Yes, it is that time again. And yes, Hugh Jackman is in it and Raoul Bova, but you will have to settle for something less than full frontal for them. I think you will still enjoy them though and all the other actors who have entered the world of full frontal. Click here to enjoy.
Don't ever let it be said that Russell Brand doesn't care about the multiple women he has sex with each night. It turns out that if you are his end of the day women he sends you on your way the next morning with complimentary bathrobes. Sure, he takes their shoes, but they got the enjoyable experience of getting to have sex with as guy who might even take the time to learn your name. For more photos of his latest groupies in their new robes, click here. (Warning the site is NSFW, but Jesus will be happy you came. No, not that Jesus. Sure it is Good Friday, but this is Jesus Martinez.)
#1 & #2 - This aging C list actor has been as high as A list and as low as a D lister. His A list status came from television and that is where he has tended to stay. He has been in this space before. Anyway, I don't know what kind of open relationship he has with his wife (F list movie actress), but at a party the other night he and his wife attended, our actor met a female fan who wanted some special time with our actor. Although certainly not what one would call attractive, our actor obliged by taking her into a smaller banquet room for 20 minutes. They then came back out and our actor and his wife continued their night.
#3 - This C list movie actress who came into her A list name recognition through a hit television show no longer on the air has always thought very highly of herself. But this is ridiculous, and shows you what an idiot she is. When she sees a homeless person on the street asking for money she stops and gives them her autograph and tells them to sell it on e-bay. I assume she thinks all homeless people have some type of wireless laptop they carry around with them and a way to collect the money.
#4 & #5 - This C list actress and reality star with A list name recognition has been married for a little while to this celebutard. She might be finally catching on to the fact he is only after her money. How so? He wants her to foot the bill for a brand new $500K recording studio at their house.
The nerds of the world will probably be breaking out their Dungeons & Dragons boards tonight. One of the two creators of the game, Dave Arneson has passed away. RIP.
Rashida Jones looks like she is ready to go to Hawaii. Oh, and she looks great.
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. They do absolutely everything together which I think is great. Could you imagine them ever making a statement like Gwyneth Paltrow about how it's wrong to walk the red carpet with your husband or not necessary. When you see Will & Amy you realize how pretentious and out of touch Gwyneth and Chris are with reality.
I believe the book is called Priceless Memories. Uh huh. I would like to read the the stories of the hidden Price Is Right. That would be a good book. I want to know if anyone ever snorted coke off the Plinko game or had sex in the showcase before the show.
Bruce Dern & David Carradine. They kind of resemble each other.
That is Ben Folds and what I believe are his children. They may in fact be props lent to him for this red carpet appearance.
Ditto with Amy Grant.
You would be correct in assuming that Bai Ling is in the new movie Crank with Jason Statham and Amy Smart. Bai would also like everyone to know that she has not and will not ever have sex with Mickey Rourke.
Benjamin McKenize brings his own handcuffs to the party. He might be propositioning Regis. Anyway, unlike his fellow OC alum, Mischa Barton, he actually has a career. That new show Southland he is in is really good.
Long time no see Clint Black. Apparently they did not provide Clint with prop children.
A first time appearance I think for Chris Pratt.
The randomness of the day goes to Dita von Teese, Sophia Bush, and Amy Smart.
Gavin Rossdale - Los Angeles
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Henney. I have no idea what the pointing index finger means.
The very lovely Iman. This was taken in New York so maybe she is off to kill Heidi Klum and come to the American version of Project Runway. Of course she could just be there promoting her new handbags, one of which she is carrying.
Projected movie title for the life story of Suri Cruise - "The girl who never walks." She will be 3 next week. At what point do they let the girl just walk? They bring her to playgrounds and carry her from thing to thing. Do they have some strange Xenu rule that says you can't touch the ground before a certain age?
Leona Lewis - Los Angeles
The woman on the right facing the camera is Kristen Bell. The blurry woman on the left is Lisa Rinna. You should be grateful it is blurry. No, seriously. OK, I will let you see.
Warned you.
Melora Hardin not only has a new television show coming out on FX, but also a brand new movie she wrote and directed and did the catering for and produced, and cleaned the honey wagon, and so much more.
The very lovely Mindy Kaling.
Orlando Bloom always seems to look exactly the same in every photo.
When you point the fingers like Ryan Cabrera, it really is more of a scissor thing than anything else. Oh, it could be disguising the middle finger.
A rare sighting of Rachel Leigh Cook.
The always hilarious Rainn Wilson.
In a deposition Thursday, both of Caylee Anthony's grandparents were asked about Casey Anthony and whether they thought she had anything to do with the death of Caylee. If you want to read a lot of the quotes from the deposition, you can click here. But the gist of it is that Caylee's grandfather still buys the story that Casey was kidnapped and killed by the nanny.
Meanwhile, grandma says that while Casey sometimes lies, she thinks she is doing it now to protect Caylee and the rest of the family. What does that mean? I will tell you what it means. I still don't believe that grandma and grandpa didn't know what was going on or what went on. They would have to be the densest people on earth. Of course, the fact they still believe the nanny did it kind of makes it seem they really are that dense.
I thought we would do something light and fun this week. First of all it has been awhile since I let you plug what you want to plug, whether it be a website, band, charity, garage sale, or a new way to remove grout from your tub. In addition to that though, I would love to know the answer to this question. If you could reach out and touch any person in the entire world, who would it be?
So much for all of the talk about how Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson were sure to make it this time. In Touch is reporting that Kate and Owen have broken up again. This time for good. Uh huh. Owen, who apparently sees something in Kate that no other human being sees asked Kate to marry him. She said no. They tried to make a go out of it after he asked, but it just wasn't going to work.
I'm not sure why they ever got back together in the first place. I think the first time around kind of showed it was probably not the most healthy of relationship situations for Owen, but he obviously has some kind of feelings for Kate. It is too bad for him that Kate didn't have those same feelings for him. Hopefully he will be ok. We all know what happened last time she broke up with him. I guess we can look for all the heart broken Owen Wilson stories in the next few weeks which will run alongside all of the Kate Hudson and her new man stories and how she has never been happier. Either that or she is focusing on her work and being a great mom.
Which sensual singer tells his girlfriends that although he’s straight, he still receives oral pleasure from other men — then fumes when they suggest he’s bisexual?
Do you remember last week when Nadya Suleman stated explicitly that she wasn't going to do a reality show? Do you remember she said, "I wish the cameras would all just go away?" Well, this week she is an entirely new woman and her lawyer confirmed they have been in discussions with producers about filming a reality show and will pick the producer they want to do business with in the next week or so.
Now, of course you have to understand that she is not doing this for herself. She is doing it for the kids. She does everything for the kids. Spending thousands of dollars at MAC? It's for the kids? $5000 at BeBe over a one week period? It's all for her lovely children. The jacuzzi tub installed in her bathroom? For the kids. The new welfare she is applying for? The kids of course. See, Nadya says that $2000 a month for formula is something she just can't afford so she is going to take advantage of the federal program WIC which basically provides formula, milk, cereal and some other basics to kids so they don't starve. Because Nadya has 14 kids, she would have to earn more than $115K a year to not qualify. Well, I am sure they will rig the payments somehow so she doesn't. Meanwhile she can keep spending that $2000 a month on clothes, or saving up for plastic surgery.
Billy Bob Thornton was still in Canada as of last night. I don't actually think you can get kicked out of Canada for being rude, but he is giving it a really good shot. Last night his band played in Toronto. Now, remember the audiences are there to see Willie Nelson and so please don't think people were actually spending their hard earned money to see Billy Bob Thornton.
Anyway, just like Britney did in Vancouver, Billy Bob stopped playing after three songs so he could explain some of his derogatory remarks he made towards Canadians and why he sounded like an a-hole on the radio show.
Here is how that whole thing went with the crowd. (From The Toronto Star)
"It seems as if when I say something it's in the news."
When that drew boos, Thornton continued: "Boo all you want, but I want to say something.... We're really happy to be here, but I need to say something. I talked to this a--hole yesterday.
"I sat down and talked with this guy. He and his producers say, `We promise you we won't say that' (meaning references to Thornton's acting career). The very first thing they said was that.
"I don't really like sensationalism," he added. "If you look someone in the eyes and promise them something, and you don't do it, you don't get the interview. That's the way it goes."
The explanation was met by further boos and catcalls of, "Here comes the gravy."
Damn you have to love Canadians. What that shows is they all watched or listened to the interview when BBT referred to Canadians as mashed potatoes without gravy. That is surely a way to make people fall in love with you.
A reporter from the Toronto Star interviewed BBT before the show last night and said that BBT was covered in thick facial makeup and chain smoking cigarettes. Just that description makes me ill. Billy Bob didn't sound contrite last night. Didn't say he made a mistake. He blamed it all on the DJ from the show, and that he, BBT loves all Canadians. Yeah, well I don't think they love you back.
Nick Hogan wanted to move to California from Florida. Apparently someone owed someone a favor and Nick got a job at a record company here. So, Nick didn't want to walk to work or take a bus or anything else that would keep California's citizens safe. Nope. He wanted to drive. Well, California said it wouldn't recognize the license Florida gave him which was restricted to driving to and from work.
Hmmm. What to do? Well Nick's lawyer asked if Nick could just have a regular California driver's license. "Well sure," the state said. So, now because the California license is valid in every state, Nick can drive in any state but Florida. See, Florida decided to not enter any of his past driving information on the national database, so as far as any other state goes, Nick has a clean driving record.
It just seems like a really convenient way to get a license when you shouldn't have one. So, what that means I guess is that every drunk driver who gets his license restricted in Florida can just come out to California and get a brand new license. The trick, and lets face it, it is a trick doesn't work if the license has been suspended, but it does work as long as you have some kind of license even if that license only allows you to drive for an hour a day to go to your parole officer. Come to California and we will give you a full license.
Oh, and according to Nick's attorney, Nick wants to get back into drift racing, but at this point is not competing competitively. Umm. So, he's driving a million miles an hour, just not against anyone? Oh, well sure, he has shown he is responsible enough to do that. Damn I hate this family.
The worst actor to have a lead role on television, David Caruso, has been sued by his ex-girlfriend. According to her, David has been a bad, bad boy. Actually that makes it sound like he was playfully wrong. He was pretty much a prick to her. From yelling at her for four hours to the point where she actually had to puke, to calling her a birthing cow when she refused to abort their first child.
Nice guy huh? Well, he has never had what one would describe as a sociable personality. Apparently David has quite the stash of 70's porn. I'm sure it is just for research purposes only. The stash of porn isn't just a couple of magazines and a few video tapes. Nope. It is considered to be huge as in just about every commercially released porno from the 70's. It's no wonder David can't act, he doesn't have time for anything but to watch his porn. Oh, he also had time to "raise his hand" to his girlfriend when she was pregnant with their second child.
David is such a sweet guy that he served her a paternity action when she came home from delivering their second child. So, fast forward a little while, and she and Caruso came to a deal whereby he would pay her $1M, but he backed out after a couple weeks. He was probably insecure about his ability to ever get hired again for an acting job if CSI Miami goes off the air.
It will be interesting to see how David responds to the lawsuit. I know he is going to say she cheated on him. He once accused her of wanting to sleep with Billy Dee Williams. I didn't even know Lando Calrissian is still alive. He is, and he is and just turned 72 this week, so happy birthday Billy Dee. I remember when he used to do Colt .45 commercials. The beer, not the gun.
This should be very interesting.
According to People, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr are expecting a baby. The funny thing is this news came out yesterday, but neither of their representatives have confirmed it as of yet. That seems odd, but I'm sure it is only a matter of time. It is shocking to me because I really didn't think Sarah let him have sex with her except on very special occasions, like their honeymoon. The good news is that hopefully this will get Sarah to stop smoking and maybe keep her distracted enough so Freddie can escape the house and get some work. Is he even actually still alive? Talk about dropping off the face of the acting planet. Yeah, yeah. He shot a pilot. That doesn't count. He was movie, movie, movie, and then who is Freddie Prinze? I have seen SMG out and about, but I haven't seen Freddie in forever and he hasn't had anything be released in about a year. The last time he showed up in public at an event was sometime last year. According to WireImage, the last time he was photographed at an event with SMG was 2007. I know Gwyneth and Chris do that, but they are off their rocker. Every other couple always does the red carpet together.
So, you are saying, hey they are just a stay at home couple. Yeah, but in the past year she has appeared on at least 16 red carpets all without Freddie. There has always been something strange about this pair. If they are having a baby, then congratulations and hopefully the attention will get Freddie a job or his pilot picked up at least, and SMG will learn some compassion for others.
Ever since Judas Jack-Off made his smarmy debut, I do think it’s fair to say Toothy Tile’s been breathing a tad easier. Of course, Toothy went so far back into the proverbial closet, I think the only heavy panting T.T. ever does anymore is when he and the GF moon over Pottery Barn chenille throws together. Back to Jack-Off: The dog’s still trying to finagle the old BF into sex again—and I think he’s damn close to succeeding.
After all, Judas is impossibly sexy (some say too much so, but I think of beauty like Kate Bosworth does thinness, never can have too much of that stuff!). He’s hard to resist. Especially when he’s lying to the ditched boyfriend and telling him they can still go off and get married like they'd originally planned, only he just has to “hang out” a little bit longer with the fake girlfriend his management set him up with.
Look, you cretin publicity whore with killer dimples (I mean the ones on your rock-hard ass, not your innocent little face), you’re screwing with the feelings of a man who loves you. This ain’t no Rock Hudson movie. It’s real life. And unless you want some pathetic kind of lying, lonely ending like Hudson himself got, quit effing with people’s lives, starting with your own.
It Ain’t:
Taylor Kistch
Chris Evans
Chris Pine
This foreign born singer who has been in this space before, doesn't even disguise her dislike of her celebrity husband. When she is drunk, her favorite game is to put her husband on speaker phone and let everyone around her listen while she yells at him, calls him names, and humiliates him as much as possible. No matter what though, he still hasn't left.
Christian Louboutin and David Lynch put together an exhibit called Fetish. How can you not put that on top?
There were so few photos today that I ended up having to put up this photo of Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen. Yeah, it might not be the greatest, but it is better than the Sam Ronson Benji Madden photo I almost posted. I just couldn't see Benji in another sideways baseball cap, slouching, and pretending to be tough.
Yeah, yeah, it's Ashlee Simpson. Oh, I just realized she had a song entitled that. Anyway, the reason I posted the photo is the yellow. Yes, it is a person and it is Ashlee's assistant. Explain to me again why Ashlee needs an assistant. Is she that busy? I'm glad she is doing her part for the economy, but she has an assistant here and someone is home with Brooklyn Junglebook so she presumably has a nanny also. Does it just make her feel really important to have an assistant?
Are those pooka shells around Brad's neck? Maybe his kids made him a necklace of fruit loops.
This is Dara Torres. She has won 12 Olympic medals in swimming. At the 2008 Olympics she won 3 silver medals at the age of 41. She has competed in five Olympic games. She was at a book signing yesterday in Ridgewood, New Jersey.
Also in Ridgewood yesterday was Kathy Ireland signing her latest book.
Apparently being a former super model and SI cover girl gets you the mayor of the city, police, and fire fighters and a key to the city. Kathy has yet to compete in an Olympic Games, but she did star in Loaded Weapon. I think it sucks that the city ignored Dara and that the mayor decided he just wanted to get his chance to meet Kathy because he probably fantasized about her when she guested on Charles In Charge.
Jeff Beck - Philadelphia
Josh Duhamel is not a bad looking guy. Tell me again why he is married to Fergie.
Kim Kardashian thinks she would be perfect for a role in Twilight or as a Bond girl. Umm, she couldn't even give off a decent performance in porn so I don't know why she thinks mainstream acting will be easier. That is Brittny Gastineau sitting next to her.
Molly Shannon surfing in Hawaii.
The baby has escaped from the iPhone.
Nicole Richie doesn't even look pregnant.
When you can see that many bones on a chest, you are way too skinny. Can you imagine seeing it up close and in person. It has to be awful.
I didn't think Brittany Murphy would actually get a real job in acting again. When you get fired off a cartoon you know that you have really ticked people off in the industry. This does pose other problems as well. Brittany managed to snag a role in a popcorn flick and didn't have to resort to acting in indies or anything like that. Now, Dina Lohan's daughter is going to think she can get the same kind of movie and so won't ever get her life together. The unfortunate movie which will have Brittany Murphy's services is The Expendables which stars Sylvester Stallone who also wrote the screenplay and is directing it. Also in the movie are Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren and Mickey Rourke. Brittany plays the girlfriend of Mickey Rourke and also has to sing.
I think the reason Brittany wanted this role so much is because it is being filmed in South America. She probably thinks she can get what she needs cheaper there and cut out the middleman.
I hate drunk drivers. I especially hate drunk drivers who, after being arrested for drunk driving keep on drinking and driving. Early this morning Nick Adenhart, a 22 year old pitcher for the Anaheim Angels and two other people in the car in which he was in were killed when they were hit by a man who ran a red light. The man who red the red light was driving on a suspended license for a DUI conviction and was drunk when he hit the car carrying four people. He then fled the scene but was caught by the police shortly thereafter.
I don't think there is ever an excuse for drunk driving. I especially don't understand why after being convicted of drunk driving you continue to do it. Presumably if you are arrested for it you realize how lucky you were that nothing happened to anyone while you were driving and are enough of a human to never risk doing it again. Obviously this guy didn't learn that lesson and now three people are dead and one seriously injured is still in the hospital.
All the attention and focus so far has been on the Angels pitcher who had pitched last night and was making his fourth start in the major leagues. But don't forget the other two people who also had their lives tragically cut short. Just because they are not professional athletes doesn't mean they should not be remembered also.
You know how I feel about auctions and celebrities. I think you are much better off bidding on something signed or something that can come in the mail rather than the meet and greet or having a meal with them. That being said, guys who promise lunch have a much better track record of delivering on their promises than the women who make such a deal. So, if you are willing to take the chance, a plethora of actors have made themselves available for lunch in an auction to benefit the Adrienne Shelly Foundation. Besides Jon Hamm or Paul Rudd you can dine with Hamm's "Mad Men" co-star John Slattery, Kevin Smith, Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion, Patrick Duffy, David Schwimmer, Julianna Margulies and others. The auctions are scheduled to end April 16.
If you want to bid, you can click here. If you want to learn more about the Adrienne Shelly Foundation, you can click here.
I know many of you have already seen the video of Billy Bob Thornton being a prick to a Canadian radio host this week. It is not just that he is an a-hole in the interview, but that he is a huge hypocrite at the same time. Billy Bob gets all ticked off at the host because the host mentioned Billy Bob's acting career when he apparently was only supposed to talk about music and how Billy Bob is a musician and not mention that it is a hobby, and blah blah blah.
Well at one point the host asks, "I'm happy to interview you guys as a band, but for the listeners I'm giving context to who you are. That's part of your trajectory isn't it?"
Billy Bob said, "Not really."
Oh really? Then why are you having two movies coming out this year? Are you making money as a musician? Hell no. If you don't want to be considered an actor, that's fine. Go do your Joaquin Phoenix thing, and only do music. Quit acting. Focus entirely on music. But you know what? He won't do that. He loves making money, having sex with as many women as possible and being treated like a star. Does he honestly think any radio station would be at all interested in interviewing a band that had sold as few records as Billy's band? Hell no. The only reason he is getting any interviews is because he is Billy Bob the actor. If he wants to be judged only on his music, then fine. Call himself Frank and release that same music and lets see how many radio stations want to talk to him. What an ass. If you haven't seen the video, it is worth your time.
Sure, the cynic in me wanted to say that Rihanna spending time with a leukemia patient was all for public sympathy and to make people like her again and talk about her without referring to the beating she suffered. But, the problem is after reading the article, it is pretty obvious that she really cared for the little girl with whom she spent time. Plus, she got People Magazine to write the article so you know it is going to be even more sappy and emotional. I think they put their best team of sympathy writers on the article.
Last week, when Rihanna left Hawaii to go to New York, it was specifically for the purpose of seeing this girl for one hour. One hour. That is crazy to fly all that way for just one hour. Well one hour turned into two which turned into three and would have been even longer but the girl fell asleep. When you read the article you can see the good Rihanna can do for a lot of girls and women who look up to her. Hopefully she will take advantage of that.
I don't have a lot of desire to see the movie Observe And Report. I already watched the other mall cop movie and I also am on a bit of an anti-Seth Rogen kick right now. So, that combined with the fact that this is supposed to be darker and has Anna Faris as the lead in it, and it screams to me, just go ahead and wait to see it.
Now though it has even become more dark and scary. Apparently there is a fairly graphic scene in the movie where Anna Faris gets drunk on tequila and pills and passes out. Seth Rogen's character then proceeds to, by any definition of the word, rape her. Anna Faris is unconscious throughout the entire scene except for one brief moment when Set Rogen stops and she says, "Did I tell you to stop?" and then passes out again.
Apparently though Anna thinks that because she delivers the one line during the rape that it becomes funny. In an interview with NY Magazine who also talks about this entire scene in much more detail, Anna said, "It's like date rape — that's funny, right?"
I'm guessing there are going to be many, many women who are going to take issue with that statement by Anna. It is one thing to have a scene in a movie where a character is raped. It is quite another to have that character say that because she utters one line it suddenly makes it funny. She doesn't deny that it is date rape, just that it is funny. Maybe she should go speak to women who have been date raped, show them the scene and say, "hey, see? it's funny." I'm sure she will get lots of laughs.
During the first few shows on this current Britney Spears tour, her microphone was left off completely. Either that or she didn't feel the need to say anything to anyone. First there was the infamous bit about certain parts of her anatomy which were hanging out which she shared with the arena. Then she told a Washington DC crowd, Merry Christmas a couple of weeks ago. This is becoming more and more fun to watch.
Everyone is making a big deal out of last night and her walking off the stage for about 48 minutes, and not the "brief pause" in the concert as reported by her own people. If your concert is only 90 minutes long, 48 minutes seems like more than a brief pause. I'm wondering how many cigarettes Britney smoked while she waited for the smoke to clear in Vancouver. I think she probably needs a little break. Instead it looks like her dad and her attorneys want to add lots more shows to the tour. They won't ask Britney of course. They will just tell her where to go and to follow their rules and to keep on making them money.
As long as I'm writing about Britney, Star Magazine says she and K-Fed are having sex all the time and that Kevin's girlfriend even caught them at it once. Of course other tabloids say Kevin and his girlfriend Victoria Prince are getting married. Honestly I don't believe the story. If he was having sex with Britney and Victoria, he wouldn't weight 700 pounds.
Britney certainly has c**ks on her mind though. Last night as she was walking off the stage, she said, "Don't smoke weed! Rock out with your c**ks out! Peace motherf**kers!" I think from now on they should leave her microphone on the entire time if she is going to come up with gems like that. In case you would like to read a review of the concert last night, the Vancouver Sun has a good one.
Which seemingly straight married actor conducts his man-to-man hanky-panky in the hangar of the Santa Monica Airport?
This married B list actress from a longish running network drama has cheated on her celebrity husband three times in the past 12 days. Oh, and it isn't like this was one guy she cheated with three times. Noooo. It was three guys over the past 12 days. It is definitely an interesting way to run a marriage.
Would you let this man
drive a race car? Now, granted this photo was taken during the day, while the one above was taken later that evening. I'm just saying I would be careful if I owned that car he is going to drive. Yes, that's Adrien Brody in the background.
Dustin Hoffman and Ryan Gosling together would normally have made the top of the photos, but the Keanu Reeves mugshot photo was too good to pass up.
Which leaves Rashida Jones in 3rd. I will need to make it up to her next time.
Billy Bragg - London
The latest photo of Ashlee Simpson and her son Brooklyn Junglebook who apparently never goes outside. He's like the bubble boy.
Speaking of bubble boys, at what age is it mandatory to not wear your baseball cap sideways? And, does Benji Madden have a Paris Hilton tattoo, and if so, is it permanently infected?
I'm going to give Russell Simmons the benefit of the doubt here and assume his head is too small for the cap so the cap moved slightly.
Then they went and egged Jennifer Aniston's house.
Duff McKagen needs to eat some food. Damn he is skinny.
Yes, that is Hugh Jackman on the helicopter.
And on a zip line
And taking photos with fans. And this concludes our program, a day with Hugh Jackman.
Henry Rollins always looks like he is ready for a fight. Look at that fist clench.
The lovely Illeana Douglas.
And the not so lovely Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Even when Jamie poses for photos he looks like he whines.
Blast from the past rocker #1 is Kevin Cronin from REO Speedwagon.
And #2 is Tommy Shaw from Styx.
I doubt Jonathan Rhys Myers is listening to either band while playing basketball. Although after the game everyone did get together and sing Mr. Roboto.
I don't know if I have ever seen Diddy's ex, Kim Porter at an event alone.
Kelly Rutherford must be getting close to delivery right?
Lenny Kravitz in Paris.
While his daughter Zoe was in New York.
It has been a long time since I had Lake Bell in the photos.
Lionel Richie - Liverpool
Leelee Sobieski and her mother who looks just as good as her daughter.
Paul Rudd in London.
Also there was Jason Segel who seems to be turning into a bigger mess as this press tour continues.
Rihanna's travel schedule - April 1- Hawaii. April 2 - New York - April 3- Barbados - April 8 - Los Angeles.
In the I used to be a host on MTV category, here is Riki Rachtman
Snoop Dogg - Los Angeles
Don't worry Sienna Miller wouldn't be interested in Peter Sarsgaard. He's not married to Maggie Gyllenhaal. He has a child though. So if he ever gets married she might want him, but for now he is safe. Plus, Maggie was there and I'm pretty sure she could kick Sienna's ass.
Victoria Beckham bringing back the 80's all by herself and all in one outfit.
I got an e-mail from poperah today wondering if I had any information on Emily Longstreth. I honestly have no idea and it appears neither does anyone on the internet despite lots and lots of searching. There are so many Google entries for her titled whatever happened to, that it is a mystery that needs to be solved. Emily played the girlfriend of Kevin Bacon's character in The Big Picture. She also starred alongside a very young Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis in the made for tv movie, Too Young To Die. She even was in Pretty In Pink and was in Private Resort with Johnny Depp. She is like her very own version of six degrees of separation game.
The one rumor the reader had found about Emily and her whereabouts was that Emily had turned to stripping and escorting and had died two years ago.
This was an actress who appeared to have it all going for her and then just fell off the earth in 1994. So, I leave to all of you sleuthing readers to skip working the rest of the day and see if you can find out what happened to her.
Which multi-millionaire celeb refuses to put their hand in their oh-so-deep pock et to back our Clemmie's marathon efforts?
We'll give this Scrooge one more chance to redeem the situation - otherwise we shall reveal all.
Watch this space!
I don't know what it is about UK celebrities but they are always up for any kind of reality show no matter what. Yeah, Keira Knightley and Jude Law aren't going to do them, but who really cares about them anyway. The person that really matters, and that very few people are even going to know is that the celebrity most likely to win Celebrity Hell's Kitchen according to bookmakers is none other than Adrian Edmondson. Yes, I know many of you are scratching your heads and asking who Adrian is, and I don't blame you. You probably don't know him but he was on this great UK show which MTV imported back in the day called The Young Ones. Adrian played a punk rocker named Vyvyan.
Well he has been making his living as comic and has been on other British television shows and is the favorite to beat everyone else on the show. The second favorite is Miss Dynamite. The celebrity version of Hell's Kitchen doesn't have Gordon Ramsay as the host. It has Marco Pierre White. The show lasts two weeks, but I don't know if they stretch out the two weeks of filming into 8 weeks of shows, or if they just make everyone watch it every night like I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
I would love to have a celebrity version of Hell's Kitchen in the US. I want every celebrity who has ever said they cook at home for their families to come on television and show they actually do. All of these creative dishes they make and all their supposed recipes. Put them in the damn kitchen and see how many are lying.
I love when some tabloid brings out the whole collapses on set story. I think it jacks up the drama level from boring like, "Brad locked out of the house" to something way more cool like,"will she die?", or "She only eats paste to survive." When someone collapses or you saw them sitting on the ground in between takes and figured they must have technically collapsed to get into that position, it makes the speculation much more fun. I would much rather guess whether heroin use led to a collapse than if someone is going to have four or five bridesmaids for their mythical upcoming wedding.
Now Magazine is reporting that Angelina collapsed on the set of Salt. "It all got too much for Angelina. She collapsed between takes, complaining of shortness of breath and dizzy spells. To be fair, it was after she'd filmed a strenuous scene in which she ran around the set, but it was still shocking to see her crumble. There was something very wrong with her fitness levels if she couldn't handle a couple of action scenes."
Shortness of breath and dizzy? She is probably pregnant. Either that or she isn't eating. I guess last month producers allegedly told her she needed to eat something because she kept losing weight and there is only so much CGI in the budget to make it look like she was the same weight throughout the entire movie. The picture above was taken on the set of the movie. She looks healthy to me, but then again she is just standing there and someone might be down at her legs propping her up so she can read her lines. See? So much more fun than whether or not she has spoken to Jennifer Aniston about Brad's snoring.
Yes, it's Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. But, if you can imagine they aren't there, the rest of the video is very, very funny, or you die. Wow, that's a lot of pressure for each video. I wonder who makes the decision whether Zac was funny or should die. Maybe Will Ferrell? Yeah, I think he makes the decision. First he dresses up as Mugatu and then he watches the video and decides if you are funny or if you die. So far, it has just been extras that have been killed. No one really misses them or notices they are gone. Anyway, here is the video.
I just realized this is my second post involving some byproduct of American Idol. I guess that means Carrie Underwood is safe for today, and I wouldn't think Sanjaya would be showing up in Random Photos. Anyway, on America's Next Top Model tonight, Clay Aiken is a guest. Tyra Banks invited him on for this season's acting challenge. Apparently once a year the hopeful models have to show they are as good, if not better than Cindy Crawford in Fair Game.
So, for this year, Tyra decided that Clay Aiken would be the best choice to perform a scene with the models and to judge those scenes later. Well, sure, because when I think of future Academy Award winners, the name that pops into my head is Clay Aiken. He must be at the top of every list when it comes to getting scripts. You know he was offered the roll of Wolverine and turned it down? I know, he decided Spamalot would be much better for his career, and so Hugh Jackman got it.
"Every year [the models] do an acting challenge, and since I had been in Spamalot and was doing the Broadway thing, Tyra called and wanted me to be a part of it. I did a scene with some of the girls and then later on tried to help judge that scene."
Does Tyra really have that few friends that the person she called for an acting challenge and to judge it was Clay Aiken? Doesn't she have anyone come on her talk show who can act or is on there plugging a movie who would give Tyra a day to film the appearance? She is on national television every day. She has tons of money. She could pay an actor to come on and make an appearance. Maybe it is because the acting done by the models is probably of Kathy Ireland in Necessary Roughness caliber, and so what Tyra does is bring in someone who is equally as bad. If the models were to perform a scene with say, anyone with actual acting talent, then it would make all the models look foolish. OK, well welcome to ANTM Clay.
Apparently last night, Adam Lambert, of which I know nothing except for his propensity to photograph himself making out with random people, had a great performance that many people didn't see. I guess American Idol was running late and so in many markets his performance and/or the comments were cut off, and people missed Simon Cowell actually giving a standing ovation to someone. Personally, I'm guessing Simon was probably adjusting himself, but then again, I don't watch the show so I have no idea if Paula gropes him on a regular basis or not. Hell, I don't even know if they sit next to each other anymore because of the new judge. If Simon sits next to the new judge then you can replace Paula's name with Kara's name. The joke doesn't sound as funny though, because I think we could all see Paula having one too many "cokes" and having a little grope. So, in case you missed it, here is Adam Lambert and what is supposedly a better version of Mad World than Tears For Fears did. Uh huh. Check it out. Oh, and if you are wondering about the baby picture. I guess they had to sing a song from the year of their birth and had to provide a baby picture. The one of Ryan putting on makeup at the age of 2 should be ignored.
Jamie Waylett, who plays Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter series was arrested for pot possession in London yesterday. Now, you might be saying to yourself Enty, who really cares? I would normally agree with you, but when the police pulled over his Audi after being given a tip they found that Jamie had 8 bags of pot in his possession. Sure, he might have been going to a Weird Sisters concert and just wanted to get the full experience. However, while the police held Jamie and a friend of his at the car, some other police raided Jamie's house.
Now, it just so happens that Jamie lives with his mom and three siblings. When the cops raided Jamie's bedroom they found that Jamie had been paying attention in Professor Sprout's class because right next to his PlayStation they found ten fully grown pot plants. Nice. I guess hydroponics are how Jamie spends his Harry Potter money. He sure doesn't spend it on a place to live. Lives at home, free rent and grows pot in his bedroom. Unfortunately for Jamie, it seems that growing pot in your bedroom can lead up to 14 years in jail. Hopefully there are no Dementors.
Which seemingly down-to-earth starlet is actually a wicked diva? When she wasn't featured as prominently as her other cast members in a recent photo shoot, she left the set in a huff.
Have you ever waited in line at a bookstore? You know how they have designed a way to make you feel like a rat in a cage by winding you back and forth like you are in line at an amusement park? Well, last night at Barnes & Noble at The Grove there was quite the line wrapped around and around. People were waiting patiently in line to either check out or to get their parking validated. There was only one person working the front and so the line was taking unusually long to move.
As the "everyday people" were all waiting patiently, up comes this former A list television actor and show host who considers himself a funny man, but comes across as a skeevy perv. At one point in time it seemed as every show on the network had this guy on it. Our actor/comic/tool looked at the line and basically said forget this. He then went around the line to the front and if that wasn't bad enough, interrupted the person being checked out so that our actor/comic/tool could get his parking ticket validated. Way to win friends. Oh, and people did say things to him, but he totally ignored them. Oh, he was there with the current host of the show he used to host who was wandering around the store with some woman.
"Kids. Let me tell you why this book sucks and why you need to go buy Spiderman comics."
Random Italian actors of the day. Today, I have found two. The first is Antonio Cupo.
And the second is Alessio Boni.
Whatever Anna Faris keeps doing to herself she needs to stop. It might be botox, and really bad bleach. She is in the new movie which rips off the Mall Cop movie.
And there is your star Seth Rogen who announced last week that he really dislikes kids and if it were up to him he would have nothing to do with them. He meant it by the way. He is happy of course to accept their Monsters And Aliens money.
I think what Chris Meloni is trying to say is, "if I can just inch my way back over to the boards, I will be ok. I'm on television dammit. I can't fall. Doesn't this ice know who I am?"
I wanted photos of Star Jones on the ice, but I don't think she actually put on skates.
But if Star did want to skate, the one and only Dorothy Hamill could have helped. Naaah. Probably not.
Hey, it's Drew Lachey.
Star Trek premiere in Sydney. Eric Bana.
Zachary Quinto, and the man himself, JJ Abrams.
Chris Pine shows us that she will be winning lots of bar bets. Either that or he had his fingers superglued.
Has anyone seen Elsa Pataky with Adrien Brody lately?
All the country people got together again last night for George Strait. Here are Faith Hill and Tim McGraw. Great things about cowboy hats is you can fall asleep and no one really notices if you do it right.
First photos from the set of Iron Man 2. - Robert Downey Jr.
And Don Cheadle. We are just going to pretend Gwyneth Paltrow isn't in the movie.
I'm not sure why the photographer went for this angle of James Franco, but, here you go.
When a woman carries around a dog in her bag and drags her boyfriend behind her like another dog, I don't give the relationship much longer. Sure, I know Julianne and Chuck are still dancing, but after the dancing, it's over.
I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall again over the weekend. Jonah Hill is hilarious in it and that movie is really underrated. If you haven't seen it, you really need to.
Josh Hartnett is out of the hospital. His pants look like they are falling down. "I'm one good stomach flu from reaching my goal weight." Emily Blunt - Devil Wears Prada.
I don't know why I really care but this is where Madonna slept while she was in Malawi. She replaced the Gideon Bible with a copy of Sex.
Last week Michael Caine was all giggly around Sienna Miller. Not so much around his wife Shakira.
Michelle Williams and Matilda.
Nick Lachey threw out the first pitch and Cincinnati lost. FAIL. Home opener and all they could manage was Nick Lachey? Wasn't Jerry Springer the mayor of the city?
Oh, I'm not looking at Ray Liotta, I'm looking at the Hooters sign over his shoulder and can't stop thinking about chicken wings.
And then they killed the photographer.
The entire Momsen family headed to church on Sunday.
Nicolas Cage is such a pompous ass. He would like us to all believe that he is hurting financially. I will tell you what hurts Nic. It hurts to watch those plugs of yours do lousy movie after lousy movie while you rake in $10M. That is what hurts. Oh, and making people spend $15 to go see the crap as well.
What brought all of this about is that Nic sold his castle in Bavaria. Two years ago he bought a 28 room castle which sits on a modest 410 acres and set him back about $2.6M. Considering that will maybe get you 3 bedroom fixer upper in Beverly Hills on a very tiny lot, that seems like a pretty good deal to me. Apparently though Nic doesn't agree. He told the German magazine Bunte, "Due to the difficult economic situation, unfortunately, I was no longer able to keep it."
Uh huh. Whatever. I guess we are supposed to feel sorry for him, but I'm not buying it. "Even if Neidstein castle is no longer in my possession, it will always have a firm place in my memory." Yeah, that's why no one has seen you at the place in 18 months. See, he didn't sell it because of the difficult economic times, he sold it because he has too damn many houses all over the world and couldn't find time to use it. I would love to see the studios tell him they can't give him as much money for his next movie due to the tough economic times and see if he agrees with it then.
I don't know how I missed this yesterday. Gertrude Baines turned 115 and is the world's oldest person. Besides being damn sexy for 115, she is my hero. Why? Well according to Gertrude she credits her long life to a love of sweets, bacon and healthy doses of Jerry Springer and The Price Is Right. Who wouldn't love this woman?
I can take or leave Eminem musically, but I will say that he makes some of the most consistently funny videos and has no problems saying or expressing his opinion when it comes to certain celebrities. Even if you don't like his music, his new video is very, very snarky towards celebrities.
Apparently Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett are taking this tough love thing seriously. Despite being arrested over the weekend, Redmond O'Neal is still in jail and has not posted bond. Today he was formally charged with heroin possession which is a nice change from the meth he was arrested for last time. At some point today, Redmond will be arraigned and will presumably plead not guilty. I wonder if the family is just going to let him stay in jail until his trial or if they haven't noticed he was arrested because of all the drama at the hospital. I'm wondering if the family doesn't want Farrah to know. Another possibility is that she and Ryan are smoking meth in the hospital. Hmmm. Probably not. I think the staff would smell it.
My guess though is that Redmond needs to get straight. Hopefully he can do that while sitting in a jail cell and his withdrawal won't be too awful. Who am I kidding. He probably has it really bad right about now.
I think they should leave him in jail. He was already out on bail from his last arrest and that didn't stop him from using. His dad already plead guilty to possession so he isn't getting sobriety from that part of the family. I think he is better off staying in jail, and if he is convicted of anything he has all this time already served.
Say it ain't so. Sure, I know it is a huge privilege to do public service and serve your country, but I think Kal Penn is going a little too far. Kal has left the show House to go to work in the Obama administration. It sounds like a decent job acting as some kind of liaison between the public and the White House. I think what that means is that he gives tours. It sounds like it anyway. If you gave tours for a living, I think you would tell someone you were trying to impress that you were a liaison. Sounds cool and much better than tour guide in a polyester jacket.
So, I'm glad that Kal can show everyone around the White House, but I think that instead of explaining why it is called the Lincoln bedroom he would be better off serving the world by making a Harold & Kumar Part 3. If he just can't manage to muster the enthusiasm for that, then I would settle for a Van Wilder 3.
So, Madonna is back in London. This is about the child she wants to adopt, so for now Madonna is out of the post. Bye Madonna, don't let the door hit you on the way out. OK, so Mercy James who, as I have said before has a great name for a singer or a song is back in the orphanage. Well yesterday, dad turned up and said he didn't know his daughter was alive until he saw all the news about her. He just assumed she had died with her mother. See, the dad ran away when he got Mercy's mom pregnant. He did hear later that she died a week after giving birth. He didn't bother checking to see if his daughter was alive or not.
Now, he says that he wants to take care of Mercy and that if he had known she was alive that of course he would have taken care of her. Meanwhile, Mercy's family have all agreed to Madonna adopting Mercy. Yes, even the grandmother. I'm guessing Madonna slipped them as much money as was necessary and so now they all want the adoption to go through. So, that leaves dear old dad facing the wrath of the rest of the family because they want to get paid. I'm assuming they only get paid if the adoption is approved.
I'm wondering if the dad really cares about Mercy or if he wants to be like David Banda's dad and get a nice monthly stipend from Madonna for basically handing over his kid. Should the dad be given his daughter? Do we believe him? How greedy is the family that they just want money and are willing to give up Mercy for money?
One and done for Jessica Simpson. I guess for some reason record companies expect their artists to actually sell albums. Since Jessica didn't sell many, the label has said bye bye to Jessica. They must have really thought she had not future to drop her after just one record. I wish the people who signed her to do movies would have realized the same thing after one movie instead of subjecting the world to I think four. If there are more, please don't tell me about them because it will make me scream.
At least now Sony has room to sign a few more artists who can actually sing and most likely remember their lyrics when they are out singing live. Jessica was given a great opening act spot and she basically blew it. She could have gone out every night, given it her all and impressed people. When you impress them they buy your records which makes record labels happy and doesn't get you dropped.
Think about that Jessica if you ever get another chance.
I understand why Chris Brown pleaded not guilty yesterday to the two felony charges against him. He is doing it so he can get the best possible guilty plea for himself. It still doesn't make it any easier to accept. The judge must have had a really hard time when she heard his plea of not guilty.
I mean I guess it is possible that Chris was driving down the street in the middle of the night and kept having to stop short and Rihanna kept hitting the dashboard or the windows with her face instead of bracing herself with her hands.
Because we all have seen the photos of Rihanna's face Chris Brown's plea seems ridiculous. What is ridiculous is that it appears the only guilty plea he will accept is one that sees him serving no prison time. He will accept as much probation as the district attorney wants to give him, but doesn't want to serve any jail time. Why? Is he scared to serve 30 days? Is he afraid that some inmate would do to him what he allegedly did to Rihanna? Yeah, it sucks to be on the receiving end doesn't it Chris? In actuality he probably wouldn't even come into contact with other prisoners. For his own safety they would give him a private cell and he would just sit there for a month watching tv and reading.
I guess he isn't even man enough to do that.
Which Grammy-winning rapper can’t get enough weed? She orders from a NYC delivery service non-stop, then tries to sweet-talk the courier into giving her free bags of ganja.
This A list television actor on a hit network drama has been in a relatively long term relationship. He is cheating on his significant other with a female crew member on his television show. To cover it up he has been paying a male crew member to act as the boyfriend for the female crew member so his significant other won't catch on. Confused? Well it gets more interesting. The two crew members are actually sleeping together without the A list actor knowing.
They did it. I can't believe they did it. They finally turned back into their wax form.
All of the Real Housewives. Amazingly they all appear to be smiling.
The legendary Alan Jackson with his wife Denise.
Ashton Kutcher filming his latest movie.
Everyone has worn something awful in their life. It happens. But I can't imagine anyone ever wearing this. When you are looking at it what can you say about it that is positive? Did Aubrey O'Day say, "hey, I love how there is this big gap around my breasts so all the little people in the world get a free show."
There is lots of randomness today. Maybe nothing more so than Chyna and Dr. Dre. (Apparently it is actually Dr Dre's wife. (I like pretending it is Chyna and asking wtf?)
I have been looking several photos of Carrot Top and his "guest." I'm almost convinced she's a woman. Almost.
While Carrie Underwood does look nice, the dress isn't top secret great.
Yeah, it's Jennifer Love Hewitt. At least I didn't include her deeb boyfriend. Be grateful for small miracles.
Jason Mraz - London
I believe Jake Owen is wearing seersucker.
From L to R - Jimmy Page, James Hetfield, Jeff Beck and Ronnie Wood.
John Rich and what appear to be acid washed jeans. They aren't coming back are they?
Matthew Broderick has his crush look going. I wonder what Jerry Seinfeld did to him.
Yeah, I like Kellie Pickler.
Lenny Kravitz before a private show in Paris.
"I don't lie, drink or do drugs."
Samantha Ronson released this photo. I think she is daring someone to call it coke so she can sue them. It is called a Hollywood cake.
LeAnn Rimes makes one of her first appearances since the affair story.
Marisa Miller and her guest. Interesting pair.
I did you a favor by not showing you the bottom third of the dress.
Melina Kanakaredes, Teri Hatcher and Dana Delaney. What is wrong with Teri's knee?
The always funny Mindy Kaling.
Martina McBride looks great here.
Nicole Kidman showing the world that she does, in fact have a baby imprisoned on her iPhone.
A-List Awards? Not in this lifetime.
Robert Downey Jr doing some press for The Soloist.
With Jamie Foxx.
Run, Eminem and DMC. Congratulations to RUN DMC for their induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
Ringo and Eddie have the same damn look on their face.
And the interesting news was that Shanna Moakler didn't have sex with anyone on the way to the show.
It makes me want to burn ever Smashing Pumpkins CD ever made. Oh, and this wasn't some red carpet by chance meeting. I won't show you the pictures of them walking away holding hands because it would be burned into your retina.
I put Trace Adkins in here because people always complain when I exclude him from country photos.
Project Runway coming to your tv in June.
20 years after making her last porno and the first thought anyone has when they hear Traci Lords is porn star. She looks good though.
I'm probably going to hell, but Tori Spelling looks pretty here.
Jenny McCarthy needs to wash her hair.
If the report from The Daily Mirror is true, this would be one of the most ill conceived remakes of all-time. Allegedly, Tom Cruise and John Travolta are having discussions in between Xenu lectures about co-starring in a remake of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. In the new version of the Paul Newman Robert Redford classic, Tom would play the Redford role while John Travolta would play the Newman role.
Whatever. I actually half hope this story is true and that Tom really is looking for screenwriters because I have a feeling this would be the biggest flop ever. It would be Ishtar big or Heaven's Gate big. Unfortunately, I don't believe the story because I don't think John and Tom could stand to be in the same room with each other for five minutes, let alone go somewhere in the desert and film a movie together for two months.
Although the movie would probably suck, I would like to see the behind the scenes footage of the filming. That would probably be great.
When you read the headline you were probably telling yourself that for it to be true I must have gone on a diet. I can assure you that there is no diet in my present or future. As long as I don't actually go over 399 pounds I am happy. I eat a lot of food. Often.
Apparently though, if you believe Heidi Montag's Twitter she eats even more food than me. I haven't really paid attention to Heidi's Twitter because I really try and avoid her or anything to do with her as much as possible. Over the weekend though, FW made me look at Heidi's Twitters because, they are some of the funniest lies ever to grace a Twitter account. Lets take a look shall we?
i ate 2 large pizzas im in a food coma.. time for cookies and cream
The above was posted about 10am Sunday morning. So, yes, I can eat two large pizzas, and if the ice cream was good enough I could probably shovel some of that down after. However, there are not many people who could, and Heidi Montag is definitely not one of them. But wait, it gets better.
in n out is the best
Now, while it pains me to agree with Heidi, she is correct about In N Out being the best. What kills me about this post though is she posted it 3 hours after she allegedly ate 2 pizzas and ice cream. Even I would be hard pressed to go eat In N Out three hours after such a huge meal. I guess she would like us to believe she is pregnant or bulimic, but there is no way she ate all of this in a 3 hour span. I would though love to see her try.
All of her posts are incredibly ridiculous and utterly full of crap, but, at least they give you a laugh.
Which celeb keeps her size-8 shape on a diet of cocaine and, er, cauliflower? Friends are worried about her weird eating habits: she only eats white food..
Viggo Mortensen gave an interview to The Times Of London, and in it he said that he was tired of doing movies. Well, actually what he said was that he was tired of doing everything that is associated with the business of making movies other than the actual filming. He doesn't like doing the press and promotions for movies and all of the travel that entails.
“In the past week I’ve been from LA to Japan to Korea to Poland to here,” he hisses, describing in near disbelief the travel itinerary for his current promotional tour. “It’s ridiculous! It’s not a healthy way to be. But, as it happens, I’m taking measures to change that.” Which are? “No more movies. I haven’t said yes to one in over a year. I’ve been in all these well-received movies and it seems like I should be doing some more, but there’s other things I want to do. It’s not the right time.”
He has had a good run and he has made a bunch of money. Unlike the scam that is Joaquin Phoenix, I actually believe Viggo. He does have one more movie in the pipeline which he already completed. If he is still making these comments a year after not accepting any roles, than I would say he probably has another year break left in him.
I don't think he is gone forever. He definitely doesn't need the money, but I think there will be a time where he misses doing movies and will get excited about a project and be willing to make the sacrifices again. In the meantime, better enjoy his last movie which will be The Road.
So, last night I had run out of booze and so decided to raid the parent's liquor cabinet. I know it is very high school of me, and yes, they really do have a liquor cabinet. With a key. Anyway, as I was helping myself to their higher quality of booze I noticed that my beloved parents were watching the ACM Awards. I should say that my dad was dozing and my mom kept muttering, "I love tight jeans" repeatedly. Whatever. I happened to arrive in front of the program immediately preceding the last award presented.
Matthew McConaughey was the presenter, and instead of reading some boring lines off a teleprompter he actually told a decent story about he and his brother, a Dwight Yoakum concert, dropping George Strait's name and then getting lucky. It occurred to me that although the story wasn't the greatest ever told, it wouldn't be a bad idea to have presenters who can actually do more than squint at a teleprompter before heading off with their goodie bag.
The award for Entertainer of The Year went to Carrie Underwood. I included a video below which you will absolutely love which shows Kenny Chesney going in for a kiss to Carrie who was sitting behind him and getting blown off. She did a pull away. Not the first kiss, but on his second attempt she left him in mid air and in mid pucker. Priceless.
As for Carrie's speech. Typical, I am so overwhelmed nonsense, but then she showed that she is actually quite good at coming up with some stuff on the spot. She referenced Matthew's ad lib story in her acceptance speech which, if you believe her incredulity at winning is quick thinking on her part. Plus it was funny.
All in all, not a bad 7 minutes of television. Plus Reba, what little she is on the screen just exudes class. I love her. The first video is the entire award from Matthew's arrival to the end of Carrie's speech.
The second video is Carrie hearing her name being announced and the pull away from Kenny Chesney. Notice how at the end of Carrie's speech he sucks up to Carrie's mom.
Apparently many of you have become huge Raoul Bova fans. And when I say many, I mean lots and lots of e-mails were sent to me asking for more Raoul. Well, lucky for all of you A reader named Aly loves Raoul so much she wanted to share about 20 pictures of him with me. She also included one of her husband who does, as she claim, bear a striking resemblance to Raoul. I didn't include that photo here. Oh. I also didn't include the NSFW shots of Raoul that she also sent. Maybe later this week though. You just never know. For now, here is Raoul.
How would you like to fall asleep next to your boyfriend on an airplane and wake up watching him have sex with another woman? Don't think it could ever happen? It did this weekend. Here is what happened. Sarah, who is a model and Daniel are boyfriend and girlfriend. Prior to their flight from Bangalore to London they enjoyed a few adult beverages at the airport. OK, they enjoyed more than a few. Then, when they got on board, they had a few more adult beverages. The next thing you know Sarah had passed out.
She was awakened when a flight attendant was called over to her seats. The reason the flight attendant came over was the flight attendant had been alerted by other passengers that Daniel was engaging in a sex act with Clare who is the granddaughter of a Baron or something. When Sarah woke up and saw what was happening she started screaming and was screaming for quite some time before she could be calmed down.
All of the trio were arrested when they reached London. Sarah was arrested for being drunk on an aircraft and the other two were arrested for gross indecency. So, the picture above is of Daniel and Sarah. What do you think? Would you do something indecent with him while his girlfriend was sleeping one off two feet away? The only thing I wish more than anything was that the guy who wrote the Virgin Airlines complaint letter had been sitting next to them. "Dear Richard, while I was eating what you pass off as food, I did notice your in flight entertainment has improved remarkably."
Apparently Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen take their security very seriously. I'm not sure even Tom Cruise's security people would shoot to kill. Notice, the I'm not sure part of that last sentence. Anyway, Tom & Gisele were getting married for the second time this past weekend as they continue their Kid Rock and Pam wedding tour. With Gisele holding Tom's baby in one arm, the couple exchanged vows. At that time, their security team noticed two photographers in a bush taking pictures of the wedding.
They were ordered to turn over their memory cards. The paps said no and instead made a run for it. They made it to their SUV and were driving away when at least one of the security guys decided to shoot the paps.
Umm. The two paps were taking pictures of the wedding. They weren't stealing nuclear secrets or doing anything illegal. The picture above shows the shattered back window. Apparently the bullet bounced off the front windshield. I can't believe someone actually committed attempted murder to stop photos of a wedding being taken. Can you imagine if one of the paps had been killed? Tom & Gisele would have been eating cake while their hired security guys gloated over killing someone for taking pictures.
Despite this happening yesterday, I didn't notice a statement from anyone associated with Tom or Gisele which means they either don't care or they realize they are on the line for very big bucks when they get sued by the paps.
It is far to say that I Farrah Fawcett is as close to death as reports suggest, she probably didn't want to spend the last moments of her life seeing her son being thrown into jail again. Well, Redmond O'Neal didn't agree with that sentiment and did get thrown into jail yesterday for attempting to bring drugs inside a secure facility. In this case, the secure facility was a parking lot for a jail. Redmond didn't even try and get away with it, he told the cops before they searched him that he had drugs.
So, lets see. He was arrested in June of 2008 and plead guilty to felony drug possession. Then this past fall he was arrested again for felony possession but has said he is not guilty, and now this. Redmond is looking at some serious jail time if he is found guilty of course. I mean there is always the chance this was just a huge misunderstanding and that Redmond really was at his dying mother's bedside and not 30 miles away bringing drugs to a jail. At least Ryan O'Neal apparently stayed away. Let me do the math here. Plead guilty to one felony. If he is found guilty of the next two arrests and they are both kept as felonies, than that would give Redmond three strikes and life in prison. Redmond needs a very good lawyer.
I noticed that no one came to get Redmond out of jail. As of last night he was still being held. Maybe the family just said enough is enough. I wonder what Farrah thinks.
Which C-list Hollywood stud was so drunk and desperate that he showed up at the home of an L.A. gossip reporter and demanded a booty call? Guess what, folks? She accepted!
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