And Alice is right; there is something bizarre about that pose.

First I ever heard about Romo was when he was dating JS, so I don't know anything about him. Why is he an ass? Or is he just your typical jock jerk?

CherryBomb said...

built like a guy

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

Umm, yeah, isn't it a bit weird that Romo is engaged to Chance Crawford's younger sister? You'd think that Carrie Underwood bashed Romo to Chance Crawford enough that he'd probably want his sister to stay away from him, right?

Caroline said...

Uh, if Tony Romo proposed to me with that crappy ring I'd push him off the boat. Of course, maybe that's all he can afford now with his sucky performance on the field.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL

califblondy said...

Jess bought him a boat? That's cold. I hope she drove Daddy's truck and trailer to the marine and hauled that thing back to her place.

I like Tony okay, but he definitely needs to focus on football right now and leave the blondes alone for a while.

selenakyle said...

AH HA HA HAAAAA!

Alice D Millionaire just cracked me the hell up!

selenakyle said...

That is, re: *man hands*

Also wondering what MK will say about those eyebrows...

hromaki said...

Small ring for a big player. Maybe he's a cheapskate.

Anonymous said...

Jessica is really really sweet. We use the same day spa when she is in Dallas. Tony is a star**** and a jerk. He plays football for the fame and girls..

Lioness70 said...

@Sporky

Retarded elf. Oh, that made my day! ;)

I think Jessica is sweet. A bit too clingy and needy, but sweet. She can do a lot better than this fool.

lutefisk said...

selenakyle--I can't focus on anything BUT those eyebrows. It looks like she tweezed them all aoff, & used a brown Sharpie marker to put them back on.

sunnyside1213 said...

Her hands ARE huge and the ring is dismal.

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annabella said...

man hands to the max. gorgeous though. but man hands.

ItsJustMe said...

She bought him a boat?? Oh, Jessica. I've met her and she is a sweetheart, but I think she must have really low self-esteem when it comes to men.

nancer said...

that just can't be an engagement ring. shit, it looks more like a wedding band to me.

Anonymous said...

I agree nancer, it looks like a sad little wedding band. If that's really her engagement ring then he's a bigger ass than we could have ever imagined. I feel bad for Jessica.

jax said...

fuck Tony, Jess has Billy Corgan to lean on....but good god i smell a John Mayer rekindle in 3..2..1

Cherry_on_top said...

Looks like she is posing like that (legs spread) because she has no hips. Creates the illusion of a more womanly figure if one is straight up-and-down so to speak.

Or she may have been born a man...

c17 said...

That's a CHICK?

Are you sure? 'Cause I'm a chick & I have definition between my bust, waist, and hips. Y'know, like FEMALES are supposed to have.

Maybe there's more to TM's "preferences" than we know...

PotPourri said...

I love Jessica Simpson. She is a lady, which is really hard to come by. She has been dumped by the best, and that is really sad. One day, she may 'brighten' up and get a really nice guy. Ton Romo is a dick, and deserves this funky looking 12 year old boy of a chick.

Farm Girl Pink... said...

Oh please... she is just amping up the gossip. Romo is a class A dickhead. I would be stunned if he married anyone before he retires.

Romo is just chasing fast ass around Dallas for now. I seriously doubt he is going to settle for this girl with those horrendous sharpie eyebrows.

Plus she soooo purchased that ring. And it paid for itself since she is getting what she wanted. Engagement rumors. From a relationship that started when Romo was still sleeping with Jessica.

Leah said...

Oh :( - Bad Fish- That sad little wedding band looks exactly like my wedding band.

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