Four For Friday

No Four For Friday today. I'm sorry, but I just haven't had the chance to make very many phone calls or see many people this week and don't want to give you anything lame that I have in reserve. I hope everyone has a great weekend.

Random Photos Part One

Jeff Goldblum gets the top spot today. He looks great here, is a nice guy and a great actor. Those seem like good enough reasons for the top spot.
Ann Curry once again showing off the fact she has Brangelina's photo on her phone. Oh, and their private number.
Zak George from Animal Planet learns a new trick from his dog.
Come out in defense of your half-sister and the next thing you know Chynna Phillips has paps following her.
"Chris Rock. You are very, very funny."
"No, seriously Chris, umm, how about putting me in your new movie."
It's been awhile since Dominic Cooper was in the photos.
It hasn't been that long for Dita von Teese, but at least this looks like a subtle change from her regular look. Do you think she puts white makeup on all over her body?
I can't remember the last time I saw Gwen with both of her kids at the same time. It is always one or the other.
Talk about bearding, this is ridiculous.
I stand corrected. This bearding is even more ridiculous.
The woman behind Kim Kardashian is obviously not impressed.
Unlike the people in Paris who all seem to be looking at Rihanna.
Kristen Stewart in Interview Magazine.

Umm, I'll guess. How many drinks you have had in one night multiplied by pi? Umm, how many days you spent in jail for your last DUI arrest? Something you thought made sense one time you got drunk?
Do you ever wonder if perhaps sometimes Lady GaGa says to herself, "you know what? Today it is just going to be jeans and a t-shirt?"
I hope no one loaned her that jewelry.
Mark Linn-Baker and his mom. Now we just need Balki.
I love watching anything Malcolm McDowell is in.
That doesn't look like a very safe way to transport your child Matthew.
The randomest photo of the day. Nia Long and Garry Shandling.
Always room for Neil Patrick Harris.
"Look, that's me on the cover of this book."
A first time appearance for Olivia Williams.
Powderfinger - Melbourne
The first time I have seen a photo of Zelda Williams without her dad Robin. In case you can't tell them apart, Zelda has much less hair.

Alyssa Milano Wants You To Know She Isn't Pregnant

Once you get married in Hollywood then all that is left for the tabloids is to keep throwing out those pregnancy rumors and hoping that one day they will stick. They just keep trying with whoever is having a bumpish week that week and then keep trying and trying.

Alyssa Milano is sick of it though and wants you to know she isn't pregnant and for everyone to get off the Alyssa is pregnant train once and for all. She wrote on her Twitter page, "Rumors that I am pregnant are still false and still annoying. Please, please, please refrain from retweeting such rumors." I wonder if the reason for her annoyance is that her family keeps calling her and asking if the rumors are true. I mean if not, then what is the big deal? Sure, it is a pain but at least it is a harmless rumor. They aren't accusing her of doing something awful.

How Much Money Does Solange Knowles Make?

I know that Solange Knowles sings but is she really all that popular? I mean when you are more known for being the sister of someone than you are for your career or songs then chances are you are probably not making that much money. Of course who would have thought The Hills cast was pulling in $2M a year each? Solange was on Oprah and said that before she finally shaved off all her hair she was spending up to $50K a year on her hair and spending two days a week in salons. That is a bunch of money to spend on hair.

I would probably spend that much money to get some hair, but that is just me. I am thinking of getting one of those hair pieces that Homer Simpson once rocked. Long hair down to the shoulders or something. Anyway, where does Solange get the money? Is Beyonce giving her that much money where Solange can spend $50K a year on hair. That is after tax money people. Before taxes that would probably be $70K a year. How many people here earn $70K a year and to think about spending it all on hair? Crazy.

Your Turn

All this week I have been sick. What started out as a sore throat has got progressively worse to the point where as I write this I think I am going to have to go to the doctor. To me the doctor is almost as bad as exercising. I remember when I was younger and had sick days I sat around all day and watched television. Now it seems even when I am sick I still have to work. With that in mind, this week I would love for you to talk about what you do on your sick days, or if you have faked being sick to get out of work or the most sick you have been. Some kind of illness story.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror, we asked: Which uber-skinny Hollywood starlet can't seem to keep a thing down her throat apart from her fingers? The only thing that manages to stay down are the shots of vodka to keep her going through the day...

Your extra clue: Wonder if this has anything to do with her recent break-up.

Elizabeth Edwards Going To File For Divorce - Maybe

The National Enquirer says that Elizabeth Edwards is about to file for divorce from John Edwards. Well, actually they said that Elizabeth Edwards is planning on filing for divorce. I am planning on winning the lottery but it hasn't happened yet. If it does though I will be on here all day. The Enquirer says that previously Elizabeth has said she would never file for divorce but that the revelations in the upcoming book by John's former assistant have made her change her mind.

I think she should have divorced him a long, long time ago. There is a special place in hell for people who cheat on their wives while their wives are fighting a life threatening cancer.

"Elizabeth had always sworn she wouldn't divorce John. But every person has a breaking point, and Elizabeth's friends believe she's reached hers. Elizabeth made it clear to John that she will take him for everything he's got. She will divorce him and claim their $53 million fortune. Elizabeth knows every dirty little secret in her husband's political past. She's been his confidant for years, and she's always kept quiet. But now she's prepared to reveal all his secrets in open court."

I don't know if this is true or not but it would be one sensational divorce.

Is Mary Louise Parker A Home Wrecker?

It wasn't that long ago that Mary Louise Parker was dumped by Billy Crudup while she was pregnant with their now five year old son Atticus. Now she is turning the tables and has started dating singer Charlie Mars. Apparently she started dating Charlie despite the fact that he was living with his long time girlfriend. Don't you think that someone who has been on the receiving end like Mary Louise has would be a little more sensitive to the fact that she was basically doing to Charlie's girlfriend was doing to her? Now granted the situations might be completely different and for one thing I don't think Charlie's girlfriend is pregnant, but still, if they were involved and living together you would think that maybe she would be a little more careful about appearances at least.

Roman Polanski Is Going To Get Pardoned - I Smell It

There are a lot of headlines this morning that say Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to pardon Roman Polanski. However when you read the actual articles or his quotes from the interview you see that what he actually says is that he won't pardon Roman Polanski in advance. That is much different from saying that he won't pardon the guy at all. The way I read it, Arnold is a huge fan of Roman and probably would love to be in one of his movies at some point. The Governor was practically drooling when he spoke about the director.

"I think that he is a very respected person, and I am a big admirer of his work."

Arnold said Roman should be treated like everyone else despite the fact that Roman is famous. "It doesn't matter if you are a big-time movie actor or a big-time movie director or producer, I think he should be treated like everyone else."

Sounds kind of good for not pardoning the guy until you read this last little bit he said which probably makes Roman's attorneys think long and hard about coming back to California and getting this over.

"One should look into all of the allegations, not only his allegations but the allegations about his case. Was there something done wrong? You know, was injustice done in the case?"

It sounds to me like Arnold thinks there was injustice in the case. He doesn't mention the woman at all, or the the gruesome aspects of the case. He seems to have jumped on the injustice bandwagon and I think that if Roman did come back and was sent to jail, that Arnold would pardon the guy. Arnold is not running for re-election so he doesn't have to worry about anything other than movies for his future.

Elizabeth Smart Testifies - ***WARNING*** Graphic And Disturbing

Until yesterday when I heard this was going to happen, it had been a long time since I had thought about Elizabeth Smart. Much like Jaycee Duggard, Elizabeth was a girl that everyone thought had died. She was kidnapped in 2002 and then nine months later was found, still alive but forever changed. Now, seven years later she was testifying in a federal courtroom about what happened.

She was supposed to face her accused kidnapper but he came in the courtroom singing a Mormon hymn and when the judge told him to stop, the man refused. The judge ordered him to leave the courtroom and had to watch Elizabeth's testimony on CCTV.

From the first day when she was kidnapped at knife point from her own bedroom, Elizabeth says she was raped every day. I can't imagine how Elizabeth even sleeps at night anymore. Can you imagine being 13 or 14 and being kidnapped from your own bedroom during the middle of the night? I would never want to close my eyes again.

That first night she was kidnapped, Elizabeth was married to the guy. "I put the robe on ... he came and performed a ceremony, which was to marry me to him. After that, he proceeded to rape me."

The entire time she was held she was tied to a tree. The only time she was not tied to the tree was when she was being raped which was up to four times each day. Her captor also made her drink booze and watch porn so she would be more willing. Elizabeth though fought back and bit her captor several different times. The a-hole said if she did it again he wouldn't have sex with her anymore and then she would be missing out on the best thing ever. So, she kept biting him but he wouldn't stop.

Elizabeth says her parents have never really asked her what happened. She leaves on a missionary trip next month to France and will be gone for two years. Her captor has been ruled incompetent to stand trial in Utah which is why the federal government is having a crack at him.

Kanye & Lady GaGa Cancel Their Tour - Ticket Sale Issues Or Something Else?

I know this might come as a shock to you but I was actually looking forward to seeing Kanye & Lady GaGa on tour when they came through Los Angeles. As much as I dislike Kanye as a person, I do like his music, and I thought the combination of the two of them was a really good idea. Earlier this week I heard rumblings that Lady GaGa wanted off the tour because she wanted to go do her own thing and to me that was part of the attraction so I saw my own interest waning. I had a vision of them performing one or two songs together at the end of the night and now it didn't look like that was going to happen.

Still though I didn't expect the entire tour to be canceled which is what happened yesterday. Live Nation who was promoting the show won't give a reason. TMZ says it was due to poor ticket sales. I think that had something to do with it, but they had just started promoting the show and I'm not sure many people really knew about it. Lady GaGa and her people couldn't stand Kanye's people but that happens all the time and bands still make it work. I think what happened is that Lady GaGa is exhausted and didn't want to go on a however many city tour and then Kanye couldn't find someone as fun or decided he was going to fake a rehab appearance and so canceled it. It happens.

David Letterman's Extortionist Identified

That didn't take long. Last night during his show, David Letterman told the world that he had testified before a grand jury yesterday. He had done so because police had arrested a man for allegedly extorting money from Letterman because of a series of sexual relationships he had with co-workers. The relationships occurred before he was married or his son was born, but while he was living with his current wife.

The man arrested in the plot was named today and he is a producer for 48 Hours named Robert Halderman. Halderman lives with one of the women (Stephanie Birkitt - see photo above)Letterman had an affair with and she still works on the show. Halderman needed money and so tried to extort $2M from Letterman who immediately went to the police. When Dave gave a fake $2M check to Halderman the suspect was arrested.

It sucks that Dave has been cheating for years and years and years. I mean when you like a guy you would like him to be decent and apparently he isn't if he has been having a string of affairs for years and years. And with co-workers which makes it even worse because then you wonder if they felt pressured to have sex with him or face losing their jobs. People might say it takes guts to go to the cops or say all of this to a national audience on your show, but honestly, it was going to come out in the next few days anyway. All Letterman did was release it on his own terms so he could reduce the damage. All the focus now is on the extortion plot and not all of his affairs.

Ted C. Blind Items

This one's full of sex 'n' love and secondhand embarrassment for Stinky Carrot-Crotch, a boob-tube dude used to rolling around in piles of money, but typically all by his lonesome.

Man's not exactly a lady-killer, though his bank account and undeniable talent certainly get women to give him second, third and fourth glances, shockingly. He's not exactly tragic-looking, either—so we're kinda stunned to hear SCC's got trouble with the female sort.

Well, not always—Stink got kissed by lady luck (and then some) one special evening, but maybe he should've been careful what he wished for...

Stinky, who just loves to hear the sound of his own voice, slunk into a karaoke joint for a night of dorky fun, but ended up with a whole lot more in his hand than a microphone. Like two babes looking for a good time and a famous guy to do it with. The punch-drunk gal-pals recognized the dude from his work on the small screen and were more than willing to hightail it back to his place for a night of supersloshed after-hours antics.

Was Carrot-Crotch into it? Totally! This was his first ménage à trois ever, and he was sick of being a prude by default. Unfortunately for him (and even sadder for the two girls) he didn't know what the hell he was doing the whole time, since he barely knows how to handle one broad in the bedroom, let alone two.

The next morning, C.C. woke up with a sparkle in his eyes for one of the honeys—'course, she had endured enough of the star's inexperience in bed the night before and ran out of there, prioritizing her libido over a life of riches and jewels and other high-class crap. Her other friend, however, totally had the hots for Carrot-Crotch, but his mind was too focused on what he couldn't have: the other girl who wanted nothing to do with him.

Take heed to the moral of Stinky Carrot-Crotch: This proves that money sure can't buy you everything—including how to please a woman. 'Course, he could always pick up one of these at his local sex shop; they do the trick just fine, we hear! Unlike Stinky. Poor rich, funny baby.

And It Ain't: Jon Hamm, Sam Trammell, Matt Stone

October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Today's Blind Items

This former A list singer and now a probably a B- or C+ went off on her ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn't have to make that effort very often.

Random Photos Part One

My favorite picture of the day. Can you tell Alyson Hannigan is a new mom and probably takes a million of these photos a day?
You would think Alex O'Loughlin would smile knowing he was going to be in the photos on here.
Anthony Michael Hall has come a long way from Farmer Ted and being the first Rusty.
Are the Yankees out of town? Kate Hudson looks crushed.
Adrian Young shows off his new jock itch cream.
Britney Spears on her daily Target run. Daisy Dukes and UGGS. Classic Britney.
They are a pretty good looking couple aren't they?
Randomness of the day. Dr. Dre and Lady GaGa. She does work for him now though so maybe not so random.
Dave Matthews - Kansas City
Something you would never see in real life. Eva Mendes and Will Ferrell as a couple.
Honor Marie looks like she wants to walk.
So, Jessica Alba lets her walk. Brunette to blonde to red head all in about two weeks for Jessica.
Nothing says class like a thong halfway up your stomach.
I can't wait to see this movie. I don't know how good it is going to be, but I really want to see Jason Bateman and Vince Vaughn interacting on screen.
The director of the movie has managed to not shoot his eye out. Yet.
"So, which one do you think is Dirk Diggler?"
Jaime Pressly picked up lots of gifts for the baby, but had to leave the baby behind in the store.
I can't decide if I like Kristen Bell's dress so I will leave it up to you.
I'm surprised Katie Couric is still standing. You give me a drink that big and I am going to be passed out.
Filming has begun on The A-Team.
It stars Liam Neeson.
And Bradley Cooper.
It's kind of like Seinfeld but not really. The real George and a woman that looks like Elaine and Jerry.
Orlando Bloom shows off the newest dance craze in Paris. It is called the Lindsay Lohan. You run from a store as fast as you can.
The always cool, Snoop Dogg.
Shia on the set of Wall Street 2. This is a conversation I had with someone last week.

Me:Did you see the Michael Douglas picture from Wall Street 2?
Someone:They are making Wall Street 2? WTF?
Me:Yeah, Oliver Stone is directing again. Shia is in it.
Someone: Shia LaBeouf? The guy from Transformers? Really? WTF?
There is always someone. Notice the woman at the left elbow of Woody. She has one smear of blood and that's it.

911 Operator Who Didn't Have A Good Day

I imagine that as a 911 operator you get some calls you would rather forget about. I don't know if I could do that job and listen to people all day or night asking for help. It seems like it would be overwhelming. What do you do if you are a 911 operator and someone calls about a house fire and it turns out to be your own house? That is what happened to Mike Bowes. He took a call from someone reporting a house fire and it turns out it was Mike's house. The house where he lives and his parents live.

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Ryan Jenkins' Dad Hires PI To Look For Real KIller

Ryan Jenkins' dad is starting to sound a lot like OJ. All we need now is Ryan's dad to write a book called "If Ryan Had Done It," and the circle would be complete. Today in Calgary there is going to be a memorial for Ryan. Ryan of course was the one and only suspect in the murder of Jasmine Fiore who was found in a dumpster back in the middle of August. Ryan then escaped to Canada where he later killed himself.

Ryan's dad told the Calgary Herald that he believes his son is innocent and is spending some of his fortune to prove it. "We have not been in a place emotionally that we can go to California yet, so I've retained sources down there to help us," said the architect. We just want the truth to be told."

You want the truth to be told? OK, here it goes, and I am not even going to charge you for it. Your son got jealous and he got into a fight with Jasmine. He probably went too far and ended up killing her. He then wanted to make sure he wasn't caught so he chopped off her fingers and pulled out her teeth in the middle of the desert and then dumped her body in a trash can. While he was doing that he sent their wedding rings to be cleaned in Las Vegas and called the police to report she was missing. He then drove up to the Canadian border and took a boat to Canada. He called his sister who picked him up and drove him to Hope where he killed himself. The end.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror, we asked: Which singing sensation with a cleaner than clean reputation is actually hiding a dirty little secret? She's carrying two different STIs, and has been dumped by at least one bloke because of it...

Your extra clue: Did she catch them from her famous ex?

Sesame Street Meets Mad Men

When Sesame Street decides they want to recreate your show with Muppets does this mean your show has jumped the shark or that Sesame Street is trying to attract new viewers by getting their parents to come over and watch. I haven't decided but I think it is pretty cool to see Sesame Street trying new things to attract viewers. No drinking, smoking or sex in the Sesame Street version of the show.

Padma's Pregnant & The Father Isn't Her Cousin

Padma Lakshmi's publicist confirmed today that Padma is pregnant and it is apparently a medical miracle. Padma suffers from endometriosis and is a co-founder of a charity which researches cures for the condition. "As a result of her condition, this pregnancy has been referred to by her physician as nothing short of a medical miracle, and due to its delicate nature, we ask/implore the press to respect Ms. Lakshmi's privacy at this time." Of course, this will probably only cause more attention and not less. Padma probably could have got away without revealing her pregnancy for awhile. It isn't like she is stalked by paps, but now there will probably be greater attention focused on her.

As for the father of the baby? The rumor mill had Manu Nathan as the most likely candidate, but her rep kind of blew that out of the water when they said that Manu is actually Padma's cousin. Umm, yeah, so we will put a big no next to his name. I doubt it is her ex Salman Rushdie either so maybe we can hope for something juicy like an ex-contestant from Top Chef.

James Franco Spending Time In Port Charles

General Hospital must have blown their entire budget on this, but James Franco is scheduled to be on the soap for almost two months beginning in the middle of November. The star of Pineapple Express and Spider-Man agreed to take on a role as a mystery person who comes to town and basically causes trouble for a couple of months. With soaps gasping to stay relevant and attract viewers this seems like a great idea for the sweeps period and it shows that some actors are willing to do whatever it takes and take on whatever roles sound interesting no matter what the medium is.

I haven't watched GH in a long time but now I will probably have to set the DVR and take a look. I'm guessing they won't waste his appearance and so each episode will probably have a whole lot of Franco.

Academy Award Or Money - Mo'Nique Takes Self Entitlement To The Extreme

How many movies are released each year? I don't know either, but I am pretty sure it is a lot. Each of those movies is filled with actors and actresses but just a few get nominated each year for an Academy Award. There is a movie right now which is traveling the festival circuit called Precious. Yes, the one with Mariah Carey and no makeup. But, the big buzz about the movie has been from Mo'Nique. The talk has been that her performance in the movie is so good that she is in line for an Academy Award nomination. The problem is that she is derailing her own chances by being greedy and asking for money. What money? Well she got paid to be in the movie so that isn't the issue. The thing is that Mo'Nique decided she wasn't going to promote this movie at any of the film festivals or do any public appearances on behalf of this movie because no one was going to pay her.

Seriously? You have a chance at getting a nomination for an Academy Award if you can just get this movie seen by enough people and generate just a little more buzz and you are worried about getting paid? You already got paid. I have said it here before that you can be the biggest diva actor or actress on the set and producers won't usually care. The only thing that gets any producer or studio mad at you is if you don't promote the movie. You have to sell that movie or you won't get cast in any others. That means you suck it up and you sit through hundreds of interviews because it is part of your job. Sure, when the movie sucks promoting it also sucks, but you do it because you want the chance to make another movie and get another paycheck. Plus, if you are lucky enough to be in a movie where your performance is going to get you a nomination for an Academy Award you damn well should be out there giving it your all and not worried about the pay. You will get paid. On your next movie.

Mo'Nique is being such a pain that not only are the producers and the studio pissed, her own publicist quit because she couldn't handle Mo'Nique's demands. The same Mo'Nique who has barely registered a blip on our radar prior to this is playing a money game she is going to lose. No one in the industry will vote for her now and no producer or studio will want her on a movie and she is bringing all this on herself simply so she can get more money for something for which she has already been paid to do. See you on The Surreal Life.

Madonna On Letterman

Just when I finally decide once and for all that I really dislike Madonna, then she goes and does something like this. She was great on David Letterman last night. She was funny and charming and looked great. Well, as good as she can look anyway. She and Dave sparred like they always do which was fun, but she also seemed fairly open and honest and if Jesus has his heart set on marrying Madonna, I don' think it is going to happen.

The video has been edited so it contains nothing but the good parts. Four minutes and worth it.

Ben Stiller And Christine Taylor Are Still Married

Janet Charlton decided to pull her Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor getting divorced story from yesterday. She didn't give an explanation. Just one minute it was there and the next it was gone. I got an e-mail from Ben's publicist and I thought I would share it with you, because you know, I'm a sharer.


To Whom It May Concern:


The blog posting on your site pertaining to Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor that you picked up from Janet Charton is FALSE. We have spoken to Janet and she has taken down her post. Can you please do the same?

Please call me with any questions.

I chose not to call her with any questions, although I believe it is Janet Charlton and not Janet Charton.

The moral of this story is don't believe everything you read. Of course this is the same PR company that told me there was no way TR Knight would ever leave Grey's Anatomy and that I needed to take down that post, so...

Jon Gosselin - World's Greatest Speller

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Jon Gosselin didn't win very many spelling bees. When you make a really cool sign that attempts to be really tough, it loses lots of its authority when you can't spell penalty correctly. He also spells Jonathon in the weirdest way, but I wasn't one of his parents, so he can take that up with him.

Jon is apparently pissed that he is no longer in the title of the show involving his kids so he is trying to shut down the production. Of course he is trying to shut it down while spending the weekend in LA. Jon is going to get a milkshake named after him this weekend at that Millions of Milkshakes place. So, if you are a 20 year old woman who loves guys rolling in Ed Hardy and hair plugs then West Hollywood is where you want to be on Saturday. You can sample the Jon Gosselin love machine and you don't even have to know how to spell machine.

Today's Blind Items

I guess this actress is C list. She probably used to be B. Was once on a very famous television show with an ensemble cast that has moved on to lots of better things. Our actress has always had a squeaky clean image because of that popular show. Right now she focuses on movies and gets leads in straight to DVD features. When she is all made up she looks fabulous. When you catch her in her trailer smoking meth though she looks like the strung out junkie she is who has no problems f**king anyone who gives her money for drugs.

Random Photos Part One

Jeffrey Skiles & Sully Sullenberger are set to fly again. They will be making their first flight since the landing of their plane in the Hudson River. The flight on US Airways is sold out.
The thing is you don't really have to even click on the picture to see how disturbing Angelina Jolie's veins are. They scare me. Also, I know I am not a fashion king, or the sausage king of Chicago, but it seems to me that Angelina wears the same dress everyday when she goes out.
Andrew Wilson & Daniel Stern.
Ben Harper - Los Angeles
Christina Applegate in very, very tall boots.
What the hell? One more of the fellas.
It is that time of the year. Curators of the museum go find Ellen Barkin and wheel her out for some red carpets. They had to stop bringing her out before Fall, because she would melt.
Ellen seems to be doing a better job in the multi-tasking competition against Heidi. I think Heidi needs to call in all her nannies to help.
Harrison Ford still looks pretty good.
Heather Locklear's first episode on Melrose is scheduled for November 17th. I would say after the numbers from last night that the show might not make it that long.
A very shiny Isla Fisher.
January Jones looks like she is on the Mad Men set, but this is actually how she was dressed in real life yesterday.
Jillian Michaels at a food charity event. Ironic?
"Have you ever noticed?"
Well, I will say this for Katharine McPhee. Before the blond hair thing she was nowhere and now it seems like she is everywhere.
Attention Paris jewelry stores. Lindsay Lohan is in town. Please lock everything down.
Is Matthew Broderick actually blushing?
The lights represent all 13,000 McDonald's in the United States. The greatest distance anyone would have to travel to reach a store is 145 miles and that is if you live in the middle of South Dakota.
The teenager look has got to stop.
Melissa Etheridge - New York
Quentin Tarantino & Daniella Pick. You know it might be a long night if your date shows up at your date with naked women on his clothes.
I can't believe it, but this is a first time appearance for Rosemarie DeWitt.
Seth MacFarlane, Maeby!!!!!, and Olivia Wilde
The Arquette family and Thomas Jane.
Courteney is laughing because Lisa Kudrow just played Smelly Cat. Seriously.
Steven Spielberg out supporting Drew Barrymore's directorial debut. Very nice gesture.
Heath Ledger should have been in this photo. Terry Gilliam & Lily Cole doing promotional work for Heath's last movie.
That Kermit The Frog gets around. Last month he was shacking up with Lady GaGa and now Teri Hatcher. He is like the John Mayer of Muppets. Oh, and James Denton was there as well.
It is always a better Random Photos when Verne makes an appearance.
Zoe Buckman & David Schwimmer have matching hair styles.

Dustin Diamond Peed In Girl's Purse When She Mad Him Mad

Showing you that he has been a class act his entire life, Dustin Diamond was on Fox 5 this morning and talked about how once on Saved By The Bell a girl made him mad. Instead of talking to her about it he decided to go ahead and take a piss in her purse. In the interview he thinks of it as comedy and also thinks that he was just protecting his territory. Huh? Yeah, when someone makes me mad at work the first thing I think about doing is going to take a whizz on their desk.

I'm sure what happened is that he probably hit on her and she rejected him so he got back at her in a childish immature way. Yes, he was a teenager, but judging from his attitude I don;t think he has grown up much since then.

Dennis Hopper Rushed To Hospital In New York

Entertainment Tonight is reporting that an ambulance was called to rush Dennis Hopper to a hospital in New York. Dennis is 73 years old and was spotted wearing an oxygen mask on his way to the emergency room. Entertainment Tonight has not received any word from Dennis' people about the emergency.

I know everyone wishes him the best.

A Steady Rain - An Excuse For Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig Pictures

Wynona Judd Involved In Another Child Sex Scandal

Last year, Wynona Judd's husband was sent to jail after pleading guilty to two felony counts of sexual battery on a minor. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail and then was put on probation. Now, the person Wynona hired to tutor her two children was arrested on charges of distributing sexually explicit images of minors. Scott Myers was arrested after the FBI raided his apartment and found more than 3,000 child porn images on his computer.

Where does Wynona find these people? The only time she is ever in the news anymore is when one of these scandals breaks. Can you imagine discovering that the man you hired to personally tutor your children has been downloading and distributing child porn? Hopefully none of the images were of her own kids.

Matt Damon Freaks Out On Adrian Grenier

Yes, it is fake, but it is still hilarious and is a great promotion for not only the season finale of Entourage but also for Matt Damon's clean water organization OneXOne.

Tom & Katie Have Spent $3M On Clothes For Suri

Suri Cruise is allegedly three years old. According to Closer Magazine, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have spent over $3M on clothes for Suri since she was born. Well, to be honest it is not all clothes. There are the $300 shoes, and the custom made Louboutin shoes as well. Oh, and a child version of Katie's $4,000 Valextra handbag. Because, honestly what 3 year old could live without one.

Suri has been spotted in clothes by Giorgio Armani, Donatella Versace, Roberto Cavalli and Burberry. Even if the designers don't make a line for children, Tom & Katie special order items for Suri. The report sounds like crap, but you know what? I bet a lot of it is true and if they really bought her a $4,000 purse when she wouldn't have known the difference if you had bought her a $10 one, then I hate to see how spoiled she is going to be when she gets older.

What does the family do with all the designer shoes and clothes? Kids grow fast. Are they keeping them? Do they have to give them to Xenu as an offering? Are they selling them to try and raise money to keep MGM in business? I am also willing to wager that Isabella & Connor have not had $3M spent on them for clothes combined for their entire lives.

The Worst Story Of The Week - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman Sex Tape

Really? You really think that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman would make a sex tape? Actually I could probably see them making one. What I don't see is them leaving the camera at a resort several years ago and now the tape pops up out of nowhere. But, let us say for the sake of argument that Jimmy & Sarah did make a sex tape while on vacation somewhere in the world. Let us also assume they left the entire camera behind with the sex tape on it. Fine. So, if you are the person who is trying to sell the tape and sending screen caps anonymously to a blogger in Canada do you think you might want to include some pictures that actually show a face? Are you telling me there are no pictures that look any better than the ones posted here? Seriously? Did they only use this tape for sex? Were there no home movies on it from their vacation? Something with a face? Honestly the picture in the screencap could be the file clerk down the hall. In fact, I think it is.

They Broke Up - But Let's Cover Ourselves In Case They Didn't

The latest US Weekly cracks me up. As you can see in the picture, almost the entire front cover is devoted to Justin Timerlake & Jessica Biel breaking up. Honestly I don't think that many people cared they were going out. It just seemed like one of those things where they were friends and when someone needed a date to an event they showed up together. I never saw any kind of real affection or intimacy between the couple, probably because there was none. Anyway, that is beside the point. So, you have this cover and the breathless news.

But, when you read the article it has all these qualifiers to it, just in case US was wrong or the pair reconcile. See, Justin and Jessica's dad have some charity thing going on together and Justin and Jessica are supposed to do that Mt. Kilimanjaro hike together for charity and so US is just planning ahead for when the inevitable photos of them hanging out appear again.

Take a look at some. "Meanwhile, Biel, 27, is in 'severe denial and won't accept' the split, their mutual pal tells Us Weekly." Yeah, so that way if you see her with Justin it is because she won't accept it. Kind of like the Seinfeld episode where the woman wouldn't let George break up with her.

"Another source says, 'There's no way of knowing if it's a firm breakup, because with them it's so hot and cold.' "

So, if they get back together, it wasn't a firm breakup. This could just be a cold spell. You know what? Sometimes I wish the magazines would just grow a pair. Make a call and go with it. Yeah, you might be wrong, but at least you took a position. They all just hate to be wrong. Everyone hates to be wrong, but it is better than being a blob in the middle that washes back and forth but doesn't go anywhere.

Eddie Furlong Back On Drugs? - Wife Says Yes

Eddie Furlong's wife got a temporary restraining order on Friday to keep Eddie away from her and their son Ethan. Rachael Kneeland says that over the past few weeks Eddie's drug use has got way out of hand and that he has started attacking Rachael more frequently and that Eddie has threatened to kill her and himself.

In her court papers, Rachael says that last Wednesday, "Eddie grabbed me, bruised me, pushed me ... left messages saying he would hire people to come and beat me with chains and bats. He is smoking cocaine and doing other various drugs. He is very unpredictable."

The on Thursday, Eddie sent her 20 threatening messages and was put in a psychiatric lock down facility. Eddie's lawyer says none of this happened and that this is simply because of a divorce proceeding. Obviously not in tune with the lawyer's strategy one of Eddie's friends say the actor was in lockdown and that they are trying to get him through this and straight again.

Eddie is supposed to start shooting Green Hornet this weekend. That film is a mess and jinxed.

Today's Blind Items

This item is a little unusual. Much like the Andy Dick item from earlier in the year, this is about someone who seems to be succeeding in rehab. As much attention as I focus on people who need it or don't succeed in rehab, I think it is good to focus on the people who are sorting their lives out. D lister for sure, but was on Celebrity Rehab. Singer. Anyway, she was spotted at the Torrid fashion show last week and was being offered wine by someone who obviously didn't know better or just didn't care. In fact she was offered wine more than once by several people including waiters. She turned them down everytime and even walked away when she needed to gather herself. All the while she kept drinking sugar-free Red Bull. Oh, and the guy she was with (maybe her husband?) seemed like a tool. He kept leaving her to make and take phone calls.

Random Photos Part One

I have heard nothing but good things about Whip It and I love this photo so Eve, Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, and yes, even Juliette Lewis are on the top spot. I know Juliette is a Scientologist, but I like to think that as crazy as she is, she probably gives them a bunch of headaches and does things her own way so, I'm going to let her be on top this once.
I bet you didn't guess Andrew Ridgley. Come on sing it. Careless Whisper. If you started singing Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, then you must already be drinking, and I'm jealous.
Is the lip ring new on Amber Rose? Do you think she got it pierced or is that a clip on?
I loved Hangover, but I still don't like Bradley Cooper. His character in He's Just Not That Into You seems pretty realistic to me.
Dr. Oz lays one on his wife.
David Tennant and Georgia Moffett still going strong.
Donatella & Janet. Not getting too close are they? That is like going to a middle school dance and the chaperons keeping you six inches apart from your partner.
It has been months and months since I had Dita von Teese in the photos and she still looks the same. How about going blonde for a couple of months or a red head? Do something different. Please.
Still no announcement from Eric Dane or Rebecca Gayheart about the pregnancy. Not that it is any of our business. Hey, at least she isn't smoking here.
Eva Longoria like you have never seen her before.
And her fellow Desperate Housewives castmate, Felicity Huffman looking great.
Gerard Butler does casual pretty well.
So does Hugh Jackman. I'm guessing someone is getting My Little Pony's as a surprise.
I don't usually post random Melrose Place pictures, but I had a chance to talk to Jessica Lucas (the one on the left) a couple of weeks ago for an hour or so and she was incredibly nice so I am making an exception. I have no idea about Kate Cassidy.
Katie Holmes borrowed AJ McLean's hat from yesterday.
I was going to make some snide comment about how Katie gets on the plane and leaves things like Suri to the nanny, but then I thought maybe, just maybe this isn't the nanny but is Isabella.

Yes? No? Maybe?
I'm not going to say anything bad about Kate Beckinsale's feet, but wow, she needs a Nick Cannon in her life to do some scraping.
This is Kevin Pietersen. Apparently he is the David Beckham of Cricket. Unlike David though who gets high profile endorsements, Kevin is shilling for Bryllcream.
Linda Evangelista looks like she could still rock a runway.
Two things about this picture. Thank God that Liev and Naomi don;t match, and also points for coming up with bike riding instead of jogging. That whole couples jogging thing was getting annoying.
Metallica - San Antonio
How do you go against a remake of Harvey? You get Mel Gibson and throw him in a movie about a guy who talks to a puppet and thinks it's real. No word on whether the beaver is anti-Semetic like his owner.
Jessica Szohr- "If you leave the toilet seat up one more time Penn, I'm telling you I'm not coming over again."
Jim Belushi has found the perfect Hollywood gadget. It mutes celebrities when they start talking too much. Here he tries it out on Rachel Nichols.
Rumer Willis and her boyfriend Micah Alberti. This was in Sydney where FOX apparently decided to send Rumer as a future star and to launch their new network. Umm, have they seen House Bunny?
Happy Anniversary Scarlett and Ryan. One year and Scarlett doesn't even want to be identified with you in public. I will be watching him host SNL this week though. I like him. I can't help it.

OK! Magazine Upset With The Kardashian's

You know those exclusive wedding photos of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom that OK! was supposed to have? Yes, the ones where they were going to pay the couple $300K which is of course on top of the fact that the wedding was free and Khloe will pick up a paycheck for the episode featuring her wedding. Well, OK! got really pissed because it was a circus outside the wedding and all those exclusive shots were not so exclusive any longer. OK! even spent a small fortune trying to buy all the wedding dress photos off the market. Like the one above.

***Update***TMZ is reporting the couple is not legally married. I think I may have mentioned that yesterday. So, are they really wedding photos if there wasn't a wedding? Isn't it just a scene from a television show rather than an actual wedding? If OK! calls it a wedding are they lying to the public and committing fraud by claiming they have wedding pics inside their magazine in order to get you to buy it when they really don't have wedding pictures? How is this any different from a wedding on any other television show?

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror we asked: Which fading 1980s popstar has resorted to scouring for women on cheesy dating websites - and lying on his profile? He describes himself as a "5ft 10in, late 30s stud". He's actually 5ft 4 - and nearly 50.

Your extra clue: Wonder how much that sets him back.

Amy Winehouse Is The Worst. Rapper. Ever.

If you let Amy Winehouse loose in front of a video camera she could play with mice and Pete Doherty or she might turn in a performance that makes you cringe every second for three minutes. This is a very long three minutes, but it shows that a talent for singing does not necessarily translate into any other kind of talent. On a positive note she does talk about smoking bacon which I obviously enjoyed. She said it immediately after calling herself Jewish. I couldn't understand every word she said so I don't know if she was making some kind of unfunny joke about Jewish people and bacon or just has a love of bacon that cannot be quenched. At the end she thanks everyone for coming and gives a peace out bitches.

The Other Side Of The Alicia Keys Swizzzzzzz Beatz Story

Swizzzzzzzzzzzzz Beatz and Alicia Keys have been in a relationship for awhile. Basically Swizzle Stick started messing around with Alicia while he was still married and the divorce process has slowly been grinding along. The other day, Alicia Keys posted a couple of Tweets to her Twitter which made Sizzler's soon to be ex Mashonda Tifrere a little upset.

Here is what Alicia wrote.

"Having a heated debate in the studio. love is it better to go the choice that is 'SMART,' or the choice that has 'SPARK?'"

Mashonda decided she would weigh in on this and she did so with a great deal more restraint than lots of people would do in a similar situation. I love what she said. It's perfect.

"After having a great evening with my son and enjoying some fun twit chat. I decided to sign off and get some work done. However, a few hours later I was advised that I should check @aliciakeys twit page. I've never reached out to her on Twitter before. I feel our issues are a lot more serious than a website conversation. Not to mention that I've reached out to her many times in the beginning of this whole thing, as any wife would do. Unfortunately, I never succeeded in getting a response."

"I made it very clear that on the contrary of what she might be hearing, I am still married to my husband, living with him and just had a child. It's been two years and I still have not received a response. What I do receive is constant displays of selfishness and disconcern to me and my son."

Is she really still living with Swizzler Beatz? That can't be right can it? I think she wrote that wrong.

"My concern with AK is no longer the fact that she assisted in destroying a family but that she has the audacity to make these selfish comments about love and wanting to be with someone, even after knowing their situation. How is this the same Superwoman that I sang out loud with in my truck? I ask myself sometimes. If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage. You know that I asked you to step back and let me handle my family issues. Issues that you helped to create."

"I read your tweets tonight and I felt they were very insensitive. You have no idea how much pain I was caused because of this affair. It's baffling to me that you don't understand what I might have gone through with this situation. I don't consider myself a victim anymore, I've learned a lot from this! I just ask you to try and be a bit more realistic and delicate to the situation, at least until my divorce is final."

Well said. Very well said. I like Mashonda a lot. I love how she was a fan of Alicia Keys and how Alicia has not lived up to the words she was singing. I am happy to buy you a drink anytime you want one Mashonda.

Mackenzie Phillips Ruined Bijou Phillips' Life

When Mackenzie Phillips went on Oprah last week to discuss how her father had sex with her for ten years, both Chynna Phillips and Bijou Phillips came out and said that Mackenzie had told them the same story years ago. Some people took that admission as support or belief that it actually happened. While Chynna might believe it happened, Bijou doesn't and says that when Mackenzie told her about the sex that Bijou's life was ruined.

As is common today, Bijou didn't tell a reporter, she just decided to Twitter about it. Here are her messages all combined in to one easy to read paragraph.

"Exploiting the history of our family and the death of our father John Phillips for the release of a book is disgusting. Allegations of sexual abuse are not only hurtful, but malicious when he is not here to defend himself. When I was young my sister told me about this - it ruined my life and my relationship with my father. Up till that point, I was a normal kid. I got good grades, loved my horse, was pretty innocent. I moved out to NYC at 13. Started doing drugs, did not talk to my Dad anymore... I was deeply f**ked up. I'm 29 now, I've talked to everyone who was around during that time, I've asked the hard questions. I do not believe my sister. Our father is many things, this is not one of them. My dad and I made up when I was 20, a year before he died. I'm sad I lost those years with him, and I lost those years at home."

Didn't Bijou move out of the house at 13 to become a model? She makes it sound like Mackenzie told her and that she ran away to New York at 13 to get away from it all. Maybe they teach you to try and make things cloudy in Scientology. I'm not saying I 100% believe Mackenzie, and I think that a revelation like that would alter the relationship you have with your parent, but, and this is a big but, how come she didn't talk to her dad about it? There is no indication he did anything like this with Bijou so why did it lead her to taking drugs and having a messed up life? Why did she believe Mackenzie without talking to her dad about it? I just think there are some parts of the story we are not getting from both sides.

DJ AM Death Ruled Accidental Overdose

The coroner is New York has ruled that DJ Am's death last month was an accidental overdose. According to TMZ who saw the report, Adam Goldstein had a wide variety of drugs in his system at the time of his death. They included cocaine, oxycodone, hydrocodone (Vicodin), Ativan, Klonopin, Xanax, Benadryl and Levamisole (a drug used to cut cocaine with).

Some of those are prescription drugs so I wonder if we will have another doctor scandal on our hands or if he bought them from a dealer.

When Gossip Columnists Annoy Me - A Rant

I sent someone an e-mail a few minutes ago with a link to this Awful Truth column and started to rant and I said to myself why am I just ranting in the e-mail when I could be ranting to all of you.

I post pictures of the cast of Twilight but I don't think I post them anymore than any other celebrity. I also have found the cast to be very nice and they are very accommodating to fans and they should be proud of that. This isn't about them. It is about high and mighty gossip columnists who think they are better than everyone else in the world and who want to lord it over you that they know something you don't.

This isn't about blind items which are not common knowledge. I am talking about open secrets that anyone who spends five minutes in a town can figure out but that columnists feel like you shouldn't know.

Today in the Awful Truth there was this column about Twilight because the whole column is always about Twilight now. It was about a visit to Vancouver and how they went to a restaurant that the Twilight cast frequents. The writers didn't know this when they went in but overheard some of the staff. In exchange for keeping the name of the restaurant quiet, they got "inside scoop." Why won't they share the name of the place? Because they want to hold it over your head and make you jump. They didn't know it before they went in there. You want to see the Twilight cast in Vancouver. Go to Yaletown and walk into Glowbal or any restaurant on that street and you will see one. There. Now you know like the rest of the people in Vancouver.

Do you want to know where they stay when in Vancouver? Another columnist won't tell you and holds it over their readers head every day. You want to know where? Most of the time it is Sutton Place. It isn't a big deal. Just look for the hundreds of people staked out in front of the place everyday with cameras. If no one is in front, then the cast isn't there. This is very true on the weekends when they usually fly to LA or go somewhere for appearances.

You want to see the cast walking the streets everyday? Go to the stores on Robson and follow them as they walk to Yaletown. It isn't hard. Can you imagine any restaurant in Los Angeles not advertising the fact that celebrities come into their place of business? So, when I see quotes like this it pisses me off.

"Lucky for us, these partick gals are Awful Truth fans themselves and knew we weren't sketch reporters. So our end of the bargain was that we wouldn't name the restaurant (to keep our fab friends out of it, and to help give the Eclipse crew as much peace as possible), and they gave us some fun insider Twi-tidbits from the locals' perspective:"

What place doesn't want more business?

Don't Read This If You Get Sick Easily

Maybe right now you are sitting in front of your computer at a job you don't particularly care for but are desperate to keep because of the economy. Sure, the pay is for crap, but you get some insurance and you don't have to work weekends. Or, maybe you are at home and unemployed and wondering how you are going to make ends meet this month. Maybe you are at home with the kids wondering if your significant other is going to be laid off.

So, to ease your pain you turn on the television and The Hills is on. In fact just this past weekend I think they had a Hills marathon to get everyone ready for the next season. Have you sat there and looked at them and wondered just how much they are getting paid? Well, The Daily Beast found out how much each cast member is making. The least any regular on the show makes is $65,000 an episode. Yes, for having no skill at all and making no contribution to society other than annoying us, the minimum anyone makes on that show in one week is more than what 75% of the people in the US make in a year. This is not about talent or a skill like acting. It is just someone who was good looking in high school and MTV decided they fit the bill. No different from Real World just shot differently. The most anyone makes on the show? Lauren Conrad was making the most. She was making $125K an episode or $2.5M a year and she walked away from it this year. How much is she making in other promotional events that she can walk away from $2.5M a year? It won't last. She will come back. The current leader in salaries is Audrina Patridge who makes about $100K an episode.

Shoot me now.

Kate Plus 8 - No More Jon Gosselin

TLC announced today that beginning on November 8th, there will be no more Jon & Kate Plus 8, but instead there will be Kate Plus 8. No more easy pay checks for Jon Gosselin. No more 21 year old women deciding they can put up having sex with him for one night because they will end up in In Touch Magazine.

All that will be left for Jon is probably a failed attempt at a show with Michael Lohan and then sitting back and raking in spousal support payments from Kate. Oh yeah. Jon is going to be the Kevin Federline of reality television. I do think though that Jon has the potential to get to a much larger size then Kevin.

Top 100 Viral Videos Of All-Time - In Four Minutes

Totally worth your time. It is worth it just to pay homage to whatever person had the hours upon hours to sit there and mash it all together.

Today's Blind Items

This B- list television actor is one of the leads on a big hit network drama. One of those police type shows. Our actor has not shown up on set for almost two weeks. It isn't about contracts or anything like that. Nope. It is because he is on the drug bender to end all benders and won't stop using. Producers are getting worried because they need him on set and functioning soon or they are going to have some huge story gaps that will need explaining.

Random Photos Part One

Lucy ("Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds") Vodden - RIP
Barbra Streisand - New York
I have missed seeing Ali Landry around or anything other than that Smoking Gun television show.
AJ really goes all out on the whole sleeping on a plane. Full pajamas and slippers.
Bruce Jenner is thisclose to being his own wax figure.
Umm, do you think Brooke Kinsella could have found a slightly different way to pose with Alex Bain?
"Imma let you finish talking. Could you just tell me where the parking section is for women beaters?"
David Bisbal - Madrid
Dane Cook is really skinny. Still not funny though.
Whatever. I just love the Flava Flav inspired heart cookies around their necks.
Gisele Bundchen bonding with Jack.
The classiness of a Kardashian wedding. John Melendez
and Ron Artest.
Well we know how Jennifer Love Hewitt has spent her time mourning the possible end of her relationship. Tanning. The place she ate? Electric Karma. Love it.
Julia Roberts is being creative and eco-friendly. She uses her hotel room blanket to stay warm at night and as her clothes.
RSVP number one was from Vanessa Bryant. You don't think she knew there were going to be cameras at the Kardashian wedding? Look at her spot them all.


The legend. Karl Lagerfeld.
This dancing thing has made Kelly Osbourne look incredible.
Nick Cave looks thrilled to be signing his new book.
Flowers are a nice touch, but aren't really going to contribute much to Pamela Anderson's $1M debt.
At this point I'm confused why Rachel Bilson is even famous. She is averaging like one movie a year.
Apparently Friars in Venice read gossip.
Robert Pattinson in AnOther Man Magazine.
Not a good look for Renee.
Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf at their annual charity auction/show.
One of the best charity events in LA is What A Pair which contributes money to breast cancer research. The performers over the weekend included Steven Weber & Jason Alexander.
Reason #4,648,721 why I hate Tom Cruise. Whenever he shows up for a Washington Redskins game, they lose. F**ker.
Taylor Lautner just because, well just because.
Tim Roth in front of Tim Roth.
Random tweeners I don't really like all that much. Vanessa Hudgens, Susie Castillo (kind of like her) and Hayden P.
Last night was the premiere of Amazing Race so there had to be a party. If you are going to have an Amazing Race party you need to invite Vyxsin & Kynt.

Engagement, Marriage & Divorce News - No Babies

They say that celebrity deaths come in three's. Well, apparently wedding and engagement news comes in like Octomom. Over the weekend there was of course the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom fake wedding which I wrote about earlier. Oh, and had you ever seen uglier bridesmaid dresses?

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy told the world they got married earlier this month in France. Apparently no one noticed so they thought they would go ahead and tell us so we could congratulate them.

Fred Durst and his wife of two months have split. Two months ago he called her the love of his life. Now, not so much.

Andrew Shue and Amy Robach from The Today Show got engaged. They met while each was recently separated from their respective spouses. Uh huh.

Justin Guarini got married over the weekend and no one cared.

Hello Magazine says Madonna is going to marry Jesus. That sounds rapture inducing.

Johnny Depp Saved Courtney Love's Life

If you are tired of Courtney Love and her antics you can blame Johnny Depp. Courtney gave an interview this month to In Style UK which obviously had a lot of empty pages to fill. In the interview Love describes how she once overdosed and had her heart stop only to be revived by Johnny Depp. She doesn't explain what she overdosed on or how Johnny Depp happened to be there. What is clear though is she never did have sex with him so your fantasies are still safe.

"Nobody has ever loaned me money. I mean, I was going to die on a few occasions. Johnny Depp gave me CPR on one. That's as close as I ever got. I was watching that movie where he plays Dillinger, and I was like 'Mother f***er, I never had myself any JD except CPR.'"

I assume JD stands for Johnny Depp because I think we can all agree on the fact that Courtney has probably spent a good deal of time drinking Jack Daniels, or JD for those of you who are too drunk to pronounce the entire name.

Nightmare On Elm Street Trailer

The original Nightmare On Elm Street was one of the greatest horror movies at least to me. It was intense and scary and I remember being on the edge of my seat the entire time. Fast forward a bunch of years later and there is a remake. I didn't think they needed to remake it, but from what I hear it is pretty good and the preview looks incredible. The movie re-imagines Freddy Kruger as a guy who is not as evil or as bad as we all previously thought and has a very good reason for why he kills.

Jamie Kennedy Cheating On Jennifer Love Hewitt

According to Daily Fill, Jamie Kennedy has been cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend. Who even knew Jamie Kennedy had a girlfriend before Jennifer. I thought all he did was go up to women and whine that he used to have a television show and was now a rapper and did they want to go back to his hotel and have sex.

It turns out though that Jamie previously dated Shannon Funk (above with Jamie) who used to be the assistant to Britney Spears and has been seeing her again for the past few weeks. Is Jennifer the worst girlfriend ever or was her mom hanging around them too much? Does Jamie just not care about going back to being a nobody?

I Was Hoping They Might Be Divorced By Now - If They Were Married

For those of you who cried yourself to sleep last night with tears of joy that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married, you might be disappointed to learn that I don't think they are actually married.

Do you remember back in the day when Britney married Kevin? That wedding got held up for awhile because lawyers couldn't agree on a pre-nup and then there was a waiting period because it had not been seven days from the time Britney gave Kevin the pre-nup and you need those seven days or they aren't valid. They had to move the wedding to two days later and they still didn't really have a real one on that date. The same kind of thing has happened with Lamar & Khloe. My guess is that at some point in the past week Lamar said to himself he needed a pre-nup. Fine. So, he talks to his lawyers who get in touch with Khloe's lawyers and the next thing you know everyone is arguing and it doesn't get finished in time. Usually pre-nups can be contentious but there is enough time to work it all out. With the deadline imposed by E! though there was no time to delay. So, the couple gets "married" but it isn't legally binding. They probably got a license and they stood up and said, "I do," but they also probably signed a contract which stated that what they were doing was not in fact a marriage. I have no doubts they will probably make it legally binding simply so Khloe can keep all the gifts and have a Newlyweds show. Oh, you didn't know about that? Yep. Prepare yourself for Khloe & Lamar.

Bruce Jenner found out Khloe was engaged by hearing it on the radio. He didn't even meet Lamar until this past week. Of course Khloe didn't really meet Lamar until four weeks ago. She had seen him, but had not met him met him until four weeks ago. And people say you need a year to plan a wedding. Please. The one thing this wedding reminded me of though was I had forgotten that Kim Kardashian was previously married. So, she was the first to get married and not Khloe.

Two Burglars Arrested And One To Go

Rachel Lee turned herself into the police last week after hearing her name being associated with the Lindsay Lohan burglary. Rachel was one of two women who were filmed headed into Lindsay's house along with Nicholas Prugo.

No one even noticed that Rachel had turned herself in. It happened on the 18th and people didn't even discover that until yesterday morning. So, who was the second woman in the video? I hope police asked Rachel and you know they asked Nicholas. They must know who she is. I wonder how come she hasn't been arrested yet? Waiting to reel her in for bigger and better crimes? According to a Facebook friend of Prugo, Lindsay was BFF with Rachel and Nicholas and that nothing was taken from the house. It was just supposed to look like someone had broken into the house.

I think at this point only God knows what happened. I'm pretty sure Dina will check in with us later for an update on what God is thinking and if he is still good.

Jenny Slate Drops An F Bomb On SNL

The last time I remember someone dropping the F bomb on SNL was Damon Wayans. Lorne Michael was pissed and Damon got fired the next day. Jenny Slate dropped an F bomb in her first ever appearance on the show Saturday night and got to keep her job. I think she got to keep it because it was clearly unintentional and Megan Fox was so awful that I doubt anyone was even watching the show anyway other than the people creeping on her.

"Friends" Movie Doesn't Make Any Sense

The Daily Mail was orgasmic this weekend when describing what they say is a done deal. The reuniting of the Friends cast for a Friends movie. The source of all their information appears to be James Michael Tyler. He played Gunter and of course is totally willing to be in the movie. I bet he is. Right now he travels the world opening coffee shops that are named Central Perk. I gather it is the same kind of thing when Cheers bars started opening up across the country and the characters could make a couple of bucks by showing up at one of them.

Apparently this whole rumor got started because Sex And The City made so much money and so the cast of Friends wants a piece of that money pie. There won't be a movie, and if there is a movie it will suck. Here's why. Sex And The City was shot every week like a movie. It was also essentially a soap opera and so they just expanded it into three or four episodes instead of one. It works in that kind of format.

Friends was filmed in front of a live studio audience and was a sitcom. Yes, there were some continuing story lines, but most, if not all episodes were the standard sitcom formula. It doesn't translate well into two hours of movie. Also, I don't think you can convince all six to reunite for a movie. If you ant to have some kind of 20th anniversary television special I think they would all show up. A movie? Nope. Would the movie do well at the box office? Of course. Would it be any good? Nope.

Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig

I really don't even need to write one word do I? I think the headline says it all. OK, well it doesn't say it all, but at this point you have already clicked the video and don't care about anything else but watching two of your favorites. As you know the pair is performing in New York and last week, an audience member didn't turn off their cell phone and sure enough it started to ring during the performance. If it had been Melanie Griffith's phone she would have answered it. It wasn't though and in the video you can see how Hugh & Daniel handle the entire episode.

Beyonce Treats The World Like Crap - World Starting To Rebel

Last week I told you about the Formula One race in Singapore and how Lindsay Lohan was given a job there. The good news is that Beyonce kicked Lindsay out of Lindsay's dressing area when she found out Lindsay's was bigger. That is the only good news unless you count the fact that Beyonce is running through people who like her faster than Lindsay Lohan runs through a jewelry store.

Beyonce had a 139 page rider for her performance in Singapore. I believe that is longer than her biography. Among the things she requested? Six beauty chambers. I have no idea what they are and why she needed six of them, but it's nothing compared to the complete fitness center she wanted installed exclusively for her own use whether she used it or not. She didn't. The other thing Beyonce got was an entire air conditioning system. For those of you in the US think of a window air conditioner, but 10 times as big that sits on the floor in a corner and plugs in. She had several of them and was only using one. When any other band or performer came by to ask if they could have one, the answer was a big no. When Beyonce's own singers and dancers asked for one for their sauna like area Beyonce said no. It seems that although Beyonce was only using one of the five you just never know when she was going to need it so there it stayed.

British DJ Seb Fontaine - who suffered heatstroke - told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "We were told, 'No they are Beyonce's fans.' I wasn't asking to play her drum kit on stage. I just wanted to keep cool."

Roman Polanski Arrested

Over the weekend Oscar winning director Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland and now faces extradition to the United States for fleeing to France back in 1978 after pleading guilty to having sex with a 13 year old girl.

This is not the first time Roman has left France over the past 30 years but it is the first time he has been arrested. For almost the entire 30 years he has been living in France he has taken an annual vacation to Switzerland to go skiing. He also famously traveled to Germany a couple of years ago but was not arrested at that time. Most of the time though he stays in France and fights with the US court system or other courts from his base in France. In a civil trial a few years ago he testified by video feed because he knew that if he were to show up in the UK he would be arrested.

OK, so now that the background is out of the way, why is he being arrested now? I agree he deserves to be arrested. Do I think there were problems in the way the case was handled? Absolutely. Do I think his sentence was fair? Nope. 44 days for having sex with a 13 year old girl seems very light. Yes, I know she didn't look 13 and all of that, but the fact is she was 13 and he knew she was 13 and he had sex with her. He was 44 or 45 at the time. Over the course of the past 30 years, the woman he raped reached a financial settlement with him and thinks California should just drop the matter. I think this is more because she has to relive the entire episode everytime this comes up in the news. If you were in her position you would probably want this to all go away as well.

Last year Polanski tried to get his case dismissed and I actually think he will probably succeed, but he needs to come to California and do it in person. As for why they arrested him now and chose to ignore him all of those other times? The Swiss say it was because they never knew where he was when he went on vacation all the time. That's a bunch of crap. Until last year, the Swiss had passport checks at their borders and if they missed him there I don't think it would take much effort to find out where he was staying. I think he got arrested because he was receiving an award in Switzerland and was basically telling them to shove it by announcing he was coming in person to collect the award. They were not amused and arrested him.

Polanski intends to fight his extradition to the United States.

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH New York socialite went into a shop near her five-star hotel in Paris and accidentally broke something, causing a huge scene? After police detained the philanthropist, she was thrown out of her hotel .

WHICH New York Times reporter was in Schnipper's Quality Kitchen, on Eighth Avenue, complaining loudly to a female colleague that the Gray Lady is doing nothing to promote his upcoming book .

WHICH hunky news anchor wore a special black helmet to go with his tight, black T-shirt for his reports from the front? The dark get-up made him really stand out among the troops in their camouflage fatigues.