I haven't thought about Calum Best in forever. I wish I had not thought about Lindsay Lohan in forever, but unfortunately she is there everytime I look. The last time I thought about Calum was when he and Lindsay were hooking up and sharing drugs and Lindsay was who he was dating when that whole threesome sex tape of Calum and some hookers were released. Last night, Lindsay hooked up with Calum at a party in London. It is a sad, sad party when the biggest star at your party is Lindsay Lohan.
Of course also present at the party was Ali Lohan because everyone knows the best escort to a party in London is your older drug abusing sister. Maybe Ali wrote a report on her trip for school. Oh wait. That's right. The 16 year old doesn't go to school because she is way too busy with her career.