Slumdog Millionaire Kid Beaten By Dad

I thought the Rihanna story was horrible, but at least they are adults. The Sun is reporting that when Azharuddin, the boy from the Slumdog Millionaire movie was beaten by his father because the boy was tired from his flight back from Los Angeles and wanted to sleep. Well, his dad was having none of that. His kid is his ticket out of the slum and he wanted to show him off to all his neighbors and have the boy perform for them. When the boy refused, his dad beat the crap out of him. Unfortunately for the dad, he did the beating in front of a crowd of western reporters and cameras.

Ummm. Not a good idea pal. Later the father apologized and blamed it all on stress from seeing his son for the first time in a few days. Uh huh. “I was very sorry I did what I did. I was confused and stressed by my son’s homecoming and I did not know myself for a minute. I love my boy and I am very happy to have him home.”

There is no way this story is going to have a happy ending. What was this great, feel good moment last week, and throughout the week as the kids were celebrated all over Southern California wherever they went is all gone. Now, I'm sure all of these kids will be exploited by their parents in an effort to get them out of the slums within which they live. Although the future schooling needs of the kids have been taken care of by the producers of the movies, and they are being given new apartments in which to live, I don't think it will ever be enough to satisfy their parents. When the lights and reporters and cameras are gone, it will just be a defenseless boy and his a-hole of a father.

Rihanna Takes Back Chris Brown - The World Is Disgusted

With reports from People Magazine and US Weekly both saying that Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together again, I'm guessing it must be true. Both magazines said that Sean Combs is letting them stay at one of his places down in Miami. I'm sure the whole thing is all lovey dovey and Chris is probably on his best behavior. Unfortunately we will probably never know when and if he decides to beat her up again, because he probably won't do it on a public street, but rather just do it in private.

I pretty much have lost all self respect for Rihanna. I understand why a woman goes back when she has no place to go or no support system in place or no funds to move on, but this is not the case with Rihanna. The world has seen what Chris Brown did to her. The world vilified Chris and rightfully so. Now, what are we supposed to conclude about the whole thing? Are the people of the world going to start buying his records again? Will radio stations add him to their playlists again? If Rihanna takes him back, and Diddy approves of it, then why shouldn't the radio stations and the fans?

Can anyone ever take Rihanna seriously again? She was always seen as a dominant force and a powerful person. Now, she has fallen into the same cycle that so many others have done in the past. She was gone. She was out of the relationship and moved on. It was over and now she took him back. I for once am at a total loss for words. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a trial if he is found innocent. Why? Well, because Rihanna will probably show up in court to support him and the jury will see that she forgives him and they should find him not guilty.

After the trial he will be outside smiling and will probably party and say how he never did anything wrong and it was all a misunderstanding. As far as I'm concerned I'm done with the both of them. Rihanna could have done so much good for so many and instead she blew it. Even Chris Brown could have done some good for domestic violence situations, but it is all thrown out the window now.

Four For Friday - The Anal Retentive Edition

I have had three of these forever and have been waiting and waiting to hear about a fourth to complete the theme. Themes are good for Four For Friday.

#1 - This B list actor who has won some very big movie awards and starred in some very diverse movies is a smoker. Everytime he buys a pack of cigarettes he cuts exactly one inch off the tip of each cigarette before he smokes it. He keeps a ruler and a pair of scissors with him at all times.

#2 - This B list comic movie actor who got his start on television before moving on to some starring roles in some very forgettable movies has had the exact same lunch everyday since the day his movie hit #1 at the box office. He had it the day he heard the news and never, ever deviates from that lunch.

#3 - When this perfume stopped being produced, this married A/B list always movies actress had her assistant spend two weeks online cornering the market on enough of the perfume to last our actress a lifetime. She refuses to endorse any perfume or develop and sell her own brand although she could and has been made offers. She has said that she "cannot live" without wearing this perfume everyday.

#4 - This C list television actor who has really done nothing since his hit ensemble comedy television show went off the air, only dines at restaurants when his "valet" is there. At about ten places he frequents, our actor calls ahead and will only patronize the restaurant when his favorite valet at the place is available to park his beloved car. Oh, and while he used to tip $100 each time, he is now down to tipping $5. I guess he needs a new show soon.

Random Photos Part One

According to TMZ, Ed McMahon is in intensive care suffering from pneumonia and bone cancer and is in very serious condition. I think we all wish him well.

Long time no see for Anastacia who was out and about with her husband Wayne Newton. Wow. Plastic surgeons can do f**king miracles now can't they? Ohhhh. Not the same Wayne Newton.
Aaron Paul stands to attention for you. I will let you just simmer on that for a bit.
I don't know if I have ever posted a photo of the entire Cranston family. So, here you go.
If you can ignore the extra large bags under her eyes, Cameron Diaz looks really nice here.
I think I have made it pretty clear over the years that I'm a fan of Carmen Electra, but at some point you have to say to yourself, does the fact that I am wearing a bra and an apron seem appropriate? I'm trying to keep you away from the Pamela Anderson territory Carmen.
Wow. Speaking of aprons. It looks like Debra Messing took all the leather that was supposed to go on her couch, cut a neck hole and threw it on.
I have to say that it has taken a few years but I am finally coming around to Jennifer Garner as a person and am going to give her a break on the every heart she crushed in the past that made the news. She seems like a genuinely nice person and my favorite waiter who waits on her once a week or so says that she is always sweet and a great tipper.
I like this Jennifer and Jon better than the other one everyone always talks about.
Miley is 16 years old and has already given up on life. Seriously. She is going to dinner at a restaurant wearing her ratty ass sweat pants and you know that she was having to pull them up every two minutes. Is it honestly that hard to wear a pair of jeans?
It has been a very long time since Maggie Q was in the photos.
Rihanna on the beach in Mexico. She looks much, much better than the photo from last week. I can't even see any marks on her.
Rose McGowan. The woman who never smiles. Even Claire Danes cracks one every now and then.
Yes, I posted a similar photo yesterday, but America e-mailed me and identified the guy Shenae Grimes is with is her boss, Gabe Sachs who is an executive producer on 90210. Always god to date the boss. Those things always work out. Hey Gabe? Think you can afford the $2 you are going to give the valet? Come on. That is just being cheap.
I really don't understand the Salma Hayek marriage at all. Maybe someone could explain it.
Have to protect the stars of Twilight from the rain.
The "everyday people" of Japan. Not so much.

Your Turn

Last week's Tori Spelling post turned into a bunch of stories about celebrity jackass behavior you had encountered. I think for this week, I would love to hear about any celebrities you have met, seen, been fondled by, or have otherwise encountered. The stories can be good or bad, happy or sad. I have got to stop reciting song lyrics in the posts. Anyway, get on with it, and for those of you who shared your stories in the Tori post, share them again here.

Quick Hits

Gisele Bundchen Is Pregnant - OK, I have no idea if she is or not, but since everyone seems to care that a model and a jerk football player got married in a hurry, I thought I would at least throw out the suggestion they did it in such a rushed and secretive fashion is because he has once again got a woman pregnant. By my last count there were over 200 sites and blogs announcing their marriage. Why? Seriously. She is famous for being Leo's old girlfriend and a model. He is famous for football and abandoning his baby mama. Oh, well. Hope they have a great life.

Kimora's Kids Rake In The Dough - You know what's sad? All the news outlets that reported that Russell Simmons is going to have to pay 40K each month for child support all said that Kimora was going to be raking in the dough. Umm, it is supposed to be for the kids. Oh sure. We all know Kimora is going to keep it for herself. There is no way on this earth that she will spend 40K a month on her kids. On herself? Hell she can do that in a day. I would really love her to announce the first time she spends 40K a month on the kids.

Jake G Doing A Musical - I think the headline pretty much speaks for itself. Jake G is going to play the lead in the movie adaption of Damn Yankees. Jim Carrey will play the devil. It is the first musical for both, although Jim Carrey singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang all the way through in Ace Ventura 2 comes close.

Drew Barrymore To Direct Eclipse? The internet is alive with rumors that Drew Barrymore will be directing the third installment of the Twilight series. Considering that Drew has directed a grand total of one movie I think that is a great way to really make sure your investment pays off. I'm sure also people will just flock to see a movie directed by Drew. I mean all of you are going to be in line to see Whip It when it is released right? No, it isn't the story of Devo or a history of Cool Whip, although that would be kind of cool. I just don't see this move. You don't do stunt directing in a movie.

America Young - Groupidity Part 7

The Meaning of Restraint

So now back to the group. Especially Vanessa and Kelli. The dynamic duo. With their powers combined they can do... well...you'll see. Guest starring Brandon Loeser who puts on an amazing Christmas Show every year called Santasia ( http://www.santasia.com ) and J Micheal Briggs as Esteban. A cross over character from another webseries called The Romantic Foibles of Esteban. The last guy in the bar is Devon one of the shows producers. Also this is the only episode that I make a cameo in...



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NY Daily News Blind Item

Which angry comic had a few cast and crew members fired from his hit show — all because they overshadowed him?

Would You Pay Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony $30M To Endorse Your Product?

Marc Anthony and Jenifer Lopez have deluded themselves into believing their endorsement of a product is worth $30M. Of course it could also be what their people tell them, but I don't see anyone on this earth paying them that amount of money ever. There are a few people in the world who can get that much money from one product and it isn't Skeletor and his wife.

Marc and J-Lo have sued the company that makes the baby stroller they used for their twins. The company used a public domain photo of Jennifer and Marc using the stroller on the company website and since Silver Cross didn't bother to actually provide the stroller for free to the couple, they have sued the company for $30M. Yep. They are so full of themselves. Just because a company doesn't give you something for free then you decide to make their lives miserable.

There is no way on earth that J-Lo and her afraid of the daylight husband will ever be able to prove $30M in damages. This is just because they need some money and they want companies to know that if you want photos of Jennifer and Marc using your product than you better pay up with free stuff in advance. I honestly doubt this company even did $30M in sales last year.

Flying Soon? Stock Up On Adult Diapers

Close your eyes for just a second and imagine an airplane flight where you had to pay money to use the toilet. The door won't open until you slide in your credit card, or dollar bill or exact change. It all sounds great in practice doesn't it? You are an airline and you know people will use the bathroom so you might as well make a buck off it.

Ryanair, which is one of the largest discount carriers in the world is considering charging people 1 Pound to use the bathroom on their flights. So, let's see, that is about $1.43 here in the US.

So, what exactly happens when the guy who has had four beers in the bar at the airport wants to use the bathroom but the credit card reader can't get a signal, or the machine just won't take your wrinkly dollar bill? Will the flight attendants take mercy on you? Will they have a special area for the people who don't have any money? Will they sell adult diapers for those really long flights where you know you will have to use the bathroom several times?

I predict that within a month, the bathroom door will have been broken down so much by frustrated passengers that the whole idea will just be shelved. Of course just because you are paying the $1.43 for te toilet doesn't mean it will be any cleaner now does it?

Kanye West Is A Jackass - VH1 Wusses Out

Let's go back to Friday the 13th for a second. No, not the movie, but the day before Valentine's Day. This was still just a few days after Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna and the whole world with the exception of Terrence Howard was ready to kill Chris. Well, apparently Kanye also wanted the world to cut Chris a break. According to Reuters, who did an interview with the producer of the show, during a taping of Storytellers that night, Kanye told the audience, "Can't we give Chris a break? ... I know I make mistakes in life."

The producer doesn't say what the audience reaction was, but I'm guessing it wasn't that great. We will never know though because the producers decided that there was no need to show that kind of embarrassing footage about Kanye. The only things they are showing are things that got heavy applause. Well, sure, because that is how life is right?

Also missing the cut was Kanye trashing Radiohead. This it seems was also not a crowd pleaser and made Kanye look like a self centered jerk so VH-1 took that right out. Kanye felt that Thom Yorke had snubbed him at the Grammy's and so when Radiohead played that night Kanye sat down and refused to join in with the entire rest of the crowd who were on their feet the entire time. Kanye then proceeded to pout and cry in the corner.

Piven Doesn't Have To Pay

Apparently Jeremy Piven hasn't pissed off any of the five actors from Actor's Equity who all totally believed that Jeremy had mercury poisoning and that's why he had to leave the play Speed The Plow well before his contract was over. Of course, the five producers on the board all thought Jeremy was a lying snake and voted to cut off his balls and feed them to fish. I thought that was a clever idea on their part since it all revolves around fish.

So, because it was a 5-5 tie, nothing happens. Yep. It is kind of like kissing your cousin. Nothing happens. It's really only when you go beyond the kissing stage that you really have to worry. People talk and whisper. It is really the whispering that makes you crazy though because you don't know if people are judging you or just talking about the weather.

According to the NY Times, Jeremy Piven managed to cry not once, but twice during the 20 minute interview after the three hour hearing. Basically he said that he was dying and that is the only reason he left the show. Uh huh. The producers can ask for more serious arbitration, but I think they are just going to let it go.

Look for the five actors who sided with Jeremy to all show up on Entourage this season and get a free copy of the season 5 DVD's when they come out.

Ted C Blind Item

Brain-Fry Noodlestein's completely brilliant at what he does—or rather, did. Dude's throwing it all away—friends, family, well-respected career—'cause he's hooked on the hard stuff. Much harder stuff than Smokey Shooter would ever consider.

Heroin, babes. And lots of it.

Think the well-worn veins of lascivious ladies Fake à La Ferocity and Morgan Mayhem have the hard drug market cornered in H'wood? Please, Brain-Fry's beating them at their own miserable game, and he's barely even trying. But his buds sure as hell are:

BFN's best amigos, understandably, are up all night either worrying about their depressed friend or following his every move, just in case he hits even lower—an overdose? Jail time?

It's all a likely possibility with Noodle's don't-give-a-damn behavior. They thought they'd already seen him at his worst (professionally, at least, as did many others). But it was nothing compared to seeing Brain-F injecting H right in front of 'em, which is now a matter, of course, for the iconoclast dude.

Makes us seriously suspect how much these so-called friends care about Brainy's livelihood—or life—when they could easily nab the drugs out of his shaky hands. But knowing BFN, he'd just find it through some other fame hanger-on who doesn't give an ef. God knows there are enough of those in T-town to go around.

Brain-Fry really should know better, as he's seen this stuff happen before. Which is prolly what made him so depressed to begin with. Britney's public meltdown is just gonna seem like a hissy fit by the time B.F.'s done self-destructing. Believe us on this one.

And It Ain't: Billy Bob Thornton, Jared Leto, Kanye West

Today's Blind Items

This very B+ actor who only does movies and has A++ name recognition spent some time in a hotel recently. Nothing strange about that, except for the fact he called down to the front desk every 30 minutes because he kept seeing spiders all over the wall and was freaking out. After the fourth visit from the hotel staff assuring him there were no spiders he convinced the hotel to have someone stay in his room with him all night just to keep him safe. I'm hoping this was caused by drugs and not something to do with his mind.

Random Photos Part One

It's Marcel Marceau.

The kids looked jacked up on caffeine and sugar and Brangelina looks like any couple that had to take four kids to a Broadway play.
I have been taking the time lately to go back and look at everything Ed Burns has done. He doesn't get enough credit for how good he is.
It's been too long Eva. I need to start putting her back in the photos more often.
I would pay money to go to a dinner party at Grace Jones' house.
See, I think Gwyneth Paltrow looks good here. The difference between us other than 300 pounds is the fact that I will say if someone looks good or does something good even if I generally dislike them. Gwyneth on the other hand keeps defending her website as if she is really doing all the things she says she is doing.
Owen and Jen still making money off that dog movie.
And prior to that, Owen took Kate to go visit Normandy. She looks thrilled.
The Katie Holmes school of acting. Reminds me of the photos I showed of Jessica Simpson during the filming of Blonde Ambition. The movie Katie is in is called The Extra Man. Kind of think that's what her marriage has been about too. Or needs.


I love this look. Julia Roberts was doing press for Duplicity and you know a photographer can say give me the Julia laugh and this is what you always get. It's actually I think iconic.
I always show European royalty. Here though is the Queen of Malaysia.
The one and only Martin Sheen.
Sorry that I couldn't find a photo without Nicole. Here they are trying to convince the Japanese to go pay good money to see Australia.
Pete Doherty only looks half dead. Good for him.
The soon to be divorced Peaches Geldof. Is that a tattoo on her upper thigh?
The rarely photographed Ramon Estevez.
I feel bad for always putting everyone else from that damn show in the photos but never Shenae Grimes so here you go Shenae.
Ten bucks says he didn't kiss Robin goodbye, but will the stripper he sees wherever he is going to.

Chris Brown Thinks It Looks Good To Go To Anger Management Classes

You know what I hate? I hate celebrities who go to rehab prior to a hearing so they can get off with a lighter sentence. Although, admittedly some of them need rehab and so they should be in there hearing or not. Chris Brown is doing the same thing with anger management classes. If you ask Chris he will say that he doesn't have any kind of anger problem and that he was provoked. Uh huh.

But, according to the NY Daily News, Chris Brown is attending anger management classes in advance of any hearings he may have, not because he needs the classes, but because, "he believes it will make him look better to the public." You know what that is all about right? It is all about making money and making sure that gravy train never stops rolling. It isn't about getting better or addressing issues you may have, but being perceived as if you really do give a damn.

I think maybe from now on whatever friend said that to the Daily News needs to keep their mouth shut, because all they are doing is just making the hole Chris is in much, much deeper. Personally I hope he never crawls out of it.

Evangeline Lilly Looking For Work

According to Korbi TV, Evangeline Lilly has been auditioning for new pilots for the upcoming fall season and her people say she will be able to work at that time on the show. Wow. I'm thinking this is not true because if Lost kills off Kate there really is no point to any of the seasons and just becomes more of a mess. I mean the only reason I can think of that would get her kicked off the show or killed is if she got arrested for drunk driving which she hasn't, or if she decided that she really wanted to make a career out of those chat line commercials and didn't see how it would all fit in with the whole Sawyer and Kate thing.

Of course this all could be a ruse to actually get people to watch Lost and wondering if the episode they are watching is going to be Evangeline's last one. Does anyone even understand what is going on in Lost anymore? Why is it that a show like Heroes or Lost start off great and then the writers say we have to keep people on their toes and the next thing you know it is just a freaking mess from which they never recover.

John Graziano's Dad Doesn't Like His Wife

I hope that all of you remember John Graziano, but for those of you who don't, he is the man who was left in a vegetative state for the remainder of his life because Nick Hogan decided to drink and drive and speed. Of course according to the Hogan family none of it was Nick's fault and John should have been wearing a seat belt, but let's not rehash old memories, especially since the Hogan's finally seem to be running out of their 15 minutes.

Anyway, if you will recall, John's parents got into a big argument about who should take care of John and handle all the money that was going to be coming his way. The couple were separated and you could see the dollar bills just clanging in John's dad's eyes.

So, today, John's dad was arrested for attempting to solicit a hit man to kill his wife. Wow. Yeah, that divorce process must not be smooth sailing. I mean you are already splitting up. Killing her just seems to be adding insult to injury.

Want to know the freakiest part? The one that will make you squirm? According to TMZ, he wanted the hit man to make it look like she got killed in an auto accident. That's just sick.

Daily MIrror Blind Item

Which rocker threatened to bottle a rival for getting too randy with his girlfriend? The fella in question had to be held back by pals as he saw his enemy cosying up to his girl...

Why Does Gloria Allred Need To Be Involved?

The woman who was in that car accident last year with Morgan Freeman is suing him. You remember that accident don't you? Morgan was boozing it up and no one knew who the woman was in the car with him. Everyone assumed it was his mistress and that they had been together a long time and she was a friend of Morgan's wife ad Morgan invited her to spend the night with him. Well, according to the woman, Demaris Meyer, she has never been Morgan's mistress, but does say he was drinking and driving everywhere that night. Oh, and she did say that Morgan invited her to spend the night at his place. But only in the guest house. She didn't say whether he was also staying in the guest house.

Now, the funny thing about all of this is that Gloria Allred is Meyer's lawyer. That to me smells like there is lot more going on here than meets the eye. Gloria doesn't take on cases that are simple personal injury cases. She leaves those to the guys on the backs of buses and phone books.

No, there is more than just an innocent passenger thing going on here or she has some inside dirt on Morgan and is going to sell it or something. As it stands now it is a one day news event. Gloria Allred doesn't do one day news events.

Kim Kardashian And Her DWTS Voodoo Dolls

I'm convinced that Kim Kardashian has voodoo dolls of all the current female contestants on Dancing With The Stars and pokes them with pins, needles and burns them t night just in the hopes that she might get that call again. That call for network television where people actually knew who she was for more than a sex tape and a really bad reality show.

Well all her hard work may have paid off. Jewel wrote on her blog that she has been having some really bad knee problems and that her doctor said she could not dance for a few days and now Jewel is worried she may not be able to dance at all.

You just know that when this news broke, Kim started looking at the caller i.d. of every call and phoning her agent and manager every five seconds wondering if the producers had called her. You think I am joking. I am about the voodoo dolls, but I guarantee you the reason she has been working out so much isn't to sell some exercise tape that no one is going to buy, but because she wants to be ready if DWTS calls.

I Almost Feel Sorry For Holly Madison - Almost

So, Criss Angel dumped Holly Madison. Oh sure, they remain the best of friends, but that is all a bunch of crap and we know it. I almost feel sorry for Holly because she was really into this guy. For what reason other than money I have no idea. It sucks to get your heart broken so I feel sorry for her about that. BUT, and a very big BUT, she treated Hef like trash after she left the Mansion. He provided her opportunities she would not have probably otherwise got and to repay him she trashed him. The only one of the three who didn't was Bridget who has stayed classy the entire time. Yes, classy in the sense she was shacked up with a guy while still married to another guy, but at least she didn't say anything bad or hypocritical about the situation after she left.

I think Holly wants to get married and have babies, preferably with a guy who is wealthy and who is a celebrity so she can stay relevant and get invited to red carpets. If you don't think it was Criss that did the breaking up, you only need to look at that Holly blog from a few weeks ago when she said she quit her photo editor job because she was living in Las Vegas with Criss. I think Criss always thought of it as fun, kind of like spending time with Crazy Britney in her hotel room.

So, Holly. I do hope the broken heart heals.

Paula Abdul Wants It Both Ways

Yes, you may think from the headline that I mean that Paula Abdul may want some attention from both sexes, but that is not what I meant. Sure, she might want to do that, but that isn't what this post is about. Yesterday Paula told Access Hollywood that she doesn't think there should have been a fourth judge added to American Idol and things were fine the way they were.

So, she basically threw Kara under a bus and then backed over her again for good measure. Umm. Paula what were the producers supposed to do? You keep threatening to quit and were thisclose to not having your contract renewed because of your, umm, how can I say this nicely? Sometime difficulties communicating in a way that everyone but your dog can understand you.

Were the producers just supposed to have no backup plan? Did you finally realize that a fourth judge means hey don't need you next year and you realize that singing thing isn't working out so well? And speaking of singing when is your Today Show appearance happening? I have been waiting for the damn thing forever.

I think Paula realized she has no career prospects other than Idol and that everyone will forget about her and so now she is "let's get rid of the judge." I have a better idea. Let's just rid ourselves of the show for a year or two and make people really want it again.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which sleazy reality star is going to have a cow when he finds out there's a sex tape of him floating around? In it, he's having a threesome with his very best friend.

Today's Blind Items

I can't believe he forgave her. This celebrity couple was on the verge of divorce. He is a guy. She is a B list television actress with A list name recognition who would probably kill her child to get into movies. Well, she almost did kill her child which is why she almost got divorced. Apparently the way it happened was that our actress was doing lines of coke off a glass table in the living room. The only people home were the maid and a child of the actress. A young child who had been watching mommy do lines. Well, the phone rang and mommy went to go get something out of a bedroom while she was on the phone. Five minutes later, the maid found the child imitating mommy at the glass table. Yeah. Apparently the child didn't do it exactly right, because when the family doctor made a house call he couldn't see any damage except for the white powder on the face. While the doctor was there and all this commotion, the husband walked in. He freaked out. Not only because of his child, but also because his wife had told him that she had stopped snorting months earlier. He left with the child after packing up a few things. The marriage was supposed to be over so don't know what brought them back from the brink.

Random Photos Part One

Pink - Nice, France
The random shot of the day goes to the combination of Mel B and Brooke Burke. Both of them look like they have some serious fake smiles on their faces.
Christian Bale has found a new way to control his temper. He hangs out at the arcade down at the Santa Monica Pier. I'm just wondering what made him do this.
A first time appearance in the photos for Chris Pine who was doing some Star Trek press.
This is as close as I am going to get to a Jonas Brothers photo. This is Demi Lovato standing in front of a Jonas Brothers sign. Even that doesn't feel like enough degrees of separation.
I guess they are laughing because they found out they each charge the same per hour. Just for different things.
I have to say that Fergie looks good here, especially considering she was in the midst of a workout.
The one and only JJ Abrams also doing that Star Trek press.
Jordin Sparks seems to be in on the joke that are the Jonas Brothers purity rings. Apparently they are just for inspiration and don't actually mean they abide by it.
James Taylor and his lovely daughter Sally.
The Minnie Mouse look is back for Lady GaGa. She is wearing a top under that jacket right?
OK, so Harlow beat Honor. Where does Valentina fit into the mix?
At this point, I'm not sure if Taylor Momsen is even alive. She looks like a mess.
And last, but not least, Zoe Saldana also doing some Star Trek press.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which ageing style icon is fuming after being dumped by a top firm for a younger model? The woman in question is threatening to make their name mud to every supermodel she knows...

Would You Sleep With Paris Hilton To Stay Relevant?

Honestly I had never heard of Doug Reinhardt before he started dating Amanda Bynes. As you know I don't watch The Hills and so am clueless as to any cast member other than what I see in the tabloids. I do know that I don't like any of them except for that personal trainer guy on the show. I mean how could you not like him. Anyway, Amanda Bynes allegedly broke up with Doug because he was only into her for the fame that she brought him when they would go out together and the possibility of getting some work because of his association with her.

He didn't sound very nice, even at that point. He sounded even worse when he started dating women the same day he and Amanda broke up. Guess things weren't that heavy on his part. Well, now E! is reporting that Paris Hilton flew to Tokyo and because she couldn't take her dog, she decided to take Doug. Oh, and by dog I didn't mean Brandon Davis. Although, if you thought that, you are ok to do so.

Anyway, how bad does this guy want to stay relevant that he is basically being used by Paris? Who on earth wants to be considered a boy toy of Paris Hilton? She is the one who is usually looking for the rich guys, and not the one who has the toy. Plus, now everyone might know your name and know your face, but they are also going to want you to go to the free clinic before they sleep with you. Is trying to extend your 15 minutes that important? I just wish all of these people would just go away.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is My Hero

Look who turned up on the cover of Shape Magazine this month. Yes, it's no other than Julia Louis-Dreyfus or at least her face, heavily airbrushed on the what I am guessing at one point was her body, but which now is the body of probably someone that even she doesn't recognize. It isn't that I don't believe Julia probably doesn't have a great body, it's just that I'm sick of seeing basically the same cover every month on Shape and of women who I'm guessing with near certainty don't look like that.

Every article is always the same about how they have to work hard to stay thin and always eat healthy except for one or two small vices. The vices is what brings us to why Julia is my hero. Her number one vice? The thing she cannot live without and must eat everyday? Bacon. "My biggest food vice is bacon. In fact, I don't keep bacon in my house – that would be way too tempting."

You have to love a woman who loves bacon so much she can't even keep it in the house. Of course what could also mean is that she wants us to think she loves bacon but in reality she doesn't eat anything fatty and forbids anyone from entering the house to eat anything fatty. I mean look at that body. Then take a look at mine and you will see what a true bacon lover's body is supposed to look like. I want to believe her and make her my bacon hero. Can't quite decide if I should believe her or if it is just something perpetuated by Shape.

Good News - Not Going To Talk About Octo Mom Doing Porn

I know all of you need a break from the Octo-Mom stuff so instead of talking about her being offered $1M to do a porn, I thought I would talk instead about one of my favorite topics. The weirdest damn people I can find on the earth. I have to admit that I was a huge Jerry Springer fan. I could watch that show everyday and I used to tape it back in the day when we used videotapes. I even have every Jerry Springer Uncensored, but really there is not much to them that makes it worthwhile. Sure, you can hear the actual swearing, but there are only so many times you can hear the word f**k uttered before it becomes numbing. Oh, and as for nudity. If you enjoy watching a 45 year old woman who has not exercised a day in her life, weights close to 600 pounds, and want to see what her naked breasts look like, then that is what you get. Yeah. Good times.

Anyway, Cooper's Mom sent me this great story from Australia about a woman who just broke up with her boyfriend. Not a big deal right? Not if that was all there was. Turns out though, the reason this woman is in the news is because her last boyfriend was her dad. Jenny Deaves had a long term relationship with her father and even had two children by him. Well, after deciding that maybe she wanted to move on to better things, she found a new boyfriend. Her new boyfriend is a bi-sexual father of 3 who broke up with Jenny because he wanted to move to a different part of Australia and open a modeling and casting agency.
Yeah. I think there will be a huge casting couch for that one. Want to know the best part? Jenny and her boyfriend lived together. Where did they live you ask? Well, where else? They lived with her dad. Jenny refused to say whether she alternated bedrooms while she was living there or now that if she has broken up if she is back in dad's bed full-time.

Disgusted yet? Wait, there's more. Well, Jenny's dad considers himself to be quite the ladies man and has a Facebook account where he is trying to meet single women. How does he describe himself? No, not as a guy who should be locked up or a incest lover, but rather "down to earth with a sense of humour (most of the time)" and "a wildlife carer". Aww, makes it all seem warm and fuzzy. Hope his new wife doesn't have any kids.

Ashton & Demi Do A Good Deed

As much as I snark on celebrities, I really do enjoy writing about the times where they do something good. This is one of those times. Back in 2007, Ashton Kutcher met 19 year old Logan Laack through the Make-A-Wish program and apparently has been keeping in touch with him ever since.

Well, apparently Logan is back in the hospital. Specifically he is in Children's Hospital in Milwaukee. Well, Ashton thought that the best way he could cheer up Logan was if the entire world started sending him messages. Therefore, Ashton & Demi, who have about 200,000 followers on their Twitter site started tweeting about Logan and the next thing you know one hour later Logan has almost 300 responses from people wishing him well on the site CaringBridge.

What did Logan think of all this? Well his mother Debra said this. "Logan is too weak to visit this page right now, but I know when he is a little better he will find great strength listening to your messages and knowing how many people are behind him."

Ashton & Demi deserve some kudos because they didn't tell anyone or seek any publicity for it. They just did it because of the connection Ashton established a few years ago. To read the entire story and how you can send a message to Logan also, click here. Thanks to Ms. Cool for the tip.

This Is A Movie I Have Got To See

It has been a few weeks since we checked in with the world of Verne Troyer. I will let you right now that I will not be flashing any photos of Verne making out or any part of his body, BUT, I still might cause you a little nausea. In a good way of course. In a recent interview Verne was asked about his dream film role. Guess what is? Come on. Guess.

Apparently Verne has quite the crush on one Gwyneth Paltrow and would love nothing more than to be her leading man in a movie. That's right. Verne's perfect role would be as the leading man opposite Gwyneth, including of course the obligatory sex scene. Let your imaginations now run wild.

Instead of just some grainy images from a do it yourself porn flick we would have professional cinematographers bringing out the highlights as Verne and Gwyneth got down and dirty in a love scene and the only thing that would make it better is if they filmed it in IMAX and 3D. It would be a waste otherwise.

Thank You Michael Cera

Michael Cera has finally decided to get off his high horse and join the cast of the Arrested Development movie. I don't know if someone finally told him he was acting like a spoiled little kid or he came to the sudden realization that all his latest movies continue to bomb, but the buzz is he has finally signed on to Arrested Development.

The thank you in the headline is not because I am desperate for him to join the cast. I actually at this point kind of got used to him not joining the cast. The reason I said thanks is because if he had not joined the cast the entire movie would have been about him. During the filming people would be talking about how they were going to replace his character or not. During the press for the movie, people would ask the other stars what it was like to not have Michael there and if it would have been better, and blah, blah, blah. At the same time, the press would have tracked down Michael and asked him the same set of garbage questions. Him not being on the movie would have taken away from just enjoying the movie and the process. I can't believe I just used process that way in a sentence. I sound like some method actor who decides to withhold changing my clothes for six months in order to better understand my character and process.

In other news, Ron Howard told MTV that all of the cast have been told to stop discussing the who is in and who is out game. I guess the articles all calling Michael a jerk finally to break the shell and so they decided to circle the wagons and protect everyone.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which rock star has extra-special house parties? Guests check their clothes at the door, don a robe and indulge in huge bowls of every drug you can imagine.

Today's Blind Items - From The Academy Awards - Jackass

This one didn't actually happen at the Academy Awards per se, but happened at a celebrity watching party. A big and famous celebrity watching party. This D list celebutard embarrassed himself and everyone around him when he kept doing his "Indian impression" everytime the camera showed the Slumdog cast. Throughout the night he made disparaging remarks about anything and everything Indian until at one point a spouse of an actress at the same party told him if he did it one more time the spouse would kick the celebutard's ass.

Random Photos Part One

I put Carla Gugino on top today, because with all the countless photos I posted yesterday, there were none of Carla. Had to be rectified. This is from The Watchmen premiere in London.
Didn't mean for it to turn into some Watchmen gallery, but here is Billy Crudup at the same event.
I have never seen Kevin Spacey look so happy. Ever. He must really like the half naked people at Carnival in Brazil.
The one and only Cyndi Lauper.
For those of you who absolutely cannot live without television when you leave the house.
"It's too matchy matchy." One of the strangest things I have seen on a runway. This show was filled with women all with the Xenu heads.
George Clooney at The White House.
Lots of randomness today. Here is Harvey Fierstein and Keith Olberman.
Hugh Jackman shows the people of Japan how to pop lock.
Then signs some autographs.
And Rob Pattinson was on the same flight. He chose not to pop lock. The crowd was sad.
So who's cuter? Honor today or Harlow last week?
First time appearance for Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Leah Remini isn't even talking and she annoys me. Dare I say it, but Jennifer Lopez actually looks good here.
They must use some really cheap ass gold in those statues because Kate Winslet's is already turning green.
Leighton Meester eats her weekly meal.
It has been a long time since Malin Akerman was in the photos.
The forgotten sister Brandi Cyrus. Yes, she's just a half-sister, but still, it is like they keep her locked away.
A first time appearance for Matthew Goode.
Can you just feel the newlywed love? Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C Hall.
Prince - Los Angeles
Patrick Wilson wins the best looking guy of the day award.
The random award goes to Sally Struthers, Mark Indelicato and Kerry Butler.
Runner up goes to Tila Tequila and Stephen Baldwin.
Will Ferrell bored at the Knicks game.
Aah, something got his attention as well as Michelle Trachtenberg and her date.
I believe her date is actually licking his lips.
And judging by the look on Michelle's face I guess we know why.

Quick Hits

Adriana Lima Elopes - Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima got married on Valentine's Day. Having apparently caught Adrian in a moment of weakness, the NBA player managed to get Adriana to say I do. People Magazine called him an NBA star so they must be hoping for first dibs on the photos from the wedding, because Marko makes a great deal of money but there is no one who would actually use the word star to describe him.

Megan Fox & BAG End It - The longest, most dragged out breakup in history has mercifully come to an end. According to US Weekly, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have officially ended their five year relationship. His jealousy, her career, and his lack of one has doomed this thing for the past two years. I won't even get into the cheating accusations and other things that have made this relationship a train wreck to anyone who has seen them together.

Paris Or Natalie For Rob Pattinson? - Apparently Rob Pattinson can choose between Natalie Portman or Paris Hilton and that either of them would more than love being his next girlfriend. Wow, Rob. That is a tough choice. On the one hand you have Natalie who is absolutely gorgeous but not always the nicest person in the world. On the other hand you have Paris who will give you a present to last a lifetime if you so choose. Hmmm. I would have to say Natalie. Maybe she will be nice to you.

"She Knows." STFU Sean Penn

Yesterday I was going to write about Sean Penn leaving Robin Wright Penn out of his acceptance speech but I was so pissed that I thought I should wait a day before I wrote anything. I thought I was feeling more calm about it today but then when I read his quotes again it just all came flooding back.

Sean Penn is the world's biggest jackass. Yes, he can act. This has nothing to do with his acting or his performance in the film which was remarkable and Oscar worthy. What it has to do with is his arrogance and what I consider to be horrible treatment and disrespect of his wife.

You forget to mention your next door neighbor, not your wife. This is a woman who took you back AFTER she discovered you having a threesome with two Russian hookers in the same hotel where your family was vacationing. This is the same woman who doesn't care how much money you spend at strip clubs or why Eve is calling you in the middle of the night when she needs help. These are only some of the stories that have been made public. What about the ones no one else knows about? This is the person you choose to forget when you are standing before the audience of the world? When you get a chance to speak in front of 1 billion people you choose to not mention your wife. When you get the chance to do some groveling and to give some public love to the woman who stood by you, you choose not to. That is so completely beyond f**ked up, you have no idea.

When Access Hollywood caught up with Sean and Robin they asked him why he had left her out, Sean's reply was, "she knows." WTF does that mean? That she knows how much you love her? I don't think so pal.

Robin stuck up for Sean by saying they both knew there wouldn't be enough time for him to say what he wanted to say and to thank Robin as well. F**k that. You make the time. You have now won two Academy Awards. You say what you want to say. What was more important your quip about commies and gays or telling your wife you love her?

You are an ass, Sean Penn. I wouldn't be surprised if you saw Madonna at the Vanity Fair party, took her off in a corner, had sex with her, and made Robin watch and kept saying "she knows I love her."

Rachel Bilson Finally Gets A Ring

Dear Rachel,

Thank you. Thank you for finally going out and buying some kind of ring to make this whole engagement thing look more real. I think even your most ardent fans and people who want to believe that you and Hayden are actually a couple were having a tough time understanding why you have not worn an engagement ring the entire two months you have allegedly been engaged. I mean, I would think you would be excited and thrilled to be engaged and would love showing off your ring to the world. Wasn't Hayden upset that you had not bothered to wear it even once over the past two months?

Whatever it was, I think your decision to go out and buy one this past week was a great idea. These are the things you need to think about before you have your publicists announce an engagement. It isn't as bad as Hugh Grant forgetting the ring in Four Weddings And A Funeral, but it doesn't quiet the rumors when you have been photographed a million times since the holidays and have never been photographed once wearing a ring.

Now, with you flashing that ring directly into the eye of the camera lens, people can stop wondering if you are really engaged. If you go to the trouble of wearing one you must be engaged right? By the way, can I just say that you are buying enough groceries to feed an army. You are like a one person stimulus there.

As I have said to you before and offered many times, I would be happy to sit down and discuss with you your engagement to Hayden and to share your joyful news with the world, but I doubt you will sit with anyone to explain and I sincerely doubt that ring will last on your finger much beyond the date of the premiere of your next movie.

Love Always,

EL

P.S. I still feel bad about knocking you over at the bookstore and I'm just grateful you were not Nicky Hilton or you would have made a citizen's arrest and I would still probably be floundering in the judicial system.

P.P.S. When you talk to Mischa, please tell her that all of us are worried about her career and there is no shame in working at In-N-Out.

More On Evan Rachel Wood And Marilyn Manson Reunion

The NY Post reported this morning that Evan Rachel Wood were spotted leaving the W Hotel together on Sunday morning. While waiting out front, Marilyn stated that he was waiting for his girlfriend. Shortly thereafter, Evan showed up.

Well, this morning I got a call from a publicist who was standing right next to Evan's publicist and Evan's publicist asked Evan if Marilyn was going to show up that night. It was unclear if she meant at the Academy Awards. Evan's answer was that she and Marilyn were going to meet up at an after party and then go back to the hotel. Now, none of this means of course the couple is actually back together, but it certainly would lead one to suspect that something is up.

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH actor snorted cocaine in the bathroom during an Oscar after-party, while a slimmed-down stoner actor smoked pot outside with his pals?

WHICH morning cable TV show hostess took off a week recently to get her eyes done and her breasts enlarged?

WHICH aviation honcho is trying to knock down rumors he shacked up with a young hottie who works for him while his pregnant wife was back home and clueless?

Crazy News Of The Day

For the past week as I have been reading about bizarre stories like Alfie and things like that I keep stumbling on some of those blurbs about odd news and I just have to share. This is not going to be a daily feature, but just when I happen to stumble across something that makes my jaw drop a little.

Snakes On A Plane (Not The Movie) - An Australian man was arrested today when he tried to board a flight from Australia to Bangkok. Why was he arrested? Well in his suitcase he had tried to smuggle on board the plane 24 shingleback lizards, 16 bluetongue lizards and four snakes. Apparently the security screeners were sharp enough to see them when the bag went through the x-ray machine. Wow. Can you imagine if those things had got loose on the plane? The value of the animals was about $150K so they were certainly pricey.

How About An Internet Cafe? - A 19 year old was arrested in Florida yesterday at a Starbucks for trying to steal a laptop from a 62 year old man. Earlier the 19 year old had asked the man if he could check his Facebook account because he really needed to see something. When the man refused, the teen snatched the laptop and started running. He didn't get far. Patrons of the Starbucks managed to rouse themselves and tackled and teen until the cops arrived. As they were waiting for the cops, he just kept saying, "I need to do my 25 random things."

Audrina Patridge Gets Robbed

When I first heard that Audrina Patridge was blogging about being robbed Sunday night, I really thought she was talking about how she probably felt she should have been Oscar nominated for Into The Blue 2 and how there should be a special category for people who make really bad decisions about movies. But, no, it turns out that her actual house was robbed. I am not going to make light of the actual robbery part, because I know that it feels like you have been violated and scared. It is interesting to note though that she has surveillance videos of the robbery and says she is going to be posting very clear photos from that video on her website. My guess is that it's Spencer and Heidi.

Britney Spears Is Like James Bond

Whenever Britney Spears decides to give up this whole singing thing, I think she might have a career as a spy. Hell, for all I know she might be a spy. Maybe this whole thing has all been an act and she is some kind of super spy who travels the world fighting crime. OK, well I like the premise more than Hannah Montana. Anyway, I was reading the reports from Jamie Spears' testimony in court yesterday and some of the statements that Sam Lufti has made in the fight over the restraining order that has kept Sam and Adnan away from Britney, and how Jamie is looking to make it permanent.

Britney's dad has gone to great lengths to basically keep Britney locked within a virtual prison. Sure, she can leave the house but only if she goes with someone responsible who reports back everything to Jamie. In addition, everything about her life is more monitored than a Gwyneth Paltrow bathroom visit. I don't know if that makes sense, but I can just see Gwyneth analyzing everything about her life up to an including bathroom visits.

Well, Jamie testified that somehow, despite his smothering Britney she managed to get access to a pre-paid cell phone which was allowing her to allegedly call and text Sam and Adnan. When he found out about it, he had security people go through Britney's purse and room and confiscate the phone. Yeah, I know. How long do you think Britney is going to allow her dad to control her like this. What she is basically doing is working and working and paying for her dad to smother her and for the security guards to smother her. This is not going to turn out well. I'm not saying Sam and Adnan are the way to go either, but she has to feel trapped.

Apparently, the way Britney got this phone was that when she checked into a hotel, a maid brought her the phone. The maid had been given the phone by Sam and Adnan. Yes, she said two people. I don't know why both of them would need to bring it to the maid, but that's the way Jamie said it went down. Sam, for his part says that he has been passing notes to Britney through her hairdresser and other people she has contact with, but claims the only phone calls and texts have been coming from Britney to him and not the other way around. When Jamie was on the stand he admitted there were no incoming calls on the prepaid phone from Sam. There were only outgoing calls.

The next thing you know they will be communicating with invisible ink and you will hear the Mission Impossible theme whenever they come near you.

Radar Does It Again - Octo Mom vs. Octo Grandma

Apparently when your magazine folds, you can throw all of your resources into a great online site, and somehow Radar convinced Nadya Suleman to sit down together on video and basically just let them have at it. In order to keep people coming to their site they are drawing out the video for the entire week, but so far, what they have released is great. I don't know how much money they threw at the pair, but it still makes for a fun few minutes for your day to watch mom vs daughter. Now, I think they should bring back that MTV claymation wrestling show and let them have it at like that. Nadya would be losing and then her 14 children just swarm in and overwhelm grandma.

What Is Mischa Barton Reading?

You know it is going to be a great day for snark when you can start it off with some Mischa Barton. In her never ending attempt to keep herself relevant and out there she will do absolutely anything to stay in the news. Look, I know lots of you would wish she would go away, but we really need to have these characters around to provide us some comic relief. We can't always count on just one person, we need several to keep the comedy running.

Anyway, Mischa has taken to her blog again. I thought she was going to post about how Maxim published more half naked photoshopped photos of her, but instead she blogged to set the record straight about how all of the world's press seems to be focused on her sudden weight loss. Ummm. Mischa. I have seen some articles about some other people including she who must not be named, but nothing about you.

I know you want there to be people and press that care about whether you gain or lose a pound or two but they haven't written anything because they don't really care. Now, I know you are very close to your mom and so what I suspect happened is that she went to a joke shop and got some fake newspapers printed up with you on the front page so you would feel special and important, but no one actually cares.

I know, it's sad. You thought you were going to be a huge movie star and instead you go from city to city trying to make a buck and get free stuff and no one seems to notice.

Here is how Mischa addressed to all 10 of her fans. Yes, 10 on her site about why she has had this sudden weight loss.

Things are really well in Mischa world and I've just been watching what I eat. I still love my pilates and yoga, and have cut back on fatty foods a bit. My time in India and Paris really just helped me lose a little bit of weight but there's nothing drastic going on!

Thanks for sharing where you have been. I didn't realize there was a place called Mischa World. How much is admission?

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which billionaire’s son is a scary misogynist? When women balk at his less-than-gentlemanly pickup lines, he calls them bitches and shouts a threat or two.

Today's Blind Items - From The Academy Awards - Jackass

This is actually from the day prior to the Academy Awards, but it happened in the theatre so I think that is close enough. So, this actor who is A list all the way but has never been nominated for anything that great had a part in the actual show telecast. Comic actor. Mostly movies. Apparently though on Saturday he decided that it was his role to piss everyone off with his behavior. He yelled at the writers of the show saying their work wasn't good enough for him and made them change his lines three times. Surrounded by people who had been working almost 24 hours straight doing backbreaking work, our actor who spent a grand total of one hour at the theatre started snapping his fingers when it was time for him to rehearse and yelling that he had places to go and didn't have time to sit around waiting. I really hate the whole snapping the fingers thing. He seems to like it though.

Free Pancakes At IHOP

Tomorrow is one of my favorite days. Yes, it is Tuesday, which is generally the only day I am hangover free, but it's more than that. No, not a Mardi Gras party although those are fun as well. I mean as a fat guy, I think of Fat Tuesday as my own personal holiday. No, tomorrow is the day IHOP gives away free pancakes. A free short stack of pancakes which is not really enough for me, but there are about 3 IHOP's in a fairly close range and with a couple of visits at different times of the day, timed to coincide with new shifts, I manage.

No, I don't do that. But, the thing is when you go, they do ask for a donation which goes to the Children's Miracle Network and other local charities. It's up to you if you want to give anything. No pressure from anyone there. Last year they raised just shy of $1M, and so this year they are really trying for that magic number. Hey, it's free food and a great cause so you know I will be there.

For more information, click here.

Adrianna Costa Behind The Scenes Of The Academy Awards

Unlike during the Golden Globes and SAG Awards, for the Academy Awards, Adrianna was way, way, way above all of the action so there just wasn't any gossip she could see. So, instead she just wanted to share some of the photos she took behind the scenes yesterday. Oh, and brag that she picked all the winners. Thanks Adrianna. Yes, I know. I owe you $100.

OHHHH MY OSCARS -WITH ADRIANNA COSTA!

Hey Everyone! Hope you enjoyed the 81st Annual Academy Awards last night. Overall, I felt the show was much, much more entertaining then previous years. And, not to toot my own horn or anything, but my Oscar predictions were right on the money!!! Speaking of money, maybe I should put a little dough down on black with this lucky streak I'm on...I kid, I kid. In all fairness, there weren't any real surprises or upsets last night, everything went pretty much as planned by Oscar Forecasters.Here's a list of your winners:

BEST ACTOR: SEAN PENN IN "MILK"
BEST ACTRESS: KATE WINSLET IN "THE READER"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: HEATH LEDGER IN "THE DARK KNIGHT"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: PENELOPE CRUZ IN "VICKY, CRISTINA, BARCELONA"
BEST DIRECTOR: DANNY BOYLE FOR "SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE"
BEST MOVIE: "SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE"
Here are some pics from my vantage point yesterday...both primping and prepping for our show and then up in the TV Guide Suite, which was located high above the madness on Hollywood Blvd. We had such a blast doing our Countdown Show!!! Hope you enjoy the pics. Until next time, Enty you are the BOMB for allowing me to connect with your readers. I hope you guys have a great day!!!

The Vanity Fair Party

Anna Paquin
Christina Applegate
Claire Danes
Diablo Cody
Debra Messing
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Halle Berry
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer
Jessica Biel (she changed out of the napkin, so I put her in again)
Jada Pinkett Smith & Will Smith
Kate Beckinsale
Madonna
Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman
Reese Witherspoon
Uma Thurman
The Deschanel sisters

Academy Awards Photos Part Five

Natalie Portman
Penelope Cruz
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Queen Latifah
Robert Downey Jr. & Susan Downey
Richard Jenkins
Robert Pattinson
Rick & Andrea Schroder
Robin Wright Penn & Sean Penn
Seth Rogen (I believe that's velvet!!)
Taraji P. Henson
Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron

Slumdog Millionaire Cast From India

I love how they brought all these kids over from India. First flights. First just about anything. My favorite story of the entire award season. You can watch Ryan Seacrest interviewing all of them beneath all the photos.

Academy Awards Photos Part Four

Marion Cotillard
Melissa George
Miley Cyrus (Disney made her dress like one of their characters)
Mickey Rourke
Ryan Seacrest & Mario Lopez
Mickey Rooney
Meryl Streep & Sophia Loren
Michael Sheen
Marisa Tomei ( for her this is about as good as it gets)
Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick (push up bra award winner to SJP and comb over award to MB)

Independent Spirit Awards Photos Part Three

Elizabeth Banks
Eric Roberts
Giovanni Ribisi
Illeana Douglas
Justine Bateman
John C. Reilly
Jeffrey Tambor
Rachel Weisz
The Zooey

Quick Hits

Nicole & Joel Breeding Again - Well considering how adorable their first kid is, I really don't blame Joel Madden and Nicole Richie for having another one. Plus, hey this is news. They actually have money to raise their children. Shocker. Joel announced on his website that the couple are expecting and I am genuinely happy for them.

Mel C Has A Baby - Now Mel C can join in with all the other Spice Girls because she now has a child. Mel C gave birth over the weekend and now all of the Spice Girls have given birth to at least one child. At some point I am sure all the kids will decide to go on tour together.

Ecstasy Stops Gang Crime - In one of the most ridiculous statements I've heard in awhile, Stone Roses bassist Gary Mounfield says that all gang violence would stop if everyone started taking the illegal drug. He might be right, but dentists would do a land office business from people grinding their teeth into nothing.

David Beckham Takes Viagra - Not really, but a Chinese company has been running commercials with David's picture suggesting that David takes their brand of Viagra in order to stay sharp on the field and in the bedroom. Unfortunately there isn't much David can do about the ad. It was approved by the Chinese government so the odds of it getting pulled down are probably slim to none unless David agrees to go play a match there or something.

Academy Awards Photos Part Three

Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann
Jessica Biel (it's like a big napkin)
James Franco & Ahna O'Reilly
Jennifer & Joel Grey
John Legend
Phoebe Cates & Kevin Kline
Kate Winslet
Louis Gossett Jr.
Lisa Rinna (I think she actually got more lip injections. They almost touch her nose)
Tilda Swinton (I want to see her stand next to David Bowie)

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which diva threw a massive hissy-fit when she found her bloke chatting up a blonde waitress at a pre-Oscars party? She had her driver take him home immediately, while she carried on partying...

Independent Spirit Awards Photos Part Two

Aaron Eckhart
Andie MacDowell
Bryan Cranston
Blair Underwood
Eliza Dushku
Sheryl Crow & Laura Dern
Mariah Carey
Sandra Oh
Teri Hatcher

Amy Winehouse Is A Homewrecker

It's been awhile since I took a look down at the Caribbean to see what Amy Winehouse has been up to. Apparently she is still boozing it up and setting new world records each day for the amount of pot one person can consume. Apparently though she still has time to find the occasional person to sleep with and it doesn't seem to matter if they are married or single or male or female.

In her latest sexual encounter she managed to break up a lesbian couple that had come to St. Lucia for their first real holiday together. According to The Mirror, a woman walked into her bedroom to find Amy and the woman's girlfriend rolling around on the bed together half naked and participating in umm, extracurricular activities.

Amy pleaded for the woman to join them, but the woman said she was disgusted. Now, the article doesn't actually specify if she was disgusted by the idea of three way sex, her girlfriend's cheating or the idea of getting close to Amy Winehouse. Well, no matter, the woman immediately booked herself on the next plane back to the UK while Amy and her new friend are now inseparable.

All I can say is that I'm glad the woman found out now because if her girlfriend was willing to sleep with Amy then, that means she would sleep with basically anything that breathes. I still can't figure out how Amy Winehouse gets all these people to want to have sex with her. Doe she pay them?

Academy Awards Photos Part Two

Daniel Craig & Satsuki Mitchell
Dominic Cooper
Danny Glover
Josh Brolin & Diane Lane
Freida Pinto & Dev Patel
Emile Hirsch
Evan Rachel Wood (If I didn't hate her so much and if she didn't look like she has a stick up her butt, she would probably get my vote for best dressed)
Frank Langella
Giuliana Rancic
Seal & Heidi Klum

Highlights From Last Conan O'Brien Show

Friday night was the last Late Night With Conan O'Brien. Here are some of the highlights of the final show. Actually it is more like highlights from the final show and the best clips they pulled from the 16 years he did the show. It seems like only yesterday he started doing the show. It is really going to be interesting to see if he can beat Letterman. Although I think Conan is hilarious, I think Friday was the first time he had beat Craig Ferguson in months.

Independent Spirit Awards Photos Part One

Lucy Liu
Claire Danes & Hugh Dancy
Cameron Diaz
Debra Winger
Ellen Page
Jessica Alba
Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt
Mary Kate Olsen
Mena Suvari
Michelle Williams

I Want Some Of The Octo Mom Attention

Do you remember when all of those potential fathers came out of hiding when they thought that they could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter? It was like a rolling hit parade of losers and wannabes and attention seekers. It also made Anna seem like all she did all day was take diet pills and have sex.

I imagine that over the next few weeks there will be several more people like Dennis Beaudoin who said that he thinks he is the father of some of the older Suleman kids. Nadya Suleman denies this but did say that Dennis donated sperm but it didn't work.

It seems that while Nadya was married she and Dennis had a three year affair. He claims he didn't know she was married because he doesn't want to seem like a bad guy. He is also offering to take care of any of the kids if she needs help and wants a paternity test done on the older six kids to find out if they are his.

Ummm. A couple of things here Dennis. Where have you been the past seven years? How come you weren't this generous before Nadya got all this attention? I think it is fair to say that Good Morning America didn't find you so you must have gone looking for them. Why? So you could cash in on a gravy train.

If, I'm Nadya and I thank everything that I'm not, I would say, fine, the first five kids are yours here you go. She then could just drop them off at his house and see how much he really wants them. When you start thinking to yourself that this guy is just being nice and offering to do the right thing I really want you to ask yourself where the hell he has been for the past seven years. If he really cared he would have already had a paternity test. He didn't care. He was just into having sex with a very strange woman for three years.

He says that she told him that she had ovarian cancer which is why she needed his sperm. Fine. Then that would have even been more reason to check in with her these past seven years to see if she needed help raising his kids. The guy is a money hungry leech and there will be plenty more. I can't believe that he and the father were the only people she got sperm from.

Academy Awards Photos Part One

Amy Adams
Anne Hathaway
Anthony Hopkins
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
Alicia Keys
Amanda Seyfried
Beyonce
Bridget Fonda
Ben Kingsley
Virginia Madsen

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which married Oscar nominee has been cheating on his wife with a hard-partying starlet?