Friday, January 15, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which tycoon makes his women perform sex acts in exchange for their supper? Strangely enough it has worked for decades...

36 comments:

Carrie said...

OMG. Please let this be Richard Branson!
I want to see the complaint letter..

Dear Richard:

The food you give me in exchange for sex acts is disgusting...

shazzzba said...

ARE THE WOMEN THAT STUPID...I'D RATHER EAT AT WENDY'S PAID FOR BY ME....SICK BASTARD....

chestnut-red said...

@ shazzzba -- You're too funny!

All I can say is YUCK!!! I'd rather starve.

Pookie said...

trump.

lutefisk said...

I thought of Hef, then through up a little in my mouth.

Momster said...

I had Wendy's for lunch, lol. And paid cash.

Rupert Murdoch?

Anonymous said...

Hugh Hefner?

roxy said...

roman abromovich

Goodgrief said...

The sad part is these women probably don't eat much. Unless "supper" is blow, so the exchange is blow for blow.

Ells said...

lol @ Carrie

mygeorgie said...

Carrie, you're the *best*!

Anonymous said...

TRUMP

Goodgrief said...

My guess is Ross Perot

Carrie L. said...

This reminds me of an "Office" episode where Meredith is having sex with a supplier in exchange for discounts & Outback Steakhouse gift certificates. The HR gal asks her why, and she says "I know it sounds crazy, but when I got those gift certificates I just felt good about myself."

d said...

Guys, I think we're being a little judgemental here. For all we know, the food could be really good... ;)

ms_wonderland said...

Alan Sugar? Though 'supper' is an odd word - maybe 'sing for their supper' as in Simon Cowell?

Kingrey said...

"for decades" suggests an older man. And this is from the Daily Mirror- therefore likely British. And a chulo. DICK Branson. Or if he's someone not born in the UK but lives there, it could be L. Mittal

ms snarky said...

Rupert Murdoch

ms_wonderland said...

What's a chulo?

Pookie said...

ms. wonderland...a chulo, in caribbean spanish (cuba, puerto rico, dominican republic), is a gigolo. and sometimes, depending on context, also a pimp.

Anonymous said...

Wow.

BigMama said...

I'm sorry, I have to say it...

makes the phrase "guess who's coming for dinner" take on a whole new meaning.

again appologies.

Kingrey said...

Thanks Pookie for the traduccion. :D

Patty said...

LOL @ Big Mama

Richard Branson FTW

Pookie said...

kingrey...asere, de nada, consorte.

Lisa (not original) said...

Hef's been doing that for nearly a century.

Anonymous said...

ron perelman (sp?)

Anonymous said...

Since when is Ron Perlman a tycoon? He's just a regular run of the mill actor.

caydian said...

Gives new meaning to the term, "Working for peanuts."

Kit said...

I hope it's Richard. He slays me. He's awesome. LOL.

MadLyb said...

My guess is Hugh Hefner.

shakey said...

Anonymous 3:24 made me LOL.

Is Warren Buffet still alive?

PJ Nelson said...

Not the actor Ron Perlman, the tycoon Ronald Owen Perelman. An American billionaire investor who made his fortune buying beleaguered corporations - Ellen Barkin's ex.

Mango said...

First thought was Hef.

I don't want it to be Richard Branson because I always thought he had a human head, what with the same S.O. for decades and the grounded daughter going to med school to be a pediatrician.

If ya'll know something about him that I don't know, kindly SPILL. :)

Aimée said...

My first thought was Trump, because Ivana is in the Celebrity Big Brother house right now. But perhaps that's what they want us to think...

Reviewer said...

I love Branson. He can be a freak all he wants. He and Tarantino are two of the most interesting, intelligent, and charismatic conversationalists. Most celebrities are dead in the water when it comes to scintillating small talk. Not those two geniuses. So if it's Richard, rock on, baby Dick.