Today's MV Clue

No Four For Friday today because it would just end up getting caught up in all of this. The final clue for this anniversary week is MV was born in the United States.

Random Photos Part One

You throw Derek Jeter in a funny wig filming a movie with Mark Wahlberg a week after winning the World Series and you get the top spot.
Amanda Peet gets the silver though. Now I'm thinking about tequila. Tequila and Amanda Peet equals drunk dialing.
I'm guessing by the look on Des Moines Jungle Book's face that he realized Ashlee Simpson is his mom or he saw Joe Simpson flashing someone. Or gas. Or he could have seen his future if he hangs out with Paris Hilton like
Brandon Davis
Bridget Marquardt is looking lovely.
Ditto Devon Aoki.
Eva Longoria pulls out an old bridesmaid dress.
While Emme looks stunning as usual.
Eva doesn't seem to like the picture. Funny enough I kind of like it.
George Lopez looking at Zac Efron playing with his ball.
Also at the game were Jack Wagner and Heather Locklear.
The cast of Glee shows what they think of Tyra.
I think this is the first time in a long time I have seen Julianne Moore with her son.
Joan Osborne - New York City
I guess I will read the book. Everyone is talking about it.
Also at the book launch were Stephanie March, Sandra Bernhard, Sara Switzer and Bobby Flay.
Liev was there
As was Elizabeth Berkeley
Not there, and not sure where he is himself is Kenny Chesney.
That is one way to bring more of the Twilight cast with you.
"I bought this. Can you believe I actually paid for something?"
Madonna looking at orphans in Brazil.
A million dollar car takes a swim. The guy was talking on his cell phone. All I can think of is a million dollars gone, and of course the Office episode where Michael drives into a lake.
Marcia Gay Harden has some pretty good form.

Goodness she is excited.
Mr. Hudson - Manchester
Muse - London
Russell Brand's new DVD must come with a naked picture of him.
A first time appearance for Scott Adsit.
Simon Rex in the same shirt he has been wearing for a week.
Hey look it's Ja Rule being fondled by Tila Tequila who has said she is now exclusively a lesbian. Until her next offer comes along.
One of my favorites. Tamara Tunie.

Your Turn

These are two very simple questions, but since I have been discussing this endlessly with people in the office I want to know what you think.

Will you be getting a flu shot?
Will you be getting a H1N1 shot?

Ted C Blind Item

Poor Judas Jack-Off. He now has it as bad as permanently closeted movie star Toothy Tile. Only, I fear Judas is not even pretending to be happy, quite unlike Toothy.

Remember, our very handsome and very unkind Judas is still trying to get the ditched BF to have sex, all the while out prancing to the gullible world with his gorgeous girlfriend—whenever there's an available photo op, that is.

But whereas Toothy actually likes hanging with the beard at home and out with the kids, Judas doesn't, at least not as much.

Maybe that's the reason Judas has suggested to the GF, whom he glumly now lives with, that they should both take up...

...flying. As in, in a plane. As in 37,000 feet in the air. These two beauties are supposed to take their lives in their own hands, all 2012-like, and fly over Los Angeles like it's a damn movie set, or something?

Now, either this is a true effort on Judas' part to make their prearranged living arrangement genuinely more exciting (i.e., bearable), or Mr. J.J. is planning on using one of those parachutes that go up with these schooling planes and jumping off with his after the dimpled girlfriend's chute suddenly disappears, or better, yet, malfunctions?

It's all just too weird, too much. The sudden interest in having a hobby together (and a life-threatening one, at that), after getting shacked up in a living sitch Judas has never wanted to be in the first place. What's up, Judey?

But then, some guys are just p--sies when their managers and their agents tell them to stay put and figure out how to make it look real. Know what I mean, Toothy?

Don't go up in that plane with Judas whatever you do, girlfriend!

And It Ain't: Jake Gyllenhaal, Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey

Emmy Rossum Thinks Far Too Highly Of Herself

In an interview with the DJ Valentine, Emmy Rossum spoke about her secret marriage to producer Justin Siegel. She said that she kept the marriage a secret because, "It's hard to have a private life and keep it private and hope that people don't pick you apart and that's kind of what's difficult about this job." Umm, I don't think anyone really knew you existed until they found out about the secret marriage and that you were now dating Side Show Bob aka Adam Duritz.

Did she think we would spend hours picking over her marriage? That she would suddenly put her in the Jennifer Aniston stratosphere and wonder if she was pregnant or how the marriage was progressing? Does she really think she is that famous?

She says all she wants now is her freedom and to be happy. I noticed that when she found a famous guy to date that she didn't try and keep that a secret.

Happy Birthday Chris Noth & Gerard Butler

Thanks to Rose for reminding me about Gerard's birthday and the photos.

Quentin Tarantino Does Kung Fu For Japanese Commercial

Wow, the headline is almost as long as the actual video. Quentin Tarantino managed to get paid for doing a Japanese commercial. In the commercial he is going to do Kung Fu. Uh huh. Well, anyway here is some footage of his rehearsal.

Nick Hogan Haunted By Prison - I'm Haunted By His Sister

Nick Hogan must have needed some walking around money this week because he opened his big mouth and decided to go ahead and give John Graziano a good swift kick in the ass.

Nick spoke wot Life & Style about his time behind bars. Yes, that is how he refers to it. Like he is some kind of f**king lifer who gets thrown back inside every year or so. The little bastard spent six months in jail and spent most of it on the phone with his dad trying to get a reality show deal so when I see things like this quote it really, really pisses me off.

"There are moments that haunt me to this day. There are times when I'll be watching a prison movie and hear the sound of a gate slamming, and I get the willies. It was horrible."

It was six months in minimum security. It's over. John Graziano is home now, but is a vegetable for the rest of his life. I bet he would love to have had his nightmare be over in six months but it is going to go on forever. I know Nick served his time and I am willing to stop talking about but not when he makes idiotic statements like this in an attempt to make us feel sorry for him. Where in the f**k was the question from Life & Style about when he saw John last or talked to his family? Huh?

"Time away from my family was the most difficult part of my sentence. One of the things which makes you feel comforted is talking to a family member. But you don't have a phone - you have to wait until it's your time of the day to call. You miss being able to connect with people because everyone there is just cold, just brutal."

Uh huh. Do you think John can talk to his own family? And think of the f**king sacrifice Nick made. He didn't have his own phone and had to wait in line. F**k. I need a drink.

I'm A Little Confused

I read about the whole Cindy Crawford extortion thing last night and maybe I was already too drunk, but I am trying to understand this whole thing. Should we do this together? Maybe it will help if I talk it out.

1. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber have a child.
2. Cindy Crawford & Rande Gerber hired a nanny for the child.
3. The child, who was 7 at the time gets photographed by the nanny bound to a chair and gagged.
4. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber have no idea such a photograph exists.
5. Cindy Crawford & Rande Gerber forget they have a child.
6. When finally her parents thought to ask about her day several months after the fact, the child says they were playing cops and robbers.
7. The nanny is lonely at work and has a model come over and spend some adult time with her
8. The model at some point sees the photo and takes it.
9. He also takes a copy of a note the nanny wrote which is a "joke" kidnap note.
10. The nanny is fired for something unrelated.
11. The model meets with Rande Gerber and is paid $1000 for the photo and copy of the note.
12. At some point the model gets arrested and deported back to Germany.
13. From Germany he attempts to extort more money from Gerber and Crawford who notify the cops.

OK, so here are my questions. The guy was arrested for what? Extortion? I know he was deported on an immigration violation. Is Rande Gerber such an idiot that he thinks a photo made from a digital camera is the only one? And a copied note? Really? How is any of this extortion? Is the model going to sell the photos and say that Crawford and Gerber like to play bondage games with their kid? Really? There is waaaaaaaaay more to this than we are hearing right now.

Harry Potter Says He Wasn't Smoking Pot

The Mirror published pictures today (see above) of what they say is Daniel Radcliffe enjoying a spliff. You know his name is just made for smoking pot. You have the whole Potter and pot. Then you have the fact that spliff rhymes with Radcliffe. You just don't find that kind of literary, lyrical symmetry very often. Oh sure, maybe in a Katie Price book or the biography of Paris Hilton, but really it is rare.

Anyway, most of the time celebrities don't care if you picture them smoking a joint. An exception would be well, I guess if you saw some 15 or 16 year old A list tweener who should know better considering how often she is photographed, but anyway, I digress.

Anyway, Daniel is pissed and says he is going to sue. His rep told the BBC, "Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this. We categorically deny the claims regarding Daniel Radcliffe published in today's Daily Mirror. We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations."

That is a strongly worded letter. Well, a phone call, or maybe an e-mail. Anyway, you get the point. I think this one is going to cost The Daily Mirror about 100K in damages and legal fees. But, if they sold more than that in papers then it is a win.

OctoMom In The New York Times

I never thought I would see Nadya Suleman in the pages of The New York Times. I guess somewhere in my head I thought the only time I would see her in there would be looking at the tv guide listings. Well, not only is Nadya Suleman in the pages of New York Times Magazine, I think she is also their cover and there is a huge article about her and they sent a reporter to her house and it just goes on and on.

You have to read this article. It is really long but the reporter was there while the television crew was there and so you get this slice of reality television.

"McLeod and Campbell began with Jonah, the octuplet with the cleft lip. The moment he was placed on the inclined board, he began to squirm and slide downward. Then he started to cry. McLeod began shooting. But a kid turning away from the camera, crying and sliding out of frame? Not so hot. The grown-ups looked pained. A strip of Velcro was attached to the board, and Jonah remounted. It helped. For a few seconds. It was hard to know whether the shot would be good enough, but the show had to go on.

Nariyah came next, a willing and even performer, looking up and smiling as if on cue. She was followed by pure pain. Jeremiah, swaddled in blue, was something of a wiggler. Evidently, he was having a hard time connecting with what a Method actor would call his motivation. He began to cry. Violently. Isaiah, the next, was equally dispiriting, and on it went. One by one, each baby was placed on the slippery, uncomfortable board, secured — or not so much — with the Velcro swatch and filmed. One by one, the babies cried.

The exertions of the grown-ups became more and more strained. As each crying baby failed to love the camera, Campbell, McLeod and Suleman gathered around the lens, each time imploring the baby to look up, even if just for two seconds."

Nady Suleman says she hates doing it but it is the only way to make enough money to take care of her kids. The reporter seems to sympathize with her decision, but also seems determined to bring us every last gritty detail involved in filming 8 kids. The other six kids are generally ignored.

Julianne Hough Is Cold Hearted

I don't like Julianne Hough and I probably never will. There I said it. I think I previously revealed her as a blind and she is just only looking out for herself and doesn't care who gets in the way. She has dated almost every one of her partners on DWTS. She canceled a wedding because she was cheating. The list goes on and on. She does it to stay in the spotlight which is why she grabbed on to Chuck Wicks. Julianne had a country album coming out, was new to the genre so why not grab a guy already established in country music.

I say all this because she was asked the other day by US Weekly about her breakup with Chuck and this is what she had to say.

"It's a good thing for us right now. We are both extremely busy and working on our careers and really focused on that." Chuck didn't feel the same way and everyone said he looked like a zombie at the CMA Awards.

Her brother Derek who is also not one of my favorite people said his sister was far too busy for a relationship. This is the part that killed me though. You go out with a guy for what a year? She was asked if there was any heartache.

"Not at all."

None? You don't even miss the guy? She is cold hearted. She then went on to say that they are really good friends and that she hopes she sees him at the show although she was there with another guy already. Can you tell how much I dislike her? People break up with people all the time. It happens and it is a part of life. In my opinion though she has used every guy she has ever dated and only goes out with someone if she thinks that it can further her career.

Jon Gosselin Is Too Famous To Work

As you may or may not know, or may or may not care, Jon Gosselin are involved in a legal tussle. Basically TLC is pissed that Jon ruined their show with his actions and that he has been doing media other than that arranged by TLC. Well, Jon filed a suit against them and so now everyone is filing things left and right and Jon filed a doozy.

He says that by TLC enforcing the contract that he signed and agreed to and was paid for that he is being kept from getting a job. Oh, and not just any job. See, Jon can only work in an entertainment job.

"Now, I find myself unemployed and without the ability to secure non-entertainment related engagements because the enormous Media interest, cameras, reporters and public interest makes it impossible to carry on normal daily activities, let alone find, secure and maintain a job with an employer who is willing to be exposed to the daily Media intrusions that has impeded by life."

First of all I doubt the f**ker ever tried to look for a job and if he is going to play this game he is going to lose. The press would be crazy for a bout a week but if the moron actually just worked his job the craziness would die down because there is no story. He can have a normal life beginning today if he wanted. He might as well get used to it because no one wants him for anything as it is right now and six months from now it will be even worse.

Too famous to work? Seriously. Get a life a-hole.

Today's Blind Items & MV Clue

The blind item is kind of hard, but it is a good one so wanted to get it out there. This actress/member of band/reality star recently had an operation to restore a good portion of one of her ears. She and her boyfriend got into an argument. He got her in a headlock and pulled all of her earrings out without removing the backs. With makeup and her long hair she can hide it from a distance but up close it is a mess and parts of her ear are a different color than others.

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MV has been separated (real separation and not just kicking the guy out for a couple of days) and/or divorced at least once. Tomorrow's final clue will eliminate one of your favorite guesses.

Random Photos Part One

Top spot today goes to Joel McHale and Ed Norton. Two of your favorites.
Cyndi Lauper still has it.
Catherine Zeta Jones on the other hand seems to be losing it. This looks like some kind of octopus scarf.
"Demi, wait. How come you got to buy a car and I don't?"
Geena Davis at the playground with her daughter.
Gilles Marini and Sofia Milos getting cozy.
Halle Berry looking good as usual.
Joe Mantegna and Andy Garcia doing a live performance of Bob & Doug McKenzie.
Jamie Oliver looks great here.
Keira Knightley sporting some new glasses.
Katharine McPhee and her Twilight mug.
While we are on the subject of former American Idol contestants here is Ruben Studdard.
I will admit that Kate Walsh looks good here.
Madrid
The better looking of the Cruz sisters, Monica.
Melissa Joan Hart has been in New York for like a week so this is all about the attention.
Norah Jones taking a little bow.
Peter Bjorn & John - New York City
A first time appearance for Patrick Fugit.
Lets see we have Rex Lee, Evan Williams and Ben Hollingsworth.
Scarlett J in Madrid.
Simple Minds - Belgrade
Susan Sarandon would have been better off just wearing one set of pajamas instead of trying to mix and match two pairs.
The Golden Globes people never miss a chance to make a buck. Here they have Vera Farmiga promoting the official champagne of the show.
A first time appearance for Zach Gilford.

Happy Birthday Ryan Gosling

Josh Duhamel Still Sending Texts To Stripper

Josh Duhamel is an idiot. Either that or he knows that no matter what he does Fergie is going to keep him. Nicole Forrester was on Extra and she went on there to apologize to Fergie and also of course to get some more publicity and money out of all this, but she also did have some more great stuff to share.

"I thought, 'Nobody's gonna find out. It's not gonna hurt anybody. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I didn't think of it at the time like I think of it now."

Well stuff your sorrys in a sack Mister. Yeah, I said it. That was a great Seinfeld episode. I think it was the backwards one where they went to India.

Forrester says that Josh wasn't very good in bed. The people at Extra didn't ask if he was well endowed. She says she hasn't stripped since the news broke and won't now because her kids know what she was doing and they are embarrassed and ashamed.

Through all of this though, Josh keeps sending her text messages. One she shared with Extra said, "Wow, UR scared?" Oh, that Josh, he is a charmer isn't he? She replied back to him that she didn't want any part of all this. Uh huh. That is why she keeps going on shows.

That's One Way To Save For Retirement

40 years ago, Cathy Naso was a 19 year old teenager who worked as a receptionist. She happened to be a receptionist at Andy Warhol's workshop. Well, one day Andy gave her a self portrait he made and he inscribed to her personally. Cathy took the painting home, displayed it for a few months and then put it away for 40 years. Now 59, she decided that this would be the right time to sell the painting.

Last night it went on the auction block with some other Andy Warhol paintings. Cathy's painting was expected to sell for $1M. Instead it sold for $6.1M.

"I think I am dreaming. Andy has made me famous for 15 minutes and I've come to realize that 15 minutes of fame is more than enough."

Preach it Cathy and while you are it go take a megaphone and and walk some red carpets and tell it to some others who could use a reminder.It probably helped her cause a great deal to have some serious Warhol bidders there last night. His dollar bill painting which had been bought in 1986 for about $400K was expected to sell for $10-$20M and it ended up selling for about $44M.

Country Music Awards Photos - Part Four

Michelle Branch
Miranda Lambert
Nancy O'Dell
Wynona (WTF??????) Judd & Naomi Judd
Patricia Heaton & Neil Flynn
Lib ( I Love Halloween) Hatcher & Randy Travis
Reba McEntire
Robin Roberts
Shawn ( I Have seen Larry King naked) King
Taylor Swift

Balloon Boy Parents To Plead Guilty

Both parents of the Balloon Boy are going to plead guilty. The dad is going to plead guilty to a felony to save his wife from having to. She will plead to a misdemeanor. If she had plead guilty to a felony she probably would have been deported because she is a Japanese citizen.

It isn't expected that either of the couple will serve any jail time because hey, they were on television. I think some jail time is in order because right now nothing is happening to them at all and you know they are still going to get a reality show out of this whole thing. Where is the punishment? Sure, being convicted of a felony will make it tough for the dad to get a job, but do you think he is going to be working a 9 to 5 job anyway?

The whole country wad duped and scared for that little boy and I just think someone should should serve some time in jail.

Country Music Awards Photos - Part Three

Jessica Harp
Joe Nichols
Justin Moore
Kellie Pickler
Kris Kristofferson
LeAnn Rimes
Lee Ann Womack
Luke Bryan
Martina McBride

Carrie Underwood Pulls A Kanye West

It seems that no matter where she goes, people just don't want to give Taylor Swift any kind of credit or let her bask in any kind of praise. Last night after beating out Carrie Underwood for Female Vocalist of The Year, Taylor won again for Entertainer Of The Year. Brad Paisley started congratulating Taylor and said, "How 'bout that? Nineteen-years old...Congratulations, Taylor. What a night. I can't even imagine a better...."

The dots are because he never got a chance to finish his thought. Instead, Carrie Underwood interrupted him and started begging for praise and admiration from the audience about the hosting job she and Brad had just done.

"And how were we? We were awesome!"

Seriously? I want to think it is a joke or they were running out of time, but lets face it, Carrie Underwood is a very spiteful and jealous person who probably has a voodoo doll of Taylor Swift that she jabs repeatedly each night.

The only thing missing from last night was Carrie saying, "Imma gonna let you finish Brad but first I just want to say how good I am and people need to recognize that fact. Sure, I only date some hockey player from Ottawa that no one has heard of while Taylor dates that guy from the biggest film of the year. Sure, she is prettier than me and nicer, but hey, people, you need to jump up and down when you see me because I am better."

Country Music Awards Photos - Part Two

Davy Jones
Diana DeGarmo
Bryan White & Erika Page - White
Tim McGraw & Faith Hill
Lady Antebellum
Jack Ingram
Jason Aldean
Jennette McCurdy
Jennifer Nettles

Lindsay Lohan Tapes - Day 6

In today's episode, Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan talk about the fact that Lindsay is drinking again and that Michael is a s**t. Tell me something we don't know.

Dina: Time is running out with this kid. I know. I'm her mother and I'm scared.

Her name is Lindsay and I think the only thing you are scared about is losing your meal ticket. If you are so scared why don't you have an intervention and put her in rehab or get her some help instead of just complaining about it.

Dina: Oh, and don't tell her I said anything. Yes, she tells you stuff but it is nothing compared to what is really going on. Oh, and don't try and get information from her because we both know you will just sell it and all I know is that she is drinking again and that's bad.

Again, get her some help. Don't lie to yourself and to the world.

Country Music Awards Photos - Part One

Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman
Carrie Underwood
Barbara Mandrell
Billy Currington
Chuck Wicks
Clay Walker & Jessica Craig
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Darius Rucker
David Keith

Big Changes At ANTM

The good news is that America's Next Top Model is having its lowest ratings ever. Whoo hoo!! The bad news is that the CW has no other shows so Tyra will get to fix it and make it all better. How is she going to do that? Well according to The NY Daily News she is going to demote Miss J back to runway coach from judge. I guess Tyra threw him a bone by letting him come on her talk show and discuss his child and now he his being demoted and being replaced with Andre Leon Talley. Really? Yes, I know Andre (whenever I type or say the word Andre, I just think of Tim Gunn. Anyway.) Talley is a big name but dumping Miss J is a slap in the face. The biggest slap though will happen later. Kimora is going to be a new judge. She will replace all the celebrity judges who like to pretend they know everything. Kimora and Tyra barely can stand each other and when this ends badly and it will end badly there will be some great drama.

I Love Twitter Hacks

Whenever anyone hacks into a Twitter account it seems like they always have a great sense of humor. Well, the person who hacked into Britney's account is no different and it really made me laugh. When you look at the previous entries you say you to yourself that the account could use a good hacking. I love all the entries that are supposedly from Britney. Look at the grammar and the spelling and tell me that you honestly believe she said any of that crap. She should be grateful for the hacker because finally something exciting was going on within her account. Oh sure it involved Satan and devil worshiping but as any good rock star will tell you that is all part of the game baby.

What would have been more cool would have been if Britney's people had not returned everything to normal and instead played around with it and had Britney come out on stage in Melbourne and yell out "I am the God of hellfire," and then start playing Shout At The Devil by Motley Crue. See, that would have been fun. Instead it reverts back to bubblegum and pleasantries and crap that no one cares about like "Did Christmas shopping today. Melbourne is so pretty." Yes, Melbourne is pretty but it is so ass kissy that it makes you want to throw up.

Carrie Prejean Is An Idiot

I am trying to think of one person in the history of Larry King Live who has threatened to walk off his show before. I can't think of anyone. Larry throws up the most softball questions on the planet and is watched by millions of people. To leave a cozy setup like that is inexplicable. All of that being said, Carrie Prejean threatened to do just that.

I haven't really posted about Carrie because, I didn't want to have people fighting in the comments and she is a very divisive person. However, what she did last night was beyond bitchy. She was evil and manipulative and a liar.

The clip below is just a couple of minutes long and is well worth your time. For those of you who might not be able to see it, let me describe what happens.

Larry comes back from a break with Anderson Cooper and plugs Carrie Prejean's book. She smiles and then holds up her book and starts waving it for the cameras. Then Larry asks her why she was so willing to give up on her principles and settle the lawsuit. Carrie says she couldn't discuss it. Larry then said, I don't really care what the settlement is, I want to know why you settled and didn't stick to your beliefs. She said she couldn't talk about it. He then made one last valiant effort and said basically what the hell are you talking about? Everyone can discuss why they settled something or the motivation behind it. Carrie then told Larry he was being inappropriate.

No, no, no. Inappropriate is saying something wrong. What she was pissed about is that all she wanted to do was come on the show and plug her book and get some money and not have to answer anything. You can tell by looking at this interview that she is probably not a laugh a minute at parties. She has discussed why she settled to other shows so I am presuming she signed some exclusive deal with that other show in return for some compensation or other goodies. She could have said that instead of lying to Larry. She is one of those people who was not quite prepared for the crush of publicity so when she started telling lies and half-truths she didn't realize that reporters would investigate all of them. I guess she still hasn't learned.

Watch Larry when he takes a phone call. Hilarious. He must have taken his meds yesterday because he was sharp.

Remembrance Day / Veterans Day - Thanks

Today's MV Clue

No blind item today, but here is your clue for MV.

MV has at least one child.

Random Photos Part One

The amazing Annie Lennox.
The consensus among you seems to be that Adam Lambert is your favorite American Idol ever. It could be his singing voice or it could be that he is good looking or the fact I don't think that is a sock.
Well at least they distract us from the rest of her. Amy says she wants to have another surgery and get about two sizes bigger.
1. Amy in 20 years.
2. Amy if she had been portraying a secretary on and episode of The Love Boat circa 1980.
3. What Reggie Bush wakes up every morning.
Cheryl Burke is currently the only DWTS dancer I think I could hang out with.
Taylor Swift looking great at the BMI Country Awards. She looks fine, but many of the other guests looked like they visited an emergency room lately.
Sprained wrist. Hiding the palm though so can't check for hair.
Busted foot and no breast support.
Bad fashion sense.
Curling iron explosion.
I found this on some Australian website. It was an article about how Jared Leto looks younger now (right) then he did ten years ago.
Jessica Lucas with a big smile because she doesn't have to see Ashlee Simpson's mug everyday at work anymore.
Josh Radnor and Lindsay Price broke up. A source said, "It was just time." Seriously? Is there an expiration date on relationships?
Jason Schwartzman volunteers to hold up the backdrop for everyone.
Four K's. Keith, Kidman and Kris Kristofferson.
Lady GaGa does her part to support the troops.
London.
Well now we know who is actually still buying Crocs.
No lie. This was an event to give Ashley Judd an award and it wasn't for biggest b**ch on the planet. Mandy Moore and Molly Sims were there.
As was Debra Messing.
Several hours earlier, Debra and her good friend Angie Harmon were spotted together. It looks like a good time was had by all.
Maggie G to me is just plain. I can't think of another word. It isn't really a bad thing but it is kind of how I would describe her acting also.
Nothing plain about Meryl Streep.
Nia Vardalos & Ian Gomez have been together forever.
I am stuck on episode 6 of Entourage this year. I just think it has really dropped off in quality.
A bunch of the RH-Orange County.
Scott Bakula and his wife Chelsea Field.
Selena Gomez looks great.
As does Shakira.
Hell so does Shia. Everyone looks great today.
Halle Berry shows off her perfume spritzing skills.

Jon Gosselin On Funny Or Die

Is it the funniest thing I have ever seen? No, but it is only two minutes and you will smile a couple of times.

Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time from Jon Gosselin

Peter Facinelli & Kellan Lutz Dating

Forget Jennie & Peter or Kellan & AnnaLynne or even that other pair of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, it is obvious that the true love of the century belongs to Peter Facinelli and Kellan Lutz. As is obvious from the picture above and by Peter's tweet, the couple is dating. I mean only people who are dating hold hands right? Peter has a great sense of humor and I love his take on the whole Kristen & Rob thing.

Jessica Alba Gets Spanked - NSFW

Casey Affleck and Jessica Alba are starring in a new movie together. The movie is called The Killer Inside Me which sounds a great deal like every made for tv movie ever made but this one you have to pay for. What you don't have to pay for is the video below which is a scene from the movie where Jessica Alba gets spanked by Casey Affleck. Oscar winning material it isn't, but hey, at least she knows people will watch the clip.

Josh Duhamel Has A Big D**k

You know whether or not Josh Duhamel is well endowed as Fergie claims in a new Advocate interview, from now on people will say that he is. I can't remember off hand if he has been on FFF, but people will always remember the interview where Fergie said he was big and and of course they will also remember the fact he cheated on her, but the interview was done prior to those stories.

Fergie also talks again about how she is bisexual and has been with women in the past but refuses to do so now because it would be considered cheating. It is a pretty good interview. Also, The Advocate has a great interview with Tom Ford.

Here is the Fergie interview and here is the Tom Ford interview.

The 12 Year Old Girl Who Can't Stop Sneezing

Did you see this on Today this morning? No, not Ann Curry's new tattoo which says Brad's girl, but a 12 year old girl who caught a cold a few weeks ago and is now sneezing 8-12 times per minute all day long and doctors are clueless as to how to stop it.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Steven Tyler Joins Joe Perry On Stage

Last night in New York, Joe Perry was playing a solo concert. Well solo until Steven Tyler jumped on the stage, grabbed the microphone and said he wasn't leaving Aerosmith.

"I just want New York to know, I am not leaving Aerosmith. And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!"

Tyler then told the drummer to play Walk this Way.

Jon Voight Reconciles With Angelina Jolie - Rushes To The Tabloids

I don't know if Jon Voight needed a few bucks or some publicity or just wanted to try and piss off his daughter Angelina Jolie again, but it has to be one of the three because there is just no excuse for rushing to a tabloid (US Weekly) to announce that you and your daughter have finally reconciled.

"We're in touch, but not regularly. We love each other and that's the most important thing."

Yeah, I can see that. Seven years they didn't talk because he told the world she had mental problems and needed help. She stopped talking to him because he couldn't stay out of the limelight and had to be the center of attention and talk to the press about her. So, they finally start talking this year and what does he do? He runs to the press and tells them. What is the deal with screwing over your family and loved ones. Whether it be Michael Lohan or Angelina Jolie or other relatives of celebrities it just seems that all they care about is themselves and don't care about the consequences of their actions and have never heard about putting family first.

The Lindsay Lohan Tapes - Day 5 - Suicide Watch

Before we get started with today's tapes, many people have asked about the actual tapings and whether they are illegal. California along with a few other states have two party consent which means that both parties need to consent to taping. Most states are one party consent which means that only one party (usually the recording party) has to consent. New York is a one party consent state. The one with Lindsay Lohan crying was actually a voicemail and not a conversation between daughter and dad. The conversation between the assistant and Michael was in New York and I am presuming the Dina ones are as well. Now, on with the show.

Michael: I know it is my fault that Lindsay is what she is. I am the one who let her down. I am a martyr.

Dina: Yes it is your fault and you know how Lindsay cuts herself and hurts herself?

Michael: (cash register) Yes

Dina: It's bad Michael, real bad right now

Dina: I know she is going to kill herself one day.

Michael: Well it won't be my fault.

Dina: Oh yes it will. I won't blame myself at all. If she kills herself it will be all your fault. It's not on me, it's on you.

And there you have it for this edition. Parents bickering over who will be blamed when their daughter kills herself. Perhaps if they both took some of the blame and worked together and didn't try to use their daughter every second of the day for the past ten years, much of this could have been avoided. However, as you can see they plainly haven't learned any lessons which is why Ali will be round two.

Sorry Celine

Back in August I posted a blurb about how Celine Dion was pregnant. I think at the time all of us were shocked that she had announced her pregnancy because it was in fact only a day or two into the pregnancy. Well, it turns out that procedure was not successful and another one in October was unsuccessful as well.

The old dude who is her husband confirmed all of this to a Montreal newspaper. He said the couple will continue trying to have a child and that Celine is more determined than ever. Rene didn't say whether all of this attempting would cut into his gambling or woman chasing time but did say that this weekend they will try again in New York. I guess he wanted to give everyone the exact place and date so they could have maximum alone time.

"I admire all the women who go through such a tough process. Since April, she has undergone numerous examinations, multiple hormone injections and blood tests," Rene told the paper, revealing the couple will go to New York this weekend for a third try. "Celine and I didn't get discouraged ... we put our faith in life and in the stars."

I do hope it works out for them, and although I make fun of Rene, I am sure Celine is going through a hard time. Can you imagine announcing the world you are pregnant and then having this happen? A miscarriage is bad enough without having the world know it.

Today's Blind Items & Your MV Clue

This married A list television reality producer has always had a revolving door policy when it comes to the women with whom he has sex. However it seems that he has finally found just one woman he wants to have as his mistress and has cast the others aside. He wants to remain faithful to this mistress who also happens to be a B list reality star who seems to never have a boyfriend that sticks. Now you know why.

To borrow a phrase from Ted C, MV ain't:

Mandy Moore
Pink
Norah Jones
Beyonce

Random Photos Part One

Top spot today are the children of Christopher & Dana Reeve. They get the top spot once a year and it is well deserved for all they do for the foundation that bears their parents names.
I don't know why I post Anna Chlumsky pictures. When I do, I feel 100 years old.
Anna Paquin and Katie Holmes on the set of their new movie. Katie actually has an executive producer credit on this movie so the crash from this should be spectacular. I just wish she wasn't bringing Anna down as well.
Billy Idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breckin Meyer is a great guy but it's kind of a let down after Billy Idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caroline Rhea and Richard Kind. I have said it before and I will probably say it again since I only post his picture once or twice a year, but if I imagined the best friend of George Clooney, Richard is not the guy I would envision. I love that he is because it makes Clooney seem more regular.
Oh, another Spin City vet, Barry Bostwick.
Dakota Fanning in Teen Vogue
Eros Ramazzotti - Oslo
If Gabourey Sidibe isn't nominated for an Academy Award then the process needs to be examined.
How many magazine covers do you think they have between them?
How many ya'lls do you think they have between them?
Jessica Alba forgot to take off her apron.
Joey Lawrence appears to be sweating a great deal. Oh, excuse me he likes Joseph now.
Just because all of you seem to love Jeff Probst pictures.
Does anyone besides me feel exploited?
Justin Timberlake on the set of his new movie.
Katharine McPhee has given up on that whole marriage thing. Oh, should I have kept quiet about that or made it a blind item? Whoops. My bad. Don't tell anyone. It can be our little secret. Shhh.
Lisa and Laura Ling
And Laura Ling with Euna Lee. It is good to see them out and about.
It is always lovely to see Lori Loughlin.
This is Michael Caine trying to pose for one of those pre-fight boxing photos. On the right is David Haye, the WBA Heavyweight Champ.
Wow, get her a 30 year old Brazilian boy toy and Maria Shriver has the perfect Halloween Madonna costume. Oh, wait this was for real.
Paris.
Fairly soon Phillip Seymour Hoffman is going to look like Cousin It. Oh, and Jane Krakowski.
Paul Teutul looks like he has dropped 50 pounds.
Rihanna had to rush straight over from Ariel's wedding reception.
Robin Williams hamming it up on the red carpet.
Seth Green and day 97 of that smile.
Apparently Stella McCartney is showing us that radically short hemlines are in style. I mean she would know right?
Add one more to the unemployed.
You know that girl behind Zac Efron wants to break into a smile. She is pretending to be unconcerned by the photographer.

I Love Trash - 1969

This was the first airing of Oscar singing I Love Trash way back in 1969. Notice that back in the day Oscar was orange.

One For The Good Guys

According to Latino Review, the proposed production of OLDBOY which was going to star Will Smith and be directed by Steven Spielberg is dead. Done. Not going to happen. This is one that I am very happy to see get dropped into the trash can for all eternity. I don't understand why every foreign movie of any consequence has to be Americanized. Can't we just enjoy the original? Are we that awful that we need everything in English and Hollywooded to death? Can we not enjoy what other directors have done and just leave it alone?

Did I understand OLDBOY? I know what it was about and I could follow along, but no, I didn't understand every last thing and there were some plot holes. However that doesn't mean I need a remake of it. I don't need Will and Steven to go in and dumb it down for me. I can't even imagine Will Smith in the scene above. I can't. It was a great movie. I'm glad that people will have to see the original if they want to see it and not just have it become lost because Hollywood thought they could do it better.

Happy Birthday Brittany Murphy

Brittany Murphy turns 32 today. What was once a promising career has been marred by some really bad movie choices followed by some really bad relationship choices and sprinkled with some really bad substance choices. That all equals one career right down the drain. I will say that when she has her act together she is a decent actress and I have hopes for her to get back on track. If you haven't seen it, The Ramen Girl is a good movie and shows that she is capable of doing more than marrying the ugliest guy on the planet.

Wonder What Shaq Did This Time

TMZ is reporting that Shaquille O'Neal's wife filed legal separation papers today here in LA. She has been a resident of our state for the past two days and is already taking advantage of our wonderful legal system. She lists the date of separation as November 9th. Shaunie has a had a busy past few days hasn't she? She pulled her kids out of school, moved from Florida to California, separated from her husband, found a lawyer and filed paperwork all in 72 hours.

When TMZ called Shaq'a people for a response they said Shaunie flew to LA and filed here because she thinks she can get more money here. They didn't address why she was filing for separation. I am going to go out on a limb here and say that perhaps Shaq was not the most faithful of husbands? Hmmm? Either that or she really didn't like his reality program or Cleveland's slow start, or she has a thing for Dwayne Wade. So many possibilities. So little interest.

Shaunie is asking for full legal and physical custody of the kids and spousal and child support as well.

Guess I Won't Be Living In Japan

Have you heard about this Japanese law which sets a maximum waist size for each person in the country? If you are over it then you are breaking the law and will also probably get fired from your job. Companies are required to reduce the number of overweight people in their companies by 10 percent in 2012 and 25% in 2015. If you don't measure up, then you will be fired because the company doesn't want to pay huge government fines.

It isn't exactly like Japan was swimming in fat people anyway. With the exception of sumo wrestlers Japan is already the slimmest industrialized nation and home to Ralph Lauren orgasms all day long.

So, would you like to know if you are breaking the law? Well, if you are 40 years old an a woman your waist can not be any larger than 35.4 inches and if you are a man it is 33.5 inches. So, by my calculations I am about 20 inches over that magical number. In the article I read they don't mention guidelines for younger people so presumably they can be as fat as they want until they reach a certain age.

One woman highlighted in the story was so scared about the 4 pounds she gained last year that in the week prior to her exam she only ate vegetable soup and exercised for 30 minutes a day. Presumably she burned off those 4.5 pounds and probably binged like crazy the day after her exam.

Way Too Much Information From Jane Fonda

I am never big on the whole celebrities sharing with me their sex lives. Oh sure, if they have a sex tape I will probably watch, because, hey, I'm a guy and I feel like it is umm research for the site. But, I have never subscribed to the Jada Pinkett Smith school of wanting to know everytime and how a celebrity is screwing their partner. Save it for them or for your kids when they have pissed you off and you want to make them squeamish.

In a recent interview talking about how she feels at 71, Jane Fonda had this to say. "I owe 30 per cent (of my good looks) to genes, 30 per cent to good sex, 30 per cent because of sports and healthy lifestyle and for the remaining 10 per cent, I have to thank my plastic surgeon."

OK, so to me that was already too much sex talk because now I have Jane Fonda in my head and it isn't a pretty sight. It gets worse however. She really, really wants you to know she is having sex.

"I'm 71, but I'm happier, the sex is better and I understand life better. I don't want to be young again."

I'm happy she is having sex. I really am and I think that is great and wonderful and I am glad she is living her life. I just don't want to know about it or hear about it or think about it.

Mel Gibson Missed The Birth Of His Baby

Maybe this was said before and I just didn't pay attention to it. I am sorry if it has been written everywhere, but honestly I just didn't get all that fired up about the whole Mel Gibson being a dad for the 8th time.

His girlfriend Oksana gave an interview to Hello UK and described how she went into labor alone and that Mel wasn't there for the birth of their baby Sugar Tits Gibson Grigorieva because he was in New York filming. Nothing wrong with that. The baby was born a month early so they say and Mel was across the country and it takes a good five hours to get across the country.

"She was almost a month early. I was at home and then I got rushed to hospital, and then eight hours later, I could look at her beautiful face. It was fairly straightforward, as births go. It happened very quickly.
"He (Gibson) came a few hours later because he had to fly from New York... He is ecstatic. He is in love with her already. He's very hands-on. He has been very doting and nurturing."

So, this is the part that I don't really understand. She was at home and goes into labor. Presumably she calls Mel. He having more money than anyone then does what? Goes to work for a few hours and then decides to get on a plane? She was in labor for 8 hours and then Mel still didn't show up for a few hours after that? No private plane? Did he fly on US Airways so he could connect in Vegas and spend a couple of hours playing slots in the airport?

I'm sure I am making something out of nothing, but hey, there isn't much to talk about today and whenever I can take a jab at Mel I am going to do it.

Jennifer Lopez Blocks "Sex Tape"

Jennifer Lopez's attorneys won a battle to stop the release of her so called sex tape. I say so called because what was reported yesterday isn't exactly the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Yesterday I spoke to someone who has actually seen the footage. I don't know if they saw all 11 hours worth, but if it is anything like the "sex" portion it would be the most boring footage of all-time. Apparently the sex part is nothing more than Jennifer standing in front of a mirror on her wedding night standing in a bra and panties while she assumes various poses and positions. Think Paris Hilton sex tape without the nudity and the horrible night vision.

The last thing I want to see is Jennifer Lopez admiring herself in a mirror. Well, unless it is shortened to about a minute and played with some really cheesy music and interspersed with some of her most awful bombs of movies. Then, it might be kind of funny.

Matthew Perry Turned Down A Monica & Chandler Reunion - Kind Of

Courteney Cox is doing her best impression of staging a Friends reunion one cast member at a time. On her show Cougar Town, Courteney has already convinced Lisa Kudrow to star and she is just working her way down the list of former castmates. She said recently that she had asked Matthew Perry to come on the show and play her boyfriend. Apparently it was too close to a Monica & Chandler thing though so Matthew took a pass. What I think she should do is have an episode kind of like Larry David did during Curb Your Enthusiasm. Just have the rest of the cast reunited on Cougar Town. Courteney could walk in one them while they are filming a reunion show and she could run around asking everyone where Monica was because she was her favorite character and really wants to meet her. This way we can get the whole reunion thing done and over with forever.

The Lindsay Lohan Tapes Day 4 - With Special Guest Star Heath Ledger

Previously on The Lindsay Lohan tapes.

Lindsay: (crying) Mommy doesn't like me daddy so I punched her in the face. I had to do it because you left us and I couldn't handle it.

Michael: (cash register sounds in his head) You punched your mom? Tell daddy all about it.

Now, for a very special episode.

Dina: Guess what Michael? Your daughter is completely f**ked up for two reasons. You and she dated Heath Ledger.

Michael: (cash register sounds in his head) She dated Heath Ledger?

Dina: Yeah she was well, I don't know if you would call it dating but I would drop her off there and they were close, very, very close.

Michael: (slot machine sounds) Do you have any pictures? Video?

Dina: When he died it really f**ked up Lindsay. Do you know that when she is not sleeping with some random guy and is at home that she sleeps with me? She does that because of what you did to our family.

Michael: What? You mean be an a-hole and have a love child in the week we were separated?

In tomorrow's episode we find the couple hatching a plan to make more money off their daughter and trying to sell the youngest daughter to some sheik.

Happy Anniversary - And Today's Blind Items - MV Revisited With New Clues

Today is the 3rd Anniversary of the site. That means three years ago I was sitting at work one day, bored out of my mind and decided to start a blog. Fast forward to today and there have been almost 9,000 posts and approximately 250,000 comments. That is a lot of writing from you and from me. A couple of weeks after I started the site I wrote a blind item which has simply been known as MV. What I thought I would do today and for the rest of the week is to give you a few clues to help you along the way to see if you can guess it.

Here is what the post looked like almost three years ago, and at the bottom is your clue for today.

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Let me preface this post, by saying that if this story ever comes out, it would blow the music world up and shake it to its core..This would put the Milli Vanilli scandal and Ashlee Simpson SNL situation so far down the ladder it would be crazy..

Towards the end of last year I had a woman come into my office and she began to explain what she had done and had been doing for several years and it was one of the very few times that I just could not believe what I was hearing..I know the music industry inside and out, and I had never heard of something so extensive and pervasive as this..

This woman (S) came into my office because the payments she had been receiving had stopped and she wanted to either get the money that was owed to her, or expose what she had been doing to the light of day..

S is a sessions/studio/backup singer and is very good..Prior to her involvement in what I am going to describe, she made a very good living singing on commercials and being a backup singer for groups and other solo acts, etc..Like I said she is very good, but she does not really have that "look" which would make her a star, so record companies did not put her out front, but just used her talents..

In late 2000, a man came to her one day and said he needed someone to record some demos because he had written a lot of songs, but wanted a demo to shop the songs to singers and record labels..This is not unusual at all and she had done this type of work before and it paid pretty well so she agreed. What was unusual about her recording of the demos was how much work was put into the actual recordings..It was extensive..Generally there is not much time put into the recordings because you never really know if the song will even sell, and the money spent on recording could be put to better uses..These demos she was recording were actually being treated as if they were going to be released on a CD or to radio..They even did some mixing which was REALLY unusual..

After a few weeks she had recorded about over a dozen songs and she went on her way and was really oblivious to anything else pertaining to it, UNTIL several months later she was in her car and heard her voice coming from the radio, only it was another singer being given credit..(We will call this other singer MV for Milli Vanilli) She could not believe what she was hearing and did not know whether to be excited to hear herself on the radio, confused about the credit given to another singer or just pissed off for the same reasons..

What she did do, was to call the man who had originally come to her and had her record the songs..The man agreed to meet her and gave her a substantial sum of money and promised to keep giving her money every month as long as she kept her mouth shut. MV was taking off..(MV has/had several Top 40 songs and CD's. They could have gone to #1 or languished in the 30's..I really cannot go into much more detail or else it would be too easy to discover) MV was everywhere..on television, radio, awards shows, commercials..EVERYWHERE..meanwhile, S continued to get money every month and kept her little secret to herself..The guy who picked S was VERY lucky..Most singers would have caused a fuss, but S has always been in the background and was resigned to the fact she always would be, and was very happy just taking the $$, and did not want that to stop..

About 9 months go by and S is called by the guy because MV is going on tour and they want S to record some extra mixes and such for the tour..She agrees and does not really do much, but money is money..

Fast forward another year or so and S stops receiving money and after a few months of missed payments, calls the guy who explains that they need S to do another CD and then the payments can continue, but there is no more money unless she does more recordings..

S agrees and records another CD worth of songs which is released several months later and does even better than the first CD. This same process is repeated (I am not going to tell you the number of CD's because again you may be able to deduce and so I will just say the process repeated itself several times)

Well everything goes well for the most part for all these years and then no more payments, and no more calls and she cannot even locate our mystery man..S has not received a payment in six months when she came into my office and related this story..She did not even know the guy's name, but when she described him, I knew who he was and was even more floored than I had been previously..This was just something I had really not heard before..

I had heard of really altering voices in the recording studios and bringing in hired hands for one song or a large portion of a song, but never CD after CD and even doing extra work so a live performance would not sound staged..I told her I needed some time to check into her story and then we could proceed..It took two calls before I got the guy on the phone and he was pissed, scared, angry, threatening, remorseful..everything..It turns out the reason he had stopped making payments was he had been playing some shell games with the money between the record company, MV's earnings and MV's investments and just did not have any additional money..In addition, MV was not sure she wanted to continue on with what had been happening and so our mystery guy might be completely out of the picture..

I actually think the record company to this day has no idea what went on as the Guy was very good at what he does/did and knew how to make sure the record company was always happy..He stayed under budget, toured, made MV available, and made the record company money..

So a meeting was arranged in my office and S and MV finally met face to face..they had never done so, even though it was S who made MV a star..MV was rude to say the least when she saw what S looked like and it really upset me although S being her normal classy self could have cared less..

What we agreed to do that day was to provide S with one lump sum rather than a monthly income which was easier for Guy to pull off and S also agreed to never disclose her role in this drama and MV was on her own for future recordings and tours..

This involved literally millions of CD's and hundreds of concerts all over the world..The one thing I did get out of this beside my fee of course is a Gold Record autographed by S and by MV..I know it is the only one in the world..

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MV has been or is currently married.

Random Photos Part One

Happy 40th To Sesame Street!
This isn't going to be a Twilight blog, but it is a big movie and so I do need to show some love to Dakota Fanning who seems to be relying on her cheerleader training here.
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Lautner who I keep expecting to start singing Randy Travis songs.
And Robert Pattinson who just woke up.
Alizee Guinochet and David Blaine. As soon as I see Alizee's name I start wondering if maybe her parents were big drinkers and then realize the name is spelled differently and then I realize that maybe they drank so much of it, their minds were messed up and so wrote it this way.
Now that I have posted Ace Young's picture I'm sure I will shortly receive several e-mails from people who will tell me exactly everything he is doing and where I can see him and how lucky we all are that Ace Young is alive on our planet. Very dedicated fans.
Is it wrong of me that I would like and Ice-T and Coco reality channel?
Joshua Jackson without Diane Kruger. Oh, she was there, I just figured you might like to see him solo.
Eva Mendes wants the world to notice her and I really think we are getting close to another visit to that place she went before. Very close.
Jason Bateman with a beard.
Josh Duhamel with a big grin because Fergie is in Europe and Josh is all alone in Atlanta.
The very underrated Joseph Gordon - Levitt.
Matt Damon and Emily Blunt on the set of their new movie. Running is not a good look for Emily.
Nicole Richie at some event in LA.
Random dudes like Tobey Maguire, and Kevin Connelly and Leonardo DiCaprio. Are we going with Lukas Haas for the other guy?
Skunk Anansie - Amsterdam
Tom Waits and some guy named Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp and Harry Dean Stanton.
"I'm sorry Harry, I just don't see the spiders crawling over his face over to your arms."
The one and only Tippi Hedren.
It has been awhile since I put Taryn Manning in the photos but she has really been taking care of herself and looks better than she has in years.
Tim Robbins and Rebecca De Mornay.
The Zooey.
Woody Harrelson wearing the same suit for at least the third time in the past month and Ben Foster.

Eddie Cibrian Wants To Sue

Life & Style had a report this week that said that Eddie Cibrian was cheating on LeAnn Rimes with his ex-girlfriend Scheana Marie Jancan. She is of course the woman he was sleeping with while he was married before he got around to sleeping with LeAnn Rimes. Eddie isn't happy with the latest story. He was ok with the earlier one where he was sleeping with Scheana while he was married but with his meal ticket in danger he has threatened to file a libel suit against Life & Style.

"Unfortunately Life & Style Magazine has chosen to go out with a story filled with inaccuracies and deceitful lies, presumably to titillate sales, but clearly resulting in harm to Eddie Cibrian and others. This is irresponsible and reckless journalism. Eddie has met with his attorneys and will be filing a suit for libel and other actionable grounds shortly."

Uh huh. Give me a call when he actually files it.

Michael Wants Lindsay In Rehab - But Wants To Get Paid

Just when you think Michael Lohan couldn't get any lower, he has found a new way to act like scum. Last week he released tapes of his daughter Lindsay Lohan crying and Dina Lohan talking about being punched by Lindsay. Michael said he was releasing the tapes to get Lindsay into rehab. It turns out his greater motivation was money. He tried to get $100K for all the tapes but no one would buy them. Radar eventually made a deal with Michael where they got all the tapes for free and paid him later for an interview. Why did they do it this way? So, when Michael is asked if he is getting paid for tapes he can say, "no."

The NY Post asked him just that question and he said no to the tapes and money but when was asked about whether he was paid for the interview, he said, "That's in the hands of my lawyers. They deal with that." He then added, "This isn't about money or getting paid, it's about saving my daughter."

Uh huh. If so, then why take any money a-hole. What a f**ker.

Steven Tyler Quits Aerosmith - Joe Perry Pissed

Bands come and go but Aerosmith has been around for 40 years. That is why Joe Perry is pissed off that Steven Tyler decided to quit Aerosmith not by letting the band know, but by releasing something on the internet. Joe says that after a show in Abu Dhabi last week, the band went their separate ways and were supposed to reconvene to do a final four shows. That doesn't appear likely.

Joe doesn't know what is going on and says that Steven Tyler will not return his phone calls but he doesn't think the band will ever get back together in its original form.

“Obviously he hasn’t been giving 100 percent to this thing for a long time,” Perry said. “He’s obviously had this planned for a long time. To disregard his brothers to the point where we have to find out about it on the Internet – it’s like, 'See you later, Bud.’ I still care for him as a person, or at least the person I used to know. But things change.”

There Is A Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape

It seems that for the past 12 years Ojani Noa has kept some things to himself. While he has been repeatedly been slapped down by Jennifer Lopez's lawyers when he has tried to make a buck off their marriage, he has always held one thing close to him. Until now. 11 hours of video including video of Lopez "in [a] revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room footage from [her and Noa's] honeymoon."

How all of this came to light is that Ojani needs money and found a guy named Ed Meyer who started shopping around a movie based on Ojani and Jennifer. During the course of this partnership, Ed's attorney has been in contact with Jennifer's attorney and that is when the news of the sex tape emerged.

Now, according to documents obtained by ET, Jennifer is suing Ojani and Ed for $10M saying Ojani is violating an agreement the couple signed back in 2005. Ojani will probably lose, but considering the couple were married in 1997, he sure has been holding on to that sex tape for a very long time. I wonder if it will accidentally be released during this whole process.

Britney On Lockdown In Australia

I don't doubt that people walked out of the Britney Spears concert in Perth Australia over the weekend. I also don't doubt there may have been a hundred or more who left as early as the third song. I do doubt though they actually paid for their tickets and not the news organizations reporting the story.

If you are such a big fan of Britney Spears that you are willing to spend half your week's pay to go see her, don't you think you would know that you are going to see her lip syncing? Did you really think she was going to get up there and sing for two hours? As John Mayer said in one of his Twitter posts this weekend, "If you're shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you."

I think life will be impossible for you. Would I pay $200 to see Britney dance around on stage? No, but I know plenty of people who would and who don't care if she sings or not. I think news organizations wanted a story and were willing to manufacture things a bit and also were really pissed that Britney's people imposed so many restrictions on photographers that the news organizations simply decided to not send still photographers to any of her shows and then they "found" people like Amanda Hawlet. "I want my money back or I want her to sing properly. The ticket cost me $200 and she lip-synched the whole thing. It's cost me half a week's wage and you've got bills to pay, but you look forward to this concert, it's a night out - and what do you get? Nothing! It was a waste of $200 - I could have got four pairs of shoes for that."

So, if you spent that much and it is your night out, then why would you leave the show early? Wouldn't you suck it up and hope it got better? If you click the link you can find video of her show in Perth as well as a host of other articles about the controversy and how Britney is holed up in her hotel room and won't leave.

More From Marty Rathbun & Scientology - Tom Cruise Ready To Beat Up Scientologists

Over the weekend Rush & Malloy were given a document by Marty Rathbun. In the document he states that he has a witness who will corroborate a story that says David Miscavige was upset with a group of managers because they had failed to beat the hell out of three "incarcerated" Scientology members. Miscavige said that if the managers didn't beat the three the way they should that Tom Cruise was prepared to beat the hell out of the three when he arrived the next day for a meeting.

Of course Scientology denies all this, but Rush & Malloy actually called Tom Cruise's attorney Bert Fields who said, "“I would be surprised if David Miscavige was beating people up." Notice he didn't say he wouldn't be surprised if David Miscavige was ordering people beat up and that is what the story is about isn't it? Fields also said he would sue the hell out of Rathbun if Rathbun revealed details of auditing sessions with Cruise. I find this very interesting because Scientology has revealed results of auditing sessions and I didn't see Bert Fields jumping up with an offer to sue Scientology on their behalf. He doesn't consider them quite so sacrosanct unless it involves Cruise.

Ted C. Blind Item

There's a humpy dude who's still gorgeous and who used to be on a hit TV show that was often centered around lots of sand, and lots of boobs.

Let's call him Sandy Boob, then, shall we?

Sure is pretty, that Sandy! He's also notoriously horny, and has been for many, many years, which, for the record, is about as much time it's been since Sandy's been a relevant player in the biz. Hmm. Could that be why Sandy's suddenly getting less and less discrete about the fact that he likes to do what Crotch Uh-Lastic does, i.e, seduce guys to watery locales?

Yeah, probably, but guess what. Now that Sandy's career is on hiatus (and has been for some time), Sandy's friends tell us Mr. Boob decided for that very reason to start...

...not only acting out more sexually (hey, a release is a release, right?), but to also intentionally do it in more cavalier fashion. Secretly hoping to get caught, just so he can deny it. After all, Sandy likes girls, has procreated, and always looks butch when he's caught checking himself out in the mirror. You know the look, right? They sort of grimace when they're checking their perfectly disheveled hair—like it's so paining them to do so.

Well, that just about sums up Sandy's acting talents, come to think of it. But that's beside the point—or not? After all, the only reason Mr. Boob's strutting it out there so much lately is because he's dying for some heat on his career again. If not his thighs.

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