Four For Friday

#1 & #2 & #3 - Two actresses. #1 is a C lister with B list name recognition who works steadily and is married to a celebrity (#2). Our C lister has been on a couple of very popular television dramas. #3 is a B list actress who has been in this space before. Primarily television. A list name recognition. She was a lead on one of the more famous network shows ever. Anyway, at a recent party, #1 and #3 greeted each other like long lost friends. It turns out that #1 had just been paid a visit by her coke dealer right before the party. The two actresses could not stop squealing and kept looking inside #1's purse. Finally they couldn't stand it any longer and visited the bathroom. At one point during the evening they were doing it openly. They would just reach into #1's purse and do a little hit. At the end of the event, the two actresses each called their respective husbands to say they were too tired to come home and were last seen checking into an adjacent hotel where presumably they kept the party going on all night.

#4 - This foreign born C list movie actress with B list name recognition is still a teen. It didn't stop her though from spending the night with a mid 50's married producer. The rumors are swirling that he also took her virginity.

Random Photos Part One

No special reason to put Ashton Kutcher on the top. It's just the way it happened. This is him on the set of his new movie which is filming in Nice. Tough life.
I'm waiting for Amy Winehouse to tell the world she is pregnant.
Random Aussies of the day goes to Brain McFadden and Delta Goodrem.
Brooke Shields looks very nice.
I can't say the same for Ben Stiller.
Chris Noth on the other hand looks great despite the shaving nick.
Apparently Debi Mazar is going to rob a bank after the event.
I'm getting tired of Debra Messing.
I still don't like Eva Amurri much.
But, her mom looks great.
I have not seen Eve on a red carpet in awhile.
Or Estella Warren.
Now that she's finally married, Fergie has stopped even pretending to look like a woman.
Fightstar - London
One of my favorites is Greg Germann.
And one of your favorites is Hugh Jackman.
Even Jessica Alba looks nice.
Only Jennifer Lopez would actually stop and pose in the Narita airport.
Jordin Sparks & John Mayer - Los Angeles
It's too bad Jeremy Piven is such an ass. It doesn't stop him from dressing really well.
Lauren Ambrose looks downright giddy to be on a red carpet.
One of my favorite couples. Laura Dern and & Ben Harper.
Hello Milla Jovovich.
Mandy Moore is definitely glowing.
I think Marisa Tomei may have made this dress by herself while watching Project Runway.
Natalie Portman without her dog or Sean Penn.
Rosanna Arquette is now a dj.
Rihanna covers up her new gun tattoos.
Rachel Zoe and Nicole Richie are best friends again.
Rough night for Sebastian Stan and Ed Westwick.
An even rougher day for T.I. who was sentenced to one year and one day on federal weapons charges.
I wonder if Vanessa Carlton walked 1,000 miles just to walk this red carpet.
Who the hell invited Vanilla Ice?

Your Turn

After taking a break last week from the spicy and salacious, this week brings it all back and then some. Everyday I hear stories about celebrities who are having an affair or had an affair or are contemplating an affair. Actually affair sounds too pretty and quaint. Lets face it, they are cheating. Today the topic is have you ever cheated? Have you ever wanted to cheat? With whom did you cheat? Were you caught? Are you still together? So many possibilities with this great topic. As always on Fridays it is anonymous so feel free to release those demons and share it all.

America Young - Groupidity - Season Finale

This is it! The Season Finale! It makes me sad that the season is over. But the stuff we have brewing for next season is so great! Julie falls in love. Vanessa's nerd guy joins the group. David continues his crush. Kelli meets her match, and more but I can't tell you since it'll give away the end of this episode! Greg Aronowitz joins the Groupidity family!

Thank you so much for watching! For those of you who'd like to check out the cast, click here.



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NY Post Blind Items

WHICH sexy movie actress angered paying members of a trendy downtown synagogue by showing up with her bodyguard, who informed the women at the door, "Ms. [Blank] wishes to enter as a [non paying] guest"? Complained one member of the congregation, "I think it is BS that rich celebs can walk around this city asking for a free pass."

Kevin Federline And Paris Hilton Should Duet Together

Apparently Kevin Federline has decided the world didn't suffer enough back in 2006 when he released his debut album Playing With Fire. As you probably remember that album was a huge success spawning a sold out tour across the country and critics calling the album one of the finest albums ever. Yeah, right. Instead the album peaked at #151 on the charts and was a bomb in every sense of the word. The only people who came to see his shows were there hoping that Britney Spears was tagging along with him.

Now, though Kevin has decided to release album #2 and it was produced by Bones Thugs-N-Harmony members who must be getting paid based on the number of records sold because they are definitely saying nothing but good things. Kind of. It isn't like they are lying, but they are certainly choosing their words carefully when they talk about the positive aspects of the upcoming album.

Krayzie Bone told HipHopDx, "People gon’ say I’m crazy, man but to my surprise the stuff that he let me hear, it was pretty decent...like really deep. He was talking about his life. He was actually telling his side of the story [of the split] in a more mature, adult kind of way, opposed to just being on the record saying 'F**k Britney.'"

The stuff he let me hear? I thought you guys were producing it. I hope you heard more than stuff he let you hear. Notice also that he doesn't say anything about Kevin's rapping ability, just the fact that the words are deep. This is coming from a guy who has released the songs, "Bad Weed Blues," and "Bless da 40 oz."

What Kevin really needs to do to really make his second album complete, is sing a duet with Paris Hilton. I'm thinking something like "I Got You Babe," or "Endless Love." Some novelty song like that would sell way more copies than whatever piece of garbage ultimately gets released masquerading as an album.

Tamara Mellon Breaks Up With Christian Slater

No more free Jimmy Choo shoes for Christian Slater. Despite every tabloid saying that Christian Slater and Tamara Mellon were on the verge of getting married, or that Tamara was moving to Los Angeles to be closer to Christian, the Daily Mail is reporting today that Tamara and Christian have broken up. Why isn't it broken down? It seems to me that if a relationship breaks it is probably due to something breaking down. Up implies things are good. Anyway, judging by the quotes from the "source" used in this story it sounds like Tamara did the breaking up. There is mention of their tough schedules and the long distance relationship, how Tamara always put her daughter first, and then there was a plug in the statement for Jimmy Choo and Halston. I doubt if it had been one of Christian's reps if they would have said anything about those brands.

The "source" also blathers on about how they will remain good friends and all of that. The couple had first met back in 2007 when Christian was working on a play in London.

Gene Hackman Had An Affair With Cloris Leachman

I love Cloris Leachman. I really do. I just have a very tough time imagining her performing any kind of sex act. So, when I saw yesterday some reports about her new tell all book and how she tells all about the people she had sex with, I decided to take a pass. Taylor Swift is right. If someone talks about sex, you are going to picture them naked at least for a second. Cloris Leachman in my head having sex with someone is not a fun way to spend a Friday.

But, for all of you I sucked it up to see which celebrities had joined her in bed. To my surprise one of the passages that was released to the NY Post described how she had sex with Gene Hackman.

“As we moved into the main course, it was as if a cosmic wind enveloped us. Some giant space magnet was pulling us together,” Leachman said. “We didn't finish the meal. We went upstairs, flew into bed and made love. It was epic.

“And the next morning, Gene went back to his film and I went back to mine. I haven't seen Gene since that night, but I remember him well.”

Apparently this happened in the 1970's. I was too lazy to see what movies both of them were making in San Francisco at the time, but I did happen to notice that Gene Hackman was a married man throughout the entire decade of the 1970's. Cloris finalized her divorce in 1978 so she may have been single or maybe this was what finally broke up her marriage for good. Who knows. I do know that Gene stayed married to his wife for many years after this epic sex with Cloris Leachman.

I'm sure his former wife and the three kids he had with her are thrilled to discover this in Cloris Leachman's book.

Garage Sale On A Thursday? Only If You Are A Celebrity

I'm sure there are exceptions as to which days are the best days for garage sales, but judging from the amount my mom and dad went to when they were in their Beanie Baby phase and later their we're going to find something for Antiques Roadshow even if it kills your father phase, I would say 95% of them are on the weekends. Oh, sure, if it is a 3 day weekend you might stretch it out until Monday so people can pick through the scraps of your life. And, if you take off the Friday before the weekend to get everything ready, you may not be able to stop yourself Friday night and have some kind of preview sale.

But, I don't think that my mom and dad ever went to a garage sale on a Thursday. It kind of defeats the whole garage sale ritual of ruining your weekend by getting out of bed at 4am on a Saturday so you can map out your plan of attack and be at the first garage by the time it opens at 7am or sometimes earlier.

So, it was with great shock that I saw that Willie Aames, the former Charles In Charge, and Celebrity Fit Club star was having a garage sale yesterday. A Thursday? Apparently he was having the garage sale because he needed some money, and not just to rid himself of spare stuffed deer heads. Oh yes, they had those. Willie was being filmed by a reality television crew documenting him as he loses his house to foreclosure. Now, Willie may have got away with having it on a Thursday because as soon as a neighbor sees a film crew and the guy who tried to kill Harvey and then himself, he is going to make some calls. That brings out the people in much greater numbers than the poster you nailed to the telephone pole over the poster of the missing cat or the garage sale from last week.

Among the items for sale were basically the junk you would find in any house, plus stuffed wild boars, lions and more deer. I'm guessing Willie is a hunter. I'm also guessing that he has never been to a garage sale before because the lion was marked to sell at $3,500.00. The autographed posters of himself in a bathing suit did well at $5 though.

Hey Guess What? You're A Dad

Jeffrey Dean Morgan: (3am St. Patrick's Day Night) - Sherrie it's Jeffrey. It's been a long time.
Sherrie Rose: Why are you calling at 3am?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: I was out getting drunk tonight and I thought about you and the good times we had. I missed you.
Sherrie Rose:It's been five years since we spoke, why are you calling tonight?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Well I want to see you tonight. I've been missing you. Are you busy?
Sherrie Rose: As a matter of fact, I need to stay home. It's late.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Boyfriend?
Sherrie Rose:No. Your four year old son.

And that is how I imagine Jeffrey Dean Morgan found out about his four year old son last week. Considering the entire thing came out of the blue, I could see the entire booty call scenario happening. Either that or they ran into each other at a party. I know there is the theory that she needed money and so she finally called and told him about his son, but I prefer the first two. So, why didn't she tell him previous to this? You can say it was because Jeffrey was not always the nicest person in the world. Or you can say it was because they both got involved in serious relationships right after the couple broke up and so it was a bad time. I think that as time goes by, having that you are the father conversation becomes more and more difficult because the excuses become more lame and everything is proceeding smoothly without the dad. That's my theory anyway, which is why I think this discovery probably happened by accident.

Holly Madison's Possible Broken Rib Is All About The Sympathy

What do you do if you are a former Playboy bunny who loves taking off her clothes, but still can't manage to beat an overweight computer geek in a dance competition? Well, if the contest involves a nationwide audience you make them feel sorry for you. Holly Madison spread some story around yesterday that she had a possible broken rib. A possible broken rib? Has anyone ever broken their rib? Yeah, when you break your rib, you know it. There is nothing possible about it.

All Holly was doing was trying to get the story out there so people would feel sorry for her. Just for good measure she also added that she had been suffering excruciating pain through her performance on Dancing With The Stars last week and yet, she wouldn't quit on the viewing audience. Yeah. Whatever. She is just trying to get sympathy votes because if she loses to Steve Wozniak, no one will ever let her live it down. Plus she could use the bonus money for staying an additional week or two.

Late yesterday her rep said that it turns out Holly doesn't have a broken rib. Hell, she doesn't even have bruised ribs. Instead, the rep said, "While she is not suffering from a broken rib, she does continue to feel a great deal of discomfort and was prescribed pain medication." Yeah, well I feel a great deal of discomfort everyday when I have to get up in the morning. Discomfort? See, but no one saw the statement from the rep. All anyone saw yesterday was that Holly had a possible broken rib.

She still is going home this week. There is no way she is going to win if that is what she is thinking. I don't care how many guys she sleeps with between now and the end of the show or how many times she autographs photos of her breasts, no one is going to vote off a woman who was stalked. Shawn Johnson is going to win. Having someone come after you with a loaded gun and duct tape trumps "great deal of discomfort" everyday.

Ted C Blind Item

That's right, hons, it's a Twilight-style Blind Vice just for the those special cast and crewmembers who read them religiously! See, we've just discovered that our naughty Vices are a particularly favorite pastime on those foggy Twilight sets, which is just too ironic—as this one's all about a brokenhearted Twilight honey!

So get ready, you Twi-Twits. This week the Vice stuff is all about one castmember who's found herself in a romantically dangerous spot. Is there really ever any other kind?

Twyla Babe-Sucker is a gorge young gal who has suddenly stumbled upon all this damn fame. She's dizzy from it. Who friggin' wouldn't be? But it's so tough for this thick-haired beauty to handle herself, the spotlight and a man. Especially when temptation is lurking literally right around the corner:

TBS has had quite the rocky relationship with another dude, who's not a member of the megafranchise. It's been very hot-cold, even though the Cupid troubles have completely flown under the press's radar (save for mine). And this guy is pretty recognizable, too.

Either way, it's caused our poor babe angst 'cause so many games are being played with her head. Since the relaysh status has constantly been up in the air, it's hard to tell if either of them can really move on—especially when she's getting her makeup done, or what have you, and there's a very, very hunky, scruffy and studly guy who keeps giving her mixed signals, constantly coming up and hugging her. So intensely, too.

And you know that kind of body language I'm talkin' about, don't you? Classically angsty, Twilight-style lovemaking—hold me supertight (for hours), but that's it, stop there, nothing more...for now.

Truly Mormon kinda masochistic fooling around. In other words: Let's just torture ourselves for now and not give in to what we really want to do, which is to totally bone each other until Twilight isn't hauling in any more money!

So what's a girl to do? I say it's time to split from the current on-again, off-again guy and find yourself the real deal, babe. Like, maybe the affectionate hottie who's filming right next to you?

And it Ain't: Dakota Fanning, Noot Seear, Nikki Reed

Today's Blind Item - From NPR

A reader named Kelly e-mailed me something she saw on the Twitter feed of Scott Simon from National Public Radio. Scott basically posted a blind item, and now it is up to you to figure it out. This is a first. A Twitter blind item. Scott has no plans to reveal who the actor is, but I actually think it should not be that difficult if you find out where Scott went to high school.

I was 2 yrs behind a guy in hs who's now famous actor. but pub sez he's 9 yrs younger than me. musta been brilliant to graduate at 8!

Random Photos Part One

My jaw dropped when I saw this photo. You might not even recognize the fact that it is Alanis Morissette. I know. First of all she is smiling a genuine smile. Second she looks amazing and finally, this was taken at a fashion event. A totally superficial, typical Hollywood event and Alanis was there. I'm still in shock thinking about it. She is a completely different person, and thus she gets the top spot.
In any other day, Drew Carey and Bob Barker together on the Price Is Right stage would have received the top spot. Damn though. Will you look at Alanis? Is she wearing heels?
Charo is amazing. I love this photo.
I didn't even know Carl Lewis was still alive. When you are an Olympic athlete, that time for endorsements and popularity is narrow. Remember that Michael Phelps.
Carlos Ramirez. I can't help it. He is Pedro to me. Whenever I see him in something else I see Pedro in my mind.
Candace Spelling and her "guest."
Duffy - Sydney
Eliza Dushku could use a smile and a burger.
Elisabeth Hasselback on a red carpet is a rare sight.
Even more rare is a candid photo of Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri outside. It is so rare that something must be up.
Shape and their monthly tribute to the world of airbrushing. I can't decide if Self or Shape is the worst offender, but I also doubt Jenny McCarthy needs as much as they probably gave her.
I thought the last time I posted Jamie Pressly might have been a fluke because she looked so flawless, but this is from last night and she looks just as good.
This is Kristin Davis. She was the madam of all the hookers who slept with Gov Spitzer and then she also is the one who slept with Alex Rodriguez for free. Oh, and she wrote a book and that is what she is promoting. The Penthouse next to her is for her downtime.
Kirsten Dunst looks healthy and good, and I hope she keeps it up. Is that a turquoise bracelet on that guy's arm?
Melissa Gilbert. I have always thought she looks much prettier now than she ever did when she was younger. Maybe just life experience or good surgery.
I just want to go over to Marisa Tomei's house and see how messy it is. Just give me five minutes to see.
The one and only Nile Rodgers.
I haven't seen Paula Trickey since she was on The O.C.
Apparently she doesn't want to be forgotten again anytime soon. I assume she is blowing.
More O.C. with Benjamin McKenzie.
Pete Wentz looks thrilled and probably has no idea who Audrina Patridge is.
It's a Culkin. Does it really matter which one. It is kind of like the Baldwin brothers. It is Rory in case you were curious.
Ricki Lake looks great.
A first time appearance for Rebecca Mader for all you Lost fans.
Our random tennis player of the day. Rafael Nadal.
So, for the Kid's Choice Awards, Stouffers decided to give away free frozen lasagna. No, actually they had all the celebrities who attend the gifting suite draw on a plate which will be auctioned off for charity. Much better than auctioning off the celebrity. Anyway, here are some celebrities and their efforts.

Wayne Brady and his daughter.
Angus Jones.
Blair Underwood and his kids. I don't have a photo of their plate, but I know all of you like looking at Blair so I put him in anyway.
Kristy Swanson gets the award for the most lazy.
Brian McKnight is just in here because he looks younger than his two kids. He is like some genetic freak. I wonder if they can sing.
Lil' Romeo did ok. He did most of it with his shirt off. Maybe he gets inspired that way.
It is hard to see Jewel's in this photo but she did really well.
I don't know what Raymond Ochoa drew exactly, but he did use the entire plate. The reason I also posted this photo, is I think my winning plate is right behind Raymond. The middle right of the picture. We can only see half of it, but it looks like it took hours to make. I can't find a better picture of it or who drew it, but they definitely deserve the free lasagna for life.
This is the woman who put it all together. No, not Jim Gaffigan. The woman is Melanie Segal and she should be really proud of herself, and she won't get sued for celebrities not doing what they were supposed to do.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which celeb caused £2,000 damage at a luxury hotel when he told pals to throw flowers at him during karaoke? They flung cigs, booze and a jug instead...

Flo Rida Isn't A Fan Of Easter

I'm guessing that when rapper Flo Rida was growing up he didn't really get to do many Easter egg hunts. He probably didn't get any baskets filled with chocolate, and the only bunny he saw was a cartoon he watched on the weekends. Why do I say this? Well, the city of Lexington Kentucky, and several states are on the lookout for Flo Rida's tour bus because someone on the bus wasn't very kind to a rabbit.

According to several witnesses, Flo's bus stopped at an intersection. Two people got off the bus and in front of everyone on the street killed the rabbit. Apparently they did more than kill it, but the newspapers in Lexington don't want to offend their readers with anything salacious so they are very vague as to what happened. I don't think there was any sex involved if that is what you are thinking. It is also unclear whether the two men left it there at the intersection or took it back on the bus. If they took it back on the bus, I know they are going to say it was killed for food. If they left it on the side of the road, then they will have some questions to answer.

The interesting thing is that police in several states are looking for the bus so they must have done something truly awful to the rabbit. I don't know how else you can justify having police actively searching for the bus.

Washington DC Is The New Los Angeles

I blame C.S.I. for the phenomenon known as put the name of a city in a show so there will be a built in audience for the show. I guess you have noticed there is no C.S.I Fargo, because as lovely as that city is, they probably are not going to boost the ratings much. Call a show C.S.I Miami and you get a nice bump. People want to see places in movies and television they know. It makes them watch more and talk about it more. It's free advertising and it works great. I'm fine with it.

But, since the success of C.S.I., that formula has spread to other television formats where it just becomes awful. Whitney Port moves to New York - Awful. The Hills type show based in Washington DC. - Awful. Soon to be a Real Housewives of Washington DC. Probably really good. Hey, I watch it. I don't talk about it on here much, but I watch it. If there is a marathon on, I can get sucked in for the 8 hours it's on. There seems to be this push to try and capitalize on the attention being focused on Washington DC since the election. I can understand that, but sometimes I think you need to leave the idea in LA. The Hills works because we expect them to be pretentious, conceited, superficial, spoiled and selfish because they live in LA. Those same attributes don't really translate to Washington DC.

Now though comes the ultimate reach to expand a show beyond Hollywood. Take a look at what came out today.

MUST LIVE IN DC AREA!!

Shooting an untitled pilot for a reality series on Vh1 in Washington DC - about an A-List Celebrity Stylist moving from Beverly Hills to Washington to be closer to the WHITE HOUSE. He's taking over the hair world, and he's talented beyond belief.

Seeking - BIG PERSONALITY women to get a free hairstyle done by an A-List Celebrity Hairstylist. You'll leave looking FAB. People pay big bucks to get their hair done by him, but you'll get it for FREE!!

[2 WOMEN] Women who are fun and cute w/ big personalities who want their hair done for free.

[WOMAN] Low income. Did you lose your job, and entering a new field, but need a NEW LOOK?? Do you work for the government? Are you sick of looking drab? Want to look fab???

[CELEBRITY] Are you a celebrity, socialite, style editor living in Washington and want a free hairdo? Must have an OVER-THE-TOP PERSONALITY.

Seriously? And they want to be close to the White House because? I think Bravo pretty much has the hair stylist market cornered. Any show that is looking for someone who is fab, fab, and must be fab and over the top is going to be the most annoying show ever. Unless of course Spencer got his beautician's license.

Alfie Isn't The Daddy

In case you have not heard the story previously, let me recap. Alfie Patten is 13 years old, looks 8, and was assumed to be the father of a baby with his 15 year old girlfriend. Then, after the story became world news, several other boyfriends came forward who also said they were the father.

Well, in February, a judge ordered that no DNA tests regarding Alfie should be made public. He also stated that no DNA tests should be made public for any of the suspected fathers because they are all minors. This morning The Mirror violated that court order and reported that, in fact, Alfie is not the father to the baby.

As many of you said, in the long run this will probably be good for Alfie. In a few years he will be in college and enjoying his life, and he can grow up before he has to take on the challenge and privilege of raising his own children. I'm sure he was disappointed because he really did seem to love the baby and the mom. I'm sure his dad was even more disappointed because there won't be any money in it for him anymore. Oh, I'm sure he was the way the Mirror found out about the DNA test. I'm sure a lot of money passed to someone for that piece of information.

I did find it interesting that The Mirror kept the front page of the story with the headline and photo, but took down any other reference to the story. As a result, the link may not work. I don't know if it was technical, or they got it wrong, or if the judge threatened them.

Just Put Every Orphaned Kid In A Box And Mail Them To Angelina Or Madonna

Madonna is at it again. She is going to test the biological limits of mother nature and have a child. Oooh. She's going to adopt another child. Got it. Malawi again. Yeah, hopefully this time, Madonna will find a child who doesn't have a dad who loves talking to the press. It's happening this weekend. Madonna found time off from her busy schedule of, ummm, dating.

I'm trying to figure out why Madonna is adopting another child. From what I see, she doesn't spend much time with her current brood, so it must be just some bet she has going on with Angelina Jolie. Most of us would bet money on the Super Bowl. Madonna and Angelina bet on who can adopt the most children without having the media say anything negative. It is kind of like Jenga, but with humans. Adopt too many and the whole thing falls over faster than Nadya Suleman spotting a dollar on the sidewalk.

Unlike Angelina, it appears that Madonna doesn't have the patience to grease the wheels of adoption in any other countries. She probably figures she knows the players in Malawi, has paid them well, and know they will give her a child when she wants one, so why bother going to a different country.

Do you think it will be a girl this time? Lourdes is all grown now and Madonna doesn't have anyone else to share with who isn't male or named Gwyneth, who come to think of it. Noo. Couldn't be. Gwyneth has done full frontal right?

Dad Did It

Redmond O'Neal pleaded not guilty to all of those nasty drug charges that were a result of his arrest last year. You know. The arrest where he and dad Ryan O'Neal were both taken into custody when officers found a stash in dad's room.

Ryan O'Neal pleaded guilty to all the charges against him. So, I'm guessing Redmond was thinking to himself. OK, Redmond probably wasn't thinking to himself, because I'm not sure Redmond can even think anymore from all the drugs he has ingested into his body. So, his lawyer was probably thinking they can just blame everything on the dad and Redmond will be able to walk free. What the hell. Dad already said he did it, so why should Redmond also have to go to jail.

Redmond needs to be found not guilty or he is going to jail for a very long time. Three months before he and dad got arrested together, Redmond was put on three years of probation. If he gets convicted, especially the felony count of meth possession he will be a guest of the government for awhile. He might need that though. He is only 24. Make him serve a year and see what happens.

Don't Sit Next To Elvis Crespo On A Plane

Never heard of Elvis Crespo? Latin Grammy Award winner. He sings merengue. No, not the pie, the music. Merengue. He is a very big star in the Latin singing world. His biggest hit is Suavemente. No, not Rico Suave. This is totally different. Anyway, about two weeks ago, the 37 year old married his manager. I'm guessing things are not going well for Elvis at home with his new bride. Basically she is his boss at home and at work, and so he probably wasn't feeling very masculine. So, he did what any guy would do in his situation. He took an airplane ride and decided to go ahead and just whip out his frank and beans right there in the airplane. Not only did he whip them out, but apparently he was, umm, really working them. Yeah, just like you are imagining.

In his defense, it is a long flight from Houston to Miami. It must be, what two hours? That is a very long time to go without showing the world your baby maker or making yourself happy.

The woman sitting next to him said he barely waited 15 minutes before grabbing a blanket and then doing what he needed to do. She reported him to the flight attendant who reported him to the captain who reported him to the Miami police who reported him to the FBI who finally got around to interviewing the guy when the plane landed. He wasn't arrested. I'm guessing he is probably well endowed and they bought his explanation that it needed to breathe.

As for what the singer had to say in his defense, he replied, "I don't recall doing that." Uh huh. I think that most people would be able to answer that question with a yes or no. I'm just saying if you pull out your winky at 35,000 feet, chances are that is going to stick in your mind.

Dina Lohan Wants You To Know She Is A Great Mom

I know the entire world is abuzz because Dina Lohan has her very own Twitter account. Not that Dina having a Twitter account is really buzz worthy, it is the fact that she doesn't understand the 140 character limit and so, every single message is cut off. I guess she thinks they must be like texts where they keep sending until all the characters are delivered. You would have thought that one of her 788 followers would have told her by now, but she appears to be oblivious to it.

It is also obvious from reading it, that her eldest daughter has learned more from her mom than just bad dye jobs and screwing everything up in your life. Apparently Dina has not had much formal education either. Anyway, that wasn't the reason I wrote. Like I said, most of you have already seen her account. If you haven't, you can click here, although she hasn't updated in a few days.

These are her most recent four messages. Take a deep breath.

# she has a WHITE CAR if you run into a bug it leaves a mark how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente

# oK I AM BAck but only because my blog was censored earlier and I did not get a chance to say that lindsay's car is fine it was a minor fende

# @D_Wild excuse me hon but if you knew michael and knew what he has PUT ME THROUGH and my FAMILY the past 22 years you would not agree with

# i had to step away i am TRYING to be more calm but when my daughter is SLANDERED like that so harshly i can't help but feel brokenhearted an


Now, if you do click over to her page for more pain, take a look at her profile photo. It looks just like the one above. I know you probably still can't read what she is holding. It isn't an award for career destroyer. Nope. It is that award she got last year for being the Mother Of The Year. Do you remember that? She could have chosen any photo in the entire world and she chose the one that makes us laugh the hardest. So, in addition to letting us laugh at her posts, she delivers the ultimate by giving us the picture where she was awarded mom of the year. I believe she beat out Casey Anthony for the top honors.

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz In Trouble?

Page Six would have you believe that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are on the rocks and they are headed for a gloom and doom divorce because Pete is always out and Ashlee is always at home. Then, in the very next sentence they say the couple is in Australia together without Brooklyn Jungle Book who is apparently staying with Joe Simpson who is teaching Brooklyn how to look down women's shirts without getting caught, and using Aunt Jessica as an example.

I just don't see the couple breaking up. I think Pete put Joe in his place and doesn't take any crap from him. I think Ashlee works whenever she can, which is not much because, really, would you hire her for anything. Whatever weird kinky stuff Pete does, it seems Ashlee approves so they are all good there.

Of course, tomorrow they will probably break up and I will look like an idiot. I do admit that it is fun to speculate about what would happen if they do. Oh, and then Tony could break up with Jessica and the two could go on tour together and People could write a cover story about heartbreak for the sisters and how they are coping and moving on. For my other great speculation today, I think that if Jessica and Tony break up, that John Mayer will take another shot at her. John and Pete love all over each other all the time, so it wouldn't shock me if John made a call to Jessica. It would get him lots of publicity again.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which mouthy actor had awaitress dump a scalding cup of coffee in his lap - right after hesmacked her bottom?


*I left it as is. They had combined the two sets of words.

Today's Blind Items

This A list rap star who goes by one name has a photography collection of which he is very proud. What are they? He enjoys going to playgrounds and taking photos of the children playing there. He has thousands of photos he has accumulated from all over the world. He doesn't try and hide the collection from his friends, although all of them find his hobby and his enthusiasm for it very disturbing. Not Kanye.

Random Photos Part One

Pink - Zurich (Thanks Martina)
I'm surprised any stocks got traded today with the way everyone is sitting around at the New York Stock Exchange staring at Anna Kournikova. It isn't like she is pretty or something. OK, maybe just a little.
Is that a mohawk on Andy Roddick's head?
Balthazar Getty out and about. The sad thing about the whole Balthazar/ Sienna thing was of course Balthazar's wife and kids, but also the fact that their lives were destroyed by, what, a 3 month fling that went nowhere?
The first photos of Danica McKellar's wedding.
Eva Longoria was named the sexiest woman on television. Apparently all the women above her on the list had other commitments last night.
It has been a long time since I have had Ioan Gruffudd in the photos.
Joan Allen looks the best I have seen her in years, and apparently Jeremy Irons is going riding after the party.
Anyone want to start a Jennie Garth is pregnant rumor?
I have not seen Kimberley Locke out on a red carpet in some time.
First time appearances for both Kelly Macdonald and John Simm. Both of them are great.
Not so great is Keanu Reeves. I don't know what happened to him in Il Sole, but he looks rough.
When you are royalty, the wandering hand finds you and scratches your belly. I would have also accepted removes your belly button lint so you don't have to.
Nice of Ryan Eggold to dress up for the event.
Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas are still going strong. Don't think so? He is carrying her food for him. At least I hope it is his food. He better not be the guy who says he can't finish it all.
Rob Morrow with the six inch high hair.
The sexiest man on television (according to TV Guide), Simon Baker.
And his co-star from The Mentalist, Amanda Righetti.
Yes, it's true. Spandau Ballet are reuniting. Apparently their intense hatred for each other suddenly dissipated when they realized they could make a few million dollars in a few months if they would just pretend to get along.
I really like this photo of Scarlett J even if she is a clone.
Serena Williams looks really nice.
As does Thandie Newton. I think she is an amazing actress and I tend to just block the entire Mission Impossible 2 thing from my mind.
In my opinion Valerie Bertinelli has been the best weight loss spokesperson in a long time. She actually believes in her product, did the program and here are the results. 48 years old and looks like this? Incredible.

Sean Penn & Natalie Portman - Feel Free To Throw Up A Little

I had just started to like Natalie Portman again. Seeing her walking her dog all the time and actually even cracking a smile had me thinking that, despite everything I had heard about her, I was going to start liking her. Strike all that now. According to Star, Sean Penn and Natalie Portman were seen making out on St. Patrick's Day at the Sunset Tower Hotel. This is not a hug or a peck, but full on making out. They also spent either 45 minutes together in the spa or in a hotel room as they were seen taking an elevator which only goes to one of those two locations. I supposed they could have enjoyed a nice quick mud mask and they were so enamored of the experience they decided to celebrate by making out.

See, the whole making out thing happened after this 45 minute period. I'm not surprised about Sean. Maybe it wasn't Natalie. Maybe they saw Sean with Lindsay Lohan. In the wrong light and from a distance, and if you ignore the constant sniffling they could possibly be mistaken for one another. I have to think that because if Natalie went willingly with Sean Penn and did what Star is implying they did in regards to sex, I would just be disgusted. The making out thing is for sure, so I am on the edge of being disgusted. It was St. Patrick's Day though. I mean, who among us hasn't had 8 too many green beers with Jager shots to wash it all down and then had some kind of Star Wars fantasy they wanted to play out.

Rosie And The Goldbug

I know you are reading the headline and thinking that I am about to plug a children's book or that Rosie O'Donnell has a new television show coming out. Neither of those choices would be correct though. The band Bad Flirt is in LA this week on their North American tour and last night I went to see them perform at the Dim-Mak Dance Party at Cinespace. Yes, I know, but there was no actual dancing involved so you can get the image of the fat man doing a pop lock out of your head right now. What got me out of the house on American Idol night? Well, they are a great band, excellent friends, and they brought me Poutine, so of course I am going to go see them play.

Before Bad Flirt took the stage though, I saw a revelation. I don't fawn much except when I think I have a chance to get someone down to the basement, but I am going to fawn now about Rosie And The Goldbug. They are from the UK and consists of two women and one guy and they drain every ounce of energy from their bodies during their show. I was trying to think of a way to describe them and what I finally came up with was a hard rock meets Tori Amos meets Pat Benatar.

The crowd last night was kind of lackluster until they took the stage and then the crowd seemed to double and triple and people knew they were witnessing something special. The group doesn't even have a record label. They sell their debut album off the internet while they work to get a deal. Last year they opened for Cyndi Lauper on her entire European tour, but I don't think anyone in the US has ever heard of them. After last night and what the audience witnessed in their performance, it won't be long before everyone is talking about them. I am posting two videos they made which are great, but, it was the actual performance that was so riveting and what you don't really see or feel by looking at a video.

Despite moving 100mph for 30 minutes, they didn't have to lip sync or use a backing track. Take a few minutes and watch the videos. Incredible, incredible group. And no, I wasn't drunk. I had the mini-van last night and was driving. The group is flying back to the UK today, but for those of you in or around New York they will be playing some shows there next month. Try and catch them if you can.

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH high-powered fashion editor has been given the nickname "Hamster"? Seems the fat she had pumped into her lips made her resemble the toothy rodent .

WHICH former tabloid editor asked his reporters to hunt down celeb coke dealers so that "he could say he does the same blow that the celebs do?"

WHICH TV star's fight with her man started because of his wandering eye? Seems she didn't pay enough attention to him, so he found someone else who did

Rachida Dati Is Back

For those of you who are new to the site, you may not have noticed my obsession with Rachida Dati and the father of her child. You may not have noticed this obsession because she no longer gets photographed every week at the French cabinet meeting because she isn't in the French cabinet any longer. It's funny, but they don't really even take photos of the members anymore now that she has gone.

Anyway, to add more juice to this story, it seems that Rachida's brother, who is a twice convicted drug trafficker has finished writing a tell all book which is scheduled to be published this fall. Oh, and when he says he is going to tell all, it includes the father of the baby. My current guesses are the French President or his son. Oh, or Salma Hayek's baby daddy.

Rachida, who was recently voted the most popular woman in France is trying to halt the publication of the book because she promised the father he would never be revealed. To go to these extremes to block the name of the father means that he must be someone really, really important to the French. Oh, like David Hasselhoff. No, he is popular in Germany. Jerry Lewis?

These Things Never Work Out Right

The idea of a charity auction where you get to meet your favorite star or have dinner with them or attend a premiere always sounds like a great idea. You help a worthwhile cause and get to spend time with a celebrity. The problem is though that it seems the bigger the star, the more disappointing your experience. Whether it is Scarlett J just passing you a note saying hello instead of being your date to a premiere, or any number of other instances where the person donating the money feels ripped off by what they were promised and what they actually received in return, this is not unusual.

In the latest didn't get what I paid for case, TMZ is reporting that a man is suing The Lili Care Foundation because he donated $30,000 to the foundation just to get to meet Angelina Jolie. Well, two years later, Angelina still hasn't found the time to meet with him, or even send a thank you note. The foundation is trying to keep the money and probably just promising the guy they will send him an autographed copy of Mr. & Mrs. Smith or something. Whatever it was they offered him in return, it obviously didn't make him happy because he is suing for the return of his money, plus damages.

I think the idea of a charity auction is a good one. I do think though that, you need to limit yourself to items, and not the idea that you are actually going to get what is promised when the prize is a meeting or lunch or a date with a star. They don't care about you and you are so far down on their list of priorities that you will probably never donate again to anything. All of the above doesn't apply to Colin Firth who, as far as I know has always delivered on what has been promised.

TLC Encourages Multiple Babies

If you are someone like Nadya Suleman and you want to be a big star like your heroes Angelina Jolie and Pamela Anderson how are you going to achieve that goal? Well, if you watch TLC for any length of time the answer will come to you. It's to have multiple babies. No talent required, just a willingness to have and raise a whole bunch of babies.

Last night after the season finale of John & Kate Plus 36, TLC premiered a brand new show called Table For 12. Guess what it is about? Parents with a buttload of kids. The couple in this show have two sets of twins and one set of sextuplets. Sure, it isn't quite the 14 of Nadya Suleman, but it is still an impressive total and is the only reason the couple have a television show. If they just had the two sets of twins, they wouldn't be making money and being on television every week.

99% of potential parents would not be influenced by trying to become famous by having multiple births. However, there is definitely a percentage of couples or singles like Nadya who will do anything to become famous. Don't believe me? Why on earth would you sleep with Paris Hilton unless you wanted to be famous? People will do anything. Danny Bonaduce is getting married again. People will do anything. Multiple childbirths will be occurring more and more frequently as long as television and the world make these people famous and provide them with a great deal of money.

Kobe Bryant's Wife Is Not A Nice Person

I know there is a recession which is occurring throughout the world, unemployment is rising, and you may need a job. However, if a job opening becomes available at Kobe Bryant's house I would think about how much you value your dignity before accepting it.

Maria Jiminez formerly worked for the Bryant family. She is suing them for wrongful discharge, invasion of privacy, emotional distress and unpaid wages.

Many times you see suits by people in a situation like this and they are just suing because their former employers are rich and they figure they might as well see if they can grab on to the money train. In this case, if the facts are true she would actually collect the unpaid wages.

Anyway, although both Vanessa and Kobe are named in the suit, most of the wrath of Ms. Jiminez seems to be directed at Vanessa. Vanessa as you will recall has basically sold her soul for money at this point, and I think takes out all that frustration on her employees.

Vanessa allegedly "badgered, harassed and humiliated Maria by yelling and screaming at Maria and criticizing her in front of Kobe, the Bryant's children, employees and other people in the household."

But wait, it gets better. Apparently Maria didn't read the tag on a blouse that said dry clean only and so put it into the wash. The blouse cost $690, and so Vanessa was upset. I can understand that. What no one can understand is that to show Maria how much the blouse cost, and presumably teach her a lesson Vanessa made Maria stick her hand into a bag full of dog crap and retrieve the price tag from the blouse.

Yeah. Sounds like a fun place to work.

Bye Bye Denise Richards

It wasn't the first week, but America caught on pretty quickly that they needed to boot Denise Richards from Dancing With The Stars. You know you must get on the nerves of the public when Holly Madison is more popular than you. You know it also sucks for Denise that Holly spent half the week in Las Vegas trying to make money doing promotional appearances. Apparently the $200K each dancer gets isn't enough for Holly.

The rest of the cast and crew is probably thrilled that Denise is gone. Voted the worst contestant by the crew in terms of temperament and likability in the history of the show, the crew probably sang show tunes on the way home celebrating. They may have also sang The Wicked Witch Is Dead. It really comes down to personal preference about what makes you happy.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which hot actor is clueless about his GF’s cocaine addiction? His lady waits until he’s off promoting a film before throwing wild drug bashes at their home.

Today's Blind Items

This young Golden Globe winner/nominee actress who is probably C list, but with B list name recognition sticks primarily to movies and has won multiple awards. What doesn't stick to her apparently is food. Last night at dinner, she ate dinner, excused herself and promptly rid herself of it in the bathroom. She came out after and ordered dessert. Another trip to the bathroom and she was ready to go home. To be fair, my spy saw her go into the bathroom after dessert, but didn't follow our actress to find out if she threw up dessert as well. Her male companion paid the bill, but I'm wondering why even bother to go out or buy our actress a meal if that is what she is going to do.

Random Photos Part One - Four Hugh's In One Post!!

Dave gets married. Dave gets the top spot. Seems pretty simple to me.
Amber Tamblyn got beat out by Dave, but I know she will understand. Amber is one of my most favorite people in the world, and I'm glad she walked a red carpet so I could post her photo. - ECA
Christina Applegate working the crowd and signing autographs at Letterman.
Oh Claire. You broke your smiling streak. I don't think she will ever beat 5 in a row again. This is the Claire Danes we have all grown to know. Hugh Dancy still seems pretty happy though.
It is always good to see Edie Falco and James Gandolfini posing together.
Fran Drescher also looks great.
Not so much though for Gretchen Mol. I feel like she is going to slap my hand with a ruler while she teaches school in a one room schoolhouse.
Hugh Grant on the set of his new movie. Judging by the horrified expression on his face, I'm guessing he might just have come from a love scene with Sarah Jessica Parker.
I have no idea if this is Holly Hunter trying to be sexy, or if she has something caught in her teeth.
I don't think I could pull off a plaid suit like Hugh Jackman here. I think I would look like I was wearing some big bedspread or something.
Hugh Laurie again today, but this time with no velvet.
All of my favorite people are in the blog today, including Jena Malone. I love Jena.
I wish that reality show with Joe Pantoliano would come back. He is one cranky guy, but it was really good.
Molly Sims has no problem with the trapeze.
Ditto for Brooke Burke. And on a side note, how strong is she to be able to do that, hold it for a photo and smile all at the same time.
Mischa Barton on the other hand looks very confused.Natural for her. Don't think I cherry picked this photo either. I went through 20, and she doesn't come close to lifting off the ground with it.
Kotton Mouth Kings - New York
Doesn't it seem like to you that Mary Kate Olsen's clothes always make it look like she is slouching. They always look so heavy, like they are pulling her down with their weight.
Natasha Bedingfield and her new husband.
Nicole Richie and her maybe never going to be husband.
Who stands like that? Pee pee dance anyone?

Sheep Farmers With Way Too Much Time On Their Hands

I'm sure there is not a great deal of excitement when you raise sheep. So, these farmers took matters into their own hands to alleviate their boredom. They also had the help of Samsung, who foot the bill. Definitely worth 3 minutes of your time.

Daily MIrror Blind Item

Which star is desperate for her lover to be in a saucy movie with her and has bought PVC and whips?

Time For Screech To Make Another Porno

Apparently despite all of the money he has made over the past few years off his fans and porn, Dustin Diamond aka Screech is out of money again. It has got so bad that he is being sued by his electric company for not paying his bill. The company is suing him for $2,079.00 which is a hell of a high electric bill, but I guess when you have those cameras taping you having sex with whatever Saved By The Bell groupie you can find or just watch reruns of the old show so you can remember the only positive time in your life, then that dial on the meter is going to spin a little faster.

When Screech first ran out of money a few years ago and asked fans to donate, he squandered all of that good will with his behavior and attitude since. I don't think anyone is going to help him now and they didn't help him a few months ago when he had his car repossessed.

I honestly don't care what happens to him and hope he ends up having to sit in his house, in the dark, and with no car. Serves him right.

Terminal Patient Wants To Look Like Demi Moore

Last Friday in Your Turn I asked all of you what you would do if you only had 30 days to live. Well, Lisa Connell has inoperable brain cancer. She was diagnosed in 2006 and really doesn't know how much longer she has left to live. Well, her desire and wish is to spend $60,000 on plastic surgery so she can spend the rest of her life looking like her idol, Demi Moore.

Wow. Well, I guess it is her life and we shouldn't judge how she wants to spend the last part of her life. Just think if they came up with a cure though, do you think she would regret spending all of that money to look like Demi? Is she she doing it because she wants to see what it would be like, or because she has nothing else on which to spend her money?

"People think I'm crazy for doing this, but I know it will make my last months or years happier. When I was young I used to watch Demi Moore in films like Ghost and I longed to look like her. I want to die beautiful, so this is my way of taking back control of my body."

Judging from the photo above, which is courtesy of US Weekly, I would say that she is really beautiful as it is and definitely doesn't need to look like Demi Moore. With that being said, who am I to advise someone what to do when they have an indeterminate amount of time left to live. Also, I think that when it comes to plastic surgery, it really is up to the person getting the surgery. If it makes them happy, then that is really all that matters.

Demi has said that she thinks the woman is already beautiful and doesn't want her to get the plastic surgery.

David Cook Hates His Fans

If I were David Cook, I would be probably doing everything I could do try and stay relevant in the music world. Part of that would be making sure I didn't do anything to irritate whatever fan base he has remaining. When I listen to the radio I'm not hearing a lot of David Cook music. I also expect that with a new Idol winner and lots of other Idol contestants doing better than he does, that he will be joining the Soul Patrol and Taylor Hicks tour and giving away free tickets to anyone who wants to see them.

Taylor, if you will remember, won American Idol just a few years ago and has fallen so far that for his show in LA last week he had to give away tickets for free in order to get anyone to come.

Anyway, the point of all this is that David Cook went on his MySpace page and blasted his fans for trying to get on his bus or in his hotel room, and putting signs on his bus. Ummm. Isn't that what being a rock star is all about? It is very easy to make sure they don't know where you are. This is all part of the game. Can you imagine someone from the Rolling Stones in their heyday saying this? Hell, not just them, but any musician. It shows you have made it. Now, David could be upset because they are all underage or all over the age of 80. Who knows.

"This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties," he says, "and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you."

He concludes: "I hope this doesn't come off as harsh. I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up."

So, basically what he is saying, is come to the shows and spend your money, and then leave us alone and don't bother us unless you are paying for the privilege. Even if you have had a stalker or something, which he hasn't, then you just increase your security, you don't go on your MySpace and lecture your fans on fan etiquette. If I were one of his fans, I would tell him off.

As usual, I have linked to the page so you can read the comments. This was the best one I saw.

I don't even know who the hell this guy is. Someone told me to read this. This guy's a douche. You wouldn't last two freaking seconds in the music world I live in. Piss off.

Nicely said sir.

Rihanna And Wilmer Valderrama?

If Rihanna is trying to show us that she is moving on from Chris Brown, I'm not sure any of us would have chosen Wilmer Valderrama for her. Now, I'm not saying they are dating, but according to The Mirror, the pair were spotted at Geisha House together last week. Wilmer owns some of Geisha House and so I'm sure he was ordering her whatever she wanted and acting like Mr. Big Shot. But, lets face it. When is the last time you saw Wilmer work, or be noticed for anything except for his willingness to f**k anything that walks. A guy who has been with Lindsay, Paris, Ashlee Simpson, and Mandy Moore would probably like to add Rihanna to his belt just for the publicity it would bring.

In the report I read there was none of that they only had eyes for each other garbage or the whole it's early but this could be the real thing nonsense. I hate reading that stuff. It treats us all like idiots. It's kind of like the Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer story today where it says they broke up because he loves to Twitter. Please. So, what? He can smoke pot with her all day, but can't take a few minutes to Twitter without her wanting to break up? That's the most ridiculous thing I have heard. Oh, except for Wilmer and Rihanna together. That would be ridiculous.

Octo-Mom Fires Her Free Nannies - May Become Porn Star

I have been staying away from the Octo-Mom posts, but I just couldn't ignore the fact that she fired the absolutely free Angels In Waiting, in part because it appears she couldn't handle Gloria Allred coming over to her house everyday. Also, it seems Octo-Mom thought they were just doing it for the publicity. Gasp! A Gloria Allred group doing something for publicity. Shocker. The fired nannies will be taping an episode of Dr. Phil today.

The thing is that Nadya Suleman is giving up hundreds of thousands of dollars in free child care and she says she is going to hire her own nannies. Notice the phrase, going to. Has not done so yet. It is just her. With four octuplets home now, plus the six she already has, she is taking care of 10 children by herself.

One company that has also offered free child care is Vivid. You might not know Vivid, but they are an adult video company that are responsible for giving us the Kim Kardashian sex tape and setting back porn 20 years. Apparently they have offered Nadya $1M to tape a reality show at her house and will provide her with free 24 hour care. The catch? All the nannies will be porn stars. Trained of course, but still porn stars. Further, Nadya would have to agree to appear semi-nude in a XXX movie. She doesn't have to have sex, but does need to pose topless.

I'm wondering now if the other 4 octuplets will have to stay in the hospital now because I doubt they will be released until she gets some childcare. Maybe she should call Michael Jackson.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which TV heartthrob had to wait until a young starlet’s mom walked away before he could hit on her at a party?

Today's Blind Items

First, an update from last week. The actor who recently lost his 15 year escort is NOT Tom Cruise or Ben Affleck. Yes, I know everyone loves Ben for all blinds, but it is neither actor.


Now, for today. Another B lister. He does a mix of television and movies, but he is making his money and fame on this hit network drama. He never had much success in movies even though he used to do them exclusively. Anyway, he has a non celebrity career wife and child(ren). Lately, he has been attending many of her work functions, and one thing led to another and he is now sleeping with his wife's secretary.

Random Photos Part One

Gomez - Charlotte (Thanks Sarah)
Britney Spears looks pretty good here.
Damn. Now I am going to have to watch The Dentist tonight. Oh. I could watch Major League instead. Although I will say that Corbin Bernsen seems a little old to be wearing tennis shoes like this.
Ashton Kutcher probably got his butt kicked after he posted this photo of Demi Moore to the world.
Is Fergie putting bronzer in her part?
Definitely random. From L to R, Bill Nighy, Talulah Riley, Rhys Ifans & Gemma Arterton
Geri Haliwell's outfit just looks like a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.
Well at least Heidi Klum and Seal didn't start making out at the playground. It could have scarred their children for life.
It's been awhile since Hugh Laurie made the photos.
And it's hard to believe, but I think this is the first time Harland Williams has ever been on the site.
Jonah Hill is one funny guy.
Jeremy Piven just looks like a barrel of laughs doesn't he?
And Kirsten Dunst shows us how we all feel when we hear she is starring in a new movie.
And later that night, Katie Price...
I'm not sure how pool water is supposed to be fresh. Have you ever got a mouthful of pool water?
As you can probably guess it was a little windy in LA over the weekend. Mandy Moore looks really good. Ryan Adams still looks like a tool.
I'm guessing The Naked Cowboy doesn't work much in the winters.
Apparently Nicole Murphy enjoys stalker boyfriends and Michael Strahan doesn't mind being cheated on everyday.
Nicole Richie looking amazing in BlackBook Magazine.
Mourners at the Natasha Richardson funeral included family as well as friends such as:
Ethan Hawke, and
Matthew Broderick & Sarah Jessica Parker, and
Ralph Fiennes, and
Stanley Tucci.
You have to love a celebrity who brings his own Sharpie.
Is Paul Rudd wearing velvet?
Apparently Reese Witherspoon celebrates St. Patrick's Day every day of the year.
One of my current favorites, Simon Pegg.
Always a favorite is Seth Rogen who called Lindsay Lohan a liar over the weekend and said she had never called him.
Love the Gob look on Will Arnett.
Scenes from Where The Wild Things Are.

Zac Efron Wants To Be Thor

Zac Efron sure does know how to win over studio executives. For the past 8 months, Zac has been involved in Footloose. Everything has been moving forward and getting ready to shoot, and then Zac put a screeching halt to the whole thing last week when he dropped out of the movie. Apparently Zac doesn't want to dance to a bunch of Kenny Loggins songs and make out with Lori Singer and Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh, wait, that was the original Footloose. The good one with the Penn brother that people actually liked.

Anyway, Zac doesn't want to be known as a guy who only does singing and dancing and wants to be taken seriously as an actor. I think he tried that with that Me And Orson Welles thing. Notice it hasn't been released yet even though it was supposed to be in the middle of last year. That should give you an idea of how great the acting is.

I don't know why Zac would just throw away good money. Maybe he thinks he can be Thor or some kind of hero franchise. What heroes are left anyway? Oooh, maybe he can be Barnacle Boy if they ever do a live action version. I don't know what he is going to do, but he sure isn't going to be playing chicken with a tractor.

TLC Going On Tour

I don't usually write about bands going on tour, because, lets face it they all go on tour and it would get boring and monotonous. It has to be pretty special for me to talk about it. You know. Zeppelin reuniting, Freddie Mercury rising from the dead, or Barney & The Wiggles together on stage. Something special.

Anyway, The T&C of TLC are getting back together and performing shows for the first time since Lisa Lopes died in 2002. Has it been that long? Damn, I am getting old. TLC is starting off their tour in Japan so I'm guessing some promoter over there must have offered them a bunch of money, and now hopefully it will extend from there and be one last world tour.

On her Twitter account, Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins said that tour practice starts today for the pair and that they will be performing 17 songs.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which OCD celeb is so scared of germs that she insists on having her toilet replaced in every hotel she stays in?

Scarlett Johansson Is A Clone

I get all kinds of e-mails from all kinds of people from all over the world. Sometimes, the e-mails tend to be a little on the "I bet this person lives alone" side, but they are all still fun to read. Speaking of living alone, this e-mail came from Serge. I ignored it the first ten times that Serge sent it to me, but obviously it is important to Serge and it is about a celebrity, so I guess we can give Serge a chance to express his opinions. Plus, Scarlett is on the cover of Paris Vogue anyway, so it gives me an excuse to post the photo without having to write something about her. I just let Serge handle the writing part.

Oh, and I wouldn't dream of adding or deleting anything. This is all Serge. If Serge is to be believed, Ryan Reynolds is also under the control of clones.

IT IS NOT A SPAM, but if you received that message second and plus time JUST CLICK DELETE button and have a nice day. Don't feel bad, please understand original Scarlett's family very desperate to shut down that humiliating antichristian "actress" clones line career development. Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson ?actress? actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career, surname Galabekian, because of adoption happened in 1992. Clones was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett's family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorize personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!

Her close friend

Serge G.

P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.

Katie Holmes Paid $40,000 For This?

Remember when the Cruise family was in Tokyo a few weeks ago and Katie showed up to an event with the extensions and the smile and actually looked like someone who was happy and normal, if only for a few minutes? Well allegedly she paid about $40,000 for that makeover which allegedly included, extensions, dental veneers, and premium makeup. So, let me get this straight. She paid $40,000 for it two weeks ago and now looks like this? I would ask for my damn money back.

Here is a guy thing to ask, but doesn't it take forever and hurt not a little to get hair extensions put in your hair, especially when she had her entire head done? How long did she leave them in? A week? Why? I think we all know why. Tom prefers the look above. The teenage boy look with the baggy, horrible looking jeans. I think she looks awful and if she really did spend $40K for basically one night, I think that is a horrible waste of money. I actually think she probably just wore a wig that night. I think the 40K story has got to be wrong. She would leave them in longer if they were extensions right? She probably wears a lot of wigs.

On a positive note, I'm glad they finally let Suri actually walk somewhere.

You Just Have To Love News Of The World

I don't know how much money News Of The World pays to people for their stories, but it seems like every week since they released that Michael Phelps photo they have been trying to outdo themselves and this week I think they have. Unless you follow UK gossip or know who Atomic Kitten is or Brian McFadden, then you probably don't know who Kerry Katona is.

Who she is, is less important than the fact that News Of The World didn't mince words at all in their first paragraph when they said that Kerry is snorting life threatening mounds of coke everyday and that she binges on speed and other pills. I mean I am having trouble thinking of any other magazine in the world that just comes right out and says something so straight forward, especially in the UK where it is much easier to lose a lawsuit.

Apparently in the past few weeks Kerry and her latest husband have been on the verge of splitting up. There have been accusations that he basically took all her money for his own use and now she is bankrupt. Oh, and that he hasn't worked his taxi driver job since they met and that he cheats on her all the time. Apparently this is distressing to Kerry and is the reason she does the coke and the pills.

I wonder how she does so much coke with her four kids running around the house. Nice huh? According to the article she did 7 grams in one day. I'm guessing if she was doing that much coke she probably wasn't spending quality time with the kids.

You have to read the article just to actually read an article that doesn't try and spin things or be vague or imply. They just come right out and say she has a hole in her nose from snorting coke. I love it. Not the fact that she has a hole, but just the fact they say it, and they put it in BOLD capitalized letters.

Lisa Ling's Sister Held In North Korea

Over the weekend I saw that two female American reporters had been grabbed by the North Korean government at the North Korea/Chinese border and were probably being given a really hard time and will be used as pawns in some kind of geo-political chess match. I made myself impressed by typing that last part.

I figured that no one will really pay attention and that it would probably take a few weeks and then we would trade something that no one understands and the two reporters would be freed. But, now I think all of that might be out the window because the North Koreans have themselves someone (Laura Ling) who is basically two degrees of separation from Barbara Walters and will probably just hold on to the reporters until Barbara comes over there and sits down for a one on one interview or agrees to bring The View to the country for a week.

How long was Lisa Ling on The View? It seems like she was on from the beginning and then she left and they brought in Elisabeth Hasselback. I'm a little confused on who begat who in the whole View timeline.

To me this is interesting because, honestly, I know that most Americans probably didn't even notice the two women were captured, but now they will because, even though Laura Ling is only the sister of a minor celebrity who was once a host on The View, it is still something that will capture the attention of everyone and I'm interested to see how this all plays out. It is also fascinating that stories like what happened to Jennifer Hudson's family or to the brother of Mark Ruffalo would all escape our notice, if it were not for the fact that they were related to a celebrity no matter how well known. I can't decided if that is good or bad or that we should be shamed because we don't care about things unless there is a celebrity involved.

Michael Jackson Wants Another Baby

I understand that Michael Jackson has three biological children or as close to biological as he can get. I also understand there is not much I, or anyone can do to keep him from having another biological child. However, when I saw a report over in the Express that he has been in touch with a British adoption agency about adopting a baby, I have to say that I hope someone puts a stop to it. I can't imagine actually voluntarily choosing to give a child to him. All you are doing is saying, "hmmm. I really want this child to be messed up for the rest of his life."

You can't honestly believe that Prince Michael the I and II and Paris are going to be normal adults. They are going to be as messed up as daddy. My guess is he keeps moving from country to country and state to state so no child protective services ever has the chance to get organized and arrange for a visit or ever receives a complaint.

If some adoption agency ever says he is the best choice for a parent, I think their license should be revoked. There is no way they can honestly look at other parents waiting in line and say, "yeah, we think he is going to be a better parent."

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which closeted TV icon enjoys “watersports” in his bedroom? His steady stream of gentleman callers are a little grossed out by it.