Four For Friday

#1 & 2 & 3 - This B list television comic actor(#1) was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host (#2) increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined everytime and said she was faithful to her very talented celebrity significant other (#3)

#4 - This foreign born movie actor is probably C list but has a B list body of work and has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Although he is in a relationship with someone, he has spent the last two weeks doing nothing but having sex and shooting heroin with a female reporter he met recently on a press junket.

Random Photos Part One

Carl Weathers gets the top spot today. You have to admire an actor who had all the success he did so early in his career, faded, but kept plugging away anyway. He is a very underrated actor.
Demi Moore cleaning Ashton Kutcher's face before he gets his picture taken after beating CNN in the race to 1M followers on Twitter.
Ali Larter isn't really trying to hide much here. I love Ali. All of you know that, but it pains me when I have to compare her to
Bai Ling who was at the same event and went for the same kind of look.
Calvin Harris - London
David Beckham in a new Motorola ad.
Drew Barrymore for the 85th time this week. Although she did get away from the hair up look. I picked this angle to show you because
this one isn't great at all.
I don't even recognize Debra Winger anymore.
Yes, I said no more Hugh Jackman for awhile, but I love this picture. It looks like he is standing in front of a green screen at a local shopping mall pretending he is in Paris.
One of my favorite people in the world, Josie Davis.
Happy Birthday Jennifer Garner.
I didn't even recognize Jenna Jameson. She had her implants removed and her hair has gone back to its natural color.
How many people are going to rent 91/2 Weeks tonight?
This is how they used to be.
And apparently Kim wants it to stay in the past because I think this is her reaction to Mickey asking her if she would like to head back to his place.
This is apparently an ad for Louis Vuitton. They are selling the shoes Kanye is wearing. So, what they are saying is that if I buy their shoes, I will have naked bald headed women resting their head in my lap. Well sure, I guess that is as good of a reason to buy shoes as any other I suppose.
I have not seen Lisa Kudrow anywhere for ages.
I know it is just the camera angle, but when I watch Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts running, I keep looking at Liev's foot. To me it looks like it is about to snap in half.
Uh oh. Does Jake know that Austin Nichols is out with Lou Taylor Pucci?
Speaking of Jake, he was doing some kind of charity thing here in LA yesterday.
I don't understand the relationship between Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy. I'm just waiting for it to be over so someone will tell all.
This pose is a good way to hide a baby bump.
Lloyd! I really have no other caption that I ever want to use when I see Rex Lee.
Some randomness of the day. Julianne Moore and Samuel L Jackson.
Oh, what the hell. The cast is in Spain so new city, new picture for your amusement.

Redmond O'Neal Says Farrah Fawcett Is Dying

Redmond O'Neal was in court this morning. He was supposed to be sentenced to jail for violating the terms of his probation. However, he managed to squeak out of it and will go to another drug rehab program instead. The reason? It probably had to do with the fact that he said his mother, Farrah Fawcett weighs just 86 pounds, is close to death and he wants to be there for her.

I guess like he was there for her when she was in the hospital recently and he was arrested for bringing drugs into a prison parking lot. Oh, or when he failed a drug test while she was in the hospital which is why he got his probation revoked in the first place. Redmond isn't out of the woods yet. He still has the trial for when Redmond and his dad were busted. Then he will probably have a trial for his most recent arrest.

The judge ordered Redmond to remain in custody until the end of April. At that point the judge will decide what rehab facility to send him to. Yesterday, RADAR reported that Redmond has not had one single visitor the entire time he has been in custody. No family and no friends. I think we should all go see him and start asking him for Tatum O'Neal stories she told him when he was younger. That would be a fun afternoon.

Your Turn

The Lil Jon/Miley Cyrus phone number post from yesterday got me to thinking about phone calls and wrong numbers and also drunk dialing. I am not a drunk dialer. I am a buzzed dialer. Throw a few drinks in me and get me buzzed and I will call anyone and everyone in my phone and just become Mr. Talkative. By the time I reach drunk stage, I am not really in a position to call anyone, because I can't focus my eyes on the numbers or even make coherent sentences.

What I would like from all of you today is your best wrong number stories or favorite story relating to drunk dialing, or favorite prank calls. Basically anything to do with a telephone will work today.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which rap titan sweats so profusely during shows that even hard-core female fans won’t go near him until he changes?

Madonna's Former Chef Spills Secrets

I love this story from The National Enquirer. I don't know if it is true or not, but it is still fun to discuss. According to Eric Ienco who used to be a cook for Madonna and her house manager which I guess presumably means cleaning up after her, and making sure she has a healthy supply of red bracelets says she should spend more time with the children she has, and not adopt any others.

He makes it very clear that when she does spend time with her kids she is a very good mother. It is just that she doesn't spend much time with them at all.

"When she's with the children, she is a devoted mom. She just doesn't spend much time with them. It's a puzzle why she wants to adopt again. She's hardly ever with her children. She's got two full-time nannies and one part-time nanny. So why adopt a kid when somebody else is raising them? She gets up and has a coffee, then she does two hours of yoga. Then there's two hours of pilates and exercise. That's six days a week. After that she deals with her email, her calls and the rest of her business. And after that, she spends maybe half an hour with the kids. Madonna puts herself before the kids. When she adopted little David, he arrived at her home from Africa, and three hours later, she left to do pilates. Wouldn't you think she'd want to spend the entire day with her new son?"

She didn't need to spend any more time with David because there were not any photographers in the house with her. Why do you need three nannies to take care of three kids? I understand that she is doing her part to keep people from being unemployed, but that really does seem excessive. Whatever your feelings are about Brangelina, they do at least make it appear as if they try and spend individual time with each of their children and do try and go places together with them. You just don't see those same kinds of photos of Madonna. She did take all three kids with her to Malawi. I know there weren't many pictures of Rocco, but he was there. Besides that though, you never see them just going to places parents take their kids. The last thing she needs is to have another child.

The New Laverne & Shirley Is Jessica & Britney

Laverne & Shirley was one of those shows which you secretly watched. I don't think anyone ran around saying did you see the episode last night where Squiggy came down to the girl's apartment and said, "Helloo." It was a show that was on after Happy Days, and so you didn't turn the channel because people are lazy. Plus that was on ABC. Back then ABC was the channel to watch. During the week they had Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley and they had Hart To Hart that same night I think. Oh, and Three's Company was on at the same time. On Saturdays it was all about Love Boat and Fantasy Island.

Anyway, the show was saved also because it had some really, really good actors on it like Penny Marshall and Michael McKean. Well, when I think of great actors, Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears do not come to mind. However, according to mysterious "sources," Jessica has been trying to convince Britney they should do a Laverne & Shirley type show together once Britney gets off tour. They each of course are accomplished actresses. I have to tell you that I would watch the first episode of whatever the two made. It would probably be the most atrocious thing ever put on television, but I would definitely watch the first one and I think lots of others would watch it as well. It wouldn't be a Laverne & Shirley, but it definitely would be interesting to watch. It wouldn't be the worst idea for a television show. I think it would work as long as they didn't actually believe they were good actresses.

One Year In Jail To Meet Tyra Banks

Most of the time when someone is arrested for stalking or doing some other scary thing towards an actor, they usually just plea bargain it down to no jail time and say stay the hell away from said actor and actress. At that point it is done and the stalker moves on to a new victim usually.

Every once in awhile though, the stalker wants to meet the celebrity they have been stalking and the only way to accomplish that is in a courtroom. The only way to get them in a courtroom is to not accept any of the plea deals, and thus have a trial.

Such is the case of Brady Green who, despite his name is not related to Seth Green, Brian Austin Green, or any of the Brady Bunch. Brady Green has been stalking Tyra Banks for a few months when he got arrested. He had the usual assortment of magazine cutouts he carried of her. Oh, and he went to LA and NYC to try and see her. Oh, and of course there were the flowers and things like that. When he was arrested he told the cops that he was being tracked by satellites at all times.

Yeah, it is kind of like that. Anyway, the prosecutors kept trying to get him to take all these plea deals and he kept saying no. So, today is his trial and Tyra Banks will be there. This will be his chance to meet her, and if he is convicted, he could be spending the next year in jail looking at lots of inmates trying to look just like her. She is a her right? Someone has established that conclusively?

William Hurt Apologizes To Marlee Matlin

As you will recall earlier this week, Marlee Matlin started doing interviews about what is in her new book and she didn't hold anything back. Whether it was the teacher who took her virginity while she was in high school or being molested as a child, it is all in there. Then of course there are the drugs, the lots and lots of drugs actually, and the years of abuse at the hands of William Hurt. The pain is still so intense to her that later this week she said that she is still so scared of him that if he showed up in a room where she is right now that she would run as fast as she could to the nearest bathroom.

All week I kept expecting William Hurt or his people, or someone to at least make the effort in saying the stories were exaggerated or something. While everyone knows the stories are true, they are not exactly common knowledge and so I kept expecting some attempt at damage control by the a-hole. But nope. Instead, yesterday he released a statement that was very short.

"I did and so apologize for any pain I caused."

He did what? She said a whole lot of stuff? I'm assuming he means the beatings, but it really isn't clear from the statement. He could just be apologizing for subjecting us to a string of really whiny movies back in the 80's. Not, the movies themselves really, but just him. It is that look with his eyes that just makes me not like him. He always looks pained. Guess he perfected it by looking at his ex wives and girlfriends after he beat them.

Christina Applegate's Longest Hour

On Tuesday night, Christina Applegate went to the American Idol taping. Of course because she is Christina Applegate and not the usual Z list stars or some 8th place contestant from Season 4 or something like that, they gave her a very good seat. So good in fact that everytime the cameras showed the judges, there was Christina. The problem with that whole scenario is that almost as soon as the cameras started rolling, Christina started to become violently ill.

"I got really sick, like, right when I got there... You can see me... and I was holding in vomit... I was shaking... Somebody said, 'Were you crying?'"

Apparently Christina has not been feeling well lately, but thought she was up to attending Idol on Tuesday. Can you imagine the feeling knowing you are stuck there, on national television, being watched by millions of people and trying not to get sick. It had to have been the most miserable feeling ever. Yes, even more miserable than the time she had to make out with Matt LeBlanc on Married With Children.

Ted C Blind Item

Move over, Twyla Babe-Sucker, you've got company on the New Moon set: Her name's Julie Bone-Jumper.

But first, gotta say: It's almost as if Twilight creator Stephenie Meyer made sure the contract stated that her angst-ridden teeny vampire love story be cast only with equally pale, angst-ridden love-torn young actors.

Such is the case with Twyla Babe-Sucker, star of our last Twilight Vice installment. And it's certainly the case, as well, for Ms. JBJ.

And Julie, like Twyla, has another love...

Though, we must admit, Julie's man isn't nearly as jealous as Twyla's cranky, twitching freakazoid of a BF. Still, he's not exactly thrilled that Julie's been all-too-obviously jonesing for one of her humpy Twilight costars, who isn't exactly hiding his feelings for Julie, either.

Now, can we be honest here?

As perfecto as Ms. Babe-Sucker's tastes may be, it simply must be stated—plain and stud-simple—that I do think Julie's going gonzo for the hunkier dude. I can def see why she's considering dumping the full-time BF for a sweet little fling with the muscled costar in question. Who wouldn't?

Just wonder if it would last (so, too, no doubt, would certain Twilight powers that be).

I mean, Nikki Reed probably would have launched on this dude at the first table reading! Wonder if she did...

Oh, and I've had it with E!'s snitty, pearl-and-cardigan wearing lawyers. I'm Twittering the next set of clues. Follow my ass and make some guesses. Screw old-time snail blolumns.

It Ain't: Nikki Reed, Elizabeth Reaser, Rachelle Lefevre

Today's Blind Items

This D list movie and television actress with A+ list name recognition keeps auditioning for teenage and early 20's acting roles. The problem she hasn't realized yet is that all the meth she keeps consuming is making her look 40 and as a consequence hears one no after another for decent roles. Producers don't want to tell her that though for fear of making her angry or upset which could be very bad for future business.

Random Photos Part One

Well, the pictures all got messed up so somehow Brooke Burns and Chris Masterson ended up on the top. I promise that won't happen again.
Drew Barrymore is really playing up the entire Grey Gardens look.
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson do make a really nice looking couple.
Danni Minogue looks lovely.
Elle Macpherson in her Mrs. Roper dress.
This is Emma Watson on the way to her 19th birthday party. I guess the gift bags are just in case everyone stiffs her she will still have presents.
Congratulations to Heidi Klum on her pregnancy. I seem to recall that when I posted her photo the other day one of you made a comment she was pregnant. I'm too lazy to look it up, but congratulations, because you beat everyone to the punch by two days.
Hayden Pannetiere made an appearance last night and tried to play the perfect little angel. This is the first time she has shown up somewhere in awhile.
I'm guessing Olive wanted something to drink and didn't understand that 1 year old kids don't drink coffee.
Josh Hartnett said his stay in the hospital earlier this month was a result of him drinking water in a third world country. Uh huh. As far as I know he has only been in the UK and US the past six months. But, I will say that is one of the most creative excuses I have heard in sometime so he gets serious points for that.
Jamie King and Shannen Doherty.
Not a big change in wardrobe for Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock to appearing on Dave.
I have to stop posting these Real Housewives pictures. They are turning into the adult version of The Hills. They are just as useless and probably make more in appearance fees for doing nothing than most of us make in a year.
Kristen Bell's top makes my eyes hurt. It's kind of like carpets in Vegas. They make it so you want to look up and see all the bright lights and places to spend your money.
This is apparently the third annual Power Slide competition. It is kind of like sliding down the rail at your house but jacked up to four stories.
And this is how Kendra Wilkinson did. I'm going to go out on a limb and say she was the only one there wearing four inch heels.
This who was supposed to be on top before they all got messed up. Kristin Chenoweth looks great and it appears has a new book out about her life. It looks thin, but I love her anyway.
The Neeson family along with Aidan Quinn.
I really don't like the guy, but even I can admit Patrick Dempsey is a good looking guy and dresses really well.
I just like to check in on Taryn Manning once a year or so to make sure she is still alive.
The random porn stars of the day. Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick.

Gwyneth Paltrow Blind Item

Even Gwyneth Paltrow wants to get into the blind item business. Here is one from her latest GOOP Newsletter.

Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and…happiness. There went the high road.

Gwyneth then asks why people and tabloids all like to take a negative spin on things. Ummm. What exactly is what you just wrote? I think she wrote it because she still has some bad feelings towards this person.

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH famous ex-wife should hire a less cynical bodyguard? At a recent Palm Beach bash, as she expounded unsteadily to other guests, her burly escort stood behind her and rolled his eyes

WHICH singer/talk show hostess should be more careful where she shops? She was taken recently to a downtown storage facility where she bought $10,000 worth of luxury designer goods of dubious provenance -- not fake, but fallen off the truck

WHICH wife of an NFL owner has let it all go to her head? She recently greeted a woman she's known for many years with: "I know you know who I am, but who are you?" The woman, dumbfounded, replied, "That's for me to know and you to find out."

My Phone Numbers Always Belonged To Deadbeats

Don't you just love when you get a new phone number and you start getting calls from people looking for the old owner of the number? Everytime I get a new number it seems like it always belonged to either some guy who never paid his bills, or a guy who got a lot of calls from Spanish speakers at 3am. Nothing really exciting, although one number I got was because the guy who had it before me wanted to break up with his girlfriend. He felt the best way to do it would be to just disconnect his number. Judging by the text messages I got the first few days with that phone number, I hope that guy is living in a different country.

Anyway, last week Lil Jon got a new phone and the previous owner of the phone number was Miley Cyrus. Yep. That would be my dream come true. Lil Jon kept getting texts from people saying "Congratulations on Teen Vogue" and other similar sentiments. See, he ignored them or wrote back and said it didn't belong to Miley any longer. That isn't what I would do. This is what I would do.

"Can't talk now, I'm watching Brokeback Mountain with daddy and Justin."
"Did I ever tell you that Nick Jonas has a tiny d**k?"
"Don't tell anyone, but I got my boobs done."
"Zac Efron asked me to join in a 3some with he and Vanessa."
"I hate Disney."
"Daddy gives the best back rubs."

As you can see, the list is endless. The people getting these messages would actually believe they are coming from Miley. There would literally be hours of entertainment as new texts from different people came in.

Lil Jon says he is going to keep the number even though he does get calls and texts from people looking for Miley. He changed his tune from last week shen he said this on Twitter.

“HOW COME I JUS GOT A NEW PHONE NUMBER AND ITS F***** MILEY CIRUS OLD NUMBER!!! “STOP CALLIN ME LIL DAMN GIRLS!!!! TRUE STORY!! NO BS!!”

Now of course, with the resulting publicity, he is very happy about it and can't wait to see Miley and introduce his daughter to her.

Patrick Stewart Needs To Take A Valium

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan are doing some kind of touring production of Waiting For Godot. I believe that is a smart people's version of Waiting For Guffman. I kid, I kid. Anyway, I guess Patrick and Ian are fairly uptight about their performances and want everything to be just perfect. On Monday night, after the play, fans were lined up to meet the actors and get their autographs.

Well according to Scotland's Daily Record, Patrick Stewart went ballistic on one of the fans waiting in line. His crime? He took a picture during the encore of the show. The encore as in the pair were taking a bow. The encore as in the play was over. The encore as in people were standing up and getting ready to leave. The encore as in it is not a required part of the show and is instead a gratuitous self indulgence for the actors and a way for the audience to participate.

Anyway. Stewart was signing a program when he spotted the guy who took a photograph during the encore and said, "Are you the a**ehole who was sitting at the front tonight? You know, what I really want to know is how you can sleep at night? I really hope you're pleased with yourself."

How can the guy sleep at night? He took a photo during an encore. I bet he sleeps pretty damn well thank you. I understand traditions of the theatre are different here compared to Scotland, but he makes it seem as if this guy has committed the greatest crime possible. It was a play. At the end. It was over. It isn't like he stood up during the performance to take a picture and told Patrick to move a little to the left so he could get I an and Patrick in the same shot. Calm down Patrick. Get Lt. Ohura and go to Vegas for the weekend or something.

Will Ferrell Plays In The Wild With Bear Grylls

Next time some celebrity complains about the four hours of interviews they have to do with reporters while sitting in a luxury hotel room being catered to by a group of sycophants, think about what Will Ferrell was willing to do. Will is going to appear on Bear Grylls show Man vs Wild set to air in June.

Will and Bear already completed their adventure which Will did to promote his new movie. What did they do? They spent some time in Sweden this past winter. Yep. Subzero weather, out in the middle of nowhere. They rappelled down a hundred-foot frozen waterfall and tandem abseiled off a helicopter.

But, the fun doesn't stop there. They also made their own snow shoes and drank their own urine. Yes, you heard me right. In order to promote a movie, Will was willing to drink his own urine. I'm guessing there are probably not that many actors willing to go that far to make an extra buck or two for their movie.

Ferrell called the trip, "a thrill of a lifetime, although I did get urine drunk, which is sad."

I Hope The Waiter Got A Big Tip

Last night Victoria Beckham celebrated her birthday with dinner at Cecconi's. David wasn't there but she did have some guests besides family. Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria, and Kate Beckinsale were also there. No husbands, which you probably have already guessed. If Tom Cruise had been invited he would have made sure that lots and lots of photos were released of himself, probably in a three piece suit and probably with his chest puffed out.

Now, let's say you are the waiter at that table of four. Victoria's parents were there and a sister and her boyfriend, but right now, we are just going to pretend it was the four women. Do you think that any of them ordered straight off the menu with no changes and no substitutions? Do you think they all get along? I didn't think Jennifer was in this little diva clique. Do you think she was sent to do some recruiting while David is out of the country, or just to keep an eye on Katie since Tom wasn't invited. I just don't get the feeling that it was a warm and fuzzy kind of night. Plus, didn't

At least some of them share smoking in common. So, they probably all ordered some food, spun it around on their plate for awhile and then Eva and Katie and Kate went to the kitchen to light up. Maybe the other two joined them so they could all bond and pretend like they were enjoying the night. I wonder if Katie, Eva, and Kate smoke the same brand of cigarettes. Who brought the lighter? They probably went back to the table, had a bite of food and declared themselves stuffed and went back to the kitchen for another cigarette before dessert. Dessert consisted of looking at the cake as it was brought out. By then, they were probably loosening their clothes and talking about how good the food was as they went back to the kitchen and had another cigarette before air kissing each other good night. Oh, and if you or any other everyday person you knows tries to smoke inside a building here you will get fined. The laws don't apply to celebrities.

Victoria's birthday is actually tomorrow, if you want to head on over to her place and wish her a happy 35th birthday. I will pass.

Snakes On A Plane

I think a few months ago I wrote about a guy who either got on a plane or tried to get on a plane with snakes and a bunch of other animals that he was trying to smuggle. Well, two days ago in Australia, a plane was loaded with 12 baby pythons in the cargo hold. Sometime during the flight, four of the pythons manged to escape from their packaging. When the plane landed, Qantas staff searched for hours all through the plane but couldn't find them anywhere. So, they fumigated the plane, and yesterday it went back into service.

OK, lets stop there. They looked for a few hours and gave up? Seriously, do they not watch horror movies? The snakes are only about 6 inches long, and so it isn't like they are going to actually eat someone on the plane, or bite them and kill them directly. However, if you saw a damn python dropping from your oxygen mask while you were in the middle of the flight, or reached into your seat back pocket to get the crappy airplane magazine out and you saw a python in there, you may very well have a heart attack and die.

Qantas says they fumigated the plane. Uh huh. Have you seen all of the places in an airplane and in the wires and everywhere else that a six inch python can hide? Come on. Those four snakes are still there and when they get a little larger and pets start disappearing from the cargo hold or the food on the airline actually starts getting eaten, you will know why.

Dear Richard,

I felt compelled to write to tell you, that while your food and amenities are still beneath the standard of a third world country, I must applaud you for your attempt at live theatre. I would never of thought of performing a stage version of Snakes On A Plane.

Eddie Cibrian Must Have Bought Something Really Expensive

The staged photo above is Eddie Cibrian in Las Vegas with this wife. Eddie, as you may remember who last month was cheating on his wife with LeAnn Rimes. I love how in the photo Eddie has his wedding ring all sparkly and on display for the camera. This isn't some random photo by a guest, but rather a photo taken at Lavo restaurant, by Lavo staff. What kind of picture do you think they are going to take? They want the guy to come back. I notice they didn't take any pictures of the couple when they didn't really speak to each other all night. They were with four other people, probably just for that purpose. To avoid awkward one on one time in public.

Oh, People neglected to mention the fact they really didn't talk to each other that much or seem close at all. Nope. People sucked up to their publicist and reported this from a "source." "They seem as happy as ever. They were very affectionate."

OK, well the first part of the quote means the person knew them before that night. That means it is one of the four people they were dining with or a publicist. Of course I am wagering that one of the people they ate with that night was a publicist who made sure the restaurant knew who the guy was, and second took a photo at the exact position they wanted. They might be sitting close to each other, but in the kiss it looks like she is going for cheek.

All that being said, the couple does have two little kids so I hope it all works out for them.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which funnyman doesn't even bother to hide his drug habit? When pals come to visit his pad, they're just as likely to see baggies of cocaine lying around as they are to see throw pillows.

Today's Blind Items - From The Accountant

First some updates. The German singer arrested for transmitting HIV is not the HIV positive singer. Also, Coke Mom has not been in the photos the past few days.

This B list movie actor is on the cusp of A list. He had a breakout year last year. He considers himself to be a method actor to some extent. For researching one role he spent a great deal of money on drugs. Just for research mind you. Since he considered the research crucial to his acting performance he wanted to know if he could deduct the $15,000 he spent on drugs.

It's Hard To Talk When You Are Teabagging

Anderson Cooper gets the laugh of the day. If you have ever wanted to hear the words "It's hard to talk when you are teabagging" come out of Anderson Cooper's mouth, then today is your lucky day.

Random Photos Part One

Green Day - Oakland
Jessica Lange and her daughter Aleksandra Baryshnikov who looks just like her dad. Jessica will be 60 years old next week, so happy birthday to her.
I get the feeling that Amanda Bynes has about 30 of the same dresses in her closet, just with different colors. She wears the same thing every time she goes out. Club, red carpet it is always the same.
It appears that Adam Lambert has a tie growing out of his ear.
The one and only Beastie Boys. Love them.
Drew Barrymore looks very lovely.
Speaking of lovely, Diane Sawyer and her husband Mike Nichols swathed in velvet.
Elle Paris has 8 different covers this month. All of them have women with no makeup on and no airbrushing at all. Here are the three which have been leaked.

Monica Bellucci.
Eva Herzigova.
Sophie Marceau.
Eric Bana adjusting himself for Details Magazine.
Flight Of The Conchords - New York
I love Kristen Wiig on SNL.
"So, I told them hey, I'm not doing another damn boat movie."
I didn't know if was going to have enough pictures so I threw in Leslie Mann.
Lisa Rinna on the cover of Playboy. I have no desire to open the cover at all.
I would have a desire to see Melora Hardin in it though.
Meh, it's Michelle Trachtenberg. But, take a look at the tourists behind her. Trust me, they are tourists. Look how excited they are.
Not appearing excited, but with huge bags under his eyes is Matthew Perry.
Neko Case - New York
Orlando Bloom on the set of his new project.
If you couldn't get invited to the 17 Again premiere you ended up at the kid's table aka Into The Blue 2. I dislike posting Audrina Patridge pictures, but I do like posting pictures of her standing next to her sister because it makes you wonder why one decided to cover herself in tattoos and the other didn't.
Also at the kid's table was Holly Madison,
and Phoebe Price.
This is an audition for the tour Puppetry Of The Penis. Seriously.
Roma Downey looks great.
Rosario Dawson, not so much.
Is Reese coaching her daughter's softball team because this is the second time in a week she has been playing.
Seth Green from the front.
Seth Green from the side.

Octomom Diapers Coming To A Store Near You

According to The Smoking Gun, Octomom has decided to trademark the name Octomom. Yep. In a filing last week with the Patent And Trademark Office, Nadya Suleman says that she wants to use the name to sell dresses, pants, shirts, and diapers. She also wants to use the name in connection with a reality show.

Yeah, anything to make a buck off her kids. I know how many of you dislike her and if that is a representative sample of the population in general, I'm wondering how many people would actually buy a product with the Octomom name on it. Would you want to be seen at your local dollar store buying Octomom pants or dresses for your little ones? Yeah, I didn't think so. I bet she is already trying to figure out what she is going to buy when she sells their 1st birthday pictures and if she will let the other 6 kids attend the party.

Tara Reid Gets Greedy

Tara Reid was supposed to be in American Pie 63, or whatever number they are up to now. Apparently she has pulled out of the movie now because the producers wouldn't meet her price. Umm. Tara. Maybe you should have just taken the opportunity to work and get the resulting publicity. You know, work on the whole getting back into movies thing and not worrying so much about being the highest paid actor on the movie.

I don't want to spoil all the surprises, because our very own Adrianna Costa is up in Vancouver on the set of the movie and is going to blog about her experience there, her small role in the movie and hanging out with some other temporary visitors to Vancouver. But, you know the reason she went to Vancouver? To interview Tara Reid. Yep. I'm sure she wasn't the only one. So, it shows you what being stubborn and thinking you are better than everyone can do to your career.

The thing is Tara actually went to Vancouver. It was only when she got there and realized she wasn't going to get paid what she wanted that she left. It isn't like there are offers just rolling in. Here was a simple movie that was going to be straight to DVD probably, but would have been seen by people and you were going to get interviewed by all the tabloid television shows and she blew it by being greedy. That's it. So, if she starts complaining about not being able to get roles or finding someone who wants to hire her, someone needs to remind her why.

Pamela Anderson Is A Hypocrite

Pamela Anderson has always been a huge PETA supporter. Chances are if you open a KFC, you will see Pamela Anderson out there at some point protesting about how the chickens were killed inhumanely. This hasn't stopped her from wearing UGG boots which last I checked were made of leather. And, it certainly hasn't stopped her from promoting meat if the paycheck is large enough. According to FOX News, Pamela Anderson and some other irrelevant Z listers will be appearing at the grand opening of Sapphire New York which is a combination strip club and steak house.

To me, it is this kind of thing that gives celebrity causes a bad name. If you are going to stick with something then stick with it. If you want to be taken seriously with your beliefs which is hard enough to do when it is Pamela Anderson, then don't compromise those beliefs just for a paycheck. I don't think she would eat the steak, but I do think that it makes everything she does for PETA suspect. I guess she could say she is only there for the strip club part, but that is probably just how she sold it to herself to justify taking money for meat. Hey, she has done that before hasn't she? I forgot that is why she decided to marry Rick Saloman.

Bruce Springsteen Affair Details To Come To Light

I haven't really felt the need to post about the Bruce Springsteen affair up until now, because it is just kind of ho hum. But, the woman in the alleged affair went to court to try and get the divorce filings sealed from public view and failed. A judge ruled that "The family court is not unique in presiding over cases that involve enormous personal embarrassment. Openness is the norm, it is not the exception." That means those affair denials from Bruce and the woman might come back to bite them in the butt. Sure, the details alleged by the husband may or may not be true, but if there is nothing to hide, then why seal the records? The woman says it is to save her children from further embarrassment and harm. I understand that, but if she did have an affair with Bruce, maybe she should have thought about not only her children then, but also Bruce's children.

Oh, and Bruce isn't blameless here himself. I mean he has proven in the past that he is a cheater. That is how he ended up with his current wife. She was the other woman once herself. This should all get very interesting in the next few days.

When Tattoos Go Horribly Wrong

I hate waking up in the morning and discovering a tattoo on my body that wasn't there prior to me getting hammered. I especially dislike it when the tattoo involves some kind of name or word that probably seemed like a great idea at 3am and was full of meaning, but now makes no more sense than Sanskrit.

Speaking of Sanskrit, Rihanna got a tattoo recently in Sanskrit. Well, she thought it was. She also thought it said, "forgiveness, honesty, suppression and control". What it really said was "you owe me $100 and you won't know the difference." See, that is the problem with all of these symbols and foreign languages being inked onto bodies. Unless you read or write the language how do you know it is what it portends to be? Just because you saw it on the wall of a tattoo shop doesn't mean it's correct.

And then what if your tattoo artist makes a little slip and instead of wishing everyone peace, you are now telling everyone to f**k off. That's why I like nice simple themes for my tattoos. Food, drink, an outline of my house key. I know, I know. I was drunk and I think I had this idea I wouldn't lose it anymore if it was on my body and I was going to tape it there. I don't know. I'm sure it made sense at some point that night.

How Does That Help The Children?

Last week Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler broke up again after Travis found out that Shanna was sleeping with Gerard Butler which he found offensive. Not Gerard personally but just the whole Shanna is pretending to care about me lying almost dead in the hospital so she can get publicity but is having sex with Gerard at home every night kind of thing. Anyway, I think we all thought that Shanna would go find a rich husband, have a few kids and Travis and DJ Adam would continue their love fest for each other.

It turns out though that Shanna and Travis are still living together. Oh yes. According to US Weekly, the couple have decided to stay shacked up and pretend they are one big happy family for the sake of the kids. Uh huh. Seriously? So, are they sharing the same bedroom then? How are they explaining that one to the kids if they aren't?

I mean I know it is one thing if you are like Suri and your parents have never slept in the same room so you don't know any better, but I think their kids know something is up. They don't fight now? Being fake in front of one another doesn't help the kids. It makes the kids confused. It especially confuses them if mom or dad brings home someone to spend the night which I'm guessing is a real possibility. You say they wouldn't do something so callous. I want you to think about with whom we are dealing.

If you are going to split up, then split. The whole back and forth thing is not good for the kids or yourselves. Plus, I really want to see what idiot guy Shanna traps next.

Hulk Hogan Understands OJ

At this point in Hulk Hogan's life the world of public opinion is pretty much going to be against he, or any member of his family does, but they just continue to make it worse. Whether it is Hulk telling the world how much he loves seeing his daughter on a stripper pole, rubbing lotion into her nether regions, hearing the family spokesperson tell the world that Nick can't wait to start drift racing again, or now, that Hulk totally understands OJ and why he killed his wife. Ummm yeah.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Hulk said, "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

First of all can I just say how much I enjoy Hulk letting us know how big his house was and what kind of car he drives. I'm guessing if the SUV had been say, a KIA Sportage he wouldn't have dropped that name as quickly for us as Escalade. See? Who thinks like that? He wants us to know that even though he is a washed up guy he still has money, and an admiration for how OJ killed his wife.

Who says something like that? Oh yeah. The same guy who says he loves his daughter on stripper poles and dates her twin.

Melissa Joan Hart Is My Hero Today As She Rants About Twitter And Reality Stars

Melissa Joan Hart is doing some press for some made for tv movie she made with Joey Lawrence. Yeah, I know. I am not really here to talk about her acting choices. As much money as she has, and she has a lot, you would think she could find a project to produce and star in that didn't have to feature Joey Lawrence.

Anyway, in one of the interviews she gave, she started talking about how if the internet had been big when she was 20, there were times when people would have thought she was Lindsay Lohan and so she is grateful no one was there to see it.

She then went into a priceless rant about Twitter.

"I have friends that have celebrity friends on Twitter that have had to dis-friend them, I don't know what you'd say, turn them off, because they would just get so many that it fills up in their in box and they don't have time for checking 'I'm walking into Starbucks,' 'I'm getting a soy latte,' 'I'm putting Splenda in the soy latte,' 'I'm walking out of Starbucks,' 'I validated my ticket." I don't have time for that."

No one has time for that. Why does the entire world need to know what you are doing every five seconds. I know that at some point someone is going to figure out how to attach GPS to Twitter through your phone and so not only will you know what everyone
is doing all of the time, you will know exactly where they are at all times.

I really didn't think it could get better than that. But, I was wrong. She saved the best for last when she trashed The Hills and reality stars in general.

"I know my little sisters are crazy for it [Twilight] I'm just glad to see there's finally a little emphasis on some talent driven projects instead of reality crap. Especially to see 'The Hills' kids' faces plastered every where, it's like what have they done? Who? What? I feel so old, I go to red carpet sometimes and I'm reading the magazines and I don't know who half these people are ... I have no idea [about] this Melissa [Rycroft] 'Bachelor' person? She was on the cover of PEOPLE magazine. I've had a career for 27-years, I've never been on the cover … are you kidding me? In like a year, no one will know who the hell she is."

Yes, but the problem is that for one week people knew who she was and wanted to know more about her so she sold magazines. But, I get her point. The thing is Melissa could be on more covers but she would have to go around getting drunk every night and get arrested a few times so people would notice. Oh, and I think she is getting a People cover finally, so don't feel too bad for her.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which downtown club stays open well past legal hours? The biggest spenders sneak in around 5 a.m. and stay until 9.

Today's Blind Items - From The Accountant

It is that time of the year. Tax time. And with tax time comes lots of stories from the accountant about how celebrities are spending their money, and on whom.

This B-/C+ actor is the co-star of a very highly rated, long running network drama. He has been on the entire run of the show. Anyway, in 2008, our actor bought not one, not, two, but three sets of fake breasts for women I guess he was dating. Besides breasts he also paid for several other procedures, putting his plastic surgery total from last year at about $65,000, none of which was apparently spent on him.

Random Photos Part One

At the top is Alfre Woodard because I'm not sure I can remember a picture of her with her husband Roderick Spencer. They have been married for like 25 years but it is a rare sight.
Not one of Andie MacDowell's better days.
How many people really believe that is Bobby Trendy's Bentley? Yeah, no one. You can tell that was a hurry up and jump on it kind of moment. Is he wearing Lindsay Lohan leggings?
So, if you only shave half your head does that mean you are only half as crazy as Britney?
A very lovely Christie Brinkley and some organic farmer guy who I'm guessing works at a mall at Christmas.
A first time appearance for Carol Higgins Clark.
I didn't even recognize Carol Kane.
OK, sorry people, but I'm getting tired of Hugh Jackman photos.
One of the few times I have seen Heidi in an one on situation with one of her kids.
Judging by the smile on Jessica Alba's face, I'm guessing Cash must not be there.
Jason Bateman looks like he is in some catalog photo. Great picture of he and his daughter.
Johnny Depp on the set of his movie.
Jennie Garth walking the streets or waiting for valet. I guess there is a difference. One implies you are trying to earn a living on the streets and one means you are just waiting for your car.
One of my favorite train wreck couples Andre and Katie Price.
Whether you like or dislike Kelly Ripa, one thing on which I think we all can agree is that if you hire her to promote a product she will sell the hell out of it.
Michael Jackson auction stuff to creep you out.


Yeah, let me know who buys the bed.
Looks like Beyonce stole a jacket from the auction already.
Oasis - Cape Town
Panic At The Disco - Cape Town
And they are back to statues, although look at the Prince. A little smirk. I think he might have got some last night. Either that or they opened a Tim Hortons in Spain.
Russell Crowe ignored every fan on his way in and out of David Letterman.
Rachel Dratch and a first time appearance for George Clooney's best friend and great actor Richard Kind.
Snow Patrol - Cape Town
Which Star Trek cast member or director is the one with whom you would you like to spend some alone time? From L to R JJ Abrams, Eric Bana, Zoe Saldana, Zachary Quinto or Chris Pine?
More casts. This time the cast of True Blood. Great show.
A first time appearance for a great actress, Tovah Feldshuh.
And a not so great actress, Tori Spelling.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Gone Off The Deep End

Jennifer Love Hewitt continues to amaze me. Oh, and when I say amaze, I mean disturbs me, as in she is disturbed. Every time she opens her mouth or someone says something about her it just gets more crazy. I thought the whole Jamie Kennedy thing was the topper, but it turns out she was saving one good one for the people over at Maxim. Jennifer is on the cover of Maxim this month and does a pictorial inside. But, it is the interview that killed me, especially this one line.

"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."

And you know what? I don't think she is joking. I have absolutely no problems imagining her doing that. I also have no problems imagining her with two bathtubs in one bathroom so she and her mother can bathe together, each with their own tiara while they discuss every second of Jennifer's day and if Jamie will get to sleep with Jennifer that night.

See, the thing is that the next six months should be really interesting. If you think we have heard some crazy Jennifer stories over the past few months you just wait until she breaks up with Jamie. Oh, sure Jamie will try and win her back for a few months and so will be quiet at first, but eventually his ego and need for publicity will send him to Howard Stern or somewhere and he won't leave one stone unturned. Anything she did with him or that she mentioned she did to someone else he will let it all out. He will spill his guts and it will be so much fun.

He Can't Be Serious

I don't normally talk about politics on this site, or decisions on whether a politician should run for election, but in this case I just have to. According to the NY Post, Eliot Spitzer is thinking of running for the Attorney General of New York again. If you remember, Spitzer was Attorney General before he became Governor and Client #9. To me, him running for the top law enforcement job in New York is akin to when Marion Barry ran for office in Washington DC after spending time in jail for crack possession while Mayor. Of course Barry won his election, so maybe I'm wrong.

How would anyone take Spitzer seriously? How can you prosecute people for crimes when you yourself committed crimes? Does he think the people of New York will forget this? Does he think they love him so much they will just forgive him and say he should be the guy who enforces their laws? Is his ego so large that he doesn't realize how idiotic he looks and how he embarrassed the state? His opponents wouldn't even have to come up with sneaky commercials. Everyone else would do the dirty job for them. Every press conference would start with the question, "Why exactly do you leave your socks on while having sex?" Oh, another one could be, "In this economy, do you support the use of government vouchers so people don't have to pay full price for escorts?"

Spitzer just needs to move on with his life and stay out of any involvement with politics or anything to do with law enforcement.

Remember When Nick Lachey Used To Be Famous?

According to the NY Daily News, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lemon Jello are on the rocks and due to break up at any moment. Their source says it is because Nick thinks Vanessa is holding him back career wise. Uh huh. Yeah, I can see why with all the spotlight she steals from Nick. Come on. Have you ever seen Vanessa do anything other than shop? Her decision to leave TRL was not very well thought out because that whole movie career thing didn't really materialize. Note to actors and actresses. Being cast in a spoof movie does not make you a real actress. It means you are identifiable enough to be the punch line in a joke.

Vanessa hasn't done anything to hurt Nick's career. Nick's career just doesn't really have any place to go. Did you even know he had a new single out? Well apparently the rest of the world didn't get the memo either because it peaked at #75. At least Jessica's country album debuted at #1 before burning a fiery exit from the charts. Yes, he is the producer of a show on MTV, but no one watches it which means the chances of him getting another show on the air is probably zilch unless he is starring in it.

Nick is a very likable guy, but unless he can afford some really good songwriters I think his best hope is to become a television show host or do another reality show. If he keeps banking on the whole music thing, I'm not sure it will work.

Jen & Courteney Break Up

Apparently Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are no longer BFF. Oh, I'm sure it will blow over at some point, but for now David Arquette is probably loving his life. No more whiny Jennifer calling the house every five minutes or showing up unexpectedly to talk about her new movie or fake boyfriend or to steal the house weed.

Courteney Cox is one of the few Friends cast members I can actually stand and I even like her. God that was hard to say. I really loved Dirt, and I'm hoping for good things from her new show. Well, to try and get her show picked up by a network, she obviously wanted the best pilot possible and so asked Jennifer Aniston to be in it. According to The Globe, Jennifer said no. Of course, the Globe probably said that Elvis was still alive later in the issue, so believe what you want.

Because Jennifer said no, Courteney was devastated. Why? It is totally worth not having a show picked up if it gets Jennifer permanently out of your life. I don't recall Jennifer ever appearing in Dirt either. I think Jennifer only wants success for herself. If someone else is trying to succeed and it has a chance, she won't help. If a project is awful or a show, I think she would be happy to do it and will be the first to say, "sorry it didn't work out." Well, she should have a lot of experience with awfulness.

So Courteney, tell Jennifer to be gone and invite the entire Arquette clan over for a party. Can you imagine what it must be like to get drunk with the Arquette family? Patricia, Rosanna, Alexis and David? That has to be fun. I don't think Jennifer has had that in 20 years.

Jamie Foxx Says Britney Spears Takes Heroin, Lindsay Lohan Does Crack And Miley Cyrus Needs Chlamydia

I'm guessing that Jamie Foxx didn't have the greatest Easter in the entire world. He spent much of Easter morning on his radio show taking shots at various female celebrities. No male celebrities because that isn't how Jamie rolls. Jamie didn't pull any punches at all.

A listener called in and asked Jamie what he thought of Miley Cyrus' semi-feud with Radiohead. In response, Jamie said the following, "Miley is a little white bitch. Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat."

Umm. Wow. I would say that Jamie has some anger issues and some explaining to do. I guess all three of them must have turned him down at some point and so he is taking out on them. Either that or he is on heroin, lost a girlfriend to a lesbian and was told by his last underage girlfriend she caught an STD on a bicycle seat. The audio from the program is below. The language is definitely NSFW.

Someone Is Lying, But I Don't Care

I can't wait until Candy and Tori Spelling each have their respective books come out. Then, hopefully we can stop this who is the bigger martyr competition in which they seem to be engaged. Last week Tori said she would love to have a relationship with her mother, but that her mother won't call or e-mail and blah, blah, blah. Tori tries and tries to be a good daughter and wants a relationship with her mom for the sake of the grandkids blah, blah blah.

Well yesterday it was Candy Spelling's day to carry the cross and she said that she has called, texted, and e-mailed but Tori never calls her back, blah, blah, blah so Candy took to her own website to write a note to Tori because she knows Tori reads her site. So, even though she wants to work it out privately she has no choice if she wants to be a good mom, blah, blah, blah.

Candy did plug Tori's book for her which was nice. She said Tori's book comes out Tuesday and so then it will be even harder to get along. Yeah, well maybe they can kiss and make up and write a book together and make a really bad made for tv movie together. Those are the specialty of Tori. Obviously someone is lying in all of this and hasn't really tried to contact the other, but I honestly don't care. The only thing that would make me take notice is if Tori finally kicks Dean out or if Dean is doing Candy.

Mariah Carey Isn't Pregnant. Just Having An Awful Day

Yesterday, I wasn't the only site to run that truly awful photo of Mariah Carey. Lucky for her most sites just attributed it to pregnancy and so gave her a break. Ummm. According to her she isn't pregnant and blames the dress, her hair, her weight and everything else for looking like crap. Apparently Mariah reads gossip sites religiously and so right after the pictures started emerging she kept doing that whole Twitter thing. Well, lets face it, Mariah wasn't really Twittering she had Nick do it. How do I know she had Nick do it?

"I don't know what was worse, the bleak angles and bright peach dress ... or the b.s. commentary/blogs, but Nick looked cute."

Uh huh. Nice of Nick to throw in the last line about himself. He doesn't have to worry about her reading it though, she just looks at the pictures and has someone read to her.

"And if I gained a few pounds.. my trainers back living with me again."

I don't think she looks fat. She is 40 years old. She just looked completely different from the way she usually looks. Maybe we are so used to her dressing like an 18 year old hooker that when she actually wears something that could be considered almost churchable clothing she just looks odd. So, no fear for now. Mariah is not reproducing. If she got pregnant it would involve having sex with Nick, and I am still not convinced she has sex with him. Sure they are married, but I have always thought of it as an air kiss pat on the back before you finish shining my shoes kind of marriage.

Marlee Matlin Was A Drug Addict And Abused By William Hurt

Last night, I was sitting around re watching the Curling World Championships from Sunday night. In case you have it on your TiVo ready to watch I won't tell you that Scotland beat Canada in a heart breaker. Whooops. Anyway, the thing about Curling is that you don't have to pay really close attention to the television and so I was surfing through the internet and saw that Marlee Matlin had finally come clean and spilled the beans about her life and abusive relationship with William Hurt.

Back in the day, when she was in her teens and Hurt was already a dirty old man he pretty much beat her everyday. This was true even when she won the Academy Award for Best Actress. Definitely a beating day. He had to put her in her place. Of course back then she was also doing so much coke and pot that she couldn't even tell the difference between the two and just did them to do them. In her book she says the only person she even knew other than Hurt was her drug dealer.

Marlee has always been a very quiet person and kept everything within. I think the best thing she has ever done was going on Dancing With The Stars because it allowed her to be able to express herself that nothing else ever has, and gave her the power to write this book. Marlee says she and Hurt never spoke about the book and the last time she saw him was 3 years ago, but I guarantee he knew it was coming. I wish it would have come out sooner. Hurt has gone through a string of girlfriends, wives and baby mamas. I'm glad Marlee finally came out and said what happened.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which young songbird not only had lipo on her stomach, but even got the “back fat” sucked out from under her bra line?

Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent

It is not very often that Simon Cowell is left speechless by a performance. Susan Boyle stunned the judges and the UK with her version of I Dreamed A Dream from Les Miserables. You have to listen to her story and then watch her sing. Seriously. It is well worth your time.

Today's Blind Items

A couple of months ago in this space I talked about the actress who left her coke out while she went to answer the phone and her child found it. The child of course was copying what mommy had been doing. Well, apparently mommy's habit is getting out of control again because she was at a swim class with her child. She was in the water with her child and several other parents and yet went to the dressing room 3 times in a 45 minute class. Each time she went, she would leave her child to be watched over by another parent or the teacher of the class.

Phil Spector Found Guilty Of 2nd Degree Murder

Music producer Phil Spector has been found guilty of second degree murder in the death of actress Lana Clarkson. This was the second trial in this case. The first trial resulted in a hung jury when they couldn't agree on a verdict.

Random Photos Part One

Billy Idol & Debbie Harry deserve the top spot on their own, but put them together looking this good and it is guaranteed.
Anna Paquin looks a little shaky on that bike.
Christina Applegate enjoying a typical Hollywood breakfast. Coffee and cigarettes. You would think that being a breast cancer survivor, she really wouldn't want to push her luck by smoking.
I have not seen Danielle Fishel in a long time.
Donal Logue is always a favorite. He also updates his Facebook page constantly which is cool except he uploads photos and then takes them down and uploads new ones and takes them down. So, as a consequence, your home page can look like a Donal Logue photo spread at times.
Keane - Perth
Gilles Marini is always smiling. I wish other celebrities would be excited they are making big bucks and not doing any work. I hate when they are on the red carpet looking as if it is a chore.
I don't know how much Reebok is paying people like Holly Madison to come get photographed on their trapeze workout thingy, but I have noticed that with the exception of maybe one or two people, they have all been actresses who could probably use a few bucks.
The cast of one of the best shows ever, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Jimmy Jean Louis and a first time appearance for Costas Mandylor, at least in the photos.
God, I wish they were wearing shirts that said I'm with stupid. Look at the expressions on their face. Now, prior to going into the restaurant, Jessica had her hair braided. When she left, it looked like this, and take it from me, she left wearing absolutely no panties. Now, she could have just given them to her dad who was eating with her, or maybe she and Tony had a quickie in the bathroom. Of course judging by the horrified looks on their faces, they could have caught Joe and Tina in the bathroom.
An Easter Bunny dressed like Kate Beckinsale.
A very lovely Liv Tyler.
If you ever need a laugh, this is the photo that will do it. She thinks she looks good, doesn't she? I wonder if she is pregnant.
This is exactly how I imagine Melanie Griffith sitting at home every night. She looks like the witch in Sleeping Beauty.
"Hi Dug. Wear r u? :)"
"Hi PaRis, Im in Amsterdam. Where r u?"
"I'm in Hamsterdam 2"

"We should hook up Dug."
"Yeah, pot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah, that's hot"
"PaRiS, I have a burning sensation when I pee, is that normal?"
The $25 million dollar home Michael Jackson is renting. I bet he blows all his London money before he even earns it, then he will cancel the shows and let people try and sue him.
Remind me to never go on vacation with Princess Eugenie. Last year she was in India when the terrorist attacks occurred and this year she is in Thailand while they are having riots.
No snark for once. It's the princess with the princesses.
Happy 30th birthday Rudi Huxtable.
Happy 50th birthday to Perry Farrell. Notice the teleprompter so as to not forget the lyrics. Hello Jessica Simpson.
If this were an actress instead of Rob Estes everyone would say she was pregnant because he is touching his stomach.
Your once a month Twilight photo from the set of New Moon. It's very interesting that Michael Sheen signed on to the movie to play the King of The Vampires as it were.
It has been a long time since Skeet Ulrich was in the photos.
On Friday in Los Angeles - "If that Hannah Montana movie beats us, I will do Pacifier 2"
I don't know that I have seen Will Arnett and Amy Poehler's baby before.

Hey Today Show. Stop Kissing Butt And Ask A Question

LeAnn Rimes was on The Today show this morning. She was on the show to promote her new book. So, in return for giving her national publicity and increased book sales, Today got what in return? Nothing. They didn't ask her one question about her affair. They didn't even try and evasively ask a question about it.

It isn't like they didn't have opportunities either. They did. At one point LeAnn said that people are fascinated about her personal life. I don't really agree with that, but whatever. She then could have been led into discussing why her personal life has been in the news lately. They could have asked anything, but instead they just let her talk about what she wanted to talk about and gave her softball questions.

These people want to come on the show because it sells books. You are already doing them one favor. You don't need to do another by not asking questions. When a "news" show does this all they are doing is being a publicist for the actress or actor or singer. It would be like if that ship captain who got rescued yesterday came on the show tomorrow and they spent the entire segment talking about his favorite recipes at sea.

Whatever Happened To Charlotte Ayanna?

After I posted the item last week about Emily Longstreth, I had a reader send me in another actress who has gone missing. Charlotte Ayanna has to be one of my favorite rags to riches stories. You can read her entire history on her IMDB page, but basically from the time she was one she was in foster homes and separated from her siblings who were sent to different foster homes. Her mother lost custody of all the children because of mental problems.

At the age of 17, while still in foster care, her foster mother bet her $150 that she was too chicken to try out for Miss Vermont Teen USA. Charlotte won and then won Miss Teen USA in 1993 wearing a $37 dress and was reunited with her siblings.

In Hollywood she starred alongside Adrien Brody in Love The Hard Way and played Ethan Hawke's wife in Training Day. Her last appearance was in 2007 in the movie, The Insatiable, and she has not been heard from since.

Madonna Really Wants Mercy

So, over the weekend Madonna decided to send an e-mail to a newspaper in Malawi listing all of the reasons why she would be a great mother to Mercy. She also included the most airbrushed photo I have seen of her. She probably wanted to send the e-mail last week after she had to leave the country, but I'm pretty sure it must have taken a team of CGI experts months to airbrush this photo. I also love how everyone else in the photo is just a little fuzzy and the only person who stands out is Madonna.

I think the e-mail is just her way of saying she gave it her all and a way to lay a huge guilt trip on the country. Oh, and a huge ego boost. Why didn't she just send a normal photo of her with Mercy instead of this retouched photo? Maybe she thinks the people in Malawi haven't heard of photoshop and this is what she really looks like.

Plus, she pretty much says that Malawi sucks as a country.

'I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible.

I'm not sure what the loving family environment is since I never see her with her kids, but I am sure Mercy will get the best boarding school in the world.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Sure Can Pick Them

Apparently Blaaaaaaaake Fielder Civil impregnated a fellow rehabber about a month ago. Gilleen Morris, who is 31 and looks about 131 hooked up with Blake while they were both in rehab. Sex and vodka every night in rehab until Gilleen was kicked out of the place for drinking and smoking. And yes, she knew she was pregnant while she was drinking and smoking.

Gilleen wanted to get an abortion, but Blaaaake wants her to keep the kid and he is going to raise it himself. Think Pete Doherty with cats, only a HUMAN. Gilleen is six weeks pregnant so she didn't wait very long before selling her story to the News Of The World. Gilleen says that Blaake wants her to give up heroin and smoking while she is pregnant, you know, for the health of the baby. What about when the baby is born?

Gilleen already has two children who both live with her mother. Neither Gilleen or Blaaaake want to be with each other. In fact they haven't seen each other in almost a month. They have spoken on the phone. Gilleen says she will decide whether to keep the baby the next time she sees Blaaaake. I think it will also depend on whether a tabloid will pay her to keep talking about life with Blaaaaaake while she is pregnant. Oh, and get this. She is totally willing to just have the baby and hand it over to Amy and Blaake if they stay together. Can you imagine the two of them raising a baby together?

I Don't Believe Tila Tequila

About 2:30 this morning, Tila Tequila's Twitter posted a note saying she had died. Shortly thereafter another note said, ""I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead."

That is very scary stuff. If someone broke into your house and said those things about you, then you would probably freak the hell out. Now, remember both of those messages were posted between 230am -245am.

At 4am, Tila logged into her Twitter account and said, "This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don't know who logged into my account and wrote that."

"but someone did indeed break into my house. It's been a very scary night for me. it's 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all."

"too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me"

"Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all."

"They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks."

"Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye"

Around 4:30, Tequila said, "Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I'm staying at a friend’s house 2nite."


OK, first of all who Twitters when someone might still be in your house or right outside who has said all of this to you? Has anyone seen a police report today? Do you think you would file a police report if everything in your house was shattered and you had a stalker like that who might be hanging around? Does anyone know where Billy Corgan was last night?

So, follow me with this. Supposedly this psycho is in her house at 2:30am. Then, at 4am, Tila logs into to say she is alive. She then posts several more times. I'm assuming she did this from her phone because remember everything is shattered and broken. Psycho dude said he used her computer to log in so he must have smashed it up after he was done Twittering? He then took Tila's dog, found Tila's car keys and locked the dog in her trunk.

She said that she had been crying all night. Well psycho dude didn't do anything until 239am, and so she couldn't have been crying that long. Also, why is she apologizing to her fans for psycho's behavior? She does that twice. I want to see the police report and some pictures. Otherwise I don't believe her. If she is telling the truth, then she needs to think through coming home immediately after the stalker leaves like that.

Chris Brown Finds A New Victim

It didn't take Chris Brown long to move on to another woman. According to the NY Daily News, Chris Brown is spending time with an ex-girlfriend named Erica Jackson. Now, I don't know who is more stupid. Chris Brown or his new girlfriend. Chris Brown has Rihanna on his side enough where she is not going to testify against Chris unless she is ordered to which means the prosecution's case isn't as strong as it could be. Sure, they have the statement Rihanna gave that night and the photos, but it isn't the same thing as having Rihanna up there saying it. You know Rihanna is going to be ticked about this so why push her buttons about it now? Wait until after this is all settled.

As for his new girlfriend. She is an idiot too. Did she see Rihanna's face? Does she think Chris won't be that way with her? Does she think she is special and will never make him mad? Does she think she can take a few punches? Also, Chris cheated on Rihanna every damn day, so she must know he is going to cheat on her, probably beat her at some point and yet because he is Chris Brown she is willing to deal with that and date him.

I hope she has health insurance.

Mel Gibson Getting Divorced

Mel Gibson's wife Robyn finally got tired of all Mel's crap and filed for divorce this morning. According to TMZ she actually signed the divorce papers on Good Friday which was probably some kind of dig at Mel. Supposedly the two have been separated for about two and a half years but Robyn will still be entitled to about $450M of Mel's $900M. I didn't realize that Mel was that close to being a billionaire. Well, I think being married to Mel for 28 years is worth a hell of a lot more than $450M which is why she also wants spousal support and to share custody of their 10 year old kid.

I wonder if Mel will try and get the marriage annulled at least in the eyes of the Catholic Church. I don't know how he would, but it would be interesting to see what money can buy. I think Robyn probably just got tired of Mel being seen with women all of the time and her friends asking her if everything was ok in the marriage. That, or Britney Spears kept calling the house all the time asking for that Lethal Weapon dude and wondering if she could use his place again.

Here Come The Duggar's

When I first saw the Duggar family was expecting another baby, I said to myself doesn't that woman ever get tired of having kids. But, it turns out it wasn't them it was their oldest kid. Joshua Duggar got married back in October and he and his wife are expecting a kid in October. That means it was three whole months before she got pregnant. I'm sure he was yelling at her every night because she had not get pregnant yet and wondering how come she wasn't like his mom.

When Joshua's wife Anna took the pregnancy test she gave it to Joshua without looking at it which is the weirdest thing ever. It's like it is her job and he is the supervisor. That night at dinner he broke the news to Anna and his parents all at once.

Oh, and lest you think they are not going to have a million kids, when asked if they were going to keep the J tradition when naming their kid, Joshua said, "Discussions are underway. We are planning on a name theme, but we are not sure what it will be." When you start talking about naming themes you know there are going to be a bunch of kids. And discussion shmicussion, I think the only person he is discussing it with is himself.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which troubled starlet is getting over a bad breakup with a member of the same sex? We just hope the latter’s current boyfriend doesn’t get wind of the girl-on-girl shenanigans!