Friday, January 01, 2010

Blind items Revealed

Monday, October 19, 2009

Over the weekend, my second ex-wife Carli managed to stop shopping long enough to actually get a really nice juicy blind item. I replaced her names with descriptions, but other than that it is all her.

I was picking up food for a BBQ my friends were having downtown and a B list television actor with A list name recognition on a hit network drama walked in and was standing next to me yammering away for 5 minutes or so. I was at Milk Bakery on Beverly when he and his buddy walked in. His buddy made some comment about ordering ice cream and our actor said oh dude, I work out so much I can afford to eat this. Um....I beg to differ, but hey, he didn't ask my opinion. Our actor and his C list actress wife are looking at houses and our actor was saying how his friend's wife had told our actor's wife about this beautiful house. Well, our actor's wife saw the house and loved it, and put an offer in on it despite the fact that their friends had wanted to buy it and will freak when they find out they have been stabbed in the back.

Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart

24 comments:

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

They are a pair of losers who deserve each other. I already feel sorry for their unborn child.

Reese said...

McSleazy and wife. This is even more nauseating than their threesome tape was.

Dulcinea said...

I wonder who the other couple was who had wanted to buy the house in the first place?

Cecilia00 said...

And I bet the other couple are Charlie Sheen and Brooke.

Gayheart & Dane introduced Charlie and Brooke and Rebecca & Brooke are good friends.

Kingrey said...

This was the most popular guess. Douche and Douchette. Cabrones

Kelsey said...

trolls. I think B and C list classifications for these two is being generous.

genesis said...

What asses.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Cecilia00 - I had no clue, but that is positively poetic. I wonder if Charlie is really the father of Rebecca's unborn fetus? You know damn well they've swapped. That megaskank Karianne P has probably gotten into the action with all of them, too.

ChasingHeaven said...

Good grief, what is wrong with people? Jerkoffs.

Apple said...

they both seem pretty vain and selfish. No wonder those two found each other.

But as a rule of thumb, if you find a house you love. Never Ever talk about it until you go into contract. That was dumb on the friends part.

jax said...

McSkeazy...what a bunch of fuckers.

annabella said...

ugh.

Geebz said...

douchtastic!

GladysKravitz said...

They deserve that piece of work Karianne P as their menage a trois partner. She's a spoiled little brat and these two are even more spoiled. Is Los Angeles a mecca for the assholes of the world?

genesis said...

Gladys, pretty much

pomme said...

honestly i think Dane and His wife are really in love
i remember a Lainey blind item on a TV actor crazy in love of his druggie wife(When he worked, he took a nurse to take care her)

mouth.like.a.sailor said...

wow...that's some nasty, rude, low-down nastiness.

can you imagine the friends finding out????

whole lotto luv said...

Somehow, if the friends were Brooke and Charlie, I can just imagine Charlie yelling at Brooke, "blabbermouth! I ought to CUT a bitch!"

jax said...

eric dane and charlie sheen aren't even CLOSE to the same tax bracket. Gnarly Sheen makes huge money on that shit show. now way they are looking at the same house.

chihuahuense said...

ugh, I just got a shiver thinking about that poor kid.

chihuahuense said...

for the win:


blog hopper said...
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart?

2:23 PM

TheGoldenSockPuppet said...

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...
"You know damn well they've swapped."

What makes you think that? Did I miss something juicy?

Elle Kaye said...

After involuntary manslaughter and smoking crack, then being blessed with a pregnancy, it's really surprising that they're not even trying to be better people.

They need a manual on how to be a human being.

Moriah said...

It's just Milk.. not, Milk Bakery. Now I am hungry!