Friday, April 17, 2009

Four For Friday

#1 & 2 & 3 - This B list television comic actor(#1) was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host (#2) increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined everytime and said she was faithful to her very talented celebrity significant other (#3)

#4 - This foreign born movie actor is probably C list but has a B list body of work and has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Although he is in a relationship with someone, he has spent the last two weeks doing nothing but having sex and shooting heroin with a female reporter he met recently on a press junket.

Random Photos Part One

Carl Weathers gets the top spot today. You have to admire an actor who had all the success he did so early in his career, faded, but kept plugging away anyway. He is a very underrated actor.
Demi Moore cleaning Ashton Kutcher's face before he gets his picture taken after beating CNN in the race to 1M followers on Twitter.
Ali Larter isn't really trying to hide much here. I love Ali. All of you know that, but it pains me when I have to compare her to
Bai Ling who was at the same event and went for the same kind of look.
Calvin Harris - London
David Beckham in a new Motorola ad.
Drew Barrymore for the 85th time this week. Although she did get away from the hair up look. I picked this angle to show you because
this one isn't great at all.
I don't even recognize Debra Winger anymore.
Yes, I said no more Hugh Jackman for awhile, but I love this picture. It looks like he is standing in front of a green screen at a local shopping mall pretending he is in Paris.
One of my favorite people in the world, Josie Davis.
Happy Birthday Jennifer Garner.
I didn't even recognize Jenna Jameson. She had her implants removed and her hair has gone back to its natural color.
How many people are going to rent 91/2 Weeks tonight?
This is how they used to be.
And apparently Kim wants it to stay in the past because I think this is her reaction to Mickey asking her if she would like to head back to his place.
This is apparently an ad for Louis Vuitton. They are selling the shoes Kanye is wearing. So, what they are saying is that if I buy their shoes, I will have naked bald headed women resting their head in my lap. Well sure, I guess that is as good of a reason to buy shoes as any other I suppose.
I have not seen Lisa Kudrow anywhere for ages.
I know it is just the camera angle, but when I watch Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts running, I keep looking at Liev's foot. To me it looks like it is about to snap in half.
Uh oh. Does Jake know that Austin Nichols is out with Lou Taylor Pucci?
Speaking of Jake, he was doing some kind of charity thing here in LA yesterday.
I don't understand the relationship between Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy. I'm just waiting for it to be over so someone will tell all.
This pose is a good way to hide a baby bump.
Lloyd! I really have no other caption that I ever want to use when I see Rex Lee.
Some randomness of the day. Julianne Moore and Samuel L Jackson.
Oh, what the hell. The cast is in Spain so new city, new picture for your amusement.

Redmond O'Neal Says Farrah Fawcett Is Dying


Redmond O'Neal was in court this morning. He was supposed to be sentenced to jail for violating the terms of his probation. However, he managed to squeak out of it and will go to another drug rehab program instead. The reason? It probably had to do with the fact that he said his mother, Farrah Fawcett weighs just 86 pounds, is close to death and he wants to be there for her.

I guess like he was there for her when she was in the hospital recently and he was arrested for bringing drugs into a prison parking lot. Oh, or when he failed a drug test while she was in the hospital which is why he got his probation revoked in the first place. Redmond isn't out of the woods yet. He still has the trial for when Redmond and his dad were busted. Then he will probably have a trial for his most recent arrest.

The judge ordered Redmond to remain in custody until the end of April. At that point the judge will decide what rehab facility to send him to. Yesterday, RADAR reported that Redmond has not had one single visitor the entire time he has been in custody. No family and no friends. I think we should all go see him and start asking him for Tatum O'Neal stories she told him when he was younger. That would be a fun afternoon.

Your Turn

The Lil Jon/Miley Cyrus phone number post from yesterday got me to thinking about phone calls and wrong numbers and also drunk dialing. I am not a drunk dialer. I am a buzzed dialer. Throw a few drinks in me and get me buzzed and I will call anyone and everyone in my phone and just become Mr. Talkative. By the time I reach drunk stage, I am not really in a position to call anyone, because I can't focus my eyes on the numbers or even make coherent sentences.

What I would like from all of you today is your best wrong number stories or favorite story relating to drunk dialing, or favorite prank calls. Basically anything to do with a telephone will work today.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which rap titan sweats so profusely during shows that even hard-core female fans won’t go near him until he changes?

Madonna's Former Chef Spills Secrets


I love this story from The National Enquirer. I don't know if it is true or not, but it is still fun to discuss. According to Eric Ienco who used to be a cook for Madonna and her house manager which I guess presumably means cleaning up after her, and making sure she has a healthy supply of red bracelets says she should spend more time with the children she has, and not adopt any others.

He makes it very clear that when she does spend time with her kids she is a very good mother. It is just that she doesn't spend much time with them at all.

"When she's with the children, she is a devoted mom. She just doesn't spend much time with them. It's a puzzle why she wants to adopt again. She's hardly ever with her children. She's got two full-time nannies and one part-time nanny. So why adopt a kid when somebody else is raising them? She gets up and has a coffee, then she does two hours of yoga. Then there's two hours of pilates and exercise. That's six days a week. After that she deals with her email, her calls and the rest of her business. And after that, she spends maybe half an hour with the kids. Madonna puts herself before the kids. When she adopted little David, he arrived at her home from Africa, and three hours later, she left to do pilates. Wouldn't you think she'd want to spend the entire day with her new son?"

She didn't need to spend any more time with David because there were not any photographers in the house with her. Why do you need three nannies to take care of three kids? I understand that she is doing her part to keep people from being unemployed, but that really does seem excessive. Whatever your feelings are about Brangelina, they do at least make it appear as if they try and spend individual time with each of their children and do try and go places together with them. You just don't see those same kinds of photos of Madonna. She did take all three kids with her to Malawi. I know there weren't many pictures of Rocco, but he was there. Besides that though, you never see them just going to places parents take their kids. The last thing she needs is to have another child.

The New Laverne & Shirley Is Jessica & Britney


Laverne & Shirley was one of those shows which you secretly watched. I don't think anyone ran around saying did you see the episode last night where Squiggy came down to the girl's apartment and said, "Helloo." It was a show that was on after Happy Days, and so you didn't turn the channel because people are lazy. Plus that was on ABC. Back then ABC was the channel to watch. During the week they had Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley and they had Hart To Hart that same night I think. Oh, and Three's Company was on at the same time. On Saturdays it was all about Love Boat and Fantasy Island.

Anyway, the show was saved also because it had some really, really good actors on it like Penny Marshall and Michael McKean. Well, when I think of great actors, Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears do not come to mind. However, according to mysterious "sources," Jessica has been trying to convince Britney they should do a Laverne & Shirley type show together once Britney gets off tour. They each of course are accomplished actresses. I have to tell you that I would watch the first episode of whatever the two made. It would probably be the most atrocious thing ever put on television, but I would definitely watch the first one and I think lots of others would watch it as well. It wouldn't be a Laverne & Shirley, but it definitely would be interesting to watch. It wouldn't be the worst idea for a television show. I think it would work as long as they didn't actually believe they were good actresses.

One Year In Jail To Meet Tyra Banks


Most of the time when someone is arrested for stalking or doing some other scary thing towards an actor, they usually just plea bargain it down to no jail time and say stay the hell away from said actor and actress. At that point it is done and the stalker moves on to a new victim usually.

Every once in awhile though, the stalker wants to meet the celebrity they have been stalking and the only way to accomplish that is in a courtroom. The only way to get them in a courtroom is to not accept any of the plea deals, and thus have a trial.

Such is the case of Brady Green who, despite his name is not related to Seth Green, Brian Austin Green, or any of the Brady Bunch. Brady Green has been stalking Tyra Banks for a few months when he got arrested. He had the usual assortment of magazine cutouts he carried of her. Oh, and he went to LA and NYC to try and see her. Oh, and of course there were the flowers and things like that. When he was arrested he told the cops that he was being tracked by satellites at all times.

Yeah, it is kind of like that. Anyway, the prosecutors kept trying to get him to take all these plea deals and he kept saying no. So, today is his trial and Tyra Banks will be there. This will be his chance to meet her, and if he is convicted, he could be spending the next year in jail looking at lots of inmates trying to look just like her. She is a her right? Someone has established that conclusively?

William Hurt Apologizes To Marlee Matlin


As you will recall earlier this week, Marlee Matlin started doing interviews about what is in her new book and she didn't hold anything back. Whether it was the teacher who took her virginity while she was in high school or being molested as a child, it is all in there. Then of course there are the drugs, the lots and lots of drugs actually, and the years of abuse at the hands of William Hurt. The pain is still so intense to her that later this week she said that she is still so scared of him that if he showed up in a room where she is right now that she would run as fast as she could to the nearest bathroom.

All week I kept expecting William Hurt or his people, or someone to at least make the effort in saying the stories were exaggerated or something. While everyone knows the stories are true, they are not exactly common knowledge and so I kept expecting some attempt at damage control by the a-hole. But nope. Instead, yesterday he released a statement that was very short.

"I did and so apologize for any pain I caused."

He did what? She said a whole lot of stuff? I'm assuming he means the beatings, but it really isn't clear from the statement. He could just be apologizing for subjecting us to a string of really whiny movies back in the 80's. Not, the movies themselves really, but just him. It is that look with his eyes that just makes me not like him. He always looks pained. Guess he perfected it by looking at his ex wives and girlfriends after he beat them.

Christina Applegate's Longest Hour


On Tuesday night, Christina Applegate went to the American Idol taping. Of course because she is Christina Applegate and not the usual Z list stars or some 8th place contestant from Season 4 or something like that, they gave her a very good seat. So good in fact that everytime the cameras showed the judges, there was Christina. The problem with that whole scenario is that almost as soon as the cameras started rolling, Christina started to become violently ill.

"I got really sick, like, right when I got there... You can see me... and I was holding in vomit... I was shaking... Somebody said, 'Were you crying?'"

Apparently Christina has not been feeling well lately, but thought she was up to attending Idol on Tuesday. Can you imagine the feeling knowing you are stuck there, on national television, being watched by millions of people and trying not to get sick. It had to have been the most miserable feeling ever. Yes, even more miserable than the time she had to make out with Matt LeBlanc on Married With Children.

Ted C Blind Item

Move over, Twyla Babe-Sucker, you've got company on the New Moon set: Her name's Julie Bone-Jumper.

But first, gotta say: It's almost as if Twilight creator Stephenie Meyer made sure the contract stated that her angst-ridden teeny vampire love story be cast only with equally pale, angst-ridden love-torn young actors.

Such is the case with Twyla Babe-Sucker, star of our last Twilight Vice installment. And it's certainly the case, as well, for Ms. JBJ.

And Julie, like Twyla, has another love...

Though, we must admit, Julie's man isn't nearly as jealous as Twyla's cranky, twitching freakazoid of a BF. Still, he's not exactly thrilled that Julie's been all-too-obviously jonesing for one of her humpy Twilight costars, who isn't exactly hiding his feelings for Julie, either.

Now, can we be honest here?

As perfecto as Ms. Babe-Sucker's tastes may be, it simply must be stated—plain and stud-simple—that I do think Julie's going gonzo for the hunkier dude. I can def see why she's considering dumping the full-time BF for a sweet little fling with the muscled costar in question. Who wouldn't?

Just wonder if it would last (so, too, no doubt, would certain Twilight powers that be).

I mean, Nikki Reed probably would have launched on this dude at the first table reading! Wonder if she did...

Oh, and I've had it with E!'s snitty, pearl-and-cardigan wearing lawyers. I'm Twittering the next set of clues. Follow my ass and make some guesses. Screw old-time snail blolumns.

It Ain't: Nikki Reed, Elizabeth Reaser, Rachelle Lefevre

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This D list movie and television actress with A+ list name recognition keeps auditioning for teenage and early 20's acting roles. The problem she hasn't realized yet is that all the meth she keeps consuming is making her look 40 and as a consequence hears one no after another for decent roles. Producers don't want to tell her that though for fear of making her angry or upset which could be very bad for future business.

Random Photos Part One

Well, the pictures all got messed up so somehow Brooke Burns and Chris Masterson ended up on the top. I promise that won't happen again.
Drew Barrymore is really playing up the entire Grey Gardens look.
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson do make a really nice looking couple.
Danni Minogue looks lovely.
Elle Macpherson in her Mrs. Roper dress.
This is Emma Watson on the way to her 19th birthday party. I guess the gift bags are just in case everyone stiffs her she will still have presents.
Congratulations to Heidi Klum on her pregnancy. I seem to recall that when I posted her photo the other day one of you made a comment she was pregnant. I'm too lazy to look it up, but congratulations, because you beat everyone to the punch by two days.
Hayden Pannetiere made an appearance last night and tried to play the perfect little angel. This is the first time she has shown up somewhere in awhile.
I'm guessing Olive wanted something to drink and didn't understand that 1 year old kids don't drink coffee.
Josh Hartnett said his stay in the hospital earlier this month was a result of him drinking water in a third world country. Uh huh. As far as I know he has only been in the UK and US the past six months. But, I will say that is one of the most creative excuses I have heard in sometime so he gets serious points for that.
Jamie King and Shannen Doherty.
Not a big change in wardrobe for Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock to appearing on Dave.
I have to stop posting these Real Housewives pictures. They are turning into the adult version of The Hills. They are just as useless and probably make more in appearance fees for doing nothing than most of us make in a year.
Kristen Bell's top makes my eyes hurt. It's kind of like carpets in Vegas. They make it so you want to look up and see all the bright lights and places to spend your money.
This is apparently the third annual Power Slide competition. It is kind of like sliding down the rail at your house but jacked up to four stories.
And this is how Kendra Wilkinson did. I'm going to go out on a limb and say she was the only one there wearing four inch heels.
This who was supposed to be on top before they all got messed up. Kristin Chenoweth looks great and it appears has a new book out about her life. It looks thin, but I love her anyway.
The Neeson family along with Aidan Quinn.
I really don't like the guy, but even I can admit Patrick Dempsey is a good looking guy and dresses really well.
I just like to check in on Taryn Manning once a year or so to make sure she is still alive.
The random porn stars of the day. Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick.