Friday, January 29, 2010

Camila Alves - No Sex Or Working Out For 40 Days - Misses Working Out


Well I guess we can all assume that Matthew McConaughey sucks in bed. His girlfriend Camila Alves gave an interview to StyleList to talk about her new gig as the host of Shear Genius. I am not exactly sure how being a bartender qualifies you to be the host of Shear Genius, but, it isn't like I am going to complain about staring at her on the screen for an hour a week either. At least Jaclyn Smith was always known for her hair and had that hair product back in the day and did hair commercials. Anyway, back to the interview. Oh, wait. First did you see that Camila's mom is ticked off because Camila doesn't have a written financial agreement with Matthew. Camila's mom thinks Camila is going to get screwed. Mom is probably right.

OK, so in the interview, Camila says that after the birth of a baby your body should take 40 days off. "For these 40 days you really take it easy. By that I mean no sex, light, healthy food, no trips to the gym. Then, after 40 days, you are good to go. I confess, I am getting a little anxious to workout. I miss it." I don't care who you are, when someone says they miss working out more than having sex with you, that hurts the pride. Do you suppose to get through the 40 days Matthew is spending some alone time looking at posters of Lance Armstrong and remembering when the two of them would ride with Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, the baby was born January 3rd, and today is the 29th, so two more weeks to go Matthew.

13 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

"Do you suppose to get through the 40 days Matthew is spending some alone time looking at posters of Lance Armstrong and remembering when the two of them would ride with Jake Gyllenhaal"

Enty, you're pure wickedness.
GAWD HOW I LOVE YOU!
Thank you for my Friday giggle!

Ms Cool said...
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jax said...

terrible enty lol! i personally never bought into the Matthew is gay train,but funny no less.

as for the quote...she didn't say she missed working out more,she just didn't mentioned the sex...like a lady!plus her b/f is famous. i give her a pass.

shazzzba said...

WELL NO OFFENSE TO MATTHEW...BUT SHE ISN'T FEELING HER BODY IS AT ITS BEST..AND WELL THAT'S HOW SHE GOT WHERE SHE IS...ISN'T IT ?

Jenny S said...

After having a baby, I really didn't feel like having sex for a while. It had nothing to do with my husband or his performance and a lot to do with hormones and the fear of getting pregnant again.

angelina said...

He's stinky and greasy, so I don't blame her

KellyLynn said...

At least she's setting some realistic expectations for recuperating from childbirth. After hearing Kardashian-style fairy tales about post-baby workouts, it's refreshing to hear someone in Hollywood admit to letting her body heal.

Moriah said...

I certainly don't want to stare at her for an hour a week, but I will because I like the show. I'm kinda pissed they changed hosts!

Raina Cox said...

Ob-Gyns recommend women wait 6 weeks after childbirth to have sex, so Ms. Alves is actually short a couple of days in her count.

Miss said...

whats with all the bartender jokes?

We have other skills besides making wicked mean drinks :D

pomme said...

honestly, i can understand why she wants to be off during a time after a new baby but say that it's worse than jennifer Garner saying time with her female friend is better than with her husband!

Lana's Blog said...

Well, now we know that Enty isn't a mom, even if he is a woman!

You're body goes through A LOT in childbirth, and sex is the last thing on your mind. I can see the missing the gym, that is probably her 'me' time, and obviously she normally has a great figure, and wants to make sure she gets it back.

Henriette said...

I always thought bongo boy was gay. She just elevated her career by giving him some kids. She better get it in writing.