Four For Friday

#1 & 2 - This C list television and movie actress has had quite the ride the past few years. She is probably as famous for one of her past relationships as she is for her acting. Anyway she used to be on a fairly hit cable show until two things happened. The producers of the show got tired of having their B+ list star of the show having sex with her and the star was starting to smoke too much meth with her to the point that nothing was getting done except the pair of them having sex and smoking meth.

#3 & 4- Apparently this former B list movie actor and now probably a C, although with close to A name recognition has been scrambling because his beard relationship with his C list movie actress could be sinking quickly. The reason? Our actor thought he was on a private beach when he decided to lay out naked with his boyfriend. The next thing he knew, there were groups of tourists from a nearby hotel walking by and he is scared that someone recognized him and took pictures.

Random Photos Part One

They should just rename the Latin Grammy Awards the Calle 13 Awards. They cleaned up as you can tell.
Our very own Adrianna Costa was out and about last night.
She was at the same event as Amy Adams and a host of others.
Alicia Keys and Alejandro Sanz.
With each passing year it is getting harder and harder to see Benicio del Toro's eyes.
Courteney Cox on the set of her tv show.
Colin Firth solo.
And Colin Firth with Tom Ford.
Emily Blunt without her shadow John Krasinski.
Ellen finally gets her cover of O.
Enrique Iglesias looks really good here.
Eva Longoria with some very big hair last night.
Feist - Toronto
I can't decide if I like what Ginnifer Goodwin is wearing.
Face lift for Harry Hamlin?
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day award goes to Jenson Button and Jessica Michibata.
Jennie Garth doing some charity work for Clothes Off Our Back. A great organization.
Jon Hamm in high school. (courtesy of ONTD)
The woman who gets everyone out for Clothes Off Our Backs, Jane Kaczmarek.
Alec Baldwin and Julianne Moore shooting 30 Rock.
Congratulations to my boys from Reik.
Berlin and Germany might not like 30 Rock, but they will line up en masse for
Miranda Cosgrove.
Minnie Driver says she can't wait to have more kids.
Do you get the feeling that Pamela Anderson just goes wherever someone puts a check in her hand?
The two most likely guys in Hollywood to go to a strip club, Robert Evans and Brett Ratner.
Oh Rick Springfield what have you done?
Sarah Jessica Parker in Elle.
I will say this for Sienna Miller. She does actually walk her dog herself and doesn't get someone to do it for her.
Not the best look for Tyra Banks.
Teri Polo looks amazing.
And then The Saturdays crashed to the ground in a pile of broken heels.
Long time no see Victor Garber.

Steak & Chardonnay?

You really, really know that Josh Duhamel is in some serious trouble when you hear a story like this. Kneepads has a little blurb about Josh & Fergie's first date together since the stripper scandal. It turns out they went to a steak place in Atlanta called Chops. They each had steak and Chardonnay. Seriously? Who in the f**k orders Chardonnay with steak? I tell you who does. A diva singer who feels like it and wants her meat eating, stripper loving husband to do exactly what she wants.

Forget a burgundy or other red wine, Fergie wanted Chardonnay and Josh was sitting right there next to her drinking it up. When a man isn't even allowed to order the wine or beverage he wants and instead is drinking exactly what his wife or girlfriend wants, you know he is in some serious trouble.

Waiter: Could I start you off with something to drink?
Fergie: I would love a Chardonnay
Waiter: And for you sir?
Josh: Oh, Chardonnay sounds perfect.
Waiter: Have you been in the dog house long sir?

Your Turn

Today I thought I would ask all of you about the one thing in life you regret. I guess you could also make it something like the one thing you would change if you could go back and do it all over again.

Morgan Harrington Search

If you happen to live close to the Charlottesville, Virginia area and don't have anything to do this weekend, I hope you will consider joining in the search for Morgan Harrington. On October 17, Morgan was at a Metallica concert and she stepped outside to have a cigarette. While she was outside she realized she had left her ticket inside. Security wouldn't let her back in without it and so she called her friends inside the show and said she would get a ride home.

I'm not sure why they didn't bring her a ticket, but in any event that was the last anyone has seen of Morgan. Her parents have offered a $100K reward for her safe return or information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible. Metallica has also contributed $50K to the fund.

This weekend there is a huge search being organized to see if they can find her.

Here is the link to the website and what you can do to help.

James Gandolfini Has Temper Issues

I thought last year when James Gandolfini punched a fan who wanted an autograph that perhaps James needed some anger management classes or to attend some real therapy. Well, after this incident last weekend, I know he needs something. A photographer who is not a pap, but was doing some work for Guest Of A Guest which is very innocuous happened to spot Gandolfini walking into a store. Well, Gandolfini who must have a nose for cameras approached the photographer and for no reason at all punched the guy.

There is no excuse for that behavior. None. I hope the guy presses charges. I have not heard of Gandolfini apologizing or admitting that he is an a-hole of epic proportions.

James Gandolfini Assaults photographer from Guest of a Guest on Vimeo.

Miss England Gets In A Fight And Loses Her Title

When Rachel Christie won Miss England earlier this year she said that she wanted to be a role model to all of the girls in England. Well, apparently the way to do that is by getting into a fight in a bar and punching another beauty queen. Rachel Christie was stripped of her title today and will not be competing in the Miss World pageant after she punched Miss Manchester in the face.

Apparently Miss Manchester used to date Miss England's current boyfriend. Miss Manchester showed Miss England a dirty text the boyfriend sent and then Miss England punched her in the face a few times.

Rachel Christie is also an Olympic athlete and hopes to represent England in the 2012 Olympics. Oh, and her sport isn't boxing. Go figure.

Rihanna On Good Morning America

Rihanna was back on Good Morning America this morning and will be on 20/20 tonight. Today's installment is much more interesting than yesterday's installment. Today Rihanna says she still loves Chris Brown. She doesn't actually talk about taking him back which is what she supposedly talks about tonight. She does describe what happened in the car that night back in February though and it is worth the five minutes of your time.

Hilary Swank Says Chad Lowe Will Be Her BFF

Why is that the the person doing the breaking up is always the one who says this kind of thing. "It's really such a part of the past, it's over now, so there's no sense in diving back into that. He'll always be one of my best friends." That was Hilary Swank talking about ho she feels about Chad Lowe. I noticed that Chad Lowe hasn't come out with any similar statement or said anything nice to Hilary or about Hilary. It is always the people doing the breaking up who have these great things to say about the ex, and never imagining for one second that they might have crushed the heart and spirit of the ex by their actions.

So what if you cheat on someone, they will always be your best friend. Really? Did you ask your ex about that? Now granted there are lots of exes who remain close and over time, the wounds heal and people can become friends again. Best friends though? I think Hilary is just trying to make herself look good because she knows she was the person who did the breaking up.

Meanwhile I can see Chad's new girlfriend Kim with whom he has a child asking him, "Have you been talking to her? Why is she calling you her best friend? I thought I was your best friend." So, if you are the one who does the breaking up, do everyone a favor and keep whatever you have to say inside.

Kevin Federline Gets His Girlfriend Victoria Prince Pregnant

Kevin Federline is giving Lil Wayne a run for his money. Kevin is showing the world once again that his sperm cannot be stopped and that if you date him longer than a week he will make you a mom. The National Enquirer is reporting that Kevin Federline has impregnated Victoria Prince. Victoria started sharing the news with her friends in the middle of October.

This would be baby number 5 for Kevin and this is one he will have to do the paying for. That would be 3 he is doing the paying on and 2 he is getting paid for. It looks like he needs to convince Britney to have one more so he can even this thing back up. The last thing he wants is too many kids he has to pay for because then he might have to actually get a job or something.

What Do You Think?

US Weekly brought in some doctors to ask whether Katie Holmes should still be feeding Suri from a bottle. The picture above was taken Wednesday and Suri is at least 3. I say at least 3, because she might just be a wee bit older.

Anyway, one doctor said that Suri should have been off the bottle by 9 months and using a sippy cup or straw by one. To me that seems a bit quick. Again though, I am asking you because I am ignorant when it comes to these things. The other doctor they interviewed said it was fine as long as she wasn't using it for hours and that it might just be an emotional security device. The doctor did say they need to find a device though that doesn't cause cavities. Three years old and a bottle does seem too old especially if you are putting formula in there.

I'm more freaked out by that look from Katie. Has anyone noticed that she has changed over the past six months or so. She doesn't look as passive or as tranquilized as she has in the past and I think she might be a full on convert. She gets to leave the house more by herself and doesn't look scared anymore. Just my two cents.

New Laws In Australia Because Of Britney Spears

With Britney Spears taking over Australia for the next few weeks there has been a lot of buzz about the fact that Britney doesn't actually sing during her shows. Well, the buzz has grown so loud that the Minister of Fair Trading is thinking of enacting new requirements which would force bands to disclose whether they were singing live or not and that a disclaimer will be put on all tickets.

The Minister doesn't seem to think much of Britney or the fact that she doesn't sing live. "Let's be clear -- live means live. If you are spending up to 200 dollars, I think you deserve better than a film clip."

I do think it is more than a film clip. It is a show with pre-recorded music. I don't think the disclaimer will actually stop anyone from going but it would force bands to fess up if they are lip syncing.

Today's Blind Items

This former B list television actress and now C list movie actress has been single for awhile. Maybe not for long though. At a recent event, our actress was supposed to walk the runway at a fashion show. When her time to walk approached, no one could find her. People were running around looking for her. They finally found her, umm, in her dressing room in the midst of full on sex. When told she needed to be on stage that second, she jumped up, pulled down her dress and walked the runway.

Random Photos Part Two

Backstreet Boys & Jonas Brothers in the same photo. Moms and their daughters can scream at the same time.
See that look on Anne Heche's face? That is the look that should scare the ever living hell out of James Tupper. Seriously.
Beyonce - Berlin
The US Weekly lets kiss some ass and see if she will give us an exclusive picture of Britney
And the reality.
Cameron Diaz never met a joint she didn't like.
This picture with James Marsden was the widest her eyes got all night.
Cory Monteith makes his first solo appearance in the photos. Not like a solo appearance like Carrie Prejean apparently had with herself on tape, but a solo appearance nonetheless.
Charlize Theron & Viggo.
Charlize with her mom.
Diana Ross. I will let you make your own comments.
Fairuza Balk in a wtf is she wearing outfit.
The winner though of the wtf is she wearing outfit goes to Mel B who decided that pants just are not important.
Does anyone else think that perhaps Eva Mendes might need a repeat visit to rehab? She has been looking off lately.
Foo Fighters - Berlin
Green Day and Katy Perry.
Hayden P in Elle.
We had one angle from Jimmy Fallon yesterday but I thought you might want to look at his junk.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today, although James Rebhorn deserves the love of the top spot.
Mandatory Twilight picture. Kellan Lutz who was at an event with AnnaLynne McCord so I guess they are still dating or whatever it is they do. Whatever it is, do you get the feeling that she brings her sisters with her everywhere she goes?
Katy Perry - Berlin
I'm telling you that this relationship with Alex Rodriguez has brought Kate Hudson and Kurt Russell together like nothing else. Prior to the playoffs when is the last time you have ever seen Kurt with Kate?
And she wore it to a restaurant. Really? While people were eating. It isn't always about you.
Why do I get the feeling that Liev and Naomi probably would laugh and shout out a jovial f**k off if one of them tried to hold the others hand while they crossed a street.
Liv Tyler is your most overdressed Gap shopper of the day.
Hey at least Jennifer Carpenter is smiling. That is really rare for her.
The dark Mickey Mouse for a new Nintendo game.
I think Mira Sorvino just had a baby. I can't keep track with her.
Natalie Portman in V Magazine
And looking slightly less made up at an event.
Neil Patrick Harris heals the monitor by a laying of hands.
A new look for Rupert Everett. I can't tell if it is the beard or the fact he isn't scowling.

Hello Shakira.
Thandie Newton in InStyle Magazine.
William Shatner wishes he ever looked like his wax figure.
Wilmer Valderrama takes time out from his limo driving duties to do some good for soldiers and their families.

Ft. Hood Shootings

Like many of you probably are, I am watching the coverage of the shootings in Ft. Hood, Texas. At least seven people have been killed and 20 others wounded and some reports have said that some of the suspects are still on the loose. The video below is live coverage from a Killeen television station. My thoughts go out to those who have been killed and injured and to all of their families.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Verne Troyer's Latest Ex-Girlfriend Gets A Restraining Order

Verne Troyer doesn't seem to have the best luck with women. Last year his girlfriend at the time Ranae Shrider released a sex tape of the two of them which still haunts my dreams every night. Now, Verne's latest ex-girlfriend Yvette Monet has been granted a temporary restraining order against Verne because she fears for her life.

As fast as Verne's motorized wheelchair is, I don't think he can probably catch Yvette. She isn't so much concerned with Verne catching her as she is his entourage. Ever since the couple broke up, Verne calls her many times each day and says nasty things to her and has called her a hooker. Yvette is a former Miss Minnesota and is now working with an acting coach to help further her career. Probably a better choice than getting tongued by Verne Troyer everyday.

In court documents TMZ obtained, Yvette says that members of Verne's entourage carry guns and that many of his friends are policemen. She is afraid that Verne will order one of them to kill her. For one million dollars.

Taylor Swift SNL Promo

Well, it would have been a surprise if they had not mentioned Kanye West.

MTV Shows

Rue McClanahan Hospitalized

Rue McClanahan has been hospitalized and is said to be suffering from acute cardiac illness. Rue was one of the Golden Girls and was supposed to be honored in a tribute in San Francisco next week.

In a statement given to The Advocate, she said, "My darlings, I'm just devastated that I am going to have to miss my own tribute at the Castro Theatre. Unfortunately, my doctor has laid down the law, and I'm currently having some maintenance on the old ticker. Trust me, I'd much rather be in San Francisco having fun and being adored by all of you."

Get better soon Rue.

I Dare You Not To Cry

This is probably the most heart wrenching thing I have ever seen. Elena Desserich was diagnosed with inoperable brain cancer when she was just five years old.

Between the time she was diagnosed and the time she died when she was six, Elena hid hundreds of notes all over the house she shared with her parents and sister. She hid the notes between the pages of books, in cupboards, drawers, bags, and clothes stashed away for the winter.
Her parents found the first notes a few days after she died and ever since have been finding them at regular intervals. Her parents decided to make a book called Notes Left Behind.

Elena addressed the notes to her parents, to her sister, her grandparents and even her dog. Despite losing the ability to speak and the onset of what would become permanent paralysis, Elena kept writing the notes and kept hiding them.
Because the parents are afraid they will someday find all the notes, they each have one unopened note they carry with them at all times.

"It's our way of saving the last note," said Elena's mom.
All the proceeds from the book are going to be used for cancer research.

Salt Trailer

Not an actual Salt trailer, like Trailer Park Boys or something, but rather the trailer for the movie Salt. Makes more sense that way doesn't it?

As much as Tom Cruise probably would have loved to wear the lingerie in some of these scenes I think Angelina Jolie looks better in it. I will laugh for a week if this is the number one movie and Tom passed on it. If it does well, then I wonder if we will see a bunch of roles that were written for men played by women instead. A little competition is a great thing. Tom meanwhile is busy making Further and Awayer and Eyes Still Closed.

Josh Duhamel Stripper Speaks

Fergie probably having one hell of a 34th birthday. I guess she is 34 because she has been in the public eye since she was a kid, but I would have guessed, just a touch higher. Of course when Lindsay hits 34, she will look 84 and have her own show in a Vegas lounge where she also calls Bingo.

Anyway, the stripper who had sex with Josh was on a radio show and someone filmed the appearance. Take a look and see if you think she is telling the truth. Actually with the exception of Kneepads and Gossip Cop (collective orgasm from publicists) everyone knows they had sex. Actually even those two organizations know they had sex, but they just like to pretend that publicists always speak the truth.

Now it is just a matter of whether they will stick it out and whether Josh will be allowed out of the house alone or will be given the Antonio Banderas treatment. The problem with that is Melanie Griffith doesn't have a career and Fergie does. This won't end well.

The Bean Causes Trouble Again

Frances Bean Cobain hasn't reached the Courtney Love level of disaster, and honestly do you ever really expect her to? Courtney Love is an elite f**kup. You really don't meet that many people in your life who have taken as many drugs as Courtney and somehow remained alive. The fact that Courtney manages to use technology, albeit poorly is a testament to the medical advances in the past 30 years.

Anyway, According to the NY Post, The Bean wanted to take a train from Boston to New York on Sunday but no one could find her reservation. Not a good idea. The Bean went into a tirade and berated the clerk and kept saying "Don't you know who I am?" Wow, seriously does that work for the kids of rock stars who have been dead for fifteen years? You don't seriously think she was running around saying she was Courtney Love's kid do you?

Plus, she refused to pay for the ticket and wanted the clerk to pay for her ticket. I don't know it is rather confusing and this quote from a passenger doesn't clear everything up. "She caused a huge backup on the line because she refused to pay herself. She was causing a scene and saying her name loudly to the guy behind the counter, but he had no idea who she was. Finally, she got out of line to call her business manager, who paid for her ticket."

Last month we had The Bean going of on Ali Lohan and this month she goes ballistic in a train station. These are not good signs at all. The next thing you know she will be crank calling Madonna and trying to get a date with Ed Norton.

Sharon Osbourne Trashes Susan Boyle

It was just a couple of months ago at the America's Got Talent final that Sharon Osbourne blew Susan Boyle a kiss. I don't know if Ozzy has the hots for Susan or what, but now Sharon Osbourne has absolutely nothing but unkind things to say about Susan and just shows you what a miserable human being Sharon is. Ozzy is a great guy. Sharon, not so much.

You can listen to the interview with Opie & Anthony below but these are the nastiest things she said.

"I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse. God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy arsehole."

It doesn't sound any more polite or decent with a horrible shrewish British accent. Sharon then said that Susan was a lovely lady who was in desperate need of a Gillette razor. Hmmm, maybe if Sharon had been as concerned about her kids as she seems to be with Susan, they wouldn't have needed rehab or got themselves into all the other messes they did.

Sharon decided she had not been quite rude enough and so let Susan have one more for the road. "God gave her the talent. Yes he did. And then he hit her with a f**king ugly stick." Well, Sharon he hit you with it ten times, but you have just had lots of really good doctors.

Sandra Bullock Says Janine Is To Blame For Sandra Not Having Kids

Have you seen the letter Sandra Bullock sent to the court describing this whole Jesse James and Janine custody fight? It is good stuff. Of course it isn't signed under penalty of perjury so it could all be full of crap. It was used in the sentencing phase after Janine's conviction for tax evasion.

Here is the link to the full letter, but here are some highlights.

"I am aware that Janine has claimed many times that my desire to have Sunny was because I could not have children of my own. As difficult as that is for me to hear, and write, it couldn't be farther from the truth."

Sandra says they can't have kids because they are too busy raising Janine's child and that it would be wrong to bring another child into the mess that Janine created. Also, they are caring for Jesse's two other kids and that is why she hasn't had kids with Jesse.

Sandra says that she has cut way back on her work schedule because of Janine and the responsibilities of taking care of Sunny.

"I myself have stopped working like I used to in order to be here with Jesse and the kids because we are on constant high alert, never knowing what condition Janine will be in, and even more concerning, the condition Sunny will be in. While in Janine's care, sometimes Sunny is left alone during the day, while her mother is asleep from drug use."

Sandra also complains about Janine's new husband who sounds like a real winner of a guy. His name is Jeremy Aikman and he has been convicted by various state governments as well as the federal government for crimes involving alcohol, drugs, manufacture of drugs, and guns. Yeah, why don't you keep your 5 year old child around him and the porn star who uses drugs. Wow, that does not sound like a good environment for anyone, let alone a kid.

Janine for her part says she has made horrible decisions in the past, but is the best mom ever now.

Lindsay Lohan Punched Dina In The Face

I guess we can expect a new tape to be released every day for awhile. In today's edition of Lohan family theatre, we have Dina Lohan on tape and recounting how she tried to get Lindsay to go to rehab in September of 2008 but that Lindsay was not cooperative.

"You don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car...like you don't know the (expletive) I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult. She's really sad and really hurt and really...despondent. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18...she did. I couldn't leave these other three kids to go get her and it was, like, a mess."

Not like a mess Dina, a mess. So you tried to stop her at 18 from going to LA? What about prior to her turning 18 when she was a minor and you let her travel all over the world by herself which is what led to many of her present behaviors. This does show that Dina has been lying a lot though about Lindsay and how she is perfectly healthy.

Today's tape is mercifully just 36 seconds long and you can listen to it here.

Today's Blind Items

This A list female country singer was hired to shoot a video of her just talking. She was given the script ahead of time and had cue cards at the ready. She came in the morning after a concert in a nearby town and was put in hair and makeup. A room was especially decorated for her to shoot the video in. The building was cleared for only essential people and the camera started rolling. And rolling. And rolling. Because for all of her posturing and songs of "I am a strong, smart woman" our singer couldn't even read her cue cards right. Also, "uh" is one of the main words in her vocabulary. The crew, ever the professionals, stuck it out waiting for her to get her few lines right. After a few hours, the director called it a day and said they have what they need and proceeds to try to edit those few lines into something passable. He had to use a lot more video of her singing then he thought he would but he made it work.

Random Photos Part One

I bet you never thought you would see Kim Kardashian get the top spot. Well, getting herself knocked down in a charity boxing match did just that.
Long time no see Adrien Brody.
The always lovely Amanda Peet.
With that pointed hat, Ashley Tisdale is either getting a really early head start on her elf costume for next year or is auditioning for a condom commercial.
Colin Hanks enjoying a beer and if you need some calculations done quickly, Colin has the watch to do it.
Catherine Zeta Jones turns 100. I would have also accepted Catherine Zeta Jones dressed like Helena Bonham Carter for Halloween.
Drew Barrymore in a Victoria Beckham dress.
Danny Glover standing next to Woody Harrelson who stole that hat from the set of Kingpin.
Still together. Emily Blunt and the puppy dog known as John Krasinski.
Estella Warren points out to Gavin Keilly where she used to sit when she was famous.
Hugh Jackman and his wife at the Valentino DVD release. I saw this movie and it was really good. It is amazing what you will watch when you can download something instantly.
Jenny Mollen and Jason Biggs still acting like newlyweds for the cameras.
Jimmy Fallon tries out the luge on wheels.
John Mayer - Sydney
Kate Beckinsale, Robert DeNiro and Hooters. Mmmmm, chicken wings.
Kate Hudson looking skinny. In that Elle interview she did, she mentions how she lost 20 pounds. Really? So instead of a size zero she is now a -6.
Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner in Mexico City.
There was a 80's super model reunion last night in NYC. Seriously. From L to R. Coco Mitchell, Dovanna Pagowski, Mariana Verkerk, Alva Chin and Maria McDonald.
Joan Severance was also there and looks amazing.
Also present were Shawn Ehlers, Nell Hanks and Caroline Cruetts.
The ice rink at the Natural History Museum in London opened yesterday and look, snow. Very cool.
This could be the first time ever the entire cast of RH - Atlanta have all smiled at the same time.
Your Academy Award hosts are Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin. They have a SNL history of working together so I think this will work out ok.
Samantha Morton and her really big hair.
Thandie Newton and John Cusack.
And here you go. Because I pay attention. Viggo and Sean Bean.

Mariah Carey Talks About Being Abused

Mariah Carey is going to be on Larry King tonight. The clips below are probably the best part of the hour. I know I make fun of Mariah Carey frequently and she deserves it, but I also admire her for getting through something that sounds extremely difficult. Her relationship with Tommy Mottola had to be extremely scary. Trapped in a house that she was forbidden to leave. Trying to answer the question of whether she tried to leave if she would still have a career. For all her ditz and diva, it is pretty obvious that she is a very tough person and that experience probably made her even more so. This first clip is her discussing some of what went on while married to Tommy.



In the second clip she confirms that she isn't pregnant and basically buys herself another year of begging off from having kids. At this point I don't think she is going to have them. I don't think she should have them if she doesn't want any, and I really like her answer about why she doesn't think the time is right. I do question whether she and Nick are on the same page about all of this and have also wondered whether some of the pregnancy rumors may have been leaked by Mr. Cannon himself to try and subtly pressure his wife into having kids.

Steve Guttenberg Is The Lance Bass Of Acting

I love Steve Guttenberg. I really do. I have lots of great memories of him in 80's movies. Unfortunately for him his career began, flourished and died in that decade. Now though Steve is full of high hopes. Counting on a studio system that hasn't had an original idea in years Steve thinks its a fine time to bring back all of his successful movies of the 1980's for another run 20 years later.

Steve told WENN, "Disney's developing Three Men and a Bride. That's going to be a smash. A smash hit. They're bringing everybody back for that. Nobody knows about it. I'm the first to talk about it.”

Yes, you are Steve and now if it doesn't happen you will be very sad. It's like if Justin Timberlake told Lance that he was going to invite him over for Thanksgiving. The next thing you know Lance would be getting read for that N'Sync reunion and telling the world about it.

Steve isn't just counting on one sequel though, he wants to set himself up for retirement with sequels for everything else he has been in as well.

"It's definitely time for another Police Academy. And I think they could make another Cocoon. They're surefire hits and I think they're good for the world. They make the world a better place and that's what it's all about."

I don't know if they would be surefire hits but I just don't have the heart to rain on his parade so I hope they really do work out for you Steve.

In case they don't, we will always have this video of Steve jogging in the park with no clothes on from a few months ago. It never gets old.

Happy Birthday Matthew McConaughey - Slightly NSFW

Matthew McConaughey is 40 years old today. For your viewing pleasure here is how Matthew is generally been seen for the past ten years. Shirtless.

A Valuable Drinking Tip

How many times have you been drunk out of your mind on a city street with a bottle of wine but didn't have a corkscrew? Probably more times than you can count. Well fear not. In just 1 minute and 23 seconds you can learn how to overcome such an obstacle.

Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman On Entertainment Tonight

I have decided that the new reality television isn't actually the shows themselves. Now the real reality television are these interviews on television. They are like the teasers that get you to watch the next episode or that keep you relevant while in hiatus. If you plan them out right you can get viewers to watch and then the shows invite you back and you get paid more and they get paid more from their advertisers. Often because it is a reduced amount of time you get more action in three minutes or five minutes then you would in several hours of regular reality television.

In case you didn't see last night's interview with Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman, this is a classic example of what I am referring to.

Slade Smiley - Worst Dad Candidate

I hesitate to even use the word dad when describing Slade Smiley. For those of you who have read the site for a long time, you probably are aware the one thing I probably hate the most in this world is parents who don't see or take care of their kids. I especially think it is vile when a parent abandons their child just so they can spend time sucking face with another D list cast off in order to try and keep their fame alive.

Slade Smiley though has taken it one step beyond not just seeing his nine year old son, he also hasn't paid child support for his son and owes almost $80K. If you think this couldn't get any worse, then think again. Slade's son has an inoperable brain tumor. Yep, so let us add all of this up shall we.

You have a nine year old son dying of cancer that you have seen twice in 18 months. You didn't send him a birthday card. You haven't paid to support him and oh, get this. Oh this is the f**King topper to all of this. Slade has asked a judge to reduce his child support payments because Slade is unemployed and doesn't make any money. Uh huh.

Slade, if I had a son dying of cancer and he needed money I would work anywhere to make sure that child had money and to make his life as comfortable as possible. I don't think there is a word strong enough in the English language to describe what a horrible individual you are. I guess it figures that the one person you have found who likes you is the one who lied to and cheated on her dying boyfriend. I'm sure there is a nice room awaiting the two of you in hell someday.

I Don't Like Nicole Kidman

There, I said it. I came right out in the headline and said I don't like her. I have tried. I have really, really tried. There is just something about her that resonates evil and heartlessness with me. I don't know if she was always like that or if she picked it up by being married to Napoleon for so long, but she just always seems to be looking out for herself and will do or say anything to make sure the focus remains on her.

She has somehow taken a very mediocre career as an actress and made a fortune by convincing people she is a star and good at what she does. She isn't. The only movie she was halfway decent in was The Others and the only reason she was good in that was because she got to play someone who was dead. She manipulates and pokes and I have no doubt that Keith Urban is probably terrified of her. I feel like she uses her child as a prop and used her children with Tom as props and has no time for them. I don't think she is particularly nice and has much warmth as an ice cream truck.

Nicole gave an interview to British GQ this month and in one breath says she doesn't want to talk about any past relationships and in the next breath says, "My life has been about exploring types of love," she says. "I've explored obsession, I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I've explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy. But I'm still on that journey."

Do you get the feeling here that she thinks Keith is pretty boring? I think she just keeps him around until she has sucked every last drop of something out of him and then she will move on.

Also in the interview she says she doesn't want to talk about Tom Cruise or her marriage and then says that people are wrong when they say they started to drift during Eyes Wide Shut. "[W]e were pretty happily married throughout that period. People will always watch the movie in hindsight and go, 'Oh no, that must be where it all went wrong.' I don't want to say whether anything is or isn't true any more."

Conveniently for her she says she also burned all her diaries that she wrote during her marriage to Cruise. Why? Because they were filled with nothing but bad things. Uh huh. I think that when Nicole is desperately seeking attention in a few years some of those diaries will magically appear.

More On Josh Duhamel, Fergie & The Stripper

The spokespeople are out in full force for Josh Duhamel and Fergie. Of course Fergie's rep doesn't actually deny the cheating took place. They just said, "These allegations are nonsense." I think that pretty much sums it up right there. It happened. If it didn't happen there would be threats of lawsuits and such and some denials.

The interesting thing about this whole story is that Josh apparently brought it upon himself. The stripper didn't tell anyone what happened. She was just being a single mom to her two kids and stripping secretly at night. Josh bragged on a movie set that he had sex with the stripper and where he had met her. Someone overheard this and told the Enquirer who tracked down the stripper. She passed a lie detector test and has a phone full of texts from Josh.

She was also paid $20K for the interview but now her children found out she is a stripper and so is going to have to find a job that doesn't pay as well.

As I predicted when the story first broke there is now a lengthy line of women all coming forward who want to share their stories of sex with Josh while he was dating, engaged and married to Fergie. He has been very, very busy. Above is one of the funniest pictures of them. I'm guessing there won't be many more together unless Fergie just enjoys being embarrassed because it will continue.

Lindsay Lohan Crying For Two Minutes

If you will remember, last week, Michael Lohan said he had a bunch of tapes where Dina Lohan admitted to him that Lindsay Lohan had a drug problem and needed an intervention. Well, Michael decided he would go ahead and record his daughter also. I'm guessing this is a voice mail since there is no other voice responding to what Lindsay says. If Michael was on the phone and recording it, then he broke California law. So, unless he misses those cozy prison beds and group showers, for his sake I hope it is a voicemail.

Anyway, if you would like to listen to almost two minutes of nonsensical crying from Lindsay then, by all means, click here. Radar obtained the tapes and is kind enough to also supply a transcript. I would hate to be the person who had to listen to this repeatedly until they managed to get all the words down.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror, we asked: Which comedian has a penchant for rent boys? The comic regularly orders £1,000-a-night lads - but is always polite enough to offer them a cup of tea after...

Your extra clue: Not many funny men could afford this.

Today's Blind Items - From AP

How long has it been since AP has contributed to a blind item? The thing is she doesn't go out as much as she used to, but she went out last night, looked great and got some of that bathroom gossip that never gets old.

#1 - This B+/A- list closeted television actress from a hit network drama was having drama of her own in the bathroom as her girlfriend was complaining that she felt left out and wanted to meet our actresses friends. Our actress kept her head on a swivel while trying to keep the conversation as quiet as possible. The girlfriend is very, very young and a gorgeous blonde.

#2 - This C+/B- list television actress formerly on one of the most interesting shows of all time which is still on the air went around the event asking almost everyone if they had just a little bump of coke she could have to get through the night. Our actress is in the midst of a career transition.

Random Photos Part One

Members of the cast of Glee get the top spot. Great show.
Andrea Bocelli - Christmas pimp.
OK, a Cracker Barrel chicken sandwich is good, but not wait in line for hours good.
But to see Alan Jackson AND get a chicken sandwich gets people in line.
You can just see the Boston accent getting ready to emerge from Ben Affleck's mouth.
Meanwhile his buddy Matt Damon was on the set of his movie in New York.
Amy Paffrath & Andrew Seeley have learned the number one rule of Hollywood events. Only attend those functions sponsored by a liquor company. They are in some new vampire movie. Isn't everyone?
Well, not everyone. Colin Firth isn't. He should tie his shoes though.
Carrie Underwood - New York
A blast from the past. Downtown Julie Brown.
Apparently all is forgiven in the Madsen house as Michael and DeAnna seem to be a couple again.
A new children's series? Wolverine In The Playground.

I haven't seen Hayden P on a red carpet for awhile. Not that I go out of my way to look for her.
Jenny McCarthy is a very attractive woman.
I haven't really watched X Factor so someone please correct me if I am wrong. This is John & Edward Grimes who are picked to win the show but don't have much, if any talent and are going to win solely on popularity.
Julia Louis Dreyfus looks great.
A first time appearance for Vampire Diaries star Kayla Ewell.
Kristen Stewart in Blackbook Magazine.
Ditto for Winona Ryder.
Kat von D and Nikki Sixx are still together.
Is Kate Walsh wearing velvet?
Lady GaGa being Lady Gaga. Oooo Aaaaaah Ooooooh. Love that Christopher Walken.
Leona Lewis - London
Leighton Meester is blooming.
I would love to see Olivia Wilde's dress under a strobe light. Of course I would probably blind myself.
I still don't get this new hair cut for Rihanna. Maybe she is a fan of Brian Bosworth.
The press has begun. Robert Pattinson in Tokyo.
Brad Pitt and his Captain Jack Sparrow look was also in Tokyo.
I'm worried about the health of RuPaul.
It took me a couple of minutes to recognize Sheryl Crow.

30 Rock Gets Zero Share In German Debut

30 Rock made its national debut in Germany Sunday night and no one watched it. According to ratings reports released today, less than 5,000 people across the entire country watched the show which gave it a zero share. That has to be embarrassing. An entire country and no one wants to watch your show.

Ich weiß nicht, warum die Sender in Deutschland glaubte man möchte eine Sendung über sehr stereotyp nordamerikanischen Dinge zu sehen. Klar, hat es Tina Fey in ihn, aber sie kennen sie nicht. Die einzige Person, die sich für Deutschland wird wahrscheinlich wissen, ist, Alec Baldwin. Nun, wenn das Unternehmen wirklich will, um Leute zu beobachten, was sie tun müssen, ist die Hoff mieten, um in jeder Folge mit einem Lied oder etwas Witziges aus seinem Leben zu führen. Die Menschen werden in der Hoff Melodie und dann für die wunderbare Comic-Stylings von Liz Lemon und ihrer Bande von Schriftstellern stay tuned. Statt Werbung kann der Hoff take off Kleidungsstücke zu halten Zuschauer interessiert und am Ende kann er seine berühmte Hoff Tanz Strippen zu tun, während seine Peitsche und tuckern ein deutsches Bier.

A&E Gives Kirstie Alley A Show

Kirstie Alley is going to get paycheck and it is going to involve us sitting through 10 weeks of her whining next year. Yes, Fat Actress was a decent show, but the premise of the entire ten week run of Kirstie's new show is to follow her around while she loses weight on a program she invented and is trying to patent. To me that sounds like an infomercial and something she should be paying for and not getting a check to promote. Oh wait. Make that multiple patents for several inventions.

"Kirstie is exactly the kind of star A&E is drawn to," said A&E nonfiction/alternative programming senior VP Robert Sharenow. "Her personal life has been playing out in the media for years, but this will be the first time she'll be opening up her home to reveal her real life for the cameras."

Uh huh. Let me know when she hooks everyone up to an e-meter and then I will believe it is her real life. I don't have a problem with Kirstie Alley getting a reality show. I do have a problem with her trying to sell whatever it is she is going to be doing while using a reality show as cover for it.

Plus, judging by the picture Variety used (above) it looks like she already lost the weight which means all of this has already been shot and all she needs to do now is sell, sell sell.

Chris Martin Cheats On Gwyneth Paltrow With Kate Bosworth

Star Magazine says that Chris Martin is cheating on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. For those of you who thought Kate had sunk her claws permanently into Alexander Skarsgard I guess you can take a breath. For now. I mean Kate is circling her prey right now and I'm not sure she is done with Alexander unless of course she can get Chris.

Star is kind of mum on the details because they want you to buy it when it hits newsstands tomorrow. Don't they realize that no one is actually going to buy it? We will all just stand there and find the story and read it and set it back. The only people who actually buy Star are those who can't read fast enough in the checkout line. Oh, or if you are going on an airplane. Flying and gossip go really well together.

Apparently Chris went to a U2 concert and took along Kate.

"I couldn't believe my eyes," an eyewitness tells Star in our Nov. 16 issue. "There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!"

The source must have been sitting really close because Kate Bosworth looks just like everyone else in town. I love the part about coming up for air. That was so written by the reporter and not the source.

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Jeremy Piven Blames His Moobs On Soy Milk

Jeremy Piven blames his impressive man boobs not on age or a lack of exercise, but soy milk.

"I was the guy that dabbled in soya milk, but now I've found out soya milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts; I had to put the soya milk down. It was a very confusing time."

Despite the fact that Jeremy drank almost four times the recommended daily allowance of soy and more than double the amounts used in clinical testing, there is no scientific basis to his claim.

A nutritional expert from St. Catherine University in Minnesota released a study on hormones in men and their relation to soy. Hey, if someone takes the time to write an entire book about soy and male hormones I am going to call them an expert. She says that Piven is full of crap. She says it nicer than that, but hey, it's probably how she wanted to say it.

"Usually, studies only go as high as 150 mg of isoflavones a day. And a reasonable intake would normally be about 100 mg a day, which is four full servings of soy. Soy has been studied extensively for 20 years," she says, "and we haven't found man boobs yet."

Except on Piven. Maybe he is going to use it as an excuse to get out of his next project.

11 Year Old Gives Birth - On Her Wedding Day

I really thought I had seen everything, but this one was still a shocker. Kordeza Zhelyazkova who is an 11 year old Bulgarian girl became one of the world's youngest mothers. She went into labor on her wedding day and went to the hospital wearing her wedding dress. The father and her now husband is 19 years old. He faces six years in jail for having sex with a minor. Oh, the age of consent in Bulgaria is 14. Seriously? 14? Also, what kind of 19 year old guy wants to have sex with an 11 year old girl?

At least the mom and the baby appear to be healthy. If you want to read the whole story, you can click here.

Lainey Blind Item

Sex & drink

When do the drugs kick in?

Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected.

There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of.

Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble.

At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth?

Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.

Christopher Walken Covers Lady GaGa

You have never heard Poker Face quite like this before. Thanks to everyone who sent this to me.

Jude Law Doesn't Want To See His Baby

Do I think Samantha Burke is an opportunistic greedy fame seeker who got incredibly lucky? Absolutely. Do I like her? Not so much. However, despite my feelings for her personally I know that if for some reason we had a child together that I would see that child. If I couldn't make it for the birth of the baby I would be there right after. Apparently though Jude Law doesn't feel the same way. While Jude is in New York getting to know Sienna Miller again and all her charms, Jude's baby Sophia has spent the first six weeks of her life wondering where daddy is and how come daddy doesn't love her.

Yes, Jude is playing Hamlet in New York, but he could spring for a plane ticket. He could fly down one night and come back the next day. It is just Florida, it isn't like he has to go to the far corners of the globe.

I understand Jude feels like he was probably set up and tricked and deceived. I have a feeling that is how Sadie Frost or the nanny felt when Jude cheated on them. Jude had unprotected sex. People get pregnant. He made a choice and now he is taking out his anger for Samantha on a darling six week old little girl who probably will never see her dad. Oh, I think he will show up once a year or so or whenever the press asks him when he saw her last, but he doesn't care about her.

Jude was more than willing to have the sex to make the baby but not be a man and be a father to the baby. Oh he will pay child support and the child will be financially secure, but all Sophia will know is that her dad couldn't take a few hours to come see her but has time for his other legitimate kids.

Federal Government Says Laws Don't Apply To Britney Spears

I was pissed about Kevin Spacey but he is a monumental prick so it isn't surprising. What am I more pissed off about is the fact that somehow Britney Spears is the only person in the world who does not have her liquids taken away from her at the airport.

TMZ caught Britney going through security at the airport with what looks like at least a 32 ounce drink. TMZ was amazed and called TSA who said, "screeners have discretion."

Oh really? I guaranfuckingtee you that right now all of us could go to the airport and try that same move and NONE of us would succeed. Senators, Congressman, Ambassadors from other countries, no one would succeed. Somehow Britney Spears is allowed to do this. Why? Because she can lip synch better than the rest of the world?

Are you seriously kidding me? Everyone in the world is apparently subject to the liquid law except for Britney. I think it is the dumbest thing ever, but ALL of us are subject to it. Except Britney. Next time you go through the line take a big ass coke with you and say Britney did it and also say you understand that screeners have discretion when it comes to liquids. Be sure to send me a postcard from Guantanamo and let me know how that worked out.

Kevin Spacey Breaks The Law - Gets Waiter Fired

Don't you just love actors who think they are better than the rest of the world and don't have to follow the same laws as the rest of us. How exactly does that work? Just because you are in a movie or on my television screen you suddenly have a right to break the law? Someone has given you permission? At what point do you feel comfortable as a celebrity to start breaking the law or treating people like crap?

Kevin Spacey has never been a very nice person and a waiter told Radar about how Kevin broke the law and how it cost the waiter his job.

Back in June the waiter was working at Clarke Cooke House in Rhode Island. Kevin stopped in for dinner with a group of his friends. Kevin immediately started smoking. Three times the waiter told Kevin it was against the law and the cigarette would need to be put out. By that time Kevin had finished his cigarette and told the waiter, "You're an aggressive prick." That sounds like Kevin.

During the dinner someone came up to Spacey and asked for a photo and Kevin said, "I don't do photos." Nice. You don't find class like that very often.

After dinner Kevin lit another cigarette and his dining companions did likewise. Our waiter was warned by the manager to get them to stop. The waiter tried to keep things light and said, "You're not allowed to smoke in here unless you're on fire." Kevin responded by saying, "I need you to get the f**k away from my table."

Somehow the owner of the restaurant found out that Kevin Spacey had been upset and so fired the waiter. It is this kind of boot licking and ass kissing and giving celebrities a sense of entitlement that makes the behavior even more rampant. The manager should have gone over and told Spacey to put out the cigarette. If he refused, call the cops or kick the guy out. Letting someone get away with a behavior just reinforces it and makes them an even bigger prick although Kevin Spacey doesn't need any being a prick lessons.

Rihanna Promotes Her New Album

So do you think way back in February Rihanna's people were thinking to themselves, "you know what? In 8 or 9 months Rihanna is going to have a new album coming out. I don't think she should talk about the beating by Chris Brown until then." Now, I'm sure her people would say they had to wait until the conclusion of the criminal case. I however am a little more cynical than that. She hasn't uttered a word about what happened back in February until it benefited her. In the interview with ABC news she talks about how she wants to be there for everyone and it could happen to anyone. Uh huh. Yes, it could which is why it would have been nice if you had been out there speaking about it when it didn't look like all your were doing was trying to increase your record sales.

Don't be fooled. That is exactly why she is talking about it now. There is no other reason. None. She is using a beating as a way to sell more records. She has done nothing and said nothing for almost nine months. She hasn't tried to help a single woman or share her story or do anything other than wait to talk about it at a time when it would financially benefit her the most. At some point you have to be a human and help others and not only be thinking about yourself. Rihanna hasn't reached that point yet.

If the video teaser doesn't load, you can click here to see it.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror, we asked: Which celeb hides a secret drinking problem by pouring bottles of vodka into water jugs?

Your extra clue: But who taught her that trick?

Today's Blind Items - Easy Easy

This was going to be Four For Friday last week, and it is so easy, it is scary. See, that was going to be my hook for Halloween. So easy it's scary. Too cheesy though. So, instead you get them today.

#1 - 4 - Two marriages. Two cheats. Two men kicked to the curb. Actually from what I heard the first one may have been literally kicked to the curb. The first marriage involves a celebutard and his B list actress wife on a hit television show. He cheats almost constantly and doesn't care who knows it. He knows that his wife doesn't want to be seen as a failure so he takes advantage of that and keeps on cheating. The second marriage is even easier to guess than the first. Actor and a singer. What you might not know though is that the actor has been to scared to even cross paths with his wife except in the most public of places for fear that she will go off on him physically and verbally. To say that she is going through this event quietly would be very wrong. In fact, just this morning everyone in LaGuardia airport could hear her yelling at him on the phone.

#1 - Celebutard
#2 - B list actress
#3 - B list actor
#4 - Singer

Random Photos Part Two

Dakota Fanning gets the top spot for being named Homecoming Queen.
If Dakota is too sweet for you, then you can have a top spot of Iggy Pop for winning the Classic Rock Living Legend Award.
British randomness. Noel Gallagher, Jonathan Ross & Russell Brand who now says he is finished having sex with countless women each day and wants to settle down and marry Katy Perry and have lots of babies with her.
Backstreet Boys - Madrid
It's Bonnie Tyler! I will let you go to YouTube now. See you in a few minutes.
Another from the way back machine. It is 2/3 of Bananarama.
One of my favorite pictures of the day.
And another great father son moment.
It isn't jeans and a t-shirt, but I have been informed that this is the best I am going to get. It was also pointed out to me that Diane Kruger wore this outfit to a fashion show where she normally would be dressed in one of her regular over the top outfits.
It's Halloween time. Kylie Minogue and Fergie.
Heather Mills
Jessica Alba as Dora. See the guy dressed like Waldo? He looks remarkably like Swastika guy from the other day.
Seal & Heidi. Didn't she just have a baby?
Christina Ricci and her Bud drinking boyfriend.
Christina Aguilera in a matching outfit with her son.
In her newsletter, Gwyneth shares how to pretend like you care about Halloween without really giving a damn.
Nick & Mariah.
LaToya forgot it was Halloween and just came as herself.
Coco & Rihanna.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lemonjello.
The Jolie-Pitt family.

Random Photos Part One

Although Eva Mendes can usually have the top spot, there is going to be a second part today. She does look good here though.
Gabriel without Halle. Has this ever happened before?
What in the world is Gwen Stefani wearing?
One of my favorite actors. Harish Patel. He cracks me up.
A blast from the past. Heather Thomas.
Kate Hudson in Elle. It kind of looks like outtakes from a Bowflex commercial.

And Alex Reid was the guy passed up in favor of Kate Hudson. The cigarette thing just makes this even more attractive.
I love Mos Def, but I guarantee you whatever he is saying here probably makes no sense.
Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza.
Monique finally shows up for a Precious event. Probably just because Oprah was there. Can't piss off Oprah.
Wow, did Paula Abdul get some work done last week? Now, I know why you never see her in just pants either. God she is tiny.
Boom chigga boom boom. The Princess and the school boy.
Robin Thicke and his expecting wife Paula Patton.
Robert Pattinson and Vanity Fair's attempt to get teenagers to read their magazine.
Sandra Bullock going for the cleavage look? That is rare.
Not a costume. Well, a costume in the sense it is for SATC2. On location in Morocco for the next six weeks.
Sidney and Sydney Poitier. Love them both.
Apparently Katie Holmes is not old enough to cross the street without holding Tom's hand.
If Tim McGraw is going to wear a hat, he should stick with a cowboy hat.

Baby News

Well enough celebrities had babies over the weekend to make a baby post worthwhile.

Karolina Kurkova had a boy. The dad is film producer Archie Drury. Surprisingly the boy's name is completely normal. Tobin Jack Drury. Arrangements are being made as we speak to have Karolina's celebrity card removed as soon as possible.

Mel Gibson now has something in common with Jon Gosselin and Nadya Suleman other than the fact we want them all to go away. Mel is a parent for the 8th time. His girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave birth over the weekend to a girl named Lucia. There is no truth to the rumor that Mel celebrated by getting drunk, reading Mein Kampf aloud and calling all the nurses sugar tits.

My favorite birth goes to Mary Stuart Masterson. Mary, who is 43, gave birth to a son several weeks ago, but because it is Mary no one even noticed until now. There is no word on the name she and her husband Jeremy Davidson picked out, but you really can't go wrong with Watts. Just saying.

Don't Give Him Bail - And Why Gore Vidal Is The Most Evil Man In The World

Roman Polanski's lawyers are doing everything possible to get him out of jail and on bail. When you see the word bail just know they mean Roman headed back to France and never leaving again. On Friday, Polanski's lawyers offered a huge bail, but it was rejected because of his flight risk. There was no cash involved in the bail. Now though, Polanski's lawyers are offering what they describe as a "very very significant" cash bail. I don't care how much money he offers, do not let him out. Within a few hours he will be back in France. He probably just assumed he will make up the money on his next movie.

Meanwhile, if you are looking for people to add to your hate more than you ever thought you could hate someone list, please add Gore Vidal who in an interview with The Atlantic said this about the Polanski case.

"I really don't give a fuck. Look, am I going to sit and weep every time a young hooker feels as though she's been taken advantage of? First, I was in the middle of all that. Back then, we all were. Everybody knew everybody else. There was a totally different story at the time that doesn't resemble anything that we're now being told....The media can't get anything straight. Plus, there's usually an anti-Semitic and anti-fag thing going on with the press - lots of crazy things. The idea that this girl was in her communion dress, a little angel all in white, being raped by this awful Jew, Polacko - that's what people were calling him - well, the story is totally different now from what it was then. Anti-Semitism got poor Polanski. He was also a foreigner. He did not subscribe to American values in the least. To [his persecutors], that seemed vicious and unnatural."

What Happens When You Try To Leave Scientology

The St. Petersburg Times has another mind blowing article this weekend on Scientology. In this article they interviewed former high ranking staffers about what would happen if someone important tried to leave the church. They also interviewed several high ranking people who did try and leave and how they kept getting them to return. Great article and the comments are just as good.

You can read the article here, or watch the video report below.

$150K Worth Of Liquor Destroyed VS McDonald's Being A-Holes

If you are going to operate a forklift at a liquor warehouse I'm guessing you might not want to sample too much of the product first. If you do, then incidents like the one below are bound to happen. A drunk forklift driver destroyed $150K worth of booze.



A McDonald's employee in American Fork, Utah called the cops because she feared for her safety when a group of teenagers rapped their order at the drive-thru window. Even though the boys were long gone by the time the police came to the store, the police tracked down the car and the occupants and issued them a ticket.

Sony Screws With Michael Jackson Fans

When the plans were announced for This Is It and its limited run, I shouted from the rooftops that Sony was not going to limit the movie to a few weeks and that it was all a scam to get their money back as quickly as possible. Sony scared all of Michael Jackson's fans into thinking that if they didn't go see the movie in the two weeks it was in theatres they would never get a chance to see it again.

Well, now that Sony made all their money back this weekend they have decided to extend the run by a month until right before Thanksgiving. I'm also guessing that on the Friday after Thanksgiving there will be brand new DVD's of the movie with bonus footage not shown in theatres just in time for the holiday gift giving season.

Plays extend runs all the time. I understand that. However, I think what Sony did comes very close to fraud. They made people think it would only be a two week run and after that the movie would be gone forever. They made people think that because that is what they said. They wanted their money back as fast as possible and they didn't care what they said or did to make sure they got it back.

They didn't need to do that. I have heard the movie is really good and that Sony didn't need to screw over the fans like they did and which they will continue to do. I think we can count on new rehearsal footage being discovered for many years to come with a new round of DVD's each time.

Jon Gosselin Not A Fame Seeker

Last night Jon Gosselin tried to spin some tale about how he is all misunderstood and that he realizes he has made some mistakes in his life. Jon spoke at an open forum with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach last night and had these pearls of wisdom for everyone watching.

"I think I'm just misunderstood. I'm not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don't sing. I don't dance. I'm not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC."

Uh huh. A couple of things here. First of all you are a fame seeker. You could hide away at the house with the kids and not go anywhere and the media would go away. But, instead you make public appearances, seek public appearances and are trying to cash in on several reality show ideas, so that makes you a liar and a fame seeker.

Also, I think everyone of us reading this want to know how come you are famous and when exactly you will cease to be in our eyeballs everyday.

Jon also denied reports that he and Haily Glassman had split and were just slowing things down. He said this despite a press release from his people they had split and a statement from Hailey they had split. So, he lied again. He did a lot of lying last night.

Welcome Back Saint Felix

Although I am saddened by the fact that Adam Lambert has apparently called things off with his boyfriend Drake LaBry, I am thrilled that perhaps now American Idol fanatics will stop filling the tiny restaurant Saint Felix in hopes that Adam will be there. See, Saint Felix is a fantastic place to eat and drink but it is very, very small. Have I said how small it is? If I am there you can probably get another ten people in there. Seriously. Drake LaBry works at Saint Felix and therefore every time I would get a craving for their yam fries or Kobe sliders I would drive by and invariably see a gaggle of wide eyes faces straight off the open top buses with sunburned cheeks taking pictures and screaming if they saw Drake or Adam or even if they didn't and so I found other places to drink and eat.

So, while I am sad for the end of their relationship, I am looking forward to Happy Hour there and half price drinks and a sampler platter.

500 Biggest Celebrities Of The World

Right now start listing off 500 of the biggest celebrities of the world. Is Lindsay Lohan anywhere on that list in your head? Well, apparently if you are the owner of Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco she is. Over the weekend stars like Guy Ritchie, Gerard Butler, Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Campbell were on hand for the grand opening of this hotel. Also there was Lindsay Lohan. I can't imagine at what point you are making a list of the 500 biggest stars in the world and your name finally moves low enough to get to her name.

Everyone who is writing about this event is talking about how Gerard and Lindsay made out. There have been lots of reports they didn't and as much as Gerard will have sex with anything, I have to believe there were other options over the weekend besides a drug addled Lindsay Lohan.

Even though the celebrities were not paid they did get their expenses paid. Of course Lindsay is going to go because it is the only way she can stay relevant. I don't blame her for attending, but I do have to question Sol Kerzner for inviting her. Maybe he had some jewelry that needed stealing.

Jessica Simpson - Television Critic ; And MP Producers Lied

Whenever I wonder whether an actor is talented or a movie or television show is any good, there is one place I look first. A person who knows everything there is to know about what is good and bad in acting. Jessica Simpson. Somehow, she of Blonde Ambition and Major Movie Star has decided she knows what is good and bad on television and who is good and bad on television. Not surprisingly, before Ashlee Simpson was fired Jessica couldn't get enough of Melrose Place and told everyone to watch it. Since Ashlee was fired, Jessica thinks the show is crap and that Ashlee was the best thing on the show.

"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press."

Perhaps there is a new meaning for the word amazing with which I am not familiar. Something in the Urban Dictionary which shows that amazing can also be another word for utter crap. Jessica is sticking up for her sister and I admire that. Hopefully she doesn't really think she is a judge for acting talent or whether something is good. I think she said Major Movie Star was brilliant.

What all of this does show is that The Melrose Place producers did lie and continue to lie. If Ashlee knew she wasn't going to be on the show after a certain number of episodes, I am guessing that Jessica wouldn't have been as pissed. I think Ashlee deserved to be fired but it obviously came as a shock to her and to her family.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

In today's Daily Mirror, we asked: Which gobby star threw a tantrum when her assistant refused to get her some marching powder. Instead she got her marching order to bed...

Your extra clue: What a naughty girl!