Well I guess we can all assume that Matthew McConaughey sucks in bed. His girlfriend Camila Alves gave an interview to StyleList to talk about her new gig as the host of Shear Genius. I am not exactly sure how being a bartender qualifies you to be the host of Shear Genius, but, it isn't like I am going to complain about staring at her on the screen for an hour a week either. At least Jaclyn Smith was always known for her hair and had that hair product back in the day and did hair commercials. Anyway, back to the interview. Oh, wait. First did you see that Camila's mom is ticked off because Camila doesn't have a written financial agreement with Matthew. Camila's mom thinks Camila is going to get screwed. Mom is probably right.
OK, so in the interview, Camila says that after the birth of a baby your body should take 40 days off. "For these 40 days you really take it easy. By that I mean no sex, light, healthy food, no trips to the gym. Then, after 40 days, you are good to go. I confess, I am getting a little anxious to workout. I miss it." I don't care who you are, when someone says they miss working out more than having sex with you, that hurts the pride. Do you suppose to get through the 40 days Matthew is spending some alone time looking at posters of Lance Armstrong and remembering when the two of them would ride with Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, the baby was born January 3rd, and today is the 29th, so two more weeks to go Matthew.