Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Have You Ever Wanted To Be With A Gigolo?


Although not exactly a fine specimen like Deuce Bigelow, Markus is the world's first male hooker, or as the NY Post reporter likes to call him, a prosti-dude. The NY Post paid one of their writers to head out to Nevada and have an encounter with the man who has been working at a brothel for a couple of weeks. Apparently business is slow because the reporter was only his second customer. His first was a 45 year old woman who was "wild as a bug.”

Markus claims that he heals people and would love nothing more to be spanked by a woman dresses as a cop. Good to know if you are ever thinking of getting him a gift. It is a funny article and worth your time. For the record, the reporters swears she didn't have sex with Markus although she did note that he is very well endowed. He can be all yours for just $200.

54 comments:

Mrs.M5 said...

holy bananas that guy is UGLY

Harriet Hellfire said...

*LOL @ prosti-dude*

And also @ "wild as a bug".

not on my dollar said...

He's yours if you want to spank him for $200? Oh I'm sooo excited.

Pssst...If you're well endowed and I'M spending $200 the last thing on my mind is spanking you. With comments like that one it's no wonder he's only had one client.

Ugh!

Beth said...

Good god. I'd rather put that $200 towards a new handbag. You know, something enjoyable as opposed to repulsive.

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bits of moxy said...

He's no Mike Rowe - so I am not sure how he intends on being successful.

Syko said...

This guy is fugly.

My jackrabbit is also well endowed, much prettier, and less expensive.

califblondy said...

Is the oil extra or an added bonus? Jeez, he's greasy.

I wonder if his clients look like Mrs. Roper?

Patty said...

3 words come to mind when I look at that picture: Ab Sti Nence.

Oh, yuck.

sunnyside1213 said...

@ Beth. No kidding. I will pass and get a great pair of shoes. (Hi, I am Sunny and I am a shoe addict.)

sunnyside1213 said...

@ Syko...I hope your jackrabbit takes batteries.

Lizzie said...

Looks like junior raided Octomom's collogen cabinet. Ew is right. I didn't think there was such a thing as the 'un-horny' button, but prosti-dude has totally pushed it!...and just wtf is "wild as a bug'??? LMAO

JoElla said...

American Gigalo aka Richard Gere YES!

This dude.. umm NO!

jax said...

i'd rather take that $200 and go have drinks with these ladies here so we can tear this guy apart after a few.
money well spent.

plus you know he's one month away from gay porn.

Babs said...

"Ooh, baby, I'll do whatever you want.

Hmm?

OK. I'll turn the lights off first."

joey bagadonuts said...

I understand that sex didn't occur, but still...this woman got undressed & let this prosti-dude inspect her nether regions for a story??!!
Way to be strong, sister! ::eyeroll:
It's nice that the prosti-dude wasn't the only one being exploited...

selenakyle said...

Hell no.

Syko said...

Yep, Sunnyside, it's that kind of jackrabbit. :)

ballyhoo. said...

that guy looks like steve-o's uglier brother. if that's even possible.

Lisa (not original) said...

If I'm going to pay a man to do something for me, it's going to be laundry.

lilbitsolo said...

bits of moxy, I'm with you.
Give me some Mike Rowe anyday ;)

amanda rae said...

Ew, hell no, I wouldn't touch this dude if his dick was made of diamonds. However, I am a hopeless prude and wouldn't touch 99% of people on this planet with a 10-foot pole, let alone sleep with them, so I'm probably not the best person to ask.

mngddess said...

I would like to emphatically ditto Mrs. M5's statement. Especially the "holy bananas" part.

Green Wave Gal said...

I feel dirty just looking at him. Yuck.

Icecat said...

@ballyhoo - ITA!!!

It's Steve O :)

selenakyle said...

That jackrabbit always looked potentially painful to me. I like Mr. Blue sleek and smooth with no complicated parts whirring around all crazy...

RocketQueen said...

Doesn't this guy realize that women only need a low-cut top and a night out at the bar for guaranteed sex?
Please. Women don't have to pay for sex.

Mooshki said...

LOL, you guys are hysterical!

jax said...

collective ick,nast.

linnea said...

jax - lets DO IT! drinks, NOW!

ballyho -the hilarious thing is, he did pick SteveO as his favorite actor.

Also, if you are going to write about a guy and be as mean as she is about his abilities, then you need to actually sleep with him first. Thats his job, right? She spends the entire mocking him for his vocab and his intelligence, and that is just not right.

Lady, you got naked and let him inspect your junk, just give him a shot at the actual thing he is selling and THEN judge him.

Ms Cool said...

That story made me sad.

Lauren said...

This thread is hysterical. Bits of moxy really made my LOL. No Mike Rowe for sure...

Sporky said...

That tattoo probably reads, "Rent Boy". No thanks, dude.

Sylvia said...

LOLOLOL just hilarious. I would have a ball with you guys.

warmislandsun said...

OMG that is repulsive.

lyz said...

Where's the dislike button? I'd push it repeatedly.

MLissa14 said...

He looks like Steve-O.

parissucksliterally said...

who'd PAY to have sex with THAT?

McDooks said...

Pay for THAT?!
Nope. No thank you.

LetLoveRule said...

It's not my cup of tea, but I gotta tell ya that I have seen many women stay with much uglier guys (even ones with potbellies) who treat them badly, even. Then they tell me the sex is good and that's why they stay.

I have one friend in particular who needs to go see this guy before she makes another bad relationship decision just because she's horny.

Merlin D. Bear said...

OMG - it's John Gosselin's little brother!

Majik said...

The "world's first male hooker"? Um, blatant lie. First one to work legally in Nevada, maybe...

I wouldn't hit that if HE paid ME.

ardleigh said...

I'd rather put the $200 into buying a netbook or plane tickets to somewhere warmer then Pennsylvania.

DAMN GROUNDHOG!

Caroline said...

Gross.

Bad Fish said...

It was 500, not 200. Do you even read these things?

Pookie said...

i'm sorry but i just couldn't read past the, "Markus claims that he heals people..." line. omg, that brought on the lols.

Ells said...

That pic made me throw up a little.

I'm confused about what "discrepancies" he was looking for. To see if she was a man or had std?

"pronunciate" lol

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Robin the Mad Photographer said...

I have to admit I feel kind of bad for the guy--it's pretty obvious when you read the article that he has some serious psychological issues, and really ought to be in therapy rather than peddling his pecker for profit. He doesn't seem like a bad guy, and he strikes me as just young & naive enough to perhaps actually believe the lines he feeds his clients. Not to mention, if she's only the 6th woman he's "been with" (and not even all the way, although WTF was she thinking, doing this for her job?!? & what was the Post thinking, having her do it?!?), the previous client was #5, and I'm guessing at least 1 or 2 of the others were during his brief stint in porn, well...shouldn't you be a bit more, ahem, experienced before you do something like that for a living?

Markus, bubela...leave the sex business, please. Go back to school, or hell, start working at Starbucks, save your tips and start looking into therapy. You'll be much happier in the long run, I promise.

c17 said...

Lisa (not original) said...If I'm going to pay a man to do something for me, it's going to be laundry.

And cooking. And a foot massage.

c17 said...

And what Robin the Mad Photographer said. I did RTFA and I agree.

Leah said...

LMAO- on the laundry request!

Kinsey Holley said...

His mouth is gross.

stiffkittens said...

Bad Fish - he charges $200 for 40 minutes (though something tells me 30 of those involve holding him while he cries...)