No Four For Friday today and there won't be any updates on Monday. I am taking the weekend off in the RV as I said before and I hope everyone else has a great weekend also. Be safe, but have fun and I will see you all back here next week.
Amber Tamblyn Gets the top spot today. Here she is reading from her new book Bang Ditto which you all need to go buy. For those of you who requested the book, it will be shipping your way hopefully next week. (ECA)
And Amber's lovely mom Bonnie.
Notice the photographer running full speed behind Ashlee Simpson. I'm guessing he saw a real celebrity.
Bear Grylls has been absent from the photos for awhile.
Jamie Lynn Sigler on the set of Ugly Betty.
And one during the day.
Jessica Simpson walking the runway in Paris. Seriously.
Our SATC picture of the day is Kim Cattrall. The woman behind her is unimpressed.
Kid Rock - New York
Liz Taylor at the Michael Jackson funeral.
Madonna in Jordan.
Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis at the Michael Jackson funeral.
Mickey Rourke assumes his natural pose when seeing a policeman. He wasn't arrested. Just goofing.
"Here she comes just walking down the street singing doo wah diddy"
Robert Downey Jr. and Susan Downey headed to the DJ AM funeral.
Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane also attended.
Rumer and mom at Rumer's premiere.
Susan Sarandon on the set of her new movie.
Kathy Griffin pulling a Kate Gosselin.
As we slide into the last weekend of summer, I thought it would be fun to look back at this past summer or any summer if you like, but name the thing you most enjoyed about this summer or what you will most remember about this summer. As Michael K said before it has definitely been the summer of death, but I was hoping we could look at positive things that happened to you. As for me, well it will probably be this weekend as I head out in an RV. Yes, I have decided to see just how much damage a fat man can do behind the wheel of a 40 foot long vehicle. I got inspired when I was watching the episode of Entourage where the gang grabs Eric Roberts and they head out to Joshua Tree. Way too hot for me there, but I thought maybe a trip up north might be fun and so am taking mom and dad and meeting some friends along the way and I went to Costco yesterday and bought 50 pounds of bacon. That should hopefully get me through the weekend.
So, tell me your stories. This year or a summer past.
Which married media figure was more than a little flushed when he called in a plumber to unblock a lavatory? The loo is near a bedroom he uses to woo women and the plumber fished out 25 condoms. We're sure the bloke had an innocent explanation for his wife...
Ryan Jenkins's sister was on Good Morning America this morning. She was asked among other things whether she was the person who drove Ryan Jenkins to the hotel where he hung himself. She declined to answer so I think we all assume that is a big yes. She is not going to be charged with a crime so there was no reason for her to not answer yes or no.
She was also asked whether she believed her brother committed the crime. She said, "Until proven without a doubt I have to say my brother is innocent." Well, I don't know how much more proof she needs. I guess she is looking for the Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane defense that there must be a photo showing it before there can be guilt.
TMZ released some pictures showing Jasmine Fiore being very intimate with her ex husband in the days prior to her death. Not intimate like sex intimate but some kissing and groping. Jasmine's ex had just been released from prison. Alena was asked if that could have set her brother off. Alena said no because Jasmine "was a bit of a show off" who "would quite often expose her breasts in public."
Nice. To see the video, click here. To see the photos of Jasmine and her ex, click here.
US Weekly is reporting that someone told them who told someone else who told their best friend's sister that they saw Ferris at 31 flavors and that he passed out. Oh, wait I lost track. Anyway, someone told someone that Katherine Heigl has given up her multi-pack a day cigarette smoking habit. I think that is great. Fantastic even, but I am not sure why you need to share it with the world. Just stop for the sake of stopping and not to get accolades from the rest of the world. Why? Because if you slip or something then the entire world of paps is going to get your picture smoking a cigarette and then bloggers are going to jump all over it. Just be happy you stopped and keep it to yourself. We don't need a day by day account of how wonderful you think you are for quitting.
A few weeks back, I told you about a scene in the new Kardashian show called Khloe & Kourtney Because We Want Money Too. In te scene, Khloe is confronted by her sisters after they find coke in her purse. Khloe then spun this story about how someone left it in the changing room and she picked it up and put it in her purse because a customer was coming in the store. Uh huh.
Well, now it turns out there is more. While in Miami, Khloe was given a weekly radio show and during the show she took out the vial of coke and started talking about it.
"I have never done coke, I'm just not into that stuff. Look what I found at my store! It's like coke, I don't know, but what do you do? Do you like snort it through here?"
As she mimed snorting the substance, she added: "I'm so high! It's not mine, it's just cocaine, it's not mine!"
So, let me get this straight. She found this coke on the floor and was going to throw it away but didn't have time so put it in her purse. Later she still happens to have the coke in her purse and brings it out on a radio show? If she was so freaked out about it why didn't she throw it away? Then to make her claim even more dubious she says that she had never even seen coke before in her life until she picked up that vial. Uh huh.
We have all been there. We have been in a store when a child starts crying or begging or whining. Hell, it doesn't have to be a child. Even to this day when I go to the grocery store with my mom, I can throw a pretty good tantrum if she decides to try and buy something green and leafy.
Normally though I think are thoughts are not so much as why can't that parent get the kid to be quiet, but more sympathy, because there are so few options a parent has to deal with a crying child. We don't know why they are crying. It might not be because they couldn't have the candy or toy or latest Jonas Brothers trading cards. It could be because they are sick or just had shots or really tired.
You just never know. I do know though that I wouldn't deal with it by walking up to the kid and slapping them. Apparently though Roger Stephens doesn't live in the same world you and I do, because he was in a Georgia Wal-Mart when a two year girl wouldn't stop crying. Stephens who is 61 and looks like the crankiest a-hole ever walked up to the kid and said to the mother of the child that if she wouldn't stop the child from crying he would make her stop. Well, she kept crying and he slapped the girl four or five times and then said, "See, I told you I would get her to shut up."
He was then arrested and charged with first degree cruelty to children.
Apparently Susan Boyle is still popular. How popular you ask? Well her new record is at the top of Amazon's album charts knocking off Whitney Houston and The Beatles. The crazy thing is her record hasn't even been released yet and isn't sue to hit stores until November 24th.
In fact, she hasn't even finished the album yet. I think she is good, but is she better than Whitney Houston and The Beatles? What if the album sucks? Maybe everyone is just buying it for Christmas or something, but I would like to hear a song or two before I committed to buying the actual album.
According to Susan's reps she celebrated the news with a trip to Harrods and then some other shopping. It didn't take her long to start spending that money.
You may be saying to yourself, who in the hell is Jack Tweed and why should I be interested in him? Well, it is the Friday before Labor Day and if you are stuck at work while the rest of the office called in sick, then there has to be something to read. Jack is the convict who married Jade Goody. Jade of course was the UK reality star turned pariah turned national treasure when she was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before she passed away this year Jack was allowed out of jail to marry her.
Now it turns out Jack could be headed back to jail. A teenager this morning filed a report with police claiming she had been sexually assaulted by Jack and another man. There are not that many details at this time but Jack has said he has struggled since Jade passed away. He was struggling long before that, but this is what he had to say about his own behavior since she died.
"I don't really know how I'm bearing up at the moment. I'm drinking quite a lot, which I shouldn't be. I shouldn't be saying it but I don't want to lie to anyone and I am drinking quite a lot and I've got to go and see someone or I've got to stop."
Get ready for a gay, anonymous-sex hookup gone wrong—hunky movie-star style! Now, our latest Blind Vice entrant, Topher Hairy-Tuchus, has made an appearance before in the Awful Truth, but only as a supporting player—this totally handsome stud was never christened with his own moniker. Until now, anyway! And since Toph's made it into our sexyass annals, seems like he's dutifully checking off every other last step required for getting (and staying) on the Vice A-list. Lauded movies, check. Hot bod, check. Famous female companions, check. Totally closeted homo, check and then some!
'K, so a doable dude who secretly prefers the company of men is as common in H'wood as a paparazzi fender bender outside the Ivy. But it's where and how THT seeks his men that's quite noteworthy and somewhat unusual, considering how unglamorous it truly is...
Topher could nab any leading lady he wants (and he has), but when it comes to his men moods, THT goes to Craigslist. Maybe you shouldn't go looking for lovers the same place you get cheapo couches and scalped concert tickets, but no one told Toph that. And hey, his Internet dabbling worked, since somebody replied to his ad looking for a good, quickie time. No names needed, just body parts, and meaty ones at that.
Hook, line and sink 'im: Once Topher had lured his catch to the house, he went far out of his way to keep this nooky expedition under wraps—he even set up a sheet with a hole in it where all the action would take place, keeping identities secret on either side. A "glory hole" one would call it, of course, except this particular hole was cut out of fine linen (what a waste!) as opposed to etched into a dingy bathroom stall wall. Guess that makes it so much more romantic, no?
THT was ready for some clandestine action, but when Topher's gentleman showed up, the lured dude didn't want to keep it nearly as anonymous as Hairy-T. The guy refused to partake unless he could see THT's face—to check for sores (and let's be honest, to make sure he would be doing a hot guy). THT refused to budge on this bang request, but the guy swung the sheet back anyway to find one of the most wanted celebs staring back at him!
'Course, they both went through with the unsheeted deed, even after the unveiling of Topher's famous face. What horny man in the world wouldn't? What I want to know is why the ef doesn't THT use nondisclosure forms instead of stupid 300-count sheets? What a moron!
And It Ain't:
Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson, Chris Pine
This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the other day when he ran over his neighbor's cat with his car and killed it. The neighbor saw the entire incident and screamed. Our actor stopped the car and took a look at what happened and said, "I don't have time for this right now. I have to get to work. We can talk about it tonight when I get home." He has yet to talk to the neighbor or say he was sorry.
Hugh Jackman gets the top spot today because he is still out there selling tickets to Wolverine which had it's premiere in Japan.
Ashley Greene headed back to Los Angeles. With the exception of say the top three stars in these Twilight movies, I need to say the rest of them are about as down to earth as you are going to find for people who are photographed almost constantly. When they fly, which they do every week, it is very rare for them to go to the First Class lounges. For the most part they stick around and wait with everyone else even though they know they will be photographed and asked for autographs. They don't hide out in their hotel rooms and are really nice people. I give lots of crap to celebrities who think they are better than everyone else, but this cast is pretty down to earth.
Competing with Ashley Greene for who can carry the most stuff at one time is Common who is carrying all of Serena Williams' stuff.
Barcelona Fashion week this week. Apparently mosquito netting can now be worn.
Don't think the 80's are back? Think again. It's like watching Terminator and Pretty In Pink at one time.
I threw up more than a little when I saw this.
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day award goes to Gabriel Garko & Laura Torrisi.
"Welcome to Fantasy Island."
Hayley Wood at the DJ AM funeral.
Travis Barker was also there.
When did they start giving out stars at Karate class?
I guess that Jessica Alba hair color from yesterday was real and not a wig. Here she is with Kelly Sawyer.
Jennifer Connelly in InStyle. Notice that the heels don't reach the ground. I am no fashion expert, but it would seem that this would be a difficult way to walk.
With these boots you don't even need pants.
Yes, yes, this is Lo Bosworth. Forget about her for a second and focus on the metal grate on which she is standing. That grate is my enemy. I cannot tell you how many times I have tripped on that thing and fallen to the ground. Granted I was drunk each of those times, but it is my enemy.
Not in a million years would I let Lindsay Lohan hold my baby.
Senior prom night 2009.
Melissa Gilbert and her newest way to make money. Prairie-cize.
Two days in a row of SJP. We need different cast members. So, here is Cynthia Nixon and
David Eigenberg.
Shia LaBeouf and his driver. I mean girlfriend, Carey Mulligan.
Almost a smile from Sam Ronson. Almost. Oh, and Benji Madden.
Scott Weiland - Las Vegas
Tyra Banks and Bow Wow. If they became a couple they would be called Ba Bo Wo which is also the name of a Star Wars character.
Viggo. Enough said.
How many have you been out to eat? Show of hands? Yes, it looks like everyone. Now, when I go to a restaurant, there are what I like to call tables. Most of the tables have chairs, although the place I most prefer to sit has one really long table and lots of stools. No matter where you choose to sit at the restaurant, there is one law that can't be changed. There are a finite number of tables that can be squeezed into the restaurant and when those are full you have to do something called waiting.
Apparently however, Salma Hayek missed this day of math class and found herself at Chateau Marmont's restaurant yesterday when their finite supply of tables and chairs were all comfortably occupied. So, what did Salma do? According to Radar, Salma freaked the hell out and yelled in Spanish and English at the hostess because there wasn't a table ready for Salma. Salma's friends tried to calm her down, but Salma just kept right at it and didn't stop until some customers had finished their meal and a table opened up.
I'm guessing Salma wanted the hostess to go to a table and forcibly eject someone because when there are no seats there are no seats. This wasn't someone pretending there were no seats. There actually were not any. I'm thankful her kid wasn't there to see it, but will probably end up with the same sense of entitlement if mom can't even realize there was no room for her to sit down.
Oprah basically threw Chris Brown under a well deserved bus today and doesn't care who knows it. Chris had whined to People Magazine about Oprah being mean to him and that she should be grateful for everything he had done for her.
People asked Chris about the show Oprah did on domestic violence right after the Rihanna beating and this is what Chris said. "I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a problem,' but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, 'Okay, I'm going to help both of these people out.'"
A slap in the face? Seriously? She slapped you? WTF? What about the beating you gave to Rihanna? You just want her to ignore that? Did you want her to put you on her show and say nice things? Please. Oprah responded today to Chris' remarks by saying "Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs."
Welcome to the real world Chris. Good job Oprah.
Rumer Willis must really be desperate from some work. It isn't often that an actress just comes right out and says, "hey, I'm willing to get naked for a movie." But, in Rumer's case she is more than willing as long as it is not just for the sake of getting naked and advances the plot line and such. Uh huh. For the craft.
"If it's nudity just because they want you to get naked in a movie, then I'm kind of like, 'You know what? No.' But if it's kind of pivotal, and it helps move the story along, then yeah, sure I'll do it."
In what is sure to be disappointing to Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson, Rumer has no desire for her dad to see the movie or come to the movie or in any way see her naked. Looks like Bruce and I have something in common. I don't want to see Rumer naked either.
Apparently Russell Simmons decided that Ashley Dupre needed a forum to be heard or decided that we needed to hear what she had to say or she put out for him. I haven't quite figured that one out yet. Ashley Dupre is the hooker who turned tricks with the former Governor of New York. Well, now that it has been a year or so, Ashley wants you to remember her so she went off on a rant on Russell Simmons' site Global Grind. I am ashamed to say I don't know the site, but sounds like a tour of strip clubs around the world.
Anyway, Ashley's post was taken down, but thanks to the wonders of the internet, both the NY Post and Kneepads have excerpts from her rant. Oh, if you want the short version she says that all women are basically hookers just like her.
"I know many women who target guys with money and use them to get these things. They toy with them, flirt, go on dates, have sex and then drop hints about that new dress . . . or being short on rent money -- and the guys deliver it."
"I see this all over New York City. Some women aren't as vindictive, but still dive into relationships with wealthy guys who they don't love or even find attractive, but they stay in it because they have a nice home, a car and spending money," she wrote.
"They would rather stay in an unfulfilling or loveless relationship than lose that security."
"Is what I did any more dishonest? Get real and get over yourself."
Ashley then goes on to plug her new CD and says for an extra $500 she will come over to your house and deliver it in person. And you can even leave your socks on. This is the last gasp of someone who didn't even get 15 minutes and doesn't deserve 15 minutes.
The latest issue of The National Enquirer accuses Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane of taking drugs at a party. At this point I think all of us would be more shocked if they went to party and didn't take drugs. The report says that back in 2008 the couple were spotted snorting a white powder. Gasp.
A source said, "I think Eric and Rebecca were there to get high. It didn't take long before she asked where the coke was. They went into another room and started snorting lines of cocaine. I watched them do it... I saw Rebecca snort lines a couple of times - and Eric at least once."
I'm surprised Rebecca didn't pull out her crack pipe and show everyone how to really get high. The couple was asked to respond to the article and this is what they had to say. "It's mean and untrue. If it happened, where are the photos?"
Yes, dammit. Where are the photos? Where are the photos of every single person taking drugs who have ever taken drugs? That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard today. From now on the rule of law in this country says that everyone is innocent unless there is a picture. So sayeth Rebecca and Eric's publicist.
Earlier today I posted the remarks Tim Gunn made about the slobification of America and how if you want to dress like you are still in bed, then you need to stay in bed. Zach Galifianakis has taken it to an entirely new level. I haven't seen the New York City bathrobe walk since that mafia guy used to walk the streets to convince the world he was crazy and wouldn't have to go to jail. I keep hoping this is for Funny or Die or some other gotcha type show, but so far it looks legit. Oh, and he was not on a set or going to a set or coming from a set, or anything like it. It looks like Zach decided to say, "F**k it. I'm a movie star and if I want to wear a bathrobe through the streets of New York, then I will."
I'm actually surprised that Russell Brand has not caught onto this already because it would save him so much time during the day when he has sex with his daily six. At least the robe is clean. I love the socks and shoes and how they match. I think flip flops would have been better. Maybe throw in a shower cap and a rubber duck too.
I'm trying to imagine what the reaction would be if Laura Bush or Michelle Obama announced to the world that they had been kidnapped by aliens and taken to the planet Venus. Well, in Japan you don't have to wonder. The new First Lady of Japan claims that not only has she been abducted by aliens, but that she has actually visited Venus. She also enjoys macrobiotic cooking and loves to make clothes from coffee sacks. Hey, she and Gwyneth Paltrow are going to be BFF.
Oh, and lest you think it couldn't possibly get any crazier than what I have written, you are so, so, wrong. See, Miyuki Hatoyama has also met Tom Cruise. No, not recently silly. In their former lives when Tom was Japanese and now she can't wait to make a movie with him.
Well if she saw Xenu, then Tom will be right over. (The picture above is from the time frame when she was abducted by the aliens)
I love Tim Gunn. I'm not going to lie. If I couldn't have a Tom Ford clone to tell me how to dress every morning I would love to have Tim Gunn putting that finger on his cheek and saying, "I don't think so." Not of course that it would do any good. All of my clothes no matter how good they might look on a hangar look like crap the second I put them on. Fat men and suits just don't work well.
Anyway, Tim was interviewed by US Weekly and asked about Jon and Kate's fashion sense. He actually said that Kate's hair wasn't that bad. He didn't love it, but said if she was happy with it then he was happy.
But, when it came to Jon he said,"It is what I refer to as the slobification of America. If you want to dress to feel as though you never got out of bed, then don't get out of bed."
Hey, that sounds just like me. Not the Ed Hardy crap, but I tend to wear everything too big which is what Jon does. I think it makes me look slimmer. Well, at least in my mind. When I wear things too tight you tend to be able to count the fat rolls and that's not fun, although for little children learning to count it can be quite instructional.
As for who Tim Gunn thinks is the best fashion wise. Angelina Jolie and Helen Mirren. He loves Helen Mirren. "Whether she is having lunch in Los Angeles or she's on the red carpet or she's going shopping, she knows who she is. She knows how to present herself to the world and she knows how to look sophisticated and polished." Preach it Brother Tim.
Apparently those tabloid items all of us have been reading about Antonio Banderas leaving Melanie Griffith aren't true. Nope. In quite possibly the shortest video ever posted by Extra, Antonio was asked how Melanie was doing. He said she is doing absolutely wonderful and that he is "not going away." That he is going to stick with his family.
Well, of course she is doing great. I mean this trip to rehab is more like a vacation or a tuneup right? This plan was made years in advance by her doctors so why wouldn't she be alright?
Antonio didn't really stick to the prepared script. You could tel he was kind of surprised by the question and thought all the questions would be about what kind of hair gel he uses or how he takes care of himself to look so darn good looking. Please. I do love the look on Laura Linney's face as Antonio is asked and answers the question. It is an expression of pure I don't know what to do right now so will just sit here and look uncomfortable.
You can watch the video here.
Which prestigious fashion magazine had its Twitter feed temporarily hacked into by a pornographic web site, because its password was "password?"
This B list movie and television actress from a hit network drama went ballistic today when she overheard two crew members making fun of the fact that our actress was in the lowest grossing movie in the history of movies. Bonus points for the movie.
RIP - Frank Milford. Frank Milford passed away yesterday. Standing next to him is his wife Anita Milford. They had been married for 81 years when he passed away. They look pretty damn happy in that picture too.
Not going to be married 81 years are Dominic Cooper and Amanda Seyfried.
This is Brian McFadden. In case you don't know, Brain is the ex of Kerry Katona. Kerry is the one caught on tape snorting coke at home while her children were there. Some of those children are also Brian's children. That was two weeks ago. I believe this is the first time he has gone to check on his kids since this happened. That seems like a REALLY long time to wait.
The tourist smiling behind Brenda Song has no idea who she has just seen.
Thisclose to the top spot for Cruz Beckham today.
Eva Mendes in Venice
Eva up close in Venice. I don't see any cavities.
And after you finish reading the book, you can cook it up in the George Foreman Grill. Tastes just like chicken.
Random Spanish actor of the day is Hugo Silva.
Ashton Kutcher and Jessica Alba on the set of their new movie.
Josh Duhamel is running for his life. I think he found out Fergie tucks.
Jeremy Piven doing something nice for the fans.
Ditto Al Pacino.
Two types of photos of Leonardo DiCaprio. Bikes and basketball games. That's it.
The lovely (see, I used it too) Lori Loughlin.
Lourdes in the new Madonna video.
Madonna in the old Madonna video.
Mel B slipping the tongue to a stranger and then making out with her husband. No, there is no tongue with the stranger, but that is one hell of a kiss for a guy she met in a bar. There might even be some grinding taking place.
Not grinding Mel B, and the better man for it is Michael McKean.
Nigel Barker and the host of Mexico's Next Top Model Elsa Benitez.
The if they were naked this would be porn of the day photo. That is Miss Universe being groped by Miss USA.
Pete Best.
I never did get my Princess picture in a bikini, but the Prince got a new beard.
Forget Pete Wentz. I mean he has to have a name card. Look behind him. Tintin books!!
Sarah Jessica Parker returns to the 80's for SATC2
An up close look.
AnnaLynne McCord isn't in a movie so I'm wondering what her excuse is for this 80's flashback.
The Killers - New York City
The Veronicas - Las Vegas
For years and years Karen Sala has claimed that Keanu Reeves fathered one of her four children. She claims that at some point back in the day she and Keanu had a relationship and she got pregnant and now she wants him to support the child. How much support? How about $150K a month retroactive from 1988 when she said the child was born. Oh, and she also says teh couple was married and so she wants spousal support to the tune of $3M a month retroactive from November 2006.
Karen Sala has wanted a Toronto court to order Keanu to provide a DNA sample so she can prove that he is the father of her baby. Keanu has been fighting it but yesterday Keanu said he would consent to the test just so she would get on with her life and so Keanu doesn't have to go through this anymore.
Keanu's lawyer said that a sample will be provided in the near future and testing completed. Keanu has insisted he has no idea who this woman is. I just wonder why she hasn't gone on Maury. When she finds out Keanu isn't the father I bet she will.
(Thanks Kelly)
Oh Daniel Craig I hope fame isn't going to your head too much. The New York Daily News is reporting today that Daniel asked the producers of the new Broadway show he is starring in with Hugh Jackman for bodyguards. Apparently he doesn't want fans approaching him while he is on the streets of New York. So far that hasn't been a problem because he is sporting a huge handlebar mustache and so no one had recognized him. Now that he has bodyguards though people are noticing him. Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. Bodyguards? Come on. You are James Bond. You don't need bodyguards. I understand if you fear for your safety, but if the sole purpose is to make sure you don't get approached by fans that is the wrong attitude to take.
"Everybody thinks it's funny because the truth is, Daniel rarely gets approached by the public in the street and at restaurants - especially now that he has the huge handlebar mustache for this role."
For his part, Hugh Jackman has not requested any bodyguards at all and doesn't mind interacting with fans.
In all my engagements and marriages I can honestly say that no father-in-law that has called me lovely. There was an uncle-in-law who did but I think he was checking me out so that doesn't count. It is kind of an odd compliment but that is how Emily Blunt's father referred to John Krasinski when Emily's dad was asked about his feelings for John. "We are very happy for her. He is a lovely guy, very bright and a great companion for Emily. We have met him, of course."
Does the statement seem odd to anyone else or have I just had too much caffeine this morning? I don't think I have ever called another guy lovely. Great guy sure. Good looking ok. Lovely? Not so much. And companion? It sounds like he escorting her to a cotillion and not about to get married to her.
Unfortunately he wasn't asked for his opinion of Michael Buble. I'm guessing he doesn't think Michael is all that lovely or a great companion.
OK! has certainly released one of the more funny tabloid covers I have seen in awhile. When you see the cover and read the words it really does look like they are engaged. Even before I get to debunking the whole cover, can we just agree that for Kristen's sake I hope it isn't true. Oh, Rob is a good looking guy and I'm sure very nice, but let me ask you this. If your future spouse had decided to propose to you while you were at work do you think you would find that romantic? Maybe you would. No dinner or anything? Just in between calls or meetings you get proposed to and then it is on to the next task.
On the cover it says he asked her while they were on set. He couldn't wait until they were back in their room or out on a date or sucking down curry poutine at Glowbal? Nope, he did it while they were at work.
Anyway, when you actually open the magazine it doesn't talk about the engagement at all. It doesn't talk about living together or anything like that. All it does say is that on the set they call each other husband and wife as in "Have you seen my husband," or "Have you seen my wife." That's it. Nothing more. Now of course in one of those movies they will be husband and wife so it make sense. This is why you never buy the magazine based on the cover. This also applies to cooking and home decorating magazines. It doesn't apply to New Yorker.
Kevin Federline is at that point where I was about 15 or 20 years ago. It is a line. On one side of the line you say, "hey I'm going to do something about this," and you end up losing all your weight or yo-yo-ing but you make a commitment. The other side of the line says, "I'm doing ok, and I have a girlfriend and I love eating so why should I try to lose weight?" If you choose the second option then you start to expand at a rapid pace because you have given yourself the ok to do it. Kevin is at that point now. As it is it will take him probably six months or a year to lose this weight. Sometimes the thought of that becomes overwhelming so you say meh and just keep eating your way through fast food restaurants and super sizing every meal like Kevin is.
I think when people realize they are a hundred pounds overweight it is too much to process and they should focus instead on losing one pound that week and one pound the next week. Don't try and think in terms of losing 100 pounds because it is too hard and you will end up failing. If your goal is to lose one pound, it is much easier to succeed and therefore you will be motivated the next week to lose another pound. Chances are it will stay off also.
Oh, and P.S., that tattoo on the back of K-Fed is the ugliest tattoo ever. Just saying.
Here's the thing. I am all for the innocent until proven guilty thing except for things that are totally obvious like Chris Brown beating up Rihanna and the Jaycee Duggard case. I don't need a jury to tell me if someone is guilty in a case like that and I sure as hell won't use the word alleged.
Anyway, I put Phil Spector right in that list also and he had his day in court. He had years in court and now he has been found guilty by a jury even though all of us could have told you this a long time ago. So, now that he is in jail for the rest of his life we should move on to new and different things like how I will do in my fantasy football league or what exactly is in fake tanner.
What we shouldn't have to deal with is Phil whining and complaining that he wants a nicer jail. Umm, excuse me. You killed someone. You don't get to pick what jail you are in. It is bad enough the administrators are keeping you separated from other prisoners because of your notoriety. They should have you in the general lockup.
Spector complained that he doesn't want to be in a prison that "houses gangsters and Manson types." Well, then you shouldn't have killed someone. Do you think Lana Clarkson enjoys being dead? Do you think she would have rather lived?
Oh, and do you know what makes this worse? Apparently the Department of Corrections decided to move Spector to a much nicer prison because his complaints attracted the press. Seriously? Unbelievable.
LeAnn Rimes is divorcing her husband. Most of the time it is the spouse who has been cheated on that does the divorcing but in this case I think LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian are ready to move on and move on quickly since Eddie was also the one who did the filing in his case. I don't know if LeAnn is pregnant or what but they are moving very quickly.
I love the statement from LeAnn's publicist. "After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Deane and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage. This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you so much for all of your continued love and support – it is deeply appreciated."
Mutual consideration? Does anyone think there was a chance they would stay together? What kind of considering did they have to do? The only thing to be considered was whether LeAnn was going to pay for Dean's culinary school that he is attending right now. I love how there is the extra "e" at the end of Deane. I think he might spell with the extra letter on like his birth certificate, but he has always gone by Dean so I don't know why they are dragging out the extra "e" now. I'm sure it is supposed to be in a gesture of good will, but all it does is look like LeAnn or her publicist doesn't know how to spell Dean's name.
The statement is pretty cold which I imagine is how LeAnn probably is as well. I give the Eddie thing about another six months before she finds another guy and Eddie goes back to his wife and begs for forgiveness.
Apparently the past few months in Hollywood have been beat up your girlfriend or someone else's girlfriend or in the latest twist in the game played by Hayden Christensen's brother Tove, drag your girlfriend while she hangs onto your car and you speed away.
TMZ is reporting that Hayden's brother was arrested for felony assault with a deadly weapon. It sounds like something out of a movie. I'm not sure how much Hayden's hanger on brother knows about the movie but did get a producing credit on Shattered Glass. Anyway, Tove and his girlfriend got into a fight. Tove then pushed her to the ground and decided to leave in his car. The passenger side window to his car was rolled down and his girlfriend got to her feet and tried to get her purse out of the front seat.
Tove, being the affectionate sort decided to drive away while his girlfriend was half in and half out trying to reach her purse. He dragged her down the street until she fell and then he drove away. The police later found him at his home and arrested him. He is lucky that all he is facing is felony assault with deadly weapon charges. He could have killed her. I think it is fair to say that Tove is the clear front runner for a-hole of the month and it is only the 2nd.
Which internationally famous solo musician, who is paid a small fortune to be a face of a luxury watch manufacturer, actually prefers to wear one made by the competition? His endorsement contract includes a handler whose sole job it is to stop him before he goes on stage to replace his wristwatch with one made by the sponsor.
This Golden Globe Nominated/Winner television actor who is a solid B lister from his body of work is known by the nickname Retch. It is based on one of his characters. The reason he is called this is because whenever he breathes on you you really think you are going to puke. It is not a natural condition. Our actor believes in a pill and vitamin regimen that is the cause. Despite complaints from everyone he keeps taking the pills and forcing everyone who does scenes with our actor to rub Vicks under their nose.
RIP - Chanel (The world's oldest dog who died at 21 on Friday)
The size of Adam Sandler's wallet would put George Costanza to shame.
Bill Engvall playing some golf. Or well, at least posing prior to playing golf. If he was actually playing golf he would probably have a golf club in his hand and be in a much different position.
Bat For Lashes - Hollywood
Brad Pitt gets ready for his performance with The Village People.
Jamie Lynn Spears taking pictures of Britney.
Christie Brinkley and her mother.
Not a chance.
Courteney Cox does have some nice cans though.
David Beckham sure does fly around the world a lot.
Dave Navarro & Billy Corgan - Hollywood
That is a naked man and on the left in the bikini top and skirt is Geri Halliwell.
Who apparently had never seen anything smaller.
Jerry Ferrara looks sad. No Jamie Lynn around to keep him company.
First time appearance for Joe Flanigan.
Joshua Jackson doing some press in Vancouver for Fringe. I'm guessing though fans didn't even notice because of the Twilight actors. Joshua is a much better actor.
Jessica Simpson jetting off to do another beauty special.
A couple of pictures from the fires in LA. Domestic Chicky who designed the site, was evacuated from her home yesterday and I don't think she has been allowed back yet so, my thoughts are with her and her family.
Speaking of Twilight actors, Kristen Stewart appears to be wearing a wig to cover her mullet.
"Come along Jesus. That's a good boy." I would have also accepted, "Come here Jesus, and let me show you where you were born." (Madonna is in Israel)
And then he pushed Mel B off the boat and took all her money.
The legend that is Neil Patrick Harris.
Rob and Marisol Thomas.
Dr. Ruth!!!!
SATC2 started filming. I guess this means Mr. Big is in it. Oh, and Sarah Jessica Parker. I crack myself up.
Also cracked up are Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth who are still friends kind of like Drew and Justin.
The new Smurfs poster.
Whitney Houston - New York
Do you remember back in the day when Naomi Campbell did an ad for PETA? I don't. But, apparently she did. That must have been when she was able to turn down modeling work and still was being seen all the time and being photographed and getting lots of runway work. Now? Not so much. So, when Dennis Basso and his line of furs needed a model, Naomi came running. Naomi doesn't need the money for this campaign. I think between her past earnings and that billionaire guy she snagged she is doing ok in the finances. My guess is that she wanted to be the star of an ad campaign again and if it generated publicity she was all for it. Models have egos just like everyone else and I doubt Naomi gets as many calls as she used to.
Bassos' furs sell for as much as $200K. What is Naomi's response to the outcry? "Yes, I am still wearing fur, but I've made up with that guy from PETA."
In other news, the article says Naomi is 29. Seriously? I really thought she was much older. Much, much older. Not that she looks older, but she has been around forever. Was she 12 when she first started?
I knew this movie was being made and I even knew the basic plot. What I didn't know was that the story for The Men Who Stare At Goats is based on true events in a book of the same name. Really? There are psychic warriors? I really need to read this book.
I understand that Phillip Garrido and his wife are in jail being held without bond for what they did to Jaycee Dugard and her kids. I also understand that the police are investigating a series of murders involving teenagers and prostitutes that have remained unsolved and that Phillip Garrido is a prime suspect. Yesterday they even found a human bone at his house. With all of that being said and the importance of the ongoing investigations how is it that a UK photographer managed to jump the fence at the Garrido property and take all these pictures? After the awful record the sheriff's department already has in this case how can they not take every precaution to make sure that Garrido goes to jail for as many crimes as possible.
At this point now a defense attorney can say any material found on the property like bones or what have you could have been planted there by anyone because if one photographer got in the yard than anyone could get in to the yard. Here are some of the pictures from the tents and yard.
RADAR has another 20 or so pictures to look at.
According to Life & Style, Halle Berry is three months pregnant with her second child. Yes, it is Life & Style, but they have been right a lot lately. Halle, who just turned 43 a couple of weeks ago gave birth to her first child last year.
So, last year Halle got pregnant through IVF, and this year the magazine says she got pregnant through artificial insemination. I really don't know the difference between the two and am too lazy to look it up, but it sounds to me like it must be pretty close to the same right?
Halle's publicist hasn't commented on the report yet, but a source for the magazine said, "Halle is overjoyed. The first time, she struggled so much to get pregnant and eventually conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby was conceived through artificial insemination. She’s just ecstatic to be pregnant again. She wasn’t sure if she’d have another baby, so she’s very happy."
I'm pretty happy for her also. (the picture above is from May, so no baby bump)
I have to tell you right away that the man who filmed himself falling to an almost certain death did live. Paul Lewis jumped out of an airplane at 10,000 feet. Both his main and backup chutes didn't work but yet somehow Paul managed to walk away with only minor injuries. Minor considering he should have died. Apparently the fact that Paul landed on the roof of a hangar rather than the ground is what saved his life. The most interesting part of all this is that Paul filmed every second of the jump. The camera didn't turn off until Paul impacted with the roof.
Apparently back in April there was another teacher scandal down in Florida. It wasn't a teacher having sex with her students or anything, but rather a biology teacher who moonlighted on the weekends as a deckhand on a fishing boat. Apparently her job was to dress in a bikini for this job and when the school she taught at saw photos of her in a bikini they fired her. First of all that seems really odd. Lots of teachers have second jobs and lots of teachers wear bikinis. Teachers even get photographed in their bikinis. Shocker I know.
So, Tiffany Shepherd started sending out resumes. She says she sent out 2500 of them but had no job offers at all. She also says she lost custody of her kids and so turned to a new way to make a living. Porn.
"I'm not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it," Shepherd told Page2live.com. "I'm an educated woman, but I never thought it would come to this. No one gets brought up thinking they'll be a floozy."
"It's very professional," says Shepherd on the Web site. "Everyone's tested -- for venereal diseases and AIDS -- and I'm carrying around my little piece of paper that says I'm fine. They love me because I take care of myself and I don't run out to party with my money."
Uh huh. It turns out she is making porn for her old boss the fishing boat captain who, when not running fishing charters owns a porn company. He is the one who convinced Tiffany that she would never get another job teaching and should make some money performing as a porn actress. Tiffany goes by the name Leah Lust.
There are so many things to talk about with this, but number one is I really don't believe her story. I know she got fired by the school district, but that doesn't explain why she lost custody of her kids. Her husband knew about the fishing job. You don't lose your kids because you were working part-time in a bikini. I also find it hard to believe that 2500 resumes from someone who had been teaching for 7 years didn't find one job offer.
I will say that if your goal is to get your kids back, becoming a porn actress is probably not the best way to go about it. Her first movie is called, "My First Sex Teacher." Hey, looks she found a teaching job after all. So, what do you think? Telling the truth? Should she have found a different job?
Katy Perry is going to be a guest judge on American Idol and if you think she is going to be the reincarnation of Paula Abdul she says that just isn't so. She says she wants to be a slightly nicer version of Simon Cowell.
"I might become a little bit of a buddy with Simon, because whenever I watch that show, as much as he's an a**hole, he's a very truthful, honest a**hole."
"I'm not there to build them up. It's weird, because I don't want to break their hearts, but everyone knows someone who's been doing karaoke and doing little gigs here and there, and nobody has told them that they can't sing on pitch for, like, 15 years?"
Yes, but you see she is going to be a judge during the auditions right? I think all the judges pretty much crush the dreams of people at that point. One of the best reasons to watch the auditions is there are always a group of people who say they have been told how good they are and they expect the judges to agree. When the judges don't agree is when you get the rants and the people who are going to go on with their dreams regardless. I don't think there is anything new about that. Even Paula would tell someone when they sucked, she would just do it in a nicer way or find something positive to say about them.
Apparently Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar couldn't stand the idea of their son having a baby without also having one of their own so in five months they will welcome child #19. I mean they really had to have another one because one moved out so they needed someone to replace him. At some point though Michelle Duggar is going to have to move on to other hobbies because she is 42. I am no fertility expert but she probably can't go past another 5 or 6 babies before she has to start using IVF. Can you imagine if they actually did start using IVF and the next thing you know she gave birth to sextuplets or octuplets or something? People always joke about having enough kids for a football team. They would have enough for a town. Seriously. If they had 8 plus the 19 they have that would be 27. I know people who have high school graduating classes that were less than that.
Michelle Duggar says this baby was a surprise. Uh huh. Let me tell you how that works Michelle. Oh, and Kourtney Kardashian you can write this down as well. When you are having unprotected sex you get pregnant. It shouldn't come as a surprise. A surprise would be if you were on the pill and got pregnant or you were having sex and your parents jumped out of the closet to say Happy Birthday. These are surprises. Getting pregnant while having unprotected sex is not a surprise.
Oh, and when they interviewed the kid who got away to start his own town this is what he had to say about the child he and his wife are having. See if you can spot the sleep on the couch error in his quote. "I think it is going to be awesome, it is going to be great. We have been looking forward to the arrival of my little girl and to now get to celebrate for my parents, it's a wonderful thing."
His little girl huh? Better take a pillow out to the couch buddy.
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Which British actor woos his conquests by inviting them into his huge, free-standing bath and filling it with rubber ducks?
Exes call him Donald...
It has been a big week for those Academy Award nominated/winning actresses and their drugs. In this week's adventure, this barely a B Academy Award nominee/winner (different from last week's druggie) was boarding a flight to Europe when she realized she had a handful of OxyContin in her purse but no prescription. Instead of throwing them away she decided to take the entire handful before proceeding through security. Then, she and her child and nanny all boarded the plane. Our actress stayed conscious for about 45 minutes which the nanny found remarkable.
If you don't know who Dawn Fraser is you will now. She won four Olympic gold medals for Australia along with four others and is considered one of the best women swimmers of all-time. She has always been fun. During the 1964 Tokyo Olympics she tried to steal a flag from the front of the Emperor's palace during a middle of the night dare. She was arrested but given the flag later.
Well, the other night a guy tried to rob her house. Umm, bad idea. Dawn, who is 71 was walking into her home when a man grabbed her at the front gate.
"This guy came out of the gate and grabbed me and I grabbed him by the ear and I kicked him in the groin. So he had to let me go. He threatened my life and I got really annoyed about that and just grabbed him by the ear and the hair."
Dawn, along with a neighbor who came to help sat on the burglar until the police arrived.
The world's first Lego House. The host of Top Gear (amazing program) is going to live in the house until it falls down which is estimated to be a few days. It even has a Lego bathtub and toilet. Hopefully it doesn't have Lego soap, because that would leave a mark.
Andre Agassi and Christie Brinkley looks fresh and ready to play and Alec Baldwin looks like he was fresh about 12 hours earlier.
Love Shiloh. The vein in Angelina's arm is going to give me nightmares. You do realize that isn't even a closeup of the vein.
Nothing says happy couple than doing grocery shopping. It's a staged photo op, but it doesn't matter because I don't think they are getting divorced. I could be wrong but would anyone care if they did? These photo ops are usually only when people care. In this case I think it is so tabloids will stop digging.
Charlotte Church looks great.
Disney bought Marvel for $4B. Next month Wall-E and Spiderman join Donald Duck and his nephews as they fight crime.
See, if you can follow this one. David Tennant who played Dr. Who is dating the woman who played his daughter on the show. Her name is Georgia Moffett. I have mentioned the relationship before, but I don't think I went full circle. Georgia is the daughter of Peter Davison who himself once played Dr. Who. Got it? Test later.
Hunter Tylo is the greatest. Love her.
Jessica Alba and Honor Marie after a lunch at Urth. OK, now I want some curry chicken salad.
Jet - Washington DC
Apparently someone just asked Jay-Z about Beyonce's skirt.
I am also curious. Is it actually metallic or just look like it?
I can handle the Kardashian's at Millions of Milkshakes.
But Miley making them is where I draw the line.
Does any reader in the UK know if a bookmaking service is taking odds of Kourtney and her boyfriend remaining a couple until the birth?
I understand long boots with a dress or skirt. Got it. It can look hot. Right now though Kate Hudson looks like a farmer or a fly fisherman.
Katie Price's kids must be so proud.
Maksim & Karina at The Grove.
I have to say Mischa Barton looks good here. Sure, it is on set and everything, but I always give credit when it is due and she looks good.
MGMT - Paris
M.I.A. - San Francisco
Cute family although Matthew looks like he wants to do something with the oar other than row. Umm, and where is the boat that goes with the oar?
Very interesting episode last night of Mad Men.
Liam Gallagher says screw it and goes on vacation. He obviously doesn't care that Noel walked out or it could be a ploy for vacation time.
The looks like oral sex photo of the day.
The runner up award goes to Tyra.
Radiohead - Leeds, UK
Rihanna with her brother. I didn't even know she had one.
Stacy Haiduk and her cat. Well, the cat she uses as a prop on television. Why did she bring it with her?
I love Sesame Street. If they had Grover in the photo it would have been the top photo.
My favorite picture of the day.
Weezer - Washington DC
It's kind of like Step Brothers all over again. Will Ferrell and James Blake.
Bruce Willis has not always had the best relationships with his directors. Apparently as he has aged his getting along skills have not improved. In the latest example of Bruce Willis burning a bridge, he skipped the wrap party for the movie A Couple Of Dicks. No one seemed to mind at all, including the director of the movie Kevin Smith who gave the following toast to the crowd. "I want to thank everyone who worked on the film, except for Bruce Willis... who is a f**king d**k!"
So, I'm guessing there won't be any work for Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher or Rumer Willis in any upcoming Kevin Smith productions. Apparently Kevin and Bruce had several disagreements during filming because Bruce thought he knew how to make a better movie than Kevin. Uh huh. Let me know when Bruce Willis can play more than one character and then he can talk about making a movie better.
According to Bruce's rep, Bruce and Kevin got along great. Uh huh. "There is absolutely no rift between Bruce Willis and Kevin Smith. Bruce very much enjoyed working with Kevin Smith as well as his co-star Tracey Morgan. The only reason Mr. Willis was not at the wrap party for the film is that he was in Los Angeles taking part in a press junket and press activities for his movie Surrogate."
Notice how the rep had no explanation for why Kevin said what he did. No attempt at the misunderstanding spin or that it was a joke. Nope. So, I guess we can all agree, Bruce Willis is a dick.
Sharon Case
Shelley Hennig
Susan Lucci & Agnes Dixon (far right - Creator of All My Children)
Suzanne Rogers
Tamara Braun
Tatyana Ali
Terri Colombino
Thea Andrews
Tyra Banks
Wendy Williams
It is always nice to see parents of a child take to the airwaves to say derogatory things about each other. In the latest example of caring about yourself more than your child, Kim Mathers went on Detroit radio station WKQI to talk about Eminem. I'm not exactly sure why she was on the show, but the announcers certainly got their money's worth.
"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."
That seems pretty bad and definitely under the bus worthy, but she goes for throwing him under one of those accordion buses. You know, the ones that are like a block long and never stay in their lane.
"He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."
I'm guessing she thinks her daughter will never look at the internet or hear about this from kids at school. I believe their daughter is a teenager now.
Nadia Bjorlin
Noelle Black
Patrick Duffy
Peter Reckell & Kelly Moneymaker
Rachael Ray and her husband (that pose of his is so fake, that I wonder if he gets paid to do it)
Rachel Melvin
Sandra Lee
Sarah Brown
For those of you who saw the headline and moved on, I don't blame you. Hell, I have had enough of the Gosselin's to last a lifetime. I wasn't even going to post a picture of him in Vegas this weekend hitting on women in his cabana. Why they even went inside I have no idea. Maybe they think hair plugs are hot or were trying to find his Ed Hardy tattoo.
Anyway, there is some kind of interview Jon gave to Good Morning America and in the interview he says, ""I'm not saying TLC is exploiting my children. But I do believe the media and tabloids covering my family and the show for their own financial gain are the ones exploiting them. I have said on numerous occasions TLC has afforded my kids a better life and has helped provide a better roof on their heads."
Seriously? You think the media is exploiting your kids? 99% of the time the media doesn't show your kids. The only times they do is when you throw them out there for a photo op like in front of the school bus last week. The media doesn't care about 8 kids. They aren't making money off showing pictures of the kids you idiot. They are making money off of you and your ridiculousness. If you weren't going around hitting on a different woman each week and hosting pool parties in Vegas the paps and the tabloids would leave. They don't care one iota about your kids unless you are beating them or something.
If you and Hailey go off and do absolutely nothing except go to your farm and to your place in New York you watch how fast the media leaves. If we are to believe your story though the paps will continue to be around taking pictures of your kids? WTF? And they let you reproduce? F**k me you are a moron.
I am ready. I have been ready. I think the entire world is ready and this needs to go away. The Sun is reporting that Macaulay Culkin is the biological father of Blanket. Macaulay as you know spent a lot of time around Michael when he was younger. He was kind of like the 90's version of Corey Feldman except he didn't get into the whole glove and jacket thing. Macaulay is the godfather to the first two of Michael's kids so he did stay close with him after the age inappropriate relationship kind of dissipated.
So Macaulay being a dad hmmm? So that would make Mila Kunis the step mom? Mila Kunis as a step mom is certainly better than waking up at Joe Jackson's house. Just saying.
The biological father must know who he is. There is no way Michael just went down to the sperm bank and found some anonymous donor. I am tired of the speculation. Just let the poor kids know who their biological fathers are and mother as well when it comes to Blanket although I will go ahead and stick with the maid on that.
Gina Tognoni
Gilles & Carole Marini
Jennie Garth
Jennifer Gareis
Julie Pinson
Kelly Monaco
Lara Spencer
Lesli Kay
Marcy Rylan & Don Money
Michelle Stafford
Normally I would just put this photo in Random Photos but it is fascinating to me on so many levels. How is it possible that Katie Holmes looks three inches shorter than Tom Cruise? Can you run with lifts in your shoes? Why do they have to match? Not just their clothes but the four inch loft to their hair as well. Oh, and they are exactly in sync with their stride too. Wedding rings right there ready to be seen. Marathon training? Bionic Man and Woman coming soon to a theatre near you? Why does Katie need her Blackberry while jogging? It isn't like the 20 security people around them couldn't deliver a message. Is there something on it she doesn't want sitting around for the goons to find while she isn't there? Do you think they showered together after?
Terri & Bindi Irwin
Cameron Mathison
Ashley Jones
Megan & Charles Napier
Corbin Bernsen & Jeanne Cooper
Cristina Perez
Denyce Lawton
Dr. Phil and family. I like how he gets closer to the daughter in law former Playboy model than his wife.
Elizabeth Hendrickson & Billy Miller
Portia & Ellen
Paula Abdul sat down with TV Guide yesterday and for the first time answered some questions about American Idol and why she left. The thing is she really didn't say that much, but you get the feeling she really, really wants to go back.
When Paula was asked if there was anything the show could do to get her back she said, "That's a hard question to answer right now. I mean, I don't think I can answer that right now." I don't know what is so hard about it other than the fact that she probably doesn't know what the current monetary offer to her is. It isn't like she is asking for an apology or respect or something like that which makes her next response to the question about whether it is just a money thing all the more odd.
"It's never...I stand on principle where many people stand on money. I'm a hard-working artist. I've lasted in this business for 23 years. And you can't do that unless you are good at what you do. I believe in myself and you have to have your own self respect. And sometimes decisions are very difficult to make, but I've always believed that at the core I'm a survivor. There's not one thing I've done that I've really set my mind to that I've failed at."
So, then it isn't about the money? What principle is she referring to and does she really get credit for lasting in the business for 23 years? Really? What was she doing between her last album and American Idol? I really don't know what any of her response has to do about the money question, but hey it should make the Paula Abdul talk show interesting. Oh yes. She claims there is one in the works.
"Well, since there is talk about me possibly doing one I don't want to give the goodies away. I'd be Paula. It would be a lot of fun variety with a ton of unexpected stuff and tributes to everyday people getting their big chance."
Everyday people getting a chance to sing for Paula. She can sit in a chair and drink her "coke" and clap and cry and give standing ovations.
Which A-list celeb is terrified that his drunken one night stand with a transvestite is about to come to light? He is already bracing close friends and family for the bad news...
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