Friday, June 05, 2009

Weekly Thanks


It is that time of week again where I thank everyone who has helped contribute to the site. Thanks to Mim for the movie review and to everyone who sent in tips and suggestions this week. Although it may not seem like it sometimes I read every tip you send and use lots of them. There are way more of you than there are of me and I am amazed at what you find out there on the internet and send my way. I appreciate it.

I also appreciate all the readers who decided to advertise on the site. A new one this week is Second City Style which has a link on the very upper right. They have a great fashion magazine and blog on their site and as the name indicates, it is Chicago based. As always, if you need tickets to a sold out event or are too busy to keep hitting refresh at Ticketmaster, then Ticket Liquidator will be happy to help. I love them because they are not StubHub or some TicketMaster monopoly. The A to D list is slowly being compiled and as always could use your help doing it. There are lots of people to classify. If you are suffering from Panic Attacks, then Panic Away is a great system to use and if you don't want to use that, then search out vacations or airline tickets from Travelatime.

Finally, our very own Adrianna Costa has been invited to blog all summer for 944.com, so be sure to check out what and their other writers have to say.

I hope everyone has a great weekend. Next Friday will be a FFF week so you have something to look forward to all week long. As always, it is your comments that really makes the site, and I appreciate all of you taking the time to write, comment and discuss. You are the best!!

Four For Friday - Parenting Edition

#1 & #2 - This intense B list movie and sometime television actor takes parenting very seriously. He knows the reputation of bars and clubs in Hollywood to serve underage celebrities. So, to make sure his B list actress daughter doesn't drink he calls ahead to wherever she is going and makes sure they know they will be in for a world of hurt if they serve her booze.

#3 - She might not always be the best role model as a mother, but this former B list movie actress with A list name recognition is extremely controlling when it comes to the location of her kids. Not only does she have GPS trackers on the cell phones of her kids, she also doesn't allow them to go out at night unless she or a parent is with them. She knows what kind of mistakes she made as a teenager and doesn't want her kids to make the same mistakes.

#4 & #5 - At the opposite extreme from the above parents is this B list movie and television actor who has been around forever. While raising his C list actor son, he had only one rule. Don't get arrested. Other than that he didn't care if or when his child came home or what he did as long as he didn't get caught.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

I wanted to show Amber Tamblyn some love. Her show didn't get renewed, but at least she picked something that wasn't formulaic and contrived. Also, she gets the top spot because she is Amber. Yes, she would beat out Betty White. ECA.
Ashley Tisdale in Berlin. Apparently they like her there. Her albums fly to the top of the charts. I think they believe she is the love child of David Hasselhoff.
Christopher Meloni and his lovely wife.
You don't see Caroline Rhea out very much anymore. I miss her on The Biggest Loser.
Denise's show starts Sunday. I only watch it for her dad and her sister and brother-in-law. Oh, and to see if her dogs will pee on her bed.
Even if you don't like Denzel Washington as a person, he is an incredible actor.
Somewhere in the world Victoria Beckham is screaming right now because she realizes Eva stole her hat.
This is a look I haven't seen from Eve before.
Goop on GOOP.
For those of you who are very young, this is what everyone did with their fingers in photos before everyone started doing the scissor salute.
Justin Bartha's hair seems to disappear right into the bush. Oh, wow, on a second glance that could almost be considered sexual.
Josh Lucas might need to start thinking about plugs. You don't want to wait and then have a Nicolas Cage comeback from baldness because then everyone knows.
Kelly Ripa eating. Definitely CNN worthy which is why Anderson Cooper is there.
Nick and Mariah headed to prom.
The lovely Michelle Williams.
Didn't even recognize Nicole Kidman.
This is the best I have seen Paula Abdul look in a long time.
I think it might be time for an Entourage marathon this weekend. I need to hear Perry Reeves swear at Piven all weekend.
Rachel Bilson in what is described as Mischa Barton fashion.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Rob Thomas enjoying a cigarette and a drink. You will notice he leaves his wife empty handed.
Robert Vataj is not a bad looking guy.
I think someone gave Sienna Miller an award. I think it was for staying out of the tabloids for three consecutive months.
Taylor Swift - Enterprise, Alabama
Still no signs of Usher's wife.

Your Turn

All of this talk about food the past two days definitely makes me want to talk about it some more on here. I noticed lots of you were talking about your favorite cereal in the Crunchberry post. My mom would not allow any cereals which had the first ingredient listed as sugar. I think it needed to be 3rd or lower for me to be able to eat it. When I would spend the nights at friend's houses I would cry with joy when I saw Fruit Loops and Cap'n Crunch and all of the other wonderfully sweet cereals I longed for on television. I never wanted to stop eating them. The funny thing was that my mom would let me put as much sugar on my cereal as I wanted so to me that kind of defeats the purpose. Cheerios with a quarter pound of sugar on them are probably not that good for you.

Today I just want to know about your favorite food or cereal or your favorite meal of the day. I don't care what you say as long as it is about food. I love all cereals and will eat it 24 hours a day. I love big one pound greasy cheeseburgers two at a time. Chocolate covered donuts are my favorite, although I would not turn down a few dozen glazed Krispy Kreme if you went and got them and put them in front of me.

Yesterday's Blind Items

Normally I would have included this in a little note at the beginning of Four For Friday. However, I didn't want it to get lost in the shuffle. The last time I checked there were over 100 comments and guesses and yet, none of them were correct. Just saying.

Ben Widdicombe Blind Item

Which married male designer likes to take his wedding ring off before heading to the South of France for a few weeks of carousing every summer?

Melissa Gilbert Spills Dirt On Rob Lowe And Shannen Doherty


In this age of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, it is easy to forget that back in the day, Melissa Gilbert pretty much was the it girl and dated anyone and everyone she wanted. Well, she just finished writing a tell all book and it actually tells all. So far. I mean I get all excited about these things because of the excerpts and then it turns out the only good parts were the ones they released in advance. That is why I always suggest that before buying a celebrity book, spend some time in your book store and read scattered pages to see if there are more stories, or just one story and a bunch of pats on the back.

Oh, speaking of books. Yesterday there was this big scandal on the internet about how the show runner from Dawson's Creek trashed Katie Holmes and the entire cast. They acted like it was all this huge news. The guy wrote a book a few years ago and said the exact same thing but no one freaked out. I guess when it is in a book no one notices, but when it is on the internet, then it must be true.

Anyway, back to Melissa. Here are two excerpts. One is from People and one is from Star. Both are only in the actual magazines and not a link to their site.

Rob and Melissa met when he was 14 and she was 17. They were together for a long time and were totally in love and in 1986 he asked her to marry him. So far so good right? Well, everything was great until the day Melissa told Rob she was pregnant. "Finally, with [Rob's] voice trembling and tears in his eyes he said very softly, 'I can't be a father,' Before I could respond, he said, 'I can't be a husband. I'm so sorry,'"

Nice move Rob.

Shannen Doherty is probably not on Melissa's Christmas card list. Melissa Gilbert and Bo Brinkman were married from 1988-1992. It was during that marriage, that Shannen Doherty decided, that according to Melissa at least, that Shannen wanted to be like Melissa. The best way to do that was to seduce Bo. Melissa implies in the book that it was Shannen who sought Bo out, purely because she wanted to be like Melissa" and adds that when Gilbert learned of the affair, "Shannen just looked her straight in the eye, smirked and made a snide comment."

Now, in 1992, Shannen was just 19. Melissa doesn't say how old Shannen was when this affair happened. The fact she doesn't could lead one to speculate that perhaps Shannen was a minor when it happened. Nice Bo.

Donut Day - My Favorite Day Of The Year


I always enjoy a great food holiday and Donut Day is by far the best. It is the one day a year where Krispy Kreme gives me donuts all day for free. Sure, I only get one at a time for free, but the fun of the day is driving to all the different ones and seeing everyone so happy to get free sugar. Dunkin Donuts are the spoil sports. Oh sure, they will give you a free donut, but you have to buy a coffee first. The problem with that is that with that much coffee in your system, the drive to the next Dunkin Donuts can be very, very long and you hope the line to the bathroom is very, very short.

The other thing I love about this day is that it has been around forever. It started in 1938 so this isn't something that was some PR dreamed up a few years ago. Nope. Instead it was started by the Salvation Army as a way to raise money for their needs. At Krispy Kreme and at Dunkin Donuts there should be a way for you to chip in a few bucks to help the Salvation Army and not have to listen to them ring that bell of theirs.

If you decide to go to a Dunkin Donuts they are having their contest to determine which donut creation from an individual will be sold for a year at all Dunkin Donuts stores. Every year I submit my tequila glaze donut and every year I come out a loser. The favorite to win was the sm'Oreo donut and they were really winning by a lot. It sounded amazing. However, I think the corporate people realized it would be really expensive and so some guy won who put some toffee chips on a plain donut. Yeah, I love a candy bar on my donut as much as the next person, but I can get the same taste at every ice cream store around the world. You give me a smore and an oreo and a donut, that is a new taste experience.

Rubina Ali Writes Her Memoir


When Miley Cyrus gets a five book deal to write about her life I always wonder why. I know such a book will appeal to her die-hard fans but there is not really much other point in a series of books that document her life. We see her life every day. The last thing I want to do is go home and read about it, especially when I know it was written by someone who probably just watched her for a few days and asked a couple of questions. I also ask myself, what a 16 year old has to share that is worth reading.

So, with that in mind you would think that I wouldn't care at all about what a 9 year old has to say about her life, but you would be wrong. Rubina Ali has lived more of a life in her 9 years than most people live in a lifetime. I want to hear about her life growing up in the slums of India. I want to read about what life is like for her on a daily basis. I want to feel good when she talks about going to Hollywood and seeing something she had only seen about on television or heard about from people who had seen television.

On July 16, Slumdog Dreaming will be released and in it, Rubina will "tell her story of playing marbles with her friends beside the sewers of Garib Nagar in Mumbai, to dancing along to the Bollywood films she and her family watch on their old television set."

To me that is much more interesting than why Miley chose a certain color of nail polish or the funny story about how she had to ride to a concert in a two year old limo instead of the new ones she prefers. My only complaint about the Rubina book is that I really think there should be a children's book with it. I think children should realize the whole world is not Nickelodeon and Disney and that everything is not a fairytale. It is one thing for a parent to tell a child there are less fortunate people in the world, and quite another if they are seeing pictures and reading the words of a nine year old who is one of those less fortunate.

Let's Talk David Carradine


I need to start off by saying I think the death of David Carradine was an accident. I think the most likely explanation is the one I first thought of when I heard how he had been found and that he died of autoerotic asphyxiation. It makes the most sense to me. Today and yesterday there have been theories that he committed suicide. The reasons range from the fact he was depressed to that he was desperate for money. I don't think he was so desperate for money that he would commit suicide. David was still able to generate a significant income through movies and appearances and I also think he knew enough people where he could raise a significant amount of money quickly.

What I think is happening now is that his team is trying to cloud the issue and make the death questionable as to how it occurred. His manager said that his hands were found tied behind his back. What that does is get everyone to think it may have been foul play. Why would anyone want to kill David Carradine? Plus, there have been no reports from the Thai police suggesting that his hands were tied behind his back and the maid who found him never said that either.

There was another report that Thai police now say the death was "suspicious." However, that is not in any of the official reports from the scene. I think what his team is hoping is to raise questions as to how he died so that way people will not focus on the way he most likely died. Maybe they are embarrassed or want him to be remembered in other ways. Whatever the reason, I think they are trying to advance those possibilities so people will always speculate.

I think instead of trying to spin the way he died, that instead, they should be focused on a career that lasted over 50 years. A career where everyone still knew his name and the movies in which he appeared. Celebrate the life and don't try and spin the death.

2009 Playmate Of The Year Ida Ljungqvist Accused Of Stealing Money From Kids


I don't care who you are, headlines accusing you of stealing from kids never turn out well. When you are the Playmate of The Year and you are accused of stealing from kids it sounds even juicier. According to TMZ, Ida Ljungqvist has been accused in court papers of conspiring with a guy to skim off $90,000 in child support payments that were supposed to go kids, but instead went into Ida's pocket to help hide assets from her boyfriend's soon to be ex-wife.

The scorned wife is named Katrina Kantner and she alleges that "her husband has given Ida over $90,000 in cash and gifts — while during the same period, he's been stiffing Katrina out of the $10,000 a month he owes her in child and spousal support."

Ms. Kantner is not amused and wants the money back, plus interest. Whatever the reasons that Ida ended up with $90,000 in money and gifts and whether she knew where the money was intended to go, this won't turn out well for her. No one is going to remember the Kantner name. The only thing people are going to remember is that A Playmate of The Year was stealing money that should have gone to support children while their mom struggled to pay bills each month. While mom was eating canned tuna, Ida was living the high life and rolling in gifts and cash. Sure, the husband here is the big a-hole, but no one will remember that. This one should be fun to watch and will probably get much, much better when the husband responds.

Is Jessica Simpson Pregnant?


I want to make it very clear that this is not a Jessica Simpson fat story. I don't write those kinds of stories and I believe that everyone is beautiful no matter the size. I am a huge f**king guy and so I am the last person who would ever dare to call anyone overweight. This is just a drunken conversation with friends on Thursday night turning into a Friday morning post because there is not a great deal of which to talk.

The first picture was taken over the weekend in Dallas. I think the important thing to note is that Jessica looks fuller in the face and is covering her stomach. The second most important thing is that she is with Tony Romo and that has been kind of an iffy thing the past few months.
The picture above was taken two nights ago at Nobu, which is a sushi place and so would probably be a strike against. However, as was pointed out to me last night, they have other fish besides raw tuna. Jessica has brought out the very large bag and a jacket and is playing the SMG to full effect.

The two pictures below were taken last night. Again we have the big bag and there are no head on shots at all. The jeans look tight, but the shirt, at least in the uppermost photo does look like it extends outward. Again, we also have another Tony Romo appearance. I'm not sure, so I will let all of you experts decide.

Britney Spears Wants To Meet The Queen


I think this is one of those stories that sounds great in a tabloid when Britney Spears is in your city, but probably has nothing to do with any kind of reality. The Mirror says that a source said that someone else said that an insider of Britney's camp said that her cousin's hairstylist said that Britney really wanted her kids to rub shoulders with royalty and that no matter how busy Britney is she will find time for the Queen as long as it is not between 2-3p because that is when she watches reruns of Springer.

It seems like forever ago that Britney was talking about how she and Prince William used to exchange e-mails. I wonder if they ever hooked up. Ever since I read this article I have been trying to think what a meeting would be like between the Queen and Britney and I really can't imagine it at all. I keep thinking that Britney would show up in fishnets. I just know she would. I don't think anyone would tell her not to.

I think that is a great idea of a play right there. "When Britney Met The Queen." You could go the whole chicken wing, fried food angle or you could say that for one remarkable hour she pulled it all together and didn't even say ya'll once. Three different acts and three different scenarios.

Ted C. Blind Item

The funny thing about the uproar over whether or not Robsten exists (they "so" do, as sources from Summit have even told us) is this: There's an equally sex-a-licious member of the Twilight team who's making tongues wiggle, wag and gossip in overdrive!

Meet Terry Tush-Trade, who likes both boys and girls. I mean, why limit yourself to just one sex, isn't that every bisexual's mantra? It certainly is that of Triple-T, who's as smooth about hooking up with members of both sexes as Ashley Greene is about finagling photo ops.

One question, though: Does Terry's also-famous partner know about Tush-Trade's predilection for both sexes?

Abso-friggin'-lutely!

That's precisely why they work so well together. See, Terry's other half also likes to swing both ways. Uh, are you getting absolutely dingbat dizzy at this point?

Well, hang on, because it's just begun: Terry, so slim, so hot, so breathtakingly badass, and said partner were brought together in the first place because somebody else who possesses major power in the Twilight franchise also likes to get it on, bisexual-style. And there's even more!

Terry's gotten it on up in Vancouver, and elsewhere, with somebody besides the significant other everybody's always photographing TTT with. And it's created a messy, sticky sitch within the cast. So much so, the upcoming filming of Eclipse is going to make The Hills seem like a Golden Girls rerun.

Cannot wait.

And It Ain't: Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reaser, Chris Weitz

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This actor is C list, and has done 90% television. At one time in the not too distant past he was B list and decided to roll the dice for A list and came up empty. Since that roll of the dice it has been all downhill at a very fast rate. Even though our actor barely works, he was on a very big hit show for several years. People recognize him. He doesn't have a problem picking up women to take home. The other night he had four competing for his attention at a nightclub. A very crowded club. Instead of being a gentleman about his potential one night stand for that night, our actor said the one who took off the most clothes and got the most dirty while standing on the table would get to go home with him. All four ended up getting completely naked. This resulted in the actor and the women being asked to leave the club. When they got outside, our actor was asked who he had chosen and he replied, "None of you. I just wanted to see what you would do to f**k me."

Ridiculous Break Up Story Of The Day - Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale


A site named Hollywood Dame of which I have never heard, but probably all of you know says that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are splitting. There are so many things wrong with this story so let us take them one at a time. Sure, I have work to do, but this is far more amusing.

According to an alleged girlfriend of Gavin, power couple Gwen Stefani
and Gavin Rossdale have broken up.

So far it sounds like the National Enquirer template we all learned yesterday. I think Brangelina were a power couple also. Does Gavin really have any power?

A source spilled to Hollywood Dame that Gavin has been dating other women. One girl, whose name rhymes with ‘Gidget,’ claimed that she is currently dating Rossdale. Not believing her, she produced over 7 photos of the two of them together.

Over 7 photos? Does that mean 8? Anyway, Gwen & Gavin might break up someday, but it won't be because Gavin is with other women.

In one photo, seen by one of my spies, Gavin and Gidget were in a tight embrace and sharing a kiss. It was also overheard that Gwen and Rossdale are caput and are planning to announce their separation after they are done touring.

So, basically in one of the over 7 photos they were together? If it is such a great photo then sell it. You could make some bucks. My guess is that Gidget is a fan and got a hug and kiss on the cheek after a Gavin Rossdale show. And why would you announce your split after the tour? Do it now. Get massive publicity and jack up your ticket prices.

Lets hope Gidget was duped by a convincing impersonator. However I am told the photos looked legit.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

David Carradine - RIP

Posing with a shovel is not the same as using a shovel. Who thinks Andie MacDowell did anything but show up?
Just every so often I would love to see a photo of Alicia Silverstone on the red carpet where she isn't biting her bottom lip or appearing to at least. I almost said just once, but then I would be singing that damn James Ingram song for the rest of the day.
Whenever I see someone like Bryce Dallas Howard pose like this, I expect them to go a little lower, throw up their arms, yell "Superstar" and then smell their hands.
Even Bai Ling is doing it.
Bart Connor & Nadia Comaneci. Nadia was probably the most famous woman in the world for about a year.
Britney Spears - London
Two consecutive days of Sibi & Christian Bale.
So, now people are saying that Chace Crawford's co-star in Footloose is going to be Julianne Hough. Can she act? I guess we know she can dance.
A first time appearance for Alden Ehrenreich and probably his last unless someone volunteers to type his name for me everytime. Francis looks good.
A first time appearance for Hal Sparks. That is an oversight which shouldn't have happened.
So, the other day I was talking to someone about Dunston Checks In and its subtle humor. No, seriously I had mentioned that after Pretty Woman, if Seinfeld had not come along, Jason Alexander was going to spend an entire career playing the a-hole sleaze parts.
I always say it if it is true and Jessica Biel looks very, very nice in this photo.
After that video was released yesterday, Joe Jonas decided he need to go on a date with Camilla Belle.
If it weren't for the tattoos, I don't think I would have recognized Kat von D with her new hair color. She looks totally different.
The best name of the day goes to Moon Bloodgood.
Maggie Grace in one of her charity appearances. If you want Maggie to show up at an event it better have something to do with a charitable cause.
The dress Mariska Hargitay is wearing reminds me of this time I had to sew something for Home Economics. I was running late so grabbed the tablecloth off the table, cut a hole in the middle and called it a poncho. I still wear it when I haven't washed clothes in awhile.
A rare look at two of Michael Jackson's kids without their masks in place.
Mandy Moore - New York
Rachel McAdams on the set of her new movie.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
The very lovely Sofia Coppola. She is another person I would love to get drunk. Sure, it would have to be on her dad's wine, but hopefully she gets it for free. I don't know if you know this, but I can drink quite a lot.
Shannon Elizabeth is just thrilled to actually be on a red carpet again.
Suze Orman and Kathy Griffin who looks like she must be on some buy 10 procedures get one free plan at her plastic surgeon.
The best dressed man of the day goes to someone I also didn't recognize at first. Tommy Davidson.
Will and Amy crack me up and they don't even have to do anything except stand there.
Zach Galifianakis and his beard which grows like a pumpkin in Alaska.
Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana fight over the Pez dispenser.

Jennifer Lopez Makes It Easy


There are very few times when someone gives a quote that just lends itself to full on fun, but Jennifer Lopez has managed to just that. In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Jennifer was worried about all the time she taken off for maternity leave. Here is what she had to say.

"The few days before I got really nervous I was like, what if I forgot how to act?"

After I picked myself up off the ground from laughing so hard, I thought to myself that she can't be serious. I didn't realize she was known for her acting skills. When I think of people who can act her name doesn't normally come to mind. I mean she has been nominated for nine Razzie Awards. Nine of them. That is incredible. What is more incredible is that she has only won two of them which was as you may have guessed, from Gigli where she basically swept every category in which she was nominated. She has also been one of the few people ever who were nominated for multiple movies in the same year. And guess what? She has pulled off that feat twice. What is even more remarkable is that she that in consecutive years.

She forgot how to act? We can only hope that she forgot everything she knew about acting before and also wonder who is the person who decided that giving her a few million bucks was the wisest way to spend money on casting.

Ben Widdicombe Blind Item

Which former top model, still internationally famous but now out of work, now survives on $500-a-time fees to turn up to nightclubs and hang out at the bar?

Do The Jonas Brothers Have An STD?


I have repeatedly read the interview in this month's Good Housekeeping with Denise Jonas and everytime I read it, I swear it sounds like she is saying her kids have an STD. I mean I know that can't be true, but she needs to choose her words more carefully. Oh, and I also think she has caught them using the bathroom for an hour at a time if you know what I mean. The whole thing is a little creepy. Not creepy like Joe dressing up as Beyonce, but still creepy.

"They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone," Denise says of Kevin, 21, Joe, 19 and Nick, 16. "If they make a mistake, I'm not going to hate them. I don't think they're above or beyond being seduced."

What she is saying there is that she has walked in on them maybe you know, umm, yeah, enjoying watching Hannah Montana just a little too much if you know what I mean. I would get creeped out if my mom started talking about my desires and being seduced.

This is the STD part though. See, what you think. She is talking about how people criticize them for wearing purity rings. "They've been criticized for proclaiming things they never proclaimed. And what's the criticism?" she asks. "They don't want to go out there giving everyone an STD? What's so terrible about that?"

So is she saying they already have STD's or that as soon as they have sex with these Hollywood women they will get an STD? Were they all planning on taking a turn with Paris? Does she think as soon as you have sex you get an STD? Maybe some of you can figure it out because I have no idea what she is saying.

Shocker! Crunchberries Are Not Real Berries! Woman Sues


It took Janine Sugawara four years of daily eating a box of Cap'n Crunch Crunchberries before she finally discovered that Crunchberries are not an actual berry and not even a fruit. I'm guessing she finally wised up when she went to a Home Depot looking for a Crunchberry plant for her backyard.

Well, Janine was ticked off at The Cap'n so she sued him for fraud in Federal Court and said that most reasonable people would also think that a Crunchberry is a real berry. Ummm. No. Most people would realize that a Crunchberry is a colored ball of cereal called a berry to make you feel better about yourself that you are eating a product where the number one ingredient is sugar.

Now, I myself don't eat Cap'n Crunch. Oh, I love it. Desperately love it. The sugar isn't why I don't eat it. The reason I don't eat it is that it rips the top of your mouth to shreds like car tires in a COPS episode.

The judge in the case also said there is no mention of the word fruit on the box and to his knowledge "there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world called a Crunchberry."

Ashlee Simpson Apologizes To Michelle Trachtenberg


Have you ever wondered if sometimes publicists get so excited that someone actually wants to hear them speak or comment on something that they make absolutely no sense when they do so? I used to think it was all about spin, but sometimes I think they just have no clue what they are saying and if they are making any sense whatsoever.

Apparently the other night at the Eminem/Jay-Z show, Ashlee Simpson and Pete's ex Michelle Trachtenberg got into a little scuffle. Not really a fight, but Ashlee had been drinking heavily and she had a few choice things to say to Michelle. Michelle got ticked off and famed herself out to that blogger who shares his name with a Valtrex ridden celebrity.

So the world was in a tizzy. I mean who can sleep or relax when they think that Ashlee and Michelle got into a fight. Aren't these the two people you scour the internet for everyday just looking for a morsel of information about them? Yeah, me either.

Anyway, Ashlee's rep had this to say about the situation. "It was just a misunderstanding. Ashlee has since apologized to Michelle, and they remain on good terms."

A misunderstanding? When someone gets in your face and starts talking smack about that seems pretty easy to understand. If it was just a misunderstanding then why did Ashlee apologize? The topper is the remain on good terms part. They sound like a couple that has to share custody of four kids after a divorce. I think what happened is that Ashlee asked Pete a million questions about Michelle and he probably said something like he still like Michelle or that Michelle did something better. Some stupid line he wishes he could take back but can't. Instead it was locked in Ashlee's head until such time as drink and Michelle were in the same proximity.

Even In Kindergarten Kate Gosselin Chased Money & Fame


The headline is a bunch of crap as far as I know, but this Jon & Kate Gosselin thing has moved to beyond crazy. Star Magazine has a lengthy interview with Kate's ex fiance who sounds about as cool as Deanna Hummel's boyfriend.

Star wanted dirt on Kate and he didn't really have much. The couple started dating when Adam Miller was a senior in high school and Kate one year older. Kate then told him to propose so he did, but on her 21st birthday party she cheated on him with a guy in a Corvette so they broke up. He says that he did the breaking up, but he also said that Kate was always chasing the guys with money and a Corvette beat a Chevette so Adam lost.

Adam does want you to know though that Kate loved him for all the right reasons. "I spoiled Kate with gifts, like a diamond bracelet and a gold locket, and she loved that. I think one of the main reasons she liked me is that I had so much money flowing." It sounds like he had money flowing. I think you can get both of those items when you turn in enough tickets at Chuck-E-Cheese. I love it when someone says they had money flowing. He had so much money flowing that at least once a month he would take her out to Ruby Tuesday's. If she was really good to him he would go ahead and splurge on the salad bar. That extra $1.99 would have really set back a normal person. Good reason he had the money flowing.

These are my favorite kinds of interviews in tabloids. The person they dig up from ten years ago who wants their 4 minutes of fame and a quick $500. Love them.

Alli Sims Just Won't Go Away


Alli Sims is kind of like that first piece of plastic wrap that sticks to your finger when you open a DVD. You shake it off and it lands on the floor. You don't really notice it on the floor until one day you feel it sticking to your foot. You then attempt to throw it away, but a few weeks later there it is again. Are you asking yourself who Alli is? Alli is the former assistant to Britney Spears and was also called Britney's cousin at various points in time. Alli has a single coming out . I know, like we really care at all. We really don't and no one in the world cares and if this was anyone other than Alli Sims, the record would die a very quick death. The thing is though she has one ace to play and she is playing it now. Spilling about Britney. In exchange for plugging her single, Alli sat down with Access Hollywood for the most boring interview ever.

My guess is that Alli has decided that she wants Britney to plug the CD and so every question Alli was asked about the year she spent with Britney was met with a nothing happened answer or everything was overblown kind of answer.

When asked if Britney is bi-polar or suffered from post-partum depression, Alli said,
“I just feel like, you know, she had kids fast. There was a divorce going on and that’s a lot for a young person to handle.”

Talk about avoiding the question. She never says yes or no. Jamie Spears would be thrilled with that answer. Maybe he will let her move back into the house. Apparently Alli and Britney are still best friends even though she hasn't communicated with Britney in over a year. They must have some type of psychic best friend thing.

When Alli was asked about the two times Britney was admitted into the hospital and how Britney was at the time, Alli said, “Fine, fine. Honestly, fine.”

Alli also said it was extremely harsh that Britney lost visitation rights and that Alli didn't agree with that decision at all. Uh huh. Maybe so, but if Jamie & Britney don't come through with something for her and someone offers her a fat enough check I think all of her answers will be completely different.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which rehabbed starlet is back in the tangled web of getting drunk every night?

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Today's Blind Items

I hate giving out pet names to people in the blind items because the next thing you know I will be writing like Ted Casablanca and getting my four remaining hairs bleached. However, since this is a third appearance for Coke Mom that will be her name from now until the end of time. In our previous adventures of Coke Mom she has left out coke for her child to sample. (Accidentally) Coke mom has also hoovered her way through piles of coke with another Coke Mom. (Coke Mom 2) Anyway, at an event on Monday night Coke Mom was overheard saying the following. I kid you not. "I am getting old. I really want to try for another baby, but for some reason my husband doesn't want to." Well of course he doesn't want to. I am more shocked that he hasn't filed for divorce yet and have no idea why not. Oh. The topper. Coke Mom made about 8 trips to the bathroom in an hour.

Brian Austin Green & Megan Fox Split - A Spoof - Read The Brangelina Story First


Here is the Brangelina story from The Enquirer again, but with Brad and Angelina replaced by Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox. It works well for any couple. Play it using your neighbors names and have one of them work and one stay home. It is like MadLibs for tabloids.

After months of behind-the-scenes battles, it’s finally over between Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox.

Hollywood’s sexiest couple - who never married despite living together for years - have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following several tumultuous years together, say sources.

Brian and Megan are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.

“They will make it official. It looks like Brian will be shooting One Tree Hill in North Carolina, while Megan is retreating to their Los Angeles house with her tattoos.

“It’s an official split.”

If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $2 million fortune and the custody of their Donna Martin lunch boxes.

The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while at a screening of Beverly Hills 90210, The Early Years.

They put on a romantic show in front of the media, but Brian, 65, and Megan, 20 something, become frosty as soon as the spotlight was off, say friends.

A jealous Brian was said to be incensed over the attention Megan was getting from other man on the planet, having argued recently over Megan’s continued contact with Shia LaBeouf who kisses Megan in her new movie Transformers 2 which opens soon.

“Brian and Megan will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with her when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.

If, If, If, If, If, If Then Brad And Angelina Are Finished - Oh and The Obama's Also


Last week the National Enquirer talked about Brad and Angelina being in love. I'm guessing the issue didn't sell very well and so this week they have them divorcing. I mean one of the options has to work right? It's funny that much of the same information they cite in this week's issue as a reason for a breakup was available last week also when they spoke about their love.

Here is what The Enquirer has to say with my commentary added.

After months of behind-the-scenes battles, it’s finally over between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Don't you love behind the scenes battles? They are the best.

Hollywood’s most glamorous power couple - who never married despite having six children - have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following five tumultuous years together, say sources.

I love how they take a dig at them for not being married despite having kids. The funny thing is the way they use sources above it could be the source told them the couple was together five years or they never married or that it was tumultuous. I guess it is up to us to decide what they meant.

Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.

See, here is the first qualification. IF they can repair their relationship they will stay together. I find that to be true with most people.

“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.

“It’s an official split.”

Well you could call it a split right now. There is a huge difference between a split and a divorce or legal separation. She is in new York and he is in LA. That is a split and it is official. They want to make it sound like they have confirmation from spokespeople which is why they use that word.

If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.

Qualification #2. IF they can't find a way to get back together. It is the same damn line as above except they used a different word for repair. Qualification #3. IF they can't get back together, there COULD be an ugly court battle.

The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while in Cannes, France for the screening of Brad’s new movie Inglourious Basterds.

Umm, has anyone here not had strained words with their significant other. They didn't even try and use the word argument. What the hell is strained? Did one of them have a sore throat and couldn't get the words out?

They put on a romantic show in front of the media, but Angie, 34, and Brad, 45, become frosty as soon as the spotlight was off, say friends.

Become frosty means they don't fake smile for the cameras anymore. Notice also they don't say they become frosty to each other, just frosty.

A jealous Angelina was said to be incensed over the attention Brad was getting from other women, having argued recently over Brad’s continued contact with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

Please. They both have people always wanting their attention. I love how they managed to get a Jennifer Aniston reference in there though. I'm surprised they didn't put her on the cover saying she was the cause. That is how they want it to appear in this sentence.

“Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.

Now it is a major split. If it is an official split or major split why would they need to make appearances together? I will tell you why, because that way even when you see them together you will know it is all for show. This story makes no sense at all.

And in case you are interested they say that the marriage between the Obama's is a sham.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Betty White at the top again.
Ashley Olsen looks great.
Mary Kate still needs to work on it a little.
Bradley Cooper at the premiere of his new movie wearing his Tom Cruise suit.
Bethanny Frankel must think the heavy metal crowd is into the Real Housewives.
A mass for the victims of Air France flight #447.
Christian & Sibi Bale at the Tokyo airport.
And then Tony Parker ran Eva over. OK, so that is a dream.
Eva Mendes in one of the only photos where she was not turning sideways.
Heather Graham at an actual movie premiere which may do actual business. A new feeling for her.
Jenny McCarthy looks like she wants to take a few more pictures and Jim doesn't.
Josh Duhamel also in Tokyo to meet his wife Fergie.
Still going strong. Jamie Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrera.
Jeremy Piven in shades.
And the reason which considering the title of the movie is Hangover seems appropriate.
Dueling magazine covers.

Kendra Wilkinson looks like she got new breasts for her wedding.
It almost looks like they are holding hands. Almost.
Peter Pan - London
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Robert Pattinson, this time with his shirt on.
Taylor Lautner concludes our Twilight portion of the photos.
Tracy Morgan on the set of his new movie. Looks like an Oscar winner for sure.
Wayne Gretzky and guest. Daughter maybe? She looks like Janet.
Zac Efron not looking good at all.

Hooker For Jesus Getting Married


Have you ever wondered what would happen if you crossed the guitarist from Stryper with a former hooker turned minister? Yeah, I know. I stay up late at night thinking about it as well. I mean who doesn't. Well it turns out they end up getting married. This Friday, Stryper guitarist Oz Fox is marrying Annie Lobert. Annie worked as an escort in Las Vegas for 11 years before deciding to become a minister. She also was the founder of the ministry known as Hookers For Jesus.

Funny enough she is releasing a book this year called Hookers For Jesus which is her biography but which many pastors and ministers thought was a clergy version of the erotic services section on Craigslist. Whoops.

Ben Widdicombe Blind Item

Which wealthy, philandering husband of a successful designer had to shell out for paparazzi pix of him cavorting on a beach with a woman who was not his wife?

Octo-Mom Goes Off On Kate Gosselin - Kids To Have Dance Off


Nadya Suleman has been feeling left out as of late. Earlier this week she signed on the dotted line to exploit her kids and no one even noticed. They didn't notice because the whole world is watching Kate Gosselin. I understand the frustration of Nadya. I mean Nadya has 14 kids and is a single mom while Kate only has 8 and has a husband to help. 8 kids must be nothing to Nadya. Hell if she only had 8 kids she would actually have time to shop.

In an interview with Nadya, RADAR got Nadya to say what they wanted her to say so they could have a story. They also made Nadya look stupid, which, really is not that tough at all.

The way they made Nadya look stupid this time is they showed her a tape of Kate on the Dr. Phil show where Kate bad mouths Nadya. Nadya then says, "She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention. My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy. Don't you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems? Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life? For attention?"

First of all I think it is Nadya that is using Kate to grab attention. Nadya can't even get a cover right now and her income from tabloids is shrinking every week. I can't imagine anyone wanting to glob on to Nadya's life. What I think would be a great idea though is for Kate & Nadya to set up a play date for the kids while Jon and Deanna have sex upstairs with a live play by play from Deanna's brother saying Ick, Nast at opportune times and selling other belongings of Deanna's during the event. I think this could be Pay-Per-View and for $29.95 you get all of the above, plus you get a very special visit from the Duggar's.

I Don't Care. NBC Is Dead To Me


It seems as if NBC has been playing a game with everyone. A game that was designed to increase publicity for I'm A Celebrity and get people to watch instead of doing something that was actually good for the show to make people want to watch. With the news that Heidi and Spencer didn't quit the show and that this was all a big publicity stunt, I am really disappointed. Not in Speidi. They are just doing what they do best. Stupid jerks who will do anything for a dollar.

What I hate is that instead of hiring decent hosts or coming up with creative contests or making the show more appealing, NBC decided that creating this musical chair scenario would be the way to go to attract viewers. They were wrong. All they have done is make people ticked off and not want to participate in the outcome. This is a show that wants viewers four nights a week for several weeks. You do that by making the show interesting and not staging some type of stunt.

Oh, and it was all a stunt. From the fake Spencer and Heidi walking under blankets at LAX to the rumors that people were flying in to replace them on the show to Spencer asking Jesus to help NBC see the light and bring them back, it is all just one big set up job. I watched the show the first two nights but I am never watching it again. You let me know if Heidi gets bit by a snake or if Spencer turns into one.

Paul Sculfor Says He Is No Longer Dating Cameron Diaz


Paul Sculfor keeps trying to date famous women and I think a lot of it is him trying to become popular. At the Glamour Awards last night, Paul was walking the red carpet and at one point gave an interview where he was asked about his relationship with Cameron Diaz. He said, "I’m very single and happy. Cameron and I are still friends. I’ll be going back to the States soon - I don’t know if I’ll get the chance to meet her as I’m so busy I don’t know what I’m doing.”

So busy he doesn't even know what he's doing? Come on. Everyone has at least a general idea what they are going to be doing. I will tell you what he is going to be doing. He is going to be hitting every event he can to try and find a replacement. No one knew who this guy was until he started dating Jennifer Aniston and then Cameron Diaz. He probably misses being in the spotlight everyday and getting his name and picture out there.

I'm guessing Cameron figured this out and dumped him. It could also be that he is an idiot. What this guy needs is a relationship with Lindsay Lohan. That would put him into the spotlight like never before.

Melissa Joan Hart Wanted Farrah Fawcett To Live For All The Wrong Reasons


I know it has been a long time since Melissa Joan Hart has had a cover story in a tabloid. In fact, she really hasn't had many at all. So, with the opening of her new candy store as well as a new movie coming out, Melissa Joan Hart wanted some publicity. She played the I lost weight card and a whole lot of favors into a cover story in People Magazine and also got herself lots of television spots as a result. It was during one of those television spots on KTLA that Melissa slipped and said something she is going to regret for a very long time and will probably cost her all that positive publicity she was trying to generate.

In a line that can be heard, but not seen, Melissa said she was so happy Farrah Fawcett was still alive because if Farrah had died, then Melissa would not have been on the cover of People. All of those months of planning would have gone down the drain if Farrah had died.

I understand that she wanted publicity, but to wish that someone stays alive simply to get on the cover of a magazine is cold and callous to such an extent that it is going to make people dislike her and her damn candy store for a long time. Oh, and while we are on the subject of candy stores, who goes on the cover of a magazine and tells people she lost 42 pounds and then invites them over to her store so they can load up on candy and ice cream? "Come on. I'm not fat anymore, but I want you to come spend money at my store so you can get fat."

Rihanna Has Naked Pictures Of Chris Brown


After initially telling friends that she was going to burn down Chris Brown's house because he released the naked pictures of her, Rihanna instead has decided that she is going to release some naked pictures of Chris and give an interview about what a lousy lover he is. Of course all of this is according to Star Magazine so take it for what it is worth.

The source Star uses says that Rihanna has, "less-than-flattering nude pics of him that she plans on leaking. Rihanna says he’ll be really embarrassed."

I'm guessing that means they will end up making Chris look like Danny Bonaduce who still has the record for least likely to be a man in all the FFF pictures displayed so far.

If she did that, that would be priceless. I must say though that I am getting really tired of Chris and Rihanna and wish they would go away for about a year in Rihanna's case and forever in Chris' case. I have no desire to listen to their music and don't really care what Rihanna is wearing everyday or that she changes clothes four to five times a day just to keep being noticed.

What Do You Think? Is LeAnn Rimes A Stalker?


In the latest issue of US Weekly they have an interview with Brandi Glanville, who is the wife of actor Eddie Cibrian. Eddie is a decent actor but his claim to fame so far has been his affair with LeAnn Rimes. Brandi says though that LeAnn just won't leave her man alone and it is all because LeAnn misses being famous. No, I swear she said it.

I must have missed the memo where LeAnn Rimes had dropped off the fame planet or something. To me she is just as famous as she has always been. Just a nice steady career building up millions upon millions of dollars. How many people had heard of Eddie Cibrian before this incident? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Glanville though says, "LeAnn is a stalker. She refuses to leave us alone -- it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance."

Brandi also says they finally had to change their cell phone number because LeAnn kept calling and that LeAnn purposely set up that meeting at the Lakers game a few weeks ago.

I myself am not buying the whole LeAnn being a stalker thing. I am more likely to buy that Brandi wants some attention and so decided to give an interview to a national tabloid. If you were a person scorned would you want to talk about it in a national magazine? This is the best thing that has happened in Eddie's career and maybe Brandi wants in on it. What do you think? Is LeAnn a stalker?

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which macho A-list actor was annoyed to find press at a recent gala because he hadn't "put on [his] makeup yet"?

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This one is about as fresh as they come. About an hour ago, this C list movie/B list television actor on a recently renewed (barely) network show was spotted leaving Johnny Rockets on Melrose with someone most assuredly not his wife. Not a big deal you say except for the groping and making out. Oh, and as an added bonus, the woman he was with is one of the better known shemales in town and gorgeous.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

New rule of the site. Betty White shows up somewhere she gets the top spot.
I fell asleep Saturday afternoon upstairs. I woke up to my mom watching Bride Wars. I umm, actually liked it. I know, I know.
Adam Levine practicing his Zoolander pose.
Adam Lambert and his new boyfriend. George Michael called the new boyfriend and wants his hairstyle back.
Where Amy Smart shows up,
often times Ali Larter follows.
A first time appearance for Amber Valletta.
I think this is also a first time appearance for Craig T. Nelson.
Not a first time appearance for Ronaldo and if he keeps dressing like this, probably not his last either.
Donna Karan, Marion Cotillard and Hilary Duff were at the Bike In Style event. Somehow I don't think they actually got on bikes.
Dave Matthews - New York
David Schwimmer and his "guest." Would you want everyone to know you were dating him?
Eminem & Jay-Z - Los Angeles
Hugh Jackman doing a little dancing with his wife.
The very funny Jeff Daniels.
John Krasinski and Chris Messina. John looks like he has lost a lot of weight.
Kathie Lee Gifford and Frank Gifford who makes a rare public appearance.
I always show Kate Winslet, but somehow always neglect to include Sam Mendes. Love Sam, but Kate is still going to show up way more than Sam in the photos.
Mark Hoppus and Pete Wentz who took time off from allegedly serving underage kids at his bar. Not him personally mind you. The bar. And of course it is all alleged.
Tracking Maya Rudolph's pregnancy.
Nicole Kidman on the set of her new movie. Don't look at me, I didn't hire her.
The one and only Neil Patrick Harris.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Paul & Ringo doing what they do best. Making money off The Beatles.
Ryan Phillipe and Abbie Cornish looking thrilled.
Ryan Reynolds and his mom.
Sandra Bullock looks lovely.
Even Vanessa Lemon Jello looks good.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants To Be Engaged


Have you ever got the feeling that Jennifer Love Hewitt loves being engaged? Yeah, me too. Yesterday Jennifer was tagging along with Jamie Kennedy to a radio show when of course the hosts decided they would much prefer speaking to her instead of Jamie recycling old jokes in an attempt to get people out to his show. Yes, I know I saw him, but in my defense I didn't know it was going to be him, I was drunk, and I got to watch my dad flirt with Mena Suvari all night. Good times.

Anyway, Jennifer was asked if the couple was already engaged and she said no, but added this line which has pretty much made my whole morning. "A timeline? By this time next year, if we're not planning something, then there's a situation."

Yeah, my guess is the situation will be that she will be engaged, but not to Jamie. Oh, I think Jamie will propose to her about Thanksgiving. They will stay together until about Christmas. Then she will find a new guy at the end of January, give him his love bracelet on Valentine's Day and get engaged by this time next year. See? Solid plan.

Thank You VH-1 - Tom Sizemore Joins Up For Celebrity Rehab


Finally a reality show with some actual drama that won't need to be staged. Tom Sizemore has signed on to do the next season of Celebrity Rehab 3. Oh, and to make things incredibly fun, Heidi Fleiss has already signed on to do the show. Apparently when Tom showed up for shooting yesterday he was really messed up from withdrawals and had to be admitted into the hospital. Oh, and the first Heidi knew that Tom was going to be there was when he showed up. And VH-1 got it all on film!!

Oh this is going to be so good. I actually don't think they will be able to make it all the way through the show together. In a way it is a really bad idea because they pretty much bring each other down and he did go to jail for beating her so everyone will have to be extra careful about that.

The show will also have much bigger names than in the past. The list includes Mackenzie Phillips (One Day At A Time), Dennis Rodman, Mindy McCready (country music singer), Lisa D’Amato (America’s Next Top Model), Mike Starr (Alice in Chains), Kari Ann Peniche (ex-Miss United States Teen), and Joey Kovar (Real World Hollywood).

Mackenzie Phillips is one of my Facebook friends and honestly she seems to be pretty normal. She updates all of the time and they are generally coherent. She seems to watch a bunch of television. Who wants to bet that Mindy McReady has sex with Tom Sizemore and that Dennis Rodman hits on everyone male and female?

The show isn't going to be on the air for a few months which sucks. I want it now. Do it Big Brother style and have it available to us over the internet 24/7.

NY Post Blind Item

WHICH celebrity hairstylist really snipped her career by double-billing her biggest client, a TV chef? When the stylist's other clients found out she'd been fired, they also let her go.

Snakes In An Apartment

I am always willing to abuse the Snakes On or Snakes In title from the Snakes On A Plane movie. I love that title and is really appropriate when you have one of these stories. In New York this morning, and more specifically in the Bronx, a woman was wandering through her apartment. An apartment mind you when all of a sudden a four foot long snake slithered by. Are you f**king kidding me? I would have dropped dead right there. Don't think so? Last night I had some kind of nightmare and woke up with a jolt. I could feel my arteries. I also decided that when people die of a heart attack during the night that is what happens.

Anyway, the woman who has three kids seems to have handled this much better than I would have. She rounded up her kids and called 911. No doubt she was probably hung up on 3 or 4 times until someone believed her story. Animal Control came and removed the snake and they were going to take it somewhere to determine if it was venomous. OK, stop right there. They were going to determine if it was venomous? That means it wasn't a python or boa or something like that. The Animal Control people didn't know? That is scary. What if they tell her oh, yeah it was some kind of snake that kills you in three seconds if it bites you. Do you think she is going to be able to sleep for a week? No way. Not a chance. That has to be the biggest shock in the world.

No one has figured out how the snake got in the apartment. Yeah, that is great news. Probably more where they came from.

Suri & Katie Have A Photo Op



On Sunday while Tom Cruise was probably at a church service, Katie Holmes was probably sitting around bored with Suri. What to do, what to do? Well if you are in the Cruise household there is one sure fire way to cure boredom. Photo opportunity!! So, Katie packed up Suri and headed to The Grove. As I have said before here many, many times The Grove is a place I frequent because of the vast quantities of food it contains. There is nothing quite like going to the farmer's market they have there and getting some cheese with a side of cheese. Oh, and don't be fooled into thinking there is an actual farmer's market. It is just a giant food court, although with better food than most malls.

Although it is a sad excuse for a mall, it does have a great movie theatre which is why I usually go there. However, I have yet to see Katie Holmes. It is a shame really because I base my entire gossip existence on finally confronting Katie and asking her the questions no one will ask her. I don't care if she won't answer them, I just want the opportunity to ask. Getting that opportunity and spending an hour with Tatum O'Neal are the goals I have right now.

Anyway, these pictures are quite possibly the most adorable of Suri ever and actually shows Katie being human. Sometimes I start to have my doubts. I do love how you don't see the three or four bodyguards in the pictures and how one, and only one photographer managed to get any pictures. This is LA. There should have been hundreds of photographers who swarmed The Grove when this happened. The fact there are only one set of photos from head on and other posed angles show it was staged. It doesn't matter though. I'm just glad they let Suri eat some chocolate and let her walk on her own and take a day off from her Lego e-meter.

Nikki McKibbin Shares Too Much Information


Do you want to know how you know it is a really slow news day? The first sign is when I say to myself that a Lindsay Lohan story or a Paris Hilton story might be necessary today. Don't worry I will talk about celebrity babies and engagements before I break down to that extent. The other way you know is when FOX's entertainment column, runs a bit today they picked up at the season finale of American Idol. That was last week. Not exactly breaking news, but hey, I am all for anything that is vaguely interesting today.

Do you remember Nikki McKibbin from American Idol? She finished third in the first season of Idol and will always be haunted by the fact that she finished behind Justin. I think it is what led her to drink and do drugs. I mean, how would you feel about coming in behind him. That sounded kind of sexual didn't it? Not where I was going with that, but hey.

Anyway, Nikki dropped off the face of the earth and only reappeared when she was periodically arrested. She then decided to join Celebrity Rehab and says that next week she will be sober for one year. That is incredible and I am very happy for her. I do worry though that she has lost her self-censor button to her mouth. In that interview with FOX, she said this about when she was drinking and using drugs.

"I was a horrible person when I drank. I was awful and really mean and really angry and I started fights with people for no reason, I was a bad mom and a bad wife. I took care of my son when I was high and was driving to school drunk, I was just really bad off."

Now, I am glad she has managed to turn her life around, but I'm not sure we should know about her driving her kid to school drunk and high. Why is that something she needs to share? Now I will be wondering how many times she did it and if anything else happened to the kid while she was drunk or high. Plus, you just know that at some point the kid is going to read this interview and is going to have a lot of questions and maybe some issues with the way he was treated by his mom. Wouldn't this be better left out of the public eye? If she wants to tell her son at some point privately that is her decision, but this seems like something that should be better left unsaid. Do you think by her saying this it will help others in similar situations?

Speidi Really Did Quit


Apparently Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt really did decide they were too good for the jungle. According to TMZ, the couple left the show after the live portion of last night's show was completed. The show, which was excruciatingly awful to watch and will be the death knell of any further attempts to revive the format here in the US saw Heidi and Spencer attempt to leave the show twice and then return each time. At one point as the video shows below, Heidi and Spencer came back only to see that the rest of the celebrities had gone through their stuff and had claimed it as their own. Spencer went ballistic. Umm why?

If you are leaving the show then why do you need your stuff that you had brought to only use on that show? I think the remaining celebrities had full right to it all and obviously were clueless as to what prats the Pratts are. Like it? Yeah, me too. You really don't get to use puns quite like that one very often. Lucky for us, their last name kinds of leads itself to that kind of fun.

Anyway, Speidi did themselves no favors by leaving the show. They could have exposed themselves to the American public for four nights a week for several weeks and conveyed any image they wanted to convey. This was their chance to get off MTV and actually let the general public know who they are. You really don't get the chance to be in front of millions of people every night for weeks on end like that and this is something they will regret when they start doing auto shows at the local mall for a few hundred bucks a day and living out of their trailer they drive from town to town while living the good life.

Mim - Movie Review - The Proposal


Directed by the multi-talented Anne Fletcher (27 Dresses, Step Up), ‘The Proposal’ is a light-weight slice of classic rom-com, bordering at times on the absurd and even downright strange – in this case just enough to prevent the film from becoming yet another saccharine re-telling of the boy-meets-girl scenario. Like other films of this genre, it doesn’t always attempt to make too much sense of the occasional gap in the plot, nor does it trouble itself with resolving all of its character arcs or tying up all its loose ends – but there is more than enough here to satisfy, not the least of which is the sight of Ryan Reynolds almost naked (so close to FFF material Enty!)…and let’s face it, for most of us anyway, seeing Ryan in the altogether would be worth the price of admission alone.

Damn you Scarlett!!!

Playing second fiddle to Ryan (well, at least in my mind anyway…I’m only human) is Sandra Bullock, in a mostly satisfying return to form after what has seemed like an endless string of meaningful roles in meandering films, designed to showcase her as a ‘serious’ actress. Whatever Sandy! Stop boring us and stick with what you do best, okay?

It has to be said that Bullock plays a very believable hard-arse, her Margaret Tate calling upon equal parts Miss Congeniality and Hillary Clinton in her portrayal of this morally void and emotionally neutered book publisher, who finds herself about to be deported back to Canada pretty much solely through her own arrogance and belief that rules are for other people.

Reynolds plays her long-suffering assistant, aspirant editor Andrew Paxton, who soon becomes Margaret’s ticket to residency. The fact that he loathes her and she treats him like shit is of little consequence to Margaret, and Andrew finds himself blackmailed into going along with the whole charade in order to keep his job. Of course, it isn’t long before the authorities get wind of these questionable plans, and during an interview with a particularly smarmy visa official (played to perfection by Denis O’Hare), Margaret shamelessly invites herself along on a trip to Alaska that weekend for Andrew’s ‘Gammy’s’ 90th birthday…the same one she had forbidden him to attend only hours before. Bitch.

We follow Margaret and Andrew to Alaska where the fun – and confusion – really begin. I say confusion because there is a lot that doesn’t add up here and some things that are just quite simply odd about the whole outing – from the simple mechanics of the film, with some dodgy green-screen action and some terrible continuity blunders – to the vague and unresolved characterisations and situations that pop up here, leaving us either wanting more, or simply wondering why. The good part is, most of these peculiarities create some great belly-laugh material, but one wonders if this was deliberate, or simply a happy coincidence.

The reliable Mary Steenburgen plays Andrew’s mother Grace, tasked with playing straight woman to the ageless Betty While, who quite simply steals the show as Grandma Annie. Steenburgen grins inanely throughout, propped up next to White like some sort of ventriloquist doll on Prozac…in her defence, there was very little she could do to shine next to White, who turns in an outrageously off-beat performance and shows here she has lost absolutely none of her charm, charisma or acting chops, her comedic timing as perfect as ever.

White plays Grandma Annie somewhere between a sundowning nanna and a complete oddball earth mother who has quite possibly seen a few too many Alaskan summers. The scene where Bullock comes across her in the woods chanting to…well, I’m not quite sure what she was chanting to…and dancing around in a blanket tricked out like some kind of ‘Craft Corner Deathmatch’ version of a Native American ceremonial robe, is one of the highlights of the film and sure to raise a laugh, especially when Margaret happens across Gammy, and winds up shakin’ her own thing alongside her in the woods.

It takes a while for Margaret to get to that point of course…suffering the weekend with Andrew’s family is a price she’s willing to pay to get her way, but for the glacial Margaret, pretending to be in love is quite another thing. As family and friends gather for Gammy’s party at the palatial Paxton family compound in a remote (from New York at least) and stunning part of the Alaskan wilderness, Andrew and Margaret have nowhere to hide from the scrutiny of their ‘relationship’.
Andrew’s family is of course delighted to have the prodigal son and his fiancée home for this momentous weekend, but before we know it, Gammy’s birthday celebration is hijacked and the happy couple find themselves on the way to the altar in a matter of hours, as Andrew’s mother tries to patch up his fractured relationship with his father (which is never satisfyingly explored). But of course! Because this is what you do when you’ve only just found out your only son is engaged to a woman he’s been calling ‘the barracuda’ for the past three years!

Did I mention unlikely plot twists that don’t quite add up? Anyway.
Everything is played very broadly and for maximum laughs, and for the most part this shallow schtick works really well. Especially hilarious is the turn by Oscar Nunez as the slightly disturbing Ramone, “the island’s only exotic dancer” (the fact that his services are in any way in demand in this community does it no credit, believe me) and Margaret’s newly-minted stalker. Along with Betty White, Nunez provides the star comedy turn of the film, despite leaving you feeling faintly creeped out by his performance.

Bullock and Reynolds fit perfectly together as a romantic duo, each very sure of their turf and both very strong comedy leads in their own right. They play off each other confidently through both the light and dark moments of the film, which is just as well because apart from Nunez and White, their supporting cast is left floundering and indistinct – along with Steenburgen, Malin Akerman as Andrew’s ex girlfriend Gert, and Craig T Nelson as Andrew’s father Joe are both lost in the story somewhere, and you definitely get the sense that much of their story was trimmed away to draw the focus back to our two leads.

In any case, we never really figure out what their stories were meant to contribute to the film’s plot, and they’re both left dangling as afterthoughts in the larger scheme of this film.

Despite its faults, there are some great moments to this film and plenty of laughs throughout. Reynolds is sharp and funny and makes great eye candy, and Bullock is fun and capable as always. It’s not brain surgery, but like Fletcher’s ’27 Dresses’, you won’t be going to see ‘The Proposal’ expecting anything other than pure candyfloss entertainment…and in this I can promise you won’t be disappointed.

Never Miss Your Wife's Birthday


I think you can pretty much tell a marriage is over when a spouse disappears for the other spouse's birthday. Last night in Jon & Kate was Kate's birthday. The episode was filmed back in March and back then all of America thought everything was wonderful between the pair. Other than Jon's hairplugs that is. Anyway, if we had not known about the fact they were cheating on each other, it might have all seemed innocent. Jon's explanation for being gone was this. "I went out to Utah for, like, five days," he says. "I just wanted to get back out there and ride with my friends. It just happened to fall on Kate's birthday."

Uh huh. Tonight when you get home or see your spouse or significant other why don't you tell them that instead of being at home for their birthday and being with your 8 kids that you decided that you want to fly across the country and spend time with your friends. I'm guessing that conversation will be a real joy.

Even if we hadn't known the couple was in trouble I think anyone with a brain would have thought something was wrong. You just don't do that. People miss birthdays all the time but it is not usually by choice. Oh, and they don't spend five days with their friends when one of the friends is someone with whom they are sleeping. Yep. Deanna Hummel was on the trip with Jon. Oh, did you hear that somehow when Deanna's brother got kicked out he managed to hang on to her bed. I think he is selling her bed and sheets on eBay. Talk about Ick. Nast!

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which old-school pair of actor brothers constantly tag-team at parties, picking up the youngest girls they can find?

Monday, June 01, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This A list comic movie actor is looking for a new assistant. The pay is six figures which is extremely high for an assistant. The reason it is so high? Well first of all there is travel 70% of the time and you have to deal with one of the most obnoxious, irritating, pains in the asses in the business. Our actor has tried to offer less money in the past but they all quit after a few days. As it is he can barely hang on to them for long.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Johnny Depp is going to be in the new issue of Vanity Fair. I would say that is a vast improvement over Jessica Simpson.
Some photos of Marilyn Monroe that have never been published have been found by Life Magazine. Sorry about the tag, but yours truly didn't want to spend the outrageous licensing fee. Still, it is a very cool picture.
Anna Friel doing press for Land Of The Lost.
And Denzel Washington doing press for The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 which I am really excited to see.
I am so glad Ali Landry saw through Mario Lopez and dumped him.
Ummm. Bai Ling actually looks really, really pretty. It might be the best she has ever looked.
Do you get the feeling that Brad Pitt has posed like this before while looking at his mirror? Or, maybe Angelina Jolie just has a Fonz fantasy.
Billy Talent - Landgraaf, Netherlands
I wonder if Christina Aguilera even remembers what her real hair color is at this point.
A first time appearance for Christa Miller. I can't believe she has not been in before.
I'm going to assume that Chloe Sevigny didn't sit down all day.
I do seem to put Halle Berry in the photos on a fairly frequent basis.
Jason Bateman and family.
Jason Statham and Alex Zosman.
Even Kate Hudson looked nice over the weekend.
Mel Gibson visiting his future home.
Spin City reunited. Michael J Fox and Alan Ruck.
Mila Kunis in one of her very rare public appearances.
Whenever I post a photo of Nacho Figueras I get lots and lots of e-mails asking for more. Here he is with Prince Harry.
It appears Nicole Richie has put leg warmers on her arms.
Pete Doherty - Stoke On Trent, UK
Pink in Australia supporting Carey Hart
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
The "engaged" couple of Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen.
Rainn Wilson is starting to get some grey in that beard.
Sal Carbone is the winner of the 5th Annual Brooklyn Pizza Eating Contest. I give you that caption just in case you can't read the big banner behind his head.
I wonder if Weird Al Yankovic and Kenny G get their hair done at the same place. Maybe it is a guy who only knows how to do that hairstyle.
Ziggy Marley emerges from his personal hot box long enough to do a show.

Richard Dreyfuss Is A Tool


This is not the first time I have used this headline or something similar and I know for sure it won't be the last. Richard Dreyfuss has again shown why he has very few bridges left on which to walk in Hollywood. Next year is the 35th anniversary of Jaws and so there are going to be lots of celebrations and promotional stuff for the movie. All of the surviving original cast has agreed to help out and promote the movie except for Richard. It seems that Richard only wants to help if he is paid lots and lots of money to do so.

In an interview with the NY Post he said, "They asked me to come do the anniversary of Jaws. I said, 'No'. They said, 'Well, it's the anniversary.' 'Yeah it's the anniversary of you making a lot of money. And now you are going to make a lot more money. When are you going to make me an offer I can participate in?'"

Now, I am not going to begrudge someone the opportunity to make money. Everyone wants to make money. At the same time however, I think Richard should think about his reputation in Hollywood and the last time he generated any positive publicity for himself. Second, I think he should take a long look in the mirror and wonder what his career would have been without Jaws. It is because of that movie that he was ultimately able to earn millions upon millions of dollars for doing absolutely nothing but standing in front of a camera.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say that if it had not been for Jaws in 1975, Richard probably would not have got the lead in Close Encounters and instead would have been doing lots and lots of theatre and lots of smaller roles which he had been doing prior to getting Jaws. So what if the producers made a lot of money. They also took all the risk when they made the movie. If Jaws had lost $50M, I doubt Richard would have been lining up to help pay back some of his salary. Sometimes you have to celebrate something for things other than money and be a good person which of course is something Richard has shown he knows nothing about.

MTV Movie Award Photos - Part Four

Sacha Baron Cohen
Mark Ballas & Shawn Johnson
Sienna Miller
Taylor Lautner
Terri Seymour
Tyrese Gibson
Vanessa Hudgens
Zachary Quinto

Put On My Television Show Or I Will Hurt You


Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be one of your country's most popular television stars? People calling out to you wherever you go and your show the highest rated in the country. Then, one day the show gets tired and so gets canceled and you start to fade in popularity. After four or five years, people still remember who you are, but it is nothing like you once had. So, what do you do to get it back?

If you are Israeli television host Dudu Topaz you pitch your new ideas just like everyone else. However, unlike everyone else, if you said no to Dudu, apparently he would get someone to beat you up. Dudu was arrested yesterday on charges that he was the mastermind behind the assault of a television agent and two television executives who had rejected his ideas for new television shows. Dudu allegedly hired several people to carry out the assaults and they were also arrested.

On the bright side, Dudu now is famous again.

MTV Movie Award Photos - Part Three

Kristen Bell
Kristen Stewart
LeAnn Rimes
Leighton Meester
Malin Akerman
Megan Fox
Miley Cyrus
Rumer Willis
Ryan Reynolds & Sandra Bullock

Brittany Murphy Gets Kicked Off Another Movie


For just a little while I was scared that Brittany Murphy might actually make it all the way through a movie without getting kicked off. But, nope, she couldn't do it. She managed to get rewritten completely out of The Expendables. Whatever happened on the set must have been truly awe inspiring to get completely written out of the movie. People do get written out of movies or edited out. However, the people usually being written out are Bouncer #3 and not the person who is supposed to play Mickey Rourke's girlfriend.

The Expendables would have revived Britanny's career. Whether this movie is the biggest hit of the year or a flop it is going to have so much publicity with it that everyone involved will get a boost. The movie is directed by Sylvester Stallone and stars Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Charisma Carpenter, and even Ahnold.

If I am Brittany's manager or agent, I am probably dropping her at this point. I mean why keep her? If you cannot get your act together for something like this, then there really is no hope for your career.

Diversity Beats Susan Boyle

By now you probably have heard that Susan Boyle got beat in the finals of Britain's Got Talent and checked herself into a hospital. I really am afraid that maybe a singing career might not be the career for her. I realize there is a lot of money in her future, but I'm wondering if it is worth driving yourself mad to get it. Here is the winning performance from the dance group Diversity.

MTV Movie Award Photos - Part Two

Christian Serratos
Christian Siriano
Clifton Collins Jr. & Johnathon Schaech
Danny McBride & Will Ferrell
Peter Facinelli & Elizabeth Reaser
The Whitaker Family
Hayden Panettiere
JC Chasez
Jon Voight
Jonah Hill

Lori Petty Tanked - Not Tank Girl


Lori Petty got noticed over the weekend. The fact that I am referencing a movie that came out probably about the time Moses was born shows what kind of career Lori has had lately. Over the weekend though Lori decided to go ahead and do some drinking and driving and managed to hit a skateboarder in the process. The skateboarder was treated at the scene and released which is a huge sigh of relief. I don't know how you hit someone with your car and they just walk away unless you are Elisha Cuthbert who is apparently a superhero.

Anyway, Lori was booked on felony drunk driving charges but considering she could have been looking at vehicular manslaughter this is a chance for her to get her life on track. Her bail was $100,000 which is huge for felony drunk driving. It should be huge. I'm not complaining, just making a remark. If you made them all that huge and people were forced to stay in jail because they couldn't make bond, then maybe we would not have as many repeat offenders. Of course none of them have been found guilty and it costs the taxpayers a ton of money to house them so you have that side of the argument as well. Something about a Constitution or something.

MTV Movie Award Photos - Part One

Sofia Vassilieva, Cameron Diaz & Abigail Breslin
Anna Faris
Ashley Greene & Kellan Lutz
Ashley Tisdale
Billy Zane & Catherine Hardwicke
Ed Helms, Justin Bartha & Bradley Cooper
Brody Jenner
Cam Gigandet
Chris Isaak

More Fake Publicity - Eminem & Sacha Baron Cohen

Did anyone watch the MTV Movie Awards last night? Have you seen the video where Sacha Baron Cohen in his character Bruno "accidentally" fell while doing a high wire stunt and landed exactly in Eminem's lap in a very sexual position? If you read the commentary they all say that Eminem was visibly angry and stormed out of the Awards. Blah, blah, blah.

Everyone knows Sacha planned to land on Eminem. That part is obvious. Some sites make it seem like that could have been an accident. Uh huh. You want to know why Eminem was in on it also? Because MTV kisses the ass of everyone who is halfway famous who is willing to agree to come on their shows. Oh, and he provides them videos which they like and for which they don't have to pay any money. Oh, and through his connections could really make life miserable for MTV when they are trying to get other guests. Eminem knew exactly what was going on the entire time.

See for yourself. The video has been blurred so it is safe for work.

Speidi Knows What They Are Doing


I dislike Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt almost more than any other pseudo/celebrity out there. I do know one thing though and that is they know exactly the format of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and how it is played. Doesn't anyone think it is surprising that all these reports of Spedi wanting to leave the show are hurtling through the internet on the very day the show premieres?

The rumor that the pair wanted off the show came from Ryan Seacrest. The same Ryan Seacrest who has Spedi on his radio show at least once a week. The same Ryan Seacrest who actually plays Heidi's songs and doesn't laugh.

"They wanted to be treated like stars," a high-level source on the series tells E! News' Ryan Seacrest. "[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan."

I don't buy it. Spencer is an a-hole but he is not stupid. I am sure the little nasty celebutard has watched every episode of the British and American versions and knows exactly how to play it to get the most publicity. Despite being some of the least known non-MTV type celebrities on the show, they now have the publicity lead and this show depends on viewers to determine a winner.

"I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed," groused Montag, per the network insider.

As much as you you hate Heidi, do you really, really think she would say this? She would have said some movie star, not K-Fed. The entire thing is planted and probably by Seacrest as a favor. I'm convinced Spencer must have pictures of Ryan in a position or situation in which he would not like to be seen.

Some good did come out of this though. Now we have this hideous picture of Heidi to show all the time and can see what a terrible actress she is as well. I believe she might be trying to cry. Or burp.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which sexy rapper was rolling on Ecstasy during a recent VIP event?