Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star was so spaced out she did a number two in front of a reporter?

At least she then sprayed the tiny studio apartment with air freshener...

26 comments:

Nosey Parker said...

Amy Winehouse?

joey bagadonuts said...

ROFLMBO!!!
This is awesome, lololol!!!

ballyhoo. said...

ewwwwww!! amy winehouse.

Stacy said...

Tila. I'm pretty sure Winehouse's place is bigger than a studio.

Ice Angel said...

Probably an English star-I'm guessing Lily Allen...I don't think she's ever managed the concept of making money off of her career. She's always broke.

Funny Girl said...

I am so confused. Did she shart or go to the bathroom?

RocketQueen said...

Sounds like the former, Funny Girl. How embarrassing. I'm guessing "spaced out" is a clue, but don't know my Brit stars that well.

Anonymous said...

i am cracking up - poor reporter! lmao!

jax said...

spaced out? sounds like Amy or the other cokey one with the kids..married to a cab driver. Katona.

Unknown said...

Courtney Love?
She once had her pussy waxed in front of a reporter, so...

califblondy said...

Hey, at least she sprayed.

MCH said...

I'm sorry she went #2 in front of the reporter or shat her pants????

Icecat said...

Yeah this one leaves me scratching my head. Did she go to the restroom and poop?? Or did she just fart?? Too vague and not even that funny...

This also has to be someone without a lot of money if it is really a tiny studio. Not Wino or Lily. I seem to remember that they both had bigger places...And, they are both singers wouldn't the blind have said singer??

I have no guess...

Anonymous said...

@califblondy

Yes, but did she courtesy flush? lol

chihuahuense said...

I don't know whether she sharted or went potty, but this was shocking and so damn funny I almost went #1.

figgy said...

It has to be farted. I don't know how it would actually work if she'd, yknow...

Maja With a J said...

But number two is pooping, no? *L* My guess: Mariah Carey. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Cheryl said...

It doesn't mean that's her place. That might just be where they had the interview.

Amy is pretty skanky so she's my guess.

Genesis said...

That chick that was on Spaced, can't remember her name but that'd be hilarious. She was also in an ep of Doctor Who where the Doctor became human to hide from the family of blood. They fell in love.

*buffs glasses*

califblondy said...

That's funny BadFish 'cuz unfortunately I have to tell a certain someone all the damn time..."Can I get a courtesy flush?" Jeesh!

West End Girl said...

Genesis, do you mean Jessica Hynes/Stephenson? I doubt she'd be that crass, surely?

lollydarling said...

a number two is definitely a poo, ladies and gents in the US. And this is not Jessica H/S, who would die rather than do this and is very straight. Lady Sovereign, pre-CBB? The studio apt rules out Lily Allen or Amy Winehouse.

sandman said...

queen elizabeth

J said...

why is this a blind?

would someone sue for revealing that they took a shit?

i dont get it

scout said...

sienna miller

Genesis said...

West End Girl yeah I mean her and I know it's not her lol but it'd be funny to think so

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