Friday, February 05, 2010

Tila Self Medicates - Bodyguards Tried To Stage An Intervention


Have you ever heard of The Bodyguard Group? Probably not but you have seen pictures of their employees everywhere. It is a company that specializes in providing bodyguards to celebrities but what makes them special is they try and only hire armed forces veterans. They never say anything about anyone. Ever. Until now. Because it is such a great release I am posting it in its entirety. Try and ignore the nice things they say about Paris Hilton and her family. Think of it as kissing the ass of your employer. The rest of it though is gold. Pay special attention to the fact that Tila's jewelry was all fake and the self-medication and the whole baby daddy issue.

For 43 years our Company The Bodyguard Group has never given an interview about any current or former client or written a letter such as in this instance, this is our first and ONLY press release, in fact 99% of our members work has NEVER been posted on our web site.

However, at this juncture we felt it necessary to set the record straight about our dealings with Tila Tequila and her comments about us and the Hilton family and other Celebrities for the following reasons:

Tila has serious self medication & emotional problems that we pray that she can get professional treatment and help with. The Bodyguard Group has tried a brief intervention with her once but failed to get through to her.

As Combat Veterans we have seen our friends tragically die in combat before their time; Therefore we have a very high respect for life and for this reason we truly pray Tila can get help before it is too late.

Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the types of self medication she was taking and many other things we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided could we could NOT perform any work for her, but we did try and help by explaining to her she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.

When Tila told us she was broke and could not pay us, we gave her our services for free, we even arranged to take her to a high end jewelry & watch Pawn Shop so she could sell her extra rings and watches, to raise money for her family. We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner & head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.

She gave our company her word, no press, no paparazzi while we were there to give her a ride, she lied to us and had the paparazzi waiting for us when we walked out.

We do not ever accept being lied to by a client, even if we are not getting paid, so that ended our relationship with Tila Tequila.

We were NEVER aware of Tila tweeting negative things about The Hiltons and other Celebrities, until yesterday, that is why we are releasing this information today.

The father of Tila's baby

We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila's baby, Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.

As for what Tila said that we said about Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities:

The Hiltons have ALWAYS treated The Bodyguard Group members with 100% respect, every word Tila alleges that we have said about the Hilton's is 100% FALSE, Tila Tequila has been tweeting and saying we said negative things about Paris & Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities.

We have NEVER said anything negative about Paris, Nikki or anyone else that our group has ever protected, met or known period.

The fact is Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria, Conan O' Brien and hundreds of other Celebrities we have had any contact with have ALL been OUTSTANDING supporters of the U.S. Combat Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and we are grateful for their support.

All of these celebrities and more have been kind enough to have taken photos with our U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and have always treated our U.S. Veteran members extremely well, We will never forget your acts of kindness towards our members and friends.

35 comments:

KLM said...

When was this posted? Today? Is she still "self-medicating" while pregnant? She's such a douche. That poor baby.

ballyhoo. said...

this was posted at thetilatruth last night. i tried to go on their website to verify it actually came from them but couldn't. BUT if you go on thebodyguardgroup's myspace page they do acknowledge it. i believe them wholeheartedly, and since this came out tila has gone crazy going "innnn" on them. she needs help. big time. as much as i dislike her she is obviously in need of many, many kinds of professional help. she used to be harmless but she is trying to destroy years of hard work these people have done.

why, oh why can't i just look away? i haven't been this into a soap opera since sarah michelle gellar was still on amc!

Missjenny619 said...

This seems fishy to me. Why would this company disclose all of this information?

Who cares what that self-absorbed elf said about this group? I've never heard anything about it until now. And why would they care that much either?

Also, why would they provide a list of some of their high-profile clients so publicly? Sounds like some sort of PR / free advertisement to me. "Hey, look who some of our big name clients are, if you think you're uber-famous and want the same bodyguard service as Jack Nicholson, hire us!!!!"

.robert said...

I am a veteran. That is one douchetastic web site. Along with Tila they need to get some expert web development intervention and stop self html-ing.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I agree with .robert and Missjenny. To quote MK, "something ain't clean in the milk" about this.

MCH said...

@.robert - Yikes, agreed!!

This is quite hilarious and maybe will shut her ass up for awhile......
nah, probably not.

surfer said...

For a professional company, if this letter is legit, they have serious grammar issues, never mind breaching confidentiality.

"self medication she was taking." Huh? Clearly English isn't their first language. But to name other clients and then list these grievances is beyond unprofessional. Says more about them than it does about Tila.

jax said...

the company didn't need to do this..i suspect the Hiltons are behind this.

ballyhoo. said...

omg jax, i think you might be right! when she first came out with the bodyguard thing and was spouting off about how much she loved them there was a comment on her blog or twitter or wherever where someone was trying to warn tila that the bodyguards were there to spy on her. i don't know why, but that comment stuck in my head. what a twist!

ballyhoo. said...

btw, i need a tila-vention.

jax said...

it just reeks of, "We need to clear the air and make the Hilton's looks like the epitome of high class or our ass is grass for contracts."

i'm surprised they didn't come out tap dancing with top hats to this.

RocketQueen said...

Yeah, I get the impression something really big had to happen for them to go public with this - the Hiltons are being pretty protective of Casey's memory, and I think Jax is absolutely right - a Hilton made a call.

nunaurbiz said...

Who is Anna who died too young? I get all the other references but can't think of an Anna.

jax said...

exactly..as we discussed on FB a simple release like this would have done the job without stomping all over someone mentally unstable.

"After parting ways with our client, Tila Tequila, we feel it necessary to refute rumors about the identity of her child's father as an employee of The Bodyguard Group Ltd. We hope Tila gets the help she needs and wish her nothing but the best going forward."

anything else is self serving in one way or another.

jax said...

anna nicole smith

RocketQueen said...

@nuna - Anna Nicole Smith, I think

Missjenny619 said...

@nunaurbiz: Anna Nicole Smith

Missjenny619 said...
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Missjenny619 said...

Haha, all three of us must have posted at the same time, too funny. We don't mean to yell at you!!

bella said...

That was one crappy website. As much as Tila is anonying, there is something very sad and troubling about her.

Mina said...

Why should people be afraid of the Hiltons? I doubt that big names in Hollywood rely on that trashy family's opinion. I bet they're pretty much laughed at by real celebrities and also ostracized by socialites all over the world. Which wealthy and influential person or family wants to have something to do with them? Remember Paris Latsis and that Niarchos guy? I bet their families would have disowned either of them if they would have married that walking std. Partying with her and even having fun with her between the sheets = okay, but marrying that trollop = forget about your monthly appanage, your penthouse and all the other nice and expensive things, son.
So, why should a group of professional bodyguards be afraid of the Hiltons?

jax said...

they are laughed at my us..the 'everyday people' but they are STILL upper crust and all those rich folks stick together when it comes to scandals etc. i'm sure it was all handed down from the Johnsons,who had the Hiltons do their bidding.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe this is a real press release. The grammar is appalling. If this came from the HIltons or Johnsons, they would've at least engaged a real PR company to write a letter in decent English.

Why on earth would a company that prides itself on discretion engage in such controversy? Doesn't make sense. If they wanted to circumvent trash Tila Tequila was spreading about them, a simple denial statement would've sufficed. Seems like a hoax of some sort.

Moosefan said...

Somthing is not right about this. Why did they not say-"We are no longer providing services to ___ and none of our employees are the father of the alleged baby" ? She is gross. This whole thing-the engagement, the trash talking, the fake diamonds, the alleged pregnacy-it all screams desperate!

Mango said...

@ .robert - I LOL'd at self html-ing!

I agree with the comments about the appalling grammar. I also can't believe that The Bodyguard Group compared Tila to Heath and River. Anna, not so much, but Heath and River were gifted!

Tila needs to go away. She makes Paris Hilton seem like a smart, normal, upstanding pillar of society.

angelina said...

Yeah, if they're so gung-ho about privacy they wouldn't bother to address this issue either. And why stick up for the Hiltons? Do they require their assistance in that matter? I think not. Furthermore, lots of people trash the Hiltons, Bijou Phillips, etc. on a regular basis. Are they going to come to their defense now every time they're trashed in the media? Please. And the top half of the statement is completely voided when you read the bottom half, which gives a LIST of these SUPPOSED secret clients. Don't bother saying you value the privacy of you clients and then release a statement like this.

hurtin said...

this does not sound like this came from a professional company. Much too long. the stuff about the jewelry, why would they put that in? I mean, did anyone believe that the 8 carat engagement ring was real? and than putting all the clients names in the press release? I would not hire them, if this was real, after this. sounds wrong, very wrong all around. (I have no doubt that this tiawhatever is a very sick mentally disturbed though)

sunnyside1213 said...

I agree with everyone who named the Hiltons as the culprits.

Anonymous said...

That was the most tacky, painfully long advert for their company. I'd never trust anyone who'd take to their blog or the web and air someone's dirty laundry; it just shows they are so not trustworthy. What a bunch of freaks. Someone mentioned it before but I, too, feel Tila is a troubled girl. I just hate that she is now intertwined in any way with the Hilton, et al., ilk!!

Sis Cesspool said...

It's really too bad they had to blow their cover on such a psychotic piece of shit.

That part about the "owner & head jeweler" made me laugh out loud, though.

Carry on the fight, guys! Semper Fi!

Kelly said...

They replied on The Superficial after getting blasted by commenters...
thesuperficial.com/2010/02/tila_tequilas_bodyguard_throws.php#comment-3919882

ChasingHeaven said...

Yeah, I agree with all of you. I don't think this is legit and if it is there is no way I'd hire them now if I were a celebrity. If they feel threatened by Tila who no one believes anyway, then what would they reveal if they felt threatened by someone believable?

Sporky said...

That company just screwed the pooch, big-time.

NotOprah said...

I was going to say this is a total hoax, but that Superficial comment makes me wonder ...
If it is true, how crappy is it that you'd take on a client pro bono then air her dirty laundry in public (I know she does enough of it on her own, but still). A brief denial press release would have been sufficient. Pretty sh*tty to do just because someone's not from a powerful family. The detail about the jewelry was just crappy. Seriously, if you can spout off about honor and duty, wouldn't you take the high road in a situation like this?

classalpha said...

... don't know... don't care who T-Kee-lah is... but "dat beoyotch sho b warin' wun fugly kabuki mask n' sheet"... so says *Rastus*...


Why didn't My So Tragically Departed Brittany Anne Murphy Bertolotti (Rest In Peace Babe) have such "concerned military bodyguards" working for Her? Didn't She Perform In TWO USO TOURS for Chrissakes? Screw these ex-military rent-a-cops if they're care more about *a FAME WH0RE* than they did Britt...