Friday, January 08, 2010

Random Photos Part Two

Al Green gets the top spot today. Love him.
Amanda Bynes says she wants to be seen as an adult and not as some kid from Nickelodeon. So, she did what anyone would do and posed for MAXIM. The only thing she is ruling out in the future is porn. Other than that it seems like she is willing to do any other kind of movie.
Angelina Jolie was dropped as the spokesperson of St. John. They said it was because she was bigger than the brand. I say it was because she fell asleep during the photo shoot.
Alicia Keys - New York
Britney Spears was having a bad day. Coffee on the front.
Bald spots on the back.
Bradley Cooper squeezing into a suit.
A very rare appearance for Ben Wishaw in the photos.
I would be looking too. This is actually a pretty cool photo. Christina Aguilera and Cher.
Chris Pine after a date with Olivia Munn.
A fan letter from David Bowie to his first American fan.
Ethan Hawke getting ready to display his martial arts moves.
That is a whole lot of country. Garth Brooks, Jewel and Ty Murray.
So, who has had the better career? George Lucas or James Cameron?
From the look on his face, Hugh Dancy must be trying to match the constant expression of his wife Claire Danes.
This is all you need to know about why you should dislike the Kardashians. That is Joe Francis being fondled by Khloe.

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jewel is NOT country!!! She f*cks a cowboy, yes. But that doesn't make HER country! Her music is crap. Period.

kris said...

OMG.what an absolutely FANTASTIC letter from David Bowie. I always thought he was a class act...if a bit eccentric...

Lana's Blog said...

Kardashians.... gross.

Beth said...

Desperation thy name is Amanda Bynes.

Dr. Spaceman said...

More Bowie! Yipee!

Tenley said...

"We needed to show a modern point of view" -- St. John on dropping Angelina.

I would love it if this was the beginning of the end of Ms. Pitt being the cutting edge be-all and end-all of everything.

Pookie said...

looking good, al green!

omg, poor britney. :(

bradley cooper looks yum there.

boo hiss joe francis. wth khloe?

O said...

@tenley

Word. Santa Angelina is over-rated. Her image is carefully crafted & I'll go to my grave believing this....she's a junkie. Not was..but still is...

Oh & I think Brad cheats on her. They aren't that fab.

devix said...

I absolutely love that letter from David Bowie! So sweet!

MCH said...

Well, Amanda Bynes, you little slut. :) Just kidding. I just love the whole "I'm an adult now and want to be seen that way" speech.

How does one's hair get to be like Britney's? Just curious. Is it the extension use only or that in combination with constantly dying it? Either way, wear a hat or something, Brit!

MCH said...

Oh and that David Bowie letter was awesome!

Anonymous said...

That fan letter from David Bowie was the sweetest thing I've read in ages. He's so humble and sweet. I love him (and Iman) and he is forever cool.

Ice Angel said...

Lucas wins by a long shot! He even owns the rights to the word Droid....now he's raking in money just because of the cell phones...

Ice Angel said...

Oh...and Khloe...get a freaking life!!! Joe Francis....EWWWWWW!!!!

linnea said...

I hate to sound like a complete and utter feminist lunatic (not that there is anything wrong with feminism, but you know what i mean) but Khloe - you are betraying your own sex, and every decent man out there by hugging that sleezy rapist. Yeah, I said it. Want to sue me?

Lucky777 said...

Too bad Amanda Bynes rules out porn...she'd probably get more veiwers/fans than anything else she ever did!

Lucky777 said...

Too bad Amanda Bynes rules out porn...she'd probably get more veiwers/fans than anything else she ever did!

shelly_bean said...

not that I ever liked her even a little, but that picture of Khloe K posing with Joe Francis cements it for me. How anyone, especially a woman, could even pretend to be friendly with that dick is appalling.

not on my dollar said...

Thanks Enty for the picture of Al Green. You gave him the top spot which was really nice but I wish it was the one that also showed him and his three daughters at this event.

IIRC St. John and Angelina parted ways about a year ago.

Alicia Keys looks nice in this picture but I'm sooooo over her now.

figgy said...

Maybe when Khloe (stupid name for a stooopid girl) and whatsizname divorce in 3 weeks she can hook up with Joe Francis, get pregnant, and give birth to the Antichrist.

Being the mother of Satan would at least give her the attention she so desperately craves.

sunnyside1213 said...

I have always been a huge David Bowie fan. I have seen him live twice and it was the highlight of my year.

chopchop said...

That's Christina Aguilera?? What happened to her face? At first I thought it was Dolly Parton LMAO!

nunaurbiz said...

First Anonymous: HIGH FIVE!

What a cool letter from Bowie! I read every word!! (P.S. I know his wild and crazy ex-wife.)

Thanks for the pic of Britney. Now I know what I have that she doesn't: A head of healthy hair!! Yay me!!!!

chopchop said...

Oh, and Khloe (in my head I say the Kh part like I'm hawking up a big loogie), little miss I'm-so-thin-now-because-of-my-fabulous-new-diet-drug-and-there's-no-photoshopping-in-the-ad-photos: your back fat is showing. Get a bra that fits.

Ms Cool said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE David Bowie's letter.

not on my dollar said...

That's a very heartwarming letter from David Bowie. Thanks for including it (and it too could have been the top photo).

Reese said...

Always loved Bowie, now I love him even more. That is the coolest letter; so fortunate that the woman kept it. I bet she is a fan for life.

shakey said...

Sandra must have swooned when she received that letter. Good for her!

Did Amanda Bynes take that picture herself and send it into Maxim? Hey, at least she's not wearing that dress!

I have to agree with Anonymous and nunaurbiz. LOL! nunaurbiz, is Angie really crazy, or crazy in a fun way?

Melinda said...

Bowie will always be fabulous. Thanks for posting the letter. Poor Brittney. She has millions but still can't get a decent hairdresser? I guess they are really like the rest of us. Heh.

Lisa (original) said...

I'd be envious of the sweet David Bowie letter, but I was not even 2 years old yet....scratch that: I'm envious!

Christina A. looks nice w/o the harsh hair color and make up. I didn't even recognize her!

Kardashians & Francis= birds of a feather I guess. Just fowl....lol I meant to type "foul", lol.

RocketQueen said...

Photos of Britney these days are always so tragic. She has obviously thrown any stylists out and seems to prefer looking sloppy all the time. When I compare her hardened face and destroyed head of hair to the girl from a few years ago I really feel for her.

Cooper's suit is too shiny.

I don't know what the deal is with Angelina but I know there are a lot of haters so I'll be a sole voice speaking up to say I think she and Brad have a beautiful family and I like them both as actors.

Anonymous said...

St. John is too elegant for Angelina. She's more of Fredricks of Hollywood. Just sayin. I love the doggies in the picture though!

Lisa (original) said...
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Lisa (original) said...

chopchop: bwahahaha, meooow! It was hilarious though! It's comments like that which keep me coming back (NOT "fashion") ;-D

Shakey, I read that she took it at the shoot (w/a cell? not sure) and posted it on her twitter.

Kiradris said...

Yes, but in Ben Whihshaw more often! He is my official British crush.

Glad their finally sacking Jolie. She was always a bad match for the brand I thought - the Kelly Gray ads were so much better.

Anotheramy said...

I dont think thats Xtina.

B626 said...

James Cameron easily tops George Lucas.

UofAZWildkitty said...

enough of the kartrashians...

Elle Kaye said...

Angelina looked great in those ads. I also like that she was confident enough to model for a company and be seen doing it. Here in the U.S. Not Japan.

Alicia Keyes clothing choices are simply revolting lately.

I don't envy Britney. Ever.

I'm over Bradley Cooper. He was hot in the Hangover but he dates/? Renee Z.

Chris Pine. Meh.

David Bowie is perfection.

Last but not least, if the picture of Khloe and Joe isn't offensive enough, let's just throw in those rolls above and below her bra. I have them, too, but you better believe no one ever sees them, let alone photographs them.

Anonymous said...

Al Green~now that is great music!

OMG~I am offically old, sound just like my grandmother!! LOL

Leah said...

And you KNOW Joe's hand is on her ass.

Anonymous said...

Angie's contract w/ St John's ended in SPRING 2008- it was all over the web then. People (tabs & haters, esp) are addicted to Angie news- old news, made-up news, it doesn't matter- it's so odd. If she or Brad had PR, I guess they could issue a bunch of denials/clarifications for stuff like this, but they choose to spend their $$ on other things...

Christina Penn said...

I loved that Bowie letter too. What a great guy! And did anyone else notice that he said that January 8th (today) is his birthday?

Happy Birthday David Bowie!

Anonymous said...

Cher!!!!! YEAHHHHH!!! We need MORE Cher!!!!! Especially if you have a blind...!

braverwoman said...

Love the David Bowie letter. Charming, sweet, and classy. Anyone read Angie's book? Great read. She hooked-up with him about this time and to hear her tell it, David was desperate to be famous. The both schemed and fucked him to the top. Massive drug and people use. Finally, when his use for Angie was done, divorce.

Got a nice e-mail from her a few years ago. Her daughter was a victim of a really horrible rape (well, they all are) and I wrote her a note of support. Angie has worked hard to put her life back together after all the drugs, breakdowns, and users. (Not to mention how guilty she felt about giving up custody of Zowie/Joe). I will always wish her and her family the best.

TFLive said...

Amanda Byrnes is looking good. Sounds like she is desperate enough that producer and casting couches are going to get some workouts. Someone needs to cast her stat in something that shows that bod off before she changes her mind.

Mooshki said...

Let me guess, you love Al Green because he's helped you get laid? ;)

I agree Alicia Keys's dress isn't great, but wow is that a beautiful picture of her otherwise.

Strictly as directors, I'd say Cameron, but overall, Lucas.

PJ Nelson said...

so love David Bowie.... The fan probably thought she died and went to heaven when she got that.

Wil said...

Didn't even make it through the rest of the pictures .. had to immediately post how freakin' cool David Bowie is! Still a wonderful guy!

parissucksliterally said...

KHloe and Joe Francis in the same pic? that is too much grossness to handle!

I think the pic of Amanda Bynes is fucking hot.

Femme said...

OK that letter to a fan just made my day - I love LOVE David Bowie!

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Sara Bellum said...

Duncan went to college at Wooster in Ohio and David used to come up and visit quite a bit. He was friends with one of the morning radio guys and used to always either come in or call and chat while he was in Columbus. A real class act.

Mango said...

W00T to Al Green

Holy Shit, that's Amanda Bynes? Why are these little girls so desperate to grow up so quickly that they think acting/posing like sluts will give them cred? (Are you listening, Miley??)

Angelina Jolie may be hot n all, but look at that pic... her boobs look droopy. Maybe all the makeup and airbrushing that St. Johns needed to cover all of her tatts was the reason they dropped her. Also, the fact that she seems just plain KaRaZee!

I'm no BritBrit fan but c'mon guys; those aren't bald spots by any means.

That shiny suit is proof positive that Bradley Cooper is GAY!

Even those guys in the pic are looking in shock and awe at Xtina and Cher. What were those two egos doing together? I don't think Xtina looks half bad, what with the softer blonde hair color. That white blonde was just way too harsh.

LOOOVE the David Bowie letter. Peeps talk about Madonna reinventing herself, but Bowie broke the mold.

Joe Francis + Khloe Kardashian = Utterly Revolting. That is all.

Caroline said...

What a cool letter! Can you imagine any up-and-coming star today taking the time to personally write such a long letter to a fan? I wonder if he remembers writing it...

mouth.like.a.sailor said...

Hugh Dancy always sets off my gaydar....am i the only one?????

i agree with whoever said it above me, i think Amanda Bynes looks effin HOT!but it's a little weird to think that THAT'S little Amanda Bynes. i think that's probably the hardest and least likely to be a successful transition to make -the one from child or teen star into an adult actor/actress.

LOVE LOVE LOVE the David Bowie letter, i literally could not imagine being the recipient of that letter. that's amazing. i would take it to the grave with me!

and although i certainly don't see Angelina as a model for Fredericks of Hollywood (i know it was a joke cuz she's a big ol' slut bag) I never really liked her as the St.Johns model. it was just a weird fit for me. she went from dressing like a sexy, hot vixen to an Orange County Housewife in, like, one year. t was just weird. and i don't buy it. oh well.

and WOAH i think we're getting some old brittany back. i just have a hunch....remember those pictures of her at Target last month in the daisy dukes and pink uggs??? oh yeah. we're goin off the rails on this crazy train!!!!!!


ps-joe francis has the ugliest teeth and smile. it is officially one of the creepiest and most plastic things i have ever seen. just really really gross

Judi said...

With Anon. Old news bout Angie's contract with St John. Don't hire a celebrity then,... Stupid.
Toss up but Lucas is loved; Cameron is hated.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I wasn't a huge Amanada Bynes fan before, but now she is just flat out boring. You want people to take you more seriously and see you as more mature, so you take your clothes off and pose 'sexily' on the bed? "I am sexually active, you know". But I bet she still won't do nudity in movies. There's nothing wrong with sexy pictures of beautiful women in various states of undress but to use it as a vehicle for getting more grown up roles seems a little desperate to me.

Alice D Millionaire said...

Angelina looks great in these ads...sorry people. And yeah she probably pops pills like everyone else in Hollywood. I would be more shocked to learn that an actor or actress wasn't abusing some sort of substance. At least she works and isn't a total waste of space.

Alicia looks like a Fly Girl.

Britney and a host of others need to take out their extensions and give their hair a break.

I agree that Jewel is not really country. I don't really think Carrie Underwood is either...more like mediocre pop with a country twang.

Hugh and Claire couldn't be more perfect for each other.

caydian said...

Which one of those three is Angelina? I just see 3 dogs.

Moriah said...

Caydian, I love you.