Friday, July 10, 2009

Weekly Thanks

It is that time of the week again where I thank all of you because you make the site what it is. I post things everyday, but if it were not for the readers and the comments and the family like feeling, this site would be just like any other gossip site. I appreciate you.

The charity results are in and for the top 3 places it wasn't even really close.

1. ASPCA - There were many animal charities mentioned, and the animal charity with the most votes was ASPCA.

2. Doctors Without Borders

3. Oxfam

4. Here is where things got a little tricky. Many times people would say something for children but would not leave a specific charity name. Of all the children's charities, Elizabeth Glaser and Make A Wish received the most. So, what I am going to do is add another $175 to the pot and give Elizabeth Glaser and Make A Wish each $175.

I loved reading about the charities you support and love. I had never heard of many of them and that is what was great about this is the sharing and knowledge of what organizations are out there.

As always I want to thank everyone who sent in tips or videos or pictures. I read all of them, and I try to use as many as I can. I want to thank all the advertisers. I'm not sure what to say about the sex toys one except don't make any videos that could possibly wind up in the hands of your 5th grade students.

Ticket Liquidators are great when you can't find seats to a concert or event or want really great seats. A To D list is back in full swing but it will only work if you help out with the categories. Second City Style is your fashion blog headquarters. Travelatime is a great place to look for hotels and airfare for anywhere you are going. Dragon Search Marketing will get your site noticed and have great ideas to make your site better.

I hope all of you have a great weekend. Have fun and be safe.

Red Carpet Opportunity - Los Angeles

I have an opportunity for someone in Los Angeles or who will be in Los Angeles next Tuesday to work the red carpet for the premiere of The House That Jack Built. It is from 6p-8p. This is the initial list of the people attending. It would almost be worth it to go just to ask The Hoff's ex a bunch of questions. Anyway, if you are interested, please send me an e-mail. I need to let them know by Monday at noon, so between now and Sunday night would be great. You can bring someone along with you.

Bruce Reisman (PROD/DIR/SCR)
Joe Mantegna
Gail O’Grady
Hal Sparks (CAST/PROD)
Kris Black (CAST/PROD/SCR)
Michael Guarnera (CAST/PROD)
Peter Onorati
Shar Jackson
Tony Oppedisano (PROD)

Marc Cherry
Andy Richter
Taryn Manning
Samantha Mumba
Debra Wilson Skelton
Tami Farrell (Miss California)
Lainie Kazan
Sally Kirkland
Fred Williamson
Roddy Piper
Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff
Jason Wahler
Holly Huddelston
Sebastian Roche

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This female reality judge on an A list reality program is getting paid to endorse a product. The product has a very limited budget for publicity. It is about $200,000 for an entire year. Our reality star spent $20,000 of it in one weekend on hotels, room service and the long distance calls of her agent.

#2 - This C list movie actor in a blockbuster summer movie paid for his date to be at the premiere. As in she charged him by the hour paid. She looked it too.

#3 & 4 - This age inappropriate booty call relationship had another episode when our B listers hooked up again. The guy does movies and television but has made his fame on one television show. The woman does primarily television but does a movie when someone is dumb enough to pay her.

Random Photos Part One

The fourth birthday for this panda from the National Zoo in Washington DC gets the top spot just because we all like animals and the cake is really creative. It is like a beet snow cone with fruit and supported by bamboo.

So, Brad rides motorcycles and Angelina flies jets. Their life insurance premiums must be outrageous.
Ashton and Demi seem to be on the lookout for someone. Maybe they are looking for a new friend who also beats women. It must be all of a week since they got to see their buddy Chris Brown.
Ignore Ashlee. I swear to you this kid could be that talking kid from the television commercials. I just know he is going to say something. He is seven months old and looks 8 years old.
Rob Patterson and Carmen Electra before her debut in her Vegas show.
Hello Carla Gugino. Please be on Sunday's episode of Entourage.
Some of the cast of Entourage.
Most of the cast of Entourage.
Daniel Radcliffe in another bad suit, although better than the one in London. I am being critical, but maybe I am the one who is wrong. Maybe I don't get it. What do you think? Is it ok?
Emma Watson in leather. Her only request for her new roommate at school this fall is that they don't own any Harry Potter posters.
A first time appearance for Freddie Stroma.
George Clooney hitting on a member of the Italian police force.
Gina Gershon shows up at some really odd intervals. Nothing at all for months, and then wham there she is.
Hilary will run you over. I can see it in her eyes.
Hugh Jackman and his daughter.
Jim Carrey and his who is also pregnant. So, Jim will be a grandpa.
Hello Jamie Lynn. Please be on Sunday's episode of Entourage.
OK, and one of her standing with Jerry Ferrara.
Some of the cast of Eureka. This is Joe Morton and Salli Richardson. The show was being honored last night. Very cool show.
Lance Bass is turning into a professional red carpet guy.
All of Madonna's kids (Rocco is the almost hidden one), but no Madonna. Instead a nanny and a bodyguard to take the kids sightseeing in Paris.
This outfit Michelle Trachtenberg is wearing is just awful.
Rascal Flatts - New York
Ralph Macchio never ages.
More babies. This time it is Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O' Connell.
Reese is back in LA.
A first time appearance for Tom Cavanagh. It should have happened long ago.
Vanessa Williams and her daughter.

Jennifer Aniston Does Something Nice


Jennifer Aniston has done something worthy of a kindness. I will assume she has done it out of the goodness of her heart, and not for publicity, because, I like to see the good in people. Right now she is shooting a movie with Gerard Butler entitled The Bounty. The crew was scheduled to have Friday through Sunday off last week for the 4th of July. Well, Jennifer decided to give the crew off an additional day. According to People, Jennifer paid the salaries of every crew member for last Thursday so they could have a four day weekend.

"Jen is such a genuinely good person," says one crew member. "How many people in this world would pay for an entire movie set to have off for the day? Not just anyone does that. We're talking big bucks."

So, Jennifer, this is me saying that was a very nice gesture, and I am sure the crew will love you forever because of it.

Your Turn

Today I noticed that I wrote about many of the celebrities I like the least. So, it got me to thinking about which celebrities you hate and which ones you love. So, for today, the ones you love to hate and the ones you love to love.

Today Is The Day


Today is the day that Paris Hilton is in federal court in Miami. She is supposed to testify this afternoon and I can't wait to read what she says. In case you were wondering, the courtroom today was only about half full and there were only three or four photographers waiting for her this morning at the courthouse when she arrived. So, basically no one cares about her. And to show you that she has absolutely no interest in anything but herself she touched up her makeup at least three times during the hearing. Not during a break mind you, but while the judge was speaking or other things were happening. I could only take a guess at how many times she would have primped if cameras were allowed in the courtroom. She is such a joke. I hope they catch her in a million lies this afternoon.

Jon Gosselin Still Seeing The Gun Toting Daughter Of Kate's Plastic Surgeon


Aah true love. Jon Gosselin continues his slide into blowing through his money and the inevitable Gold4Cash commercials he is sure to be doing this time next year to support his new girlfriend's fashion line. According to Radar, Jon and 22 year old Hailey Glassman continue to see each other everyday. In the next couple of weeks Jon and Hailey are headed to Paris for a romantic vacation. Apparently Hailey wants to start a shoe line. Well nothing like finding an idiot who got his first earring the other day to finance that little endeavor for you. I am sure it will be a stunning success.

Meanwhile, Kate was in Los Angeles this week and I didn't even notice. Apparently she had a meeting at Warner Brothers. You know what that means? Talk show. I don't know if I am ready for her to host a talk show, but at this point she is the one who is going to have to be the bread winner. Kate might be a shrew and out for fame and fortune, but she does seem to at least be willing to work for it. I'm not sure what Jon does and if he realizes what the end of the television show would mean to him financially. Maybe he is hoping Kate will make it big and that he can take care of the kids and have her pay him every month. He really needs to grow up.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which freaky actor — who currently has a girlfriend — hit on a wardrobe consultant on the set of his latest film with the line, “I like those jeans. Can I have your number?

Sam Ronson - Not A Fan Of Star Tours


Apparently there is a new stop on the tour of celebrity homes you can take when you are in LA. The new stop is Samantha Ronson, and Sam is fairly upset about it. The speakers from the tour bus carry in to the inside of her home and so she is able to hear everything that is said about her on the bus. Of course that means her neighbors can hear it as well.

In a post on her Twitter, Sam said, "Seriously - there are real famous people in this city - can't they go bother them?" Yes, they could probably go bother them, but I'm guessing you happen to be right in the path of the tour so they figured why not. Plus there is always the possibility you will see a police car there and there will probably be paps there and so it makes sense for the tour company to go to her house than it does to go to a home where people can't see anything but the top of a house over some 10 foot high walls.

Sam also revealed that her house is not owned by her, but is in fact, a rental. "They said that because I'm so talentless, Mark Ronson had to buy me my house. It's a rental!" So, is he paying for the rental? The tour companies do this because of what the reaction they get from Sam.

"Just told 'star tour' guide to shut the f**k up - might not have been the best idea."

No, because now they will just keep coming back in hopes you do it again. My advice is to move if you don't want them to come by. Since they have been coming by for a few months now and you still haven't moved, I'm guessing the attention doesn't bother you as much as you want us to believe.

Speaking of tour bus movies, have any of you seen the movie "Just Write." It stars Jeremy Piven (I know, but I still like him as an actor) and Sherilyn Fenn. It isn't Academy Award stuff, but for a couple of hours on your DVD it isn't bad. Plus it has Alex Rocco, so you really can't go wrong with that. Oh, and Costas Mandylor in case you like that.

Joe Jackson Has Dollar Signs In His Eyes


For those of you who thought that Katherine Jackson would keep the kids safe and away from Joe Jackson, you may want to rethink those thoughts. I know there have been reports that Joe and Katherine are not together any longer, but that isn't the impression I got when I watched this interview he gave to ABC News.

I don't want this guy anywhere near Michael's kids and if the other brothers and sisters won't step in and do something about it, then the State of California needs to. I would hope that the brothers and sisters realize they had a very messed up life and much of it was because of Joe Jackson. Don't let him destroy three more lives.

In the interview with ABC he said, "I keep watching Paris. She wants to do something. And as far as I can see, well, they say Blanket, he can really dance." That's right. He wants them to be entertainers. Who better to guide their career than Joe who is probably seeing dollar signs flashing in front of his beady little eyes. As for raising the kids.

"There's no-one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and then make them happy, feed 'em like they're supposed to be fed, and let them get rest, plenty of sleep and grow up to be strong Jacksons."

And when he says we, he is referring to himself and to Katherine. That's right. He is right there with those kids right this second who are probably in their 4th hour of rehearsals this morning.

Gwyneth Demands Attention - So She Detoxes Again


After last Christmas when Gwyneth Paltrow wrote about her detox, she received some positive publicity. At this point any positives for her are fairly rare, so she did what she does best. She detoxed again. I know many of you have written that you followed her detox program from Christmas and that it worked. I'm glad it did and I will always give credit where it is due so golf clap to Gwyneth.

That being said, I am wondering just how often she needs to detox, and do we have to read about it every time? How often is she going to write about detoxing herself and how fabulous it is and how fabulous she is and how she needed to rid herself of the 2 pounds she had gained over the past six months. The thing I dislike about her is that she can convey even good information that many of you like but make you hate her while she conveys it. She has a problem relating to people and you would think that perhaps instead of a detox program that maybe she would look into a sensitivity program or a think about it before you speak program or have someone proofread what she writes in her newsletter so she doesn't sound pompous and arrogant.

Here is what Gwyneth wrote.

"This program allowed me to work and exercise regularly, something I cannot do if I am on a liquid-only detox. I followed it to the letter and I can report that it worked wonders. I feel pure and happy and much lighter (I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly fun and delicious “relax and enjoy life phase” about a month ago). I also really enjoyed learning about the incredible health benefits of resting your digestive system, etc. This thing is amazing."

So, what she is saying if I am reading this right is that when you are on a liquid only detox which she advocated earlier this year, you basically need to stay on your sofa and have your nannies take care of the kids and someone else cook for them and someone to do the cleaning.

It is the next part where I think she needs to think about what she is writing and how it affects people. Everyone of us knows that Gwyneth is not a normal weight. So, for her to say to the world that she needed to drop extra pounds she had gained it makes you wonder if she has a sense of what a normal size and body type is. Even for those of you who are out there and are a size 0, chances are if you gained two pounds, you wouldn't need a detox to rid yourself of it. Does anyone think she gained more than two pounds?

This relax and enjoy life phase. Anyone have any guesses to what that means? I think it means she allowed herself to have an entire meal once a week. I also hope that she is allowing her children to relax and enjoy their lives and they don't end up this uptight.

I do sometimes think that Gwyneth means well, but she is just so awful at it, that she makes herself look even worse.

Hayden Panettiere Thinks She Is Better Than Us


Hayden Panettiere is without a doubt the actress I probably dislike the most right now. It didn't always used to be this way. If you will recall back in the early days of the site, Hayden was most assuredly not on my crap list. But, people change and over the past two years she has changed into someone I have no desire to be around for even five seconds.

She gave an interview to Details for their issue this month. Even with an interviewer who obviously fawned over her, even she realized at some point that Hayden thinks she is better than everyone else on this planet and that the only person who matters on the planet is Hayden. Ms. Cool sent me this article yesterday afternoon and I have been steaming ever since. I started to write it last night but was so upset that I had used too much profanity and realized I would need to tone it down just a touch.

Enough with my anger, let me let you join in on the fun. Oh, and by all means read the article. The reporter describes Hayden as "beautiful and special and talented." Yeah, that is real objective right there.

Apparently Hayden started thinking she was better than everyone at a very early age. When she was asked about her schooling and if she ever felt like she missed out on a normal life, Hayden said, "It wasn't like I suddenly started feeling different. I always knew that I was. I never felt I missed out—in fact, it was like, 'Oh, thank God I'm not that.'"

That referring to us of course. Every last one of us on the planet not named Hayden. That is the perspective she sees. If you already hate her, it gets better. I promise.

She said that she was bullied as a kid. "I was tortured, emotionally tortured by these girls. Every time I came back from filming, it would be me trying to find my way back into the clique. And they weren't having it." Well, why in the f**k would they have you back? It is pretty obvious you thought you were better than them. I wouldn't want you back in the clique either. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if someone punched her. Oh wait. They did.

She was punched in the face by "a very angry, very sad girl." Probably angry that you thought she was better than you.

Now, during the interview, two fans came up who were from out of town. Hayden had been eating but was finished.

"Excuse me. I'm sorry, I know this is extremely rude, but we're from the East Coast and you're the first famous person we've met. Is there any way I would be able to get a picture of you?"

Hayden took the picture with them, and they said, "Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm sorry." By all accounts very nice guys. This is what she said to the reporter after the picture. "I gave them a half-smile. It's a survival skill."

Now you can fully exercise your dislike for her. Plus, she isn't that great of an actress.

Ted C Blind Item

Our superfamous naughty couple today is by no means as interesting as Hard-Nipple Nick and his megastar wife. Quite the opposite, in fact. Sorry! But get this:

It's high time everybody met Jerry Rock-Butt and Chutney Jones—an insanely gorgeous duo. The stars (one A-List, one B-List, sorta) have been dating for a couple of years now and they're the epitome of dull, dull, dull. Bland expressions when they're out together, same routine dinners, blah blah and more blah. Yech, already.

But it wasn't always that way, we assure you:

JR-B has always been a ladies' man, and has quite the track record of bedded A-List hotties. Not that he always made it to a mattress, but you get the general idea, I'm sure. Oh, and these exes of Jare's never let him lose his hard-partying ways. They were supersmart about that—quite unlike how stupidass (tightass) Chutney's being with Jerry now.

See, Rock-Butt is no druggy—don't get us wrong. But when he's out with the boys or in a crazy mood, he doesn't mind dabbling in the occasional Hollywood party favor: coke. J will do a couple of lines here and there, just to help him get his dance and flirt on.

But Chutney isn't having any of that. Not that we condone drugs here at the A.T., but C.J. is just as pissed that Jerry does blow as she is that Jerry has fun! She's such a stick in the overly coiffed spa mud, and she sure as hell isn't any fun to take out—and that, of course, means Mr. Rock-Butt shouldn't be out and about either, so Chutney thinks.

Well...let's just say Jerry's been sneaking off to Vegas a bit more than usual, as a result. Sin City is where Jare gets all his sins outta his system, fer sure.

And we think Jerry has had it with his leecher girlfriend. They've been on rocky ground for a while, and studly J is starting to miss the nightlife and bevy of hot female fans. And trust, this sexalicious guy could have practically anyone. Guys or girls. But he chooses the latter, despite his metro-esque appeal.

Here's hoping JR-B ditches the douche ball and chain and goes back to the single life. Preferably for his first love. Now they were a fit like no other.

And It Ain't: Sean "Diddy" Combs, Ryan Phillippe, Emile Hirsch

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Today's Blind Items

What former Golden Globe Best Actor nominee has fallen so far down the acting ladder that earlier this week he was forced to audition against 50 other actors for a fast food commercial?

Random Photos Part One

I think if you get Gloria Estefan and Andy Garcia together that is definitely top spot worthy.
Brad Pitt apparently got his motorcycle fixed.
Maybe it is because of what Drew Barrymore has been spotted in lately looks so bad, but she looks really good here. Justin just looks lost.
I was thinking about the new Whitney Houston album today so Dionne Warwick seemed a natural.
Pap - Show me smart Eva
Elle Macpherson always looks great.
Emma Watson was on Letterman last night and talked about her wardrobe malfunction which I posted earlier in the week. She was a very good sport about it.
When I see Hugh Dancy like this, I ask myself how he and Claire Danes could possibly get along. She has been smiling more, but he always is in a good mood.
Randomness of the day. Kellan Lutz and Chris Klein.
This is exactly how I would like to see Lady Gaga from here on in.
Some Law & Order for you. First Mariska and Chris relaxing on the set.
Then making out.
Then Mariska finds Wentworth Miller and then they make out. No,just kidding on the last part.
This is Lauren Storm. Apparently her hair takes that last name literally.
Mercy looks a little freaked out by the paps.
Maxwell - New York
A foot shorter. Shaggy brown hair. Hmmm.
The Queen looks like she has lost a lot of weight. She looks good.
All the other Harry Potter stars always get attention so how about some for Tom Felton.
I will say this about Teri Hatcher. She does spend a lot of time with her daughter and it seems from pictures anyway that they have a great relationship.
Mark Burnett got a star yesterday and with him were his wife Roma Downey who looks fabulous and their poor daughter who for the rest of time is going to have to see herself with the cast on her leg when she sees these photos.
Rumer looks ok here. Maybe with her it is like a lighting thing or angle thing.
Shia jogging through the streets of LA.

Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Grade Students


I am trying to remember what my 5th grade teacher looked like. As I recall she was a very nice woman but not someone I would particularly care to see naked on my television. It turns out though that the 5th grade class of an Elk Grove, California class got to see just that. No, not my 5th grade teacher. I don't even know if she is still alive. Now, my 4th grade teacher. Well, lets just say that would have been an entirely different story.

The 5th grade class at Isabelle Jackson Elementary got a DVD from their teacher at the end of the year. It was supposed to be a compilation of everything they had accomplished during the year and photos of their projects and everything else. A nice touch right? Well according to the words of one parent, "The DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.

It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch. My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'

We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'"

Apparently it was not actual sex, just Ms. Defanti enjoying her own affections so to speak. It was only about a ten second clip and Ms. Defanti says it was a horrible mixup. She is not going to be charged with a crime and probably will not be fired. I guess they believe her. I do also, but it is still something I'm sure none of those kids wanted to see and will remember for a long time.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia


You know what is really sad? The fact that I care if the Brady Bunch is going to reunite on Oprah. Even more sad is that Maureen McCormick is seeing this reunion in her mind and no one else is.

Maureen, who played Marcia Brady claimed on her blog that Oprah wanted to reunite The Brady Bunch and that the only holdout was Eve Plumb who played Jan.

"All of us said yes except for one person, Eve Plumb, who used to be my best friend but now apparently wants to distance herself from the show and, most troubling, from me. I have no idea why, unless she's mad at the joke I made a few years ago that we'd had a lesbian love affair. I made the crack to be funny - and for shock value. I'm sorry if she took offense."

Well the NY Post contacted Eve's people who said Oprah has never even called them and there is no feud.

Well, wanting to dig even deeper than the Post, I called some people who said that not only has Eve not heard from Oprah, but the rest of the cast has never heard from Oprah either. You know how you can verify that? If Adrianna Curry (Peter's wife) thought she had a chance to be on Oprah she would have yelled it from the rooftops. So, I don't know if Marcia (I like to call her that) was smoking something or just had this fantasy of walking out on Oprah's stage, but the whole thing is completely in Marcia's mind. Now of course that someone has started discussing it out loud, I'm sure that would change, but this seems more of a reunion for Bonnie Hunt and not Oprah.

As for the feud. There is a huge feud. The politically correct statement I got from one person said, "we don't know the extent of the feud." See, some wiggle room. That is one hell of an agent and probably deserves a raise for that particular piece of spin.

Shauna Sand Slept With Step Son


Back in 2002, Lorenzo Lamas divorced his fourth wife Shauna Sand. Shauna is known for being a Playboy model and Michael K's obsession. Well, Star Magazine is reporting that the reason Lorenzo and Shauna got divorced is because Shauna was having sex with Lorenzo's 18 year old son. I think it is interesting that they are for sure making him 18 when the pair started having sex. Definitely don't want to accuse her of having sex with him when he was just 17. That is the way to get in trouble. They probably waited until the day he turned 18 and then just had one big party.

According to the source, Lorenzo thought Shauna was just being a great mom. Well, sure if being a great mom means having sex with your step son than she is for sure mom of the year.

"Shauna came on to A.J.," a friend of Lorenzo's tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. "It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing."

Don't you just love how Star tells you the issue is on sale today? I'm not going to buy it but you can bet I will stop by the grocery store, and find the longest line so I can read it in peace. I will then set it down and wonder again how it is that Star makes any money when everyone just reads the magazine at the checkout counter. If you go to the store a couple of times a week you can pretty much read every article in the magazine.

Lorenzo is currently shooting a reality show for E! and they say Lorenzo talks about the romance on the show. That will get people to watch. Much more juicy than any episode of Jon & Kate.

What Do You Think? - Billy Mays New Ads


When Billy Mays died last week it seemed there would be a void in late night infomercial programming which as you know is something that I enjoy a great deal. I didn't think they would keep showing Billy's infomercials. Well, not for the first time I was wrong. In fact, it appears that the continued airing of the infomercials not only have the blessing of his family but are getting the same response rate as before he died.

In the weeks leading up to his death Billy filmed two new infomercials. One started airing this week and one will begin airing in about two weeks. I still think it is kind of strange to buy something from someone who has died, but I also understand the companies who shot these infomercials spent a lot of money on them and probably don't want to reshoot them.

So far complaints have been minimal, although I guess CNBC did get some when they aired one this week. What do you think? Should they be taken off the air or are you ok with Billy selling from beyond the grave? I'm guessing he would have loved it.

Ben Widdicombe Blind Item

Which former male model and calendar favorite's career switch into being a singer doesn't seem to have worked out? He's currently listed on a gay prostitution web site serving Las Vegas.

Nothing Wrong With Kellan Lutz Driving A Mini-Van


As a frequent user of the family mini-van, I have to take exception to TMZ calling out Twilight actor Kellan Lutz for driving one. Apparently they gave the Twilight star a hard time for driving a mini-van. I will say that at least the one he is driving appears new, and honestly it doesn't matter what you drive, it is how you drive it. You like that? I never knew I could turn a post about mini-vans into some type of metaphor about size, but there you have it.

Obviously Kellan feels that he doesn't need to spend his money on an expensive car. He feels comfortable with himself and who he is. It isn't like he needs the attention. I mean if paps are going to snap you driving a mini-van then why do you need something flashy? Plus, mini-vans are the way to go if you have a lot of friends. Instead of six people driving separate cars they can all jam into one mini-van. He is doing it for the environment. Plus it probably has a lot of cup holders and televisions and video games. So bonus. What they should have asked him is what on earth he finds attractive about AnnaLynne McCord.

Click here for the video.

More On The Steve McNair Murder


Earlier this week I posted about the murder-suicide involving Steve McNair and his girlfriend. I thought I would do a followup post because over the course of the week the police have gathered some very interesting information. When I say interesting, I mean juicy.

For those of you who are just coming into this, let me give a quick recap. Steve McNair is a former NFL quarterback who was married with four boys. He had a girlfriend on the side who was 20 and she killed him while he was sleeping. Not that killing someone isn't being angry, but listen to this description given by the Nashville police. "And we believe that Kazemi shot him in the right temple, then shot him twice in the chest and then shot him a final time in the left temple."

She wasn't taking any chances was she? This was a gun she had purchased the day before the killing. Apparently she thought that Steve was cheating on her, but at the same time also thought she was moving in with him and that he was getting a divorce. The day before the killings was a busy one for Sahel Kazemi. She got arrested for DUI. Then, after being bailed out of jail by Steve spent some of the next day following the woman she thought McNair was cheating on her with other than his wife. She then posted on ad on Craigslist trying to sell all her furniture. Her family says it was because she was going to move in with McNair. Does anyone think it could be because she knew she was going to kill him and herself? I kind of got that impression.

Then, later that night she and Steve went out. They came home and he fell asleep. She killed him and herself. This is made for tv movie stuff right here. I also think we can expect this to show up on Law & Order next season. Just a guess.

The video below is Kazemi getting pulled over for DUI the night before the murder/suicide.

Kate Beckinsale Wins Libel Award - Career Not In Decline


Apparently Kate Beckinsale's career is doing just fine thank you. The Daily Express in the UK was ordered to pay Kate almost $40,000 in damages for suggesting her career was in decline. They also said her career was in such bad shape that she was dropped from Barbarella so Rose McGowan could play the part. We all know how that turned out. This was kind of a lose/lose for everyone.

I hate to break it to Kate, but it seems to me that her career, although not in decline is not the greatest career in the world. When you say someone is declining there has to be a peak from which this decline began. I don't know if she ever reached a peak.

Lets see what Kate has been up to this year shall we? She is the lead in a movie called Whiteout where she plays a US Marshal in Antarctica looking for a killer before the sun sets for six months. Have you heard of it? Yeah, me either. She is in a new movie with Robert DeNiro and Drew Barrymore entitled Everybody's Fine which appears to be similar to About Schmidt. She only has one movie in the pipeline called April 23. One movie? I would have to agree with the Daily Express. I mean I guess maybe she won the money because she was never offered Barbarella so she couldn't be dropped, but she doesn't have much of a career.

I don't see the big deal. Her attorneys said, "The film industry, particularly at the highest level in Hollywood, values actresses on the basis of them being successful and in-demand - one may say, being 'hot property'.

This article wrongly gave the impression that the claimant's career is in decline, which would undoubtedly have a knock-on effect on those who would be casting film roles, as well as the industry as a whole."

Does anyone who read this think Kate Beckinsale is a hot property? Damn you Daily Express. All by yourself you ruined Kate Beckinsale's career. This is such crap. I can't believe she won money.

Project Runway Preview

We are just about one month away from the new season of Project Runway. It seems like they taped these episodes about two years ago, but at least we haven't seen them. If you will remember Bravo and Lifetime and Miramax were involved in a huge war about who would get to air the program. Bravo lost and continues to lose with that crap replacement show they air in PR's place.

The new season of Project Runway begins on August 20 on Lifetime. Here are the new contestants.


Carol Hannah Whitfield, 24:
"She's young, just out of design school," says Gunn of the South Carolina native, who currently resides in Brooklyn, N.Y. But "people will be disarmed by what they see her achieve."
Ra'mon-Lawrence Coleman, 31: "He's someone who in my view thinks entirely too much," Gunn says of the Chicago resident, whose favorite designer is Marc Jacobs. "I was constantly surprised in the workroom – suddenly, there's a new design."
Johnny Sakalis, 30: A graduate of the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Los Angeles, Runway's new West Coast home, "Johnny will be polarizing," Gunn says of the L.A. resident. "People will love him, or hate him."
Irina Shabayeva, 27: A native of the Republic of Georgia, she counts Cleopatra as a style icon. And Gunn admires the designer's sense of proportion and fit. "Her models look as if they've been in for a dozen fittings," he says, "and they haven't."
Malvin Vien, 24: "When you see this guy, you won't believe he's from Colorado," Gunn says of Vein. Talk about an eclectic fashion palette: His style inspirations include rural Chinese farmers, Japanese ghost stories and insect anatomy.
Althea Harper, 25: "Everyone [thinks] she's only on the show because she's a tall blond beauty," admits Gunn. "But she's extremely talented. She's going to blow people away."
Qristyl Frazier, 42: Hailing from St. Louis, Mo., her style icons include Halle Berry, Whitney Houston and Gwyneth Paltrow. "Qristyl is a hoot," says Gunn. "She likes a lot of color, and print. She's entertaining to watch."
Logan Neitzel, 25: "Logan's from Seattle, and you get a crunch-granola feeling in what he does," Gunn says of the self-described "guys' guy" who likes snowboarding and cars as much as he likes John Galliano and Tom Ford.
Mitchell Hall, 26: "Mitchell looks like he just stepped out of Gossip Girl and I think that's who he'd like to design for," Gunn says of the Savannah, Ga., resident, who is a creative director for a Vera Wang bridal salon.
Ari Fish, 26: "She's deeply conceptual," Gunn says of the self-taught Kansas City, Mo., native, who doesn't sketch or drape her designs, but sews fast. Her influences include geometry, ergonomics, nomadic tribal wear and athletic apparel.
Nicolas Putvinski, 27: Born in Moscow, he's had designs commissioned for W and Vogue – and may be a bit of a fashion snob. "If you have such a bad taste in your mouth about American fashion," Gunn has wondered about the F.I.T. grad. "Why are you here?"
Shirin Askari, 25: "She's young, she's pretty, she's articulate," Gunn says of the Garland, Texas, resident whose style icon is Katharine Hepburn. "I'm not sure what is distinctive about her, other than the fact that she's good."
Christopher Straub, 30: "Christopher is very sensitive, very emotional. He wears his emotions on his sleeve," Gunn says of the Shakopee, Minn., resident, who appreciates volume, eye-catching fabrics and Victoria Beckham.
Louise Black, 32: Gunn describes the native Texan as "thoughtful, contemplative, and never a hair out of place." A fan of Christian Lacroix, the first garment the former clinical lab technician ever made was her own wedding dress.
Gordana Gehlhausen, 45: The Yugoslavia-born designer now owns a boutique in San Diego. Expect a lot of "textile development," says Gunn. "It wouldn't be a case of going shopping and using the fabric she brought back. She'd do things to it."
Epperson, 50: "He is the most senior in terms of design career and reputation," Gunn says of this self-taught designer who grew up in Harlem, N.Y. "He has a distinguished career. He's elder-statesmanlike."

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which television star called off her wedding the night before the nuptials? She changed her mind after having a sexy fling with the best man.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Today's Blind Items

What barely hanging onto A list married movie actor who is always Mr. Macho was seen, umm, how can I put this, getting serviced by a male assistant director on his latest movie. The trailer for the actor was unlocked and a production assistant walked in and now everyone knows. I was shocked when I heard it because I had never heard a peep that he leaned that way. Ever.

Random Photos Part One

I'm not exactly sure how Chris Pine ended up on top, but it is what it is. I just wish they would actually find him doing something other than coming out of convenience stores.
Elton John - Verona, Italy
Halle and Nahla on the beach in Miami.
It must be kids day, because this Heidi and some of hers in New York.
I am going to go ahead and guess that Seventeen Magazine has some huge product placements in the new Hayden P movie. Just a guess.
Joel Madden looks a little embarrassed to be standing next to AnnaLynne McCord.
Her new boyfriend Kellan Lutz was also right there.
Quite possibly Joel McHale might become the new mascot for CDAN.
James Morrison - Liverpool
Jodie Sweetin says that she and the soon to be ex are getting along much better and her new book Unsweetined is coming out soon.
The third Mrs. Cruise on the set of her new movie. You really need to click the picture and enlarge. She is not looking well.
The second Mrs. Cruise on the set of her new movie. Meanwhile Tom is doing nothing.
I'm guessing Kathie Lee Gifford spends some time in the sun.
Kylie Minogue in Paris for fashion week.
Mickey Rourke was also there with what looks like new Melanie Griffith lips.
Richard Gere, Japan and a dog. This was supposed to be the top spot.
And for the 400th consecutive day, Robert Pattinson shooting his new movie in New York.
Sacha Baron Cohen goes into Letterman.
And Bruno emerges.
And Isla tags along.
I need to start going to red carpets in Spain. Free booze.
Here in the US it is strictly soft drinks, and tiny ones at that. Oh, she is a former Miss USA or something.

Jason Bateman Spent The 90's In A Haze Of Drugs & Booze


In a very open and upfront interview with Details Magazine, Jason Bateman explains what his life was like when he was growing up. He said it felt a lot like Risky Business. Presumably this is without Tom Cruise in his underwear. "My parents were out of town, they left me a bunch of money, the car, and the house, and I didn't know when they were coming home."

Judging by his experiences, they didn't come home for much of the 1990's. Because he worked for almost all the 1980's in either television or movies he didn't have much fun until that run was over, and then he didn't want to stop.

"Booze was what would make me want to stay out all night and do some blow or smoke a joint or whatever, so shutting that off was key," he says. "It's like ketchup and French fries – I don't want one without the other."
Even Jennifer Aniston had a story about Jason Bateman's wild days, "Even though he was pretty wild in those days, something about those dimples and that sweet face made you go, 'Oh, it's okay that you just drove up the street backwards in a Range Rover with the door wide open.' I don't know what was happening there."

So when exactly was this get together with Jennifer Aniston? Very interesting. Anyway, Jason says that he gave it all up because of his wife and AA.
"That's the moment," Bateman says. "Do you want to continue to be great at being in your 20s, or do you want to step up and graduate into adulthood?"
I think it says a lot that he is willing to talk about it and let others talk about and not hide from what happened and how he has grown. Now get to work on the f**king Arrested Development movie and stop with the interviews for anything else until you get it finished. That was some serious rage inside me. Must be hay fever.

Bleeding Billboard In New Zealand

No, this isn't some sign of the Virgin Mary, but an actual bleeding billboard. Apparently at this time of the year in New Zealand the rains come, and when they do, highway deaths increase dramatically. So, in an effort to get drivers to slow down and "drive to the conditions," an advertising company came up with a bleeding billboard. The billboard is a picture of a boy and when it is raining outside the billboard bleeds.

Apparently they work. The first billboard went up in a community which had numerous deaths last year and this year has had none. The government says it is because of the billboard. The video is about 90 seconds long.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which magical actor is a hit with the ladies but keeps joking that they're wasting his time as his wand swings the other way?

Jackson Funeral Costs Los Angeles Tax Payers At Least $4M


The City Of Los Angeles claims the funeral for Michael Jackson cost taxpayers at least $4M. It is probably close to double that amount because, hey these are politicians. The city, like the state itself is very deep in debt. I mean we are the joke of the world because of the amount of debt we have. The State Of California which, if it were a country would be the 10th largest economy in the world is writing IOU's to people and businesses. Just pieces of paper, and yet the tax payers are being asked to foot the bill.

Here is the thing. I actually don't mind paying for some of it. The world was focused on Los Angeles and I think because of this that tourist revenues will increase and thus tourism taxes and so I am ok for paying a portion of it. However, with that being said, I think that The Jackson Family and AEG need to foot some of this bill also.

You may have heard that there were 17,000 people at the funeral at Staples Center yesterday. But, about half of those were people personally invited by The Jackson family. So, in essence the City is paying for their funeral. If they wanted to invited 9,000 people they could have invited them to Neverland but then they would have had to pay the bill. This way they got the City and by the City, I mean me and everyone else who lives here.

Now, as far as AEG goes, they own Staples Center so there was no cost to them for that. Yes, they had employees who worked and they probably paid for those people. However, this is the company that was putting on the Michael Jackson shows in London and I think if they can afford to pay Michael all that money to perform, they can probably pay a portion of the $4M. I'm not asking the Jacksons and AEG to pay for all of the funeral, but if they invited half the guests, I think they should pay for half of the cost. Fair?

I also want to say that looking back over the comments about the gloves yesterday in the photos that it was tacky and so I apologize for that.

Britney Spears Trying To Get High From Diet Pills?


According to the website Betty Confidential and also FOX News, it seems that Britney may have a little diet pill problem. Reports from someone in the Britney camp says that her dad recently caught Britney taking diet pills and washed down with Red Bull prior to a recent performance.

The source of the story is quoted as saying, "Britney was definitely trying to get high by taking too many diet pills and energy drinks. Jamie thinks the combination of the two is making her whacked-out and, causing her to lash out in weird angry rampages."

No? Our Britney lash out? I find that hard to believe. She always seems so calm. Anyway, what this shows me is that even if the report is 100% true, is that Jamie is actively watching out for Britney. I know the cynic in me says he is doing it for money, but he is her dad and her Conservator and a Conservator is supposed to intervene and stop her from doing what she is alleged to have been doing.

I only took diet pills once and I talked a million miles an hour for about 20 hours and then passed out for the next 20. I'm not sure I felt high and probably would not use them if that were my ultimate purpose. My guess is that if she really did take the pills is that they help her through the performance with energy. I also think the fact there are lots of sites that continue to say she is heavy might play a part in it. She isn't heavy, but if she reads that, I could see her believing it and then wanting to do something about it. It is the same with anorexia and bulimia. Even if it isn't true you are fat, you think you are and some tabloid that is asserting that is going to cause a reinforcement of that image in the person targeted.

Carmine From Laverne & Shirley Busted For DUI


Last weekend was like 80's week in jail. How is this for freakishness. I am going back in my mind here, but I believe that prior to Three's Company on the ABC schedule was Laverne & Shirley. It may have been Joanie loves Chachi, but I think it was Laverne & Shirley. Anyway on Saturday, Joyce DeWitt was arrested for suspicion of DUI and I wrote about that on Monday. Well, it turns out that on Friday, Eddie Mekka was arrested in Las Vegas for the same thing. Who is Eddie Mekka you ask? Well he was Carmine on Laverne & Shirley. He played the The Big Ragoo.

Just like his ABC cohort, Eddie also found himself drinking in the middle of the afternoon. According to TMZ, at around 1230pm, Eddie was arrested after he got into an accident with another car. Police at the scene administered some tests, and arrested him for suspicion of DUI.

Hay Fever Is The New Excuse For Rage


Lady Sovereign has made my top 5 list of all time great excuses. The other day she went into a store to buy cigarettes. She is 23 and had proper i.d. to show that she was in fact, over the age of 18. For reasons that are still unclear the cashier decided to not sell her the cigarettes.

At that point the rapper lost it and tipped over the counter which had sandwiches and other food and then started jumping up and down on the food. If that wasn't enough, she then took a turn down the aisle with all the chips and pretzels and started smashing all of those and knocking them off the shelves.

Lucky for her the cashier didn't even call the cops. He just told her to get out and that she was banned from the place forever. Yeah, like there are not a million other 7-11's she could go to. I think he should have called the cops.

Anyway, this is the excuse she gave for the incident which she wrote on her Twitter account. "Hay fever really messed me up - I felt awful."

Seriously? Hay fever? That has to be the worst case of hay fever in the world. I didn't realize that having hay fever could cause such rage in a person. Umm, and it isn't for me to say, but if you are having such bad allergies should you be buying a pack of cigarettes in the first place? That would seem to me to probably make things worse. I think she was probably just pissed that even though she came up with her name before Lady Gaga, that everyone thinks Lady Sovereign copied her.

McCartney Didn't Expect Beatles Rights From Jackson


Immediately after Michael Jackson died people speculated that Michael had left the remaining Beatles publishing rights he owned to Paul McCartney. Of course when his will was looked at, this of course proved to be not true. So, then there were all these reports that McCartney had been expecting the rights and was hurt and devastated that Michael hadn't left him the rights.

Well, Paul took to his blog to quash those rumors. "Some time ago, the media came up with the idea that Michael Jackson was going to leave his share in the Beatles songs to me in his will which was completely made up and something I didn't believe for a second.

Now the report is that I am devastated to find that he didn't leave the songs to me. This is completely untrue.

I had not thought for one minute that the original report was true and therefore, the report that I'm devastated is also totally false, so don't believe everything you read folks!"

It does kind of seem unrealistic that Michael would give up those rights. Those rights alone will make sure that his children will be taken care of for the rest of their lives. I think with his massive debt, if he had decided to just give those back to Paul that would have been a very bad move for the future of his kids. I think Paul realized this. He said in his blog that he and Michael weren't that estranged over the years as had been reported. I think they probably were. I think he was probably pretty pissed that Michael didn't at least sell him the rights to the Beatles songs and I can see his point of view. They are, along with John Lennon his songs and so to have someone else control them probably does hurt.

Jamie Oliver Says He Is Dyslexic


Jamie Oliver got into a Twitter fight with one of his followers, and during the fight, Jamie announced he was dyslexic.It all started when Jamie said in a tweet about using fertilizer, ""Anouther true story a massive amount of uk farmers use human waist as fertiliser on there land!do any other countrys do this? Is this normal?"

One of his followers took exception to the number of spelling mistakes and said, "Not being funny fella but 4 spelling mistakes? You're influencing a generation of kids, you owe it them to be correct. Agree?"

Jamie replied, "Get lost you idiot im dislexic andIi cant spell so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!! Its better than being smug txxt jx (sic)".

I am not sure what all the last two words are, but it seems fairly clear this is a sensitive issue for Jamie. It is great that he has overcome his dyslexia to be such a great chef and made a name for himself. I think perhaps he could have gone about it better because I doubt his follower knew Jamie was dyslexic. I didn't know he was dyslexic. Did any of you? I'm also wondering if misspelling a few words on a tweet really is going to influence kids. I doubt many kids are following Jamie for his spelling tips, but rather because they would like to be a chef like him.

Another Reason To Hate Chris Brown



Disliking Chris Brown is kind of like one of those word a day calendars you get in the office Secret Santa thing every Christmas. Everyday you find something new. In today's reason to dislike Chris Brown is the photo above. Although grainy and perhaps difficult to read, it actually says "Oops," and Chris showed it off for the first time after the white party the other night.

No, it isn't Chris' tribute to Britney Spears second album, but instead is in honor of him beating Rihanna. No one knows if the Oops is for doing it or getting caught doing it.

According to the jeweler who designed it for him, "Chris has been a client of mine for some time now. It’s always a pleasure to work him because it gives me a chance to be creative. He came to me with a great idea and I am very pleased with the finished product”.
A great idea to show that he is a prick. But honestly I don't blame the jeweler for making it. If Chris wants to drop $300K to show he is an idiot, than I am not going to deprive the jeweler a pay day. It isn't his fault Chris is an a-hole and has the worst taste in everything he does including jewelry. That thing is ugly, but he and Ashton and Diddy probably laughed and laughed about it.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which musically inclined young celeb has been dubbed - behind his back, of course - "Lip Gloss" because he always puts it on before hitting a red carpet?

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Today's Blind Items - When F Listers Attack

This B-/C+ movie actor is married to a B-/B+ television actress. Over the past few months there have been some rumors swirling that their marriage is in trouble. The husband even had to spend several nights away from the family home when his wife kicked him out because she thought he was cheating. This has been a huge shock because everyone has thought they would stay together forever. Not just the public, but their friends and family as well.

Well it turns out that the husband wasn't cheating at all and that the couple were being played by a D list movie actress (you will never guess her) who is in the husband's latest movie and a few of her pap friends. The D list actress wanted some publicity and started telling everyone she could think of that she was sleeping with the husband when she wasn't. Then the paps got into the act by spreading the rumor and it got back to the wife who told the husband to not come home for a few days because even she believed it.

At some point the wife called one of her close friends who is frequently stalked by paps. A few questions were asked and the next thing you know the wife discovers none of it was true and she and the husband make up. The problem is the rumors will not go away and are spreading and multiplying. The only good news is that the D lister has not got the publicity she has wanted.

Random Photos Part One

JK Rowling as is tradition always gets the top spot at the premiere of new Harry Potter movies because I think she is great and a great story and role model and very deserving of the top spot.
Apparently taking your kids to dance class is now going to be the in thing for celebrity parents.
It is so rare to see Alan Rickman smiling. This is great. Two small movies he was in that are incredible. I have mentioned Blow Dry before but you need to see that and Bottle Shock. Both great.
Bradley Cooper and Julia Roberts on the set of their new movie.
Black Eyed Peas - Montreux, Switzerland
Cate Blanchett in Paris for Fashion Week
And inside the show they sat her right next to Megan Fox. Cate probably went, "Who?"
Chace Crawford with a new haircut on the set of Gossip Girl.
Daniel Radcliffe in his going to meetin' clothes. I would have also accepted Sunday best or the latest line from Sears' new ventriloquist line.
So, yesterday in Paris there were no bottoms on anyone. Today they are covering faces.

Plus still not wearing bottoms.
Finally something normal. A face and an entire outfit.
Elsa Pataky was at the shows.
Emma Watson's umbrella looks like it matches her dress.
She also looks like she is a big supporter of the new French runway look.
Guy Ritchie and Rocco at the Harry Potter premiere.
This almost made the top spot. On any other day it might have because dare I say it, Helena Bonham Carter looks normal and really good. Normal in the sense that what she usually wears isn't Not normal in the sense people are wearing it to the grocery store.
Hayden P heading into Letterman yesterday.
Let me see if I can get this. We have Rebbie, Janet, Randy, Tito, Marlon, Jackie and Jermaine. Notice how they went cheap and bought three pairs of gloves. Three brothers have one on the left and three have one on the right. I would have also accepted Boyz II Men at their 50th reunion concert.
Usher & Jennifer Hudson were at the memorial.
Like Usher, Joel also wanted to pose with the hand on the pregnant stomach. Has anyone seen a picture of these three together before?
Corey Feldman was there.
On a happier note. Congratulations to Jenna and Lee who just got engaged.
Congratulations to Jenny Craig. I have found your new spokesperson.
Lady Gaga - London
Rupert Grint should get out of the rain before he catches Swine flu. Ooops. Too late.
Rainn Wilson makes an appearance for the first time in a month or so.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star summoned staff to get him something to powder his nose with at a recent festival? The bloke didn't care who saw him as he indulged in his habit...

Nicole Bobek - Ice Skating Queen To Drug Ring Queen



Nicole Bobek is the former US Women's Figure Skating Champion. Yesterday though she appeared via video in a New Jersey court and pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to distribute meth. The charge carries a possible sentence of up to 10 years in prison. Bail was set at $200,000. As of this time she has not posted bail. Bobek was arrested in Florida last week.

She has homes in both Florida and in New York. Apparently this investigation has been going on for awhile and Nicole is portrayed as the leader of this meth ring that operated between the two states.

I'm guessing that Disney On Ice doesn't pay what the drug trade pays and so, hey instead of entertaining children she wants to sell them drugs. Allegedly. Allegedly.

20 other people were arrested with Bobek as part of the ring. Bobek won the figure skating title back in 1995.

Man Leaves New Bride In Airport Bathroom


This happened last week, but because I am slow I am only discovering this fine gem this week. I'm guessing that perhaps the honeymoon of this newlywed couple didn't go exactly as planned. A woman has stated she wants a divorce from her week long husband because he left her in an airport bathroom. The couple got married. Everything went great. They spent a week in Malaysia for their honeymoon. The first sign that something was not right about the marriage was that the bride paid for the honeymoon.

On the way back home after their honeymoon, the plane connected in Saudia Arabia. The bride decided she needed to use the bathroom. The husband got tired of waiting for her and so boarded the plane back home. Well, of course when the bride came out of the bathroom she searched everywhere for her husband. She finally thought to see if he was at the gate for their flight where she discovered the flight had already departed, and in fact, her husband was on the flight.

The Saudi Gazette says in their report that the man told all the relatives that his wife had decided to remain in Malaysia.

Cameron Diaz In V Magazine

For the most part I have stopped posting entire layouts from magazine shoots, but when it is interesting or imaginative like this one with Cameron Diaz and V Magazine, I think it is worth posting the entire spread. Definitely inspired by True Blue from Madonna.






Lindsay Lohan Didn't Invent Tan Spray


I know I have a pretty much zero tolerance policy when it comes to posting Lindsay Lohan on the site. The only exceptions are of course when something truly awful happens to her and we can all smile. Not awful like died, but awful like her fame and money might be screeching to a halt kind of awful.

A chemist in Florida is suing Lindsay, Lorit Simon and the company Sevin Nyne because allegedly they stole her spray tan formula. Before I get started with this, can I just say that if that is what Lindsay has been wearing on her skin I am not so sure I would be jumping to the front of the line saying, "I invented it."

Of course Lindsay claimed along with Lorit that the two of them spent years inventing it. Lorit, the woman who air brushes people for a living and Lindsay, the woman who says, "duh," as much as Homer says "doh." Most of the time when you read about people saying an idea for a movie was theirs or a song sounds the same are just blowing smoke and will almost always lose.

In this case though, these don't appear to be idle threats. Lindsay and company are being sued for for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

Now, I haven't seen the papers filed in the suit. It is interesting though that Lindsay was sued individually. If she actually had to pay out of her own pocket to defend this suit rather than as an employee of the corporation, a lawsuit like this could run through whatever money Lindsay has very quickly. The legal fees in defending something like this will be incredibly high and I am not sure she has the funds to defend it as an individual.

The First YouTube Video

While I was reading through the internet today I read an article about how YouTube was never going to make any money and that the three founders who managed to get almost $2 billion from Google when they sold the site had made the deal of the century. The article also mentioned the first YouTube video ever and so I wanted to find it for myself.

It is hard to believe that YouTube is barely four years old. It feels like it has been around forever. This video below was shot in April of 2005 and features Jawed Karim at the San Diego Zoo. Jawed was one of the founders of YouTube. A few hours after the 19 seconds of video was shot, they uploaded it and the rest is history.

Have They Made A Tinker Toy Movie Yet?


Over the past 24 hours I have read some of the most ridiculous ideas for movies that despite my incredulity and I am sure yours appear to be on track to get made. Here is a sample of the foolishness that Hollywood has in store for us.

The Hollywood Reporter reports that DreamWorks is in negotiations with Mattel to buy the movie rights to the View-Master toy. You remember the toy don't you? Little round circles with negatives of pictures in the holes which you would watch through your own personal view finder. Click the lever and it advances to the next picture. That sounds like a real winner doesn't it? The plan right now calls for some kind of "Transformers" magic to be done to the toy. I guess that is the buzzword right now. Say something is Transformers like and get a greenlight for a movie that will lose a ton. I think this trend will immediately cease when GI Joe hits theatres. This movie is going to be one of the most truly awful pieces of crap that has ever hit the big screen. You thought Speed Racer was a bomb. That stink you are smelling is GI Joe coming to a theatre near you.
Did you enjoy the television show TJ Hooker? Well, you probably did if you enjoyed seeing William Shatner with dyed hair and stuffing himself into a policeman's uniform. Oh, or if you were a big fan of Adrian Zmed. Adrian who? Exactly. Now granted Heather Locklear was on the show as well and her Academy Award level acting skill just brought it all together seamlessly. Well, they are going to make a TJ Hooker movie now. It is scheduled to be a comedy and my first reaction was it must be less expensive to just make a Police Academy sequel or something and save the embarrassment of William Shatner wanting to have a cameo. Besides Steve Guttenberg needs the work and that voices guy is doing GEICO commercials.
Another horrible television show that is making its way to the movies is Baywatch. Because we all know that what the world really needs is an extended version of that show. I'm sure Pamela needs the work and that The Hoff will contribute the soundtrack to the album, but honestly I would rather watch what they do to the View-Master toy than watch 80 minutes of this trash. And that by the way would probably be 80 minutes including about 8 minutes for opening and closing credits.

Change Up The Real Housewives


The New York Daily News has an interesting piece today where they talk about how, with the exception of Kelly Bensimon that all the Real Housewives of New York are holding out for more money before they will agree to shoot another season. Kelly has already signed on and so I say keep her. Forget everyone else. Last season they were paid about $10K for the entire run. It is a pittance for a real actor but they are not real actors. Plus I am sure they made a significant amount more than that by appearing at events and hosting things. The problem with those gigs is they actually require some modicum of effort and work and why do that when someone will just pay you to follow them around.

I remember back in the day when Law & Order had finished its first season and they started replacing all the main characters. I was pissed but watched anyway. You know what? It was still a pretty good show. I don't know about you, but I am guessing that in New York there are plenty of "Real Housewives" who would love a chance to be on television for a few months and get their 15 minutes and will be happy with whatever they are paid. The Real World has managed to shuttle casts and cities for 20+ years and no one seems to mind. You will always have your favorite years or cities or people, but if you have good editing and good personalities it doesn't matter who you put on the air.

I think part of the problem we have seen with some of these reality stars is that after the first couple of seasons they think of themselves as actors or stars rather than people who were no different than anyone else and just got picked by a producer when others didn't. There are plenty of people around and I think the more producers do switch up casts the better it will be for all of us. These reality stars we can't stand seeing will not get the traction or staying power to really force themselves upon us. It will be like a Bachelor winner or loser who is only viable until the next season starts.

I know you will miss your favorites, but you can find new people to love or hate and the good thing is once their season is over, their time in the public eye will for the most part also be over. Unless of course they do some type of reunion competition shows. That could be fun.

Michael Jackson Live Memorial Coverage

If you want to watch live video of the Michael Jackson memorial service, the player below will do just that for you. It is the MSNBC feed.

I Saw Michael Jackson's Image On A Twinkie


While the rest of the world is glued to their television sets today and the madness that has descended upon Los Angeles at his memorial service, I will be headed to Stockton, California. Why do you ask? Well, why suffer with the crowds when I can pay homage to Michael Jackson at the Michael Jackson tree stump shrine. A Stockton family discovered that the day Michael died an image of Michael appeared on a tree stump in their yard. I myself don't see it. Oh, I would if I were drinking which is how I saw his image on my Twinkie. I should have kept it an sold it on Ebay. The problem was that I was hungry. It happens. Munchies are inevitable.

I really, really hope this doesn't turn into some trend where people see Michael like they see the Virgin Mary. I guarantee you though that if the shrine attracts more than a few people that Joe Jackson will show up selling t-shirts and the rest of the Jackson brothers will show up and perform a concert for a passing of the hat. I see it billed as the Jackson 5 shrine tour. Their tour bus goes from city to city as people show off their Michael Jackson potato image and the Michael Jackson on the side of a house image. There is always the popular Michael Jackson singing tree as well which appears to sing Billie Jean whenever the wind rustles the correct way through the branches. Optional narration by Joe is extra.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Damage control! Which hard-partying actor rushed back to his local AA chapter when he was caught drinking, but is actually still on the sauce?

Monday, July 06, 2009

Today's Blind Items

I guess she would be considered an A list actress. So few actresses are given the opportunity to open movies, but she has. Almost always movies. Rarely television. It needs to be special. Anyway, over the weekend she had a little bit to drink and there was a guy at the party who had a little bit to drink and he made a comment about her anatomy. She didn't hit the guy, but only because two people stepped in between them when she lunged at him.

Random Photos Part One

You know if every Grand Slam tournament had this winner's dinner thing they would probably get the top spot more often. I think I gave the top spot last year to the champions of Wimbledon. So, congratulations to Serena Williams.
And to Roger Federer who bettered Andy Roddick in an incredible match.
Amber Rose before hooking up with Chris Brown.
This is who Chris Brown brought. Most tabloids calls her a Rihanna look a like. I tend to agree but I know many of you don't. This is the first close up though I have seen of her.
All that is missing from this picture is Bruce Jenner holding up a booking card at jail. This is perfect mug shot hair. Nick Nolte would be proud of this.
"Hi, we invited a convicted felon who beat his girlfriend to the party. Honey, where is Rumer? Let her meet him. I mean he must be a great guy. I'm sure all the girls would love to meet him."
Hell, Diddly Squiddly will even pose for pictures with him.
Coldplay - Roskilde, Denmark
She is very very tall.
Apparently this year at Fashion Week in Paris, bottoms are optional.
It is what every woman is wearing to work.

It is a gaggle of Gossip Girl geese. I know it makes no sense.
Apparently when Holly Madison hosts a party it involves a lot of posing in bikinis with big balls.
That's the Janice Dickinson we all know.
"Say Kate, what I thought I would do is take these fireworks, and umm, set them off in the garage. Pretty cool huh? Chicks dig fireworks. Some of the cheerleaders from the high school are coming by later to party. Oh, and I'm going to need the aloe because my face is redder than my shirt."
Kristin Davis at some Vitamin Water launch. Whoo hoo!
Kathy Griffin. Wax worthy?
I'm hoping the guy behind Kate Hudson did actually puke.
Have you heard of hate head? How about mask face? Is that Amy Winehouse hiding behind the rocks?
Madonna - London
Nick acts like he paid for those clothes. Please.
Did you ever see that Texas Cheerleader made for tv movie with Holly Hunter? Go look at her hair and then come back and look at Marion Cotillard's hair.
Joey Chestnut is your Nathan's Hot Dog eating champ.
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr in Malibu.
"Talk to the hand."
It has been awhile since Russell Brand showed up somewhere.
From now on Rashida is just RJ. Here she is with Andy Samberg.
This was almost the top picture. Why? Samantha Ronson is smiling.
When two Madden brothers just are not enough.
Tara Reid actually looks, umm healthy.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Roskilde, Denmark

One Slumdog Kid Gets Apartment


Well, I trashed the producers for taking so long, but they finally at least got one of the child actors from Slumdog Millionaire into an apartment. It seems like it has been a year since they originally promised to find a place for Azharuddin Ismail to live and this weekend he and his family moved into a 250 square foot apartment. Yes, you read that right. 250 square feet for his entire family. It cost $42,000 which seems outrageously high and is probably the reason so many people can't afford to get out of the shantytowns. The apartment has running water and electricity and the family of course has their obligatory television all set up and ready to go although they don't have the rest of the furniture in yet.

What would we do without our televisions? "I like it here, it is really nice. But I will miss my old friends..." the actor told Reuters. "Maybe I will go and visit them once a while."

When he turns 18, the deed will go to his name. I haven't seen any word on whether Rubina Ali also got her apartment or not.

Russell Crowe Gets Put In His Place


Sometimes pictures do actually tell the whole story, but since some of you are stuck in offices behind firewalls which don't allow for pictures, let me describe the action for you so you don't have to wait until you get home or find a more lenient employer.

In our first picture we see a portly Russell Crowe with a full grey beard attempt to tell a Wimbledon guard that he shouldn't be sitting with people who make less than him, and instead should be in the section reserved for people befitting his status.

The second picture shows Russell being lectured by the guard who is also in the Royal Navy about how to behave while at the match and to sit down like every other person in the stadium.
The third picture shows Russell turning back to the guard and throwing out the "don't you know who I am? I will get you fired line." He does it with his hands in his pockets and has been completely frustrated while what looks like Joshua Jackson looks on amused.
Finally in our last picture we see a disgusted Russell Crowe sitting amongst Woody Allen who looks about a thousand years old and also Ralph Lauren who looks quite good.

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH self-important, philandering writer who was dumped recently by his long-suffering wife is complaining that his jerky behavior is no longer covered on Page Six, moaning, "You start getting used to it. And then you pick up the paper and you're not there and you think, 'Well, what am I, chopped liver?' " .

WHICH unnaturally thin celebrity chef credits her bony frame to good eating habits, but really is addicted to laxatives?

Joyce DeWitt Spends The 4th Of July In Jail


Drinking and driving is always stupid. However if you are at the edge of whether or not you think you are able to drive, the 4th of July is probably not the best day to try and accomplish that task. Joyce DeWitt, who played Janet on the long running show Three's Company was arrested on Saturday afternoon for suspicion of DUI.

Yes, you read that right. It was the afternoon. Not that I wasn't drunk by mid-afternoon on Saturday either, but I didn't get in a car either. Oh, and unlike Joyce I didn't try and drive past a police barricade either. That is a sure fire way to get pulled over. "Hmmm. That looks like a DUI checkpoint. Why don't I drive right around that and see what happens?"

You get pulled over is what happens. Joyce was sent to jail where she posted bail in the amount of $5,000.

Jon Bon Jovi At The Blue Parrot

It kind of feels like video day today. Over the weekend Jon Bon Jovi was at the Blue Parrot in East Hampton, New York when he decided what the hell and got up from his seat, took a guitar off the wall and decided to play a couple of songs. Then he tried to sit back down but the crowd wouldn't let him so he played Dead Or Alive before sitting back down and finishing his dinner.

You know I have to say that is a pretty cool 4th of July. I managed to track down some videos of the performance, but the one below is the only one that has any actual moving video. The person posting the video also got a little carried away with their excitement at seeing Bon Jovi, but you can't really blame them. Since no there had a real video camera or digital camera they all only captured the first song before their cell phones ran out of space.

So, below is about 1 minute of Who Says You Can't Go Home.

The Greatest Upset In Sports History

For only the second time in the history of the sport, a country other than Estonia won the world wife carrying competition. Over the weekend a couple from Finland beat out challengers from all over the world to take home top prize. What is the top prize you ask? Your wife's weight in beer. Since all wives have to weigh a minimum of 49kg, that is a lot of beer.

Although the time was not a world record, the Finnish husband said in an interview after the race that is the toughest thing he has ever accomplished in his life. Ummm. OK.

Elizabeth Taylor Is The Best


I am not going to judge the friendship of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor. Their friendship is between them and obviously there was a lot of love between the two. Shortly after Michael was found dead, Dame Elizabeth released a statement where she talked about Michael and her love for him. She was so emotional about it that several tabloids went ahead and made the claim that she was on suicide watch because she couldn't handle the grief or pain.

Umm, have they met Elizabeth Taylor? This is a woman who has been in constant pain since she was a teenager. She is 77 years old now and Michael is not the first person she has known who has died. Liz Taylor is one tough person. I'm sure she was grief stricken but this isn't a woman who is going to commit suicide over it. Please.

Well adding fuel to the tabloid reports, Elizabeth tweeted about an upcoming hospital visit this week. I know she isn't the one doing the actual tweeting but she knows what it is and I can tell she loves it.

"I wanted you my friends to know that I'm going into the hospital Wednesday or Thursday to complete a test I was in the middle of."

And then to show you that Liz is Liz and doesn't take crap from anyone she added this tweet a little later.

"Although my grief over Michael could not be any deeper, I am not on suicide watch as some of the cheaper 'rags' would have you believe."

I love this lady.

Amber Rose Gets More Publicity


This story is a little sketchy, but if its purpose was to get Amber Rose more publicity, than she succeeded admirably. Amber if you will recall is the on again off again girlfriend of Kanye West. They had been dating several months and then abruptly broke things off a few weeks ago only to hook up once again at the BET Awards last week.

Well last week was last week and this week is a whole new story. According to the NY Daily News, Amber hooked up with Chris Brown at the White Party here in LA hosted by Diddily Piddily and Ashton Kutcher. The "hookup" occurred despite Chris bringing a date. His date was the same person he had previously brought to the Lakers game a few weeks ago.

Now, the story says Amber and Chris made out at the party and then later again at an after party of the party. They didn't however make out at the after party to the after party or the after party to the after party of the after party. Instead Chris took his date back to his place where she probably felt really special.

Now whether or not this story is true, there is the photograph above showing that Amber and Rose were very close to each other at one point during the night. I believe that is her arm on his shoulder. Would any of you want to get that close to this guy? Would any of you make out with him? And what about his date? Seriously. Get some self respect. If he was making out with this woman and then went home with you, what exactly does he think of you? Has he beat you yet? I can't believe anyone even invited him to the party. To me that shows a lack of class on the party of Diddily Squiddily and Ashton. Would Ashton have invited him if he had beat Demi or one of her girls like that? So why does it make it acceptable to invite him just because he punched someone not close to you?

Ten years from now if he has behaved and there has never been another incident and he is the most model citizen in the world, then if you want to invite him I am not going to say anything. But he just pleaded guilty two weeks ago and you are already welcoming him back. It is pretty sickening.

Michael Jackson Does The Three Men And A Baby Ghost Thing

Long before YouTube there was the demand fro a clip from a scene in Three Men And A Baby. In that scene, filmed in an apartment was allegedly the image of a boy who had supposedly committed suicide in the apartment sometime before. I can't count the number of times people talked about that scene and wore out their videotapes rewinding and pausing the scene.

Now, Michael Jackson has done something similar. On Larry King Live there is a scene from Neverland and in the video you can see a shadow moonwalking across an empty doorway. Even if you believe it is a shadow of someone outside or some camera trick, it is still pretty spooky. Take a look for yourself and see what you think. For those of you who have never seen the Three Men And A Baby "ghost," you can watch it in the lower video. He appears at about 35 seconds in.




NY Daily News Blind Item

Which actor may have transformed himself from the drinker he once was, but still travels with his sponsor to avoid a slipup?

Murder Suicide In Steve McNair Case?


Although investigators aren't saying how Sahel Kazemi died over the weekend, it seems pretty obvious to me that she shot former NFL quarterback Steve McNair four times and then killed herself. Police say they are not looking for a suspect in McNair's death so this is a pretty good indication they believe it is a murder suicide. Apparently Kazemi was under the impression that McNair was going to divorce his wife and then marry her. I'm guessing that maybe he told her that wasn't going to be the case and that could be why this all happened.

News reports today are suggesting that the first time Steve McNair's wife learned of the affair was this weekend when she also learned her husband had been killed.

All of McNair's friends say of course they had no idea he was having an affair while everyone who knew Kazemi and even her neighbors knew there was an affair happening. Kazemi's aunt told The Tennessean that the pair met when Kazemi was working as a waitress at a restaurant he frequented. "He started to talk to her a little. They exchanged phone numbers, and started dating from there."

Meanwhile TMZ has some photos of the couple on vacation at some beach, and they had reportedly been all over the country together. There were reports that the night prior to the murder, Kazemi had been arrested for DUI while she and McNair were headed home from a bar. McNair was released without being charged. In May, McNair had upgraded Kazemi from the Kia she normally drove to an Escalade. He gave it to her at a party attended by all her family so obviously some people knew about the affair.

McNair leaves behind a wife and four sons.