How tough is this to remember? If you call your ex-girlfriend you will go to jail. It seems simple enough to remember, but apparently Michael Lohan can't handle that simple reasoning. So, last week Michael picked up the phone and called his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller and yesterday he was arrested by police. There is no truth to the rumor that he was watching Lindsay Lohan look-a-like porn when he was arrested or that he he has already watched Lindsay's first topless movie scene which will be in Machete. If you want to know how far down Lindsay's career has come, listen to this. She has 10 minutes of screen time in the new movie. During the ten minutes she is naked for 7. She spends those 7 minutes with the woman who plays her onscreen mother, who is also naked. Yeah. So needless to say Michael Lohan is hosting the dads who like their actress daughters too much meeting that month.