Never Forget - Your Turn

Every year I post this photo or one similar and always the same message in the headline. This year though since 9/11 falls on a Friday, I thought I would make this a Your Turn as well. Simple question. Where were you when you heard about what happened? Me? I was in the car and heard the first tower had been hit. I was off work that day and went back home and turned on the television and sat there for the next 12 hours or so and was joined for about half those 12 hours by a repairman who had come to fix something in the house. I had never met him before and never talked to him after, but for 6 hours we sat there and stared at the television. Never forget.

Four For Friday - With A Coke Mom Update

#1 - I have no idea what procedure coke mom had done to her nose, but it looks atrocious.

#2 - This foreign born C list actress more famous for her modeling career than her acting was spotted making out with a random party goer in a corner of a room a couple of days ago. Oh, she is married.

#3 & 4 - This NBA all star was seen going into his hotel room with two women while his B list television actress significant other was nowhere to be seen

Mischa Barton On The View

I have been waiting for this all morning. I am so glad someone finally uploaded it. You have read Mischa's explanation on why she was admitted to the psychiatric hospital. Wisdom teeth. Yeah, well if it sounds odd when you read it, just wait until you hear her actually saying it. She is good at memorizing lines though because her explanation on The View was almost word for word what she has said previously. She doesn't look bad here though which is a positive.

Random Photos Part One

Tom Ford gets the top spot today. Probably the best dressed man alive and he made sure the cast of his new movie also dressed impeccably for the Venice Film Festival premiere of his movie A Single Man. Granted, Colin & Julianne usually dress well on their own, but still, you can see that Tom Ford wanted everyone to match.
Colin Firth
Julianne Moore
And Matthew Goode.
It has been a long time since Amaury Nolasco was in the pictures. And yes, Jennifer Morrison was with him.

Black Eyed Peas - Pittsburgh
I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Cindy Crawford is not a bad looking woman.
Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour.
In case you wanted to see what Charlize was wearing.
Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page kissing for Marie Claire.
Diane Kruger not kissing Drew or Ellen, but there is always next time.
Meh, Eva is doing charity work so I will be nice.
Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany. They both look too damn good.
Also looking very good is Jared Leto. He actually cleaned himself up.
On his way to hook up with someone is John Mayer. Oh, ok, I don't know for sure he is going to hook up with someone. He could be coming from a hookup.
More kissing. This time it is Megan Fox kissing Johnny Simmons.
Michelle Trachtenberg & Katy Perry. The two men behind them seem to be enjoying the view.
Ahh, it is birthday time again and that means a paycheck for Larry Birkhead. Happy Birthday Dannielynn.
Holy F**k. This could be the worst one ever.
Milo Ventimiglia looks like he has lost 20 pounds since I saw him last.
I have obviously had two drinks in my hand at a time, but this is spectacular.
Don't ask Penelope Cruz if she is pregnant. She cussed out at least three reporters yesterday who dared ask her that question. If she is, then she has that whole smoking thing to explain from two days ago.
It must be tough to have to share with the world the first day your child goes to school. It isn't like they are doing it for votes.
I bet Rihanna wishes she was wearing that bracelet back in February.
Pete Yorn shows off the fact that Scarlett J has no pit stains.
Lots of randomness. Sarah Jessica Parker, Oscar de la Renta, Barbara Walters and Bette Midler.
Even more randomness. Sharon Stone and William H. Macy.
Tim McGraw - Pittsburgh
Aah, this is the Taylor Momsen we have all grown to know. Trashtastic.
The family Reitman. Son Jason and dad Ivan.
Does a tattoo on your spine really hurt?
Willem Dafoe with a rare candid smile.

America Young - Funny Or Die

America Young has a brand new video and it is playing on Funny Or Die. In it she confronts the tabloids as they take the shape of individuals mugging a couple. Surreal? Yes. Funny? Absolutely.

Mugging - watch more funny videos

Maura Tierney Drops Out Of Parenthood

Maura Tierney told the world back in July that she was going to undergo surgery to remove a tumor in her breast. At that time the plan was that she would have the surgery and return to the show Parenthood which had just started shooting. Now though, she is being forced to drop out of the show because her treatments are going to interfere with the production schedule.

Her spokesperson told The Hollywood Reporter that Maura is disappointed she can't be on the show and that "her doctors remain confident that the outcome of her treatments will be positive."

I really hope so because Maura is one of my all time favorite people and actresses.

Apparently Crack Is Whack - Whitney Houston Spent 7 Months In Her Pajamas

Oprah was interviewed by Diane Sawyer about Oprah's interview with Whitney Houston. That is a whole lot of interviewing. The main gossip thing that came out of all this interviewing was that apparently Whitney lied when she said she wouldn't do crack and uttered her famous line, "I make too much money to smoke crack. Crack is whack."

It turns out she spent 7 months sitting in her pajamas with Bobby Brown doing nothing but taking drugs. She doesn't blame Bobby for getting hooked on drugs and she remembers the two of them would be sitting there taking the drugs and asking what they were doing.

Oprah says that Whitney did it because Whitney loved her husband and wanted to make herself fit into the marriage.

"The thing most shocking to me is that Whitney tried to make herself smaller to fit in a marriage so the man could be bigger. How many women have done that? I deeply felt for her. She was trying to be the good wife. She really, truly loved him."

I love how Oprah is making excuses for Whitney when Whitney didn't really make any for herself. I'm just glad that Whitney has moved on and is apparently clean.

Jillian & Ed Are Finished - They Just Don't See It Yet

Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski are going to split up. At this point I am just counting down the days. Thankfully it looks like Jillian finally woke the hell up and realized Ed is and was and forever will be a tool. I mean Ed is the guy who told his friend that Jillian was going down on him when they heard the first rumors about his infidelity on television. Who shares something like that? The same guy who tells the women he is sleeping with to bring over beer and condoms.

Anyway, Jillian was in New York for Fashion Week and she was accompanied by Mike Steinberg. Mike was on the show also but kicked out in the fourth episode. Well, he had Ed are friends so Ed said she should hang out with Mike. Why wasn't she with Ed? Listen to this crap and tell me what you think.

"Ed was supposed to be here today, but then he couldn't book his flight."

Step 1 - Open internet
Step 2 - Find your favorite travel site. (I recommend one that advertises on here)
Step 3 - Type in Chicago to New York
Step 4 - Book it.

WTF is so difficult about that? And don't tell me flights were sold out or too expensive. There are a million flights a day between the two cities and because of that they are cheap. It is a convenient excuse, but doesn't stand up at all to any kind of followup question. Thank US Weekly for not asking a followup.

Jillian was then asked about her wedding plans and the date. Remember she was all gung-ho about getting married as quickly as possible and is supposed to move to Chicago next week and blah blah blah. Well now she says, "We want to try to live a normal life and get to the point where we live together and start to come together and then start planning."

I wonder now if she even moves to Chicago. Once she moves she will be there for awhile. Even if he cheats on her everyday I think she will keep trying to work it out because it will be front page news and she will be embarrassed. My advice to her is to not go yet. If he loves her he will fly up to see her every couple of weeks and fly her down to Chicago as well. Make him work for it a little bit and show that he can be faithful while they are apart. My guess is he can't.

I'm Really Confused

I haven't been writing about the South African runner Caster Semenya because I was waiting for the tests she took to come back. I didn't want to say something that was wrong, but when the tests came back yesterday and leaked to the media all it did was make me more confused.

Apparently the tests showed that Semenya is a man and a woman. She has three times the normal level of testosterone that a female would have. She has no womb or ovaries and she has male sexual organs inside her body. So, it sounds to me like she is a hermaphrodite and yet is much faster than Lady GaGa. It's good that each of them have their own talents. Anyway, the International Track & Field people are thinking of taking her gold medal from her but don't want South Africa to go berserk and they would.

My question is this. If she can't compete as a woman and she can't compete as a man, then where is she supposed to compete? I think that it is wrong for her to not be able to compete. It isn't like she did this on purpose. She was born this way. She can't control it. I mean I guess she could have surgery and remove the testes, but what if they are providing a necessary function to her body? Are there that many hermaphrodites out there that this is going to pop up frequently? It hardly seems fair to make her sit out from any kind of racing just because of something she was born with. It seems discriminatory. It seems wrong.

Lindsay Lohan Voicemails Are Much Easier Than Her Tweets - Courtney Love Is In The Post Also - Oh And Michael Lohan

Yesterday I was going to post all of Lindsay Lohan's most recent Tweets where she has what appears to be an emotional breakdown and argument with Sam Ronson. Well, the thing is I couldn't understand what in the hell she wrote. It made no sense. Those are some really wonderful drugs she is taking to get words like that coming out of her fingers onto the screen. They made Courtney Love look brilliant in comparison although she had a bad day yesterday intelligence wise. Courtney Tweeted that Guitar Hero 5 was using Kurt Cobain's likeness without permission and that she would never give it and was going to sue them for everything. About an hour later the company produced a contract with her signature. Yeah. Don't do drugs kids.

Anyway, Animal New York cracked the password of Lindsay Lohan's voicemail. For real. No joke and they compiled the best voicemails into one six minute clip. Unlike her writing, she is not participating in the voicemail so you can actually understand them. When you listen to it, pay close attention to Michael Lohan and how none of his kids want to see him and how Lindsay won't even give him a free CD and had to buy it in 7-11. Do they sell CD's there? I am always so distracted by the donuts and Hostess and lovely hot dogs cooking right in front of me that I don't notice much else.

Lindsay Lohan Voicemails from ANIMALnewyork.com on Vimeo.

Matt Damon & Brad Pitt Set Up George Clooney

Earlier in the week you may have seen George Clooney at a press conference in Italy. At that press conference a gay reporter got up and stripped for George and wanted George to choose him as his husband. If you haven't seen it, the video is below.



Well, it turns out the guy may have ended up there because of Brad Pitt & Matt Damon. Matt was on Letterman last night and explained that Brad Pitt was tired of always being asked when he was going to marry Angelina Jolie. So, one day he responded he would marry Angelina when George Clooney marries his boyfriend.

A short while later the same journalist then asks Matt Damon if what Brad Pitt says is true. Not knowing what Brad said, Matt just agreed and said yes. Then the reporter starts asking questions about George's boyfriend and this week stands up in front of the press and declares his love for George and wants to be his boyfriend. Below is Matt's appearance on Letterman.

Ted C Blind Item

We're just crazy for debauchery here at Blind Vice central! On top of our fab 'n' fierce Blind Vice Superstars gallery, we've got another Blind first today: a Vice candidate appearing two weeks in a row!

Now, last week's inaugural Blind Vice about Topher Hairy-Tuchus brought all kinds of hilarious reactions, my personal fave being a comment from hmmm (could you get a little more original with your moniker, bitch?) who stated: "Sorry but this sounds made up..Ted printed an email the other day that complained how boring the straight Blind Vices are and he needs more gay ones, all of a sudden all of these gay Blind Vices happen to be appearing."

Are you for real, "hmmm"? A.T. is usually all about the closeted gay dudes, and besides, not only do we never make this naughty stuff up (ever) we've since heard back about Topher's earlier life, back when he was married.

Turns out he likes to take chances, just like he did with that anonymous Internet dude he tried to have sex with through a sheet. So when Hairy-Tuchus had a female spouse, he had the nerve to...

Bring a guy back to his house and get down to it on the bedroom he shared with his wife! Too bad they don't put in anything about protecting the sanctity of the marriage bed in those vows, huh? And, as soon as hot Hairy and his hunky minuteman were about to complete the manly act, guess who walks in on him?

Yep, the missus. To say she was pissed is to say I'm hot for Robsten. But it also explains a few things:

If anybody's caught on recently why Hairy's fake relationships with various starlets these days is so upsetting his ex, this is most likely one of chief reasons why. He can prance out ersatz honeys for camera, but not her? Yep, apparently it's an utter impossibility for Topher to be under-the-radar cool like Crotch Uh-Lastic or even the recently whipped Toothy Tile. He can't keep the fact that he likes dude somewhat discreet (as long as he's choosing to stay in the closet), he just has to—as usual—take chances and parade all kinds of risk-taking measures for many to see.

Gambling guy, this one is, for sure.

Oh, and another thing: THT's dangerous man-activities are not only well known in many professional circles, these antics are now ripping through the hallways of Hairy-Tuchus' agency with a force he'd be smart to try and cool down.

But how boring would that be?

And It Ain't: Will Smith, Tom Cruise, George Clooney

Today's Blind Items

Apparently this married, former B list movie actress from some very big movies and still a very strong C is going to come out in the next few weeks. Her new girlfriend is insisting on it.

Random Photos Part One

Dominique Swain gets the top spot. Not just because she is an alumnus of the blog, but because she is also newly engaged to Andrew Bennett. Congratulations!!
Tyler Perry missed out on the top spot today, but he is definitely a one man money making machine.
Amanda Bynes finally wore something different and gets back in the photos.
A first time appearance for Alex O'Loughlin.
The ageless Bernadette Peters. 61 years old and still looking fabulous.
She said it. Not me.
"Hee hee. Old bag."
It's Geddy Lee. Ooops. Sorry. Demi Moore.
It has been a long time since Gabriel Macht made the photos.
Don't ever say that Guy Ritchie won't do whatever it takes to make a buck or keep sponsors happy.
Gwen Stefani at Fashion Week. All the models are sporting The Kate.
The one and only Isabella Rosselini.
So is Jacinda Barrett the most successful Real World alum?
So are we saying that Jewel is creative or just sum people think she is creative? I crack myself up.
Jemima Khan with no Hugh Grant. I guess it is finally over this time.
Jessica Simpson and the about to get married CaCee Cobb in Brazil.
Kate Beckinsale at a premiere last night in LA. Yes, even though Kate wasn't wearing her wedding ring, Len was there. He looked unhappy and miserable but he was there.
Speaking of unhappy and miserable, whatever died in Kate's container probably felt that way.
Khloe Kardashian and the Christina Aguilera school of lipstick. Lamar Odom is about 7 feet tall so that should give you an idea of just how tall Khloe is. To put it into perspective, if Lamar Odom raised his hand in the air as high as it could go, Tom Cruise could jump up and down all day and never even come close to touching it.
For some reason, I am ok with the huge amounts of lipstick on Drew. Maybe it is because she has been looking really good lately.
You think if I gave her $20 Kendra would try and eat them all?
For Matthew Broderick this is pretty good.
The legend that is Omar Sharif.
She prefers to be called Robin Wright now. No more Penn. Yeah, until next week when they get back together.
I just want to know how much CGI is going to be used to make these 80's flashbacks realistic.
Shia with no cast.
Samantha Mathis. I love her. I thought she was going to be huge, huge.

Casey Wilson Is Hilarious - SNL Sucks

E! Online has a nice little piece today on the two Saturday Night Live women who were dropped from the show for the upcoming season. One of them was Michaela Watkins who was basically promoted because Lorne Michaels is developing a show for her. The other person let go is Casey Wilson. Casey didn't get on the show much last season, but when she did she was very funny. I have seen Casey before in LA many times and she has been, and will always be funny.

E! suggests in their piece that Casey was dropped because she didn't lose 30 pounds which the producers said she needed to lose to remain on the show. E! then talks about how men have always been allowed to be fat on the show and that SNL has a double standard. I agree.

Casey isn't a size zero, but size zero doesn't make you funny. It has nothing to do with it at all. Saturday Night Live is about making people laugh (some seasons) and that is all. It is not a beauty competition. Casey is probably about a size 6-8. How skinny does she need to be? I hope she realized that and told the producers to f**k off when they told her to lose the weight. There will be lots of other opportunities for her and Lorne Michaels needs to stop hiring people he has dreams of f**king and instead hire people based solely on whether or not they can make someone laugh. With the exception of a very few number of people, women on SNL have always been treated like second class citizens. This just reinforces that reality.

Here is Casey Wilson from a Funny Or Die video. It is supposed to be funny and it is, but at the same time you definitely feel her pain. The video is her reading comments off her IMDB page.

SNL's Casey Wilson Reads Internet Comments from Casey Wilson

Is Taylor Momsen A Cutter?

Yesterday I posted a photo of Taylor Momsen and said she looked normal compared to her usual looks. Most of you thought she looked like a cracked out 16 year old. Hey, that is still better than her normal look. Normally she looks like a heroin addicted 16 year old. Anyway, I was going through the pictures again and spotted this one and blew it up real big for you. Just click on it to see it in all of its HQ goodness.

Notice her wrist. What exactly is that? I was thinking she might be a cutter, but she would probably have other marks elsewhere on her body and not just confined to that one specific area. I'm also wondering if perhaps she didn't try and kill herself, but there appear to be scars that are also on her wrist which are older and more faded. I am sure they will be explained away as an allergy or a rash or that she got into a fight with a cat. That story or explanation would go away quickly though if other pictures from earlier dates could be found which show the same scars or marks.

What do you think? Cutter? Suicide attempt? Smallpox test? Or is it just my imagination?

Madonna Is A Mass Murderer - According To Bulgaria

Bulgarian religious leaders are blaming Madonna for the death of 15 Bulgarian citizens who were killed in a boating accident on Saturday. How so? Well, it turns out that Madonna performed in Bulgaria on August 29th which is a very important religious holiday. It turns out that is the anniversary of John The Baptist getting beheaded. Because Madonna performed on that day, she brought the country bad luck. Wouldn't the bad luck happen the day of the show or the day after? At what point does the statute of limitations run out on bad luck?

If this had happened six months after she performed would she still be blamed? Is it possible this could be blamed on some other event in the country? Did someone steal an offering plate from church? I'm not saying that I don't want Madonna to be blamed because it gives me something to write about, but isn't this like food dropping on the floor and the 30 second rule. Yes, I know most of you use a much shorter rule, but hey, it's food and I am always hungry.

"The catastrophe in Macedonia in which 15 Bulgarian citizens died was a sign from heaven. The Orthodox Church had called for people not to enjoy themselves on the day marking the execution of John. We should not allow the young to have fun on a day that should be dedicated to spiritual reflection."

So, if everyone had stayed inside and reflected all day then the deaths would have never happened? What if they had? Then who would you blame? Wait a second wasn't Gwyneth just in Europe?

Kathy Griffin & George Takei On Kimmel

So, last week I posted a photo of Kathy Griffin in her Kate Gosselin wig and bikini while on the streets of LA. It was taken while she was making a video for Jimmy Kimmel. Well, last night the video aired and it is completely worth a minute and half of your time just for George Takei and his impression of Jon Gosselin. George is hilarious.

Ellen Pompeo Wants Us To Think Everything Is Fine At Home

The picture above is about the only one I saw from yesterday where she wasn't all over her husband Chris Ivery. They made a big deal for the cameras yesterday while doing some shopping in Beverly Hills. Apparently Ellen wants to put all those rumors (ahem) to rest about her husband cheating on her with a 19 year old waitress. I hope she doesn't believe whatever story he told her because that is all it is, just a story.

I know the baby is almost due, but maybe she should just break it off now before the baby comes instead of having the baby and then trying to deal with a newborn and a husband who keeps cheating.

Rachel Bilson Not Married

Rachel Bilson is fake engaged so the rumors this weekend that she got married only made me laugh and laugh. Apparently Rachel was spotted wearing a wedding band next to her engagement ring and so the gossip sites were all a flutter that she and Hayden Christensen got secretly married. The website Just Jared tracked down Rachel's publicist who denied the couple got married and released the following statement.

"They were not married over the weekend. As you know she is known for her fashion forward style. She decided to accessorize the ultimate accessory."

I didn't know she was known for her fashion forward style. Did you? All I ever see her in his shorts and a t-shirt. I think she is more known for her love of publicity which is why she wore the wedding band in the first place.

One Reason To Watch SATC2 And One Reason Not To Watch

So, with Sex And The City 2 filming right now and some women I know already making plans for the first day it opens in theatres I thought I would give you one reason to see the movie and another not to see it. Yes, they could be considered spoilers so if you don't want to know, then please don't read any further.

The reason to watch is that apparently Liza Minelli is in the movie and has a great scene where she is performing at the wedding reception of the characters Stanford and Anthony. Liza is supposed to be extremely funny in the scene. Think a great performance combined with the kookiness of her acting in Arrested Development.

The reason not to watch is that producers are trying to make a deal with Miley Cyrus to have a decent sized role in the movie. They really want to expose the show to a new group of fans and think she will be perfect to bring in tweeners and drive ticket sales as well as a new group of fans to buy the DVD's. Really? Miley Cyrus in SATC2? It is going to happen.

Hugh Hefner Throwing Some Dirt On Soon To Be Ex-Wife

Hugh Hefner is really trying to win the publicity battle in his divorce. You really don't think someone would need to do that considering they have been separated for 11 years but Hef decided to throw some dirt on Kimberly Conrad anyway. To show us all that Hef is a great guy he says the only reason he is divorcing Kim is because she filed a $5M suit against him. The reason she did that though is because he sold the house she was living in without telling her he was going to do it. He also says that he has paid her everything he owed her and has been very generous to her. Also he wants us to know that Kimberly cheated on him early in their marriage but that he forgave her and stayed married despite her cheating and that he was always faithful to her.

I'm wondering if he is expecting Kim to start throwing dirt and so wanted to be first. This could be a lot of fun to read about in the upcoming months.

Kim & Khloe Kardashian Join With Life & Style To Make Everyone Feel Bad

Somehow last week in my Labor Day weekend drunken haze I remembered seeing how Kim & Khloe Kardashian were out and bout shilling for some weight loss pills. At first I thought it was the same one as Anna Nicole Smith, but I did some checking and it is not. Instead they have decided to plug a company called Quick Trim. So, when Life & Style put the pair on the cover talking about their "diet" I couldn't wait to read it.

Look at the cover. Khloe says she lost 25 pounds and it was "easy." Well yeah, you are just taking pill. Losing weight is never easy and supplements or pills are in my mind never the way to go. Believe it or not before I gave up on ever getting thin again I tried every crazy diet and yes, even took pills sometimes as well. They are not good for you. The only thing good for you is diet and exercise. Yes, it is ok to take vitamins or supplements if your body doesn't produce something or if you are not getting everything you need in your food intake, but diet pills is never the way to go.

The whole story is about how they lost all this weight and they owe it all to these supplements. Yes, Kim has exercised a lot in the past year, but she credits losing her final 10 pounds to the pills while Khloe basically says she lost all her weight due to the pills.

I'm sure the company that makes these things will do some big business now, but it is not showing people how to improve their life or their health and are just saying take a pill and everything will be better.

That isn't the way life works and as we have seen with all the recent prescription drug deaths, popping a pill is not the way to solve all of life's problems.

I Really Like Katherine Heigl Right Now

When I first saw the news yesterday that Katherine Heigl was adopting a child, my first thought was that is a good public relations move and her husband Josh needed something to do during the day anyway so this would be good for him. Then, I remembered those pictures of Katherine at her sister's wedding and realized that her sister was adopted so Katherine has experience with children who have been adopted. I then saw that not only was Katherine adopting a child almost a year old but the child she is adopting is a special needs child. Oh, and as a bonus, the baby's birthday is one day from Katherine's and she says she doesn't mind sacrificing her birthday for her new daughters.

Umm, ok, wow. Katherine Heigl has moved to the nice side of Santa's list. She has named her daughter Naleigh which is a combination of Katherine's mother and sister's names and not anything close to Sparrow Midnight. Katherine is doing her part to help the unemployment rate because now she can hire TR Knight to be a babysitter and save him from the unemployment line.

Ellen Is Replacing Paula Abdul On American Idol

News like today actually makes me want to watch American Idol next season so I guess the producers are getting what they want. What do they want? People returning to watch a show that has become a little stale and drawing in first time viewers of the show who love and adore Ellen. I love Ellen and hope she brings Portia every week. She also won't take any crap from Simon since she is more popular than him and doesn't need to kiss his ass. Plus it seems like she and Ryan Seacrest are BFF because she is always on his radio show. Looks like Paula played hardball for a little too long. Next year everyone will be asking whatever happened to the half drunk judge, you know, umm, Paula.

Today's Blind Items

This C list television actress has been in this space before. She is the one who is having an affair with the married A+ movie star. Well, he broke up with her this past week. No, he isn't going back to his wife, but our actor has moved on to another C+/B- list television and movie actress with B list name recognition from the same show.

Random Photos Part One

Army Archerd - RIP
I don't think I have ever seen one of Eddie Murphy's children. This is Bria alongside her mother Nicole.
Ben Stiller in a beard.
Dr. Phil is talking and if you notice, there is no one listening. Hell, they don't even care he is there.
David Walliams cracks me up.
Eva Mendes stroking Guy Ritchie's hair.
And then goes for the full on grope. Notice that he doesn't seem to be complaining.
Ethan Hawke and his wife Ryan.
Frieda Pinto and the world's greatest businessman with dashing good looks, Harvey Weinstein.
Well hello Ginnifer Goodwin.
The woman in red is there to take Heidi and Seal's drive-thru order when they get off the red carpet.
The always lovely Iman.
"Thank you for making me famous again."
"Now I have to cry."
"But I'm famous again."
"Trying to get a tear out. So tough."
LIFE found some old pictures of Jackie Kennedy. I love this one.
Jennifer Morrison really needs to start getting paid more. Hopefully then she can stop paying for her fabric on lay-away
Jesse McCartney is a tweener I actually like.
Jaime Pressly got some bad tanning cream, and she GOOP'd herself up as well.
Jason Statham is a guy I wouldn't mind having a beer with.
Kim Cattrall earns a couple of extra bucks in between takes on SATC 2.
Kelly Osbourne looks great.
I didn't even recognize Katy Perry.
I'm beginning to think Kelly Ripa has an attraction to washing machines that goes beyond endorsements.
Maggie G showing her support for Project Runway fashion castoffs.
I think Maggie Q should be in every movie ever made.
My biggest reality television fantasy. Each week we follow Mickey Rourke and Helena Bonham Carter as they go clothes shopping at garage sales.
Real gold microphone?
This year's winner of the worst peace sign given by someone with raccoon eyes.
Taylor Momsen actually looks normal and she isn't on set or anything.
Did Yoko get a boob job? Do you go to hell for saying something like that?

Hey Holly Madison - Hef's A Free Man

Hugh Hefner finally filed for divorce from his long time estranged wife Kimberly Conrad. TMZ is reporting that Hugh's attorneys filed the documents on Friday. 30 seconds later there was a phone call at the Playboy Mansion.

Holly - Hi Hef, it's Holly.
Hugh - Holly Hunter? Wow, this is a nice surprise. I love your movies. Every night I watch a movie or two after dinner before I head to bed about 8pm or so.
Holly - No, not Holly Hunter. Holly Madison. You know the girl who slept in your bed for a few years and did those things you like.
Hugh - Oh Holly. How are you dear?
Holly - I heard you were finally divorcing that wife of yours and thought I would come pay you a visit.
Hugh - You are going to pay to visit? Well, that will make a nice change of pace. Usually I am the one paying you the allowance.
Holly - Well, I thought I would do something special for you.
Hugh - Oh, well, as long as you get here early we could do something fun. I'm thinking of watching The Piano.

Eddie Cibrian Was Cheating On His Wife With LeAnn Rimes And Cheating On LeAnn Rimes With Scheana Marie Jancan

Eddie Cibrian has been one very busy man with all the women he has been dating while married. In an interview with Life& Style, Scheana Marie Jancan says she and Eddie have been having sex for about three years. She knew he was married and was ok with that. What she wasn't ok with is that he was cheating on her with LeAnn Rimes.

"Eddie's with LeAnn now, but it's just a fling. Eddie cheated on Brandi. He cheated on me. He's going to do it to LeAnn." I knew they were co-stars, and I didn't notice much chemistry between them in the movie. He's (Cibrian) still never given me a 'Sorry, we're done'. He hasn't ended it with me."

Aww, well I will tell you now. Eddie is done with you. Finished. It's over. See, what happened is he found someone who is more famous than he is and has a LOT more money than he does and I think he wants some time where he doesn't have to worry about anything except spending LeAnn's money. When he gets tired of that I am sure he will find his way back to you because he knows you can keep a secret and if he stayed with you for 3 years he must like something more about you than your unusual name.

Oh, and Scheana has also had sex with John Mayer. Presumably not at the same time as Eddie Cibrian, but I really don't know how those two roll so can't say for sure.

Bye Bye 90210 And Melrose Place

The season premiere of 90210 and Melrose Place were last night. You probably didn't notice, because no one actually noticed. The numbers were horrendous for the two shows. 90210 was down 50% from last year's premiere and Melrose had even lower numbers than 90210. So, it didn't surprise me at all when I got a phone call this morning and on the other end was someone telling me that Melrose is going to have a tough time getting a full season order. Right now they have a 13 episode commitment and were shooting episode 8 yesterday. If the numbers don't improve they might not even get to air all 13 episodes, and 90210 isn't long for the world either.

Last night America's Got Talent was a repeat for an hour and it still had 6 times the number of viewers as 90210 or Melrose. I guess they should have just left a good thing alone.

John Mayer Cheated On Jennifer Aniston

So, the interwebs are all abuzz with the news that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari have been hooking up as of late. For John it is another chance to date someone who will get him photographed and for Kristin, well, umm, it's better than dating Verne Troyer I guess.

Janet Charlton was the first to report the pair are now more than just friends with benefits. What I found interesting is that Janet says the couple have been meeting at a friend's house to have sex on a fairly regular basis. In fact, she says the couple have been having sex for two years. Now, my math skills are a little rusty, but I think John was dating Jennifer Aniston within the last two years. Oh, and Minka Kelly. Oh, and probably some other people we don't know about also.

I don't know who Kristin has been dating because if I cared about her boyfriends then I would have to expand my interest to presumably everyone from The Hills, and I would rather watch paint dry. Actually, come to think of it, watching paint dry is kind of fun because it smells nice and the paint covers up all the mildew spots on the walls which gives you that nice warm and fuzzy feeling. Clean the walls? Nah. Just throw some paint over it. Brilliant.

It's Like Playing Charades - Sparrow James Midnight Madden

Apparently Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are playing the "ow" game when it comes to their kids. I think this is a bad move if they are going for Duggar numbers but if they are going to confine it to a few children, then this could work for them. Nicole gave birth to a baby boy and they named him Sparrow who will be joining Harlow and their younger brothers and sisters Marrow Bow Wow Madden and Plow Mow Madden. I wasn't aware that Sparrow was actually a boy's name. Hell, I didn't even know it was a name you gave a child. Last I checked it was a really fast, little brown bird and last I checked I never saw one at midnight either.

You know if you take off the Sparrow and Midnight portion of the name, James Madden is a really good choice. What was the necessity of the two nouns? Just because you are a celebrity doesn't give you carte blanche to screw around with names. You and your publicist might think it is cute, but the kid still has to go to school. If you like the name so much, then change Nicole to something. Sparrow? Really?

Colin Firth Hates Plastic Surgery For Actors But Would Get It Himself

Colin Firth was on BBC Radio 5 Live which is different from BBC Radio 4 Tape Delayed. He was asked what he thought about plastic surgery. I think he started to give one answer and realized he would probably tick off most of his actor friends and so then hedged on what he said so it appears he is both for and against something. Whatever it is, at least it gave me something to write about and having more Colin is always good for the site.

"Botox is a disaster for actors. "Your face is supposed to move if you're going to act," he said. "Why on earth would you take a violin and make the strings so they don't vibrate? Injecting something into your face so it's paralyzed, or cutting bits of it up so that you take any signs of life out of it is catastrophic if you're going to express yourself in any way at all."

Realizing that many of the people he work with probably have had Botox or some other form of plastic surgery, he then said, "I'd do it tomorrow if I thought it would look good, but I haven't seen anything that I think really works that well."

Huh? He really should be come a politician.

It's A Kate Trifecta

For the first time in the history of the site there are three Kate stories in a row. I know, I know, this whole 9/9/9 thing must represent Kate/Kate/Kate. So, then would 6/6/6 represent Denise Richards? No, Denise has really improved a whole lot over the past year. It must be her new boyfriend or something.

Anyway, our 3rd Kate story is about Kate Hudson. Yes, the woman who can pretend to like someone almost better than anyone I have ever seen. Kate showed up in her regular seats at a Yankee game last night and showed off a diamond ring on her ring finger. I actually think she bought herself, but I have no doubts that she is giving Alex Rodriguez massive hints about what she wants from their relationship and it isn't to keep staring at his Louisville Slugger if you know what I mean.

See, yesterday Chris Robinson announced to the world that his girlfriend was pregnant. Uh oh. Kate's true love has moved on and not only moved on but is having a baby with another woman. Look for all future photos of Kate to be ones where she is holding her stomach just to keep attention focused on her rather than on Chris.

Kate Moss Gets Drunk And Storms Out Of GQ Awards

It isn't often that cameras are in the perfect position to catch someone getting pissed off at an awards show, but last night, there were cameras a plenty which is kind of like Good-And-Plenty but without the licorice flavor. The host of the GQ Awards said something about Kate Moss in his introduction of her that she found offensive. So, after presenting an award to Lily Allen, the very drunk Kate stormed out of the show and did so right through Lily's press session.

But wait, there's more. So, after Kate says she will never ever be back, she comes back 30 seconds later because she can't find her lipstick. Nice.

Lindsay Lohan & Kate Gosselin Have Dueling Playboy Offers

Yesterday there were some reports that Kate Gosselin had turned down an offer of $400K from Playboy to pose nude. She said no. I'm not sure if the offer was true, but it does lead to an interesting game. First, I don't think you are going to get Kate to pose naked for what amounts to the same earnings she would get for five episodes of her show. It just isn't going to happen. Second, do you think Kate naked is only worth about half what Lindsay Lohan naked is worth?

Last week there were reports that Lindsay turned down $900K to pose naked for Playboy. I know that offer wasn't real or Lindsay would have already been there and stripped and be plugging her issue. There is no way she is turning that amount of money down. Plus, she already posed naked once and did it for free, and practically flashes the world on a daily basis. Hef could offer Lindsay $100 and some IHOP coupons and she would be over there naked before Hef could swallow his Viagra.

The idea of a celebrity pictorial is that people will rush to buy it. I think people would be much more likely to buy an issue featuring Kate Gosselin rather than Lindsay Lohan.

Today's Blind Items

This was going to be Four For Friday last week.

This C list television actress who has been in very few movies is set to be a lead in a sure fire television hit set to air very, very soon. She was overheard at a party answering the following question. So, is this married C list actress (A list name recognition) with the celebrity husband going to be killed off anytime soon. The reply. "I sure hope so and I know the rest of the cast hopes so as well."

#1 - C list actress
#2 - Married C list actress
#3 - Celebrity husband
#4 - Television show.

Random Photos Part One

If you get Captain Kirk and Spock together in a photo, you get the top spot.
Apparently Michael Moore has spotted some uneaten food in Oliver Stone's lap.
Apparently The Backstreet Boys are still popular, at least in Germany. Did they play a concert? Did they open for The Hoff?
Long time no see, Colin Firth. Here he is with Ben Chaplin.
Denise Richards poses next to a picture that says Hell. Coincidence, I am sure.
My once a year check in on Elizabeth Hurley.
Ewan McGregor really needs to be in the photos more.
The obligatory George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis photo.
Jessica Biel on the set of her new movie.
Jeremy Piven telling his new friend all about why sushi is bad for you.
Lily Allen and some really big gloves.
Matt Damon and his wife Luciana.
Mira Sorvino looks lovely.
Not the best picture ever of Nicole Kidman, but Keith Urban looks good.
Ralph Fiennes is in The Hurt Locker. You must see that movie. Excellent.
I didn't even recognize Rachel McAdams. Here she is with Eric Bana.
The first group shot I have seen from the SATC2 set.
Steven Soderbergh and his wife. I forgot he married Jules Asner.
Seann William Scott taking pictures of the paps.
The one and only Tilda Swinton.
At this point I think Tori Spelling has an inverted butt. There is no way someone can be so skinny.
Twilight mazes.
And Twilighters on the streets of Vancouver. Nikki Reed, Kristen Stewart and Elizabeth Reaser.
I have no idea what Wesley Snipes is doing here. A song and dance number?

Evan Rachel Wood & Alexander Skarsgard

Lainey is reporting that Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood are dating. See, the last I looked Evan Rachel Wood was still dating Marilyn Manson. It is hard to keep track of who Evan is dating. Lainey says she was dating Shane West. I know Marilyn has been around in the past month, but Lainey swears that Evan and Alexander have been dating for a couple of weeks now. All I know is that with the track record of Evan, I give this romance about as long as it takes for Evan to move on to a new show from True Blood.

I think Evan just wanted some of that attention that Anna and Stephen get and figured if she was going to pick a guy from the set, Alexander was not a bad choice.

What Do You Think?

If I am the vet for Aubrey O'Day's dog, I am telling her to go find a new vet. US Weekly interviewed Aubrey about how she is always dyeing her dog's hair to match whatever whim Aubrey has or whatever outfit she is going to wear. I guess some websites have criticized Aubrey for dyeing her dog. I have no idea if it is healthy for the dog or not. Aubrey says that she checks with her vet before ever dyeing her dog and that all the dyes are safe to use on pets. Can you imagine Aubrey calling her vet and saying, "Umm, I am thinking of dyeing Ginger the color of the rainbow today. Do you mind telling me if each of the dyes are safe?" After about the 20th call in a week I am pretty sure the vet just wishes Aubrey and the dog would go away. It's kind of the same way I feel about Aubrey.

Kathy Griffin And Jack Black Had Sex

I haven't been watching Life On The D List lately so I guess I missed Kathy Griffin talking about her romance with Jack Black. Oh, it wasn't recent. This was way back in the day. The NY Post got their hands on the book Official Book Club Selection which is Kathy's latest book and in it she thankfully doesn't discuss having sex with Jack Black, but does discuss the aftermath.

“One time, I spent the night at Jack’s place. I got up the next morning to take a shower so I could leave. When I got out, I couldn't find anything to dry myself with. ‘Jack, where are the towels?’ I yelled out. He said, “Um, I just have one that I use for a bathmat and a towel. So it’s the one on the floor.”

Nice. See, that is when you say to yourself, "Hmmm, maybe I can wait until I get home to shower." I bet if Jack Black wasn't married you would probably still go to his house and find the same situation all over again. I am trying to imagine the two of them together but I can't see it.

Jon Gosselin Despises Kate

Well all I can say is that I hope the Gosselin children were not watching Good Morning America this morning. If they had been they would have seen their dad say some pretty nasty things about their mom and not really seem too sorry about saying them. Of course he also wants to keep the media out of all this and hope they respect his privacy. Kate too.

"Our relationship will never be fixed... I don't trust her anymore. I was abused...I was beaten down...I'm not going back to that lifestyle."

I think all he is doing is repeating what people had said when they watched the show and made comments. Did she treat him poorly sometimes? Hell yes, but he isn't exactly a prize either.

Jon also said that it was Kate who broke off the marriage and that it was Kate who refused to go to marriage counseling. He also said the reason he stopped wearing his wedding ring was that Kate stole it. He also claimed she hid the remote control and so he couldn't watch what he wanted to on television and that she ate all the good chocolates while leaving him the ones with liquid in the middle.

"I can't sit on a sofa with that woman. I can't sit on someone right now that I despise—I despise because she's not speaking from the heart. Please, the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on TV."

That whole quote doesn't make much sense, but I have noticed when you let Jon try and string together more than a few sentences you usually get that result. I'm hoping this is the end for all the publicity and for the show. No more. The public has surrendered. We want no more of Jon & Kate. I want more of Hoarders.

Michael Jackson To Be Honored At Disneyland

I have heard of some really bad ideas in my time, but Disneyland deciding they are going to honor Michael Jackson is one of the worst ideas ever. This is a park that is designed for kids. It is supposed to be the happiest place on earth and I don't think that honoring someone who has a questionable history in his relationships with children should be the subject of a celebration of his life and career at a place that is supposed to make kids feel happy and safe.

The plan which is in the initial stages would have the park have a special Michael Jackson day which would presumably include everyone on the sex offender registry as well and they are all going to sit around and show the film Captain EO which was shown back in the 80's and 90's in the park.

An announcement is supposed to be made about the honor sometime this week.

Maksim & Karina Break Up

Just when you thought a couple had the staying power to last in Hollywood, it turns out Maksim and Karina Smirnoff are just like all the rest. Broken up. Apparently Maksim broke up with Karina because she wanted him to take a backseat to her career. I don't know exactly why that would cause someone to break up, or what kind of career one can expect to move onto from being a dancer on Dancing With The Stars. Yes, Julianne Hough is a singer now but has anyone else done anything? A source close to Maksim also said that Karina was a "crazy b**ch." Those were the words of the source and not mine. All I know is that now each of them will be free to romance and fall in love with their partner on the show. It has been awhile since we had one of those.

Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Casual To A Whole New Level

Gwyneth Paltrow took a flight from Barcelona over the weekend. Apparently she must have forgotten clothes that fit or she went on some massive cleanse over the weekend and lost 30 pounds. I am sure when she gets back from vacation and starts writing GOOP again that there will be some type of message about how it is best to travel with as few clothes as possible and there really is nothing more liberating then letting the entire world see your bra and what size you wear.

Who wakes up in the morning and says to themselves they are going to wear something like this in an airport. Did she not get enough attention this weekend?

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH son of a beloved rock icon has an impostor? The lookalike goes to S&M parties, wearing the same glasses his late "father" did, and doesn't correct people when they assume he's rock royalty -- but the impostor went too far by volunteering to appear as a foot-worshipping slave in a kinky video .

WHICH curvaceous starlet and her new Hollywood hubby were reckless at a swanky LA hotel recently? The normally private twosome were spotted snorting cocaine in front of other guests.