I wish I could get excited about this story. I'm sure lots of you get excited about Madonna and Jesus, but I don't. Like most children, Jesus decided that he and
mom Madonna didn't have anything in common and that he needed to go out on his own. In other words he broke up with her. Who cares? I didn't even know they were still going out. The only thing this relationship was good for was trying to turn every story into some biblical joke. Did anyone think they were going to get married? Last I checked there were about 30 sites all talking about this breakup. Meh. Call me when he starts dating Lourdes.