Friday, August 21, 2009

Four For Friday - Nicknames

#1 - This B+ director is known around Hollywood as King Peen. The nickname comes from one of his movies and also because he has what has been judged to be the biggest peen in town. He is happy to show it to anyone. Not in a sexual way but as kind of like a Ripley's situation.

#2 - This former A list movie actress has a nickname of Deputy Dawg. Yes, spelled like that. She got the nickname because of a movie she was in which featured police. Oh, and the dawg part came because as she made her way through cast and crew sleeping with them she would bark like a dog during sex. The name stuck.

#3 - This very large, former A list television actor and now movie actor got his nickname Flash because he likes nothing more than to wear boxers around the set and makes sure his fly always stays open.

#4 - Fire was the nickname of this former B list movie and television actress who is best known as the movie girlfriend of this A+ list actor who only does movies. Over the course of four movies she burned down three of her trailers on set because she would leave her burning cigarettes everywhere so she could keep smoking no matter where she was.

Random Photos Part One

Snoop Dogg in Lebanon gets the top spot. Not only does he look good, I am sure however long he stays in the country will be the longest he has gone without pot in a very long time.
Almost making the top spot was Whitney Houston who is with Bobbi Kristina who has certainly grown up since the last time I saw a picture of her.
Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens in Vancouver. Later that day Ashley took her dog shopping for dog clothes while Dakota Fanning spent time in American Apparel. Because of course you can't find that store in LA.????

I would have also accepted the naked cell phone pictures club of America is having its annual meeting in Vancouver.
Didn't even recognize Ashlee Simpson.
I did however recognize Bucky Covington.
This is how Bobby Trendy should look everytime he goes out. It is like he decided to take a bath in cotton candy.
Courtney Love in a turtle. With Courtney this actually doesn't seem strange.
I love Christopher McDonald.
Sam & Charlotte.
David Beckham in Washington DC. That tattoo on his arm is so dark you can't even make out anything.
Hello Drew Barrymore. It's amazing how a half buttoned shirt can turn her into sexy in an instant.
I haven't seen Donald Faison in awhile.
This is Dino Garcia. He is the Mexican actor I refer to as Rob Morrow with a mustache.
The bar goes under the dress Eliza.
Emilie de Ravin channeling Mischa Barton.
Gisele Bundchen and her baby bump.
Gilles Marini is a good looking guy.
Everyday is like a breath of fresh air now that Madonna is gone. When is the last time you didn't see Guy smiling?
I think Hilary Duff looks good here.
A Jon Gosselin orgasm.
You know Julia Roberts is filming because she is definitely a jeans and t-shirt kind of person otherwise.
How to get free stuff when you are a celebrity. Pose for pictures in a store.
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibriani take their relationship public.
Dexter and his sister. I mean wife.
Lady GaGa got shorter.
The one and only Reba McEntire.
Cisco Adler was at a party. No surprise. But,
at that party was also Mischa Barton. Will they reunite?
Sarah Jessica Parker channeling Madonna.
Taye & Idina.
Is anyone else freaked out by the mannequin?

Your Turn

I loved all the recipes from last week. I know many of you bookmarked the page, but I want you to know there is also a link over on the left side of the site now and hopefully in the next few days will have a pretty picture to go with it. Because I didn't want to miss any of the recipes by trying to group them into meals I have been going in order which will make for some very interesting combinations of food. So far, I have tried the first four and I will write a report about them after I have ten.

This week I was reminded of something that happens all too often in the workplace. Bad co-workers. Oh we have all had them. There is probably some guy who stunk or someone who wouldn't shut up about who they had sex with the night before or how they talk about stuff that is not interesting to anyone but themselves. Today then I want to hear your worst co-worker stories. Everyone has someone who did something or they couldn't stand. Someone who cheated with everyone in the office or made that Christmas party extra special. Anything and everything about your best co-worker memory.

Police Looking At Eric Dane Nude Tape - Simply For Research Purposes


I love when guys get caught with child pron on their computers they always say it was only on there for research purposes for some book they are writing. Never mind the fact they have never read a book or can't even read, it is always about the research. The police in Los Angeles confirmed yesterday they have been studying the Eric Dane nude tape because it ""contained images that could link celebrities engaging in illegal activity." Nooooo. Celebrities engaging in illegal activity? Shocker! Let me ask you this. If this was a tape that didn't have two naked women in a bath tub would they be investigating? Where was the investigation of the picture where Rebecca Gayheart was smoking what looked like crack while sitting in a bathtub? Would they have this same kind of attention to detail if it were someone not a celebrity who made a tape? I think that depends on how attractive the women were.

"No determination has been made as to whether or not the DVD contained any information that could be used for a criminal investigation."

Uh huh. Sounds like the police may need some overtime while they keep watching and keep looking for that illegal activity.

David Copperfield Claims Extortion - Alleged Victim Claims Sexual Assault


Well, it has been two years since the first allegations surfaced accusing magician David Copperfield of sexual assault. In that time there have been no criminal charges filed yet, but the alleged victim did file a civil lawsuit against Copperfield. In the suit, the victim claims that while in the Bahamas with Copperfield that she was sexually assaulted and that Copperfield threatened to kill her.

The suit was filed on July 29th. The woman is a model and a former Miss Washington USA contestant. Copperfield's attorneys say the suit is "extortion for money, plain and simple."

For the past two years I have been thinking about this case and have been wondering if he was ever going to face criminal charges. I think the fact it was in the Bahamas makes it hard. The fact it was a private island in the Bahamas makes it even more difficult. I do hope the woman's case goes to trial so we can at least get some idea of what happened that night on that island. My guess though is Copperfield will pay the woman to walk away and keep her mouth shut. I mean there are other women to invite to the island and he can't have any negative stories coming out about what they might allegedly face if they visit.

(Thanks Liz)

Brad Pitt Trashes Tom Cruise Movie


Don't look for any movie reunion between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise any time soon. Heck, I don't think they will even bother to pretend to be nice to each other after Brad's most recent comments about Valkyrie which starred Tom Cruise. In an interview with German magazine Stern, Brad called Valkyrie, "a ridiculous movie."

Apparently in Brad's mind, Inglorious Basterds is the be all and end all of Nazi movies. "The second World War could still deliver more stories and films, but I believe that Quentin [Tarantino, director] put a cover on that pot. With Basterds, everything than can be said to this genre has been said. The film destroys every symbol. The work is done, end of story."

I for one will be glad when I don't have to write about this movie any longer. It is nothing against the movie, but it has got to be the biggest pain to type. The only thing that compares is remembering how each celebrity Courtney spells their name. Who knew the there could be so many variations.

As for throwing Tom and his movie under the bus, I think he should go back and forth a few times.

Let's Talk Ryan Jenkins


Apparently yesterday Ryan Jenkins managed to sneak himself into Canada. Also yesterday Orange County formally charged Ryan with murder, and issued a warrant for his arrest. Good luck serving that on him. Orange County did a very smart thing on their charge. They didn't add a special circumstance to the charge. What that means is that the death penalty is off the table. That was basically their only hope of ever getting him back from Canada.

If the death penalty was an option there is no way that Canada would ever send him back to the United States to face trial. As it is now I am not sure that Canada will send him back. Now before you go jumping all over Canada for not sending a murderer back to the US to face trial, it's important you know that the US would probably do the same thing if the situations were reversed.

This guy is disgusting, and was arrested for domestic violence in Nevada back in June. The violence was directed towards the now deceased Jasmine Fiore. I wonder if VH-1 knew about that arrest but still kept airing Megan Wants A Millionaire and if they would have aired the new show he was on as well if he hadn't committed this murder. At some point, there needs to be some responsibility taken by networks for the people they put on the air.

Hailey Glassman Bought Off For $70K SUV


Apparently we now know Hailey Glassman's price for staying with Jon Gosselin despite him having sex with at least two other women, maybe three since he started dating Hailey. According to In Touch, Jon bought Hailey a $70K Porsche SUV. First of all there is no way all the kids are fitting in there. In fact, I don't think Jon owns a form of transportation that will accomodate all of his kids. Jon shouldn't be buying Hailey 70K car, he should be hitting airport shuttle companies looking for a job with a bus he can take home at night.

I think Jon & Kate get $75K per episode of their extravaganza. Do they split that because if they do, Jon is fast running out of cash. I'm no accounting expert, but at this point it appears Jon is spending way faster than he is taking in money. I don't really give a crap what he does with his own money, BUT I do care that he has 8 kids and he can't be spending that much money on some woman who will be gone as soon as he finds someone else.

Don't Believe The Hype - Michael Jackson Movie Will Run For Longer Than 2 Weeks


Sony sent out a press release yesterday saying that the Michael Jackson movie which is being made from concert rehearsal footage will run for two weeks and two weeks only beginning October 28. Uh huh. Tickets go on sales September 27th. Oh, and this two weeks thing applies to the whole world.

So, let me get this straight. If every ticket in every movie theatre in the world that is showing it is sold out prior to the October 28th date, then tough luck you will never get to see it? Does anyone actually believe that if the movie is #1 for its two weeks of release that it won't continue to be shown? Do you think that Michael Jackson's estate is going to just give up millions of dollars in revenue? Please. They will keep that thing in theatres as long as possible. They just want everyone to buy tickets in advance and generate a buzz.

The only other thing I can think of is that if it goes longer than two weeks DVD sales might be slow for Christmas.

"I Want To Be A Stripper For Daddy"


The headline above is the perfect name for the new VH-1 reality show starring Hulk Hogan and Billy Ray Cyrus. It has to be VH-1 right? If they can give a murderer his own show they can certainly let Hulk & Billy Ray host a show about girls who want to strip for their dads, and the fathers who love it.

I really thought Hulk and Brooke were an aberration. You know some kind of Vegas Vacation one off, doesn't happen in real life kind of thing. When Billy Ray said yesterday that he thought Miley using a stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards while standing on her ice cream was just fine and that he enjoyed it, I started thinking that maybe this is widespread. Hence, the contest. I think if these two wonderful fathers enjoy it there must be thousands of fathers all across the country who would want to enter their daughters into some kind of stripper pole contest. I have not quite got the logistics worked out, but I think Pimpa Joe should be the host.

Am I wrong in thinking that a father shouldn't want to see his daughter gyrating on a stripper pole? It isn't even so much the fact she did it, but the fact that Hulk and Billy Ray seem to get into it so much that I find truly disturbing.

Ted C. Blind Items

OMG, two heterosexual Blind Vices in a row! What's the world coming to? And guess what? This installment, just like last week's horror, is also about a supposed lady-killer who just somehow finds himself not really able to follow through—in every sense of the word. Here's what went down, or rather, didn't:

Horace Hum-Brow likes to play up his slightly nebbish, dork-dude appeal. It's certainly worked for the sorta good-lookin' horndog in the past, as Horry bags babes (entirely of the female variety, no Toothy Tile-type here, for sure) all the time. So much so, these femmes don't really have time to compare notes; they're all so busy getting pissed about his all-too-often abrupt departures and then his requisite brush-offs thereafter. He's a real skank, this one.

But guess what? Horace's questionable bedroom MO is finally catching up with him! Some of his castoff gals have now convened, and guess what sexual failing Hum-Brow's exhibited for each babe in question? Well, it turns out...

Horace must still be oh-so excited about all the tail his boob-tube fame gets him because once he's entered his partners, that's where it all stops. Uh, what do you mean, exactly?

"He just goes in and parks," complained one pretty sweetheart who'd had the misfortune of having a brief affair with Mr. Hum-Brow, whose famous name is probably what reels in half his conquests. "I thought maybe it was just a one time thing," added our between-the-sheets source. "So I tried it again in the morning, and then bam! He parked again! Just goes in and doesn't do a damn thing. It's awful!"

Regardless of the circumstances of coitus frozenitis, this much is clear: HHB doesn't try to please his partner in any other fashion, either. He just sort of nonperforms and then gets outta there! Über-douche!

Jeez, bro, what's your prob? Premature ejaculation? Not really into girls after all but keep trying to convince yourself otherwise? Or are ya just doin' the typical male thing and not caring about your partner at all? In any case, don't think you're gonna have so many babes to disappoint pretty soon, 'cause they're all stating to blab...about time, too.

And It Ain't: Jeremy Piven, Jerry Ferrara, Kevin Connolly

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Random Photos Part One

It's Joan Jett. How could you not put her in the top spot.
Definitely never getting the top spot is Billy Ray Cyrus. I am glad to see that he got rid of that ridiculous soul patch.
Drew Barrymore on her way to yoga, or got a really good deal on shamwows.
Eric Dane and he is actually wearing clothes.
So is Eric Mabius, but judging from the number of e-mails I get about him you wish he was not wearing them.
RIP - Guiding Light
More of a natural look for Halle Berry. If you know what I mean.
And Gerard Butler fulfills our fantasies and gets rid of Jennifer Aniston forever.
I think this is Croatia. It is the new St. Tropez.
I have yet to see someone in an airport dressed like this.
Mary Kate Olsen has looked better.
I found new royalty. Hello Queen Rania of Jordan
Renee must work out constantly.
While Sienna gets her work outs in or on married guys so she is also looking toned.
Tyra Banks channels Lil' Wayne.
The one and only and incredible Vera Wang.
It's probably tough for Zachary Quinto to concentrate with all the cameras.