For this one post only you really need to start at the bottom. That is when Tila Tequila started her non stop Twittering. I have no idea what she is on or if it is the effects of something she used to be on, but she needs help. She is on a huge spiral down and it is almost painful to watch at this point. So, scroll down to the bottom and we can begin.
The set below is about what she is going to do as Ambassador to Vietnam and about PETA and her profile picture and is just the conclusion to two hours of crying for help.
The set below are probably the strangest. She says she was invited back by CNN and that she has already spoken to other Ambassadors about being Ambassador to Vietnam. Oh, and she has a huge meeting with a PR firm and she got into a fight with the guy who runs popbytes who is a great guy.
The set below talk about her live show and apparently she has a record coming out in March. Oh, and more about the hero father of her unborn baby.
In the set below she gives out Haiti information and says the father of her baby has fought in Afghanistan for ten years. Considering the US has only been there for nine I think that is quite an accomplishment. She picked him because he is a hero. Oh, and he has also been shot. And guess what? He survived. If he had died though she probably would have said she had his sperm frozen in her freezer.
In the set below she says she is going to sleep, listening to all the music her fans sent in and that she is pregnant. No, not her brother's baby this time but she has another baby growing inside her. Funny enough the baby isn't called Damien but Jayden.
In the set below, she says she is going to donate $5000 to Haiti, that she is Tila Tequila no longer and that she is taking the first step to becoming the next US Ambassador to Vietnam. Seriously.
In the Tweets below Tila says the next disaster will happen right in the middle of America. She is trying to go around gathering all the good people in the world and then putting them into Tila's army. Apparently similar to God's army except her army is filled with horny teenage guys who like to her to make lap dance videos.
In the set below, Tila reveals herself as a Messenger. She says she has no choice now. She had to do it. Oh, and she meditates so maybe she and Gwyneth can get together or maybe she can write a guest column on GOOP.
More about how she is a Messenger in the Tweets below. She says God is upset at her because she broke the number one rule of being a Messenger. Can you guess what that is? No, not getting fake breasts or being on a VH-1 reality show. You can do those as Messenger. Yes, you can even make soft lesbian porn. What you can't do is fall in love. So, as soon as she fell in love with Casey God doomed her to death.
In the Tweets below, Tila starts to warm up some. She calls herself an angel sent by God to watch everyone. She calls herself the Messenger and advises everyone to not kill the Messenger but that we are slowly killing her. This is probably her scariest.
In the Tweets below Tila seems pretty normal for her. She wants to have some pictures of Casey's dog to prove that Nicky Hilton didn't kill them and she thinks we need to send more love out into the world so Haiti earthquakes don't happen. It is all about sending out the love.