Four For Friday

#1 - This celebutante sister of another A list celebutante has broken off her long term relationship with her boyfriend. Reason? He called her the biggest b**ch on the planet and got a round of applause from the men and women next to him when he did it.

#2 - This former B list television and movie actress who is fairly young and very pretty and is now probably a C list actress has now been celibate for a year. This was a result of the her last relationship with a guy which she has called the worst and scariest few weeks of her life.

#3 & 4 - This C list movie actor has been in some great movies. Very good looking. Married. He is married to a B list movie actress with impeccable movie credentials. Well, a slip up now and then. Anyway, our C list actor left his wallet behind last time he visited a massage parlor. The place mailed it back to his house with a note thanking him for his business. The wife was not happy.

Random Photos Part One

Monty Python 40th Anniversary. That is top spot guaranteed.
This bear in Colorado broke into the car of this family. They were alerted when the bear tried to get out and the alarm went off.
Alexandra Maria Lara tries to keep a straight face as Sam Riley goes in for the kiss.
Ashley Tisdale - Los Angeles
Cindy Crawford and Lily Allen who just has not looked the same in the past few weeks.
Cindy Crawford and Mel B. I wanted pictures of the three together but it didn't happen.
I'm no sweater expert, but I'm guessing Cameron Diaz's is pretty much stretched out for good now.
Cary Lowell and Richard Gere in Rome.
Chris Martin - New York
With the hand on the arm, it almost looks like David Beckham is getting arrested.
I love Daisy Fuentes.
Fleetwood Mac - Rotterdam
Garth Brooks is coming back. All it took was a big pile of cash from Steve Wynn.
John Stamos and Gina Gershon after opening night of Bye Bye Birdie which is supposedly so awful that it would have closed last night except for them. Apparently people will go see uncle Jesse in anything.
So, for those of you who like Gabriel, here you go, and the rest of us can look at Halle. It is a win/win.
It really is too much beauty for one picture when you combine Iman with Halle.
Beth managed to get Howard out of the house.
John Mayer & Alicia Keys - New York
Happy to see you too Piven.
I don't want anything bad to happen to people, but I would love it if these diet pills had something wrong with them and the Kardashians also got sued. Work out. Don't use pills.
Lukas Haas keeps plugging away. It must be tough to get famous so young and then never be able to get it back.
Lindsay on her way into court this morning. Over an hour late and she left with another year of probation. In court she said she was moving to Texas. Seriously?
Dear Andrea Soriani and Mark McNabb, can I just tell you how incredible both of you look. Your suits are fantastic and you look fabulous. Congratulations on your achievements.
Do you think that perhaps you could see your way fit to loan me one of your new Maserati's for a year? I promise to write about it everyday and take lots of pictures and won't leave any McDonald's wrappers in it when I give it back. Thanks. By the way have I told you how fabulous you look.
I guess the shoulder pads thing is back huh? No going back? No stopping it? If Mandy Moore is doing it then I guess everyone is doing it. Why don't they just go ahead and remake Working Girl so we can have a shoulder pad fiesta.
Placido Domingo and Anja Harteros. She has the most incredible voice.
Padma Lakshmi is showing, umm, a lot of cleavage. I guess she is enjoying her pregnancy boobs.
Paz Vega looks amazing.
Pete Wentz painting himself one section at a time.
Katy Perry picking up Russell Brand from the airport.
Rhys Ifans always cracks me up.
I thought Paz Vega looked amazing, but it's possible Sofia Milos looks even better.

Your Turn

You knew it was coming. The anonymous button is on. Age when you first made out with someone. I'm talking making out and not a kiss on the cheek. And your age when you lost your virginity. If you have stories those are also nice. Not Penthouse Forum type stories, but something fun or humorous like your braces got stuck together or the parents walked in while you were doing it.

Three Kids In One Year For Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne is like the Octo-Mom of the rap world. He is so far and ahead of anything that even Kevin Federline could do sperm wise that Lil Wayne just needs his very own sperm Hall Of Fame. For the third time in one year, and the fourth time in all, Lil Wayne is going to be a dad. The lucky winner this time is Nivea. Wait, did I mention her before? I am confused. I know I have done Lil Wayne stories in the past but he just keeps having kids and so I am confused who they are and who the moms are, so let us start from the beginning.

-He has a nine 9 year old son with his ex-wife Antonia
-Last October he had a son with a woman and her identity has never been revealed. It will be when Lil Wayne goes broke trying to pay for all these kids.
-Last month Lauren London gave birth to a son.
-This time he is going to have a baby with Nivea who used to be married to The Dream and The Dream is now married to Christina Milan who as of this second is not pregnant by Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne, I want you to know that I am sending your manager a box of condoms. Use them my friend because as much as you have left it uncovered I hate to think about what else you have been getting and giving besides babies.

The Worst Mom Ever - ***Very Disturbing***

A woman in the UK has plead guilty to one count of cruelty on a person under 16 from which she caused or procured a child to be ill-treated, abandoned or exposed in a manner causing unnecessary suffering or injury to health, and a charge of intending to pervert the course of justice for making a false accusation of rape.

So how did all this come about? I will summarize, but if you want to read every last thing she did, you can click here and read the article.

Th 35 year old woman wanted money. How could she get money? She decided that she would pretend her baby was sick. For over 6 years this woman claimed benefits based on the fact that authorities believed he was sick. It is bad enough to exploit your child for money like this, but this gets so much worse.

She claimed her son was diabetic and provided fake glucose and urine samples.

She claimed her son needed a wheelchair and that he had cerebral palsy, cystic fibrosis, the throat disorder dysphagia and that he was allergic to all types of food.

She took the boy to school in a wheelchair fitted with oxygen bottles and gave him a special diet for diabetics which saw him prescribed medication he did not need and receive care at three hospitals.

She invented so many false symptoms over a six-and-a-half year period that doctors regularly fed him through a tube and were eventually forced to operate in a bid to find a mystery illness which did not exist.

His condition was thought to be so rare that medics eventually fitted him with a permanent feeding tube meaning he was fed through a food pump he had to wheel around behind him. He spent at least six weeks a year in hospital.

All of this so she could collect about $200K from the government plus countless other donations from charities including money and tickets and vacations.

When doctors grew suspicious, she would cancel appointments by claiming she had been assaulted or raped all in an attempt to make sure she wasn't caught. She sacrificed her son for money.

Benicio Del Toro Lost His Virginity At 13

Uh oh. I smell a Your Turn coming up. Benicio del Toro was interviewed by Playboy this month and said that as he was growing up all he could think about was finally having sex. Really? That is all he could think about? I mean he lost his virginity at 13 so how long had he been thinking about it? Was he like 8 or 9 and wanted to or is this just something he said in an interview to appear more manly?

"I remember liking girls in pre-kindergarten in Puerto Rico, when I was only three or four. I wasn’t a (big) hitter or anything - I don’t think anyone is - but I had a girlfriend all through high school, so that was kind of cool. I was about 13 when I lost my virginity, and that first experience was totally a nervous situation. It was in a house with someone I had known only a little bit. She was slightly older, and she’d done it before... I wasn’t exactly a natural, but it was good, yeah. I had wanted it to happen for a while."

When he is talking about being a big hitter, I think he is talking about actual hitting right, and not hitting on? I mean pre-kindergarten is like 3 and 4 so I doubt he was hitting on people. Hitting yes, but hitting on seems harder to fathom.

Dave Mustaine Is An Idiot

Wow, I get to write a Megadeath post. I can't believe it. This is a first. Dave Mustaine gave an interview to a Norwegian magazine called Lydverket. Have I told everyone how much I love Norwegians? They have given me some great stuff on Scientology. Anyway, in the interview Dave talked about his past in Metallica and said that his relationship with James Hetfield ended when James kicked Dave's dog. That would piss me off too. No problems so far with what Dave said.

My problem with Dave is what he said after the interview about the magazine and the reporter.

"These people are scum. Don't listen to their interviews, don't buy their s**t magazine, don't go to their pathetic garbage website. And stand by, because as soon as I see that interviewer again, I am going to put him in a hospital. That is a promise. I will find him too. Too bad the promo person (from the record label) was not there like I asked so this s**t wouldn't happen. Thanks for nothing."

Apparently the publicity people had said in advance to not ask any questions about Metallica. Well a good reporter would ask at least one question anyway just to see what happened. BUT, the reporter says he didn't even ask any questions about Metallica and that Dave brought it up himself. Plus, why in the hell do you need a publicity person to protect you? If the reporter asked a question and you don't want to answer it, just say you don't want to talk about it. How hard is that?

You don't need to threaten violence against the person just because you answered a question or offered a statement and they wrote it. If you don't want something reported. Don't say it. That being said, I still like your band.

Ted C Blind Item

Good news: Ever since Toothy Tile decided to permanently bury himself in the proverbial Hollywood closet, it's almost as if Lloyd Boy-Toyed has decided to up his bent for dangerous, risk-taking sexual activities. No, not talkin' about getting it on without a condom—or in a car in a West Hollywood parking lot—but something almost as rebelliously mindless: like hitting on a reporter.

Now, even though Lloyd has always had a penchant for doing things like...

...getting his flirt on with other dudes—even with Toothy himself at the Globes, remember?—Lloyd's reserved his guy-on-guy action for behind closed doors, even if he paid for it.

I mean, let's just say up until now, the riskiest thing Lloyd's ever pulled is wondering if the call-boys will tattle or not. Strange he's not like some bigass stars who insist on confidentiality agreements with their mates (whether hired or not) before jumping between the sheets.

But now Lloyd's taken it to the next level and propositioned a pretty well-known reporter, who's interested. And the code was clear: Said hit-on dude was expected—not told—not to tell. It was a gamble. Will it pay off?

Isn't it odd how the older certain stars get, they simply don't seem to be as interested in the watery, come-on games such stealth gay players as Crotch Uh-Lastic prefer. Does that mean with age comes impatience? Or just lack of imagination?

Tough call, really, because if you ask me, it's pretty lively to ask a journo—who could blow your cover in seconds flat—to get it on. Maybe this is the kinkiest way of them all and Crotch and Toothy (ah, poor Toothy) should be taking notes?

Time will tell on this one.

It Ain't: Dean Cain, Billy Burke, George Clooney

Jon & Kate Goes Nuclear

There is so much going on in the entire Jon & Kate saga that it is almost too difficult to track which is why you have me. Because I love each of you I have waded through the mess that is Jon & Kate and will suffer, what I am sure will be nightmares tonight.

Stephanie Santoro sold a story to one of the tabloids that Jon told her that he hacks into Kate's e-mails and bank accounts all the time. I believe it. Jon denies it and Jon's lawyer says that why should anyone believe the word of someone getting paid for their story? Please. If someone waved a hundred dollar bill in front of Jon's face right now he would sell his story. He is going to need money and when he starts selling his story, I bet his attorney doesn't make that same dumb ass statement.

TLC is suing Jon for breach of contract and for being an a-hole. It says that he has bad mouthed the show in violation of his contract which is true and has also made unpaid and paid appearances without permission of the show which is also true. So, in addition to having to cough up bucks to pay Kate back by next week he also will be coughing up bucks to his attorney and to TLC and I don't think he has it. Sure, he will make a show with Michael Lohan and his mesh shirt fan club, but it won't come close to paying what he is going to owe when this is all said and done. Plus, no one is going to watch a show with Michael and Jon compete to see who can be the most annoying and score with the most women who have no self esteem.

Lindsay Lohan's Third Strike But It Won't Matter

After a very long absence from her alcohol class, Lindsay showed up last night. The reason? Well she has been ordered back into court today because she has been skipping class and that doesn't even count the boozing and prescription drugs and coke and burglaries and goodness, how come she isn't in jail again?

Since January, Lindsay has violated the rules of her substance program at least twice. This will be the third time but it won't matter. This is Lindsay and she has the best defense lawyer in town. She is like the Pete Doherty of America except Pete doesn't steal does he? He does the bisexual thing like Lindsay, but he doesn't steal. Plus he is a singer. Oh, what the hell it is close enough.

It is remarkable though how a few months of absence is suddenly corrected when the judge says they want to see you the next day. Do you think Lindsay would have gone to school last night if the judge hadn't ordered her to court? Hell no. Lindsay would have blown off alcohol class for alcohol drinking.

Jimmy Kimmel Is Very Shady

So what to do when you are in love with when of your staffers and her boyfriend also works on your show? Well, if you are Jimmy Kimmel you kick the boyfriend off your show and get him a job on another show. Meanwhile since he is on another show he is not invited to the staff only parties at Jimmy's house every week which the girlfriend must go to because she is on the staff.

According to Radar, Jimmy also may have been dating Molly McNearny while he was dating Sarah Silverman. In fact he may have gone out on double dates with Sarah and Molly and her boyfriend while seeing Molly also.

Who knew Jimmy Kimmel was such a player? You do realize that if he was not on television he would never get laid. OK, well sometimes he would. He would just have to pay for it.

Balloon Boy Busts His Parents

The parents who were on the show Wife Swap twice have some explaining to do after their 6 year old balloon boy son said on Larry King last night, "You guys said we did this for the show." Ahh, six year old honesty. Now even if the parents were telling the truth and I am really starting to doubt it, no one will believe them.

What should have been a great feel good story looks more and more like a family that wanted their own reality show after getting a taste of fame on Wife Swap and being in the local news a few times. After the boy said that, Wolf Blitzer chose to ignore it and move on to another question. How can you ask a question and then get an answer and not listen to it for a follow-up? How is that possible?

Today's Blind Items

This A list movie actor is in a serious relationship but it hasn't stopped him from cheating on his partner with his B list co-star who has been in this space before for her fun times with another couple.

Random Photos Part One

Kevin Spacey & George Clooney together it worth the top spot. Plus it is extremely rare to see Kevin Spacey photographed from this side.
One of my least favorite actors is Anthony Edwards. Oh, he is a decent actor, but he just is so condescending to everyone that it really gets on my nerves.
Anthony Kiedis is looking a little rough here. Love him though.
Alicia Silverstone takes that book of hers wherever she goes. Here she is trying to get Alanis Morissette to buy a copy.
Britney Spears filming the video for "3"
See that man behind you kids? No, not Bill Nighy. The other guy. His name is Danny Boyle and if he promises to buy you an apartment don't start packing.

It hasn't taken Elisabetta Canalis long to start working the red carpet. Here she does a slow strip tease right on it.



Ginnifer Goodwin with the queen of the puffy jackets.
Damn it is a gaggle of Trumps.
Yesterday was Vince Vaughn so today it is Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell from the same movie.
I love Kristin Chenoweth so I am going to give her a pass on this "candid" photo with a pumpkin while hailing a cab.
Scarlett J said yesterday she would be just as happy being a cook or some other job instead of an actress. Uh huh.
I gave this serious consideration for the top spot. Minnie Driver and Uma Thurman.
I have to give it to Neve Campbell. She doesn't get the big parts she used to but she still keeps on acting and to me that shows me she loves it.
Naomi and Liev drinking champagne through straws.
Want to go riding with Patrick Dempsey?
I feel like whenever Peaches Geldof dresses normally I am obligated to post her photo in order to encourage it.
Another Ralph Lauren photoshop job. F**kers. (Thanks Sarah)
It's three real assistants with Rex Lee, the fake assistant. I love assistants.
Rose McGowan really needs to cut down on those pre red carpet drinks.
Tina Fey was on Letterman last night and shared way TMI about how she was a virgin until she was 24 and how she couldn't find any guy who wanted her.
Apparently this whole Hogan reunion thing is sticking.
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson trying to get some attention.
And Maggie Q coming in a close second.
Tanya Tucker - New York
I can't think of a better guy than Willem Dafoe to end the pictures today.

Hopefully Thomas Dekker Will Never Drink And Drive Again

Thomas Dekker was a very lucky guy last night, but not as lucky as the 17 year old boy he hit who was riding his bike. Last night around 9pm, police responded to a call saying that a bicyclist had been struck by a car. When they arrived at the scene they suspected the driver of the car, Thomas Dekker was drunk. They gave him a field test and arrested him on suspicion of DUI causing bodily harm and was being held on $100K bail.

The bicyclist is said to have only suffered minor injuries and hopefully he will be ok and Thomas Dekker will realize how close he came to killing someone because he couldn't be bothered to call a cab.

6 Year Old Boy Stuck In Helium Balloon

Sorry I haven't been posting for the past few minutes but I can't stop watching this live feed from MSNBC which shows a 6 year old boy flying around in a helium balloon.

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Greatest Hockey Goal By A 9 Year Old Ever

As you know I watch a lot of hockey, and I have seen some really great goals. This one below though by a 9 year old boy from Maine is one of the best ever. I don't know how many times he practiced it, but it must have been a lot for him to have been able to do this on a real NHL rink with no opportunities for a do over. You have to feel sorry for the goalie who is still wondering where the puck even came from.

Nick Prugo Finds More Celebrity Friends

This whole Lindsay Lohan burglary keeps getting more interesting. No, not the Paris jewel heist or the one over at Elle Magazine. I'm talking about the one where the three people "burglarized" her house and were caught on tape. Nick Prugo was the guy arrested for that crime. Nick, the guy who is one of Lindsay's buddies.

Well, despite Nick's alleged burglaries of Lindsay's house and Audrina Patridge's house it doesn't seem to make celebrities shy away from him. TMZ took some pictures Tuesday night of Nick hanging out with Drake Bell and Tess Taylor who is a Playboy Cyber Girl.

So, if you are a celebrity and you know Nick's reputation for possibly taking things which don't necessarily belong to him, why do you hang out and party with him? Does he provide other things which celebrities desire? Are Drake and Tess interested in what Nick could possibly provide?

Eventually all of this is going to come out and I can't wait. Of course what might happen is that when Nick finally goes to trial and Lindsay is called to testify, she might choose that time to be in rehab and unable to testify due to her condition.

Star Magazine Calls Tori Spelling's Bluff

Last week Star Magazine claimed Tori Spelling weighed only 95 pounds. She immediately took to her Twitter and said it was all lies and that she actually weighed 107 pounds and that Star could come and weight her at her house anytime.

Of course Star is going to say yes, and they did. Twice. Tori though has ignored them and the offer and it makes me think that the doctor who guessed Tori's weight must have been pretty close. I know she doesn't have any obligation to let a tabloid come weight her, but if she did then it would stop all the OMG Tori is going to die and is so unhealthy articles.

By inviting the them and now not responding to their acceptance it makes her look like she is hiding something and that maybe she weighs even less?

Keanu Reeves Isn't The Baby Daddy

The tests are in and Keanu Reeves is not the father of Karen Sala's oldest child. According to Keanu's attorney, the DNA test proved conclusively that Keanu wasn't the father, but there is a catch. "Ms. Sala is challenging the validity of the DNA testing, so the case goes on," Reeves' attorney, Lorne Wolfson, told E! News.

"If [Sala] wants to challenge it, let her go right ahead," Wolfson said. "But we are confident that the DNA testing was done properly and that the results are sound."

Sala had been asking for $150,000 a month in child support, because you know, she has to take care of the kids. They need clothes and a house and there is no way her child can live on less than that.

I Miss Writing To My Nigerian Pen Pals

Ever since Gift Clement stopped writing to me, I have felt an emptiness inside and so after lots of inner soul searching I decided to move on with my life and accept that the love Gift and I had for each other is gone now and that I need to find someone to replace her. Hello Francisca.

Here is the e-mail Francisca sent to me, and beneath it is my reply which I sent this morning. Hopefully we will hear back soon.


"Francisca Baciro Dabo"

Hello Dear

I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we haven't known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your email contact through the Internet in search of trusted person who can assist me urgently and save my life.

I am Francisca Baciro Dabo 24 years old female from the Republic of Guinea Bissau, the daughter of Late Mr Baciro Dabo. My late father was the former Defence Minister Helder Proenca and the presidential aspirant who was brutally killed on Friday 5Th June 2009 at 4 o’clock in the morning when he was sleeping with my mother by a group of unidentified gunmen who burst into their bed room. What led to the cold blood killing is still unclear but I know that my father life was the target.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. Now I am presently staying in the Mission in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 7.5 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.

Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will give you details in my next mail after receiving your acceptance mail to help me.

Yours sincerely
Francisca Baciro Dabo


Dear Francisca,

Your mail was not as big of a surprise as you might think. You see, I too am in a similar situation. Oh, my father was not killed while sleeping with my mother, but can I just tell you that as loud as he snores I am surprised my mom hasn’t killed him yet. I know it isn’t as dramatic as armed gunman storming your parents bedroom, but hey, you haven’t seen my mom when she is angry.

Speaking of moms, I am a little confused about yours. You said your mom and dad were killed in bed but that your step-mom is giving you a hard time. I guess your dad still had the hots for your mom huh? Well, I can see why he would, considering the nasty things your step mom is doing to you. Why are you living with her? I bet she has a DVR doesn’t she? Yeah, I know. You will put up with almost anything to have a DVR. I don’t know what people did before them. Well, I do know, because I am one of them, but still, I try and blank out tough portions of my life and pre-DVR it was pretty tough. Oh, there I go again. I know it isn’t as tough as you. I mean here you are in a different country trying to find someone to claim a few million dollars for you while your step-mom treats you like crap by hiding your passport and other documents. That is way rougher than anything I have ever heard before.

So, I noticed that you are interested in a relationship and that you want to move in with me. That is really nice of you to offer, but I have to warn you in advance that if you have any Jon Gosselin posters you want to hang on the wall, then it is out the door you go.

I guess I wait to hear back from you now? Yeah, lately that hasn’t worked out so well for me. Do you think it is because I am overweight? I know I should do something about it, but I can’t decide between Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers. Maybe I could do both of them. Double meals!

Have a great day.

Enty

P.S. Your e-mail has a New Zealand address. Do you know Peter Jackson? If you do, tell him that he better not f**k up Lovely Bones.

Mary Murphy Spills About Abuse And Rape ** Warning Graphic**

So You Think You Can Dance judge Mary Murphy gave a juicy interview to US Weekly. Her revelations are shocking and I can't believe she didn't write a book about them. In the interview, Mary who is 51 says she got married back when she was 18 to a man from the Middle East. About three months after they got married, the couple had a fight and it was the kind of fight where the neighbors want to call the cops. Mary said they crashed over furniture and were screaming and yelling and then during the fight her husband told Mary that he wanted to have sex with her.

"I was like, 'Are you kidding me?! We're fighting here!' He said, 'You're my wife, and you'll do what I tell you!' I pulled out a kitchen knife and screamed, 'You're going to have to stab me, because I'm not having sex with you!' He knocked it out of my hands, held me down and raped me."

After that encounter he would rape her frequently during fights. After the first year or two she stopped fighting and just let her husband rape her. "For years, I'd have black eyes and bruises, but I never called the police or went to the hospital. I didn't want anybody to know."

In 1985 after they had been married for about 9 years, Mary discovered that her husband had proposed to another woman on one of his trips back home. She also discovered he had an additional girlfriend in Germany. At that point she finally decided to leave him.

For his part, Mary's ex-husband called Mary's statements "flat-out lies." I wonder if for the past 25 years he has been raping all the other women in his life.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Clueless About Jamie Kennedy's Cheating

Earlier this month, I wrote about how Jamie Kennedy is cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend Shannon Funk. Well, Fox News spoke to one of Jamie's friends who said that Jamie is still talking to Shannon and that Jennifer Love Hewitt is clueless about the whole cheating thing.

Umm, Jennifer is a tabloid reader of epic proportions. There is no way on this earth that she wouldn't be aware of the rumors and stories and the world laughing at her. She knows. Even if she didn't read every piece of gossip about herself someone would have told her.

Fox says that Jamie and Jennifer went to party together on October 3rd. "Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that," says the source. "He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewitt], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he’s pretty much checked out of the relationship."

An October 3rd party. I had pictures of that party. Have they been seen together since? I had the photo of Jen pimping out herself the other day, but nothing with the two of them. It might be time to return the love bracelets. Don't worry though, Jen has a lifetime supply and will find one for the next guy.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which randy celeb can't go a day without having sex at least three times with her hubby?

She boasted he even flew halfway across the world for a booty call...

Today's Blind Items

This should be a very interesting divorce. This B list actor on a hit cable show recently separated from his wife. The wife who is also mother to one of his kids. Instead of letting them stay in his huge home, he decided to stay in the house himself so he could entertain and kicked the wife and kid down the road to an apartment.

Random Photos Part Two

Captain Lou Albano - RIP
Bill Murray and George Clooney sharing a cup of coffee. Literally. They were passing it back and forth.
Aaron Carter & Karina Smirnoff.
Alan Rickman is in my top ten favorite actors. I love him.
Amy Winehouse and sunlight are not a good combination. Better than it would have been a year ago though.
Ben Kingsley and Daniela who is obviously a big fan of the Allen Iverson arm cover collection.
This is what happens when you let people give you clothes for free. You feel obligated to wear them. I'm assuming Bai Ling got it for free because no one would actually pay for it.
Bill Murray later in the day after his coffee.
Cindy Crawford alone on the red carpet. Take that how you would like. Interesting things going on there.
Do you remember when Cindy Margolis used to run around saying she was the most downloaded person on the internet? I wonder where she is on that list now.
Daisy!!
Lorenzo Lamas groping his daughter.
David Gray - Melbourne
Ashton and Demi
It looks like Carla Gugino is their friend. Maybe she was just drunk.
George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis.
Hugh Hefner and his new women. So, the other night I was watching an episode from last season and it is the middle of the day and the sun is shining and Hugh says, "well I better get to bed and get some sleep."
Ice - T and Coco.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today. It is good to see that Jeff Conaway is still alive and I guess he is pretty much making a career off VH-1 so that is good.
The first pictures of Jaycee Dugard since her ordeal. Wow, I hate myself. I just noticed I used the same word as People.
Jonah Hill looking umm, casual. Yeah, that's the word.
Jessica Simpson and a boot. I'm not sure if she is selling the boot, walking with the boot or buying the boot, but she is definitely posing with the boot. Or, I guess she could be carrying the boot for someone or using it as a spittoon, but she is definitely holding the boot.
John Taylor & Nick Rhodes from that tiny band no one has ever heard of called Duran Duran. They look good don't they?
Keith Urban & Brad Paisley - Nashville
Kim Zolciak, the ex stripper and now Real Housewife said that she and Big Papa broke up again.
A different kind of look for Lily Allen.
I can;t believe I have never had Linda Dano in the pictures before.
Lisa Marie Presley partying with her son
and her mom. A family that goes clubbing together stays together. It is why The Lohans are so close.
The trashy photo of the day goes to Megan Hauserman.
In what has to be in the top 10 of randomness photos are Oliver Stone, Dara Torres, and Mario Lopez.
I love the rhino costumes. They look so real.
More randomness. Vivica Fox & Antonio Sabato Jr.
Vince Vaughn posing in Germany.

Joe Jackson Will Eat Dinner With You For $3000

If you have an extra $3000 sitting around the house and don't know what to do with it, Joe Jackson will be happy to take it off your hands for you and in return will sit down with you at dinner. Umm, seriously? Why in the hell would I want to sit down to dinner with Joe Jackson?

The dinner with Joe is part of the Platinum Package being offered by Bian Variani and Las Vegas Magazine. As you can see in the invitation below, for the $3000 you do get more than just watching Joe gum his food and beat your kids. You get two nights at The Palms and a copy of Joe's book. WTF? Joe wrote a book? "How To Make Money off Your Kids" Chapter 1 - "Beat Them"

Of course you also get dinner and tickets to see the Michael Jackson movie and free popcorn and soda.

Thanks Shawn


Fashion Designer, Bian Variani in collaboration with LVH Magazine, Brenden Theatres and Seven&Company present Michael Jackson's "This is it". Please see the below for our 2 Packages available, "Platinum VIP" @ $3,000.00 (Oct. 26 & 27th) per person and "VIP" @ $300.00 (Oct. 27) per person.

Platinum VIP PACKAGE: $3,000.00

Monday, October 26, 2009

Palms Casino Resort * Brenden Theatres at the Palms


3:00 p.m. – Hotel Check-in (complimentary hotel room with Platinum VIP package) Single/Double: One deluxe room for two nights **For upgrades and additional room nights inquire with hotel registration

5:30 p.m. – Pick up Registration Packet * Simon’s Restaurant * Palms Place * Palms Casino and Resort.

Copy of “Joseph Jackson: Man in the Mirror, Father of the First Family of Music” Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine, Special Commemorative Edition. Collectible laminated Platinum VIP credential & wristband.

1/8th of a page in this Special Commemorative Edition of the Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine

6:00 p.m. – Private Dinner with Mr. Joseph Jackson at Simon’s Restaurant Presented by Celebrity Chef “Kerry Simon” at Palms Place * Palms Casino & Resort including photo opportunity and autograph signing

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Brenden Theatres at the Palms

6:30 p.m. – “Joseph Jackson & Family” Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation Seating, Reserved Seating (show credential & wristband) Brenden Theatres Lobby

7:30 p.m. – “Joseph Jackson & Family” Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation

8:00 p.m. – “Michael Jackson’s This Is It” Film Seating, Reserved Seating (movie ticket included/show credential) Complimentary popcorn & soda (concession coupon included)

8:55 p.m. Mr. Joseph Jackson Thanks the viewers and the fans for watching his Son’s movie with him in this Special VIP Brenden’s movie theater.

9:00 p.m. – “Michael Jackson’s This Is It ” Film Showing

10:30 p.m. – Opening Night Party * MOON Nightclub at Palms Casino Resort, Featuring the music of

Michael Jackson, Champagne Toast, Platinum VIP Area Access (show credential & wristband)

*Times subject to change

Britney Spears Named Best Celebrity Mom

I don't know who in the f**k was polled, but a poll commissioned by the British firm Park Christmas Saving asked people who they thought was the best celebrity mom. I'm sure Dina Lohan was crushed she didn't come in first place. The vote wasn't even close. Britney received 74% of the votes. Who are these people? Did the company poll Britney Spears concert goers?

I guarantee the people polled were young though because second place was Christina Aguilera with 12%. She seems like a very good mom. Angelina Jolie was 3rd and Katie Holmes was 4th. Despite this poll being conducted in the UK, the top British finisher was Jade Goody who finished 5th. The only other UK mom to finish in the top 10 was Victoria Beckham who finished 10th.

I think Britney Spears has made dramatic improvements as a mother and I hope it continues but I can't imagine her being the best celebrity mom.

Tracy Morgan Hates Cheri Oteri & Chris Kattan

Have you ever listened to an audio book? I have tried numerous times but unless I have no other option I really don't enjoy them. Tracy Morgan though may just convince me to change my mind. Tracy has a new book out called "I Am The New Black." Tracy also reads it for the audio version. Apparently the audio version has lots of improv from Tracy and not just him reading word for word from the book.

The most interesting thing he says is when he talks about Cheri Oteri and Chris Kattan. "I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me like the invisible guy. Now look where they at. Cheri Oteri, she can't even get arrested. That's what happened to me over there. They never treated me well. I never cared for them either. F--- 'em."

Leona Lewis Punched At Book Signing

In London today, Leona Lewis was signing copies of her autobiography Dreams. Why Leona has a biography at all at this age can be discussed at another time. After she had been signing for about 90 minutes a man came up to her, handed her his book to sign and she did. When she looked up to hand him the book, he punched her in the face.

Leona grabbed her eye and ran away while security tackled the puncher. While security was getting him to the ground the man wouldn't stop laughing. The bookstore where Leona was signing says they take security very seriously and that this was the first time something like this had happened. I have been to lots of book signings and I am surprised nothing like this has happened before. It isn't like they have metal detectors or security guards patting you down when you go to one of these things and there are a lot of people who are unbalanced enough to do something like this.

Leona was scheduled to perform tonight on the BBC but pulled out.

Khloe & Lamar - Still Not Married

Over the weekend I was reading US Weekly and they said Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom had made their marriage legal. That was news to me and it is apparently news to everyone else because the couple still aren't married. TMZ and Radar both claim to have exclusive information about what is happening in the pre-nup negotiations. What it boils down to is this. Lamar isn't giving Khloe half of anything. He will give her a certain amount of money every year for being his wife and that's it.

At what point I wonder does this become too much and they finally decide to split? How about in time for the season ending cliffhanger of Keeping Up With The Kardashians because this is what it sounds like is happening. All this drama is probably being played in front of the cameras.

Ralph Lauren Model Who Was Digitally Altered Was Fired For Being Fat

I didn't think Ralph Lauren could sink any lower than digitally altering the photo of Flippa Hamilton and then denying it. Yes, they finally admitted they did it, but this is even worse. They fired Flippa for being too fat. Flippa told the NY Daily News that "They fired me because they said I was overweight and I couldn't fit in their clothes anymore."

For the record, Flippa is 5'10" and weighs 120 pounds. Umm, even in the model world that doesn't seem fat and in the real world that is nowhere close to fat.

Ralph Lauren doesn't even deny they fired her because she was fat. "Filippa is a beautiful and healthy woman but our relationship ended as a result of her inability to meet the obligations under her contract with us."

That is code speak for she was fat. This has got out of hand. I think all women are beautiful whether fat or skinny or curvy or what have you. The problem I have is that when you go on record as saying that someone who is as tall and skinny as Flippa and then call them fat, you are telling the world that unless you have the same measurements as Flippa you are too fat and that you are not perfect. Why does Ralph Lauren get to judge who is perfect and who is not or what size is perfect?

Flippa says, "I think they owe American women an apology, a big apology," she said. "I'm very proud of what I look like, and I think a role model should look healthy."

I agree.

Another Year With Tori & Dean

Apparently people are watching Tori Spelling and Dean Spelling's reality show because they just signed on for another year of it. As reality shows go it isn't the worst. It definitely isn't the best, but I can generally force myself to watch an hour of it at a time before I throw up. When I watched it the other day this was the best line.

Tori- (crying hysterically) Fly. Fly with angels my darling.

Another classic was when Dean was on the set of his made for tv movie and called someone on the phone. These were the first words out of his mouth.

Dean - I only have a minute they are about to call me to the set, but I wanted to..

I lost the rest of it because I started laughing so hard. Was that to show us how important he was and that sometimes producers go insane and give him a couple of bucks to appear in a movie?

The premise for next season is a road trip.

Let The Exploitation Begin

Whatever bad things you want to say about Michael Jackson and I can list an entire litany of them, at least he kept his kids sheltered. Now that he is gone though, the publicity whore side of the family has emerged, and according to US Weekly, Michael's three kids are about to be paraded before reality show cameras.

Almost the entire family supports the decision to exploit the kids and make money off the Jackson name while the money getting is good. Rebbie of course thinks it is all effed up and refuses to be a part of it. All the rest of the kids including Janet are all for it. I think that if the brothers and sisters want to make money off their brother's death then it is their business. However, you know that Michael's kids will be the stars and the brothers and sisters know it and the producers know it and this is just going to be on step in a series of steps to mess up those kids.

"You Light Up My Life" Writer Discovers Why 71 Year Old Men Shouldn't Date 21 Year Old Women

Do you remember Joseph Brooks? He is the guy who won the Academy Award for best song for You Light Up My Life. He is also the guy I wrote about this summer who pleaded not guilty to raping 11 women. Oh yeah, he is a real winner, the prick. On Tuesday, the bastard filed a lawsuit against his his 21 year old former fiancee. I say former because the f**ker was digging through her stuff and discovered she is already married and had been when she met him.

The woman's name is Joaly Gomez and Brooks the alleged rapist said that Joaly walked away with the $550K bank account he set up for her, a $60K engagement ring and other stuff. He wants $2M total from her.

Yeah, I hope she keeps it all and that you end up having to pay $2M to each one of the 11 women you allegedly raped. You know there are more than 11.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror, we asked: Which footballer would infuriate his wife after he was overheard chatting up pretty ladies by boasting how he would treat them with his whopping wage? Thankfully they were repulsed by his whopping ego...

Your extra clue: They probably weren't that taken with his looks, either.

Today's Blind Items - Bad Drug Behavior

This long haired B-/C+ list movie and television actress kind of hops between one and the other. She is also a huge publicity hound. She loves to see pictures of herself. Anyway, at a party over the weekend she was drinking and smoking joints and even did the odd line or two of coke. While she was partying she told all the people around her that she was also pregnant and she had it narrowed down to two people. She didn't really care who got her pregnant she just wanted to know which one she should ask to pay for the abortion.

Random Photos Part One

You can't go wrong with Chubby Checker and Brenda Lee at the top of the photos.
The looks like Cameron Diaz is giving herself an orgasm in public photo of the day.
The looks like Cheryl Burke knows what she wants for Christmas picture of the day.
Proof of Alex Reid dressing as "Roxanne."
Has Dylan McDermott's hair always looked wind blown like that? Some people might call it lopsided. Oh, and Elizabeth Hurley just because I was too lazy to crop her out.
A first time appearance for Dylan Walsh.
The Ed Westwick dressed up like Johnny Depp in Cry Baby photo of the day.
The why not, it was Hugh Jackman's birthday yesterday picture of the day.
"High five dude. You are going to get laid soon."
Joshua James - Tokyo
Jessica Simpson looks much better here then she did last week. Of course last week she was standing next to Ashlee and so you wanted to look away quickly before you turned to a pillar of salt.
Justin Timberlake then tried the same trick with the ball on someone's head. No, but it would have made for a better picture.
Future Tabloid Headline - Katie Holmes is desperate to conceive
Being married has obviously not improved Lamar Odom's wardrobe.
Luke Perry and Jamey Johnson
Mariah Carey will be in a wheelchair and 80 and will still dress like she is 12.
Million Dollar Listing premiere party. Love that show.
Mary Kate Olsen channeling Mayans. Is that real fur?
I think this is a first time appearance for Matthew Settle.
Someone at Madison Square Garden is a Phish fan.
Ever since I made that crack about Amber Heard looking like death she has looked much better. Here she is with Penn Badgley.
Randomness of the day. Jessica Biel and Pete Wentz in his Ari Gold costume.
Spandau Ballet - Dublin
My favorite photo of the day. Snoop, Paula, and Adam.
Spike Jonze and Catherine Keener.
Tyra Banks says she has lost 30 pounds.
Ever wonder why Anderson Cooper loves working out? This is his trainer.
Ugly Betty cast.

This Is An Interview - Fergie Talks To The Sunday Times

Over the weekend I saw a blurb about Fergie and how she talked about her past with gang members and guns and crystal meth and then I promptly forgot about it until now. I just finished reading this Sunday Times interview with Fergie and the reporter is the king of snark. While being friendly with Fergie, the reporter is also honest and so it seems natural when he calls Fergie's look, "ravaged." Not ravaging, but as in ravaged like she did meth non-stop for a year ravaged. He also compared Aspen to Switzerland, but with fat people.

Fergie does talk at length about how she loved gang members and show spent every penny she had on meth. She once talked to a hamper for 10 hours and was paranoid that the FBI would come looking for her while she was on drugs. Oh, she also had a gun aimed at her head while she was buying pot. She doesn't talk about how she got out of that one, but she does provide surface honesty.

Victoria Beckham Wore A $20,000 Outfit To School Fair

Back in the day when I went to school fairs with my parents I remember cake walks, dunking booths and games where everyone won a prize. I believe the dress code for parents was something along the lines of, "OMG do I really need to go spend two hours doing this why can't I write a check and honey don't forget to bring the flask, I guess I will wear shorts and a t-shirt." Times haven't changed much, but Victoria Beckham has not seen the memo. Yesterday she attended a school fair, but unlike the other parents who were attired in the aforementioned t-shirts and shorts, Victoria showed up in an outfit that costs approximately $20,000. You would think that if you spent $1500 on a pair of pants, they would at least fit.

Just once I would love to see Victoria dress like other people and not have to be the center of attention wherever she goes.

Jon Gosselin Did Take The Money

So with everything else going on in Jon Gosselin's life like having Michael Lohan know where you live and deciding which 20 year old you want to hit on or finding enough time in your day to surf the Ed Hardy website, it turns out that Jon is also a liar. When Kate Gosselin said that Jon stole over $200,000 from their joint bank account, Jon said it wasn't true and that he only took $20,000. Well, math must not have been his strong suit because an arbitrator today said that Jon took $180,000 and he has to explain how he spent an additional $55,000 on his kids. I think the way he is going o explain that one is that because Hailey Glassman is so young that he considers her one of the kids.

Jon has to repay the money by October 26th. Umm, I wonder if Hailey will have to return the breasts he bought her.

Tracy Anderson Used Feminine Charms To Bankrupt Man

Glynn Barber is an engineer. He recently filed for bankruptcy and his creditors are suing Tracy Anderson. Tracy is the trainer who I posted about yesterday who was fired by Madonna. Glynn gave an interview to the NY Post and said that Tracy swindled him out of $1M. "She used her female charms to manipulate me to invest $1 million in her company." Really? That is the excuse you are going to give for losing $1M?

This guy is an idiot. "I was an easy target. She told me she was a Power Ranger. She told me she was in the musical 'Cats' for four years. She said her ex-husband, Eric, played for the Knicks . . . None of this turned out to be true."

Umm, here is a little tip Glynn if you ever decide to date a semi-famous person again. Check Wiki. IMDB. Google. They are quick and easy and before you decide to fork over a $1M, you might want to check out these stories and see if they are true in advance.

In the year he spent with Tracy, Glynn financed two fitness studios, a DVD and also bought her a Mercedes. In return he got a free subscription to GOOP.

Oprah Offered The Chance To Apologize For Dr. Phil

Oprah was in Dallas yesterday and besides giving a soft ball interview she was also on the news at 5pm on local Dallas station WFAA. After the sports segment, Dallas anchor Dale Hansen asked Oprah if she would like to take the opportunity to apologize to the world for introducing us to Dr. Phil. I think he was serious. I don't know if Dale was drunk, but he then asked if Oprah wanted to touch his bald head. She did.

I Forgot

I knew I was drinking too much at work yesterday. I forgot Hugh Jackman's birthday. I know, I know. 41 years old and he looks like that? I was going to say that I didn't look that good at 20, but honestly, I have never looked that good. Hugh spent the day yesterday hanging out with his kids in the park. So, basically like every other day. He is kind of like the Jennifer Garner of men without the being married to Ben Affleck part. Oh, and he is not American. Oh, and he has made more hit movies. So, really not like Jennifer at all. He is always with his kids like her though. That is a good thing.

January Jones Has Two Words For Ashton Kutcher - F**k You

January Jones is in GQ this month. It's about time Betty from Mad Men got some love. Jon Hamm gets all the attention and January Jones kind of gets pushed to the side. Those people have obviously not seen the pictures that accompanied the interview. January is cool. For the interview she agreed to take a flight with the reporter from Chicago to Los Angeles and they each had six beers on the way. Plus she ate food!! I know, I know. Shocker!! Six beers and food? Angelina probably hasn't had that many carbs over the past five years. Combined.
I will let you read the interview, but the part I had to take a little piece from was when she first came to Los Angeles and had a boyfriend. “The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting,” she says. “He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So—fuck you! He only has nice things to say now—if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.”

That someone was Ashton Kutcher. Nice.

Lindsay Lohan Forced To Pay Up After Stealing Again

Late yesterday I read over on Hintmag that Lindsay Lohan had been caught stealing more jewelry. This time it was in Paris. Remember when she first went to Paris, I advised all the companies to not loan her anything if they wanted to see it again. Well, Arielle de Pinto must have had better things to do than read my site or read anything about Lindsay Lohan because they loaned her out several one of a kind pieces.

The fashion house took a credit card imprint just in case Lindsay didn't return them. Not only didn't Lindsay return them, she also canceled the credit card and didn't return any phone calls from the designer. Well, the designer started telling everyone what happened and although Lindsay denies stealing the jewels, late last night someone paid the bill for her.

So, wait a second here. If she returns them then she doesn't have to pay. She or someone paid for them. Why? I will tell you why. Because she probably sold the damn things for drug money. Those French dealers didn't know her. They wanted cash upfront. No credit. Oh, and who the hell is giving Lindsay credit cards?

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror, we asked: Which British singer, set to marry his longterm girlfriend, is hiding an embarrassing cross-dressing secret? He's terrified pictures will emerge before the big day...

Your extra clue: Bet his mates up north don't know about this either.

Today's Blind Items

This dark haired C+/B- movie and television actress who was on a fairly hit network show and has had some very famous ex-boyfriends was at the airport last week when she fainted. She said it was because she has been working so hard. The reality is that she heard one of the producers on her new movie call her fat and so this size zero actress has been eating once every three or four days to try and lose more weight.

Random Photos Part One

Stephen Gately - RIP
Two of my favorite people, Angela Featherstone and Gabrielle Anwar.
Aaron Lewis and his bike.
Christina Aguilera at a pumpkin patch this weekend. She really looks different without the ten pounds of makeup.
Also at the pumpkin patch was Amy Poehler.
I think Debbie Allen needs to look in the mirror before leaving home.
A first time appearance for Danay Garcia.
Dave Navarro needs to eat.
Darius Rucker & Kimberly Locke.
Gilles Marini looking good.
The entire Rossdale/Stefani family in one picture.
Hugh Jackman bringing up the rear of a family outing. At this point he is saying, "why did we bring the stroller again?"
Hayden P facing the press.
II Divo - Melbourne
Just in case Jennifer can't remember her name or because she wants to make sure you know exactly who she is.
Kaley Cuoco and the smile that never changes.


Kim Kardashian looks really good here.
As does Kelly Osbourne.
So, when Ali Lohan is Lindsay's age she will probably look 50. Stay in school kids and don't do drugs.
Wow, Marc Anthony is ugly.
Some randomness. Michael Bolton & Bai Ling.
More randomness and a really bad weave. Michelle Branch and Wynona Judd.
I think this is a first time appearance for Madeline Zima.
Nick Cannon at his birthday party, but I'm guessing Mariah still ended up with all the presents.
With all of Pamela Anderson's money troubles she goes the sweat shop route for an assistant.
I finally read the Vanity Fair interview with Penelope Cruz. It was just as boring as she is.
Here is Penelope's BFF Salma Hayek.
Selena Gomez looks very age appropriate. Oh, and scroll back up to Ali Lohan and realize the two are about the same age.
I always get requests for Sam Rockwell.
A TomKat family photo.
Viggo.
Not once but twice.

Dad Tries To Arrange Sex With Daughter On Facebook ***Warning*** Graphic & Disturbing

What kind of f**king idiot a-hole tool do you have to be to try and arrange to have sex with your own daughter on her Facebook page. Well, apparently John Forehand of Pennsylvania sent lots of messages to his 13 year old daughter on Facebook trying to get her to agree to have sex with him.

Lancaster Online has some excerpts and allegedly the a-hole said that he had been having inappropriate dreams about her and detailed graphic sexual acts he wanted to perform on her and told her, "not many other fathers and daughters are this brave, so not many of them are so lucky to experience all these pleasures."

Umm, that is because most parents are not deranged f**kers who want to have sex with their kids. Luckily the daughter told her mom and the police arranged a sting. They arrested the dad when he showed up for what he thought was going to be sex with his daughter. "Agents seized a camera, tripod and an unopened box of condoms from Forehand's vehicle, along with a digital camera, camcorder, computers and data-storage devices from his home." So not only was he going to have sex with his daughter he was planning on filming it also? If you see the f**ker on the street in Pennsylvania let him know how you feel.

Williams v Winehouse

Last week was the contest between Jay Leno and Craig Ferguson. This week is the contest between Robbie Williams who made an appearance on X Factor to sing his first single in ages and Amy Winehouse who made an appearance as a backup singer for her goddaughter on Strictly Come Dancing. There were also rumors that Amy spent a bundle on some new breasts in order to adequately prepare for her appearance on the show.

What Do You Think? Tip Or No Tip?

The NY Daily News gave Miley Cyrus a hard time today when they reported that she stiffed a Burbank Outback Steakhouse on the tip for a $70 check. The thing is Miley didn't eat inside the restaurant. She got it to go. As you know, I am a big fan of tipping. This however is one of those situations that is really, really fuzzy. As much as I love tipping I rarely participate in the whole tip jar thing at Starbucks or the liquor store or the gas station. Yes, everyone has them now.

The fuzzy thing about take out orders is that often, a waiter or waitress is assigned the task of taking the phone order and making sure it is ready and isn't actually waiting on tables and thus not earning tips. So, if I see that is happening I will tip. What about when you are not sure who helped because you got there when the food was ready? Your only contact was with a cashier. Do you tip them? Like I said the whole thing is fuzzy. Do you tip on takeout? I'm not going to blame or judge Miley for not tipping on takeout.

Shauna Sand Sex Tape - She Admits It

It turns out that Shauna Sand isn't shy about making sex tapes. According to her she has made several of them including one with her current boyfriend. I'm guessing he is still her current boyfriend although I he is probably the one who contacted Vivid Entertainment and offered up the tape for sale.

Shauna spoke to TMZ today and said, "Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

Vivid says they have the right and if they say that, then they do. They don't make mistakes about stuff like that. Vivid says they were approached by a third party who was selling the tape. That means it is probably the boyfriend or maybe they had a professional photographer shoot the video. Whatever it turns out to be, the sex tape is going on sale next week.

Oprah Gets Sued For Wrongful Termination

Oprah was sued last Friday by a flight attendant who says she was fired because of gossip. Basically Oprah was told by an employee who happens to be her goddaughter that Corrine Gehrls had sex on Oprah's plane with the pilot while Oprah and her guests were knocked out on sleeping pills in another part of the plane.

Despite passing a polygraph test both the flight attendant and pilot were fired. That is pretty crappy of Oprah. Oprah hears some gossip and believes it. She investigates and finds out it wasn't true and fires them anyway. The former flight attendant is only suing for $75K, so to me it seems like she is doing it more because she knows she was right than for any attention pr publicity. I can't imagine Oprah letting this go very far. $75K is nothing to her. She probably spent more than that on the flight where the sex didn't happen.

NY Post Blind Items

Which closeted George W. Bush appointee and political strategist was at an all-gay birthday party at Union Square the other night?

Madonna Fires Her Trainer

I could see this one one coming. Madonna's long time trainer and one of GOOPY's BFF, Tracy Anderson was fired by Madonna. As soon as the head of Madonna's Malawi's charity quit so he could start dating Tracy, it didn't take long for Tracy to get fired by Madonna. Of course, Tracy says she wasn't fired but that she decided to quit because she wanted to spend time with her child. So, what, for the past three years she hasn't wanted to spend time with her child? This whole thing was just because when Tracy's boyfriend said goodbye to Madonna, I think Madonna wanted to get back at them and so the best way to do that was to say good bye to Tracy.

JImmy Kimmel Dating Employee On His Show

With the whole David Letterman scandal from the past couple weeks it shouldn't be surprising that Jimmy Kimmel's people called Kneepads over the weekend and shared the tidbit that Jimmy Kimmel is dating someone who works for him. When you do the calling you get to spin the story the way you want it to be spun and don't have to worry about some sensational headline.

According to People, the pair began dating when they found themselves single and they just couldn't deny the attraction. Jimmy is dating Molly McNearney who is the co- head writer on his show and has worked for the show for the past six years. So, when they break up and they will, I guess she will have to leave the show or she will sue Jimmy or something. Don't date employees. I also wonder if Molly was the reason Jimmy and Sarah Silverman broke up.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror we asked: Which stuck-up celeb is going to struggle to find a restaurant table as her demanding reputation and stingy attitude is getting her banned from top places around London?

Your extra clue: Perhaps the money's starting to dry up - it would explain a lot..