Friday, January 15, 2010

Take A Ride On The Tila Tequila Train

For this one post only you really need to start at the bottom. That is when Tila Tequila started her non stop Twittering. I have no idea what she is on or if it is the effects of something she used to be on, but she needs help. She is on a huge spiral down and it is almost painful to watch at this point. So, scroll down to the bottom and we can begin.

The set below is about what she is going to do as Ambassador to Vietnam and about PETA and her profile picture and is just the conclusion to two hours of crying for help.
The set below are probably the strangest. She says she was invited back by CNN and that she has already spoken to other Ambassadors about being Ambassador to Vietnam. Oh, and she has a huge meeting with a PR firm and she got into a fight with the guy who runs popbytes who is a great guy.
The set below talk about her live show and apparently she has a record coming out in March. Oh, and more about the hero father of her unborn baby.
In the set below she gives out Haiti information and says the father of her baby has fought in Afghanistan for ten years. Considering the US has only been there for nine I think that is quite an accomplishment. She picked him because he is a hero. Oh, and he has also been shot. And guess what? He survived. If he had died though she probably would have said she had his sperm frozen in her freezer.
In the set below she says she is going to sleep, listening to all the music her fans sent in and that she is pregnant. No, not her brother's baby this time but she has another baby growing inside her. Funny enough the baby isn't called Damien but Jayden.
In the set below, she says she is going to donate $5000 to Haiti, that she is Tila Tequila no longer and that she is taking the first step to becoming the next US Ambassador to Vietnam. Seriously.
In the Tweets below Tila says the next disaster will happen right in the middle of America. She is trying to go around gathering all the good people in the world and then putting them into Tila's army. Apparently similar to God's army except her army is filled with horny teenage guys who like to her to make lap dance videos.
In the set below, Tila reveals herself as a Messenger. She says she has no choice now. She had to do it. Oh, and she meditates so maybe she and Gwyneth can get together or maybe she can write a guest column on GOOP.
More about how she is a Messenger in the Tweets below. She says God is upset at her because she broke the number one rule of being a Messenger. Can you guess what that is? No, not getting fake breasts or being on a VH-1 reality show. You can do those as Messenger. Yes, you can even make soft lesbian porn. What you can't do is fall in love. So, as soon as she fell in love with Casey God doomed her to death.
In the Tweets below, Tila starts to warm up some. She calls herself an angel sent by God to watch everyone. She calls herself the Messenger and advises everyone to not kill the Messenger but that we are slowly killing her. This is probably her scariest.
In the Tweets below Tila seems pretty normal for her. She wants to have some pictures of Casey's dog to prove that Nicky Hilton didn't kill them and she thinks we need to send more love out into the world so Haiti earthquakes don't happen. It is all about sending out the love.

Thanks Pookie

50 comments:

Lisa (not original) said...

This can only end badly. She's completely unhinged.

f said...

Wow. She truly does seemto be losing it, bot it's hard to tell since she's such a fame whore. Sad.

I believe Jayden is the name she gave her unborn baby whom she lost when a former boyfriend hit her in the stomach with a hammer.

I'm speechless.

.robert said...

Can we send her to Vietnam?

Lothar said...

I don't believe for one second that she and Casey were in a serious relationship. I think it was just for attention.
Lotsa fake celebs do that nowadays to get more press. Kinda like "LUGs" (Lesbian until graduation) in college.

This is very insulting to the GLBT community.

Goodgrief said...

She certainly is messed up. Hopefully not pregnant tho.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

ballyhoo. said...

she is seriously in need of medical help, either for drugs or some sort of mental problems. this is disturbing to watch at this point. wow.

empyrios said...

ummmmm....yeah.

Harriet Hellfire said...

That is some seriously disturbed shit. I think she has actually gone crazy.

Moriah said...

That's pill business and clearly, a person who is very lonely.

ballyhoo. said...

omg, if she really is pregnant - with her i guess it's fifty fifty that she's telling the truth on that one - then i hope she or ANYONE around her gets help STAT.

but how did the baby go from being in-vitro for her brother to a planned pregnancy with a us soldier?

Lisa (not original) said...

Evidently, God caused an earthquake in Haiti, because some bloggers accused her of killing Casey. That's as far as I got last night before needing to walk away.

mygeorgie said...

I need a little of what she's on. I don't need to get to 'Messenger' status, but just enough confidence for an interview.

Mercy, the crash is gonna be spectacular.

kimmypie1 said...

so sad, she is either on a bender or has some serious mental issues. She goes from saying 'no more Tila Tequila', to promoting her live show (as Tila I assume) and appearrances and record label etc. The clock is ticking, sadly.

0 said...

I don't believe anything that comes from Tila, be it written or spoken. Anyone who does buy into her drivel... I've got a GREAT bridge to sell you.

Sure it's sad that she's spiraling out of control and all, but why should I care? There are people who have had much worse lives than her, who don't feel the need to flaunt their sorrows in a pathetic, sad "ME ME ME LOOK AT ME" display. For fuck's sake, she twisted the attention that should have been on Casey Johnson's death into a 24/7 personal pity party. This is a girl who always plays the victim, who always cries wolf, and has never contributed anything positive to humanity. Most of her problems and drama are self-created because she's nothing more than a mentally disturbed attention whore.

So, fuck Tila Tequila, says I. She made her bed and can now lay in it- I'll take my empathy and concern and apply them to people who are truly suffering- and not of their own accord. Show me one thing she has done that hasn't been detrimental to someone, and maybe I'll give a crap about her.

Ms Cool said...

Could her account have been hacked or does she always sound like this? Serious drugs sound at work if it is indeed her writing. Her family needs to worry about her health and safety now.

jax said...

enough enty..you're better than this.
this is like taking advantage of the mentally ill.

Lisa (not original) said...

Thank you jax.

Nikki said...

5150 5150 5150 5150 5150!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristen S. said...

Ambassador to Vietnam is a fairly prestigious post which is curently filled by a career Foreign Service Officer (not a political appointee). Is Tila prepared to take the arduous and stressful Foreign Service Exam? Can she pass the State Department's invasive clearance process? Can she pass a drug test?

angie said...

3 words...The Baker Act.

jax said...

its his blog,but i have a bad feeling Tila is not long for this world,heaven forbid, and i don't want Enty to feel some guilt if it does.

DJ said...

sometimes i wish i could ride on the crazy train, just for a quick trip.

Lisa (not original) said...

Even if her relationship with Casey was only "real" to herself, her confusion and pain is palpable. It's heartbreaking to watch anyone go through that much grief.

RocketQueen said...

Please little baby Jesus, don't let Tila be pregnant.

KLM said...

She's either completely loca or just being her usual famewhore self.

califblondy said...

Doesn't she have any family who could pull a Jamie Spears on her crazy ass?

lilbitsolo said...

what. the. Hell.
If she is a Messenger from God, we are ALL screwed.

GalFriday said...

I normally laugh heartily at celebutards, but this just made me sad ...

juicy said...

Lisa (original) - i totally agree. at first i thought she was just a run-of-the-mill hollywood famewhore, but the more and more i'm seeing and hearing..... i just hope to God she gets the help she needs. poor girl doesn't have ANYbody, by the looks of it.
major sads for her.

f said...

In one of her tweets she writes that it's not the her brother's surrogate baby she's carrying anymore. No- she has decided that the father is an "American Hero".

Is anyone at all buying this? I know it's a horrible thing to say, but I'm expecting a horrible miscarriage brought on by the stress of all the negative attention brought upon Tila. I hope I am wrong.

Pookie said...

it's heartbreakingly obvious that she's not all there...BUT...incredibly, she seems to pull it together when she wants to plug something. it's attn-whoring at its finest, and she's exploiting the hell of the casey girl. i feel so sorry for the johnson family...it must be nuts to not be able to mourn their daughter w/o hearing the internet rumblings of this girl.

lol @ being not being called damien! love you, enty!

Wil said...

Wow .. I have no words. I just really hope she gets some help. She is just a freakin' mess.

Train_In_Vain said...

I felt bad for her until she started in with the record label, tapes, new signings, etc. God forbid she doesn't keep the Tila Army going to remind us what BiTcH AzZ H8TeRs we are...

Hello it's me... said...

Please just stop talking about her Enty...for the love of God.

The girl isnt talented. She isnt even interesting.

She's pathetic.

Ban her from attention and watch her disappear.

And then when she kills herself that would truly be considered news.

Kat said...

Since 'Crazy' is the new tool to achieve celebrity in Hollywood, I wouldn't be surprised if every bit of this is made up and that she's laughing at everyone who is believing it. It's possible. And, if she is losing her mind and on her way 'out', then I say think about all the innocent people who are lying dead in Haiti, and don't worry so much about Tila and her eventual demise. She has money, she has people who inexplicably pull strings for her, and for some reason she achieved some level of fame without any kind of talent, which would indicate some measure of sanity. I think this is about manipulation, pure and simple. If I'm wrong, and she self-destructs, I can't say I'm going to feel guilty about it. I'm too sad for the lost lives of those who didn't engineer their ending.

But, that's just me.

Lauren said...

LOL @ RocketQueen.

My sentiments exactly!

Anonymous said...

At first, this was an interesting train wreck to watch, but now it's become patently obvious that Tila is not all there, be it drugs, mental illness, grief or whatever. Famewhore or not, she is still a person and I sincerely hope a friend or family member is able to quickly get her the help she needs.

To whoever said we should focus our compassion on 'real' victims: maybe your capacity for caring and showing your humanity is finite but mine is not. I can care about earthquake victims and still be capable of hoping this young girl gets help.

Anonymous said...

This skank needs two things. She needs to be called out on her delusional hypocrisy and she needs an intervention. We can do the first, I hope she has loved ones that can do the second.

Anonymous said...

Its a sad situation in that I'm sure she is alone as a result of her own wrongdoing. Even the most pathetic "celebrities" (I don't even like using the term anymore) have some ass wipe attached to the hip.

I also sense an ending to this soon, more than I do with Lohan. Its obvious she is on drugs, with traces of mental illness to boot.

caydian said...

Don't let Tila take up any more valuable blog real estate please?!?

It's bad enough that when she bites the big one (or when she dies), they'll drag her bones back to Houston where she came from. Alief should be so proud {sigh}.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather see Ent take up blog real estate with Tila than with stupid fashion blogs from wannabes.

ballyhoo. said...

okaayyyy, i just saw some interview with her on cnn. how the hell did she infiltrate cnn?! now she "might be" pregnant. this is the day after writing those tweets and i'm sorry, but she looked just fine and coherent to me. i'm back to hating her and i think ALL of this is for attention. so that's the last i will say about her, the last of the attention i will give her, and i only hope everyone in the whole wide world follows suit.

ugh.

Leesa Carl said...

She is spyraling out of control and it's not gonna be pretty when she crashes. I'm sorry she's grieving and I'm sure some of it is sincere, too bad her fame whoring is more important to her.

MadLyb said...

I read about her web cam/tampon thing. That there was a sign that maybe she is bat shit. She needs help, but this country loves to watch a train wreck, so she's basically f*cked.

TheWatcher said...

And there you have it. Nuff said. And Lisa, she is't grieving about Casey Johnson's death. She's grieving about her failed publicity stunt. The day after the death, she was posing in a push up bra and little shorts for the world to see, with a big smile plastered on her face. Now she's trying everything she can to re-direct attention to her self. She wants all the focus on her. The slut is disturbed and on some mind-bending drugs.

Interesting about her Vietnamese aspirations. She is vermin indeed.

f00bby said...

hmph.. Jayden, how appropriate.
We joke about that name in Aus and how basically you are giving birth to a future organ donor or career criminal by branding someone with it.
aah the sounds of the shopping centre "Jayden! I swear to god if you don't put that down, jayden!"
that being said this chick needs to be deprived of media oxygen.

Anonymous said...

The woman is a pathological liar and manipulator- she isn't sick in the head, she knows EXACTLY what she is doing- desperately pulling out all cards (the supposed pregnancy, the "being an angel" bullshit, etc) for attention. She is the type who honestly believes no publicity is bad publicity.

She doesn't deserve any sympathy.

Sara Bellum said...

How is she still relevant? I remember a few years back when she became big on MySpace. But MySpace is pretty much dead. Is she just trying to grasp what she had? I don't understand. Maybe I'm just getting up there.

shakey said...

It sounded like she was going to commit suicide at one point, then she's tweeting about a memorial show for Casey - that hasn't even been set up yet. I'm with Pookie et al on this - mental issues combined with attention whoredom.