Thursday, January 28, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Louis Auchincloss - RIP
Bradley Cooper drawing a crowd while
his other half is actually attempting a smile. Must be time for a new botox injection Renee.
Why would you choose a spokesperson for a product when the person has probably not even eaten any of the product and would feign fullness after one Reese's Pieces. What you need is someone like me who will eat entire bags of Almond Joys and Mounds and keep asking for more. Ashlee Simpson doesn't even look happy to be there and she is getting paid!
Christina Applegate, and yes, that is Taylor Swift in the background.
I know lots of you are fans, but I just am not a big fan of Channing Tatum. I do like Amanda Seyfried though.
This is a great picture of David Beckham. It is from 10 Magazine.
A couple of Johnsons plus Kelly Phleger. It sounds like something off an IHOP menu.
Country number 42 for Hugh Grant. Is this movie even in a US theatre anymore? I will give him credit for working. The man will not give up promoting a movie.
Angie Harmon, Jason Sehorn and a dead animal.
Your Jersey Shore picture of the day.
I will say that Kristen Bell, Dax Shepherd, Will Arnett and Josh Duhamel are much better at fake laughter and smiles than Mel Gibson and his girlfriend were yesterday. Jon Heder just looks like he wants to be invited to the party. At least you belong Jon. The only reason Dax is there is because somehow Kristen Bell finds him attractive.
I didn't even recognize Kate Moss.
Leo looks around before he goes dumpster diving.
Lea Thompson looks pretty damn good.
Two hours later, Mel B realized the bike wasn't moving.
Mark Wahlberg taking one of his kids to school.
Nick Jonas having an orgasm on stage.
Rose McGowan thinks she is better than you. You know she does.
Why do I imagine Reese saying something like "Hi ya'll."
Now I know why Tim McGraw usually wears his hat.
Tim Robbins - Sydney
Taylor Swift gets her picture taken with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. The question is do they know who she is?

46 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

OH MY Ashlee Simpson looks like a young Cher in that picture

Tenley said...

I almost didn't recognize Becks with all those clothes on.

.robert said...

Beckham pumps gas in Jersey?

sunnyside1213 said...

Think B Coop will really propose to Squintty?

Pookie said...

christina appleg. looks fantastic.

am so loving amanda seyfried's jacket.

that's a disturbing pic of the little jonas bro.

faith hill looks mondo-fab, great hair too.

awww...cutie taylor s.

Mooshki said...

Sunnyside, depends on what they put in their contract.

Ms Cool said...

I haven't asked for Daniel Craig in a while. However, as I saw the photo of the Jersey Shore dunces, I felt it was time to ask again.

pomme said...

i didn't recognize Leo Dicaprio with his lumberjack shirt!

nice to see David beckham with chlothes!my mum thinks he looks alike Christian Bale

who is Channing Tatum ? he looks alike Mark wahlberg with a big touch of douchery

BigMama said...

I am in SHOCK that Kate Moss has actual definition to her legs.

Love that pic of Becks...

Tom and Rita, please don't ever break up or become super wierd!

Syko said...

Sadly disappointed in the hatless Tim McGraw.

debbro said...

Taylor Swift has a spine like a Flintstone xylophone, that is so gross!

TinselSass said...

The best thing about the pic of Leo is his bag... OK is a fantastic store gallery on Third Street. In a world ruined by big boxes and overbuilt brands, OK is a rare space. Cool books, unique gifts, collectibles and jewelry. (And no, I don't work there or know the owners.) I just appreciate entrepreneurs dedicated to offering the special of life. Even its site is quality:
http://okstore.la/

Thanks to all of you for making CDaN a unique space, community, too!

RocketQueen said...

Mmmm....Becks can work under my hood anytime.

Leo really looks like he's slimmed down! His weight really seems to vacillate.

I won't say what I think about the animal around Angie's neck, but ya'll know what I'm thinking ;) It looks like it could be fake, though. Let's hope.

I'm ok with both Tatum and Seyfried. I don't give Tatum's marriage very long, though.

To the depths of fiery hell with you, Asslee!

Moriah said...

Reese looks super skinny and honestly, it's not flattering.

Stacy said...

No way that's Tim McGraw, he's taller than that.

Lauren said...

I wish I could have dinner with Tom and Rita. Taylor, you can come along too. I met you once and you were beyond sweet. It was before you became pop, and you were still considered a country gal.

jerryvet said...

Anyone know if the rumor of Taylor Swift and John Mayer true? Please no!

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

1. I could easily see that as being an alternate reality for David Beckham.

2. Marky Mark looks more like a bodyguard than a father.

3. Where the hell is Lee Pace from the When in Rome premier? I wants.

nancer said...

great dress on reese.

oooo, that nick jonas. such a rocker!

LOL.

i think channing tatum is butt ugly. don't get that at all.

chihuahuense said...

Mark, please take the earphones out while you walk your daughter to school. She might want to say something to you.

I actually like Reese. As a fellow Tennessean, I think she reps us well.

Tim and Faith, on the other hand...something just doesn't sit right.

califblondy said...

I thought of Cher too when I saw Ashlee.

I had to do a double-take on Tim and Faith. I love them, but they look better in their jeans and him in a cowboy hat for sure.

Dirty David Beckham made my day.

kitty litter said...

kate moss looks awesome.

lol @ jonas brother and scary spice.

jon hamm shaved his beard...why isn't this in the photos today?

lutefisk said...

Why does Ashlee look like Joey Ramone?

Kinky Bootleg said...

"Nick Jonas having an orgasm on stage" Hehhehehehe

@BigMama, yeh Kate put a 'bit' of weight on recently and was supposedly ecstatic about finally having boobs. She looks so much better, like a living breathing human being in fact.

And Rose McGowan IS better than me.... better at sucking!! oooooh BURN! Bet that hurt.

not on my dollar said...

Faith Hill looks really really wide in that picture. I hope it's just the angle.

Do Tom and Rita know who Taylor is? Of course she's the sweet little girl that Kanye upset. I don't think there's a person on the planet who doesn't know THAT story.

Tizzy said...

I adore Joe Jonas but I am not very fond of Nick at all...which probably means he will be HUGE because I am a really bad judge on these things. Meh.

MadLyb said...

That is NOT Tim McGraw. Please. No way! He is way hotter than that. And I was going to make a rather crude comment about Becks and rims, but thankfully, I'll refrain.

RJ said...

Hey, chihuahuense - I'm a Tennessee girl, too. Which reminds me, Enty, you got a problem with women that say things like "Hi, y'all"? Cause I'll cloud up and rain all over you. Or, I'll come down on you like a duck on a Junebug. Seriously, I've got a million quaint Southern sayings. Enty, you've been warned.

Ashlee Simpson probably was terrified that she was gaining weight just by holding the bags of candy. Can't stand her, but I really like Jessica. Go figure.

I don't watch Jersy Shore, but was that Sooky pointing at her breasts in that picture? If so, is that a big clue to today's blind, or what?

Sara and Melissa said...

Rose McGowan. It's been said a million times before, but damn, she fucked up her face.

I couldn't even watch her on the recent Nip/Tuck episodes.

Barton Fink said...

I would like officially to thank Enty for the Channing Tatum photo, for posting it out of the goodness of his heart because he knows that there are some serious CT fans. I love that boy, I can't stop, so thanks.

Kinsey Holley said...

Some of ya'll (yeah, I say it, cuz ah'm from Texas) are too young to know this but once upon a time - in the 70s, I think, when I was just a preteen reading Old Skool bodice ripper romances - Don Johnson was a beautiful, beautiful man. If you ever see a fabulous SF movie called "A Boy And His Dog," or a cheesy miniseries called "The Bastard," you will see the luciousness that was once Don Johnson. Otherwise you'll just have to trust me.

There's something about Melanie Griffith that sucks the hawt out of a man, and he can't get it back. I fear she's even done it to my precious Antonio.

chihuahuense said...

Well, I declare! RJ I knew I liked you for some reason! We TN girls gotta stick together :)

Did anyone else used to tie strings around Junebugs' legs and lead them around like a flying dog? Or am I the ultimate weirdo all by myself? Lol

Dr Spaceman said...

I am so sick of seeing that big nosed moron lift his shirt. Its not sexy. Its gross.

Caroline said...

Everybody looks really great today! Except for Asslee, Tim McGraw and that Jonas person.

PJ Nelson said...

Ashlee may look like a young Cher - but she has none of her survival talent.
I can smell the grease after looking at that photo of Becks. I've never thought he had much but that photo just changed that opinion...
Leo has lost some serious weight - his face says so.

Terri said...

Reese would actually say, "Hey y'all"

Terri said...

Reese would actually say, "Hey y'all"

Yellow Rose said...

You beat me to it Terri-being a proud native Texan, it annoys the crap out of me when y'all is misspelled (& it actually bothers me that it bothers me, but I just can't help it! Sorry y'all! ;) )

shakey said...

Poor Assley - she can never smile again.

Kinsey Holley said...

Yep. I misspelled it too, y'all. And just after spending a few days teaching the Diva where to put the apostrophe in not contractions...

HautieTx said...

I see I am going to have to be the one who states this out loud... but Tim McGraw either purchased him self a toupee or he had a hair transplant.

Cause that boy has been practically bald since he turned 30.

It is why he ALWAYS wore some type of hat. But kudo's to him for what ever he did.

If Pamela Anderson can buy her self the ugliest set of cock-eyed boobs in California... and roam around in public with them... then Tim can buy him self a little piece of hair.

And Faith Hill is tall. She is around 5'10. He is maybe 5'8. So he is not really short. As much as she is not a tiny girl. But I think they both look good here.

Kisha said...

Whoo, Tim and Faith look rough. Either they kicked the bad shit, or they're doing way too much of the bad shit. Either way, ouch.

Tatyana said...

Blogger Sara and Melissa said...

"Rose McGowan. It's been said a million times before, but damn, she fucked up her face."

Not sure being in a car accident equals "she fucked up her face".

Leah said...

chihuahuense - That is the first thing I thought when I saw that photo. Who wanders around with their kid while listening to music? Jeeze Mark, you're not a 15 year old kid embarrassed to be with his parents.

RE: Amanda Siegfried - I saw the Much music interview (from the photo posted) and while Channing was totally into all the screaming fans and he seemed really happy to be there, Amanda was SO awkward. She did not look like she wanted to be there, they walked through the crowd to the front windows where they could say hello to the fans on the street and all the fans stuck their hands out (hoping they would touch their hands) and Amanda pulled her arms in and rushed past them. I would do the same thing, but not in that situation, because that is the point of them being there. They are there for their fans to see them and they should be expected to interact. When fans were yelling during the interview Amanda would look around like she couldn't believe it (where as I've seen other people shout "YEAH" back or what have you.)

I don't know, it bummed me out, because I adored Amanda in Big Love, Mean Girls and Mama Mia. I was looking forward to seeing her in Letters to Juliet, but I hate it when actors/musicians aren't into their fans.

I can't help but compare that interview to the Clark Duke/Amanda Crew interview from Sex Drive. They were hilarious and were totally into the fans that were there. I'm going to go watch it now to wash the memories of the Siegfried disaster.
Just my interpretation of course.

caydian said...

Hey...I'm a Texan and I'm a 'Yall'er, too! Don't Mess with Texas! :-)

Sis Cesspool said...

I'm just catching up on all of this glorious mess, but I was on flight and watched Tom & Rita with the sound turned off and they really, really, really work it.