Four For Friday - Nicknames

#1 - This B+ director is known around Hollywood as King Peen. The nickname comes from one of his movies and also because he has what has been judged to be the biggest peen in town. He is happy to show it to anyone. Not in a sexual way but as kind of like a Ripley's situation.

#2 - This former A list movie actress has a nickname of Deputy Dawg. Yes, spelled like that. She got the nickname because of a movie she was in which featured police. Oh, and the dawg part came because as she made her way through cast and crew sleeping with them she would bark like a dog during sex. The name stuck.

#3 - This very large, former A list television actor and now movie actor got his nickname Flash because he likes nothing more than to wear boxers around the set and makes sure his fly always stays open.

#4 - Fire was the nickname of this former B list movie and television actress who is best known as the movie girlfriend of this A+ list actor who only does movies. Over the course of four movies she burned down three of her trailers on set because she would leave her burning cigarettes everywhere so she could keep smoking no matter where she was.

Random Photos Part One

Snoop Dogg in Lebanon gets the top spot. Not only does he look good, I am sure however long he stays in the country will be the longest he has gone without pot in a very long time.
Almost making the top spot was Whitney Houston who is with Bobbi Kristina who has certainly grown up since the last time I saw a picture of her.
Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens in Vancouver. Later that day Ashley took her dog shopping for dog clothes while Dakota Fanning spent time in American Apparel. Because of course you can't find that store in LA.????

I would have also accepted the naked cell phone pictures club of America is having its annual meeting in Vancouver.
Didn't even recognize Ashlee Simpson.
I did however recognize Bucky Covington.
This is how Bobby Trendy should look everytime he goes out. It is like he decided to take a bath in cotton candy.
Courtney Love in a turtle. With Courtney this actually doesn't seem strange.
I love Christopher McDonald.
Sam & Charlotte.
David Beckham in Washington DC. That tattoo on his arm is so dark you can't even make out anything.
Hello Drew Barrymore. It's amazing how a half buttoned shirt can turn her into sexy in an instant.
I haven't seen Donald Faison in awhile.
This is Dino Garcia. He is the Mexican actor I refer to as Rob Morrow with a mustache.
The bar goes under the dress Eliza.
Emilie de Ravin channeling Mischa Barton.
Gisele Bundchen and her baby bump.
Gilles Marini is a good looking guy.
Everyday is like a breath of fresh air now that Madonna is gone. When is the last time you didn't see Guy smiling?
I think Hilary Duff looks good here.
A Jon Gosselin orgasm.
You know Julia Roberts is filming because she is definitely a jeans and t-shirt kind of person otherwise.
How to get free stuff when you are a celebrity. Pose for pictures in a store.
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibriani take their relationship public.
Dexter and his sister. I mean wife.
Lady GaGa got shorter.
The one and only Reba McEntire.
Cisco Adler was at a party. No surprise. But,
at that party was also Mischa Barton. Will they reunite?
Sarah Jessica Parker channeling Madonna.
Taye & Idina.
Is anyone else freaked out by the mannequin?

Your Turn

I loved all the recipes from last week. I know many of you bookmarked the page, but I want you to know there is also a link over on the left side of the site now and hopefully in the next few days will have a pretty picture to go with it. Because I didn't want to miss any of the recipes by trying to group them into meals I have been going in order which will make for some very interesting combinations of food. So far, I have tried the first four and I will write a report about them after I have ten.

This week I was reminded of something that happens all too often in the workplace. Bad co-workers. Oh we have all had them. There is probably some guy who stunk or someone who wouldn't shut up about who they had sex with the night before or how they talk about stuff that is not interesting to anyone but themselves. Today then I want to hear your worst co-worker stories. Everyone has someone who did something or they couldn't stand. Someone who cheated with everyone in the office or made that Christmas party extra special. Anything and everything about your best co-worker memory.

Police Looking At Eric Dane Nude Tape - Simply For Research Purposes

I love when guys get caught with child pron on their computers they always say it was only on there for research purposes for some book they are writing. Never mind the fact they have never read a book or can't even read, it is always about the research. The police in Los Angeles confirmed yesterday they have been studying the Eric Dane nude tape because it ""contained images that could link celebrities engaging in illegal activity." Nooooo. Celebrities engaging in illegal activity? Shocker! Let me ask you this. If this was a tape that didn't have two naked women in a bath tub would they be investigating? Where was the investigation of the picture where Rebecca Gayheart was smoking what looked like crack while sitting in a bathtub? Would they have this same kind of attention to detail if it were someone not a celebrity who made a tape? I think that depends on how attractive the women were.

"No determination has been made as to whether or not the DVD contained any information that could be used for a criminal investigation."

Uh huh. Sounds like the police may need some overtime while they keep watching and keep looking for that illegal activity.

David Copperfield Claims Extortion - Alleged Victim Claims Sexual Assault

Well, it has been two years since the first allegations surfaced accusing magician David Copperfield of sexual assault. In that time there have been no criminal charges filed yet, but the alleged victim did file a civil lawsuit against Copperfield. In the suit, the victim claims that while in the Bahamas with Copperfield that she was sexually assaulted and that Copperfield threatened to kill her.

The suit was filed on July 29th. The woman is a model and a former Miss Washington USA contestant. Copperfield's attorneys say the suit is "extortion for money, plain and simple."

For the past two years I have been thinking about this case and have been wondering if he was ever going to face criminal charges. I think the fact it was in the Bahamas makes it hard. The fact it was a private island in the Bahamas makes it even more difficult. I do hope the woman's case goes to trial so we can at least get some idea of what happened that night on that island. My guess though is Copperfield will pay the woman to walk away and keep her mouth shut. I mean there are other women to invite to the island and he can't have any negative stories coming out about what they might allegedly face if they visit.

(Thanks Liz)

Brad Pitt Trashes Tom Cruise Movie

Don't look for any movie reunion between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise any time soon. Heck, I don't think they will even bother to pretend to be nice to each other after Brad's most recent comments about Valkyrie which starred Tom Cruise. In an interview with German magazine Stern, Brad called Valkyrie, "a ridiculous movie."

Apparently in Brad's mind, Inglorious Basterds is the be all and end all of Nazi movies. "The second World War could still deliver more stories and films, but I believe that Quentin [Tarantino, director] put a cover on that pot. With Basterds, everything than can be said to this genre has been said. The film destroys every symbol. The work is done, end of story."

I for one will be glad when I don't have to write about this movie any longer. It is nothing against the movie, but it has got to be the biggest pain to type. The only thing that compares is remembering how each celebrity Courtney spells their name. Who knew the there could be so many variations.

As for throwing Tom and his movie under the bus, I think he should go back and forth a few times.

Let's Talk Ryan Jenkins

Apparently yesterday Ryan Jenkins managed to sneak himself into Canada. Also yesterday Orange County formally charged Ryan with murder, and issued a warrant for his arrest. Good luck serving that on him. Orange County did a very smart thing on their charge. They didn't add a special circumstance to the charge. What that means is that the death penalty is off the table. That was basically their only hope of ever getting him back from Canada.

If the death penalty was an option there is no way that Canada would ever send him back to the United States to face trial. As it is now I am not sure that Canada will send him back. Now before you go jumping all over Canada for not sending a murderer back to the US to face trial, it's important you know that the US would probably do the same thing if the situations were reversed.

This guy is disgusting, and was arrested for domestic violence in Nevada back in June. The violence was directed towards the now deceased Jasmine Fiore. I wonder if VH-1 knew about that arrest but still kept airing Megan Wants A Millionaire and if they would have aired the new show he was on as well if he hadn't committed this murder. At some point, there needs to be some responsibility taken by networks for the people they put on the air.

Hailey Glassman Bought Off For $70K SUV

Apparently we now know Hailey Glassman's price for staying with Jon Gosselin despite him having sex with at least two other women, maybe three since he started dating Hailey. According to In Touch, Jon bought Hailey a $70K Porsche SUV. First of all there is no way all the kids are fitting in there. In fact, I don't think Jon owns a form of transportation that will accomodate all of his kids. Jon shouldn't be buying Hailey 70K car, he should be hitting airport shuttle companies looking for a job with a bus he can take home at night.

I think Jon & Kate get $75K per episode of their extravaganza. Do they split that because if they do, Jon is fast running out of cash. I'm no accounting expert, but at this point it appears Jon is spending way faster than he is taking in money. I don't really give a crap what he does with his own money, BUT I do care that he has 8 kids and he can't be spending that much money on some woman who will be gone as soon as he finds someone else.

Don't Believe The Hype - Michael Jackson Movie Will Run For Longer Than 2 Weeks

Sony sent out a press release yesterday saying that the Michael Jackson movie which is being made from concert rehearsal footage will run for two weeks and two weeks only beginning October 28. Uh huh. Tickets go on sales September 27th. Oh, and this two weeks thing applies to the whole world.

So, let me get this straight. If every ticket in every movie theatre in the world that is showing it is sold out prior to the October 28th date, then tough luck you will never get to see it? Does anyone actually believe that if the movie is #1 for its two weeks of release that it won't continue to be shown? Do you think that Michael Jackson's estate is going to just give up millions of dollars in revenue? Please. They will keep that thing in theatres as long as possible. They just want everyone to buy tickets in advance and generate a buzz.

The only other thing I can think of is that if it goes longer than two weeks DVD sales might be slow for Christmas.

"I Want To Be A Stripper For Daddy"

The headline above is the perfect name for the new VH-1 reality show starring Hulk Hogan and Billy Ray Cyrus. It has to be VH-1 right? If they can give a murderer his own show they can certainly let Hulk & Billy Ray host a show about girls who want to strip for their dads, and the fathers who love it.

I really thought Hulk and Brooke were an aberration. You know some kind of Vegas Vacation one off, doesn't happen in real life kind of thing. When Billy Ray said yesterday that he thought Miley using a stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards while standing on her ice cream was just fine and that he enjoyed it, I started thinking that maybe this is widespread. Hence, the contest. I think if these two wonderful fathers enjoy it there must be thousands of fathers all across the country who would want to enter their daughters into some kind of stripper pole contest. I have not quite got the logistics worked out, but I think Pimpa Joe should be the host.

Am I wrong in thinking that a father shouldn't want to see his daughter gyrating on a stripper pole? It isn't even so much the fact she did it, but the fact that Hulk and Billy Ray seem to get into it so much that I find truly disturbing.

Ted C. Blind Items

OMG, two heterosexual Blind Vices in a row! What's the world coming to? And guess what? This installment, just like last week's horror, is also about a supposed lady-killer who just somehow finds himself not really able to follow through—in every sense of the word. Here's what went down, or rather, didn't:

Horace Hum-Brow likes to play up his slightly nebbish, dork-dude appeal. It's certainly worked for the sorta good-lookin' horndog in the past, as Horry bags babes (entirely of the female variety, no Toothy Tile-type here, for sure) all the time. So much so, these femmes don't really have time to compare notes; they're all so busy getting pissed about his all-too-often abrupt departures and then his requisite brush-offs thereafter. He's a real skank, this one.

But guess what? Horace's questionable bedroom MO is finally catching up with him! Some of his castoff gals have now convened, and guess what sexual failing Hum-Brow's exhibited for each babe in question? Well, it turns out...

Horace must still be oh-so excited about all the tail his boob-tube fame gets him because once he's entered his partners, that's where it all stops. Uh, what do you mean, exactly?

"He just goes in and parks," complained one pretty sweetheart who'd had the misfortune of having a brief affair with Mr. Hum-Brow, whose famous name is probably what reels in half his conquests. "I thought maybe it was just a one time thing," added our between-the-sheets source. "So I tried it again in the morning, and then bam! He parked again! Just goes in and doesn't do a damn thing. It's awful!"

Regardless of the circumstances of coitus frozenitis, this much is clear: HHB doesn't try to please his partner in any other fashion, either. He just sort of nonperforms and then gets outta there! Über-douche!

Jeez, bro, what's your prob? Premature ejaculation? Not really into girls after all but keep trying to convince yourself otherwise? Or are ya just doin' the typical male thing and not caring about your partner at all? In any case, don't think you're gonna have so many babes to disappoint pretty soon, 'cause they're all stating to blab...about time, too.

And It Ain't: Jeremy Piven, Jerry Ferrara, Kevin Connolly

Random Photos Part One

It's Joan Jett. How could you not put her in the top spot.
Definitely never getting the top spot is Billy Ray Cyrus. I am glad to see that he got rid of that ridiculous soul patch.
Drew Barrymore on her way to yoga, or got a really good deal on shamwows.
Eric Dane and he is actually wearing clothes.
So is Eric Mabius, but judging from the number of e-mails I get about him you wish he was not wearing them.
RIP - Guiding Light
More of a natural look for Halle Berry. If you know what I mean.
And Gerard Butler fulfills our fantasies and gets rid of Jennifer Aniston forever.
I think this is Croatia. It is the new St. Tropez.
I have yet to see someone in an airport dressed like this.
Mary Kate Olsen has looked better.
I found new royalty. Hello Queen Rania of Jordan
Renee must work out constantly.
While Sienna gets her work outs in or on married guys so she is also looking toned.
Tyra Banks channels Lil' Wayne.
The one and only and incredible Vera Wang.
It's probably tough for Zachary Quinto to concentrate with all the cameras.

Michael Musto Blind Items - Part Three

11. Which married nonfiction book writer who everyone thinks is gay actually isn’t? (In fact, he’s quite the hetero horndog. What’s the world coming to, people?)

12. What married rocker with big hair spurned that superstar’s attempts to bed him years ago because “I can’t fuck anyone who sweats a lot and smells even worse than I do”?

13. Which designer gets plowed raw by his boyfriend?

14. Which actress was just caught doing drugs with a friend in the bathroom of an East Village bar, an act that makes perfect sense if you consider her TV show?

15. What one-named star used to eat pussy at the Playboy mansion to feed her then-insatiable meth habit?

Michael Musto Blind Items - Part Two

6. Which blonde movie star starts every shoot by scanning the set to see who’s looking at her (and therefore who wants to play fill-the-nacho)?

7. Which brother who has achieved his own measure of success is a creepy egomaniac, according to some who have worked with
him and don’t really care to again?

8. Which actress who was once married to that biggie tells gossip-seeking friends, “I’m not allowed to talk about that based on the terms of our agreement,” rather than say the much simpler, “No, he’s not”?

9. Which flamboyant promoter orders lube by the crate? Does Costco really sell lube?

10. Which ’60s pop group supposedly started out as harmonic hookers in the projects?

Make Kourtney Kardashian An Offer - She Will Get Naked

Kourtney Kardashian is going to ride this pregnancy for every last ounce of publicity. In a recent interview she was asked whether she would be posing for photos naked while she was pregnant. Her reply? "I think so." Her first choice is Rolling Stone which of course seems like an obvious choice because of her long and storied music career. Oh, wait. OK, not music then, but how about her long and storied entertainment career as a top television or movie star? Oh, wait not that either. Hmmm. What to do? Well apparently even if Rolling Stone doesn't come knocking, she is still willing to take it all off.

I'm sure she would just be doing it for the artistic value. Right? That is the way she would probably explain it to her baby. I think she should just wait until after the baby is born. I mean Demi and Britney have already done the whole get naked while pregnant thing but I don't ever recall a mom and her baby posing naked together before for a magazine. Now that would probably bring in the big dollars from top quality publications like Penny Saver.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Japanes Commericals - The Box Set

For those of you want to laugh for the next ten minutes, I invite you to watch this collection of Arnold Schwarzenegger commercials. Like a fireworks display they just keep getting better as the video moves along. I can't even imagine the millions of dollars he was paid for all of these. Well, I can imagine them, but I can imagine winning the lottery too. Doesn't mean it is going to happen.

Samantha Burke (Latest Jude Law Baby Mama)Has Some Mean Friends

I knew you would have no idea who Samantha Burke was which is why I added that little part about Jude Law. Otherwise you might not have come on inside to this post where you can learn things like the fact that Jude Law is just like us because he can't remember Samantha Burke either. Honestly Jude doesn't seem like the kind of guy who gets that much sex that he can't remember at least a vague fuzziness of the woman. I mean she did go over to his hotel room everyday for a week. You would think you would make some kind of impression after a week. Well, other than getting pregnant of course. I mean that is pretty much a lasting impression isn't it?

Anyway, E! decided to go ahead and get all tabloid-ish which I love and asked one of Samantha's friends some questions. Like an interview. Yeah that is what it was. If this is one of Samantha's friends then she is not getting many Christmas cards.

"She met him at a club in New York. He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel over the course of a week to take care of him."

OK, so that is not so bad to say about Samantha. What's next? Oh, this friend thinks Samantha is "crazy" for going through with the pregnancy and thinks it is all because Samantha wants to get rich and famous. Why does she say that? Remember these are her words and NOT mine. "Her family comes from a white trash town and doesn't have money." Her family is from Pensacola, but again let me say I love Pensacola, and since when does the fact that whether you are white trash or not or have any money determine whether you are a gold digger. Again, Samantha has wonderful friends.

Life & Style Coughs Up $34.00 For Kate Major's Story & Shiloh Is The Messiah

Life & Style Magazine was the big winner in the Kate Major, "someone please pay me something so I don't look like a fool for f**king Jon Gosselin and quitting my job" sweepstakes. Congratulations to Life & Style and here is what they won.

"He totally screwed me over and acted like a dirtbag."

Nooo. Can you imagine.

"He was a great kisser. It was amazing."

Anyone else throw up a little? It gets skeevier. Just wait.

"Looking back, it was all pretty much sexual. That's what he had in mind."

Looking back? Se makes it seem they had a decades long relationship that ended years ago instead of a weekend at Daddy Lohan's place a few weeks back.

Kate went on to say that Jon snuck her into the house while the kids were sleeping and made her pay when they had sex in a motel room because he didn't like to use credit cards. He promised her trips to Las Vegas and Los Angeles and didn't take her. One thing I noticed was that she also seems like she wanted to work for Ed Hardy. Work there or wear it, it is all the same. You are killing the world by your contribution. (Of course in this economy take any damn job you can find)

As for Shiloh being the Messiah, check out the cover. "Shiloh rescued a village of kids." Love it.

Michael Musto Blind Items - Part One

1. Which slightly horsey yet sexy young actress is a lesbian, gamely accessorized with one of those perennial girlfriend-slash-assistants? What does that say about her boyfriend?

2. Which soul legend approves outfits after being presented with drawings of them in a size two? (If she says, “Uh-huh,” her designer proceeds to make them in a size 2000.)

3. Which Broadway diva who didn’t get the part in that movie musical eventually telegrammed the legendary composer with, “Liked the movie. Wish her music had been better served”? (His sardonic response: “Who asked you, you fucking cunt?”)

4. Who once introduced herself to a theater actress by saying, “Hi, I’m [so-and-so], star of [Disney spoof movie]“? Who asked you, etc., etc.?

5. Which hunky ’70s tennis star used to like three-ways with women, one of whom he would charmingly ask to insert a dildo in his butt? (I guess the other one kept score.)

Today's Blind Items

What A-list actress, always movies, may be finding it harder these days to afford her much admired clothes and style as her career has stalled? She took not one, not two, but TEN irreplaceable 1950s vintage couture dresses from the set of her last film. The LA rental house who supplied the dresses was of course paid replacement value and damages by the embarrassed production, but next time you read about this actress on the red carpet in "an amazing vintage couture gown she chose herself", feel free to point and laugh.

Random Photos Part One

Don Hewitt - RIP
AnnaLynne McCord on the set of 90210.
Al Pacino on the set of his new movie about Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
John Goodman is also in the movie.
Amanda Seyfried on the set of her new movie.
Two pictures in a row where Christina Applegate was not caught smoking. I hope she keeps it up.
Counting Crows - Miami
OMG it is Dana Wheeler Nicholson. I have not seen her since
Fletch.
Elvis Costello - Los Angeles
Fabio at a restaurant in LA, and no George Clooney in sight so no fighting.
I love this picture. Jason Bateman and Mike Judge. "Cornholio Rules!"
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day goes to Australians Jennifer Hawkins and Jake Wall.
The ridiculously fake breasts of the day award goes to Aubrey O'Day. On the bright side she did wear clothes again. That's twice in a row. This represents a new personal best for Aubrey.
Apparently Sherlock Holmes drinks Fiji water.
Congratulations to Jason Schwartzman who just got married.
Star in a naked tape and get invited to events. That is the way Hollywood works. Kari Ann Peniche has started her 15 minutes. Again.
Kellan Lutz is our Twilight picture of the day.
Karina & Maksim. Gorgeous as always.
I will save you the topless photos of Amber, but Kanye was wearing just as many clothes as when she was laying out in nothing but a g-string. I don't buy this relationship.
Lady GaGa in Israel.
It's a thirtysomething reunion. Peter Horton and Timothy Busfield.
Ricky Martin and his two kids.
Renee Z at the premiere of her new movie.
Make it work Tim. Tomorrow night!!
Victoria Beckham headed back to London.

Tunisian Woman Not Giving Birth To 12 Kids - Not Even Pregnant

Earlier this week a Tunisian woman had reported she was 9 months pregnant with 12 kids. As it turns out now, she isn't even pregnant.

When her story popped up in the UK tabloids, Tunisia's health ministry went looking for the woman. When they found her, they discovered, "she has psychological problems and is unlikely even to be pregnant. Our staff interviewed her at length, but even her pregnancy appears to be in her imagination. She's claiming to be nine months pregnant with six boys and six girls, but there's absolute nothing about her appearance which indicates this. The woman has refused point blank to undergo a medical examination. Now we can't even contact her. She's gone into hiding."

Her husband has hired a pr firm to handle all of the media requests. People are speculating within the country that the couple was doing this for attention and to get on a reality show. See what we have done? We have spread the reality virus to Tunisia, which by the way is an absolutely beautiful country. I highly recommend it. Anyway, the couple got their 15 minutes of fame and they will probably even make a few bucks. Plus as a bonus they don't have to try and raise 12 kids. Oh, and for future reference, this is what a UK doctor had to say about 12 babies in a womb. "How could you get 12 babies into the womb at the same time? The womb just doesn't expand that much. She would have to be about seven feet tall."

Britney And Her Agent Really Did Split

I guess the National Enquirer was right about Britney Spears and her agent breaking up. He was the one who did the breaking up. Oh, if you read People Magazine you might think they were still together, but if you read it knowing they spin everything you can tell they are finished. Here is the quote from People, and you tell me if they are still together.

"Things are fine – they still maintain a great working relationship and he's in her life as a great friend as he's always been. Contrary to recent reports that the two ended their romance, the pair continue their relationship, according to the source. 'Jason did not break up with Britney. That's totally false.' So while they are not exactly headed for the altar, the pair have a great mutual respect for one another."

It goes on to say that things are very casual between the pair. Does the above quote sound like a couple that is a couple? I don't think so. Score one for The Enquirer.

Brooke Hogan Suffers "Stress Attack"

I really want to be sympathetic here. I really do. I know several people who get panic attacks and obviously the site even has a sponsor who deals with panic attacks. That being said, I am wondering what kind of stress Brooke Hogan has which would cause her to pull out of a concert over the weekend and take her father too.

Fox is reporting that Brooke was scheduled to perform at a concert this weekend in New York. It was one of those radio station concerts where artists play for ten minutes or play their two hits whichever comes first. In Brooke's case since she has no hits it probably would have been one song and a cover followed by a quick spin around the pole and a lap dance for Daddy.

Apparently Hulk was the scheduled host for this entire event. At the last second, Brooke pulled out because of anxiety attacks and other medical ailments. "Brooke is incredibly sensitive," a source said. "She really cares about everyone around her and takes on a lot."

Uh huh. Would someone please tell me what is stressful about her life? I understand about stage fright and if she has that I would understand. But anything other than that I think she has an easier life than 99% of the world and the only thing she should be panicking about is whether the Hulk is going to rub some more lotion on the inside of her thighs. Shudder. That has to be the most disturbing photo ever posted on the site. Even more so than Verne's tongue.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star was very popular at school for giving boys, er, special favours during break times in exchange for a Big Mac meal? The shameless celeb only stopped her outrageous behaviour when she started piling on the pounds...

Cameron Diaz & Jason Lewis?

Grazia magazine is reporting that Cameron Diaz and Jason Lewis have been getting it on for the past month or so. Really? They make a decent looking couple, but Jason doesn't really seem like Cameron's type. Doesn't Jason seem like the party every night, hey I wouldn't mind a line kind of guy? Cameron doesn't seem like she would be in to that type of situation.

The magazine says the pair were last spotted at the restaurant Shima. "Cameron and [Jason] were sitting in the corner of Shima totally wrapped up in one another. They couldn't stop touching each other. And we couldn't stop looking."

Well, sure because I mean touching while eating seems to be bad table manners so of course you are going to keep looking. The only time you would turn away is if there was talking with the food in the mouth. That can be kind of hard to look at. Groping at a table? Keep looking. Elbows on the table? Not a problem. Chewing with the mouth open? Look away quickly.

A mutual friend of the couple said that in addition to bad table manners, "They've always got along, but now realize just how much they have in common. Jason is exactly Cameron's type. She's attracted to athletic types and they're both passionate about the environment."

I don't think I'm buying it. Sorry. I am not even 100% sure Cameron is into guys, so this seems like something just to keep both their names out there.

What Would You Do?

This is one of those interesting questions in life. I know that if asked most of us would say that we would never take back our significant other if they cheated on us. We would be adamant about it until it actually happened. Then what do you do? I think it depends on a lot of factors, but my theory has always been that if someone cheats once they will cheat again. They can change their behavior but it won't change with you. Why? Because if you give them a second chance they will assume they can do it repeatedly without any consequences and then you feel miserable and their is a power imbalance and the whole relationship is a mess.

Again, that is my theory and I am sure there are lots of conflicting stories and probably some success stories where the significant other never strayed again. My guess is though they just got better at not being caught. Anyway, I bring this up because Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were spotted together down in New Orleans. To me that means they are back together. This is a guy who cheated on her for sure with one woman for almost a year. Kim and Reggie have only been together two years so for half the time they were dating he was screwing someone on the side. At least one. There have been many, many more others that have not gone reported.

But, there have also been some rumors floating around that suggest Kim might have not been completely innocent either. So, what do you do if both parties are cheating? You break up. It isn't going to work. Oh sure you could start getting into swapping but for that to work you need to have trust and if both people have been cheating then where is the trust? There is none. What really freaks me out about all this is that despite the cheating, Kim's entire family wants the couple to get back together. Why? Why would you want your child to keep getting hurt? Ratings?

I think that Kim has this fairy tale dream and she isn't going to let some cheating get in the way of that fairy tale. Well, maybe after the fourth or fifth time she catches him she will figure it out. So, what do you do? Do you take your partner back or send them to the curb?

Britney Spears On David Letterman

In one of the more over hyped appearances in recent memory Britney Spears was on David Letterman last night presenting the Top 10 ways the country would be different if she were President. Was it funny? It was cute. I think it would have bee funnier if the whole world hadn't known she was going to be on. I always think his Top 10 lists are funnier if it is a surprise. They even had previews of the Top 10 list which is something I don't remember them doing in the past.

What Do You Do When The Winner Of Your Show Is A Killer?

TMZ is reporting this morning that a finalist on the VH-1 reality show Megan Wants A Millionaire is a "person of interest" in the murder of former Playboy Bunny Jasmine Fiore, who was also his wife. Jasmine's body was found inside a trash can over the weekend and the police have been looking for Ryan Alexander Jenkins.

Ryan first called police Saturday night to report Jasmine as missing but since that phone call he can't be found. The police think he may be headed to or already back in his native Canada. He is from Calgary.

So, Ryan is a contestant on this VH-1 reality show and I don't think the ratings have been that great as of yet. I am sure it will now though and people will watch in record numbers for a show that sounds fairly idiotic. The representatives from the show say that Ryan was a finalist. They won't say whether he won or not. They want you to watch. Sure he might be a killer but they want you coming back each week to see if he wins. I actually think they should stop running the show. I mean what if this guy did win? Do you think the family of Jasmine wants to see that or hear about it? Take the show off the air. Forget your ratings and throw on some repeats of The Surreal Life.

Whether he won the show or not it appears that immediately after the show ended, Ryan went to Vegas and met Jasmine where she was dancing at a strip club. Two days later they were married.

A Jonas Brother?

If you want to get a ticket to Hollywood this year on American Idol, then you might just have to have the approval of Joe Jonas. Yes, that vast musical talent known as a Jonas is going to decide whether or not contestants on this season of American Idol have talent. Is he really an arbiter of talent? This just makes me think that it is the producers who decides who moves on to the Hollywood round. They need some drama for those episodes of the show and my guess is that Joe Jonas and the other judges make very few decisions on their own in that round.

A decision I firmly stand behind is that Kelly Clarkson is getting a chance to judge as is Mary J Blige. I would love Mary J to be a judge all season long. You absolutely know she wouldn't take any crap at all from Simon and would put him in his place in a second. She doesn't need the job and so wouldn't need to kiss his ass. I think all the other judges are scared of Simon and know that he can keep them or not and so show a deference to him he probably doesn't deserve. Mary J is her own woman and knows what she is talking about and I bet Simon would never once correct her. That could make for a very good season.

Ben Widdicombe Blind Items

Which fashion designer's bicoastal (and quite possibly bipolar) husband hasn't quite kicked his addiction to nicotine? One former employee recalls being on a private jet with the hot-tempered power-player just after it took off for the five hour flight to the West Coast, when he pulled out a cigarette and asked one of his flunkies for a light. "Nobody had one," recalls the former peon. "We were terrified. We seriously considered asking the pilot to land in Kansas or somewhere so [redacted] could get a light. We were all like -- 'are we fired?'"

Today's Blind Items

This C- list actress with B list name recognition used to be a B or B+ movie star. She then got into drugs and basically withered away her career. It happens. She had begun making a comeback last year but had to drop out of a movie because she needed surgery. What kind of surgery? Because of her past nose candy use, her entire nose had to be reconstructed and then had to have surgery on both of her cheeks as well. After taking almost an entire year off to recover she is back working and is in a big fall movie.

Random Photos Part One

Gina Gershon and John Stamos get the top spot today. I love them both and I really don't understand why the tabloids don't get excited about them. Why does everything have to be about who Jennifer Aniston is dating or Renee and Bradley. John & Gina are actually the couple most likely to make a sex tape and not care who sees it so that is a win/win.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney and her agent are no longer boyfriend and girlfriend. The Enquirer called Britney for a response but all they heard was, "hrgmph, lollipop."
Chace Crawford and Sebastian Stan. Please feel free to make your own captions.
Courtney Love helping out a homeless man. Of course as much money as she has lost the past few years maybe he is giving her money and telling her to eat some food.
Diane Kruger isn't looking as put together as she usually does.
Erin Andrews in GQ
Umm, did Eva Amurri get bigger since the last time we saw her?
Is Eli Roth wearing lipstick?
The Flaming Lips - Los Angeles
It has been awhile since there have been any Jennifer Espositio pictures.
And this could possibly be the first Jennifer Garner picture without her kids.
The first Mr. Jolie. I know I say it every time I post a photo of Jonny Lee Miller but you have to see Hackers.
Julia Stiles is to Bourne what Kirsten Dunst is to Spiderman. An easy way to earn a living.
The Jessica Simpson collection at Macy's. I was looking for Pete Wentz to see if he was trying any of it on, but I don't see him.
Mick Jagger has his model children and now so does Keith Richards.
The first time I have seen a photo of Kelly Rutherford's new baby.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Marion Cotillard on the set of their new movie.
Aah, what the hell. One Lindsay Lohan photo won't crash the site. Knock on wood.
Speaking of Lindsay Lohan she is going to be in a new movie co-starring Jessica Alba. This is Jessica working on said movie. Last week Jessica was filming a movie with Anne Hathaway. That is a good move for her career. This week with Lindsay Lohan? Fail.
Naomi should have got in with Liev and heir son.
The first time I think I have ever seen a genuine Madonna smile.
Mischa Barton walking the streets of New York.
And in a promo for her new show.
Mike Myers and "guest."
Marcus just keeps getting skinnier.
The first time in recorded history that Paul Shaffer had his photo taken by a pap.
Rob & Sheri Zombie were thisclose to getting the top spot.
Renee scares me. I'm sure she is very nice, but she scares me.
For some reason I really like this photo of Zac Posen.

Richard Hatch Is An Idiot

Did anyone watch The Today Show this morning? For those of you not in the US you probably can't watch the video because NBC is like that. They don't care about the rest of the world. So, let me summarize it for you. Richard Hatch says he went to jail because he is gay. WTF? Umm, you went to jail because you tried to screw the US Government out of their rightful share of taxes off your Survivor winnings. The tax man doesn't care if you have sex with donkeys and get paid for it as long as you report the income from having sex with those donkeys.

The government looks at the numbers and doesn't check their gaydar before deciding to prosecute. Oh, and instead of just admitting he was wrong and maybe got some leniency he decided to lie during the trial while under oath. What did that have to do with being gay?

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Nicole Kidman On Project Runway

So for the past few hours I have been thinking about how I feel in regards to Nicole Kidman being on Project Runway. She is going to be on the All-Star Edition which airs prior to the season premiere. Both will be on Thursday so I guess I know how I will be spending my Thursday night. I don't know if Nicole is going to be a judge. Access Hollywood said she is scheduled to be the one who presents the challenge or is a part of the challenge. Usually though when that happens the person who establishes the challenge also gets to be the judge. Whenever Nicole is involved in something that doesn't require her to memorize lines she can be fairly funny and charming and so I think this will actually be kind of interesting to see.

I was going to watch the show anyway and it isn't like I have to watch Lindsay Lohan judge or anything. Oh wait she is going to be a judge on the regular version.

Team Santino

Paula Abdul Equals Brian Dunkleman

TMZ had a little blurb today about Paula Abdul telling them she has something in the works. Yeah, yeah, I am sure she does but guest appearances do not really qualify as "in the works." At the end of the blurb they mentioned Dunkleman. I had totally forgotten about the guy and so decided to see what happened to him since he left American Idol.

Does anyone remember Brian Dunkleman? This is a guy who left American Idol voluntarily because he thought he would have a better career off the show rather than on it. Like the rest of us Paula obviously forgot about Dunkleman and what happened to his career after he decided to pull the plug on Idol. He told The Howard Stern show that he still holds a grudge against Ryan Seacrest and is jealous. You think so? You think it is any more so now that Ryan just signed a deal for $45M over three years? They were both unknown when American Idol started and now it seems like Ryan controls the world and Brian is out trying to peddle a show about his life called American Dunkleman.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which ageing singer has become so obsessed with Botox and fillers, his friends have started calling him 'Frank', after Frankenstein's Monster...

So You Think You Can Dance's Alex Da Silva Arrested For Rape

You might remember that back in April, Alex Da Silva was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting at least four women from 2002 through 2009. At that time the prosecutors decided to drop the charges because they felt that more investigating needed to be completed. Well, apparently the investigation has been completed because this morning the former SYTYCD choreographer was arrested at his house and charged with eight felony counts: four counts of forcible rape, two counts of assault with intent to commit rape and two counts of sexual penetration by a foreign object.

If he is convicted of the charges he faces life in prison. I guarantee you that if he did this with four women there are probably lots more victims out there who have not come forward and there were probably even more unwanted advances that didn't lead to anything. I was disgusted when the prosecutors dropped the charges earlier this year and had honestly thought they had given up. I am glad to see I was wrong.

Alex was on SYTYCD for every season but this past one.

Demi Moore Got Rumer Willis Strippers For Her Birthday

I love my dad. I really do, but I don't have any desire to go to a strip club with him. I don't want to watch him get lap dances or realize that he has been a hundred times before. That is just me though. I am sure there are lots of you who would enjoy going with one of your parents to a strip club. Apparently Demi decided that sharing lap dances with her daughter would be fun and so she arranged for the two men in the above picture to do just that.

Rumer seems to be enjoying herself so that is all that matters. I didn't realize it was possible to see someone blushing in a photo from 20 feet away in the dark, but now that I look at Rumer I know it is possible. Although I wouldn't want to share this kind of outing with my parent, maybe she is used to seeing Ashton perform for her mom and so it is ok with her. Maybe for her second party, her dad got her some strippers as well.

Celine Dion Is Having Michael Jackson's Baby

I know the headline is ridiculous, but when I heard today that Celine Dion was pregnant my first response was that I didn't even know her husband was still alive. I guess I was wrong. Apparently he is still alive and somehow the two of them have managed to get Celine pregnant. Her rep said it was through IVF so it isn't like she and Rene Angelil had sex for her to get pregnant. How old was she when he left his wife for her? I can't remember. I know he mortgaged his house for her when she was 12. I can't imagine knowing someone when I was an adult and they were 12 and then having sex with them. Shudder.

Anyway, read this statement from her rep and see if you find anything odd about it. "We can confirm she is pregnant. She just found out yesterday."

The Journal de Montreal reported that Dion underwent fertility treatment at a clinic in New York and is due to give birth next May.

Someone help me with the math, but when her rep said Celine just found out she was pregnant, apparently Celine must have got the call and then called the Journal de Montreal because she can't be more than like a couple of weeks pregnant. I can't believe she told the world so soon.

Robin Wright Penn Really Confuses Me

Apparently at some point in the past few months I must have fallen asleep and missed the day when Robin Wright Penn decided to not reconcile with Sean Penn. Did everyone else miss that as well? I think at this point we should review the time line. Sean Penn goes on vacation with the wife and kids and gets caught by his wife in a hotel room with a Russian hooker. Or was it two? Then you had Robin leaving him. They then reconciled. Then we have the Academy Awards where Sean totally blew off his wife in his acceptance speech and then after the show threw her under the biggest bus he could find. Then you have Sean filing for divorce and Robin goes on her merry way to Cannes and starts to live her life and then the two are back together.

But wait. According to the September issue of MORE Magazine, Robin and Sean never reconciled. Huh? Robin gave an interview to the magazine and the magazine says that she said that she wasn't going to reconcile with Sean. They don't have her quoted as saying that in the excerpt on their site though. What they do have her quoted as saying is, "I hit that crossroad a while ago. For Robin [she gestures toward herself], the ‘I know what I don’t want’ was flashing neon lights.” Still, she’s not bitter. “I have no regrets. I, we, have two amazing children we raised together.”

She also wants you to know that at least twice a week she pulls over to the side of the road to cry because one of her kids is about to go to college and the other isn't far behind. As for her career she says, “I think I’ve always been a follow-the-leader with my career, or maybe waiting for things to happen. Now I’m like, ‘I’m OK—I know the direction, whoever’s on board can go with me. I think I f*cked myself by not being strong enough. Waffling—you know, ‘Can I do this?’ I think that’s being young and finding out who you are, and all of a sudden, post-40, you just go, ‘I do know. I have the answer.’ There’s not as much questioning of my abilities.”

I think the whole waffling thing isn't confined to her career. I think the quote where she talks about her career is a more accurate representation of what is going on and has gone on in her life.

I wouldn't be surprised if they are still together or not together or are doing some kind of Tommy Lee and Pamela thing but without the diseases and the bad plastic surgery.

Mindy McCready Released The McSteamy Tape

Yesterday afternoon I thought about posting something about the Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane and Kari Ann Peniche tape, but there really isn't much to talk about. I think the picture of Rebecca smoking crack in a bathtub with another woman was much more juicy, and it isn't like there is any actual sex going on in the tape. For those of you who have not seen it, and want to, you can click here. (NSFW because there is some nudity including Eric Dane)

Part of the story yesterday was who leaked the tape. Most people assumed it was Kari Ann since she could use the publicity and the career boost. It turns out though that it was probably Mindy McCready. If you watch Celebrity Rehab than you know that Mindy and Kari Ann were roommates. Mindy for drugs and alcohol and Kari Ann for sex addiction. In the show, Mindy was always accusing Kari Ann of stealing money and things and so according to the NY Daily News, Mindy got back at Kari Ann by stealing Kari Ann's hard drive. On the hard drive was this video. At some point in the past couple of months, Rebecca, Eric, Kari Ann, Mindy and some lawyers got together to decide who was going to own the various items on the hard drive. Eric won the video, but it still got released. Who did it? That is the big question. When confronted by Eric & Rebecca's lawyer, Kari Ann denied doing it, so if you believe her and that is a big if, that means it was probably Mindy. Either that or Eric is really proud of his d**k and wanted the world to see it.

Ben Widdicombe Blind Items

Which curvy celebrity with a lucrative fragrance deal and defunct fashion line doesn't like to admit she's packed on a few pounds since the height of her fame? Her assistant has learned to ask for labels of a smaller size sewn into the fashion samples she calls in for her famously tempestuous boss.

Today's Blind Items

I guess this guy is a reality show host. The show is not really scripted although it does manage to usually bring out the tears. Anyway, the host likes to make it seem like everything on the show is all his idea when actually it is a team of people and he shows up for five minutes and takes the credit. He is also trying to sell the ideas that the other people have created and pass them off as his own.

Random Photos Part One

If you run a 9.58 in the 100 meters you get the top spot. Usain Bolt was pretty damn fast in Berlin yesterday. That is unbelievable. To put it into driving perspective he ran about 28 m.p.h or about 47 k.p.h
Alec Baldwin shows why he is an actor and not an athlete.
Also playing softball were Jean Reno who I am glad to see doing better and former pimp and now talk show host James Lipton.
Oh, and Lori Singer.
Antonio Sabato Jr. is not a bad looking man.
Beyonce on the other hand. Look at all the people staring at her hair.
The family Bure.
And the family Johnson.
Charlize Theron alone on the beach in Malibu. No doubt she is probably singing the pina colada song in her mind.
Drew Barrymore looks great here.
And can I say that I have actually missed having Hugh Jackman in the pictures.
Holly Madison and Kevin King.
The only thing missing from this photo is Joe Francis. The guy on the left is Joey Buttafuoco and the guy on the right owns the Bunny Ranch.
From now on Jon Cryer will only be referred to on the site as Duckie.
Jefferson Starship - New York
Jessica Simpson and CaCee Cobb filming Jessica's new beauty show in Japan. Did they make Ken Paves dress like this also?
Lily Allen broke down in tears in Finland during her show. She said she fell and hurt her back and the pain killers weren't doing their job.
Laura Bennett and Brian Batt at the Mad Men season premiere party in Times Square.
I thought Jesus was supposed to walk on the water not take a boat.
Do you love Dark Shadows? Here are Marie Wallace and Kathryn Leigh Scott.
Total drunken randomness. Pamela Anderson and Suzanne Somers.
Patricia Arquette looks really good here.
Paul Mitchell and his wife. I wonder how often she gets her hair done?
Kevin Smith always wears his denim shorts and Robert Rodriguez always wears his hat and jacket.
Happy 21st birthday Rumer Willis. Here she is with her boyfriend.
I think those three spots on Sienna Miller's shoulder are for each married guy she has dated.
Cute, but posed.
Cute, but posed, Part 2
Zac Efron looks about 12 here.

Nick & Jessica - Not Going To Happen

I know there are message boards all over the internet that are counting down the days until Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson reunite just so they can watch new episodes of Newlyweds. While they wait for those episodes they discuss every possible theory and story and grasp on to any crumb no matter how small that their beloved couple will reunite. Drew Lachey said over the weekend that those people may as well go ahead and get a job because that reunion isn't going to happen. US Weekly asked him this weekend if there was a chance at a reunion of the couple and he said, "On the record or off the record? No on both."

Although I doubt they will ever get back together again, I would not bet against them reuniting for a television show. Why can't you have a reality show featuring them? They could even live together for the filming and each could bring home dates and Jessica could say dumb things and it wouldn't be any worse than most reality shows. Plus, it would give each of their careers a boost and make them relevant again.

Katie Holmes Has A Clothing Line

If you feel like you have not been contributing enough to Scientology, then this fall is your chance. Katie Holmes is introducing a new line of clothes that will be sold at Maxfield. Now granted I don't know what Katie spends her money on and maybe she doesn't even give a dime to Scientology, but do you really want to take that chance? Are you that desperate for some rolled up jeans and really baggy shirts?

I will admit that Katie can look really good on a red carpet and that is apparently what caused her to get into designing and making a buck or two. Last year Katie co-designed the dress she wore to the Tropic Thunder premiere (see photo above) and thought she should share her designing knowledge and skill with the rest of the world. I'm always appreciative when stars are willing to share their gifts with all of us. I know that since we are not celebrities that we are incapable of doing anything like that on our own or making good decisions so I'm grateful for all of their assistance and skill. It is like one day they are nobodies and have no fashion sense and can't design anything and then they are in a movie, and wham, they know what is best for us.

Thank you Katie.

Joe Jackson Is A Tool

For years and years I didn't have to think about Joe Jackson or ever hear him speak. The only time he ever entered into my consciousness would be when I was flipping through the television and would stumble on one of those really bad made for tv movies about The Jackson's. Other than that my life had no Joe Jackson in it.

Now it seems he is absolutely everywhere and is making as many dollars as he can until he has the chance to go through Katherine's purse. And by purse I mean she is going to get 40% of Michael's estate and I know for sure Joe is going to be helping himself to some of that. And what should happen if say Katherine were to die first and leave that 40% to Joe?

The NY Daily News reported today that Michael Jackson is going to be buried on August 29th at 10am. They learned this from Joe who wants privacy for the funeral. Uh huh. Then why in the hell did you tell everyone when and where? He told this to the News while holding court at the Palms hotel with a woman he just signed to his record label. Joe has a record label? He also plugged the Palms hotel and said he was going to be back at The Palms right after the funeral. Autographs will be just $25 and he will be selling bags of dirt from around Michael's grave for another $100 a bag. I totally made up those last two things, but would you really put it past the guy? Plus, I am not convinced they are actually going to put Michael in the ground. Why is Joe spending so much time in Vegas?

TLC Executives Have Massive Orgasm - Tunisian Woman Set To Have 12 Kids

So what in the heck is the word for having 12 kids? Apparently it is not insanity, but rather duodecaplets. It sounds like Romeo & Juliet's family, not the name for twelve kids. A woman in Tunisia was given IVF and sometime this month she is expected to give birth to 12 kids. Although neither she or her husband speak a word of English, they did somehow manage to learn the words, "reality show."

The husband, who teaches Arabic at a local high school outside of Tunis said, "In the beginning, we thought that my wife would give birth to twins, but more fetuses were discovered. Our joy increased with the growing number."

Yeah, well wait until you are having to feed and change 12 of them all day and night and then tell me how much joy you are having. Seriously? 12 babies all at once. That is absolutely crazy. How many babies is is actually possible to give birth to? Octomom has the world record with 8 so this is a huge step up. This absolutely blows my mind.

Kerry Katona Is Not Coke Mom But Wants To Be

Apparently Coke Mom is not the only mother who loves doing blow while the kids are at home. Kerry Katona was caught on video by the great people over at News Of The World snorting some coke in her bathroom. Are we guessing the husband sold her out or one of her employees? Anyway, it isn't so much the fact that she did coke in her own home, it is that her kids were there and when she left the bathroom she leaves the bag of coke out. Note to celebrities. If you are going to do coke at home with the kids, please put your coke away so the kids can't reach it when you are not using it.

Sure, I know you like to have it handy and available for when you get that free 30 seconds while the kids are distracted or there is a commercial on television, but try and put it out of their reach. Oh, and whatever that UK chain of stores is that pays Kerry a zillion dollars to be their spokesperson, are you possibly going to rethink that? Please.

Paula Abdul Wants $100M To Guest Star On Ugly Betty

My headline above has no basis in reality. I mean I don't know how much money Paula Abdul wanted to guest star on Ugly Betty but apparently it was a lot because they turned her down. I really don't understand her at all. All the rumors and whispers say she will be back on American Idol. Part of me agrees with that but I think it would be at slightly over her old salary. I also don't think it is a done deal.

Why? Well this Ugly Betty fiasco for one thing. They wanted her on the show and she wanted to be on the show and then she gave them a huge number and wouldn't lower it. If you knew you were going back to American Idol and going to make some serious coin you probably wouldn't be playing hard ball for an episode or two of Ugly Betty. If, on the other hand you knew that you need to make as much money as possible then you might try and squeeze your former salary out of the few shows who want you to show up. I hope she realizes there are not an infinite number of shows out there and that eventually she will need to say yes. It is also interesting that if she is making all these plans to guest star on shows for next season that she must not have any shows of her own in development.

Meanwhile, according to the NY Post, Pimpa Joe has been offering up Jessica for Paula's old job saying she would be perfect. I think it is an interesting possibility.

Kneepads Runs A Scandalous Headline

It really is unlike People Magazine to run any kind of scandalous or misleading headline, but over the weekend their editor must have got drunk and decided to shake things up a little bit. Do you remember that car accident Michael Phelps got into on Friday? The one where the entire world seemed to pay attention? Well here is the headline People ran over the weekend.

"Michael Phelps Admits He Drank Before Car Accident"

When you see that headline you read it as he was drunk off his ass. Now the police have already said alcohol wasn't a factor, but if they hadn't you would be reading this and saying, "wow this guy has some issues and why didn't he go to jail," and blah blah blah.

Now I love a great headline like this from People. It shows they are still hiring employees from The Enquirer and UK tabloids. It also makes me wonder if there is a group of people there who don't like being PR flacks for celebrities.

The actual truth to the Michael Phelps drinking headline is that about 90 minutes before he got into his car, Michael had a beer and admitted it. I still love the headline though.

Dancing With The Stars Contestants

All the pictures are courtesy of ABC which is why they look like they have been airbrushed more than any photos in the history of the world. They don't want you thinking they have a bunch of ugly people dancing on their show.



Mya, singer

I like her. She could do very well.
Melissa Joan Hart, actress

I also like Melissa. She will also bring her kids and husband to every episode for the sympathy vote.
Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboy

Don't like him. Most likely to hit on Mya.

Ashley Hamilton, actor, comedian, singer-songwriter

Comedian? Well, I guess the thought of him being married to Shannen Doherty is funny. Isn't Alana Stewart his mom? Would she show up wearing an I love Farrah pin every week and holding a copy of her book? Probably. Most likely to have sex with Paris Hilton.
Aaron Carter, singer

When you are an answer to a blind item and it isn't a kindness, you don't deserve to win. Just saying.
Kathy Ireland, former supermodel-turned-businesswoman

I know lots of you like her, but she just really rubs me the wrong way.Debi Mazar, actress

Entourage. What else do you need? Oh, did she ever have sex with Madonna?

Natalie Coughlin, U.S. Olympic swimmer

Don't know her off the top of my head. The Olympic thing seems to be a regular now on the show.

Louie Vito, snowboarder

I thought it said Don Vito at first and couldn't believe they were going to put a child molester on the show. I have no idea who Louie is, but he looks very cool and seems to love his parents. Does he live at home though? That would make him my favorite.
Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champ

Most likely to come with a new girlfriend each week. Most likely to kick the crap out of Michael Irvin.
Donny Osmond, singer

Wants to faint just like his sister. I am predicting he makes it to the final four.


Tom DeLay, former Republican congressman

Seriously?

Macy Gray, singer

An interesting place for her to make a comeback.
Joanna Krupa, model and actress

Most likely to get hit on.
Mark Dacascos, Iron Chef personality

It's the Iron Chef. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.


Kelly Osbourne, reality star

Sharon and Ozzy there for every show? Kelly is the most likely to quit.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which D-list relationship recently ended when the gal found out her man's secret vice was boy-on-boy action?