Friday, July 24, 2009

Four For Friday

This is probably one of my all-time favorites. I have heard so many things that nothing really gets my jaw to drop, but this is one that did. Then I started thinking about the participants and I was like yeah, yeah, I could see that and sure that person is a freak, but it is still really juicy.

So, anyway there is a husband who is a C list movie actor. Honestly, he may even be a D, but he has B list name recognition and is married to a permanent B list television actress with A list name recognition. Well, it turns out they like to get their freak on with this other couple. Yes, exactly like it sounds. They swap. The other couple consists of a guy who is definitely D list and does primarily movies now. As for his name recognition? Not that great. His girlfriend on the other hand is a B list movie and television actress not exactly known for being super friendly even to her boyfriend. She had a very short term boyfriend prior to the D lister but he wasn't up for the game so she dumped him and went with the D lister she could control. This foursome has been kept quiet for about a year, but the D lister has started telling a few people who have told more and it isn't so hush hush anymore.

#1 - Married C list movie actor
#2 - Married B list actress
#3 - D list guy
#4 - B list move and television actress.

Random Photos Part One

I never in a million years thought Amy Winehouse would get the top photo again except with a RIP attached to it. But, she seems to be doing better and she was acquitted today of assault charges. Bonus is that for two straight mornings she has had to go to court and so probably didn't get hammered the night before. It shows.
Some front and back from Adrian Grenier.
And a little later with him all cleaned up and next to Perrey Reeves and Rex Lee.
Do you ever get the feeling that when you watch Lost In Translation that Anna didn't even need to act. Here she is at Comic Con discussing her craft.
The reason why Chace Crawford has hair on both of his palms.
Courteney Cox looks pretty good here.
I'm guessing Cruz learned this from
her. No, I know that Cruz is just having fun and I also think he didn't learn that from her.
All she is missing is the owl head and then she can go to schools and say, "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute."
Fall Out Boy - Incheon
Georgia Jagger tries her hand at modeling. She is only 17 so try not to look at the breasts. You will go to hell.
James Cameron at Comic Con talking about Avatar.
Johnny Depp made a surprise appearance there. Not for Avatar, but for Alice In Wonderland. Not that any of you have noticed because you are just looking at him and not reading the words.
First time appearance for Jessalyn Gilsig. It is long overdue.
I think Jennifer Lopez's wish may have had something to do
with this man. He also spilled.
Julia Roberts on the set of her new movie which stars Javier Bardem, unlike the Wall Street sequel.
I think Megan Fox is asking who the hell is Jennifer and why are they looking at her body instead of Megan's.
Aah, that Matt Lauer is a funny guy isn't he?
Olivia Wilde playing Tron. I know the Tron guy reads the site. Where have you been Tron guy? Excited about the new movie?
Patrick Warburton has lost a lot of weight.
I'm trying to find the best angle for a Rumer Willis photo.
Still working on it.
Probably my favorite picture of the day. I love when people are captured being themselves. Plus he might be drunk.
Scarlett J looks nice, but I still don't like her that much.
Sean Paul - New York
Tara Reid spending another summer going from yacht to yacht in St. Tropez.
And one more of Johnny for you.

Your Turn

Over the past few days I have been sent this video about 200 times. It is the best wedding video I have ever seen. Ever. You need to watch it. If you are in a country where you can't, then you need to go online and search for JK Wedding Video. You MUST see it. So, for this week's Your Turn, I want you to share your favorite wedding story. Drunk pick up lines, groom drunk or fainting. Reception horror stories or just a great story from your own. And you also have to watch the video. I promise it will make you have a better day.

Alice In Wonderland Trailer


This movie in 3D is going to be crazy. I can't wait.

Hailey Glassman Dealt Coke - Drugged People At Parties


If what The Enquirer says is true, then Hailey Glassman is not a very nice person. She is definitely not someone I would want anywhere near any kids or friends of mine. In their latest issue, they have a source who has passed a lie detector test and says some damning things about Hailey.

"I met her in her freshman year because she was selling Adderrall. She was known for selling it for five or six dollars a pill. Everyone knew that if you wanted Adderall, you go to her."

If Adderall wasn't your thing, that was no problem. Hailey was happy to sell you coke also. "I watched her sell it to pals - I saw her hand a bag over for $50.”

OK, this is the one part that is kind of weird. Who says the word pals? Is this an Archie comic? Also $50? What kind of bag are you getting for $50?

Hailey didn't just sell the stuff, she loved using coke also. But when she used coke she liked to do it topless. I mean her dad is a plastic surgeon and so it isn't surprising Hailey has fake breasts. I'm hoping daddy wasn't the one who did the surgery though. That would be creepier than Morgan Freeman having sex with his step granddaughter. OK, well maybe a tie.

“Hailey put out lines, took her shirt off and started blowing coke without her shirt on. She didn’t wear a bra because she got her boobs done. She even asked, ‘Do you guys want to touch them?’”

When the coke ran out there was always Xanax. Wow, Hailey had an entire pharmacy.

“They were always taking Xanax. If I was hanging out with them, they would say ‘Have a beer.’ And one beer later, I would be blacked out, and they would be laughing because they put a Xanax in it. Then they would try to get me to sleep over, and I would say, ‘No, I have to go.’”

Nice. That shows you right there what kind of person Hailey is. She is lucky no one got really sick or died from a bad reaction when she did that. And Jon would have her babysit the kids? Options people.

Hailey who is known to enjoy the company of other women tried to hit on her, says the source. “She would come on to me if I was alone with her. There were multiple times when I was uncomfortable.”

She says Hailey promised her: “I’ll be your best friend. I’ll be really good to you.”

But the friend recalled: “It was very creepy. She would tell me about her boob job and ask me to feel them. She would get close to me and put her hand on my shoulder and tell me how beautiful I am.”

And how come MTV turned her down for Real World? This seems to be somebody they would be salivating to have on their show. I can't imagine ever letting her near those kids. If they can't sleep or are crying, Hailey would probably just give them a Xanax and laugh and laugh.

Jessica Simpson Didn't Even Get A Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity


The National Enquirer has a report this week that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson got into a huge fight on a recent drive. The drive was three hours long which is a very long time for two people who are probably thisclose to breaking up to have to sit next to each other. I mean there are only so many times Jessica could run through her reasons why she was going to go to her birthday party as Twist n Turn Barbie and how Ashlee was going to be the best Skipper ever.

So, Tony in a move that should ban him from ever getting another girlfriend pulled over into an IHOP parking lot and told Jessica to get out. He then left her there. He didn't come back and didn't call to check on her. He just left her. Jessica had to wait in the parking lot for 2 hours for someone to come pick her up. I'm not sure why she waited in the parking lot when just inside the double doors that never close she could have had the Chocolate Chip pancakes or their new Butterscotch Rocks pancakes. I mean she could have spent the two hours in a glorious carb loaded frenzy of fun and instead chose to spend it sitting on a curb wondering if Ken Paves could be her Ken.

Nas Ordered To Pay Kelis Lots Of Money


A couple of weeks ago Nas filed papers with the court in his ongoing divorce battle with Kelis. At that time he said he couldn't afford to pay Kelis very much money because he didn't make very much money. He said that despite what Kelis thought he was having to struggle and get by on just about $150K a month. I mean he could barely afford to put gas in his car when he is only making that much. His expenses he said are about $70K a month. But even though he only has a net cash flow of about $80,000 a month he said he had helped out and had bought the new baby a stroller, a sling and two cribs totaling about $2400. As for child support? He said the most he could afford to pay with his current cash flow situation was about $5000 a month. To give you an example of what is more important than his child, Nas currently spends $10,000 a month on his clothes and hair. Well, sure I mean doesn't everyone spend twice as much on their hair and clothes than their kid?

A judge yesterday laughed and laughed at Nas and instead of the $5K a month Nas wanted ordered nas to start paying Kelis $55,000 a month in combined child and spousal support. Oh, and as a bonus has to pay the attorneys fees for Kelis' lawyer which will set back Nas another $35K. Guess he better start going to Gap.

Javier Bardem Says Adios To Wall Street Sequel


With just about a month until the sequel to Wall Street starts filming, Javier Bardem dropped out. The actor's rep said that he has had five or six other offers and was going to take one of them. It must have been a really big offer or he hated Oliver Stone. I guess he could have not liked the idea of working with Michael Douglas or Shia LaBeouf who are set to star in the movie as well.

This is actually one sequel I am excited to see. I love the original Wall Street but it is dated and so I really don't have a problem with revisiting Gordon Gekko and seeing what he has turned into or if he has changed. I have to admit that I really wanted Javier in the movie and now I am worried he found something he didn't like in it or the direction in which it was headed.

Gwyneth Paltrow Cooks Chicken


All of you know how much I love to make fun of Gwyneth Paltrow. It is one of my favorite things to do. So, it was with great glee that I sat down to watch Gwyneth cooking chicken and how I was going to make fun of her for doing a bad job or making idiotic remarks or making the average person feel like an idiot. You know what? She did a good job. Yes, I am sure she practiced and obviously we aren't seeing the outtakes, but with the exception of calling every vegetable beautiful and using the abbreviation gorge instead of gorgeous she wasn't that annoying. In fact, if it is her goal to have a cooking show, she is not that far away from having one.

She knew what she was doing in the kitchen and had obviously cut things before and deboned a chicken. She never actually eats the chicken she cooks and looks like she is about to gag on the potato that was touching the chicken, but a quick cut and you never see her gagging in the corner of the kitchen. I was also pleasantly surprised and almost shocked that she called arugula by its American name instead of Rocket which is what the British call it.

The kitchen is depressing and cold and she is not much cheerier, but for once I really can't complain.

Katie Holmes On So You Think You Can Dance


OK, so I watched it. I watched Katie Holmes singing and dancing for two minutes and thirty seconds. It wasn't the longest two minutes I have spent in my life, but there was nothing spectacular about her dancing. In fact, it kind of looked like something you would see in a middle school recital. Katie tried to be sexy, but she just doesn't do sexy anymore. I think that part of her has pretty much been cleaned out. I can't believe she went what seemed like everyday for two months and this was all they could come up with for her, especially considering it wasn't live or anything and could take as long as they wanted. The one positive note is that her singing is really good. I know it was pre-recorded but she has a decent voice.

If you watch the video, there is a part about 1 minute in where she is talking and then starts scratching her arm. There was something about it that creeped me out. Like it was some type of nervous tic or reaction. I'm probably just overreacting, but see what you think.

Ted C Blind Item

Oh, what a Hollywood pic of enviable and domestic bliss we have in the very handsome couple that is Snort-Up and Sass-Bitch Summerland. I mean, babes, they have it all: heaps of good looks, great bods, he's got a pretty stand-up career as an actor (Hers? Less so), they both have very beautiful hair, not to mention tons and tons of family loot. What's not to be jealous of?

Uh, for starters, the fact that they screw around on each other, right and un-safe sex left, they scream and yell at each other, he takes more drugs than Sienna Miller chases after married men, plus, he can't keep a friggin' job 'cause he's doin' so much of a the blow these days!

Hey, yeah, everybody really wants to be them, uh-huh.

But, folks are wondering, why does Sass-Bitch stay with Snort-Up, as his flagrant disregard for their agreement to have "discreet" encounters with others is totally getting ignored by Snort-Up's highly visible philandering. Her reason?

"They're both waiting for the next installment of his family inheritance to come in," says a friend who knows the couple well. "They don't care about each other, it's the money they're concerned about—that's it."

Wow. Really healthy reason to stay together, huh? I mean, even the Gosselins know it's best to split up, regardless what ratings cash comes their way.

Oh, and another thing: Snort-Up's notorious gf? They keep breaking up, over and over, only to get back together as often. And guess what keeps reuniting them? It ain't Snort-Up's loot, I'll tell ya that much (she's got her own).

"It's the drugs," says the Summerland's mutual friend, who knows Mr. Summerland's mistress also quite well. "They do piles of coke, have tons of sex, come down, break up, then start the whole thing all over again. Meanwhile, the wife's just off spending all their money."

Mrs. S.'s obviously not investing in rehab for her hubby anytime soon, 'cause the dude would probably divorce her the sec he sobered up!

It Ain't: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie; Beyoncé and Jay-Z; Julia Roberts and Danny Moder

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Today's Blind Items - Coke Mom Is Back

Whenever I can write about Coke Mom it is a great day. For a few weeks there I really thought she was going to get on the path of goodness and right, but in the end she went back to her nose candy ways. Coke Mom had been missing for a few weeks. You didn't notice though did you? Where had she gone? Rehab. Yes, she finally decided she needed to go. She didn't go because she felt like she had a problem. She went because her husband said there was no way he would consider getting her pregnant in her current condition. So, off she went for a few weeks and when she returned she stayed clean for it must be, two, maybe three days. So far her husband hasn't figured out she is back on the powder. Everyday she has been going to her meetings. On the way to her meetings though she has been stopping by her dealer's home and enjoying a few lines, and on the way home, just a couple more. So far it hasn't extended beyond that so maybe there is still hope. Let's just all hope she doesn't get pregnant anytime soon.

Random Photos Part One

Chrissie Hynde gets the top spot today.
I think this is the first time I have posted a picture of Alyson Hannigan and her new baby.
Angelina Jolie makes her third trip to Iraq.
Alex Rodriquez teaches kids how to properly vandalize a van.
If it is Comic Con than you know there has to be a New Moon photo opportunity.
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Diane Kruger standing at attention in London.
This is kind of a new look for Eva.
Long time no see Freida Pinto.
Jewel has obviously been playing with scissors again.
Jennifer Garner on the set of her new movie.
The why Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony don't have a sex life picture of the day.
Josh Lucas out supporting The Humane Society. Makes you love him even more.
I know it is hard to believe, but Katie Price is posing like this to sell her latest book.
Three people who could go away and no one would even notice. Lydia Hearst, Alexandra Richards and Amber Rose.
One of the funniest people in the world. Margaret Cho.
It has been a long time since I posted a picture of Mark Indelicato, but this one was too good to pass up.
Mickey Rourke is obviously either a fan of porn or Vin Diesel movies.
Speaking of people eliminated from Project Runway, Neve Campbell found this outfit.
No Doubt - Universal City, CA
Paramore - Universal City, CA
Rihanna actually looks fairly conservative here.
I think this might be a first time appearance for Ronan Keating.
I'm just waiting for something to happen between these two on their press tour.