This B+ television and movie actor has had some issues at home over the past year. A lot of it has had to do with his infidelity. Publicly everyone is getting along great. Behind the scenes though, our married actor has been having sex with the D list actress daughter of this A list actress. Oh, and our actor is also married to a C list actress.
#1 - B+ actor
#2 - D list actress having sex with B+ actor
#3 - A list mom
#4 - C list actress wife
Top spot for Gerard Butler & Jon Bon Jovi. A random combination for sure and I don't think you will have any complaints. If you do, I think I might have some more pictures in here to make it up to you.
A picture of Bill Murray and an apple is probably not going to make it up to you. The goofiest smile ever though.
How about Bruce Willis and his wife? Does anyone else think she looks really similar to Demi?
So, if you shaved all of Rumer's hair off how close would she look to her dad?
Apparently someone just told a Billy Bob Thornton joke.
Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton.
Candace Cameron Bure looks great.
Even Denise Richards looks nice. I think I said two nice things about Denise this week. I need to make up for that somehow.
Gisele Bundchen walking down the street. Everyone excited now?
Oh, Hugh Jackman needed a ride and none of you volunteered? How could you leave the man to get around on his own?
Has anyone actually seen Extract because I am thinking about going this weekend?
Check out the shoes. Have you stopped laughing yet? I believe the current price on those shoes is $400, but the douchiness is priceless.
John Prendergast and Andie MacDowell. Oh and I had Bill Murray earlier. It is like Groundhog Day again but without the Groundhog or the drinking that I normally do to accompany a viewing of the movie.
Joe Perry still looking like a rocker. Close to a rocking chair, but still looking like a rocker.
I think Kristin Chenoweth is my new most likely to be invited to the basement.
Kathy Ireland with the big hair.
Some definite randomness. LaToya and AnnaLynne McCord.
Patrick Dempsey in Spain promoting Subaru.
Also in Spain is the Princess which makes sense since she lives there. Here she is thinking she is talking to her husband before she realizes, it is in fact, an actual mannequin.
Mickey Rourke goes for the sly crotch grab.
I still don;t understand the whole Rick Fox Eliza Dushku coupling. They seem like an odd match.
I always have room for Tia Carrere.
Vince is back. He is in a new movie with Jason Bateman.
One of the greatest bands ever. Wolfmother - Melbourne.
It seems like only a few months ago when the band from Montreal came to stay at my place for a week. Well, thanks to the invitation of my mom, they are back. This time though I told them they would have to earn their keep and sent them out last night to the Torrid Fashion Show which was at The Fashion Institute Of Design & Merchandising or FIDM. The entire event was used to showcase not only the work of FIDM students but also to raise money for breast cancer research and honor plus sized women and designers who make a difference. It is a great event.
Here is their report. They didn't take any pictures but I am going to try and find some from the event and post them later.
The FIDM breast cancer research fundraiser was a strangely put together affair that brought the likes of Carnie Wilson, David Hasselhoff, Brooke Hogan, Lisa Ann Walter and ANTM cycle 10 winner Whitney. So yes, it was a Michael K wet dream. It was put together by Torrid clothing, which you may know as basically a Wet Seal for plus sized girls. The night was a celebration of overcoming breast cancer and girls embracing their curves.
Brooke Hogan kicked off the event performing 4 terribly written, horrendously performed "songs" backed up by some greasy looking b-boys and some super awkward back up dancers with bad posture. Brooke breathlessly spoke to the audience about the importance of breast cancer research, but was mostly concerned with where her bottle of water had gone and that the LA air was 'messing with her voice' Brooke Hogan is a lot like the Staypuff Marshmallow man from Ghostbusters if the Staypuff Marshmallow man was an obnoxious airhead who couldn’t even lip sync for 6 minutes or remember where she put her water. Her nervous rambling in between songs was so dreadful it became hilarious. Her performance was not very current due to her channeling Britney circa 1998 with ridiculous costumes and dancing. C’mon Brooke!
David Hasselhoff was in tow to present a humanitarian award to his smarmy, dimwitted but well intentioned daughter. He seemed pretty drunk, but spoke audibly and wore a very slick grey suit and a super ugly hat that some stylist got for him. His daughter, who is currently the face of Torrid, has apparently become a role model to plus sized girls across the country because of her modeling and charity work.
The absolute highlight of the night was Lisa Ann Walter who also received a Humanitarian award. Walter is the producer and creator of the wonderful and inspiring "Dance Your Ass Off". She spoke about her weight battles with honesty and humour and dropped the only F bombs of the night. She also started crying at one point and they were genuine tears. An amazing woman.
Finally, some soon-to-be-shelved Fefe Dobson type took the stage to sing her terrible single “Dollhouse”. We didn’t hang around to watch that train wreck, opting instead to grab some of the free food and booze that was in constant supply all night and our swag bag which had a cool shirt but was completely offset by the fact there was an Ed Hardy sample sized perfume. Really? At a fashion show? Ed Hardy?
Over the past few weeks I have received lots of requests to have another anonymous week on Your Turn. People want to share things but want a place to do it where they can't be identified. So, since it has been awhile and there are lots of new readers since the last time, go ahead and reveal a secret you have not shared before or something else you would like to get off your chest or just vent about whatever you want. It is your forum so have at it. I will leave the anonymous feature on for a couple of days to let everyone have a chance.
Talking about Lee Greenwood makes a nice change of pace. It is good to see the people who don't get in the news much be just as scandalous as everyone else. Greenwood who sings the song God Bless The USA was spotted leaving a Hilton hotel in Tennessee with an ex girlfriend and most definitely not his wife.
"The woman and Lee first dated a long time ago, but they've recently rekindled their relationship after she went through a divorce," a source confirmed to The Enquirer.
They have been seeing each other once a week for the past five months. Lee is currently married to a former Miss Tennessee who is also President of Lee's company so that won't be messy when they divorce. The Enquirer actually got a hold of the woman Lee has been cheating with who confirmed they had met at the hotel but had just been talking about her divorce. Uh huh.
Lee's people just said the woman is an old friend. They didn't even try and deny the story. I mean why even bother? The guy has been married four times and probably cheated on all of the wives so it isn't like this is anything new. I do hope he gets some kind of frequent divorce discount from his attorney though.
Tuesday was the debut of Aubrey O'Day in Peepshow which is the show on Vegas that also stars Holly Madison. During the show someone took a photo of Aubrey and Holly when they were topless and then of course posted them online. No big deal right? I mean each of them has been in Playboy and lots of people have seen them topless. I mean Aubrey barely wears any clothes when she is on a red carpet so this was nothing new.
Well, Aubrey didn't look perfect in her photo and some bloggers and one specifically that she mentions in the video said that she looked ugly her body looked horrible without retouching. According to Aubrey that made her feel really insecure about her body and she was going to quit the show and even took Wednesday night off from the show because of how bad the comments made her feel.
As I said yesterday I think all people men or women should feel comfortable in their own skin and there is absolutely nothing wrong with Aubrey's body. In her video she shows off her body and says that she is proud of it and that anyone who doesn't like it can f**k off.
Whatever you may think of Aubrey and hopefully you are not thinking of her too often, she at least is willing to stand up for how she feels about herself and is sending out a positive message to others about how they should feel when it comes to their bodies.
In the video she drops a couple of f bombs and also strips to a see through bra so you may want to think about that before watching it from work.
Being an insanely plugged-in member of this biz called show has its disadvantages. Case in point: I just found out that one of my favorite on-screen duos doesn’t get along in real life. Truth be told, they despise each other, and it’s causing serious conflict on the set.
According to a well-placed insider on this unnamed smash hit, the male half of this twosome claims his leading lady is unprofessional and extremely difficult to work with. Even worse, he has accused her of behaving “inappropriately” at times. He’s made it known to TPTB that he doesn’t want to be in scenes with her, least of all love scenes.
But there’s no getting around those anytime soon. “They told him the love scenes are unavoidable,” says my spy. “Their characters are supposed to be having a torrid affair.”
Agents for the pair are attempting to defuse the situation by promising to make sure both actors maintain professional standards in future scenes.
Care to guess the identity of the quarreling lovers? Head to the comments! (for Michael's comments click here)
I don't know how I missed these pictures from last week but they blow my mind. I am trying to think in what world I would ever have two policeman ever help me unload anything from my car and carry my suitcase and golf clubs for me. Well, I don't play golf anymore because I can't really get my hips to swing. I can play putt putt though as long as someone else picks up the ball for me out of the cup.
Anyway, here is LeAnn Rimes coming home after a vacation with her suitcase and golf clubs and the assistance of two Santa Monica policemen who apparently have nothing better to do than to help her with her bags and get her inside and maybe they can come back later and unpack her bags for her and mow the lawn and do some light house cleaning.
Obviously since there are pictures there must have been paps there and maybe they were driving by and saw LeAnn there and decided to help her out. I mean you never know how long her relationship with Eddie Cibrian is going to last and so the police want her to know they are always available. Oh, and Eddie's mom hates LeAnn and thinks she is a homewrecker so the end may come sooner than you think.
I have some trash that needs taking out when I get home. Do I call 911 for that or just flag down a cop? How exactly do they know to come over and do some of my chores?
Remember The Monkees? How about that very special Brady Bunch episode with Davy Jones? Yeah, so Davy was the lead singer of The Monkees and he is 63. He got married last month to a woman who is 32 named Jessica Pacheco. Before getting married the couple were together about two years. According to recent reports it was alleged that Jessica had been beating up Davy on a pretty regular basis whenever he didn't do what she wanted.
This week in The Enquirer, Davy laughs at all of that and said, "Jessica is the love of my life. I've never been so happy." Of course if he had said anything else she would have beat the crap out of him later. Jessica says that she is thinking of giving up acting to join World Wrestling. Acting career? Have you heard of her?
So when Davy and Jessica got married last month none of his four daughters came to the wedding. Basically they were pissed that dad was marrying a 32 year old woman who beats him up and isn't their mom. Davy says that all his daughters love Jessica and they are happy but that all four of them had commitments they couldn't get out of.
That last line should show you why you shouldn't believe a word that comes out of Davy's mouth. Is he trying to say that despite his kids being all for this marriage that none of four kids could make it to the wedding? None. All four had other more important things to do than watch their dad get married? I don't buy that at all.
This whole relationship between Kelly Rutherford and her soon to be ex husband Daniel Giersch is a little scary. At one point in this whole process I thought maybe Kelly was overreacting because it seemed like both were normal and people say crazy things when they are trying to get custody of their kids.
Over the past few months though I have come over to Kelly's side and think there is something wrong with Daniel. Like something scary wrong. Like lock the doors and don't tell him where you live wrong. Kelly got a restraining order against Daniel because she says he has been following her, her mother and her nanny and scaring them. The nanny quit because she was so scared of her confrontations with Daniel during children exchanges.
Kelly's mom says Daniel would just show up at places when she was with the kids and keep them from leaving and Kelly says Daniel often shows up when she is out with the kids. If Kelly is telling the truth then this is really scary because this means Daniel isn't doing anything all day except following them around. Another word for that is stalking. If you are spending all day doing that, then you scare me and everyone around you should be scared of you.
Bad boys bad boys, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you? Ahh, I miss COPS. Sunday nights on FOX with COPS and The Simpson's and even back in the day Married With Children. Now that was programming.
Anyway, Randy Quaid and his wive Evi were caught yesterday by police in Marfa, Texas. Marfa is way out in the middle of nowhere west Texas and when the police arrested them, Randy and Evi put up a fight. It was probably a better fight than you really ever got to see on COPS. According to Marfa police, Randy verbally and physically assaulted policemen but the police decided to not press charges. As for Evi, the police had to wrestle her to the ground as she struggled while being arrested.
This is some crazy stuff. According to documents the Quaid's sent to TMZ they paid their hotel bill. Of course they only got the cashiers check on Tuesday so it wasn't like this was all some big misunderstanding. They also hand wrote a statement to TMZ which you can read here.
No, this isn't the soapy made-up stuff on ABC. This is real-life desperation, babes, Hollywood-style!
There's an aging celeb couple in town who have been pretty damn lucky with their love life, for many years. Sure, they've had their ups and downs (both professionally and personally), but Perka Penis-Player and Schlamm Butt-Wiggle have still managed to stick it out for the tabloid-headlined long haul—miraculously so.
Everybody said they wouldn't make it. But so far, they have—at least for appearance's sake.
Maybe that's because Perka's a broad who's willing to do whatever it takes (in her rather sex-kitten-ish, stereotyped eyes) to hold onto her still-doable guy, despite the fact that his very nice ass has dropped as much as his box-office appeal these days. So what does "whatever it takes" require Perka to engage in? Plastic surgery, perhaps? Oh gawd, that was years ago.
No, now it's time for crafty Ms. Penis-Player to move on the next part of her bod that needs lifting. Can you guess what it is? Ass or eyes, you ask?
Wrong! Her hands! OMG, what will these Frankenstein Beverly Hills plastic surgeons think of next! Is a knee lift next? Don't tell me: It probably already exists.
Nevertheless, it's Perka who's now gone through the recent and incredibly weird process of having her hands lifted, as if that's the part of her anatomy that's gonna get Schlamm's schlong in gear. Maybe it will—I don't know what the hell makes people hot for each other, anymore.
But dare I say it's all a waste of time? You see, as of late, Schlamm's own digits are notorious for touching everything but that Penis-Player he's been shackin' up with for eons.
Why do couples go on like this? Just call it a day and go screw who you like, already!
And It Ain't: Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin; Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks; Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford
What upper list celebrity parents have only seen their child/children for a total of five days over the past two months. The parents feel like the child/children get in the way too much and our parents have way too much going on in their lives to be concerned with their child/children right now.
Why not? It's been awhile since CDAN's mascot Ben Affleck was on the top of the photos and he is making a new movie so here you go.
Did you honestly recognize Ashlee Simpson?
Ashanti got a little dressed up to go sightseeing on the Empire State Building. I prefer Zubaz and Crocs myself.
I actually think Anne Hathaway looks great here.
I'm guessing Bai Ling didn't drive over in a Mini-Cooper.
One of the funniest guys around is Bill Maher.
Christina Applegate looks gorgeous.
Courtney Love in a very sweet moment with Oliver Stone. She then probably forgot who he was.
Eric Dane's hair just keeps getting whiter.
Eve looks great.
Elijah Wood looks like he ran 10 miles to pose in this picture with Lisa Love.
Foxy Brown has died her hands red.
An Indonesian baby was born yesterday and almost topped my birth weight. The baby weighed in at almost 20 pounds.
We owe Flava Flav a lot of love for bringing us all the Of Love shows.
Fred Willard at a Sam Kinison tribute.
Much better than yesterday for Jessica Alba.
Even Christina Aguilera looks good.
JC Chasez is just hoping someone remembers his name at this point.
Everyone knows Janet Jackson's name.
Two parts again, although Jane Lynch is definitely worth of the top spot. Watch Glee.
This combination is also top spot worthy. Jamie Lee Curtis and Sigourney Weaver. How about some type of Halloween meets Alien movie. It could star Verne Troyer & Paris Hilton.
It seems like ages ago that Christina Applegate was married to Jonathon Schaech. Here is with Jana Kramer.
Kid Rock enjoying a cigar.
While Mischa Barton enjoys a cigarette. Smoking is alive and well in Hollywood.
Despite the broken wrist, Megan Mullally looks great.
Method Man and I believe that is velvet he is wearing.
Mark Wahlberg & Will Ferrell on the set of their new movie.
"Pssst. Two more drinks and I might not have to wash her feet tonight."
I have to admit that Paula Abdul looks great in this picture.
Judging by the number of e-mails I receive, a surprising number of you are huge fans of Rob Dyrdek.
I just want to sit somewhere and have a few beverages and listen to Rosie Perez talk.
Samaire Armstrong back to her normal hair color. I'm glad.
The best picture I have seen of Shia in a very long time.
Two of your absolute favorites, Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin.
Steve-O has lost a lot of weight but he looks great. And healthy.
Tom must be standing on a stool.
From L to R there is Allison Beck, Alicia Witt, Topher Grace and the amazing Jennifer Howell.
A classic Woody pose.
The very lovely Zhang Ziyi.
The headline is not really what a man wants to hear from a doctor. Hell, I don't want to hear it from anyone or dream it or think about it. It pains me to even write about this, but it was a choice between this or the woman who managed to get pregnant twice at the same time and so I went with this primarily to manage my fears and to overcome. Deep breath. Of course if you prefer to talk about the woman who is pregnant with two babies not conceived at the same time, then click here.
To show you what idiots guys are, the subject of this story decided he wanted to add a little length to his member. This by the way is not from some foreign country but right in the OC. Orange County California. Mr. Idiot decided the best way to accomplish that was to place his penis in one of those things that holds free weights to a bar. You know the thing that screws on the bar so the weights don't go crashing to the floor. He inserted his penis and then began to tighten the screw. He then began to increase in size alright. There was no blood flow so it started to swell. It swelled to such an extent that the screw could not be unfastened.
So, he went to the hospital. I'm not sure if he called 911 or not, but there is NO way I would ever call them for that. Those calls are recorded and you just know it would end up on the internet in a day or two.
Mr. Idiot - I need an ambulance
911 - What's the emergency?
Mr. Idiot - My dick got caught in a screw clamp.
911 - Trying to make it bigger?
Mr. Idiot - Yes
So, when he got to the hospital, doctors determined the only way they were going to be able to remove the clamp was by sawing it off. Yep. Sawing with a power tool on your penis. The power tool they chose was the type of saw used to remove people from trapped cars.
"Squad members cut through the inch-thick ring -- producing sparks that flew across the room -- during a two-hour process. They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing."
Thanks to the skill of the doctors and the rescue squad, Mr. Idiot managed to not lose his penis.
(Thanks Rebecca)
I don't know what (Drugs I'm guessing. Lots and lots of drugs) Randy Quaid has done with all the money he has earned over the course of his career or what he has done to tick off his brother so much that Dennis won't give him 10K, but Randy Quaid and his wife Evi are on the run from the law. Santa Barbara County issued felony warrants for the arrest of the couple today for running up a $10,000 hotel bill and then dashing out in the middle of the night without paying.
The couple kept telling the management at the San Ysidro Ranch that a new credit card was coming after the one they had given to management had been declined. Over the next few days they kept saying the same thing to staff and then finally one night just took off.
The couple has also not paid the bill of a private investigator they hired who was trying to clear Evi's name after she was accused of snorting coke by the cast of a Broadway play. Randy was kicked out of the Equity Union for his behavior during that time period when he assaulted several members of the cast.
Between Mya this morning and rumors all day yesterday it seems as if this whole Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian wedding might be a hoax. I can see why it might be, but at the same time if it is a hoax there are lots and lots of people in on the joke. Mya says that Khloe is just doing it to get some attention since Kourtney and Kim had been getting it all. I saw one rumor from mediatakeout yesterday that said this was actually going to be Kourtney's wedding because no one notices her and so this would get her some publicity. Lamar's mother said she had no idea he was getting married on Sunday. At the same time though there is a bachelor party tonight being thrown by the convicted sex offender Joe Francis and Khloe's brother. The invitation promised stripper poles, midgets (Joe's word) and lots of candy. Again, that seems like a lot of effort for a hoax. Granted the party is at Les Deux, which at this time of the year smells like raw sewage so it's kind of appropriate that Joe is hosting a party there.
You know what though? I don't really care whether they get married or divorced or if Kobe Bryant jumps naked out of a cake at the party tonight with Lamar holding on tight. I can;t believe I am spending this much time on it. Also, last I checked 2 of the top 5 stories by popularity on Kneepads were about the Kardashian's. It was 3 of the top 5 until yesterday. Someone obviously cares about them, but I have had enough.
Holly Madison is getting her very own reality show. I know, I know it is the most exciting thing ever right? I kid. Holly becomes the third of three from Girls Next Door to get her own show. At one point she was the main attraction in that group, but some very bad decisions and some money demands that were really excessive put her behind the other two in terms of getting her own show.
And what can we expect from what I am sure will be a riveting 30 minutes each week? "It will have some docu-drama, but it's the perfect excuse for me to be normal in a light-hearted comedy romp. 'Planet Holly' also will have an empowering message for women showing that however crazy the ideas you might have, they can be achieved."
Did she actually use the word romp? Seriously? What is she like 100? She must have picked that up from Hef.
Oh, the whole empowerment thing? You will love this.
"Growing up in Oregon, I had crazy dreams. I'd see Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy on TV and say I'd like to do that, too. I wanted to go off on the adventure. I dreamed of being a sex symbol as a showgirl in Las Vegas - and it all came true!"
She says that all women can have their dreams come true if they work hard enough to make it happen. Umm, how exactly did she work hard? If she means pretending to be attracted to an 80 year old man for a couple of years then yes, I can see why that would be hard. Oh, and telling Criss Angel that he is hot was probably hard. But, it seems to me that she owes her fame more to a bottle of bleach and the skill of a plastic surgeon than really working hard. Am I wrong? Is this empowerment? Turn yourself into plastic and you too can strip on stage in Vegas with Aubrey O'Day as your castmate.
Lost in the whole Mackenzie Phillips having sex with her dad for ten years story from yesterday was this little nugget about Mick Jagger having sex with Mackenzie. It is also pretty damn disturbing. Not so much for what happened, but for what was said by Mick Jagger.
The first time Mick Jagger and Mackenzie had sex was when Mackenzie's dad left the pair alone while he went to the grocery store. "My dad walks out (of the apartment), Mick turns around, locks the door, looks at me and he says, 'I've been waiting for this since you were 10 years old...' and he seduced me. My dad comes back and (says), 'That's my daughter in there, let her out,' and we just ignored him."
Seriously? Mick wanted her since she was 10? Who the hell says that? Who looks at a 10 year old girl and says to themselves they can't wait to have sex with her? This episode happened when Mackenzie was 18 so she was legal, but had Mick been counting down the days since she was 10? This just gets more and more revolting.
Judging by the excerpts that US Weekly published of the new Dustin Diamond expose on Saved By The Bell I think you should keep your hard earned money in your pocket. We had been promised drug use and hookups and all kinds of salacious things and what we got was innuendo and not even very good innuendo at that.
In describing the rampant drug use on the set here is what Dustin had to say. "I could smell a certain 'smoke,' wafting from from the crack underneath my castmates' dressing rooms." Noooo. Shocker. And were you smelling it so you could see who to buy from? Were you the only cast member who didn't smoke? I guess he is alleging pot smoking by the cast, but if it really happened then he needs to come out and say it. This isn't a source or something that I would use in a blind item. This is a first person account and if he saw it then he needs to say it. Truth is always a defense to libel. The way this reads it could have been cloves or cigarettes and they were breaking the law regarding smoking inside buildings. Fail.
The only serious allegation he makes in regards to drug use is that he alleges mark Paul Gosselaar used steroids immediately before that College Years spin off. "He suddenly exploded with manliness, loading 25 pounds of muscle on his once-scrawny frame in, oh, about a month." That's it? Some possible steroid use that he has obviously not continued with.
Oh, wait. What about the sex? "If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario [Lopez]'s room. Then, if Jessie [Elizabeth Berkley] kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul's room."
Sounds like a guy who was jealous he couldn't get someone to visit his dressing room. He also said that Mario hit on every co-star and that Tiffani used guys to further her career. Now aren't you glad you didn't waste $30 of your money to read this?
Last week Jennifer Aniston's latest movie bombed. It did awful much like many of her preceding movies. Whenever this happens you can be sure that the Jennifer Aniston publicity machine will start generating as many stories as possible whether or not they are true.
First OK Magazine did its quarterly article that says Jennifer is pregnant or wants to be pregnant or has thought about being pregnant and throws her on their cover announcing that fact. Of course she isn't pregnant and I doubt very much whether she will ever have kids but it makes her appear to be a sympathetic figure and therefore people love her.
Then, today Page Six ran a story saying that while Jennifer was shooting Bounty with Gerard Butler that a production assistant found Jennifer alone in her trailer crying. Why? "I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me."
Oh please. Again with the sympathy. Her publicist denied both the pregnancy story and the crying story but she still got a cover and a huge Page Six headline for the week. It is kind of funny that right after a huge bomb at the box office that she is still on the lips of the tabloids.
I understand the whole woe is me thing is her calling card and she plays it well but it has been almost four years and she has had a string of boyfriends. At what point can we stop playing this game and just have her move on with her life and judge her based on her career rather than one failed relationship? Everyone has failed relationships in Hollywood, but for some reason everyone else moves on and comes up with new angles to generate publicity or relies on their work and box office success to keep moving forward.
I don't dislike Jennifer. I think she is gorgeous and probably someone who would be fun to drink with and so I don't understand why she can;t be who she is and why we need to keep having this victim cycle repeatedly.
I guess Suzanne Somers apologized to the family of Patrick Swayze. I mean she said the words she was sorry, but it didn't really sound as if she meant it. On her website, Suzanne said, "In a casual conversation at a party (with someone who never identified himself as a reporter)... I was asked about this beloved actor.
"It was never my intention to make an official statement about his passing. I was not informed or aware I was being interviewed. I would never have been so insensitive as to offer a public statement so close to his untimely passing."
She added: "I sincerely apologize if my comment has caused any additional pain to his family during this difficult time. I send my deepest condolences for their loss... I was a major fan of Patrick's work, and would never do anything to hurt him or his family."
Suzanne had said the treatment Patrick received poisoned him and the she would have done things differently if she were his doctor including building him up nutritionally and then ridding him of toxins. Umm, does it matter that she was speaking to a reporter? If she didn't know the person that means she was perfectly willing to tell a stranger that she thought Patrick was poisoned. I'm guessing if she had an "official statement" to make she would have lied and not mentioned what she really thought? The whole thing kind of seems like a way to try and control the damage and incidentally get herself some more publicity when everyone writes that she apologized.
When I first saw that Lindsay Lohan had been hired by Formula One to host a weekend of great music this weekend in Singapore, I thought to myself who in their right mind would hire her? My second thought was oh she is going to be in Singapore. Maybe she will try and smuggle in drugs or get caught taking them and spend some time in one of their jails. If that happened though people would probably feel sorry for her and she would get a lot of publicity and the next thing you know she would be forced on us even more.
Lindsay got this gig hosting the concerts because Nicole from the Pussy Cat Dolls dropped out. I guess that means she and Lewis Hamilton must have split because why would she cancel? I don't understand what Formula One is thinking when they hired Lindsay Lohan. Is there not one other person in the entire entertainment industry you could have found?
Oh, getting back to the Lindsay is an idiot. She had a press conference about this event and was asked what she knew about Formula One. She first of all said she was a huge fan and then said, "I like to drive. I like cars. I like fast cars. I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars."
That is some in depth knowledge right there isn't it. At some point I hope she figured out that NASCAR is not the same style of car or racing as Formula One. Oh, and by studying she means that she went to a race once and met Jeff Gordon's wife once.
Lindsay was also asked by someone whether she knew Nicholas Prugo. You know the guy she was seen on a movie set with at least ten times and the guy who broke into her house with a Lindsay twin. "I don't really want to get into the details of that. That's for the detectives to do."
It sounds to me like Lindsay is covering up something. Why can't she talk about it? She hasn't been charged with a crime. I wish someone would have asked her about the missing jewels.
Anyway. Hey Formula One. Next time you are looking for someone to give $100K to for a weekend of hosting concerts you let me know. I promise I won't spend it all on blow and really bad fake tanner.
In today's Daily Mirror, we asked: Which wrinkly crooner is officially a member of the mile high club, after getting frisky with a supermodel on a long-haul flight?
Your extra clue: She was left unimpressed by his sub ten second sprint.
This engagement is fairly new, but I definitely smell trouble. This Golden Globe nominated/winner B list movie actress has been entertaining a fairly steady stream of men at her fiance's home. Her fiance is a B list television actor on a very hit show. He must know this is going on as our actress doesn't hide what she has been doing and with whom but our actor doesn't seem to care.
Happy 20th anniversary Law & Order.
Anderson Cooper in his tough guy pose.
I think Shiloh might have borrowed one of Brad's hats.
Boy George looked so good when he got out of prison. Now, not so much.
Brittny Gastineau is a headband away from looking like a Mischa Barton look-a-like.
Bai Ling isn't smiling which is rare.
It was 90 degrees yesterday here in LA, so obviously UGG weather.
I am actually surprised the Feldman's are still married.
It's a party. Smile Carey Lowell.
Carrie Underwood and a very skinny Randy Travis.
If it worked for Tom & Katie, then it must be good enough for David Duchovny and Tea Leoni.
Dev Patel & Freida Pinto.
An intimate moment between Eva and Tony.
Emma Watson skipping school to be in London for Fashion Week.
Speaking of which. The Hannibal Lecter look is all the rage there.
I don't know what Ginnifer Goodwin was thinking.
Hilary Swank somewhere in Europe. I forget where.
Jessica Alba looking extremely plain.
Two of my favorites. Jesse Martin & Benjamin Bratt.
Katie McGrath and JJ Abrams.
Kellie Pickler & Joe Nichols.
Kenny Rogers has had some serious work done.
Imma going to let you go over there Amber, but I have to tell you she is a better model.
Two parts again today, not that Liv Tyler doesn't deserve a top spot. I do wish though that someone would explain to me why the knock kneed pose is so popular.
It is even more pronounced here. Is is supposed to be some very feminine lost little girl type pose? I don't understand it at all.
Morgan Freeman avoids any controversy by attending this event with Alfre Woodard. Supposedly Morgan Freeman is a lock for a Best Actor Oscar and his movie hasn't even come out yet. My vote is for Colin Firth in Single Man though. Team Colin.
One of the greatest musicians ever. Merle Haggard. Here he is with Miranda Lambert.
Mariel Hemmingway returns to the red carpet after a very long absence.
OK, so this is a model. The dress she is wearing is made entirely of cork. This was at some eco-fashion thing. I thought cork trees were scarce. Am I wrong? Is it recycled cork? Does it smell like wine?
Muffie!!
Rihanna with a new hair color to go with the rumors that she and Justin Timberlake are dating.
Neal McDonough and Ruve Robertson.
Sara Baras - Barcelona
Shakira, Shakira.
Marty Ingles bought one of those Jermaine Jackson hair pieces. It is obviously not a one size fits all thing.
Scarlett J singing on French television.
Sienna Miller walks her dog, talks to her mom and smokes all while on the lookout for married men.
I hope Taylor doesn't run with those.
Tara Reid making $20 at an Oktoberfest party.
After her official duties are over, Tara reminds us that rehab wasn't so long ago.
Tori Spelling coming out of a doctor's office and looking sad.
Not looking sad are Owen and Woody.
I have been steering clear of posting anything on the trial taking place in the Bahamas. I think the people trying to extort Travolta are awful, but at the same time Scientology is not exactly very friendly either when it comes to people and their money so I just decided to stay quiet.
Today though things have changed. After years of denying their son was autistic, John Travolta admitted today that Jett was autistic and suffered seizures every five to ten days which would last 45 seconds to a minute.
Thank you for finally admitting the truth John and I wish you would have done this years ago and maybe you could have given hope to people or been a spokesperson for autism and used your celebrity for some good. I can;t wait to see what Scientology has to say about this. Do they admit there is such a thing as autism now or do they just blame all of this on something Travolta has done wrong and therefore needs more auditing.
Although there will be some trashing of Jennifer Love Hewitt in this post, my rant has more to do with the publishers of magazines and specifically Shape and Self. Each month on their covers these two magazines generally have a picture of a woman on the cover who looks toned and fit and perfect. I understand about photoshopping and airbrushing and that is how the game is played. Fine.
But if you are going to do that don't run an article in your pages about the person on the cover that talks about how she got this perfect body by diet and exercise because it isn't true. Yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt diets and exercises but she doesn't look like the person you have put on your cover and I especially hate it when you have a sample diet inside that makes it seem like you will look like her when you have completed the diet.
The picture on the cover is not Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yes it is technically her, but the parts that most people find difficult to look at in the mirror are not her own. She is not flawless but the cover and the article make it seem like you will look flawless if you follow the diet or do what Jennifer does. You won't though because even the subject of the article doesn't look like the image portrayed on the cover.
Jennifer Love Hewitt famously exploded two years ago when people said she was fat in her bikini. She wasn't fat at all. She looked great. She said the whole thing was unfair and that people should be judged for who they are and not what they look like. Fine. From now on when you agree to do a cover of a magazine in a bikini, make sure as part of your agreement that no airbrushing or photoshopping is done to your picture because if you do, then you are being a hypocrite and not having people focus on you but some imagined perception and feeding the stereotype that you said was wrong. Be proud of who you are and if you want the world to change, then you need to be part of the solution and not adding to the problem.
It is always a good day when you can throw in an Anchorman quote. Getting to throw in the best one just makes it all the better. Let's talk about Khloe and her wedding for a couple of minutes. Apparently there must be a huge demand for any and all things Khloe. She sold the pictures to her upcoming wedding for about $300K. That is probably more money than she would have earned in the next ten years if Kim hadn't decided to have sex with Ray-J and tape it.
A source close to the Kardashian's said the wedding is going to be really classy. My experience is that when someone says something is going to be classy you end up having a bride wearing a backless mini dress for her bridal gown and a reception where everyone wears matching sweat suits that say either Pimps or Maids.
Oh, E! has an interview with Lamar Odom's ex. She said she was shocked to hear about the wedding and thought it was a joke when someone texted her about it. She was engaged to Lamar for 8 years and together with him for 12 but he never wanted to actually get married. The couple broke up shortly after Lamar's youngest child died of SIDS.
Khloe and Lamar went out last night (see picture above). Umm, is it just me or is that a leather dress Khloe is wearing? Why yes it is. So much for that entire PETA ad and campaign where she said she couldn't stand people who wore leather and ate meat. Lucky for her she didn;t say anything negative about huge diamond rings because her ring is 9 carats.
Khloe officially announced on her website what everyone else has known about for days. As you know I love comments on those sites. This was one of my favorites.
COngrats! YOu're gOnna lOok even mOre beautiful as a bride than yOu already dO! take lOts of pix! Wish yOu bOth nOthing but happiness! xoxo.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian continues to cry herself to sleep each night.
I'm trying to imagine standing before a judge and telling the judge that the reason you grow pot in your house is because you can't afford booze. Amy Crowhurst who is 19 did just that in her trial for growing pot in her house. Amy was the UK's youngest mother ever as she got pregnant when she was 12 years old.
She says that parenting is tough and that she grows pot to escape the stresses of being a mother. She would rather drink booze but she can't afford it so she grows pot instead. At 15 years old she had another baby with the same father of her first child.
Police had received a tip that Crowhurst was growing pot in her home and raided the house last month. They seized several plants and processed pot as well as growing equipment. Three weeks later she was arrested again for pot possession.
She plead guilty to all the charges and was sentenced to 9 months of community service, told to enter a drug rehab course and paid a $70 fine.
She does think she is a great mom though.
Apparently Rebecca Gayheart can't quit the nicotine even though she is pregnant. Yesterday paps from INF Daily spotted Rebecca leaving Bristol Farms which is a grocery store here in LA. As she got into her car she lit up a cigarette and then drove away. Maybe she was just stressed out because the people in front of her had more than the 15 item limit for the express lines. I mean that would make anyone smoke right? Oh, or someone who is actually cutting coupons while standing in line. I have had that happen before. The person couldn't remember what they had bought either and was flipping through the section and then had a pair of scissors just cutting away while the line grew steadily longer behind them.
I'm just hoping that Rebecca has given up her other bad habits. For more pictures of Rebecca's baby bump and her smoking, click here.
****Update*****
After reading your comments I went back to look at the pictures and I think they are real and from yesterday. Two things make me say this. The first is that she is wearing the same sunglasses in both pictures. Yes, someone can keep sunglasses longer than a couple of months, but in my experience, celebrities tend to get new pairs almost constantly in gift bags and I doubt she would use the same pair for very long. Second, judging from the strap of what she is wearing in the pictures of her smoking it looks like the dress that she is wearing in the head on pictures.
Yesterday afternoon I started getting e-mails from readers asking about Jacyln Smith and her attempted suicide. Huh? Well I looked around and saw a report written by that Spanish Sheraton guy that Jaclyn had attempted suicide and was in critical condition in Honduras. There were allegedly multiple sources attesting to this fact. None of it was true. Jacyln was actually in Los Angeles and perfectly alive. She had not fired a gun to her head and probably still looked as gorgeous as ever.
Then there were reports that Jacyln's stunt double from Charlie's Angels was the one who attempted suicide. Well, now it looks like her stunt double was injured, but it doesn't look like a suicide attempt but rather an accidental shooting when she was cleaning a gun.
Kevin Federline is headed to Celebrity Fit Club and he is not going alone. The mother of two of his kids is also joining the show. Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline back together again. The ratings will be through the roof. Umm, probably not. Healthwise, I am glad Kevin is choosing to drop the five hundred pounds he has gained over the past year, money wise I think he could have done much better signing up with one of the weight loss companies and he would have been seen in commercials and ads everywhere. With this though he will be seen by the people like myself who are bored and flipping through the channels.
Celebrity Fit Club is a fine show, but it isn't really appointment television unless one of the Baldwin brothers are on. Oh, or the guy from Grease or anyone else who has Celebrity Rehab next on their agenda. Those people make Fit Club worth watching because they argue and moan and fight and fail to show up on time for anything.
I guess Kevin will probably lose about 20 pounds which he will put right back on when Britney goes on tour again. I think Shar will lose the same amount of weight but probably keep all of hers off.
One of the things I love about Mackenzie Phillips is that she is not shy about sharing. As I have said previously she is one of my Facebook friends and she is willing to share pretty much whatever comes into her head. She is kind of like Courtney Love, but with better spelling and no questionable deaths in her past.
Well, in her new book she shares about as big of a story as someone can possibly share. Mackenzie and her father who was in the band The Mamas And The Papas had consensual sex for about ten years. Mackenzie said it was consensual but I have to say that I don;t think there is any such thing when it is between a parent and their child. Yes, the first time she was 19 and so not technically a child, but I still don't think there can be consent in that type of situation.
In her book and on Oprah, Mackenzie says the first time she ever did drugs was with her dad. He shot her up with heroin and he is responsible to a great extent for everything that has happened in her life since. Yes, and addict has to take control of their life, but when your introduction to drugs is by your dad shooting you up, then it wasn't really her choice. He kept her on drugs for 20 years and she was on drugs when they first had sex. She was on drugs when she got fired form the number one show on television.
I think by saying the sex was consensual that she is trying to still protect her father and she shouldn't. He is an animal for doing that and he should be vilified.
Which dieting model shunned the buffet, opting for a bespoke feast of crushed horse tranquillizer and diet coke? She swears it quick fires her metabolism...
This very good looking C+ actor on a huge hit cable show broke his foot about a week ago. He didn't want anyone to ask him how it happened so he removed the cast while he was at The Emmy Awards. The reason he broke his ankle? He was whacked out on meth and jumped off the roof of his house with a cape on thinking he could fly.
One of my top 5 favorite actors. Steve Buscemi.
Look it's Angie Harmon and her baby and also her husband Jason Sehorn.
It's hard to believe that Angelina Jolie looks like the unhealthy one here.
It's hard to believe this is a candid. Austin Scarlett and his guest look incredible.
Anna Wintour has moved as far as possible from Alexa Chung and Pixie Geldof.
Anna was at the show featuring the designs of Sienna Miller and Sienna's sister Savannah.
I know that look on Billy Joel's face. He thinks he hears something. That happens after about 20 drinks. The thing is you have to push right through that and ignore the voices.
A first time appearance for Busy Philipps.
If only Princess Letizia could have been there when Carla Bruni and Queen Rania were posing this would have been a top spot photo.
Is Chris Lowell wearing a long sleeve t-shirt beneath his long sleeve shirt? What is the point of rolling it all up?
Ed Norton wouldn't do something like that.
Hey, at least we know Gwen is wearing a bra.
Naomi Watts chose to dress a little more conservatively while going to the playground.
Gillian Anderson's guy looks a little shell shocked.
My absolute favorite photo of the day. First of all Heather Graham poses between two posters where the biggest word is stupid. And the signs are being held by two people which makes it look like a joke.
Then, one of them says getting a picture of Heather's ass is more important than actually holding the sign.
Hugh Jackman looks pretty good here.
First pictures of Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs' baby. And they named him Walker. Not Blue Jay or Nutmeg or Pippi Longstocking. Just a nice normal name.
I have to say I like when Jennifer Garner smiles.
After careful study, I have come to the conclusion that Jermaine Jackson;s hair is actually a molded piece of plastic that fits on his head. Marie Osmond is going to start selling them on QVC.
Is Jessica Simpson wearing Lindsay Lohan leggings? Will all celebrities need to buy them to keep their houses safe from burglaries?
KaDee Strickland and her husband Jason Behr.
Kellan Lutz never misses a chance to jog.
Don't worry it is two parts so Katy Perry being groped on the set of her new music video is not the top picture. I'm sure this guy has it as his screensaver today, but it is not top picture worthy. I mean if the rumors are to be believed Russell Brand and John Mayer were doing the same thing over the past couple of weeks.
Kanye has even affected protesters.
Kate Walsh and sparkly pants.
Leelee Sobieski went from not showing to huge in like one day.
Not to be outdone is Karolina Kurkova.
Marc Anthony really does look like a skeleton.
Matthew Perry makes an appearance on a red carpet.
These are actual supermodels. Or a tranny convention.
A long overdue first time appearance for Nate Corddry.
I am a big fan of Paul Adelstein.
The legend. Robert Duvall. They need to do a Godfather reunion.
When The Real Housewives of the OC meet The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Oh and Slade who looks plastered.
Stephen Baldwin and his daughter Alaia.
Suri Cruise in heels and with an attitude. Love it.
The jogging thing worked so well the first time, they did it again.
Suzi Quatro - Perth
Another long overdue first appearance for Ty Burrell.
This is a suit that cost about $40. The Daily Mail had a great article today about buying suits in grocery stores. Hilarious.
I'm going to guess Victoria's dress cost more than $40. What she needs is about $40 worth of In N Out and to gain some weight.
Gordon Gekko leaving prison.
For the second time this year Britney Spears told a crowd Merry Christmas. For the second time this year she got the date wrong. At this point I am wondering if she says it as some type of code like I am having a really bad day and when I get off this stage there better be presents or a line of dancers naked for me to look at.
I wonder if the other holidays are jealous. I mean she hasn't yelled out Happy Thanksgiving Day or Columbus Day rocks. If you are going to shout out random holidays for the hell of it, I think she should add more to it then just Christmas. What about the feats of strength and Festivus?
The wishes for a joyous yuletide season come at about 2:17 in on the first one and if you missed her Christmas shout out earlier in the year it can be found at about 50 seconds in the second video.
If you are looking for a sure fire way to really make Brooke Mueller bad, then just make sure Denise Richards gets something good and Brooke has to settle for second best.
The NY Daily News is reporting that last weekend at a swag suite, Brooke got ticked off at the workers because they tried to give her a silver Hershey's Kiss necklace. It was a very nice gift, but Brooke wanted the gold and diamond version. They said no. "I know Denise Richards was here earlier, and she has a diamond necklace."
They did confirm they had given Denise one of the gold and diamond necklaces earlier but they were not going to do the same for Brooke.
How did Brooke react? "She's going down!" Well, I think it is kind of rude to suggest how Denise earned the necklace. Ohhhhh, she meant that she was going to get Denise. I got it. Whoops. I just assumed you know, well, anyway, Brooke just needs to go out and pay for a diamond and gold one if she wants one and say thank you to the nice people who gave her free stuff simply because she is married to Charlie Sheen.
It took 14 months, a cast of 300 and a crew of 150 people to make it happen, but a company has managed to make a commercial that imagines what James Dean's life would have been like if he had not died at such a young age. The commercial combines footage of Dean as well as an actor to create a highlight reel of what he might have achieved if he had lived.
Not content with the bazillion dollars they made back in 2007, The Spice Girls are talking about reuniting once again. From reading between the lines it sounds like they would get back together next summer for a series of stadium shows which would mean less cities but the same number of people and massive amounts of money.
Last week I posted a picture of 4 of the 5 Spice Girls coming out of a restaurant after having dinner together. Today Geri Halliwell was on a UK program called This Morning and had this to say about a reunion. "We are friends first and foremost. Obviously a career and music evolved through that friendship I think. Whatever happens afterwards is a bonus. We always talk about creative plans. Right - now, I'll be honest: We are gathering information about a possibility, but I don't like to... when you are evolving a plan, you don't want to share it with the world."
To me that sounds like a reunion. On her Twitter page, Mel B said this about her night out with the other members of the group. "Spice girls, stadiums?????????? Had dinner with the amazing melc emma and geri I love them so much."
If you are going to tour stadiums you generally want to do that in warmer weather although I would admit that seeing The Spice Girls performing at Soldier Field in Chicago in January would probably be entertaining.
Last time they reunited they played 47 shows. If you assume the average crowd was 20,000 which is probably high then they would have performed before almost 1 million people. 47 shows is a lot of work compared to playing 10-15 stadium shows and getting the same number of people and the same amount of money.
Ever since Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lemon Jello broke up, Nick really hasn't been seen anywhere with anyone. Of course Vanessa hasn't either. In an attempt to spark his love life, get some publicity and do some good for charity, Nick is auctioning himself off for a night. VH-1's Save The Music is auctioning off one night with Nick. A winner and a guest will be flown to LA, get to hang out with Nick for a night and also get put up in a hotel and get $500 spending money.
Now how much would you pay for a night like that? Well the bidding started yesterday and as I type this the bidding is up to $3,050.00 but guess what? They don't charge shipping. That would make it more interesting huh? Win Nick and he comes to your house in a Fed Ex box.
Is $3K worth it? It all goes to a great charity and you do get dinner and two airline tickets and $500 and a night in a hotel so $3K seems about right. If you want to keep track of the bidding, click here.
Possibly contributing to the fight between Maksim and Karina Smirnoff at The Emmy Awards Sunday night could be the fact that, well I was going to say it is because Karina was spotted making out with Aaron Carter on the Dancing With The Stars set last week. Honestly though I think Maksim just doesn't really like Karina and the fact she was already messing around with a guy and doing it on the set where Maksim works is pretty low. It supports his claim that she was more interested in her career than any kind of love or relationship with Maksim.
Aaron Carter? Isn't he like 12? Oh, wait he is actually 21. Huh. My bad. I know they are partners on the show but they just don't seem like a good fit at all. Of course once it goes public then there will of course be more publicity headed her way and maybe even one of those sob story People covers about how she is moving on in her life with the help of Aaron and how they are soul mates and blah blah blah.
I have three or four questions about the Lindsay Lohan burglary. OK, maybe more than that. Feel free to add any that you would like Lindsay or Dina to answer for you. I want to list them here so I don't forget. I'm old and drink too much. Another reason I am doing this is because the guy who was arrested, Nick Prugo is a friend of Lindsay's. OK, well friend might be too string of a word. They hung out on the set of her movie Labor Pains on at least ten different occasions which is more than Sam was there.
If you see Dina, Lindsay, Ali or Michael please ask them any of the following questions.
1. Did Lindsay ever find the jewels she was supposed to return to Louis XIV?
2. Do you have any idea who the girl in the burglary video is who looks remarkably like Lindsay?
3. Do you prefer crack or powdered cocaine?
4. How well do you know Audrina Patridge?
5. Why did Nick hang out on the set with you so much?
6. Do you owe Nick money?
7. Has Dina ever had sex with Nick?
8. How many fishnet shirts does Michael own?
9. Does Ali share Lindsay's love of stealing?
10. Who is the nicest Ronson sibling?
11. Did Elle UK ever get back their jewels or find out who stole them?
12. Has anyone in the family other than Michael met Jon Gosselin?
13. Where is Lindsay going to go to rehab this time?
14. Was Sam having sex with Audrina and so the burglary happened to get back at her?
15. Specifically to Dina - If Lindsay is arrested is God still good?
I get lots of e-mails from all of you asking me questions or sending me tips and when I got this e-mail this morning, I figured if it was confusing one person it might be confusing lots of people. So, I thought I would try and answer it the best I can. What can I say. I'm a helper.
Enty,
I am confused which of the Kardashian sisters is pregnant. Is it Khloe since supposedly she is getting married this weekend with her basketball player?
S.
Dear S,
This is a really good question. Actually the Kardashian sister that is pregnant is Kourtney. According to the tabloids she would like to get married because she is running out of free things to get for the baby and she wants some free things for herself now. In the picture above, Kourtney is the shortest of the three sisters. By the way, none of the sisters look like that except after photoshop. Kourtney had broken up with the father of her baby, but when she found out she was pregnant all was right in their world and they will live happily ever after or until they find out if they will get a reality show following them as new parents. Neither person looks happy to be with the other. Their relationship won't last. Having a baby doesn't change the problems you had in your relationship. Kourtney doesn't mind breaking up though because then she can sell a reality show where she is a single mom and looking for love. Hell, maybe she will get a Rock Of Love show.
Oh, speaking of Rock Of Love, I finally saw that Daisy Of Love show. That show is the ultimate train wreck and if they had kept showing back to back episodes I would still be in front of my television watching. I think the IQ level of the world would have increased by ten points if they had killed off everyone in the room in the first episode. I can't believe that most of them are going to breed.
Sorry about that distraction S. So, to get back to your original question, the person getting married is Khloe. Khloe is the sister who is really really tall. She is also the sister who said you were an idiot to date an NBA player. In her defense though she didn't say anything negative about marrying them. Khloe is dating Lamar Odom who plays for the Los Angeles Lakers.
After dating for approximately four weeks they decided to get married this Sunday. Some people have called it a shotgun wedding, but first of all she probably wouldn't even know she was pregnant and she has a sister who is pregnant and not getting married so it isn't like she is going to be shunned by her family. This is the Kardashians we are talking about people. Plus, Lamar has like three or four kids and never bothered to marry their mother so it isn't like he has some moral crisis about it.
The reason they are getting married is love or the fact Lamar signed a new contract or a reality show or a combination of the three. I give the marriage a year and Khloe will have a child.
I hope this clears everything up for you. The key to all of this is to remember that it doesn't matter which sister is pregnant or married. What matters is, well nothing about them matters really, but they are a decent workplace distraction and a topic for a serious discussion on how to build a career off a sex tape and bring your family with you for the ride. Not the sex, because that would be creepy. Just the ride after the sex.
Enty
The Los Angeles Times has done some digging into the death of Anna Nicole Smith and found some pretty incredible items. To me anyway, it looks like the doctors writing prescriptions to Anna had no idea what they were giving her. They were just giving her what she wanted and the amounts she asked for. Anna's psychiatrist was repeatedly told by a pharmacist that the combination of drugs she wanted to give Anna would be suitable for a dying cancer patient or someone you want to kill and refused to fill the prescriptions. The psychiatrist has been charged along with Howard K Stern and another doctor with conspiring to provide Anna with controlled substances.
Dr. Khristine Eroshevich was Anna's psychiatrist and she started writing prescriptions for Anna once Anna started having sex with her. Investigators found pictures on Anna's laptop of the couple naked in a bathtub. Eroshevich's lawyer said the doctor always had Anna's best interests at heart even if they were having sex. The other doctor charged with conspiracy has always denied a sexual relationship with Anna even though there are pictures of them making out while he is partially dressed.
I think the doctors should lose their licenses and go to jail for writing prescriptions that were excessive. They did enable Anna much like a drug dealer enables. Just because they are doctors doesn't give them carte blanche to help someone stay addicted.
At least two of the celebrities on the red carpet at yesterday's Emmy Awards paid for their date. You would think that just being invited to the Awards would be payment enough, but nope, it turns out that both of these companions wanted more than just tickets.
Contrary to what you might be thinking, there was one male and one female who did the hiring yesterday.
This C list actress from one of those initial shows is actually quite attractive. Very attractive and if she needs a date somewhere in the future she should give me a call instead of having to pay for one of the crew from the show to go with her. Oh, he wasn't technically a pro, but she paid him $1000 and bought him a suit. I don't know if dinner or drinks were included.
One person who was most definitely a pro was the woman that this A list television actor brought to the awards. You know I say he is A list, but he won't be for long. I would tell you why he won't be A list for long but then it would give away his identity. My favorite role of his was actually a fairly small role on a different television series.
Oh, and coke mom update. Within the past week, coke mom has made an appearance on the site as a post or a picture or both.
Seth Meyers
Shar Jackson
Sharon Lawrence
Shirley MacLaine
Shoreh Aghdashloo
Sigourney Weaver
Simon Baker
Evelyn McGee & Stephen Colbert
Stephen Moyer
Steve & nancy Carell
Tate Donovan
Tina Fey
Toni Collette
Tony Shalhoub
Victoria Rowell
Yunjin Kim
Cathy Jennings & Patrick Warburton
Holiday Reinhorn & Rainn Wilson
Robe Lowe and his sons
Rose Byrne (tied with Mila Kunis as my favorite)
Ryan Kwanten
Sally Field
Sandra Oh
Sarah McLachlan
Sarah Silverman
Seth MacFarlane
EMMYS OBSERVATIONS
Hello dear friends and fans of crazydaysandnights. The Great Enty, at his own risk, has allowed me to share some of my experiences with you from the 61st Annual Emmy red-carpet. I was there co-hosting the pre-show for TV Guide Network with one of my favorite men in the world, Idol alum, Justin Guarini. Let me tell you ladies, he’s even cuter in person than he is on the small screen.
So, the day went something like this:
Roll out of bed around 5am after a sleepless night…stress will do that to you.
Arrive at the hair/makeup trailers at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles.
After endlessly reworking my, um, interesting up-do, it’s time to squeeeeeez into that super tight dress…1, 2, 3, and zip up! Phew!! I hope that was a good last breath because I won’t be getting another one until we peel this thing off me.
I wore Jean Fares Couture straight from the runway, Casadei sky-high heels (that produced more than a handful of blisters by the time we wrapped) and stunning jewels. Justin donned a fitted Paul Frank suit and Calvin Klein tie.
Then it’s off to our TV Guide platform, sandwiched between E! and the Paparazzi!!
We had a live 3 hour telecast, leading up to our pre-show with new TVG duo, Chris Harrison and Carrie Ann Inaba. Let me say, both shows were a hit! Just so you know, we set the bar for a “successful show” pretty low. In my mind, it consists of not dropping the F-Bomb or unknowingly flashing a “private part.” In this case, neither happened, so we’re in the clear.
Now, I apologize for burying the lead but I noticed three significant enhancements from last year’s Emmys. And I’m not referring to Blake Lively’s Tatas!!
Here it goes: Women are getting EVEN thinner…reference, Rose Byrne and Holly Hunter…security is tighter (pics say it all) and the heat is getting HOTTER!!! Put it this way, stars were so concerned about looking crappy/sweaty in photos that they actually bypassed press in order to get their pics taken first and then circle back around for interviews. Smart move, if you ask me.
Most of Hollywood’s Elite looked simply stunning yesterday (no surprise there) but of course, with the hits are a couple of misses...
Here’s my list of fashion favorites and flops for the 61st Annual Emmys. Let’s face it…guys always look pretty hot so I’m just focusing on the ladies of the night.
THE GOOD: (sorry but there are SO many)
Blake Lively
Heidi Klum
January Jones
Kristin Chenoweth
Kate Walsh
Debra Messing
THE BAD:
Shar Jackson
Olivia Wilde
Patricia Arquette
Victoria Rowell (are you serious with the Obama dress??)
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Mary Louise Parker
Melora Hardin
Tracy Pollan & Michael J Fox
Mila Kunis
Mindy Kaling
Neil Patrick Harris
Olivia Wilde
Omar Epps
Padma Lakshmi
Patricia Arquette & Thomas Jane
This minute long clip is a clip from the upcoming Michael Jackson movie This Is It. It is Michael performing the song Human Nature and also showing off some dance moves.
Kathy Griffin
Katrina Bowden
Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick
Kevin Kline
Kim & Kourtney Kardashian
Desiree Gruber & Kyle MacLachlan
Leighton Meester
LL Cool J
Mariska Hargitay & Peter Hermann
Randall Emmett & Mark Wahlberg
If you had your heart set on going with Michael Sheen to the premiere of New Moon, you might want to make other plans. It turns out that Michael is going to take his daughter Lily. Lily is the daughter he had with Kate Beckinsale. Lily has never liked any of the characters her parents have played. Until now.
"Forget about playing Tony Blair. When I told her I was definitely playing vampire Aro in 'Twilight' she cried. She was so overwhelmed and annoyed that I muscled in on something that belonged to her. She's already told me she'll be my date for the premiere."
Lily is 10 and so she was probably reading the books and had someone in her mind who would be Aro and the next thing you know it is her dad. I get the feeling these were not tears of joy from Lily. I can see how it would be hard to think as a child that you have this series of books for yourself. They are yours and unlike everything else your parents do, they can;t control that one part of your life. So, it must have been a shock to then have your dad be part of something you thought was yours and yours alone.
Of course once she thought about the fact she could meet the rest of the actors I'm guessing she got over the pain pretty quick.
Joely Fisher
John Krasinski
Johnny Galecki
Jorge Garcia
Josh Radnor & Lindsay Price
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Julie Benz
Justin Timberlake
Kaley Cuoco
Kate Walsh
The headline makes it sound like I am going to talk about some porno where Count Chocula and The Cocoa Puff character are going to get it on with Zac Efron while Alexis Arquette jumps out of a cake yelling surprise. It turns out though that it is very G Rated. Coco, who is 5 has a huge crush on Zac Efron. Her mom is who is older than 5 also has a huge crush on Zac Efron. So, Courteney Cox invited Zac over to her house and was going to have him surprise Coco.
"Coco gets these huge crushes on people. One day we decided to surprise her and invite Zac Efron over. We didn't tell her he was coming - she just loves him. We had a video camera up and we told her to close her eyes, (then said) 'Open them now!' She freaked out. She was traumatized and ran to her room... She was like, 'Oh no! I don't want to go out there!' I was trying to help her and she said, 'Well, it's his face!'"
His face? Oh, it was probably the makeup although you would think she would be used to that with Uncle Alexis running around. Courteney for her part was torn between being a good mom and being a cougar. "I looked at Zac and I was like, he's hot. I was so attracted to him, but I ran into the room (to console Coco)."
Jason Segel
Jeanne Tripplehorn
Jeff Probst
Jenna Fischer
Jennifer Carpenter & Michael C. Hall
Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt
Jeremy Piven
Jessica Lange
Jessica Lowndes
Nancy Juvonen & Jimmy Fallon
Well you knew some reporter would ask the question sooner or later. With all the conspiracy photos and videos of Lady GaGa and whether or not she has a penis, someone finally asked. A reporter in Berlin decided to be brave and asked in what I thought was a very polite way.
"I love your Marc Jacobs outfit, you look great. I do have one question for you though - have you got a penis or not?"
Lady GaGa was pissed and answered, "My wonderful vagina is very insulted by this question." At that point the reporter was removed from the press conference by security. The reporter defended herself later by saying, "I don't really understand the fuss. It's obvious someone would ask her this question after the picture was all over the news."
It is a fair question and now no one needs to ask it again. Reporters shouldn't be afraid to ask a tough question. People wanted to know the truth or to hear an answer from Lady GaGa and now they got one. She is partly to blame because she encourages the speculation because it creates a bigger buzz. I think she was probably more pissed she was going to have to answer the question then she was about the nature of the question. Once answered, then there is no more buzz and no more conspiracy.
As you can tell from the photo above, the question has been a big topic for people in Berlin. That is the front page of a newspaper. Of course a reporter is going to ask the question because it is obviously something that is important to readers there.
Glenn Close
Hayden Panettiere
Heidi Klum & Seal
Holly Hunter
Hope Davis
Hunter Parrish
Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jamie Kennedy
Jane Fallon & Ricky Gervais
Jane Krakowski
January Jones
US Weekly caught up with Shar Jackson and the first thing they asked her was about Kevin McFederline's weight gain. She said that he doesn't care about how much he weighs or what he looks like. "The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less." I'm trying to remember the last time Kevin was called beautiful by anyone other than the manager of the local McDonald's.
Yeah, it is pretty easy to not care about how much weight you are gaining or being a lousy dresser when you have almost a million dollar salary for babysitting your kids. It makes the whole getting out of bed and sitting around in front of the television eating thing a lot easier to manage. If he had to get up every morning and head for a real job, barely making ends meet while trying to take care of four kids he might have a different attitude about the whole thing.
I think the reason he doesn't care is because he has a girlfriend who doesn't care that he is fat. He has nothing to do all day except eat and drink and smoke and play video games. There is no incentive for him to lose any weight. Even if he got some kind of weight loss deal it probably won't pay as much as Britney pays him to babysit so what's the point.
Oh, and so you know, even though Kevin hasn't seen his kids with Shar in awhile he does talk to them on the phone frequently. He would see them more often but he is busy with his babysitting job.
David Boreanaz
Debra Messing
Dianne Wiest
Drew Barrymore
Ed Helms
Elisabeth Moss & Fred Armisen
Elizabeth Perkins
Eva La Rue
Gabriel Byrne
Ginnifer Goodwin
You would think that winning an Emmy would take care of any migraine issues that you might be having. Unfortunately it didn't work that way for Kristin Chenoweth. Suffering from a migraine all day and throughout the show, Kristin won the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress and then went backstage and said her migraine was out of control and she couldn't even open her eyes. Paramedics were called and after a short time they departed and then Kristin left shortly after.
Her rep said that everything was fine and that Kristin might even hit some after parties to celebrate her win. It would suck to win an award and then not be able to go out all night long dragging that thing with you. I mean what is the use of winning the award if you can't have people fawning over it and you all night?
I am glad she is doing better and she was definitely deserving of an award. She was incredible in Pushing Daisies.
Chloe Sevigny
Chris O'Donnell
Christina Applegate
Christina Hendricks & Geoffrey Arend
Cicely Tyson
Seth Green & Clare Grant
Cobie Smulders
Elizabeth Ann Powel & Conan O'Brien
Dany Delany
Daniel Dae Kim
During the show when Karina & Maksim performed it may have seen as if they were the best of friends. It just goes to show you they are pretty good performers because right up until they went on stage and immediately after they left the stage it was non stop arguing. According to E!, at one point prior to them taking the stage they were yelling at each other, and when they got off the stage they just kept right on arguing.
The problem prior to them going on was that Maksim felt Karina was taking too long for her hair and makeup. Who knows if she was or not, but it has to be hard to be scheduled to perform in front of the world with someone with whom you just broke up a few weeks previously. Can you imagine what their practices were like? These are two people who can;t stand each other right now but somehow they pulled it off.
BJ Novak
Bill Paxton
Blake Lively
Bob Newhart
Brendan Gleeson
Brooke Mueller & Charlie Sheen
Bryan Cranston
Carrie Preston
Cat Deeley
Chevy Chase
Most of the time if a celebrity drank themselves to the point where they had to be rushed to the hospital it would be huge news. In the case of David Hasselhoff though it is pretty much business as usual. Shortly after The Hoff finished his duties on America's Got Talent, he began drinking. Yesterday afternoon his drinking caught up with him and 911 was called. As David went to the emergency room he was joined by his 17 year old daughter who has seen this happen at least six or seven times over the past couple of years. It is probably more often but we don't hear about them. We also don't hear about the times where he has so much to drink but no hospitalization is required.
Teenagers should not be forced to call 911 to take care of their parents. It is obvious The Hoff is never going to give up drinking. He could go to rehab for the next 20 years and he wouldn't give it up. He is going to kill himself from drinking. I imagine that once his kids are gone from the house he will drink even more and and one day they won't be able to save him at the hospital and he will die. He has reached that point where the booze is worth more than the kids and I don't think he can turn that around.
Aaron Paul
Entourage
Adrienne Frantz & Scott Bailey
Alyson Hannigan & Alexis Denisof
Alicia Witt
Amaury Nolasco & Jennifer Morrison
Will Arnett & Amy Poehler
Anastasia Griffith
Angela Kinsey
Anna Gunn
| The category | The winner | |
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Drama series |  | Mad Men (AMC) |
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Comedy series |  | 30 Rock (NBC) |
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Actor, drama series |  | Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad (AMC) |
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Actress, drama series |  | Glenn Close, Damages (FX) |
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Wrting, drama series | | Kater Gordon and Matthew Weiner, Mad Men, "Meditations in
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Directing, drama series |  | Rod Holcomb, ER, "In the End" (NBC) |
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Guest actor, drama series |  | Michael J. Fox, Rescue Me (FX) |
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Guest actress, drama series |  | Ellen Burstyn, Law & Order: SVU (NBC)
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Supporting actress, drama series |  | Cherry Jones, 24 (Fox) |
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Supporting actor, drama series |  | Michael Emerson, Lost (ABC) |
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Variety, music or comedy series |  | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central) |
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Original music and lyrics |  | 81st Academy Awards opening number, Hugh Jackman (ABC) |
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Writing, variety, music or comedy series | | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central) |
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Directing, variety, music or comedy series |  | Bruce Gowers, American Idol (Fox) |
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Miniseries |  | Little Dorrit (PBS) |
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Made-for-television movie |  | Grey Gardens (HBO) |
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Actress, miniseries or movie |  | Jessica Lange, Grey Gardens (HBO) |
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Directing, miniseries or movie | | Dearbhla Walsh, Little Dorrit, Part 1 (PBS) |
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Writing, miniseries or movie | | Andrew Davies, Little Dorrit (PBS) |
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Actor, miniseries or movie |  | Brendan Gleeson, Into the Storm (HBO) |
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Supporting actor, miniseries or movie |  | Ken Howard, Grey Gardens (HBO) |
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Supporting actress, miniseries or movie |  | Shohreh Aghdashloo, House of Saddam (HBO) |
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Reality competition program |  | The Amazing Race (CBS) |
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Host, reality competition series |  | Jeff Probst, Survivor (CBS) |
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Actor, comedy series |  | Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock (NBC) |
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| Directing, comedy series |  | Jeffrey Blitz, The Office, "Stress Relief" (NBC) |
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| Guest actor in a comedy series
|  | Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live (NBC)
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| Guest actress in a comedy series
|  | Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live (NBC)
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| Actress, comedy series |  | Toni Collette, United States of Tara (Showtime) |
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| Supporting actor, comedy series |  | Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men (CBS)
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| Writing, comedy series |  | Matt Hubbard, 30 Rock, "The Reunion" (NBC) |
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| Supporting actress, comedy series |  | Kristin Chenoweth, Pushing Daisies (ABC)
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