Thursday, January 28, 2010

Taylor Momsen Finishes A Night On The Stroll



I was just going to make this one of the random photos but thought it deserved its own post. Imagine that it isn't Taylor Momsen and you would be thinking to yourself this is some woman who has just got off a night on the stroll. Enjoying a cigarette, tired, bra off and just wanting to go home. Notice the hose, sliding down her legs. One stocking is making a valiant effort to stay up, while the other has lost any hope and is down for the count. Don't forget that Taylor is only 16 years old and also has a younger sister who idolizes her much like Ali idolizes Lindsay.

28 comments:

Bethan said...

I would think she's a hooker.

sunnyside1213 said...

Sad. Why do these girls do this to themselves.

ballyhoo. said...

this girl is a train-wreck-in-waiting.

when i saw this picture i thought she was doing a walk of shame or something. seriously, if i saw her on the street i would have assumed she was emerging from some sort of bender.

parissucksliterally said...

this girl is despicable.

ItsAJ said...

Pathetic, would expect no less from someone so irrelevant.

FrenchGirl said...

has she no parent? no school?

Katja said...

Does she have parents? An Agent? Anyone who cares for her? 16!

mooshki said...

Her mom looks like one of those 'desperate to look young/hot' types. She is Dina Lohan take 2.

Pookie said...

i know the teen years are difficult...ok, fine. and i get it that she may be going thru a stage where she's trying to define who and what she is. i just hope she understands that she's looking like a douche in the process.

LauPow said...

Enty, I can't help thinking that by putting this on here you're just perpetuating her inevitable downfall. The girl clearly thinks she's the dog's pyjamas and by kicking up a stink about her tryhard behaviour she's only going to get worse.

Oooh in a band, bleaches her hair, smokes a cigarette, dresses like a strung-out gothic hustler... so edgy, so effin' hip!

No love, you're a teen doing things that teens have been doing for decades. You're not original, no one's impressed. Go back to school and learn the periodic table. Then come back and give me a reason to want to read about you.

I propose a ban on her til she's at least 19. Till then stop feeding her delusions of cool.

P.S. Don't mean to sound like an ass, I love you really, Entypants! x

angelina said...

BAN!

angelina said...

p.s. the pantyhose comment made me laugh and laugh :)

Sporky said...

Hmm...I can't say anything. I dressed worse and smoked too, at that age. Thankfully, no one took my picture.

tallulah b said...

I agree with Kinky Bootleg. Ban, please!

KellyLynn said...

I never knew it was possible to look so over the hill at so young. Are we going to be subjected to all sorts of how-far-she's-fallen-type stories for the rest of Taylor Momsen's life?

RocketQueen said...

Ted C. implied this morning that she's got an eating issue. Great.
Regardless, after her comment yesterday or the day before about just not giving a *, she's dead to me. She thinks she's mature, but in reality she's just a hipster doofus asshole who needs to grow UP.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Pretty classy for a 16 year old these days, lol.

mooshki said...

"She thinks she's mature, but in reality she's just a hipster doofus asshole who needs to grow UP."

WORD.

Hi there said...

Rooooxanne, you don't have to put on the red light.

Maja With a J said...

She does look pretty inexpensive, but it's really nothing compared to the teenagers I see at the mall...in their "juicy" sweatpants with the thongs sticking out and worn out knockoff UGG boots. Pushing a stroller while smoking a cigarette.

Keli Jackson said...

Tick tock. Her few minutes are nearly up and no one cares or is half as impressed with her as she is of herself. I have already mentally banned her from existence. It is very easy to do that to an unattractive, untalented "actress" on a dying show on the fourth network. Snore.

Anonymous said...

I didn't care for her comments on whatever magazine interviewed her. If she thinks she sounded mature she did't. Just sounded like a brat with an attitude.

Leah said...

Meh. Go to any college campus and see this same walk of shame every Sat and Sun morning. Love ya Enty, but there's just no new news here.

selenakyle said...

And from the one and only pic I ever saw of her mother, the mom looked hot. Of course she's a stage mom with huge enabling issues, but you'd think she's impart some class or style into her kid. Dunno.

At 45 years old now, I wish to HELL I'd never baked in the sun with baby oil for so many years.

Young girls want to look older sooooo bad, they have NO idea how good they have it. Arrrggghhh!

Genesis said...

Oh god, she's 16 AND an actress. What does everyone expect? A dakota fanning clone? *buzzer* wrong.

I for one like momsen, she's a bitch and she doesn't care who likes her.

Graneledone said...

Ooo, I think I saw some LiLo in those pics...

MadLyb said...

She pretty much looks like your typical teen these days rather than a hooker. Enty, you need to get out more, LOL.

Leah said...

Jeeze, I feel bad for her.
She needs someone to shake her out of this nonsense.
Selenakyle- if you check out a photo on Dlisted from 3 or 4 days ago her mom looks like a Disney villain.

Here is the link - http://www.dlisted.com/node/35746

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