Four For Friday

These are four that will be really hard to guess, but they are such great items that they need to be shared.

#1 - This producer has had at least one Academy Award nomination for Best Picture. The thing is, he has been the producer of many, many movies, but has never done any actual producing. He takes the producer credit in exchange for a reduced fee in the drugs he supplies to the set.

#2 - This C list actor shows up as a recurring role for three or four episodes at a time on a television show and then disappears for a year or so and does it again. His latest show was an arc on a bubble network comedy. Anyway, during his three weeks on the show, he managed to get not one, but two extras pregnant. Nice huh? It's a good thing he doesn't work more.

#3 - This director has had a top ten movie of the week this year. The word is to never visit him in his trailer. Ever. From the second he walks into the trailer he takes off his clothes. If you come to his trailer he doesn't cover himself or make any efforts to be modest. It is full frontal the entire time. He isn't lewd about it, he just goes naked until he is needed on the set again.

#4 - This B-/C+ actor from a hit network drama who has had a very famous girlfriend in the past year, thinks he has a life coach that he hired last year. What he really has is a tabloid reporter who is writing a book about the show and the people on it.

Random Photos Part One

I'm not sure how Amanda Bynes made it to the top. I really need to stop drinking before noon on Fridays. The only reason I include her in the photos at this point is to make sure I have a catalog of the fact that she continues to wear the same thing but in different colors everytime she goes out. I know I have said it before, but she just doesn't ever change. Short dress, long legs, high heels.
I will choose to ignore the fact that Rashida Jones has her arm around Anna Faris. Maybe Anna was about to pass out or was going to be ill. Perhaps Anna needed a shoulder to cry on because she realizes her movie career is just going to be her playing the same part repeatedly for less money each time.
Adam Lambert out shopping in Beverly Hills. It doesn't look like he has seen much sunlight since being in LA. I mean seriously. Look at his hand. When is the last time it saw any kind of light other than what is reflected from Ryan Seacrest's shiny face?
I picked this picture of Pete and Ashlee because you can only see half of her. I know I am slow and I don't always catch things, but is that big tattoo on Ashlee's arm new?
What does Brooke Burke have now, six kids? I would much rather watch a reality show with her about raising her kids than Jon & Kate.
Blink 182 - Los Angeles
Christian Bale and his wife Sibi at the Terminator premiere.
Also there was Eric Dane, who looks really different.
I wrote about Grey's Anatomy earlier so thought I might as well throw up a picture of Ellen Pompeo.
The "candid" photo of the day goes to the greedy Gretchen Rossi and her latest money sucking sucker Slade.
Last week Kylie Minogue was having sex with this fuse box and this week Hilary Duff is all over it. The Empire State Building fuse box gets more action in a week than I have seen in my life.
I'm surprised none of the paps coughed up a quarter for Jessica Alba. Must be the economy. Or they don't like her.
Jennifer Hudson - New York
The one and only John Lithgow.
This is Jason Mesnick and his son Ty. I didn't see the Bachelor person he is supposed to be with now that he dumped Melissa.
Bethenny Frankel was there though.
Is Kelly's dress pleather?
Nikki Reed taking a little break from Vancouver.
This was supposed to be the top photo. Note to Trudie Styler. Owen Wilson is about 100 times more famous than you. Guess what? He is coming out of the train station in Washington DC. He took the train!!!!! Not a private jet. A train.
Carey Hart and Pink back together again for now.
Patrick Wilson looks lonely. Anyone want to join him on the carpet? On the red carpet, not on your carpet. Get your minds out of the gutter.
Seriously. Rose McGowan didn't just pose like this did she?
Stockard Channing looks amazing. She looks younger than when she was in Grease.
Judging by his footwear, Sam Worthington apparently has a shift to pull at the construction site after the event.
Weezer - Los Angeles

Grey's Anatomy Kills Off The Entire Cast. Starts Fresh For Next Season **Spoiler**

I didn't watch Grey's Anatomy last night but judging from the number of status updates I saw on Facebook last night, there are a tremendous number of you who live and die with this show. From what I understand, Katherine Heigl flatlined and will only be revived if her next few movies bomb. TR Knight was killed for sure and will only return as a ghost if Katherine Heigl's movie career goes up in flames. It also seems like McDreamy got married. Kind of. Anyway, all of you can have at it and discuss if you would like to.

Your Turn

So, with this being Victoria Day weekend in Canada, and next weekend Memorial Day here in the US, it got me to thinking about vacations with the family, and vacations I have taken on my own. I have had some truly awful vacations sitting in the back of the car watching my parents chain smoke their way across the US while I silently begged for a little fresh air. Then when we got home there were the thousands upon thousands of slides and home movies to watch night after night as my parents revisited their glorious two weeks without work. You know how with a digital camera you can take ten pictures of the same subject because you can just delete all of the ones which suck? Well, my parents also would take 10 pictures of the same subject, get the film developed into slides, display them on our living room wall, and then have discussions for hours about which one was best while I begged for the sweet release of death. There were good times too. I'm sure there were. What I want from you today is your most memorable vacation story. It can be with family or friends. It can be good or bad. Just some vacations or trips that really stick out in your mind.

Mary Jo Eustace Has A New Book - Love It

**I couldn't decide if the photo was Heather Mills or not, so just went with a different one**

I'm sure that at some point while writing her new book Mary Jo Eustace came to the conclusion that she was much better off without the king of the douches Dean McDermott aka Mr. Tori Spelling. It is because of that realization that she only slammed Dean and Tori just a little in her new book. In one portion of the book she describes how she met with Tori personally to beg her not to break up her marriage.

"I told her I thought (her) behavior thus far had been the height of insensitivity and rudeness. I tried to explain that we were a real family, with a new baby and a substantial history, and there were serious consequences to all of this...
"The toughest moment was when my husband kept calling her to see how the meeting was going. She told him it was 'going great' and joked that we were quickly becoming 'soul mates.' I left the room on that one."

Wow. Dean wasn't calling his own wife for status updates, but was instead calling his future meal ticket. I think Mary Jo shows a lot of restraint in this passage. I'm sure she is happy as hell now that he is out of her life, but at the time this meeting with Tori took place she must have been just devastated. What was Dean expecting his wife and Tori to decide? Was he having Tori end his own marriage for him? Did he think Mary Jo would give her blessing after she sat down with Tori? There are few people in the celebrity world I dislike more than Paris Hilton, but Dean McDermott is right there neck and neck with her. When Tori finally wakes up or finds some new boy toy and dumps Dean, I think he will fade faster than Lindsay Lohan's career.

Cannes Photos Day 3

Tony Parker & Eva Longoria
Abbie Cornish
Juliette Binoche
Phoebe Price
Mariah Carey
Lenny Kravitz
Jane Campion
Barbara Mori
Vincent Gallo

Criss Angel Sued Over A Cat

I will let you decided who is right, who is wrong, and who needs to go out and just adopt a new cat. According to the NY Daily News, there was a couple in Las Vegas that owned a cat. The couple both died of cancer and gave the cat to their son Jeff Beacher who produces shows in Las Vegas. At the time Jeff's parents died he was living in the Hard Rock Hotel and they wouldn't let him keep the cat. So, Mr. Beacher sent the cat to live with a friend until he could find a place to live other than a hotel. The friend he let take care of the cat is Jennifer Madden. At one point Criss Angel went to Jennifer Madden's house and took the cat. Both Mr. Beacher and Ms. Madden protested, but very, very weakly.

Later, Criss phoned Mr. Beacher and said, "I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you. The cat and I have become close friends."

That last part definitely sounds like something Criss would say. So, you would think Mr. Beacher would demand his cat back then and there. But, nooooo. He waited two years. That phone call was two years ago and now he is just filing the suit. He says in the suit he was too distraught over the death of his parents to worry about it until now. I'm sorry, but I don't really have much sympathy for Mr. Beacher. If he really cared about this cat, don't you think he would have done something by now? I have never taken Criss Angel's side in anything, but at least he seems to have been willing to provide a home for the cat. Ms. Madden didn't really try that hard to get it back. Why would you go after the cat now? What would you do? I say let Criss keep the cat.

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Start The IVF Rumors

I have always thought of the Tom Cruise media campaigns kind of like those politicians use. They throw out a little idea to a couple of people who pass it along disguised as a leak or source and it can't be traced back to the top person. Well, I think Tom is doing this with the whole baby making thing. Over the past year or so, the rumors have been that Tom was waiting, and that he wasn't waiting. They tried the story that Katie was ready, and then she wasn't ready because her career was taking off, but the one thing they kept doing the entire time is mentioning the name Suri and how she needs siblings. The subtle part to that whole thing was to remind people that Tom fathered this child and that all those nasty rumors about fertility should just be thrown out the window. When the time was right they would have another child and have no problems.

Well, In Touch (through Celebitchy) is reporting on the latest Tom Cruise trial balloon. This one is that the couple could pregnant and have kids no problem. I mean Tom has Xenu sperm. BUT, to make things easier on Katie they want to just have one more pregnancy. The problem is they both want at least two more kids. What to do? How about IVF? This way they have a great shot at twins, and Katie only has to go through one more pregnancy.

Wow, Tom. Great idea. The IVF isn't because of any fertility problems. Tom can still make them the old fashioned way. No, this is all about making things easier on Katie so she doesn't have to be pregnant twice more. Isn't that damn thoughtful of Tom?

Josh Lucas Can Sell A Product

In most cases, celebrities who are paid for endorsing a product just show up one day and take some pictures and collect a paycheck. For the most part, they don't seem to really use the products they are trying to foist on all of us and sure as hell couldn't tell you anything about the company or even persuade you to buy it. The companies know this and just hope you love a person so damn much that based on their photo alone on an ad you are going to go out and purchase their product.

Enter Josh Lucas. Josh, who I will be the first to admit is a good looking guy and definitely Rachel McAdams worthy was doing an event yesterday for Dentyne. You know, the people who make the gum you used to buy about 20 years ago, but now put in the same category as Trident. If someone is offering you a piece you will chew it, but you are not going to go out of your way to buy it.

Well, Josh was asked about relationships and texting at this event, and I don't care if it was a PR set of talking points or if Josh came up with it on his own. He said he didn't really like to text during the initial stages of a relationship because,"If you don't end up sitting down and really having face time, and saying 'Hi, who are you, what are you about,' smelling their breath and seeing how they taste, it makes a huge difference."

See what I mean? That is the way to sell a pack of f**king chewing gum. Now, no amount of chewing gum is going to help my breath. What can I say, I enjoy garlic and onions. You don't think now that every woman or man so inclined doesn't want to sit down and get tasted by Josh Lucas? Brilliant.

Greed Knows No Bounds

I really thought I had seen just about every kind of greed imaginable here in Hollywood, but, everyday you see an entirely new level that makes you laugh at the Gordon Gecko version in Wall Street. The Executive Producer of that Farrah Fawcett dying special that aired this week is suing Ryan O'Neal and Alana Stewart who was also a producer on the film.

The man who is suing is Craig Nevius who has known Farrah forever and at some point several years ago she wanted him to just document everything she was going through in regards to cancer. No one gave it a second thought. Farrah just wanted someone to record it all. Then, as Farrah started dying and was unable to really communicate and Ryan O'Neal figured there was some money to be made off this film, he is alleged to have physically threatened Nevius in order to get the film so he could sell it on his own.

Not to be outdone by that greed, Alana Stewart, who was filming Farrah as a favor to Farrah also realized there was money to be made in this whole Farrah dying film thing and told Nevius she was not going to hand over any of the footage she had shot of Farrah unless Nevius double the amount of money Alana was being paid and give her a producer credit. Nice huh? It's always good to be worrying about producer credits while your supposed "friend" is lying there dying. Wow, this is low even by Hollywood standards.

Nevius is suing to determine who owns the rights to everything and has control of the film. O'Neal was shocked that he could be accused of anything so awful in this time of need. Yeah, this is the same guy who had no idea about the meth in his room until he plead guilty.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which troubled young starlet was caught doing lines with her new bestie at a hot NYC club?

Kate Gosselin Says "Everyone Wants My Hairstyle"

I truly was finished with Jon and Kate Gosselin stories for awhile until I saw her quote. I don't doubt there are a few misguided Flock Of Seagulls fans searching for some new hairstyle to follow and chose Kate. Everyone has fans. I mean some people would actually stand in line to meet Mr. Tori Spelling, but it doesn't mean that "everyone wants to meet him."

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, she said,"I have very, very thick hair, so it's not going to work for everybody. I've seen people come through the book line with thin hair and it's just won't work. My hair stylist gets calls from all across the country."

Calls from prison don't count, but at this point I think she will take anything.

Ted C Blind Item

If you have a problem with yet another Blind Vice being about veiled same-sex goings-on, you really are reading about the wrong community. This is Hollywood, home of the unfree and the unbrave, a city where everybody pretends to be something they're not—and I don't just mean the gays.

But today's Blind Vice is all about a TV personality who not only goes commando when he's hanging at his buddy's apartment, but who hits on whoever walks through the damn front door!

Woody Drop-Hint's a total guy's guy. He struts around his nonscripted TV offering, helping run things, not only with considerable aplomb and charm, he's totally doable while doing it, too! Woody's a really approachable guy, for sure. So much so he approached a guy who just happens to be...

A very close friend of the Awful Truth, if Woody only knew! So, there Mr. Drop-Hint was, all studly, burly and hangin' loose in his gym shorts over at a friend's Hollywood apartment. But Woody's pal, who was out at the moment, needed Drop-Hint to do a favor for him: As he was moving soon, would Woody be so kind as to show the pad to a potential renter?

Sure thing, bro, no prob!

Buzzz. Flop. Flop. Flop. FOT (Friend of Truth) hears Woody coming to answer the door, just off the Sunset Strip, obviously barefoot. The posh apartment door swings open and Woody's eyes laser right through FOT's humpy and chiseled bod like he's something up on some porno website.

Woody says, "Hey..."

FOT, taken aback by the double whammy of Drop-Hint's fame, as well as the eyeballs so busy undressing him, says, "Oh, hi! I'm here to look at the apartment!"

Woody: "Yeah, that all?

FOT: "All what?"

Woody: "You want to look at?"

FOT [Awkwardly grimacing]: "Yes...?"

Our intrepid and pretty pumped source then toured the apartment as best he could, despite Woody getting an erection beneath his unstrung gym shorts, fondling it and asking FOT if he didn't "want to stay a while?"

FOT, for some reason I'm not entirely not sure I understand, declined. But suffice it to say, he's probably happier with himself today because of it. Toothy Tile he's obviously not.

It Ain't: Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Seacrest, Howie Mandel

Today's Blind Items

This aging former list television actor hasn't been on anything big in years. Back in the day he went from a hit drama straight into a hit comedy. Now he spends most of his days yelling obscenities at his neighbors dog. His neighbor is a b list actor who was the lead on a semi hit comedy. Our former a list actor is married to a former beauty queen who was on a hit television comedy.

1-former a list actor
2-b list actor
3-former beauty queen/actress

Cannes Photos Day 2

Andrey Shishkanov and Elena Udalova

Elizabeth Banks

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan and Abhishek Bachchan

Elsa Pataky

Devon Akoi

Bae Doo-Na

Oprah Takes Her Pound Of Flesh And Then Apologizes

There has probably been nothing more embarrassing for James Frey than to have to go on Oprah's show and have her scold him for an hour about the falsehoods in his book, A Million Little Pieces. The guy was basically raked over the coals for an hour and just took it. He took it despite the fact that, according to him at least, he was brought there to be part of a panel, and instead found out that he would be the only person on the panel. I actually can't believe he stayed. He knew he was going to be embarrassed but he stayed anyway. Well, that was in 2006. A month later, his then publisher dropped him and I doubt anyone ever thought they would hear about him again.

Then, last fall, Oprah meditated. When she got done meditating, she decided to call James Frey and apologize to him for what she had done. In an interview with Vanity Fair, James said that Oprah said, that she owed him an apology and that the harshness in the interview towards him resulted from her sense of feeling betrayed.

Well, now that they have kissed and made up, perhaps she will let him come on the program again and plug his new book. Hell, maybe she will even give him a television show and he and Jenny McCarthy can co-host.

Marlon Brando Outs Himself And Paul Newman

Even though neither actor is alive, one author who claims to have interviewed Marlon Brando for a book about Paul Newman says that in the interview Marlon gave that he outed both himself and Paul Newman. The book is entitled Paul Newman: The Man Behind The Baby Blues and is by an author named Darwin Porter who is allegedly obsessed with the sex life of Paul Newman and has spent years trying to establish every person with whom Paul Newman had sex. In 2004, Porter interviewed Marlon about his experiences with Paul Newman. "He never fooled me. Paul Newman had just as many on-location affairs as the rest of us, and he was just as bisexual as I was. But, where I was always getting caught with my pants down, he managed to do it in the dark."

I hadn't realized that Marlon was getting caught with his pants down when it came to being with men. I really need to read more. I also didn't know that when Paul and Joanne got married that they lived with her then ex-boyfriend Gore Vidal who was bisexual. Interesting stuff. I love the old items from Hollywood.

Ryan O'Neal Is Getting Sneaky

For 30 years Ryan O'Neal has never wanted to marry Farrah Fawcett. Not once. But, now that she is in bed dying and he can see her money slipping away from his greedy meth hands he wants to get married. At a red carpet premiere last night for the documentary starring Farrah, Ryan tried to make it sound like he was being a good guy and really wrestling with the marriage decision.

Entertainment Tonight asked him if he was going to marry her and he replied,"I'd do that, I would do that. She's still a little bit hesitant. I'm working though, I'm working. You know she's been married, I've been married. She's said, 'We have a good thing.' But I said 'you said that 30 years ago, shouldn't there be a sea change?' Maybe there is, you never know."

This guy is unbelievable. Tell me again why there needed to be a red carpet for some NBC documentary. Just show the thing on television, let people watch it and cry if they want to and hopefully it is something that gets people talking and makes some type of contribution in the fight against cancer. Listening to Ryan O'Neal get interviews and a bunch of new fame off this disgusts me, because, lets face it he is a disgusting guy.

I can't believe he is actually trying to convince her to marry him. There are ways for him to be kept out of the money even if they get married, but, honestly, not knowing anything about her estate, I would say he thinks he can pocket some money if he marries her. I don't know why he would be so adamant about it now. He wasn't acting this way before she got cancer.

Kevin & Jodi Kreider Get Some Money

Everyone needs to make a buck off the Jon and Kate situation. We have had Deanna Hummel who has probably not made a dollar yet, but will any day now. Jon and Kate have obviously made money. Deanna's brother, Mr. Ick. Nast. has made his money and will probably need it for when he has to find a new place, and now Kate's brother Kevin and his wife Jodi need to make sure they get paid also. In addition to selling their story to Star, Kevin & Jodi also sat down for a video interview with Radar Online which is basically Star and the National Enquirer with a fancy name. No, seriously. Same company. Anyway, Kevin says that he was told about six months ago that the marriage was over. Funny enough that is about the time my blind item was first posted. That sure is a coincidence. So, if you miss seeing the couple on the show, you can click here and watch them spill their guts for a paycheck.

Nick Cannon Should Give Up Now Against Eminem

Nick Cannon may be the toy of Mariah and can get some air time if he really needs it or if Mariah Carey lets him, but Eminem has his own radio channel on Sirius and since he can say anything he wants on it, Nick really doesn't stand a chance. Eminem was hosting his show the other night when he told listeners, "We're taking callers right now (from) any woman who wants to be peed on." When asked what he'd say to Mariah if she called in, Eminem replied: "I already did that."

When Nick heard that he probably either went ballistic or went running to Mariah in her room and asked her if it was true. I think we all can agree that Mariah would never do anything like that and probably pretends she has no bodily functions so she told Nick to stop being so crazy and to go finish washing her clothes, and if he was good, then later she would let him brush her hair and watch himself on Nickelodeon before he did all the ironing.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which infamously perverted actor should start checking his dates' IDs? He may not realize that he recently went out with some serious jailbait!

Today's Blind Items - Bad Drug Behavior

yes, it is time for another episode of Bad Drug Behavior. When I type that I keep hearing an announcer in a really deep voice saying it. Anyway, the last few have been about women, but today is about a guy. A C+ list actor on a fairly hit non network show. He is one of the leads. Mostly television. Anyway, drugs were considered to be one of the reasons his marriage fell apart. Apparently things have not got much better. At a party a few weeks ago he was at the home of a producer of his new movie. Our actor was feeling no pain and was doing coke like a fiend and drinking shot after shot of whiskey as well. This was a big house and the guests had all been directed to use one or two of the bathrooms. Our actor decided that a bathroom was too small for him. So, every hour or so when he went to, ummm relieve himself, he used a bedroom instead of a bathroom. Over the course of the evening he managed to mark his territory on ever piece of furniture, carpeting, bed, and a good portion of the walls. He thought it was funny as hell and at the end of the night told everyone what he had done. The next morning he was kicked off the movie, and ended up forking over about $10,000 in damages.

Blind Items Revealed

October 20, 2008

Well, well, well what do we have here? This reality show couple who basically makes a living being a couple is not really the couple they pretend to be. It seems that not only do the couple not sleep together, most of the time they do not even sleep in under the same roof. Can't stand each other, but suffer through pretending for the sake of the money. Not who you are thinking. Think bigger.

Jon & Kate Gosselin

Random Photos Part One

Indigo Girls - Sacramento (Thanks to Gladys Kravitz)
Lauren Graham's new pilot is not getting picked up, but she did get a Sardi's caricature. So, at least that is something.
Oliver Platt got one too.
Alec Baldwin and "Guest." Is anyone else laughing?
Ashton Kutcher on the set of his new movie.
Ashley Olsen in VMAN Magazine. I wouldn't have even recognized her.
I think this is a first time appearance for Carlos Bernard.
It looks like Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher were having fun.
Elisha Cuthbert doesn't look like she was having as much fun.
Freida Pinto in her new L'Oreal campaign.
Hayden Panettiere and her new 31 year old boyfriend, Steve Jones, who is a UK television host.
One of the better pictures I have seen of Isaac Mizrahi.
Jay-Z and T.I. looking tough. I think the guy behind them though looks the most tough.
The perils of being in the front row if you are a celebrity. The guy in the blue hat cowering like a baby is Leo DiCaprio. Kevin Bacon is the guy on the right with really bad depth perception.
Also at the game were Neil Diamond and Jeremy Piven. I wonder what they were talking about.
Despite all the press, Mary Lynn Rajskub is not afraid of standing close to Kiefer Sutherland.
The very pregnant Maya Rudolph.
Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black on set.
From L to R we have Thomas Sadoski, Marin Ireland, Paul Rudd, Piper Perabo and Steven Pasquale.
Siegfried and Roy are celebrating the first birthday of five tiger cubs.
Here is one of them.
All that is missing from this picture is Gwen Stefani running around singing.

Cannes Photos Day 1

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan & Elizabeth Banks
Giovanni Ribisi
Tilda Swinton
Robin Wright Penn
"UP" Photo Stunt
Francis Ford Coppola
Maribel Verdu
Shu Qi
Asia Argento

Robin Wright Penn To Be Juror In Cannes

Somehow with all of the talk about Sean Penn, his hookers and possible relationship with Natalie Portman, Robin Wright Penn pulled a fast one and became a Cannes juror. OK, so it really wasn't a fast one, it has been planned for some time, but how come no one knew? It turns out Cannes thought Sean Penn was the best jury President they had in a long time and so thought Robin would make a great juror. Of course they asked her before the whole divorce thing. Now though she is going to be in front of the world for the next two weeks so she can take it as moving forward in her life or stay hidden and only bee seen when required to be somewhere.

I hope that she gives interview after interview talking about her marriage. I don't care of she doesn't say one bad thing about herself as long as she does some kind of talking. We can get to the deeper stuff about the marriage later, but I know if she gets interviewed, and allows questions about her marriage, we will hear some really good stuff. I hope there are news organizations in Cannes right now that will ask her tough questions and not stupid innocuous things like what is her favorite part of France.

Snoop Dogg Wins Boss Of The Year - Maybe

Snoop Dogg will probably win lots of votes for boss of the year. I don't know how many employers would risk going to jail for their employees, but Snoop did. Of course, it is probably all his fault in the first place that his employee is going to jail, so maybe it is best to work for a boss who doesn't do anything illegal and that way this never becomes an issue.

Anyway, Snoop and his crew were in Norfolk, Virginia yesterday when the police were notified by hotel employees at the hotel in which Snoop was staying that there was a suspicious package which had been delivered. Obviously rule #1 here is that if you are expecting a suspicious package, tip the people at the front desk as to avoid any unnecessary phone calls to the police.

Well, the cops show up and somehow determine the package contains pot flown in from Canada. They then arrested the man to whom the package was addressed. At that point, in glides Snoop. You know he doesn't walk. He glides. Probably in a bathrobe. Anyway he tells the police that the pot in question belongs to him, flashed his medical marijuana card and said to let his man go. The cops refused.

As far as I know, Virginia doesn't have a medical marijuana program. It is a state by state thing and has no applicability from state to state because it is against federal law. Just because it will now not be enforced, doesn't make it any more legal. So, yeah, that argument isn't going to work for Snoop. He is lucky the federal government isn't involved. You are shipping in illegal drugs through the mail from a foreign country. Plus, good luck next time you want to go to Canada. I don't understand why they couldn't just get some pot from a local person.

I am interested to know if this is Snoop's fault, or if the guy ordered it on his own and Snoop was willing to take the fall. If it is the latter, that's really good of him. If it is the former, it is till nice not to throw his employee under the bus, but he kind of did by putting him in that position in the first place.

Bad Taste Award Of The Year

This morning I read a couple accounts of this British ski wear retailer using Natasha Richardson's image to sell ski helmets and telling people they need to buy one. I thought of course it was in horrible taste, but it turns out it is even more horrible than I imagined. When I first read it I thought skiwear4less.com had e-mailed all of it customers very recently. Umm. No.

It turns out they sent the e-mail above the same day Natasha died. They sent it as a news story next to pictures of ski helmets for sale. Oh, and they did offer free shipping. Wow. That is one of the least classy things I have ever seen. Wait a second that actually makes it seem like there was some class involved. There was none. This is horrid and some British organization that monitors ads said it was horrible also and said it needed to be pulled. No kidding. No word on whether they got a lot of sales from the e-mail.

Ben Widdicombe Blind Item

Which quietly gay young actor referred to in a previous Cut the Labels item has started hanging out with a drag queen crowd? Methinks the closet door is cracking open.

Howard K Stern Pleads Not Guilty

This morning, Howard K Stern and two doctors charged with providing lots and lots of drugs to Anna Nicole Smith all pleaded not guilty. The Attorney General of California, Jerry Brown says the three charged "epitomize society's reckless handling of toxic prescription drugs." Uh huh. For their part, the three charged said that Brown is doing it for political reasons and that no one told Anna what to do.

I have a problem with this whole charging someone with a crime because they enabled someone. Anna took the drugs on her own. Howard wasn't forcing her to take the pills. She took them on her own. I would feel more comfortable with charging Howard with something related to Anna's son. Did Howard have any part in that? Did Anna? I think there should be a punishment to the doctors for writing so many prescriptions, but all of the charges seem very vague and I think it is going to cost millions of dollars to prosecute the case. Even if they are found guilty, what kind of message is it going to send? Spend the millions of dollars on something which will actually achieve something. If you want to punish them, take away their medical and law licenses.

I just think it is a waste of millions of dollars for something that will have no effect on the way doctors write prescriptions. The ones who are willing to take money will keep doing so. This seems like a big waste of time and money.

I Hate Paris Hilton

There I said it. There was always that tiny, minuscule chance that I would find something redeemable about her, but I can't. And don't forget, this is not just something from afar. I have met her and seen her in action, and I have come to the conclusion that I absolutely can't stand anything about her. I wish she gave to charity or something like that. That way I could hold out hope that someday she would turn into a human being, but even that isn't going to happen. Do any of you even remember that fake trip to Africa she was going to do after she got out of jail? Well, where is that trip? The only reason she hasn't gone is because no one is willing to pay her to go. Sienna Miller spent much of the past few weeks in the Congo doing charity work, and she wasn't even paid. The Congo. I have a new found respect for Sienna Miller. Not so for Paris.
With all of the lies and bad behavior and just downright dumbing down the people of Earth, the reason I finally snapped is because she threw a party. Yep. On Monday night, Paris decided to have a party at her house. It didn't matter that all of her neighbors have real jobs and have to get up in the morning. It didn't matter that all of her old neighbors had kicked her out of her old house because of her lack of respect. Nope. This was all about Paris and she wanted to party on a Monday night. So, she invited over 40 friends, maybe 50 and they partied until 4am on Tuesday. The only reason it finally broke up at 4am was that neighbors had pleaded with her to be quiet and she wouldn't be. So, the neighbors called the cops and they broke up the party. To show how happy Paris was that her neighbors called the cops, the neighbors all woke up to find their cars had been vandalized. Cars had been egged and keyed all along the block. One of the cars was valued at $1.4M. TMZ also says there were at least two Bentley's and two Maserati's. The cops interviewed Paris but don't consider her a suspect. Of course not. But I would like to know where the eggs came from. I doubt her moron friends keep them in their cars and also doubt they want shopping for them at 4am. My guess is they came from Paris' house and she knew what was going on.

She didn't care. The only thing she cares about is making sure she can find a mirror every ten seconds. There is no one on this earth I would more like to see broke and homeless than Paris. Unfortunately no matter how much I wish for it to happen, and no matter how much money I drop into a wishing well, it won't happen. There is just too much family money. So, no matter what until I die, I will be forced to know that Paris is out there thinking she is better than everyone, spoiled beyond belief and still only thinking about herself.

Paulina Porizkova Doesn't Have An Ego Problem

Paulina Porizkova was on Craig Ferguson last night and told the world she had been fired from ANTM due to budget cuts and the fact that Paulina has a huge ego. Uh huh. I think the person that has the huge ego is Tyra Banks. I think what she does is she rids herself of any person on the show who in any way threatens her popularity. Paulina had just finished her third season. Viewers were getting used to her and her popularity was increasing. If it got too big then she might get her own show and then Tyra would have competition. So, they tell her something about the credit crunch and also her ego to make her feel worse. And to really drive the knife deep they do all of this on her birthday. Yay Tyra!!!!

On her birthday? You know they knew what day her birthday was. Not that Tyra cares about any holidays unless it involves her getting presents in bunches. She also hates any holidays where she is expected to spend or care about any other person on the planet but herself.

Does Paulina have an ego? Sure. Everyone has an ego. But it isn't any worse than anyone you know. For being the super model of supermodels for such a long time and all those record breaking contracts she is extremely down to earth. Hell, she married Ric Ocasek. That should tell you something right there. The guy couldn't get a date and the next thing you know he is married to Paulina when she was at her peak. I think she was a teenager when they got together.

This is just Tyra being Tyra. Plus, she knows Clay Aiken will work for a pittance and be grateful for the money.

Kate Gosselin Learns Why You Should Wait

Kate Gosselin has learned a very important lesson which has been passed down through the generations by politicians and cheating spouses. Don't admit anything before you know what the other side has. I'm sure at some point Kate learned of the US Weekly article that came out today and imagined it said all kinds of things about she was having sex with her bodyguard. Why does she need a bodyguard anyway? Whatever. It turns out the US Weekly story implied some things, but it was nothing outrageous or earth shattering. They basically said she is friendly with the bodyguard and he doesn't always wear his wedding ring. Oh, and that Jon sleeps over the garage. Oh, and that he has been seeing that Deanna Hummel woman for a long time and going out of town with her. Oh. One of the time he went out of town with Deanna and her girlfriend to Utah, Kate was also out of town. So, no one was home with the kids except professionals and maybe a TLC crew. Nice.

But, Kate didn't know it was going to be so tame and probably thought she was being smart when she gave an interview and cover story to People trying to answer many of the allegations she thought were coming but which didn't. So, instead of a one day news cycle that would have gone away, she is on the cover of People quoted as saying the couple might split up and that things have been bad for months. She also has known about Deanna for several months. Those comments she made to Jon when he got caught were probably about him being more careful like she is with the bodyguard.

"You can't imagine yourself in a certain position when all this first happens, but you can do it over some months. It's a lot like when I was first pregnant with the babies, and it was pure shock and denial. But over time I imagined six cribs in my house, and six car seats. When your mind is ready to go there, you can accept any number of scenarios."

Yeah, I would say this show is history. Maybe they will turn it into some type of Brady Bunch show. That would be tough though because of Deanna's sex tape. Also, do viewers want to watch them divorced? I think TLC will pull the plug on this show if they split up and find some other family to follow.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which self-branded wanna-be celeb was caught doing the walk of shame at11 a.m. - in her ball gown - after a recent gala in D.C.?

Today's Blind Items

A couple of things first. I have received many many e-mails about the blind item on another site which implies it is Tom and Katie. The picture above was Tom and Katie Saturday night in Washington DC. Plus, there are some other things wrong with the blind item if it were really Tom and Katie.

Now, as for yesterday's item, it will definitely be revealed on July 4th. So, you don't have to wait too long.

Now for today. Today is nothing juicy or earth shaking but it cracks me up so thought I would share it. I almost didn't because there have been a lot of stories recently about actors and their lifts, but this one is too good to pass up because it's so funny. This C list actor on a very good day, and realistically a D who used to be a B was on one of the most popular television comedies of all time. Not necessarily by numbers, but it was not the fault of the show. Since the show went of the air he has done a little of this and a little of that. The other night he went over to a friend's house. This friend, like many people makes people remove their shoes when they enter the house. She told our actor that he needed to take off his shoes. He threw a fit right there in the doorway and complained for a good five minutes before finally taking off his shoes and dropping about four inches in height. The laughs in the place weren't that loud. Well, not loud enough for a neighbor to hear anyway. No one would have even noticed if he hadn't thrown the fit. But because he did everyone was staring at him.

Helping Out A Friend - Aziz Ansari Lays Into IMAX, AMC & Regal

Aziz Ansari is on the show Parks & Recreation and has lots and lots of friends, including me. Apparently the manager at the AMC Theatre in Burbank didn't realize that when he screwed with Aziz. It all has to do with the nationwide scam that movie theatres are perpetuating against customers by claiming you are getting an IMAX experience even though you really aren't. The picture above is part of it. The rant by Aziz is the rest.

Random Photos Part One

Top spot today to Colin Firth and his wife Livia Giaggioli. Mostly just because I like Colin, but I also heard that he taught himself Italian specifically so he could communicate with his wife's family more effectively. Oh, and I saw the original Fever Pitch the other day with Colin in it and it is much better than the Jimmy Fallon Drew Barrymore version.
One more of him just because I don't think I have ever seen him have a real smile like this. Stephan Elliott must have said something to really crack him up.
Ben Barnes is a man who never cuts his hair.
Channing Tatum getting some attention.
This picture of Fred Armisen and Jimmy Fallon cracks me up.
George Clooney with some kind of fake smile on the set of his new movie. It is the set where they found a copy of the New Moon script in the trash yesterday.
India De Beaufort has never been in the photos. I loved her in Run Fatboy Run and saw she was at the premiere of Night At The Museum 2 last night and so said what the hell.
Hank Azaria is in Night At The Museum 2 and was in Run Fatboy Run so this worked out well.
Apparently everyday in the Jackman house is Snow White day.
Apparently Justin didn't want to go hang out with Jessica Biel even though they were in the same city.
Jamie Pressly and her son at Sea World.
Long time no see Liz Phair.
McG in a suit. He kind of looks like Paul Giamatti now. Without the attitude.
Random UK soap stars, Matt Littler and Darren Jeffries.
Well, on the bright side, Melissa Rivers' mom Joan won Celebrity Apprentice and has a new show on TV Land.
"Now, did we park there, or over here? I really can't remember."
So, this woman is 109 years old. In the UK, you get a telegram from the Queen when you turn 100 and then when you reach 105 you start getting a card every year. Well, apparently the government doesn't expect you to make it much past 105 because they send the same card every year. The woman complained and got a visit from Prince William and an invite to a party at Buckingham Palace.

I wish Rocky (A typo I will let stand) Gervais had followed through.
Orange
And Oranger, the new line from Rachel Hunter.
I'm not sure what Reese Witherspoon is pointing at. Her breast?
How does one get on her team? Will there be practices? Will there be one on one coaching?
Sam Worthington doing some press for Terminator.
Yusuf Islam - Los Angeles
The stars came out to see the singer formerly known as Cat Stevens. Here is Colin Farrell.
And Josh Groban.
And Chris Isaak with his dog.

****Harry Potter And The Deathy Hallows Spoiler****

So, when I saw these photos of Harry Potter I knew one of the pictures was Dobby being buried. I seem to recall Harry did it all on his own, but whatever. I am probably wrong about that. But, I am pretty sure I am right that Bellatrix Lestrange was nowhere near the burial, which makes the other picture hard to understand. Anyone have any ideas? Am I forgetting the book that much? Harry doesn't seem all that worried, but it could be because it is a rehearsal and also because the camera might not be positioned to see his expression. The other picture was taken on a break, but it shows Helena Bonham Carter and Warwick Davis who plays Griphook hanging out. Griphook was definitely there in the book, but I don't remember Bellatrix. Of course I am old and have lost millions of brain cells.

Vanessa Hudgens Practically Begs Playboy To Make An Offer

Vanessa Hudgens had a quick chat with E! at a party last night. Somehow the entire conversation was about her getting naked in a movie and Zac getting naked with a model in the Esquire shoot he did. So, the reporter asked the question to Vanessa about whether she would ever get naked for a movie. Now first of all, this seems to be a fairly common question to ask women, but I have yet to see a guy asked the same question. Has anyone ever seen that question asked of a guy? Do you ever remember a guy answering, "only if the script really calls for it and advances my character." Of course you haven't. So, I'm wondering why no one asks guys. Obviously people care.

Anyway, Vanessa said, "I will show nudity in a film when the time is right. Right now, I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it, but like I said, when the time's right, if it's an amazing movie that I'm really passionate about and that's what it calls for, then we'll see."

OK, the last part of the quote was just her doing the whole I don't want to look too eager to get naked thing. The first part says it all. You can also substitute the word time for money. Oh, or if her career goes in the tank after HSM which it will. I think she would be better going to Playboy now and getting top dollar for that shoot. If she waits a year or two after her current projects bomb, then she will probably get paid much less or just be "T-shirt lifter #3."

Meanwhile if you find any times a man was asked the same question I would love to see it.

Remember The Whole Sarah Michelle Gellar Pregnancy Thing

So, back on April 10th, I posted a story about how People Magazine was running an exclusive that Sarah Michelle Gellar was pregnant. That was just a little over a month ago. The reason I even bothered posting was to make sure the authorities never stop looking for Freddie Prinze Jr. Oh, wait he isn't missing is he? It just seems like it. Anyway, the other reason I posted about it is that SMG's reps never said anything. I'm assuming Freddie doesn't have people who speak for him. Except for Sarah. Anyway, with SMG loving attention just as much as anyone in this town, you would think if it were true or not true that they would make some kind of comment even if the comment itself wasn't true. Then, later they could have another story about how it was private, blah, blah and so you get two stories for the price of one lying comment.

So, the pictures in this post are from yesterday. They are from a pilot SMG is shooting. As in a pilot where she would be filming every week kind of television show if it is picked up kind of pilot. As in, how are we going to work a pregnancy into it kind of television show? So, does she look one month more pregnant than she was supposedly one month ago? Is there caffeine in that coffee or tea? Could someone please go knock the clothes and script from her hand? Thank you in advance.

It's Been 48 Hours And Barbra Streisand Still Has Not Commented

Barbra Streisand is smart. I have been waiting for 48 hours since her assistant got arrested for possessing coke and meth and a dangerous weapon for Barbra to release a statement. She hasn't and so now I'm forced to speculate and to contemplate whether this is the time I should use Josh Brolin's phone number. I have been hanging onto it in case there is a Goonies 2. I want to be in it, what can I say. Anyway. This arrest is a big deal but everyone is afraid of making Barbra mad so they don't ask any questions. They just report the facts. That isn't gossip. Gossip is about speculating.

In case you didn't read about it or hear about it, Barbra sent her assistant to the post office to go mail something. This was on Saturday in Malibu. Well, the assistant was pulled over for having expired tags. That isn't a big deal. The ticket is like $10. But, of course, they asked her for her drivers license and it turns out her license was suspended. Hmmm. Now what to do. Well at some point during all of this, the officers discovered the coke and the meth and the weapon which was a sap. I know, you all thought a sap came out of a tree or how Paul McCartney felt when he realized what Heather Mills was really like.

Now, the first thing is that all the reports named the woman as Barbra's assistant when she got arrested. An hour later and she was a receptionist. Interesting, non? No one has said how long this woman has worked for Barbra. She is in her 50's. The woman was on probation and had her license suspended. If I am as paranoid as Barbra, I know she must have done a background check on this woman. Would you have hired her discovering all of this? No, of course not. So, I'm guessing she was hired prior to the probation and suspension of the license. If so, then wouldn't it be fair to say that Barbra knew that her license had been suspended and still sent her out running errands in her car? What if the woman had killed someone driving? There haven't been any reports she was under the influence. That is the thing. There have been no reports about this at all. The woman was bailed out of jail and then it is like one big shhhhhhh. Where is the digging? No one is doing any. Everyone is scared of Barbra. Why? Well she has money and isn't afraid to sue for one.

Trudie Styler Isn't Really That Green

When you make a name for yourself traveling around the world talking about environmental and other green issues, people want to know that you are making the same efforts as they are. It appears Trudie Styler talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk. According to the NY Post, on Saturday night, Trudie went to the Correspondent's dinner in Washington DC. She was coming from New York to attend.

She and seven others, including her stylist took a private plane from New York down to Washington and then she sent her stylist back home on a commercial flight after she had made Trudie look presentable. OK. So, the Post called her out on the whole private jet thing and how it conflicts with her being this huge environmentalist and she said, "Yes, I do take planes. My life is to travel and my life is also to speak out about the horrors of an environment that is being abused at the hands of oil companies."

That is the only excuse she gave. It is a pretty lousy excuse. I'm not sure why she couldn't suffer a 45 minute commercial flight. I doubt anyone would recognize her. There are several flights per hour and so scheduling is not an issue. I'm guessing she wouldn't feel as important without private. Also, train travel in the US sucks, but between New York and Washington there are lots and lots of trains that are very quick and energy efficient.

I understand there are times she may need to take private jets. This wasn't one of those times. I just think that in this case there were lots of more environmentally friendly alternatives and she chose instead to focus on her comfort and self-importance and looking like a big shot than taking care of the environment. So, she basically did what the oil companies do. Congratulations Trudie.

Kelly Bensimon Would Love To Be "Part Of The Brand."

I love these reality stars who become entertainment and industry experts overnight. They always remind me of the illegal immigrants in Bowfinger that have no idea how to do anything with cameras or film, but within weeks are dressing in a stereotypical Hollywood way and discussing the merits of various filmmakers throughout history.

Kelly Bensimon is exactly one of those people. Not the illegal part. Not as far as I know. Do you know something I don't? Because if you do, then maybe you should pass it along. OK, now that is out of the way. Kelly says, “It was a really, really fun process. For next season, I want people to see the real Kelly. So far, another season of New York is not locked for anybody yet, but I would love to be a part of the brand.”

Of course she wants to be back. It beats the hell out of whatever she was doing prior to becoming famous. It is very rare for anyone to walk away from this. They want to stay on the show. They become addicted to the fame. They are much worse divas than most actors and actresses. I love how she uses these buzz words like process and brand. Yeah, what that says is that even if New York doesn't want her, she would be willing to go be transplant Housewife in any of the other cities. Let her have a shot at Slade.

Oh, and in case you want her take on the whole Bethenny thing, she says she has never been in a cat fight her entire life and has no idea how that happened. She also says it was all Bethenny's fault because Bethenny wanted the air-time. She then stabs a knife in Bethenny's back and slowly twists it in with this comment.

“I’m the first person to say [Bethenny's] a great girl,” says Bensimon. “To be her age in New York [and] single is not easy. But she’s doing a great job enjoying her life.”

Oh, that is going to leave a mark.

Lady GaGa Throws Lip Synchers Under A Bus

Whatever you think of Lady GaGa and the persona she has created for herself, at least she recognizes it for what it is. Art. She also says that artists and singers who lip synch are not real singers and promises she will never do that. It is a very big challenge she has set for herself because people will always refer to her vow when the inevitable occurs. Oh, I don't think she would ever do it intentionally. There are however certain television shows that only want lip synched performances. Does she not go on those shows? Does she perform on them and say her promise doesn't count in certain circumstances? Then it becomes wishy-washy and she is always having to defend the promise she made until she screams, pulls out all her hair and asks everyone to call her Sinead.

Anyway, Lady GaGa says, "I would never even think about it. The whole point to me is, if you’re gonna be number one, you better really be f**king number one. If you’re gonna be on top, you better be able to do all those things, because it’s a real privilege to be able to make music everyday, and I get away with a lot.
Andy Warhol says art is what you can get away with, and I get away with a lot with my music and my clothes, and I work really hard so I could truly be a real artist for all my fans.That’s really f**ked up when you lip-synch.”

I think what is kind of interesting about this quote is that the person we see in the pictures and the attitude is all part of the persona she has created. She acknowledges her clothes are crazy. She knows they shock and that is what she wants. Lady GaGa is not dumb. She went to NYU. She has written number one songs for other artists. She knows what she is doing and I appreciate her calling out lip synchers. And just for the record. It is hard to imagine her not lip synching in the picture above.

Kate Gosselin & Her Bodyguard Having An Affair? Maybe His Wife Too?

Maybe Jon & Kate have an open marriage or something. It is looking more and more likely they are just sticking together for the money or the kids. I'm guessing the money helps with the kids so they can say the kids, but I'm sure the money and fame is a very nice incentive.

Apparently there is a story coming out that is so bad about Kate that she tried to cut off the damage it is going to do by telling People Magazine that whatever comes out is all lies. Uh huh.

As it comes from Kate, this is what she says a tabloid is about to say about her.

"The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family. Already the allegations they're making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified."

"These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end. Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we've spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it's very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team ... they're the only people you have left. And now they're coming under fire."

Hmmm, now it sounds to me after reading this more closely that the tabloid is going to accuse her of having threesomes with the security guard and his wife or maybe that she and Jon swap with them. The problem with her doing this is just that it leads to rampant speculation about what the story is going to say and if the tabloid doesn't print it, then she has created this life long rumors for no reason. Wait until you see what they print before you go all crazy.

If she were just having an affair with her security guard, I doubt she would call it disgusting, and all the other adjectives she used. I also don't know why she would need to mention that their bodyguard's wife travels with them and word it the way she did unless something freaky is alleged to be going on with all of them. I can't wait for this story.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which buxom B-list pinup only helps out charities that ply her with cocaine?

Today's Blind Items

It is kind of like a Three For Monday. We have a B-/C+ television and film actress who is currently a female lead on this network drama. It's a new show. Popular though. Anyway, her male co-star is extremely popular on this site, but he is also probably a B-/C+ mostly television actor. Apparently our actress has been acting like a diva on the show and our actor called her out on it. This is an actual quote. " You are a f**king c**t. Who the hell do you think you are that you can treat people the way you do on set. The crew hates you the cast hates you and the producers hate you and this is no way to build any kind of career, so knock it off you f**king whore." Oh, and both of our actors are foreign born.

#1 - Actress
#2 - Television show
#3 - Actor

Random Photos Part One

Ms. Cool submitted this picture she took of Danny Gokey of American Idol while he was performing in Milwaukee. And because I don't watch the show, perhaps someone could tell me what everyone is doing with their hands. It seems like they are imaginary binoculars for pre-school kids.
Annette Bening and Warren Beatty look really good here. They always seem to match.
How long have these two been married? I think we need to come to the conclusion at some point that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are going to make it, at least until her plastic starts degrading.
Speaking of plastic, I don't know what happened to the Alicia Keys from last year and the one from this year, but she looks completely different.
Amy Poehler looks fabulous and Will Arnett is just off in his own little world.
I don't think I realized how skinny Donatella Versace is until this picture. It is no wonder that Allegra feels so much pressure. Hopefully though Allegra can just say no to all of the plastic surgery.
En Vogue - New York
Gwen Stefani out shopping with Kingston. I'm guessing she said no to something.
Jennifer Lopez and Lisa Rinna should just stand in front of each other at this point if either needs a mirror because they are like twins.
Jamie Lee Curtis has found the Britney wig.
Jessica Simpson - San Antonio
Long time no see, Kimberly Locke. I didn't see Harvey in any of the photos with her, and I have no idea if they are still dating or if he is back with his wife.
This is Derek Hough and Lil'Kim in Miami. Now, I know it is not like Hulk Hogan with his hand up his daughter's crotch, but Lil' Kim is about an inch from grabbing on to Derek's, ummm peen. You don't usually sit like that when it is just friends. I wonder where Shannon Elizabeth is?
Happy birthday to Malin Akerman. She is one of my favorites. Here she is with her husband Roberto Zincone.
Matthew Broderick looks younger like this. Maybe it is those suits he always wears, but they make him look older than dirt.
I would be smiling like that if I didn't have to work for the rest of my life. Of course Marla maples did have to have sex with Donald Trump so, not really a win/win.
The lovely Natalie Portman with no Sean Penn in sight.
It has been a long time since I had Noah Wyle in the photos.
Last night was the Amazing Race finale. They had a party at some Marriott Courtyard in New York. I didn't want to blow it because there are people in other countries who have not seen it yet. But, I thought you might like to see Phil and his dad.
They just don't move or show any expression. It's amazing. And creepy.
If she can't be first, Rashida Jones gets to be last. That way she still gets attention.

Boy George Gets Out Of Prison Early

After serving four months of a sixteen month sentence, Boy George was released from prison today. On the way home he stopped by an escort's house and chained him to a bed. No, actually I think he went straight home and any escorts are going to have to come over to his place because he has to wear an ankle bracelet for the next year and has a curfew.

I actually think jail was a good thing for George. He looks good. He hasn't looked this healthy in years and years, plus he got to hit on Jade Goody's husband in the shower if you believe the tabloids. It supposedly freaked out whatever his name is to see Boy George naked in the shower everyday for three consecutive days just waiting for him.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star was mortified when he was caught with a hot blonde and his trousers down? He forgot to lock his dressing room door and a flunky walked in..

Huffington Post Turns Into Drunken Stepfather

As I have said here before and will say often, I love Jesus Martinez and Drunken Stepfather. He is a funny guy and he is good at what he does, which is show lots of partially clad or naked women. There are lots of other sites that also have the same kind of format like Egotastic and Hollywood Tuna and they do very well for themselves. Apparently they must be doing really well, because The Huffington Post is starting to infringe on their territory. I guess I expected more from Huffington. I read the site frequently because I like how they have every piece of news other than sports right in front of you and they have lots of celebrities who blog and a decent entertainment section, so it is a regular stop.

I have always thought of it as journalistic and trying to stay at a certain level of respect. That was kind of shattered today when they devoted ten pictures and a headline stating "Padma Lakshmi's Sheer Dress And Natalie Portman's Near Slip (PHOTOS)" I mean I posted naked pictures of Rihanna on Friday so I'm not throwing stones at anyone. I just guess I expected more from them and didn't realize they needed the hits so bad that they were willing to provide zoomed in photos of Natalie's half exposed nipple or more closeups of Padma's breast through her dress.

Like I said, I have done the same kind of thing, but I'm just a guy who writes a blog and not a site that wants to be the substitute for the print media in the next few years. I don't know. What do you think? Am I making a big deal out of nothing or have they crossed the line in trying to attract new readers?

Katie Price & Peter Andre Are Divorcing

The train wreck they called a marriage is over after just four years. The manager for Peter Andre and Katie Price aka Jordan announced the couple has called it quits. I wonder why this happened. Hmmm. Well, I'm trying to remember when Katie had anything nice to say about Peter. Then there was the remark that last week was going to be the first time he got to have sex with her this year. It's May. Plus, it was after the London Marathon so he might have begged off considering he had to carry her the last mile or something.

They met on the show, "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here," and it was love at first sight. I guess. The couple has two children and she has a child from a previous marriage. I'm sure there was plenty wrong with Peter, but honestly Katie Price annoys me and thinks way too highly of herself. She is kind of like the Shanna Moakler of the UK except with more money that she has made on her own.

Anyway, the rumor is that she initiated the split and I wouldn't doubt if she has some guy waiting in the wings. Although, she loves herself so much, that she might prefer being single because she hates sharing the spotlight.

Leo, Kate And James Give Money For Titanic Survivor - Celine Takes A Pass

Although I think Kate Winslet Leo DiCaprio and James Cameron could have given more money to the last Titanic survivor, at least they did give something. Celine Dion must have decided that the only person who matters in the world is herself and I think she spends all her money on trying to somehow make sperm from an 85 year old man viable.

Anyway, Millvina Dean is 98 and was 9 weeks old when the Titanic sunk. She doesn't have any money to pay her bills and so has resorted to selling her autograph to make ends meet. Well, a photographer named Don Mullan started selling a photograph of Millvina signing an autograph and has been selling prints of that picture to help her pay her nursing home bills. He challenged the stars who made so much money off the movie to match him dollar for dollar. They did and contributed about $30,000 to match the $30,000 Don raised. Umm. Seriously. They could have done so much more. $10,000 each from those three is just absolutely nothing. It is like one of us giving $1 to a homeless guy on the street. Actually it is probably more like giving him 50 cents or a quarter. But, at least they gave. Celine was also asked to contribute and has declined to do so. So, make sure you don't spend another buck on the chest slapping shrew until she does.

The picture above shows Millvina. She is the baby in the blanket.

I Knew I Should Have Posted This Weekend - Nick Cannon Wimps Out

Over the weekend I read Nick Cannon's self serving, attention and adulation wanting post about Eminem and how he was ticked at Eminem for saying bad things about Nick and Mariah in his new song. He spent many paragraphs doing this and basically sounded like a whiny little kid who didn't get a bike for Christmas. Well at some point, Mariah must have found out that Nick was playing with electronics again because the post is off his website. He might have also taken it down because of about 5,000 comments, 4,000 were anti-Nick.

I can't seem to pull up the cached copy of the post which sucks. MTV has excerpts from it and you should read them, but they left out the best part. In addition, MTV has made it seem lighthearted and whimsical and that Nick may have been playing around. He wasn't. Nick goes all commando on Eminem because he says you never talk smack about a man's wife and he says that Eminem is doing it because Mariah is black and that Eminem is racist. Yeah, I know. So, how does Nick get back? By trashing Eminem's daughter. Yes, a person who is not in the public eye, and just a kid. It didn't stop Nick though. If someone can find the post in a cache or the part at least where he trashes an innocent kid because Nick is just the poster boy for the Boy Toy Association, please e-mail it to me so I can post it.

***UPDATE*** Thanks to everyone who found the whole post and e-mailed it to me. Here is one of the links that has the entire lengthy post.

Octo-Mom Lies: World Not Shocked

You know that surgery that Nadya Suleman is having which was supposed to leave her unable to get pregnant? Yeah, that surgery. The one where the entire world paused for one minute to give thanks when they heard the news. Anyway, it turns out she lied to the world about the type of surgery she is having. Oh, you think she is getting some plastic surgery? I think so too, but that wasn't the lie. Oh, excuse me. She refers to it as an exaggeration.

Instead of her having half her uterus removed as she indicated previously, she is instead having a myomectomy which involves having doctors removing fibroids from the uterus. Want the quote of the year? Nadya says that having the operation, "will actually enhance her fertility," but she says she isn't having any additional kids.

Umm. I bet she has more kids. I really, really feel she is going to have more kids. She probably won't find a doctor to help her with IVF, but she is going to give it a shot either by sex or with a baster. I can just feel it.

The Stripper Who Loves Michael Phelps

News Of The World (link leads to NSFW photos of the stripper) did an interview with some Baltimore stripper who has been sleeping with Michael Phelps since about November. Can I just say that she is about the fifth or sixth person that has publicly come out and said they have sex together regularly. Those are the ones who are public about it. There has to be lots more. At this point I think Michael is giving Russell Brand a run for his money at sleaze of the year.

The interview is really kind of long and meandering but the stripper says she met Michael right about the time the bong pictures came out. She also said she was the first one to arrange a threesome for him. She says they dated (booty calls) for several months but she actually wanted to leave the house with him. He took her to Taco Bell once. She wanted more public dating and thinks he didn't want to because of her job. Ummm. Have you seen the person he took home to his mom? Trust me, your profession has nothing to do with it.

She says she broke it off because of that, but at the end of the story admits they get together for sex a few times a week and she had sex with him in a hotel bathroom while three of his friends were in the other room. Even though she doesn't get anything from him money wise she keeps coming back. I actually she thinks she loves the guy. Maybe he needs a date for this Thanksgiving. The video below is risque but safe for work and just basically recaps the night of the threesome. No sex talk though.

Amy Winehouse In St. Lucia = Fail

Have you ever had one of those dreams where you are either at work or school and you are unprepared and and people are just staring at you. You wake up and you just say thank you repeatedly that it was in fact a dream.

Well, unfortunately for Amy Winehouse it wasn't a dream. Although like most dreams she probably won't remember what happened over the weekend in St. Lucia. If her performance was supposed to be a thank you to all the residents of the island for putting up with her, it turned into a more eff you situation or, that she is apathetic towards them at best.

You probably heard the concert ended early because of weather. Well, it still lasted about an hour. The longest, most painful hour ever in the history of a live performance. It got so bad that people were actually hoping Jessica and Ashlee Simpson would be surprise special guests.

After watching the entire hour of the show, I have decided that nothing is better than the beginning to give you and idea of what happened. Below is the first 4:31 of the concert. The best words I can use to describe when watching it is uncomfortable. You feel like you are actually witnessing a melt down. Oh, and her backup dancers just never give up.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which married TV actor used the Correspondents Dinner as an excuse to meet up with his occasional mistress?