I don't think anyone can cram as much into a weekend as Tila Tequila. I spend the entire weekend not looking at her Twitter just so I can enjoy her whole weekend in one sitting on Monday morning. So, this weekend it looks like Tila fell down and bumped her head. This required constant Tweeting and speculation to herself that she was going to die. Oh, she also compared herself to Natasha Richardson. I know, I know. It turns out she has a dent in her head but she and her baby are just fine. She even let her baby daddy come over. The big news though this weekend was Tila managed to complete the forms required for adopting a Russian baby, was approved and will be picking up the baby in the next couple of weeks. Who knew you could get this all completed in a weekend. Seriously, these are some incredible Tweets. She really outdid herself this weekend.