Last year Michael Lohan made a living the second half of the year by selling out his family and friends via secretly recorded audio tapes. Now though Michael has moved on from that dated technology. He knows the internet and the paychecks are all about the video now, so he secretly recorded his ex-girlfriend snorting coke. In his bed. He says it proves she has a drug problem. Therefore he was right when he assaulted her? That seems to be his logic anyway. He plans on showing the video in court but wanted to get paid for it first. You can see it here.
In other shivering Michael Lohan news, he and Kate Major are now a thing. So much so he spent the holidays with her and they got matching tattoos. No word on whether he got her a mesh shirt for Christmas. Oh, Kate Major is the former star reporter who had sex with Jon Gosselin at Michael Lohan's house. They are made for each other. Hopefully she knows about the hidden video camera.