Apparently Lamar Odom Only Has One Shirt

He does however own more than one pair of pants. Someone should get him a three wolf moon shirt he can wear to the wedding.

Four For Friday - From Fashion Week Of Course

#1 & #2 - A conversation was overheard between this C list singer/actor and this married A list singer at least by name recognition if not talent.

C lister - I can't get laid here to save my life.
A lister - What you need to do is go to London next week for their show. I went a couple of years ago without the wife and this guy model gave me the best blowjob ever.

#3 - This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn't have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze.

#4 - Currently, and I mean only currently this television actress is probably a B-. As soon as her show gets canceled, and it will, she will be thrown back into obscurity. Hopefully. She does have a fairly famous boyfriend so she might stick around to torture the world. Anyway, she was at a show and was overheard saying how she hated 95% of the crap that the designer showed but that she would still like to get the other 5% of the stuff for free and that is the only reason she was there. Unfortunately for the actress, the designer heard every word and made sure to tell our actress that her work was 100% crap.

Random Photos Part Two

Tori Amos - Amsterdam
Anne Heche says she stands by what she said on Letterman. Her ex-husband is a lazy ass and she doesn't regret saying it. Meanwhile she and the ex have had to hire a parenting referee. I wonder why.
The newly married Alyssa Milano.
Alex Reid takes time off from sucking face with Katie Price to pose half naked for all of you.
Benjamin Bratt is kind of like Guy Ritchie. Ever since he and Julia Roberts broke up and he found Talisa Soto, it has been pretty much non stop smiles.
I'm sure it is all giggles at Brooke & Charlie's house until Charlie starts looking at porn and says, "slept with her, didn't sleep with her, slept with her."
Ben McKenzie you need to be in the photos more. You class the place up a bit.
As does Brad Pitt when he isn't trying to look like a Civil War general with his beard.
Billy Zane has a Napoleon complex.
Day 2 of Chris Brown's community service for beating the crap out of a defenseless woman.
And back to class. Clive Owen.
Speaking of class. I'm pretty sure Danica McKellar could teach any class on the planet.
Did you recognize Emily Blunt? I sure didn't. I recognize that wine she is drinking though and her friend in blue.
A first time appearance for Ethan Erickson.
Not so for Eva Longoria who took Mario Lopez as her date last night to the ALMA's and wore a much smaller ring than she normally wears.
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day award goes to Eric Winter and Roselyn Sanchez.
The award for most likely to date someone the age of his granddaughter if he had one award goes to George Clooney.
Gwen looks cool here. She looks like she will be pulling up her pants all day, but she looks cool.
Always cool is Hugh Laurie.
And the entire cast of House.
It has to be any day for Heidi Klum now right?
I hope Jennie Garth didn't buy Lindsay Lohan leggings.
Jennifer Hudson looks amazed to be on stage with Stevie Wonder. I would be too.
An American Idol reunion. Jennifer, Jordin, & Kelly.
A first time appearance for Jack Huston.
This is the first time in a long time I have seen Jennifer Love Hewitt without Jamie Kennedy holding on for dear life.
Hello Jamie Lynn Sigler.
Jennifer Morrison looks great as usual. However, every year they drag out this poor dog during award season and he or she must be tired of it by now.
Katherine Heigl, Josh Kelley & the baby.
Shannen Doherty and Kurt Iswarienko who I hope she dumps soon because I can't handle typing in his last name.

Random Photos Part One

Don't worry. I haven't lost my mind. There are two parts again to the photos. Just three months after writing an entire post about why no one should ever date an NBA basketball player and four weeks after meeting, Kneepads is reporting that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are getting married. I saw the stories yesterday and didn't really believe them, but Kneepads never goes out on a ledge unless it has about 100 feet of concrete supporting it. If the marriage lasted a year I would be shocked.
I love Leona Lewis' dress and as far as I know she is not marrying an NBA player.
Liza
Every candid of LeAnn Rimes always has this same pose. It is like she has one expression for cameras and this is it.
Most Awkward. Kiss. Ever.
Of course Nick might have just been looking at these photos of Mariah from her movie.
Melissa Etheridge looks great. Kelly does too, but we will get to her later so just pretend she isn't there.
Miley Cyrus has invented the mullet dress.
While Selena Gomez who is about the same age as Miley looks very lovely.
Martina McBride is just a great singer.
Apparently Nico Tortorella can't even bother waiting to get out of his coat before getting some up close time with Sara Paxton.
I always have to put in pictures of Noa Tishby. It is kind of like a rule. More of a guideline. If more people bought me drinks their pictures would be in the photos all the time too.
I just don't understand why no matter what event they are at, boxers like Oscar de la Hoya have to pose like this. Sure, he probably thinks it is better than posing in lingerie, but for the rest of us it gets old.
Not getting old to me at all is looking once again at Paula dressed as Ellen.
Penn Badgley. The forgotten actor from Gossip Girl.
Chace Crawford. Pretty much remembered all the time.
The 43rd time Perrey Reeves was asked to twirl her skirt.
The amazing Sheryl Crow.
Twice in a week for Seth Green and Clare Grant, but the look on Seth's face is priceless. Add three inches to Clare's height and shrink Seth by about an inch and you have Tom and Katie, minus the genuine smiles. Oh, and the fake breasts. Unless Tom has some. Maybe? Noooo.
She may yell at people for not giving them a table, but Salma Hayek looks pretty.
They need a Hart To Hart reunion movie.
Holy crap. Sarah Silverman is wearing a dress. Sure, it looks like she raided the cast offs from Hee Haw, but it is a dress.
I didn't even recognize Toni Braxton.
Yeah, Monopoly is all well and good until someone decides to start taking shots and screaming, "You want Marvin's Gardens, I will show you Marvin's Gardens."

Your Turn

In today's Your Turn, I thought I would borrow heavily from the only pimp I know who appears regularly on Bravo. James Lipton. James always asks each of his guests a series of 10 questions when they appear on Inside The Actor's Studio. Today though we are going to focus on just three of those questions.

#1 - Favorite Word
#2 - Least Favorite Sound Or Noise
#3 - Favorite Curse Word

My favorite word changes frequently but I have always been a fan of the word pudding. My least favorite sound is the alarm on my clock or the words, "last call." My Favorite curse word has got to be fuckers. Not fuck, but fuckers. It is usually preceded by the word those as in those fuckers are closing the bar early.

The Earth Just Stopped Spinning - Rebecca Gayheart Is Pregnant

I have to tell you that I wasn't expecting this story. I would have never picked Rebecca Gayheart to be the loving mother type. Well, if by loving mother type you mean going to the Ryan O'Neal lets do drugs together school, than yes, I think she will be great.

Star Magazine is reporting that Rebecca and Eric Dane are expecting a baby. Apparently she has passed the three month mark. Tell me you were expecting this one. Wow their child is going to have a lot of friends at school. Between the passing around of the sex tapes and asking if their mom can sell them some crack their child is going to be very popular.

I can't believe she is pregnant.

Paula Abdul As Ellen

Paula Abdul has a sense of humor which is a very good thing, and is what is going to get her through the next few years of barely working. Last night at the VH-1 We Want You To Think They Are Divas concert, Paula dressed up liked Ellen and had a very good time doing it. SNL should really giver her a call. Hosting an episode sounds like a good fit for her.

VH1 Divas | Divas Video

Susan Boyle Was Lip Synching On America's Got Talent

Does anyone sing live anymore? On a show that is all about live performances, the biggest one of all was actually pre-recorded. Susan Boyle was on the finale of America's Got Talent where she sang Wild Horses. The entire show was live except for Susan's part. We know she can sing so why on earth was it taped ahead of time? It turns out the producers were scared that Susan would freeze up or get stage fright and be unable to perform.

A report in the Daily Star says, "Given Susan's history, no-one was taking any chances. It was a sensible precaution to get her songs in the can. It took the pressure off her and enabled her to relax and give her best in front of her biggest ever audience."

Yeah give her best mouthing performance. The show is about live talent. Acts don;t get to tape ahead of time what they are going to do, so it seems really wrong for the entire show to be live except for her part. It also makes me seriously question whether anyone will ever see her sing live again. When she goes on tour how will you know that it is her? I know Susan can sing, but what makes a performance great is the fact that it is happening in front of you and can change and be different from night to night. If I want some pre-recorded crap they can just sit a Susan Boyle doll on stage and press play on the CD player. That isn't what people want and it isn't what people thought they were watching when they watched her on the show.

Dina Lohan Says God Is The Reason Lindsay Lohan & Audrina Patridge Burglar Was Caught

Except for Michael Lohan, I didn't realize the Lohan family was so religious. Apparently though they must go to church every week and tithe and just be good Christians because Dina Lohan thinks God is the one responsible for arresting an 18 year old suspect in the home burglaries of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge.

Nicholas Prugo was arrested yesterday morning and charged in the two break-ins. His bail was set at $20,000 which is just five thousand less than the guy who had a knife and almost got to Ryan Seacrest.

What I am most interested in hearing about is who was with Nicholas. There is at least one woman in the video who keeps her face hidden but wouldn't you just love for it to be Lindsay. That would make my year. I would sit here everyday and comment on it with the biggest smile on my face you ever saw.

When Dina Lohan was asked for her reaction to the arrest she said, "Yes, we have found [him], God is good."

First of all I think it was the police who found him. Second of all I think God doesn't have anything to do with it. I don't know what this little ploy is of Dina's or if she thinks she is going to make some money sending Ali and Cody on some kind of church tour but I really don't think God would appreciate being brought into this by a mother who lets her 15 year old kid hang out with her 50 year old sister at clubs smoking and drinking all night.

Now, with that being said, if God is reading this right now, oh please make the female in the video be Lindsay. Amen.

Suzanne Somers Says Patrick Swayze Was Killed By Chemo

It doesn't take long for someone to come out of the woodwork and look a little kooky after a celebrity death. The problem is that when it is another celebrity then other people believe what they say and then have questions about what they are doing to themselves and might stop based on the ramblings of an infomercial queen.

Suzanne Somers was in Toronto for the film festival and she was asked about Patrick Swayze's death.

"They took a beautiful man and put poison in his body. Why couldn't they have built him up nutritionally and gotten rid of the toxins? . . . I hate to be this controversial . . . but I have to speak out."

She also has to speak out because she has a book about cancer coming out next month and so a little controversy will probably help those book sales. Suzanne is a cancer survivor so she can definitely talk about her own cancer fight and I also know that everyone can make their own decision about what they want to do to fight the cancer in their body. I don;t even know what she is talking about here. Chemo is a poison and the idea is that it kills the cancer before it kills you. I don't understand what she means about getting rid of toxins. Does she think people should do a GOOP cleanse if they get cancer? Patrick had one of the most aggressive types of cancer. To me what Suzanne is advocating is that he should not have done any chemo which just seems wrong. Just this week I found out that one of my friends is cancer free after being diagnosed last year with cervical cancer. She lost all her hair and suffered through chemo but her cancer is gone and hopefully she will be healthy enough to spend the next fifty years with her husband and children. I don't think I would be sitting here saying the same thing if she had decided to forego chemo and follow Suzanne's advice.

What Happens When American Idol Auditions Go Really Bad

I listen to Ryan Seacrest fairly frequently in the mornings. He annoys me, but when he is in a bad mood and tired and an ass he can actually be pretty amusing to listen to. But no matter how much of an ass I think he may be, the thought that someone would go after him with a knife is a little disconcerting. Actually it is a lot disconcerting, but that is what happened yesterday. The guy in the mug shot is Chidi Uzomah.

Chidi confronted Ryan when Ryan was leaving Children's Hospital in Orange County. Chidi walked up to Ryan and asked for an autograph. Ryan gave it to him and the next thing you know Chidi was trying to block Ryan from getting to his car. A security guard stepped in between the pair and then Chidi started choking the guard and they started fighting. Chidi was finally subdued and when the police arrested him found a switchblade on him.

Before this incident you really wouldn't think Ryan would need security or a bodyguard, but when someone is in front of the camera everyday for E! and has that entire American Idol audience there is that chance that someone just doesn't like you or decided that you are evil or that perhaps you are the reason Paula Abdul left the show.

Ryan isn't a judge so I don't know if this guy was offended at an audition or doesn't like the kind of gel Ryan puts in his hair or what, but to have some guy who is as big as this guy is confront you and he has a knife and it is because of you being on television, that gives you pause and makes you rethink this whole do they really need bodyguards question.

Amy Winehouse Is Just 26?

Amy Winehouse was out on the town last night celebrating her birthday which was Monday. I'm reading along in the article and looking at the pictures of her boyfriend and wondering whether the red on Amy's shirt is blood and what the hell is on her nose and then I see that she turned 26 on Monday. 26? Seriously? I knew she was kind of young, but 26? She looks about 40. I can't imagine what she is actually going to look like when she is 40 assuming of course she makes it that far. Maybe it is just because I feel like I have been talking about her for 26 years that I can't imagine she is just 26.

This new guy she is with is named Tyler James and they used to date back in 2003 when Amy actually look like a normal 20 year old. Tyler is also 26 and when you look at them, it actually looks like he is dating a cougar. Seriously she is 26? Tell me by looking at her that you think she looks 26.

The Tommy Hilfiger Show From NY Fashion Week - Oh And Eliot Spitzer Too

It has been about a year since MI wrote a post for the site. Oh sure, she lets me know when Shia LaBeouf takes a smoking break on the set of Wall Street 2 or if someone on a set is nice or mean, but there hasn't been any actual writing in some time. That changes today as MI hit Fashion Week yesterday and specifically the Tommy Hilfiger show. Here is her report.

Oh, to be a poor, underpaid flack during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Tommy Hilfiger was the very last show for spring 2010 and not only did we actually have seats (SEATS!) we got a VIP tour of the tents. (Sorry I don't have photos of the tents from the outside, but I was so thrilled about getting escorted up the steps and past security, I totally forgot.)

Immediately inside is the lobby: a HUUUUGE room overflowing with people, where sponsors like TRESemme, LU and Mercedes had funky display booths. Best part about the lobby? The open bar (YES!)
We headed back to the VIP areas where the celebs enter the tents. Tommy Hilfiger and his fam were hanging out before the show in one of the VIP lounges, probably bouncing off the walls. I can only imagine the excitement in the room. Working and planning for over a year on a show that lasts only 10 minutes? Insane.
Before the show started, we had a sneak peak of the runway- only one person had taken their seat. Front row. Center. The Grand Bitch herself, Ms. Anna Wintour. The sunglasses weren't on...yet and, as always, she looked immaculate.From our seats, we did have a direct view of Anna but- I'm sorry to say- the celebs all sat on our side of the runway, so I only snapped photos of their backs. All the photogs were clamoring for photos of Rosario Dawson, Sarah Ferguson (Fergie 1.0) and (squeal!) Ms. Taylor Swift herself. And for the record, I think Kanye-gate was a set-up she knew nothing about. Kanye's big apology took place on Leno's first show...Are you kidding me? As Lafayette would say, hooker please.Anyway, once the lights dimmed and the music started pumping, Anna's sunglasses were on, the arms and legs were crossed and bitch was all business. Watching Anna watch the models was the best part of the show (like I could afford any of that shit anyway). You could tell when she was interested in something- she'd watch the model walk the full length of the runway, following with her head as she turned and walked back- and you knew she hated something when she wouldn't waste her time turning her head to follow the model.
I met Anna, sort of, last year. I was outside my office and she was waiting for her town car. As she walked by me, I got a little over-excited and blurted out "big fan." BIG FAN? Can you imagine? Utter embarrassment. I still get shudders when I think about it. And she actually said "thank you."

Anyway, the show lasted 10 minutes. Only 10 minutes of dresses with clean lines and rich fabrics, funky men's suits and preppy leisure-wear. That's it. Then the finale, a quick wave from the designer and the lights come up. So insane.


On the way out, I somehow talked my way into a gift bag with swag from some of the sponsors. AWESOME. When I got home and opened it, my boyfriend told me it reminded him of when he was a kid on Christmas morning (I'm a Jew, so never experienced that one). Funniest item was the $500 gift certificate to a fine jewelry store named Alex Soldier. I freaked. Until I read the fine print- "$500 discount on purchase worth at least $3,000." F that. (Although I'm happy to mail the certificate to a CDAN reader if someone is interested- just let Enty know)So that's my report from Bryant Park. Ent, I'll accept the following as a thank you present:
Oh, one more thing! It took a while to catch a cab and as we were walking around we ran into Eliot Spitzer! Ew! I didn't realize until my friend told me. That's when I ran an entire Avenue to catch up with him and ask for a photo. He was actually really nice about it, but I couldn't find my camera buried under all the crap in my bag. Bummer. Sorry guys. He's tiny and freaky-looking anyway.

Happy Friday and hope you enjoyed my little post. Cheers!

Every Celebrity In The UK Is A Suspect - But Here Is The Name - Kind Of

So, yesterday I e-mailed some people in the UK who told me the name of the person Katie Price said during the taping of her reality show and accused of raping her. It turns out that once you have the name and then Google it in a combination with Katie Price that it is pretty common knowledge at least on message boards.

Of course the name that was given to me is not the first name that was bandied about on the message boards. The first name and a man who has been CLEARED is Warren Furman who was a Gladiator on the UK version of that show. He dated Katie for two years. No one in the media thinks he did it and he was not the person named in the ITV taping, but from now until the end of time if you Google his name, I am sure there will be some kind of tag with rape.

The celebrity Katie named is not really known in the US unless you are a huge sports fan. He also has something in common with a very famous person from a famous family, who recently passed away. That is about as much as I am willing to reveal and I only reveal that because that is the name Katie said to everyone on the set of her show and not because I believe he necessarily a rapist.

From what the police are saying today, I'm not sure there would ever be enough to charge the man with a crime. "Based on our inquiries and the lack of substantiated information - particularly around locations and dates of any allegations - we have recorded an incident, but due to its very historic nature we are dependent on Miss Price's co-operation to formally record a crime and continue any investigation. Should any new information come to light, it will be diligently investigated and this position may be reviewed."

Yesterday Katie was specifically asked about the guy I have semi-hidden above and she refused to make any kind of statement. I wonder now if she wishes she had stayed quiet about the whole thing. I understand about keeping something like this between you and your family and friends, but when you tell an entire production crew the name, then you need to do something about it and not just keep saying the name and accusing someone of doing something without allowing them to defend themselves.

Ted C Blind Item

There's a pretty successful media dude who's become awfully adept at peddling the gossipy side o' life via his electronic media kingdom. His name is Whore-Hey Hoeman. Considering Mr. Hoeman's arguably impressive background, many folks have been surprised by the guy's career path. But does Whore-Hey care in the least? Nope, not at all. Especially with all the bucks he's currently making, not to mention the great ass he's getting on the side!

So what's the prob? Well, someone who's not exactly a fan of Hoeman caught him at a private resort...

...being all sorts of cozy with the secret luscious boyfriend, out in public.

The fellow resortgoer was not impressed, as she has many, many friends who are, at times, razzed, ridiculed, fried and cut up to pieces by Whore-Hey's increasingly cutting media mouth. And she knew perfectly well that the nearly naked beef beside Whore-Hey's side was one he planned on keeping (firmly) on the down-low, with a sweaty grip.

So she made her approach. She scooted over. She feigned mutual-friend hellos, that sort of silly social thing.

Whore-Hey was cool, but polite. Then she went for it: "How would you like it if I took your picture right now with your boyfriend and sold it someplace and just put this out for all the world to see?!" she seethed, half-jokingly, but really not.

Hoeman immediately clammed up, iced the woman and glared right past her. His point was clear: He would most definitely not like it, and she was therefore promptly dismissed. Our brave babe asked again, to no avail, before marching off, equally chilly, but no pic taken.

But get this: The ticked-off rich bitch is plotting. She still considers it a good idea to get Hoeman photographed (or written about) in any way he would consider unflattering, whenever she gets another chance.

She be on a mission, this vengeful broad.

So beware, Whore-Hey.

And It Ain't: A.J. Hammer, Mario Lopez, Matt Drudge

Today's Blind Items - Fashion Week

So, a reality star, a designer and an actress walk into a bar. No, not into a bar actually, but it sounds much better that way. They actually just walked backstage at a show. The female reality star who has a huge history of drug problems did some coke and passed it around. The designer who was just about to show their collection, did four lines back to back to back to back, and then passed it along to our C list television actress with B list name recognition on a VERY hit show. Our actress spilled a little on her dress and when trying to brush it off, rubbed it in so took off her dress and stood there naked while she did some lines on a make up table. She then put back on the dress and joined the reality star back out front.

#1 - Reality star
#2 - Designer
#3 - Actress

Random Photos Part Two

Henry Gibson - RIP
Alicia Keys doesn't look pregnant from this angle.
So, it is a good thing I have this picture to substantiate my claim that she is.
Amber Rose is just not that attractive to me.
Now Amy Sedaris on the other hand. I love her.
While I know many of you feel the same way about Billy Burke.
One of the best actors around is Ben Whishaw. If you haven't heard of him before, you will.
Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. It is a quilt and Cate Blanchett did steal it from your grandmother's sofa.
I'm not sure why Christie Brinkley is posing like that, but she is the expert.
"I have to keep f**king my chicken." (Yes, I know the picture is about a year old, but it goes really well with today's theme.)
Obviously Hilary Duff didn't find that as funny as I did. Yeah, well your boyfriend got traded to Edmonton so there.
I need another Bourne movie. In the meantime I will have to be satisfied with pictures of Joan Allen. Oh, and Jeremy Irons.
James Blunt auditioning for Napoleon Dynamite 2 - "I Have A Twin"
Jane Campion and Holly Hunter. That is a great combination.
John Fogerty - Nashville
I have to remind myself that this is not a modeling shot. Jimmy Jean Louis does look that good. Bastard.
Jennifer Lopez in a Victoria Beckham dress. Seriously. She poses with Nancy Pelosi while Marc Anthony gives a massage to another woman in the background.
And the back of Jennifer's dress.
Umm, I don't mean to be rude. Happy Birthday by the way Skeletor, but shouldn't there be a knife in this picture. I have stuck my finger in many cakes, but somehow I don't think it is appropriate when there are guests to be served.
Jude Law's baby mama has sold her story and the baby pictures for $200K. Allegedly. That seems really, really high.
I think if they ever make a Rat Pack movie again that Joey McIntyre needs to be in it.
I see Giovanni Ribisi in more of a Dragnet remake.
Kevin Connelly growing a beard. That is what passes for news around here.
I am never going to get used to Katharine McPhee as a blonde, or nursing home white or whatever color that is.

Random Photos Part One

As deserving as she probably is for the top spot, today is going to be another two parter, so she is not technically at the top. She does look great though so that is a plus.
Jesus trying to find Madonna's ass. I think that is in the Bible somewhere.
Megan Fox spots some of the Transformers crew in the audience.
Morgan Fairchild will be 60 years old in February. She doesn't look it at all.
So, if you are a fan of Mad Men you should probably force yourself to watch Oprah on Monday. She is having a special episode devoted to the show and the 60's in general. Everyone in the audience and Oprah will be all dressed in 60's clothing.
I don't know what the photographer said to Mark Paul Gosselaar and Justin Kirk but to get that reaction it must be about possibly having Screech's baby.
Martha Stewart said at this event last night that Jessica Simpson should have been watching her dog more closely. Earlier this year Martha was not watching her dog when it got blown up. I had forgotten about that propane explosion until the Jessica story came out.
OK, see, now I see what all the fuss is about. Natalie Portman looks great. Of course her publicist will yell at me for 20 minutes if I say anything other than that. You think I am kidding, then you come be on the receiving end. But since she looks great anyway, then why not say it.
Someone who could look good even after spending three days in the woods camping with Courtney Love is Neil Patrick Harris.
Nicole Richie in her first public appearance since Blue Jay was born.
Notice the kid right in the center of Nadya's breasts. Do you think he is enjoying this money making photo opportunity?
Nia Vardalos who had the lowest grossing movie of the year. Yay Nia!!
And her husband Ian Gomez who I wish would have his own spin off from the Drew Carey show.
Oliver Hudson always looks like he can kick your ass.
Paget Brewster has eliminated that age old problem of how to shorten the two minutes you spend taking off your clothes each night when you get home and putting on your pajamas.
Pauley Perrette will be on at least one episode of Chris O'Donnell's version of NCIS.
Not going to be on NCIS because he has his own show is Paul Schneider.
The guy on the right is Raymond Clark III. He was arrested earlier today for the murder of Yale student Annie Le. The woman on the left is Raymond's girlfriend.
After that horror I need some Real Housewives love. Well, not actual love, but hey I do have love for the show. These are members of the RHNY cast.
4 out of 5 Spice Girls recommend the night is much more fun when Victoria Beckham is back in Los Angeles.
Shia LaBeouf on the set of Wall Street 2
Bobby Flay and Stephanie March promoting a project of hers for a change.
Uma in W
Now you know what the main characters of Where The Wild Things Are look like.

Police Interview Katie Price About Rape Claims - Alleged Suspect Interviewed By The Mirror

Police in the UK yesterday sat down and had a little chat with Katie Price about the claims she has made alleging rape. Detectives have made arrangements with her for a full interview sometime in the near future.

Yesterday it was also reported that Katie had been talking about the rape on her reality show and said the name of the person during the taping. Well that sent the producers of the show into a tizzy and they made the entire cast and crew and production staff to never tell anyone what they had heard Katie say. Of course the news leaked in about five seconds. So, apparently the entire entertainment community in the UK knows and so do all the tabloids.

Yesterday, The Mirror showed up on the doorstep of the guy Katie named and he said he didn't do anything and didn't want to talk about anything and asked the reporters to leave.

The name is going to come out either today or tomorrow. None of the UK tabloids will print the name because they don't want to get sued, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Mirror Sun pass it along to the NY Post who would publish it. If it is the person Katie named then they would probably be safe from a lawsuit from the alleged rapist. Probably. In the UK though there libel laws are much tougher and there is no way they could get away with it right now.

Charlize Theron Plays Beer Pong With Jimmy Fallon

Charlize Theron and beer pong. It almost sounds like a fantasy. Throw in some bacon and it is. Yesterday Jimmy Fallon got to live that fantasy. Minus the bacon. Charlize Theron became one of the few guests who was willing to play beer pong with Jimmy and no one has ever looked better while doing so.

Jessica Simpson Is Still Looking For Her Dog

Two days and several thousand dollars later, Jessica Simpson is still looking for her dog. Oh, and if you are not with her you are against her. Or an asshole as she puts it. On her Twitter yesterday she said, "Still holding out hope despite the assholes that say is it (sic) a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby...why would I stop searching? I'm a mom.

At least she has given up the idea that the coyote who took Daisy away while Jessica was standing there is going to see Jessica's Twitter page. For the first day all her messages were addressed to the coyote. Apparently that whole every child gets a laptop thing has spread to the animal kingdom. And they have wireless. Yesterday Jessica hired some company that will look for your dog. The company called 1,000 of Jessica's closest neighbors. Yeah, that is the deluxe service and will cost you many thousands of dollars.

I do feel sorry for her though. I know what it is like to lose a dog, and if I had a dog snatched by coyotes and had the money I might hire a company to look for the dog also.

Better Than A Picture - Video Of Chris Brown Performing Community Service For Beating Rihanna

Yesterday I posted a photo of Chris Brown pulling weeds and cleaning a stable. So many of you loved the picture that I thought you might enjoy watching him on video for a couple of minutes. I have to say it doesn't look like he is having too hard of a time, but at least he is doing something other than beating Rihanna.

Keep F**king That Chicken

I have no idea what world the Fox 5 anchor from New York is in, but when I hear a weather report my first reaction is not usually to tell the weatherman to keep f**king that chicken. Oh sure, I might be eating chicken at the time but I am not contemplating f**king it. I mean that would be wrong on so many levels. Plus it really would be a waste of good chicken. Anyway, last night Ernie Anastos at the Fox affiliate in New York decided out of the blue that he was going to tell the weatherman exactly what he should be doing with that chicken and it wasn't eating it.

Jon Gosselin's Lawyer Wins The Spin Award Of The Week

I posted yesterday about the Gosselin nanny, Stephanie Santoro and her sexy time with Jon Gosselin. In case you were not around yesterday, let me give you a very quick recap. Jon called her late one night for a booty call. She came over. Over the course of a few weeks they had sex 9 times. Jon was a 9 in the romance department but wasn't the best she ever had performance wise, but she didn't care about that.

OK, so that was the story. Now, one of the things you may not have noticed recently is that Jon found himself a new lawyer. A lawyer who loves the spotlight. I don't recall ever hearing from Jon;s first lawyer, but this one has something to say everyday whether you want him to or not. He was probably recommended by Michael Lohan.

The lawyer released a statement to E! yesterday that sounds like a denial, but it is actually a non denial denial.

"The content of the story is shocking. ( I agree. Someone knowingly had sex with Jon nine times and then bragged about it.)

"Especially in light of the fact that a non-disclosure agreement purportedly prepared by the production company had been signed by the nanny before she started working with the Gosselin family." ( I think they had sex before she started working for the family. His use of the word purportedly there makes me think he has no idea who wrote it and it could have been Jon on the back of a condom wrapper)

"With each story about Jon the tabloids continue to enjoy record-breaking sales with much needed boosts to their profit line in this poor economy." ( Not to mention fat lawyer fees when the tabloids come to you looking for a comment)

He added: "The tabloids don't need a stimulus package from President Obama. They simply need to find a storyteller each week who is out of work and can greatly benefit by being the recipient of the $100,000-plus payday for a hot story concerning Jon Gosselin - which for the most part is sensational, regardless of whether it is verifiable or true." ( Well if she got $100K that is like $11K for each time they had sex. You figure, 40% to taxes and another 20% to therapy so that leaves about $40K. You figure he is a good for what, two minutes? So 18 minutes and $40K, but the nightmares will be with you forever.)

So, the point of the lawyer talking was? Yeah. Nothing that I can see.

Mary Travers Has Died

Last night many of you e-mailed me to tell me that Mary Travers had passed away. At the time I was torn about whether I should post something immediately or just put her picture at the top of the random photos today in honor of her memory. In the end I decided to kind of compromise. Last night I mentioned it to my mother who hadn't heard the news. She started reminiscing about the group and reminded me that my parents used to always played Peter, Paul & Mary records around the house.

It's true and because of that I still love a lot of their songs. I know my parents would go see the group almost every summer when they would tour and relive whatever it was they were doing 40+ years ago. I seem to recall a cartoon that was based on the song Puff The Magic Dragon and surprisingly enough it didn't have any references to smoking pot and no one was trapped in a hot box. I think it was about a dragon called Puff.

So many of the songs from the sixties were sung by so many people that everyone associates a certain song with the group or artist that affected them the most. One always associates Blowin' In The Wind with Bob Dylan, but PP&M managed to take it to number 2 on the charts. Despite all their success, PP&M only managed one number one song and it is still one that my parents play all the time. Leaving On A Jet Plane.

Last night my mom played a couple of their albums and she and my dad got quietly drunk and remembered. Some of this they did aloud and some of it was quiet, but music has a way of taking you to a certain place and a certain moment in time and even though one of their favorites is gone, the music and the memories will remain.

Leaving On A Jet Plane



Puff The Magic Dragon

Another Avril Lavigne & Deryck Whibley Divorce Story

I try and get excited about these Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley divorce stories but they just don't get the blood pumping. US is exclusively reporting that Avril kicked Deryck out of their home and that divorce papers will be filed any day now, but what would get me excited is if they gave the reasons for the divorce instead of just reporting on the divorce. I also would like to know how this is an exclusive considering that other tabloids have also reported the same thing. I guess maybe it is an exclusive for today. So, tomorrow if In Touch reports the same thing then it would be exclusive for them since they would be the only ones reporting it tomorrow. At what point does it stop being exclusive and just common knowledge?

Anyway, Deryck is supposed to be devastated and neither rep would comment or was available for comment. When Avril was at her fashion show the other day she was still wearing her wedding ring. She had the diamond on her right ring finger but was wearing the wedding band on her left ring finger. Yes, there are some people out there who love her fashion. Well, Wal-Mart anyway. I think that is where her line of clothes is sold. Seriously.

Australian Man Has Four Children With Daughter **WARNING** Graphic & Disturbing

An Australian man was charged this week with raping his daughter over a 30 year period and fathering four children with her. If the story stopped right there it would be tragic, but it gets so much worse.

The Melbourne Herald Sun reports that some neighbors had been complaining to the police about the man and his relationship with his daughter for almost the entire 30 year period this occurred. The man started having sex with his daughter when she was 11. Apparently some neighbors told police who never did anything to stop it. Other neighbors were quoted as saying they knew something was going on but didn't want to get involved because it wasn't their business.

But wait. It gets worse. The wife of the man and the mother of the girl who was raped said she had no idea none of this was going on despite the fact that her daughter gave birth to four kids in this time period.

"One day she just up and left and I haven't seen her for years. The first I knew of all this is when they came and arrested [my husband]," the victim's mother told the paper.

"We lived in a big house, so I wouldn't have known."

The daughter ran away from the house in 2005. She went straight to the police. They did nothing. Absolutely nothing. In 2007, she filed a restraining order against her father and the police did nothing. It was not until this week that the man was charged with any crime. Are you f**king kidding me?

In not only this case, but the recent case in California, the police had a chance to stop these tragic events and they did nothing. It makes you wonder how many of these things are going on every day all over the world in all of our neighborhoods.

All of the four children born have significant health problems and one of the children died very young. The police have said that the children and their mother are safe and in hiding right now and under police protection. Yeah? Where was all that help 30 years ago when you were first notified?

Who Said Lindsay Lohan Was In A Psych Ward?

I am pretty sure that at no time yesterday did I see any story that said Lindsay Lohan was in a psych ward. Lindsay however would like the world to know that the story which never existed is in fact not true.

"Hahahaha my publicist just called me & said she heard I was in a psych ward!!!! Hahaha WHAT IS WRONG with people???? I'm working lol,"

I think the whole point of all this was to allow the publicist to let the world know that Lindsay is actually working. Yes, a real job. She even got a free trip to Texas out of it. I knew she was filming a small part in the movie Machete with Robert DeNiro and Jessica Alba, but I guess no one really noticed and so she thought the psych ward story would be a good one to throw out there.

Meanwhile Dina Lohan also chimed in to say she is working on a new website called LohanHouse.com which, despite the name is not in fact a permanent rehab facility for all Lohan family members but is going to be a site dedicated to giving us all the real facts about the Lohan family and also allow those of you with more money than sense an opportunity to buy Lohan inspired clothing. I can't wait until they have a sale on vials. Maybe there will be Santa ones for Christmas.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which celeb shocked dinner party guests by serving up a funny tasting icing powder on a silver tray?

Today's Blind Items - Fashion Week

This fairly young C list television actress who used to be B and also has had her shot at movies as a lead walked into a show this week. She had arranged for a front row seat, but when she walked in and saw all kinds of Real Housewives mess she decided that she was waaay too good for them. She decided to share this information with the rest of the tent and said it very loudly and very clearly so the whole place could hear. She then turned around and walked out. Of course at the rate of one project a year for our actress she probably should have stayed and asked if she could guest star on their show.

Random Photos Part Two

There is a certain kind of symmetry to the fact that Mel B was on the top of part one and David Beckham is on the top of Part 2. Of course here though David is not with his wife, but another singer instead. Shakira, who I happen to think is more attractive.
David must think so as well as he goes in for the kiss as Shakira holds her breath. Note to self. No garlic eating at lunch.
And the awkward kiss continues with Shakira finally able to breathe. I have no idea where her hand is traveling, but maybe to check if the Armani ads are real?
Alan Cumming and Christian Siriano laughing about the time Lindsay Lohan told them she was a fashion designer.
This is Ashley Dupre who walked the runway for some eco fashion line. I didn't even recognize her. She is the hooker from the Elliot Spitzer scandal.
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day award goes to Alessandro Nivola and Audrey Tautou. They have previously won and therefore are no longer eligible for the award.
Agent Provocateur calls this their army. Never let it be said that I don't support the troops.
And then the bus driver killed everyone on board because he couldn't take his eyes off the army.
Larry David and the man on the left is Bob Einstein aka Super Dave Osborne. Remember him?
Chris Brown picking up trash.
Scott Bakula doesn't look like he has aged in 20 years. Here he is with his wife Chelsea.
Courtney Love checking to see if she is still alive. She probably practiced on Kurt.
You thought it was Valerie Bertenelli didn't you? It is actually Catherine Zeta Jones.
Evan Rachel Wood is very pretty. I just don't think she seems very friendly.
Someone who is probably friendly is Gerard Butler.
I know Hal Sparks is friendly. And funny.
Jennifer Aniston has to go pee. Aaron Eckhart looks like he has dropped some weight.
I like this look for Jessica Alba.
Josh Hartnett. Earlier in the week he spent the night with Sienna Miller perched in his lap.
Jesse Metcalfe had no one perched in his lap last night.
As far as I know James Purefoy and Michael Bassett stayed lap free as well.
Kellie Pickler looks great and that guy from Murphy Brown looks like he got a job carrying her bags.
Kat Von D and Juliette Lewis.
How bad does your life have to suck that your job is to hold an umbrella for Lauren Conrad. That isn't an Academy Award winner out there you are protecting, it is Lauren Conrad.
Between Taylor and Lindsay I'm pretty sure they have run through every drug in the dictionary.
Lili Taylor!! That must mean it is a Say Anything night tonight.

Random Photos Part One

Don't worry, Mel B is not at the actual top of the photos. There are going to be two parts today. Yes, that is Mel B. It doesn't really look like her. Last week she was kissing a guy in front of her husband and this week getting massaged in front of her husband. At some point I wonder if this will progress further than kissing and massages.
Matt Damon up close.
Richard Lewis up close.
Mary J. Blige went to the Empire State Building and loved it so much that
she took one home with her so she could play the home version of the game. Or, just put it somewhere and forget about it.
I was getting worried but luckily for all of us Mary Kate Olsen has returned to the dark side, or at least bad fashion choices and slouching.
Mickey Rourke looks good. He is wearing an actual suit and not something from a 70's Las Vegas show. I guess he wanted to impress his 20 year old date. Hey, at least she isn't a teenager because a mid 50's guy dating a teenager is weird. Dating a 20 year old? Perfectly acceptable.
Mena Suvari looking lovely in her outfit from the Elvis Jailhouse Rock collection.
Mark Wahlberg is having another child. I believe that would make 42.
Those are actual people who are about to pay actual money to buy Peter Andre's CD.
Pink - Seattle
Rachel Bilson and what looks to be a souvenir from the movie Crank.
Roseanne Barr. I think the tattoo really complements the rest of the outfit.
Ryan Seacrest appears in deep thought. Apparently someone asked him if he wanted fries with that.
Robbie Williams in his bathrobe and lightsaber is really just another typical day.
Sarah Mclachlan - Toronto
I can't even remember anymore if Sam Trammel has been in the photos before.
Buy a book and have it signed by Serena Williams and she will scream and swear at you as a bonus. Get that real life US Open experience all for the price of a book.
I haven't seen Thora Birch in forever. No sign of her dad. I wonder if he is still as creepy as he was in the past.

When Facebook Pictures Show Up On X Factor

Clover Spread is one of the main advertisers on X Factor over in the UK. A few weeks ago when the commercial started airing, I started getting lots of e-mails talking about how they had seen one of my Facebook pictures in the commercial. It was the one where I am eating a hamburger and sitting in a boat. Well, after a lot of searching I finally found a clip of the commercial and sure enough, 15 seconds in, there is yours truly on a boat as an example of being fat. Sure, the boat is about to sink because of my weight, but in my defense it is a really small boat. It does make you think twice about what photos you want to upload to Facebook, but it did give me a chance to be on X Factor without having to sing or listen to Simon.

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Burt Reynolds Is In Rehab

Prescription medication strikes again. According to The National Enquirer, Burt Reynolds has been in a rehab facility for a few weeks in an attempt to fight his addictions to prescription drugs and alcohol. Burt decided to go to rehab after an August 21st incident at his house in Florida where he was found semi-conscious and covered in blood after falling to the ground next to his pool.

A source said, "The houseman found Burt lying in a pool of blood. He'd fallen and was badly cut. The houseman drove him to the hospital. But this time, Burt was behaving strangely, and doctors were so concerned about his state of mind that they sent him to the county mental health facility in West Palm Beach."

Doctors wouldn't let Burt out of the hospital until he agreed to go into rehab.

The source then said, "He's been increasingly abusing booze and prescription drugs, mainly painkillers. There have been many times recently when he's been completely out of it, and twice in the last few months he's ended up at the ER (emergency room).
"...Burt wasn't happy about it, but he checked in, went through detox and then joined a regular 30-day rehab program." (The picture above is Burt at the rehab facility)

You Have To Love Kids

Last night at the Philadelphia Phillies game, a dad caught a home run ball. He was ecstatic and then he shared the ball with his daughter. She was ecstatic too and promptly threw the ball back to the field. Definitely worth 9 seconds of your time.

****Update - The first one got pulled. Here is another version which is actually better but is 27 seconds long. I can't believe MLB are being that a-holeyish about the entire thing. It is nine seconds and shows none of the game. They have taken a great father daughter moment and decided they wanted to control who saw it.

Whitney Does Oprah - Bobby Brown Does Celebrity Fit Club

There has always been a disparity in the careers of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Whitney has always been on top, while Bobby had a brief stay at the top, but for the most part has spent the remainder of his career trying to relive some of his past glory. He found some when he starred in that reality show Being Bobby Brown with Whitney on Bravo. Great show by the way. So, then he tried to keep that ball rolling by singing country music. When that didn't work he found a few more women to get pregnant and when that didn't work he decided to sign up for Celebrity Fit Club.

According to TMZ, Bobby is all set to appear in the new season of the show. As for why he is doing it? Oprah won't return his calls. Plus, he has a lot of child support payments.

Tom Cruise Has Never Been To A Strip Club - Never Given A Refund For Sex

Tom Cruise was on Jay Leno last night. Jay has this thing where he is going to ask celebrities 10 questions at 10. Hey, that's cute. The good news is Jay made Tom squirm and squirm. Jay asked Tom whether he had ever been to a strip club. Tom said he had not. Jay didn't believe him. Then Jay asked Tom if he was better at being a pilot or having sex. Tom replied that he had done neither. I mean, Tom said that he tries to excel at everything and that no one has asked for a refund. Wait. Does that mean he charges for sex or for flying because I am confused. Who pays him for either one of those things?

Baby News

I feel as if I am being overwhelmed by baby news today so I thought I would get it all out in one baby post. Not baby like small. Well, babies are small, but the post doesn't have to be small. It just is going to talk about babies who happen to be small. Although there are some babies that you look at it and say to yourself, "how did that baby get out?" Seriously.

Anyway, Leelee Sobeski is going to have her first baby sometime in December. She and Adam Kimmel who is not related to Jimmy Kimmel but probably still would f**k Ben Affleck or Matt Damon. Adam is a fashion designer and the couple are thrilled. Yeah, like they would tell US Weekly, "hell this is about the worst f**king thing that has ever happened to us. Leelee is still trying to make it big. Everyone thinks Adam is related to that Jimmy Kimmel guy and now we are going to have a kid." They don't really seem like a great match. I wonder if she tells him what to do if you know what I mean.

Bo Bice and his wife are going to have child number three. At this point, I think they know what they are doing and it appears to be a nice, steady way for Bo to keep his name in the news. One for the pregnancy announcement and one for the birth. This is pretty much clockwork at this point.

Jenna Elfman is pregnant for the second time. She really wanted some attention and so announced her pregnancy live on CBS this morning. She already has a two year old son named Story. She and her husband are hoping to name their next child Toy.

Now in some baby news where actual babies emerged, RHNJ star Teresa Giudiuce gave birth to her fourth child. She named their daughter Bubbie.

I think that is it for babies and pregnancies. Why do I have cravings now?

Katie Price Talks More About Being Raped

Yesterday Katie Price told the world she had been raped by a celebrity and had told her friends and family but that she didn't want to talk about it anymore. Twice in two weeks to national magazines was enough and she was through discussing it. End of story. That vow lasted about four hours. At that time the program The Wright Stuff was airing in the UK. In the program they had a poll that asked the audience whether you should report the rape to the police or the press first. The vast majority chose the police. Katie called in to the show to discuss her own case. You can see from the video that the hosts are shocked she called in and could not believe their luck.

Katie does a lot of wiggling and hemming and hawing about her story. Look at the host's face when Katie says she hasn't slept with many guys.

Click here to watch the video

Snuggies Have Jumped The Shark

When a company like Snuggies starts to think of itself as more than just a late night impulse buy and instead a fashion dynasty to be reckoned with, then it is time to dump said company. Hello closet full of Crocs. Snuggies though has decided to not take my advice and instead thrust itself upon the tents of Fashion Week in New York with their brand new line of ready to wear Star Wars robes and Jedi memorabilia. Oh, wait, it is just Snuggies. It just looks like Star Wars. I love their new leopard and zebra striped lines. This is for when you are going over to a friends house and think you might need to spend the night. Wear it over your evening wear and if you are too drunk to drive, no problem. You brought your own blanket. Whoo hoo!

Jon Gosselin Is Mr. Cheese

This could quite possibly be the biggest hunk of cheese you will see all year. "Whatever you do, don't fall in love with me, because it's going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you."

That cheese apparently worked on Stephanie Santoro because shortly after Jon Gosselin said those words she had sex with him and spent the night. Of course since they were already naked in a hot tub when he said them he probably could have saved them for someone else. Like one of his other girlfriends or a soap opera.

Stephanie, who is one of the babysitters employed by Jon gave an exclusive interview to In Touch about their sex time. Meanwhile her mother gave an exclusive interview to RADAR where she said Stephanie said that Jon said he wanted to kill himself. That must have been right after he looked in the mirror and saw he was wearing Ed Hardy. I don't mean to make light of people talking about suicide. I'm just saying that if you see yourself in a mirror wearing Ed Hardy that thought is going to pass across your mind.

Oh, and just in case you decide you want some of the Gosselin love machine for yourself. Be prepared for the fact that as soon as he finishes he falls asleep. "We continued what was going on in the hot tub, and then he fell asleep afterward."

Yeah, well if he stayed awake he probably would just feed you some more cheese anyway and at least once he fell asleep you could sneak out and hope no one ever knew you did it. I sure wouldn't sell my story to a magazine and let the world know I had sex with him. Apparently $200 and an In Touch subscription was too much to pass up though for Stephanie. Oh, this is the one who wanted to be a model. Well, yeah, that explains the hunger for publicity then. I can't wait until the reality show where all the people Jon has had sex with get a show together. Oohh, it can be a dating show and the winner gets to marry Michael Lohan.

Clive Owen In Details

I know there are a few of you who enjoy looking at Clive Owen so when Details profiled him for their October issue, I said this would be a good time to post some pictures and link to his interview. Judging by the photographs, I'm guessing the photoshoot took, 10-15 minutes at the most and then Clive was on his way. The interview is definitely worth a read. Click here to read it.

Unemployed, Newlywed, Wife Pregnant, Welcome To The Recession Hank Baskett

To make room for dog killer Michael Vick on the Philadelphia Eagles roster, Hank Baskett was released and so is no longer employed. Oh, I think he will probably end up getting a job with a team at some point this season, but when you get cut this early, chances are your career is not going to last much longer. I guess we should expect several seasons of Hank & Kendra or whatever their reality show is called because Hank needs a j-o-b. Of course the fact that he has no job, a new wife and a child on the way just makes him like everyone also who also finds themselves unemployed and in the same situation with family. Minus the whole posing naked thing of course. I'm sure that everything will be fine. Kendra makes enough for the both of them and Hank can be her manager or something.

When Hank was asked to comment about getting released he didn't want to talk to any media. I understand it sucks to lose your job but you can't use the media when you have something you want to promote like your show and then shut up when they want to ask you a question about your future. When Hef was asked about Hank losing his job, Hef replied, "Who?" No, I'm sure he knows who Hank is. He went to the wedding. But I wouldn't bet against him saying who.

Scarlett Johansson Would Like To Rip You Off Again

Scarlett Johansson must think the world has a very short memory. OK, I admit it we do. But seriously it wasn't that long ago that a couple of people paid a LOT of money to go to a Scarlett J premiere and a meet and greet. Do you remember what they got? They got two movie tickets and a note that may or may not have been from Scarlett. Horrible, horrible publicity and Scarlett looked like a selfish person who didn't follow through on her promises and the charity looked like crap as well.

So, when Oxfam America (which I LOVE) says they are auctioning off two tickets to the Iron Man 2 premiere and a meet and greet with Scarlett you need to know going in that you aren't going to meet her. She isn't going to have time for you. She won't have five seconds to meet you so get it out of your head. Oh, she technically has the time, but even if you give millions of dollars to Oxfam, don't count on getting to see her. I love that Oxfam is raising money and Iron Man 2 is a great movie, but any other star including Gwyneth Paltrow would have been a better choice for the meet and greet. Robert Downey Jr.? He would probably invite you to dinner. Gwyneth? Cooking tips all night long. Scarlett? She won't show up.

Now, next week is an auction where you can meet Colin Firth in London. That is your better choice. If you are interested in either of the auctions, click here.

Today's Blind Items - Fashion Week

What momentarily A list singer was a couple of hours late to the stage at a fashion show party because she was having sex in her dressing room?

Random Photos Part One

Congratulations to Eddie Izzard. Seven weeks ago I posted about Eddie's attempt to run 1,000 miles in seven weeks for charity. He started in the rain and today he finished in the rain. He looks in great shape, but I bet he takes a day off tomorrow.
A blast from the past. Ally Sheedy.
Anna Friel in a candid that looks more like a modeling shot.
Ashley Olsen and Justin Bartha watching some tennis.
Bjork is a mess but I still love her.
This is the cast of Bitch Slap which is supposed to be a really good movie.
So, do you think Courtney Love looks in a mirror and when she gets as close as she can to Casper The Ghost she decides she is ready to go.
Charlize Theron looks amazing.
I will spare you the picture of David Beckham pounding his club into the ground after he screws up this shot.
Somehow yesterday I forgot to post this picture of David Duchovny who says that everything is going great at home.
That is a whole lot of Irish. Colin, Bono, Neil Jordan and The Edge.
Once a year or so I like to post a photo and remind the world of Glenne Headly who is one of the most underrated actresses ever.
Not underrated at all is Harvey Keitel who is with his wife Daphna.
If I posed like Jamie Oliver, the table would go sliding back and I would end up crashing to the ground.
Kirsten Dunst looks really good here.
Kate's new hairstyle.
This was her last night with her "bodyguard."
I guess Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord are still together.
Together at least for the premiere of their movie are Keri Russell and Ed Norton.
It's Kristin Scott Thomas & Colin Firth.
Just all kinds of odd from both of them.
Speaking of odd. Oh, and notice the Lindsay Shake in the background. I wish I could see if one of the ingredients was coke.
Peter Sarsgaard and a first time appearance for Ebon Moss-Bachrach.
I love Ricky Gervais.
Rob Lowe and Jennifer Garner are obviously taking posing lessons from my Spanish royal couple.
It is back to Robin Wright Penn this week as she and Keanu Reeves do some promotional work.
One of my favorites. Sofia Coppola.
It has been too long since I had Suchin Pak in the photos.
Taylor Swift told The View that Kanye had not apologized to her personally. A few minutes later she got a call from Kanye and said she had accepted his apology. Good. Can we move on now?
Viggo Mortensen.
Viggo Mortensen smoking.
The scary woman on the left is the French editor for Vogue. The one on the right seems to be a cross between the GEICO caveman and Chris Kattan.

Sean Penn Has A New Girlfriend - I Hope She Likes Russian Hookers

Over the weekend Sean Penn introduced the world to his new girlfriend. Who is she? Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White. The pair met last month at a Kid Rock party. Jessica, is 25 and Penn about 125 spent the weekend in New York City drinking and eating and drinking and drinking.

Some source told Kneepads that the couple are serious and into each other and every other cliche anyone ever writes about a new couple.

How Come No One Is Talking About This? **Warning*** Graphic

On Sunday, I saw this story and figured it would be all over the world in an instant and so there wasn't any reason to discuss it in detail. I don't know if it was Kanye or free donuts somewhere, but I haven't heard anyone talking about Aimee Louise Sword. Who is she you ask?

Aimee is the mother of a teenage boy. About ten years ago she gave him up for adoption. Well, in the past few weeks, Aimee tracked down her teenage son and allegedly raped him. Police in a town near Detroit have arraigned Aimee on three charges of criminal sexual conduct which was reduced from three charges of raping a minor. Aimee, who is 35 surrendered to police several months ago, but was freed on bond when she was arraigned last week.

She was arrested in April and I can't believe I am only hearing about this now and that the media is finally noticing. The police are not saying whether the boy knows that the woman is his mother. Well, he probably does now huh?

Sword wrote on her MySpace page that she is inspired by Lil' Kim. Oh, yeah that is a role model. Doctors are very worried about the teenager and have called this one of the worst things they have seen ever.

"This could be his first sexual experience, and his first sexual experience could be something so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life."

What on earth or hell made this woman do this? How f**ked up in the head do you have to be to do this? Her attorney says Aimee did nothing wrong. Hey, unless you can show me she didn't have sex with this guy, then she did something wrong. Horribly wrong. The fact that she is out on bond right now scares the hell out of me for that boy.

Here is a link to a story that supports Amy and says it was the boy who initiated it and that he is 15. Umm, she was 35 and his mother. You don't get talked into sex with your son.

Kanye Apologizes On Leno - Also My New Conspiracy Theory

If you needed a great start to your brand new show, then Jay Leno got it. Imagine your very first night and you have a guest booked on your show who everyone in the world wanted to have. What a coincidence. I know Kanye apologized to Taylor Swift at least three times yesterday and also apologized to her mom after the two of them butted heads backstage after the incident, but I am still not convinced this wasn't a set up. I agree that Taylor played no part in any of it, but Kanye is not an idiot. He acts like an idiot, but he is a master at getting publicity and attention and maybe he didn't expect the backlash he is getting. I mean when the President calls you a jackass, it is fair to say that probably everyone has heard about what you have done.

I read all of the comments you had yesterday and there are so many good arguments for and against a set up. At some point yesterday I think I started moving away from MTV being involved in it, but I still haven't given up on the thought that Kanye and Beyonce had a plan.

Oh, and this is the big one in favor of the conspiracy theory. Everyone has said on the record that Beyonce's dad advised Taylor that she would get her chance to come on stage when Beyonce won Video Of The Year. HELLO. He said this to her BEFORE they announced the winner. How did he know Beyonce was going to win the award? So, maybe this plan was hatched when they found out Beyonce was going to win.

Anyway, the video of the apology is below.

107 Year Old Woman Thinks Husband #22 Might Be Leaving Her - He Is 37

Wok Kundor apparently has it going on. How so? Well, the 107 year old Malaysian woman has been married 22 times. It seems that men cannot resist her charms. In fact her current husband is just 37 years old. Wok is worried though. She thinks that her husband may leave her for a younger woman, and just in case, she has her eyes on a 50 year old with a nice ass. No, she didn't say that, but she is probably thinking it.

The cause for her concern with her current husband is that he is away in the capital Kuala Lumpur because he is in rehab. Yep. I know, I know, she doesn't seem like the kind of woman who would get involved with a drug addict.

A reporter from one of the Malaysian newspapers interviewed Ms. Kundor recently and had this to say. "She is worried he might not come back after his program and find himself a younger wife."

"I realize that I am an aged woman. I don't have the body nor am I a young woman who can attract anyone." You know what? You are 107 years old and managed to snag a 37 year old husband. I would say she is doing pretty well for herself.

The newspaper managed to track down her husband in his rehab program and he said he is still very much in love with his wife of four years and that he cannot dream of a life with someone else. Wok wants to hear that for herself though and says she plans to confront her husband and ask him his intentions. She just needs to find a ride first.

I love this woman. This is making the most of your life.

(Thanks Christine)

Katy Perry Will Make Out With Anyone

If I had to ask you which two guys you would be most afraid of locking lips with and swapping spit, I think somewhere at the top of your lists would be Russell Brand and John Mayer. They are not exactly known for their selectivity when it comes to who and when and where they will get busy. Katy Perry though must not have got that memo or just doesn't care what number she is in their history.

On Friday night, Katy was seen making out with John Mayer. Yes, the same John Mayer who supposedly is dying to get back together with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston while at the same time having sex for the past two years with Kristin Cavallari. Now, if that wasn't enough to make you want to get a shot, Sunday night, Katy spent a great deal of time making out with Russell Brand at Lady GaGa's VMA after party.

Russell Simmons Must Like Fashion - Throws A Tantrum About Seating

Who knew there was such a demand for seating at a Charlotte Ronson show? Russell Simmons was invited to the show and presumably wanted a front row seat. Well, when he arrived there were plenty of seats, but he must have spent too much time standing around talking to people, because by the time he was ready to take his seat there were none left. So, what is a celebrity to do? Throw a fit. According to RADAR, Russell "thought his seat was given away and lost it on some poor staffer on the runway moments away from the show's start."

He told the person who was directing people to their seats, "When I walked in here, there was like 40 seats. Now, there's nothing. Where am I supposed to sit? Where's your boss? Where's the lady in charge? Who do I have to talk to? Come on now."

The usher took Russell to her boss who then promptly laid into the boss. During his tantrum, the boss told Russell to calm down. Russell then yelled, "I am calm! I'm a calm person!"

Yeah. Anyway, two other people gave up their seats so Russell could have one. Maybe he should just get the Fashion Channel and stay at home and sit where he wants.

Katie Price Says She Was Raped By A Celebrity

Rape is a serious accusation and Katie Price for the second time in as many weeks has told the press she was raped twice when she was younger. In an interview with OK! she expanded on what she said previously and this time added that the person who raped her was a very well known celebrity. She also says that Peter Andre knows who the celebrity is. Peter, for his part denied knowing who or what Katie was talking about which caused Katie to say, "He’s not the Pete I knew any more. He’s being really cruel when he knows exactly who did it."

Katie also said she told all her friends and family about it at the time.

"A famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who it was. It was years ago before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time."

My question is this. If she was raped and nothing was done about it, then isn't it entirely possible that he has raped other women as well? Does she have a responsibility to say who the person is? I understand that it is a personal issue, but she seems to have shared the identity with her friends and family, talks about it frequently to the press, but hasn't identified the attacker, so don't other women he comes into contact with have a right to know about his past actions?

I would understand her wanting to keep silent about it but she isn't. Meanwhile everyone is going to speculate about who it could have been and she is going to be asked repeatedly who it is. What do you think? Should she identify who the person is? I'm going to assume what she is saying is true, since I can't imagine any woman lying about being raped just to get publicity or attention.

Reason #6,142 That Jeremy Piven Is A Jerk

I might not be up to 6,142, but the number of times I have referred to him as an ass or jackass or jerk is steadily climbing to that number. Over the past several months much has been made of the fact that Jeremy Piven left the play Speed The Plow because of his battle with sushi. Or as I like to put it, movie sushi pays more than Broadway sushi and there are more extras from which to choose when you want to sample sushi.

Taking advantage of the humor and fun and ridiculousness of the story, Joe's Pub in New York City which is owned by Public Theater had a show last night which they fondly call The Piven Monologues. Yes, for a glorious couple of hours a cast reads the funniest things written and said about the entire sushi incident. Apparently it was such a success that the pub is having a repeat performance next month.

One snag. According to the NY Post, Jeremy is not happy that the production is being staged or that people are laughing at him so he had his attorney fire off a cease and desist letter to the theater. Take a damn joke Jeremy. Jeremy's attorney said the letter to Joe's Pub was not about halting the play but rather, "We didn't say you cannot do the play, we said you can't make defamatory statements about our client."

It's a comedy. It's satire. It's funny, and if Piven would laugh about it, and realize that it has no effect on his career and people are just having fun, I think he would have a much less stressful life. Hell, he should join the group for a performance.

Patrick Swayze's Best Scenes

None of these scenes involve Red Dawn which cannot be boiled down to a best scene or moment. It must be watched in its entirety.


Dirty Dancing

Dirty dancing final Patrick Swayze
by CDAN

Love Man
by CDAN

Ghost



Roadhouse





SNL Chippendale's

Patrick Swayze - Chippendale
by CDAN

Point Break Trailer

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH has- been action hero has knocked up his comely assistant? When his longtime girlfriend learned of the impending birth, she angrily split .

WHICH world-famous actor has fallen out with his equally A-list director? They have weeks to go on their upcoming block buster, but the actor thinks the director is arrogant and dismissive of his ideas, while the director considers his leading man to be a spoiled, over rated punk.

Patrick Swayze Has Died

Patrick Swayze, the actor who danced his way into viewers' hearts with "Dirty Dancing" and then broke them with "Ghost," died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57.

"Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months," said a statement released Monday evening by his publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were given.

Today's Blind Items - Easy & Skeezy

I like to call this one Easy & Skeezy. It doesn't really have anything to do with either of the people involved as a nickname. It just means that it is fairly easy to solve and one of the participants is particularly skeezy. When I refer to someone as an A list reality star, it just means they are on the top of the reality show food chain.

So, over the weekend, this married A list male reality star would not stop hitting on this younger A list female reality star. He kept following her around like a puppy, and saying things like, "we should really work together." Yes, he said that. When they were first introduced she was very polite, but then he started getting close and doing the touching thing. The rest of the night was the puppy dog thing and trying to impress her. She wasn't. It didn't stop him from telling everyone at the party though how she was into him.

MTV Latin Awards - October 15th - Anyone? Anyone?

Out intrepid red carpet reporter Gustavo Arellano has a speaking engagement on October 15th so I need a volunteer to cover the MTV Latin Awards on October 15th here in Los Angeles. You may bring someone with you. If you speak Spanish it would be a bonus. By speaking Spanish, I mean more than, Esta noche estás muy bueno. ¿Qué dice usted después de todo esto es más que la cabeza de nuevo a mi sótano, tomar unas copas y ver Sábado Gigante mientras cocino un poco de tocino. Actually, if you could say that, then that would be pretty good.

Send me an e-mail if you are interested. entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

Oh, and if any of you are going to be in Irvine on the 15th of October, go listen to Gustavo speak at UC-Irvine. I'm sure it will be great.

Random Photos Part One

Jim Carroll - RIP
Abba - A Musical Celebration - London
It's Bruce Campbell!! I can't believe this is the first time he has been in the photos. Talk about a guy who has clawed his way to a career. This is the guy. Love him.
I won't hold it against Bill Hader for starring in a movie with Anna Faris. Everyone needs a paycheck.
Colin Farrell getting in the face of a photographer.
Apparently the photographer told Colin's sister to get out of the way because he couldn't get a clear shot of Colin. As you can see, Colin wasn't happy.
Coldplay - Manchester
David Lynch and one of his favorite actresses and mine. Laura Dern.
Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore and Kristen Wiig.
Elsa Patakay doing some promotional work for DiDi.
Giada could be my personal chef anytime she wanted. Hell, I might even eat healthy if she was cooking it.
Greg Kinnear and D.B. Sweeney. I didn't even recognize D.B.
Janice Dickinson sucking face. And I don't think sucking face is just an expression in this case. It actually appears as she is trying to suck his face off.
Lady GaGa had a school play to go to after the show. She plays fire. I would have also accepted this is the way I would like all Lady GaGa shots to be in the future.
Mischa Barton at NY Fashion Week.
It is great to see Tom Mahoney out and about. I haven't seen a photo of him out with Marcia in a long time.
Mariah Carey still trying to pretend she is 16.
Mario Lopez at the Malibu Triathlon.
Also competing was Teri Hatcher.
Oh, and the Piven. He kept his mouth closed the entire time in the ocean. Wanted to avoid getting any raw fish in his system.
Matthew Rhys was also there.
And The Hoff lent a helping hand.
In case you couldn't read his shirt.
The former Bionic Woman Michelle Ryan now dressing up like Alice In Wonderland characters with
Peaches Geldof.
Mr. T!!
Nicollette Sheridan is off to go work in the fields. Is that a dinosaur on her pants? I love her Allen Iverson arm covers. This could quite possibly be the worst outfit of the entire year on any celebrity. The dog looks fabulous though.
Pink and Shakira hug before yelling at their publicists about how they wore the same dress.
Rosanna Arquette and her daughter Zoe Sidel.
Robert DeNiro and Oprah. Quite the combination.
Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette.
Mr. and Mrs. Spelling and their family.
Yeah, I missed this one the first time through the VMA pictures.
Uma Thurman looks just as young as she did 20 years ago. It's pretty incredible. Heck she even looks as good as she did in Johnny B Good. I would have also accepted, Uma and Oprah in the same set of photos. All we are missing is David Letterman announcing, "Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma." She was on the east coast supporting breast cancer research.
Meanwhile, Patrick Dempsey was on the west coast doing the same thing. He auctioned off his racing suit.
The window must be broken on the car. Victoria Beckham is signing autographs.

Britney Spears Set Up Fake Casting Call To Get A Date

This was one of the better items I read all weekend. According to The NY Daily News, Britney Spears had been looking through pictures of models and found one named Bekim Trenova that she really liked and really wanted to date. So, Britney set up a fake casting call. However, when Bekim turned up at the audition, the only one there was Britney. There were no cameras and no one else. Britney made it clear to Bekim that she didn't want to hire him but wanted to date him.

Trenova declined to comment on the whole thing which means of course that it happened and he is probably trying to sell the tale. His friend meanwhile says, that Trenova told Britney, "thanks, but no thanks" and walked out the door. Britney's people say the story is false and she doesn't know this guy. Well of course she didn't know the guy. That was the whole point of the fake casting call. To get to know him. Oh, and I know lots of guys who would have and have done the same type thing, so I don't blame Britney for doing this, I just can't believe she got caught. You need to have more people at the audition and make it look more realistic next time Britney. Then you make your move.

Take Your Pick - First 5 Minutes Of Grey's Anatomy Season Premiere Or The Extended New Moon Trailer

Extended New Moon Trailer




Grey's Anatomy - Season Premiere

Lady GaGa Sings Paparazzi And Ends Up Covered In Blood

In one of the most bizarre performances I have seen on the Video Music Awards, Lady GaGa "sang" Paparazzi. It is definitely unique and actually pretty interesting if you can get past the blood thing.

Lady Gaga - New Music - More Music Videos

Creative Arts Emmy Awards Photos - Part Three

Mary Lynn Rajskub & Matthew Rolph
Mary Steenburgen
Rich Sommer & Michael Gladis
Penn Jillette
Seth Green & Clare Grant
Seth MacFarlane
Sharon Osbourne
Tina Fey

Neil Patrick Harris Does New York Magazine

New York Magazine has written one of the best pieces on Neil Patrick Harris I have ever read. A great interview and great writing and extremely long. Neil discusses everything from hosting The Emmy Awards to what a good father he thinks he would be. Oh, and I also found out he is on the board of directors for The Magic Castle. It won't mean much to anyone outside Los Angeles probably, but who knew Doogie was a magician and gets to decide who gets in and who stays out. Anyway, if you have time today, and are a Neil Patrick Harris fan, you really should read the article. So, click here.

Creative Arts Emmy Awards Photos - Part Two

Tova & Ernest Borgnine
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Jennifer Stone & Selena Gomez
Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt
Katey Sagal
Kathryn Morris
Kathy Griffin
Lisa Edelstein

2,000 People Meet Susan Boyle At The Airport

Susan Boyle is a really good singer. I'm not sure she is drive out to the airport on a sunny weekend and wait for her to wave to you good. But, I guess I'm not like 2,000 other people who decided to do just that and drove to LAX this weekend so they could get a glimpse of the runner up from Britain's Got Talent as she made her first trip anywhere outside of Europe. Susan said she now knows how it feels to be the Beatles. Minus the hundreds of millions of dollars of course. I added that last part. I don't think she would mind.

When Susan saw the crowd waiting for you she said, “Oh my word. Is this for me?” The crowd then chanted, "No." Turns out they were waiting for Twilight actors. Just kidding. Yes, they were there for Susan and this week she sings on America's Got Talent. She is also releasing her new single which is a cover of Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones.

You can listen to it below.

Creative Arts Emmy Awards Photos - Part One

Alana Stewart aka Satan
Andrea Roth
Anthony Bourdain and his wife Ottavia Busia
Ashley Tisdale
Betty White
Joanna Krupa & Derek Hough
Donald Faison
Elaine Stritch
Elisabeth Moss & Fred Armisen
Ellen Burstyn

Ethan Zohn's Cancer Is Back

Leave it to Kneepads to try and get a tear out of you the first thing Monday morning. In one of the more heartbreaking stories they have had in awhile they document the story of former Survivor winner Ethan Zohn's discovery that the cancer he thought had been removed from his body is back, and is in different places than his original tumor.

A few weeks ago, when Ethan thought he was cancer free, his doctor called him with the post chemo results. "My cancer is back. I have never been so scared in my life, for my life."

Obviously everyone in his family and his girlfriend Jenna Morasca, also a Survivor winner are upset. "You have to think positive. And you have to find the strength, which I will. And you have to rely on other people, which I will." Ethan says the mango sized tumor he had in his chest is almost gone, but "there was re-growth. Two little nodules in a different location … It's quite rare that not only is there re-growth, but that there's re-growth so quickly. I was obviously resistant to the first form of chemotherapy."

Ethan is having some aggressive therapies over the coming months to deal with this latest setback. He and Jenna were two of my favorite Survivor contestants ever and Ethan has done so much with his 15 minutes to help others and hasn't really worried about helping himself. Hopefully everything works out ok.

MTV Video Music Awards Photos - Part Four

All American Rejects
Pitbull
Sean Kingston
Sean Paul
Shakira
Solange Knowles
Taylor Lautner
Taylor Swift
Tory Burch & Lyor Cohen
Tyrese Gibson

Kate Gosselin Says She Had A Meltdown This Weekend - Also Not Paid Enough

Kate Gosselin was on The View this morning. Apparently they decided she should co-host the show. And by co-host they meant that she should stay quiet until the other hosts decided to ask her a question and then she should go back to being quiet again. It was basically an interview but she got to stay out there the whole time and call herself a host. I guess she can put that on a resume or something. Anyway, Kate wants to keep her life private and doesn't want to discuss anything in public but then of course if any of this were true then why in the hell is she on The View? Just do your show and be quiet if you don't want attention. She says it is because she is a single mom and needs the paycheck. Joy Behar asked Kate if she was paid enough and she replied, "Is anyone paid enough?" Wow. If you can't live on $75K a week then you have some issues.

As for the meltdown? She wouldn't discuss it except to say she had a quiet one at home this weekend. No doubt it will be on a very special episode of Jon & Kate. At this point I think the pair are probably fighting for tv time. The bigger the drama, the more the episode focuses on you.

MTV Video Music Awards Photos - Part Three

Jimmy Fallon
John Leguizamo
Kara DioGuardi
Katy Perry
Keri Hilson
Lady GaGa
Leighton Meester
Miranda Cosgrove
Jadyn Maria & Ne-Yo
Nelly Furtado

Levi Johnston Dropping Trou For Playgirl

Levi Johnston hasn't seen his Hollywood career go the way he thought it would go. With the exception of a staged date with Kathy Griffin it has pretty much been crickets. The baby daddy to Sarah Palin's grand kid, has decided to jump start the publicity machine by deciding to pose naked for Playgirl. According to TMZ, who spoke to Levi's spokesperson the only thing Levi has to decide is if he is going to show the front or the back when he poses for the issue. I'm guessing if they cough up enough dough he will pose both front and back. He has been working out with a personal trainer to make sure he looks good when he does get in front of the cameras.

MTV Video Music Awards Photos - Part Two

Beyonce
Green Day
Pink & Carey Hart
Chace Crawford
Djimon Hounsou & Kimora Lee Simmons
Faye Dunaway
Gerard Butler
Jack Black
Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez
Jermaine Jackson & his wife

Megan Fox Is Not Nice

Below is a letter put on Michael Bay's website about Megan Fox from some of the crew of Transformers. There hasn't been a denial or any kind of spin from Megan's people, so we will just assume it is true. The letter is long, but it is lots of fun. I guess Megan should have kept her mouth quiet about the crew. Somehow I don't think the Nelson writing this letter is the Simpson's Nelson, but all I want to do when I see that name is scream out, "Ha-ha."


Nelson here…

I received this letter from crew members who’ve worked with Michael on Transformers. Below is their response to Megan Fox’s recent comments in which she hurled insults at Michael Bay.

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Nelson,

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is f**king forcing us to go to the f**king pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

MTV Video Music Awards Photos - Part One

Adam Brody
Adrienne Bailon
Joe & Billie Perry
Akon
Alessandra Ambrosio
Alexa Chung
Alicia Keys (pregnant was the rumor last night)
Kanye West & Amber Rose (notice the convenient bottle of booze for an explanation of his behavior. Set-up job)
Fall Out Boy
Andy Samberg (I once saw Rudi Huxtable wearing those shoes)
Ashley Greene

Kanye West - Ass Of The Year Or Set Up?

Last night like many of you I was watching True Blood rather than the MTV Video Music Awards. Then I started getting texts and e-mails telling me that Kanye West had got up on stage and interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for winning an award. The clip of Kanye is below.

After watching the clip about 30 times, I am not 100% convinced this wasn't a set up job. For a couple of years I have told you that the winners of these awards are not exactly secret. Plus, no one watches the show anymore, but this year viewership was supposed to be higher. What better way to make sure they come back next time then to have a big controversy.

Kanye always disrupts awards shows. It is his trademark. If he disrupts another one, people will just say that is Kanye being Kanye. Who comes out of this looking best? Taylor? You feel sorry for her but she doesn't come out looking best. Beyonce comes out looking best.

Kanye interrupts Taylor to talk about Beyonce and her video and how it was the best ever and Beyonce does some pretending out in the audience about how shocked she is. It is amazing that the director was that fast getting to Beyonce. Then, later when Beyonce wins video of the year she invites Taylor up on to the stage. Every single status update or Tweet when she did that said the same thing. "Oh, I hated Beyonce before but she is so classy," or people were saying how they love her now for what she did. As for Kanye? He doesn't care. If you already hated him you are going to keep hating him and if you liked him, this isn't going to change your opinion. He was the only one who could do it and get away with it. So, in the end result. Taylor gets a golf clap and some sympathy. Kanye stays exactly the same. Beyonce gets the most out of it by far, and if MTV did set it up, Beyonce will return the favor.

The people at MTV are crafty. I am not 100% convinced they didn't play a part in this.

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